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The Luke and Pete Show — 934 episodes
Whale Stench on the Machinery
The Impressive Chest of a Guatemalan Man
Eating Rollmops in a Public Toilet
The Toyota Century and 3D Printing Enthusiasts' Club
Unofficial Chinese Police Stations
Bad Knees and a Hosepipe Ban
Don’t Have a Whinge, Poindexter
Look at My Diseases
The Pubsman Litmus Test
Doggerland and Diggerland
The Asthma Hour
The Unkillable Soldier
An Aristocratic George Bush
Two Hours Late for the War
Claude's Awful Drawing
An Inedible Melon
Richard Keys: The Musical
Knob Out All Day
You Believe in the Moon?
Wall-to-Wall Muck
The S.O.B. Show
Big Screens and Good Beer
Not an AI-generated Podcast
Dreadful Far-right Music
Too Stinky for Press-Ganging
Hot Guys Reading Books
I’ll Be Your Clown
The One-Armed Green Grocer
MDMA on a Desert Island
One Question for the Boss
The Christianity Escape Pod
My Name Isn't James
Yes, Captain Kidney
I’ve Got Loads of Bags of Cement
Dispatches from Orchestra Camp
Leave the Tortoise Alone
Schrödinger’s Poo
A Balustrade Tragedy
Ten American Men
AKA the Bronx
The Last Men on Earth
Elderly Japanese Lady Golfer
Goodnight to the Metaverse
Wet Music and Big Shoes
Drinking is the Abraham
Mongo the Chimpfluencer
Wild Moldovan Dogs
The House You Can Aggressively Have Access To
Chess and Chest Presses
Obama’s Extraterrestrials
Something Fishy About the Biscuits
The Ice Have It
The Happy Promptman
The Six-Sheep Threshold
Peter, it’s Paella Time
Too Many Stick Insects
Always Smell the Beef
A Cow’s a Silly Animal
The Many Cakes of Tom Cruise
Fascinating Problematic Characters
Is Bailey’s egg-based?
The Rest is Pete’s History
What's That Cash For, Sir?
Hand Warmers of Various Types
Who Let the Wallabies Out?
50 Shades of Paté
Got Any Old Beef?
Three Noel Edmonds Coasters and a Christmas Samurai
Experiencing Paddington
A Night in a Hostel
Finally! A Podcast Episode About Food Poisoning
The Worst Snack of all Time
Airfrying Your Big Toe
TV Show Anxiety
A Geriatric Man of the Match Award
On The Lash in Leicester
Toilet Plates
The Radio Doctor Will See You Now
Cyst to Kidney, done deal!
Hot, fresh gallium delivered to your door
AI Slop Pardons
Playing baseball with turkeys
Chinese Takeaway with a Sex Worker
Arise, Battery Robot!
Sodden on the South Coast
Row, Fisherman, Row
This Isn't a Prank
Dysfunctional Breathing
Big Fat Northern Holiday
Algorithm Busters
Peruvian Power Hour
Train Station Stranger
My name is Grandma
Midwest Pete
The Beef Paste Andrew Tate
Guitar Solo Eye Contact
Your Guitar Has No Strings
Another Glass of Amniotic Fluid, Sir?
The World's Oldest Flamingo
Coleslaw Mix for the Soul
Uncle Labubu
The Incognito Butcher
Pepe le Prawn's Little Door
Wound Check
I Trust the Streets
Little Dirty Pennies
A Little Sweet Treat
Creating a Human Flute
A National Trevor
Powered by Lasagne
Oven Water
Bathroom blood
Grand Provocateur
Magna Carta Men
Two Stings and a Flea
The Waxy Wing Oreo
3,200 Cans of Moretti
Smooching Noel Edmonds
Volvo car chase
Why do you always let Luke talk over you?
Urinating off a diving board
The Sacred Pub
Y-Front Nation
Halloumi Boys
Brydon? I Hardly Know Him
Luke and Pete are here to discuss some sheet
Wait, when is the Witching Hour?
Nigel Farage’s problems with Pete
Funkadelic Franky
Mothering Wednesday
2 cats and a Nazi doc
Met Gala Mayhem
Tesco Tyrants
Poo Particles
4 Toilet Donaldson
Piss Politics
Melatonin Mayhem
The 120-Man Rumble
Worm King
Juicy Sweet Liver
Swamp Life
Teeth Swap
Pretgate
Primary School Bangers™
Poo Time Panic
Flight of Doom
Switch B*tch
An NYC Enema
Slot It!
Plasma profits
Thatchers & Rat Boys
Turkey Teeth
Piss Drawers
The Vomit Vandal
Unwanted Badge Inspection
Condom Balloon Blunder
Montoya, POR FAVOR
NIMBYs and Conspiracists
Moist Moody Ostriches
Public Toilet Etiquette
An ungodly sh*t
Bonjour You C***
Pete's Hole Filler
Give me a joke!
The Shoreditch Samurai
Worrisome Little Chap
Donaldson Now Daddy
Lukey in Lagos
Mug Wars
Hello 2025!
Goodbye 2024!
Lads mags in particular
The best year of your life
A sad epilogue to Luke’s festive tale
Luke saves Christmas!
The Pemmican Diaries
The Nugget Power Hour
Plastic Fantastic
T’is the Season
Barber or Shop Watcher?
Boybands, banishment and bangers
Dirty little car boys
Jesus and his mitre saw
Eighties Cool
Smack my crisp up
Language Manipulator
Dinner with the boys
Roof Witch
The McRib comeback tour
Prostates and pensions
Let's round this up
Frolicking in a bag of leaves
3D printing: Owl or nothing
FB Marketplace purist
DIY Dialysis
Debase yourself for the dollar
Dog suicide bridge
Run up your ribs
#BritishCore
Rockstar M.O.
Aggressive lactating pigs
Bali or bust
A public toilet conspiracy
Napoleonic erotica
So punk rock
White Man Tacos
Webmistress Day
A Beavertown Summer
Gentleman Thief
Raygun
Wet mouth
Banana spider graveyard
Fake mechanics and court cosplay
Spunky summer
Testicals and toenails
Euro train porno
What a time!
Imodium diaries
Dr. Dodgy
Wall Fish Emporium
The muse of all muses
Ocean poop
Ball crushing stilettos
Tops off, let's kiss
Orgasmic Hi-Fi
Lamb lung pocket man
Hot Boss
Gay communist piss & the caffeine confessionals
Organ Ponzi Scheme
Dogs and deviants
Sewage Ghostbusters
Grey w*nk pants
Gangster Barack Obama
Kangaroo Boy
Gay Porno Look
Yellow piss water
Steak Gate
Best Bigga juice drinking years
I have absolutely definitely not sh*t myself
Climb aboard the Lukey Moore
A bit kinky about the ol’ animals
Sacrifice the ducks
Like a Guinness advert with more blood
Donny D. Dawg Pilot Boy
A legacy act without a legacy
Every bloke is a nerd really
Tectonic Vasectomy
Insanity or incontinence
Just a bit of knockabout fun
You’re not my dad!
Peter, you dirty boy...
When life gives you banana skins, make cocaine!
Romance on the dance floor
An Old Fashioned Letter and a Chocolate Bar
Like Nothing Matters
Mr Funky Pants
Professor stinky mouth
Got any grapes?
Bamboo boy
Slippery nipples
A pocket full of shells
Antiques Donaldson
Portsmouth Chainsaw Juggler
Vasectomies “R” Us
Angel boys
Vasectomy flowers
Bigga boy juice
AI toenails
Halfords, probably
Dusty bacon ball
Can I touch your cheeks?
Pete's Power
Pete’s Car Club
Badge of dad
Noom year, Noom me
Don’t worry officer, I’m eating a Subway
The Doughnut Republic
You greedy c...
Elf and safety
Ripped divorcees in leather... in your area (workplace)
Podsmiths
The Dangerous Donaldsons Act
The Legend of Bones
Daddy Cool
An excellent prank
Scampi surprise
Too fast not furious
Where can I park my Jet Ski?
My jaw might jiggle jiggle
The Gaviscon Cartel
De-centralized retinas
The scooter of the sea
World Class Basics
I’m too fat
Bananageddon
I am not a Berliner
Give it a sniff
Would you like a lamb bone?
What does the dog say?
Niam Leeson
Unidentified flying Donaldson
Low hanging asteroids
Pete talk
I'm gonna live forever
A message in the silt
Jurassic Clerk
I would lie to you
Petey Fake Legs
Turned water into White Claw
It makes you think
Oh, Mark Ruffalo
Are you impressed?
Do you believe in ghosts?
The cult of Lochvinder
The birthday paradox
Talk Moore
Don’t put silver balls in your ears
Mute-iny on the Bounty
Tax does have to be taxing
Luke vs Karen
It’s timer to Heimer
One hundred and Petey
Only Beef Cream and Pizzas
Would you like to shoot my gun?
Maggot Surprise
American air base pirate
Alpha, Beta, Cocker
The kids are alright?
Why’d you only call me from your Jag?
Catspiracy
Conspiracy People
Eight Cups a Week
Luke the Big Red Dad
A lot of rich holiday food
Just sexy enough for Haribo
Dungeons & Darkfruits
Where's that cheese going?
The partner I "sometimes" have access to
I can get that for you
Don’t drink your dad’s Prime
The Hitchhiker's Guide to Petey D
How big is your neck?
Petey whisky
The boy in the box
One Benny Hill to rule them all
Dungeon Master Donny
The Dirty Dentist
Make your Monday one to remember
T*tting about with my toilet
I’m Donald Trump and I drink Prime
Big lovely dinosaur lips
Paved with chocolate
Elbow Drop It Like It’s Hot
Don’t look in my wash bag
Heil Peter
You’re fired
Call the bigger boys
Should we apologise to MrBeast?
You’ll never take me alive
Whatever you say, MasterBeast
Get off my copper
The dog review
Lovestruck Romeo
I drink Prime
Roman sex toys
Willy Wonka’s tinfoil hat
‘Diggory’ Mills, the snake-catcher
Read-ing festival
A new player has left the game
Save me, Abraham!
Who burnt toast?
School of Boss
Don’t blame the atomic wedgie
Can we please have our money back?
Fishmongers were better in the 90s
King Herald of Hammertime
Chewie and the floater
Dads of the world unite
What’s a walrus doing in that bin?
The bum squad
The Fiat 3 Trillion
Another year in the simulation
A pair of festive rats - Christmas special pt.2
Beware of the Yule Lads - Christmas special pt.1
Project spooky boy
The boat that flopped
The ghost of rodents past
Bonus episode: The Interruption
Never make your own stair gate
No Sleep 'til Hammersmith
How to become a cowboy
Thankful for dogs
Just put some tabasco on it
I miss my mum
Democracy vs Banter
People still don’t like you, Elon
What's Bono doing?
Did you order some gateway crimes?
Welcome to Spook Fest 2022
Mr Karaoke Hostess Bar
The battery daddies
Can you sneeze on demand?
Damn butterfly effect
Justice for Cocaine Bear
Return of the Cliff Richard
Wait, does FIFA make batteries?
Cat Race
Splitting the bulbospongiosus muscle
Neil down in respect
It’s always Petey in Philadelphia
Concrete jungle where golden rabbits are made of
Climbing out of your toilet in a diving helmet
The Desalination of Edwina Currie
Your Friendly Neighbourhood Waistcoat
The humble blacksmith
Have you seen my moles?
Superjaunty black hole
See you next Tuesday
Bitter Sweet Batteries
Pete from Glasto
Holloway Road Taco Bells I admire
How many new players?
Pete Logie Baird
How pickled are your onions?
YouTube shredded beef
Fingers Against the Machine
An “Oops!... I Did It Again” moment… (emails special)
Ronald Reagan’s sexy sweat pants
I think Bryan Ferry might have lived here for a bit
I was actually talking about mountain biking the other day
Captain Podcastin'
Duracell vs Eveready
My dog ate my magic
Apple cider win-egar
Welcome to the Peteriarchy!
Just a dad, down the pub, doing a Wordle
Another million lost
Hold on to your hands
Metallica nativity
Saturday scallop fever
Welcome to Luton
Legalise the Planet of the Apes
Introducing... The Joe Marler Show - About Funeral Directors
The 9 things that make you a juggalo
#Lads behaviour
The new succulent Chinese meal
Introducing... Eureka! - Should we fear an alien invasion?
Would you eat a steak off Pete’s belly?
Banyan trees, forged art and the metaverse
Wait, what is the Loch Ness Monster?
Tell me lies, tell me sweet small town lies
Trailer: The Luke and Pete Show | New episodes every Monday & Thursday
A "cheeky" trip to Norwich
More food mama, give us more food mama
Keep my Swedish indie club out of your god damn mouth
Hidden biker communities
The long-necked beast
Three kings bring fruits of the forest
Do you know where Alaska is?
The sweet (beans) spot of weddings
Wallet, keys… revolver
Dogs on a plane
Busy young thrusting executives (B.Y.T.E)
WeTransfer conspiracy theorist
Ducks vs peas
Has Elon Musk got enough money?
Pete Donaldson, “The Pub Landlord”
Only Foods and Sauces
Have you ever had anything lopped off?
My almost fingerless Friday
A Billy wristbreaker
The Skewer in the Hand: A New Forest based King Arthur
Shacket from the Crypt
A panther attack in… Worcestershire
Like a PUBG pro, touched for the very first time
A knitted assailant
The first rule of Chinese Fight Club
Donald Trump deepfakes
The reincarnation of Diggory Donaldson
Why am I drinking Tyskie in a nice restaurant?
Man! I Feel Like an Unknown Euphemism!
Why do these kids look like ostriches?
You’re twisting my UFO man
Non-fartible token (NFTs special)
Bugs not hugs
Forest Defenestration
The breastfeeding cat
A romp of biting otters
Reproducing salmon
Christmas Special Part 2: Pete's naughty little secret
Christmas Special Part 1: A lovely old Christmas fight
An acquired taste of a human being
Why is there a bull in a striped shirt?
Monster trucks are back, baby!
Outlaw mod hairdresser
Terrible steak, excellent sprouts
Anti-vaxxers, horse meat and Christmas adverts
Cans
Money Talks, in association with Klarna
I’m here to pick up a wand
The sweetest beans
Ian Brown’s nunchucks
Did you know Lionel Blair was born in Canada?
Pete bought a second reel-to-reel player
Marvel Studios: The Dregs
Chasing dads
The Shoreditch of Lithuania
Mormon karate master
I don’t respect my George Foreman Grill
Crocodile Heads in Norfolk
New Rave Roller Coasters
Fiddling with your own shed
Bernard Matthews is a turkey man, first and foremost
Who's going to tell Busta Rhymes?
Selling your skin
Mind that horse
Paranormal activity in the shed
Volcano Pete
This is your brain on Karate Kid III
You bloody fool
The least trusted haircut
A cycle trip from hell
It's not always Dad
Bonus episode: Knowing what to expect
Strip your bed, you disgusting human
Velvety soft
Scrotum FM
Linda Lusardi is a Worthy Foe
20 Years Ago, That's a South Park Episode
You Ain't No Skunk, You Skunk
Mouse nightclub
Forbidden inky fruit
Would you stay in a chicken-based hotel?
Big in Japan
Shaving Yourself To Death
Sunburnt Nostrils
Paint 'Em, But Don't Play With 'Em
Meet The Neighbours
Medieval Blacksmiths Of The World Unite!
These Wooden Ideas
Supermarket Alumni
Brassy Steampunk Cows
A Heavily Latexed Armadillo
What's Cooler Than A Million Dollars?
Don't Bark If You Can't Bite
Microdosing MSG
It's Been...
Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is
Delicious Nonsense
A Birthday In The Bathroom
The One Where Pete Goes Sleepwalking
It's A F***ing Emergency
Only Fans And Horses
The Honda Jazz Man
Voltage Fraud
The Driving Test
Motorway Scooters and First-Person Shooters
Belated Birthday Bobbleheads
An Unexpected Goose and A Model Photoshoot
Aliens, A&E and One Big Canal Catastrophe
One Incredibly Smooth Man
Crutches, Coconuts and Cats on Ketamine
What Is That Smell?
Pub Punch-Ups and T-Rex D Cups
Turbulent Cartwheel Restrictions
An Armadillo Role-Play
A Satisfying Stolen Shoe Horn
You're Not The Boss Of Me Now
An Excess Of Dirty Cheese
On fire and headed for a fatberg
Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner
A Shopping Trolley Bounty Hunter
A Whole Load Of Elephant Boobs
An Owl In Fluffy Trousers
Pete's Private Potholes
The Nonsense Corner Of The Internet
The Posh Crisp Phenomenon
The Flaming Fireballs Alliance
A Glitching House Move
Dodgy Hairstyles We Have Access To
Chimpanzee Wars and Plastic Dinosaurs
Don't Feed Your Kids Batteries
Pete's Famous Nipples
Front Door Gadget Scammers
Dreams, Dumps and Defragmentation
A Warm Cup Of Nature’s Cafetière
Not Your Average Bedroom Decorator
A Bath Full Of Aggressive Polish Beer
An Illegal Ham Sandwich
Born in Hartlepool, made in the Royal Navy
Snail Survival Skills
Discos, Dads and Dirty Talk
A Real Speed Demon
Pete's Pickled Fitness Plan
How to Behave in a Toilet Rave
The Flute and Pete Show
Deck the Halls and Brine Your Turkeys!
Two Wise Men
Crunchy Foot Syndrome
A thoughtful small amount of beef
An Over-whale-ming Discovery
Parkour Gibbons Galore
Celery Sticks and Poo Bandits
Alien Invasion or Avant Garde Installation?
One noodle sandwich with no crusts, please
The Scream Database
A faith-palm moment
Lock, Stock and...bags thrown out of the window?
A Series of Unfortunate Pets
Pete's New 125cc Lawnmower
An Octopus Revenge Plot
Woolly Mammoth Lollipops
A Milky Affair
Has a vet ever operated on you?
Inhaling our own toxins!
J-League Batteries
Chicken satire
An uncomfortable collection of twigs
You want that sock back, mate?
Sniffer dogs are taking over
The Grand Central Terminal man cave
Two old men yelling at clouds
The Crappening
The Luke and Jim Show!
Drinky drinky falling over person
A sexed up ET
A fare skipper banged to rights
Liquid nitrogen in a Yakult
Fry us an egg, mate
Breakbeat rewind
A victim of a milky hate crime
A few too many red flags
Not much of a sweater
On top of a great white shark
A munch on dog food
A free lickable treat
Bagel Heads
A fox in flip flops
Suspected ghost receives fine
Power washing with Robert Pattinson
Boxer shrimps changed my life
A friendship of mountains
It's too windy for my turbine
A tale of many Keiths
Eight Crazy Frog Singles
Taking a mouse on the tube
Joe Wicks vs Mr Motivator
Barrels of fire
What length are your socks?
Dig it
Jordan v Donaldson
Eating mushrooms in a public park
Pete angers someone
Hands off my personal allowance pouch
The Theremin and Pete Show
Leave your facts at the door
Straw Holes?
The Judder Child
Another problem eels don’t need
Doorstep surprise
Swimming inside a whale
Out in space on a big string
Quest to find the strangest person
It's Been's back
Happy Birthday Pete!
Dishonest master of coin
Pop it in your mouth
The humble pumpkin
Every day we're skitching
Rubbery Eggs
Whale explosions
Spying on Tony Blackburn
You do the meth
A tennis sock full of Chicken McNuggets
A doomsday prepper in a digital furnace
Deafened by an oil drum
Man eats phone
A female voice
Do not insert the frozen potato slice
A digested pedometer
Return of the Hobgoblin
The ex-Xfm breakfast show
Florida Man records podcast
Pharaoh admin
Episode 199.98: A grandad, a spade and an innocent heron
Episode 199.97: Freezy Slicers
Episode 199.96: A chat with Uncle Jez
Episode 199.95: For sale, emoji trainers, never worn
Episode 199.94: Tossed salads and folded eggs
Episode 199.93: Into The Valleys
Episode 199.92: The world's best toilet
Episode 199.91: One Litre Peter
Episode 199.90: The Donny Ringer
Episode 199.89: Gateshead Garden Festival
Episode 199.88: Marine Kong Karate
Episode 199.87: Excellent trunks
Episode 199.86: Get a walnut in your bicep
Episode 199.85: Digging up skulls
Episode 199.84: This Tarantula Needs Watching
Episode 199.83: Bone the Meshes
Episode 199.82: Dad's gaming chair
Episode 199.81: Tea experts in Lebanon
Episode 199.80: Sausage meat and trifle
Episode 199.79: Radio presenter for hire
Episode 199.78: Macho Man KING Randy Savage
Episode 199.77: Pete's first impressions
Episode 199.76: A Sense of Community
Episode 199.75: Black Eye Friday
Episode 199.74: Parappa the Rapper
Episode 199.73: Do you feel the power of the gladiators?
Episode 199.72: It’s a Megalodon
Episode 199.71: Prince Andrew, Helsinki & Scientology
Episode 199.70: Zimbabwe, Michigan, Milwaukee, wherever...
Episode 199.69: Brooklyn NYC
Episode 199.68: 7th Avenue NYC
Episode 199.67: Saturday night's alright
Episode 199.66: Wet mouth
Episode 199.65: Vintage gauge tools
Episode 199.64: Man with ferret
Episode 199.63: Postman Pat redux
Episode 199.62: Cast iron conversation
Episode 199.61: Don't be a tit
Episode 199.60: Spooky Siri
Episode 199.59: Serotonin poppadom
Episode 199.58: A cannibal that doesn't exist
Episode 199.57: A little bit of the bubbly!
Episode 199.56: Dog professor
Episode 199.55: Black pudding volcano
Episode 199.54: Scallops at a minimum
Episode 199.53: Luke and Pete Con
Episode 199.52: Having a tab on the toilet
Episode 199.51: A pipe of Pringles
Episode 199.5: I'm a little teapot
Episode 199: Trapped on an island
Episode 198: Off with their heads
Episode 197: 10,000 hours of solitude
Episode 196: Burying elephants
Episode 195: Vinegar strokes
Episode 194: Is that a real man?
Episode 193: This could be anywhere
Episode 192: Return of the mercury maze
Episode 191: A bin bag of bees
Episode 190: Technically speaking
Episode 189: Fighting on cruise ships
Episode 188: Taco Bell with your mam
Episode 187: On the dhole
Episode 186: Spicy Richard
Episode 185: Feel the Bern
Episode 184: Stories from an onsen
Episode 183: Otterly ridiculous
Episode 182: Back with a Boston Crab
Episode 181: Back in a bath of Bannatyne
Episode 180: The molasses against the classes
Episode 179: Dear sons and daughters of hungry bum ghosts
Episode 178: Do those sharks bite?
Episode 177: A mate called Fraggle
Episode 176: A Tunnock's celebration
Episode 175: Wedding swelling
Episode 174: Vegan power
Episode 173: Kebab shop etiquette
Episode 172: Soft water and quicksand
Episode 171: Puffer fish drugs
Episode 170: Endings
Episode 169: A Townshend warning
Episode 168: That pigeon will not hang
Episode 167: Intercom games
Episode 166: Queen cubicle
Episode 165: What is your location?
Episode 164: Irn Bru bars and bustrains
Episode 163: Paulo the Heartbreaker
Episode 162: Sid the racist neighbour
Episode 161: A walrus in free fall
Episode 160: Hands off my Tabasco
Episode 159: Superglue your hands together
Episode 158: Locked out by your Dad
Episode 157: A Morph-less London Marathon
Episode 156: Toenail removal
Episode 155: A dog in the playground
Episode 154: Pete Donaldson lorry attack
Episode 153: Spring has sprung!
Episode 152: MOTs make me cry
Episode 151: Bernie vs Bernie
Episode 150: A little propeller
Episode 149: Undercut Boulevard
Episode 148: Swinging the swing
Episode 147: Dangerous buildings in Taiwan
Episode 146: Don't you ever do a crime
Episode 145: Man dunks child
Episode 144: Nostalgia podcasting
Episode 143: A blistering tale
Episode 142: Brexit fondue
Episode 141: Hot dogs in Central Park
Episode 139: Into the Peteverse
Episode 138: Sticking your foot in it
Episode 137: Man dates cockroach
Episode 136: Digger Destruction
Episode 135: Chuckypigs, or chiggywigs?
Episode 134: Tattoos, death, and a Lukealike
Episode 133: Foaming hell
Episode 132: Do it all on expenses
Episode 131: A broad parish
Episode 130: Donaldson Futurism
Episode 129: Reflections on a year, sort of
Episode 128: Betwixtmas
Episode 127: A nut without the sack
Episode 126: Giving yourself a mountain to climb
Episode 125: Is that a man inside there?
Episode 124: Don't eat the yellow snow
Episode 123: Errol Flynn's duck centipede
Episode 122: Baked bean pizzas and Irn Bru chew bars
Episode 121: Finders Keepers
Episode 120: Pete on a bus shelter
Episode 119: Do you want salt and vinegar?
Episode 118: Turtle Power
Episode 117: Return of the eight year old millionaire
Episode 116: Pete Assange
Episode 115: Mushy pea sandwiches and Japanese KitKats
Episode 114: The Curse of the Colonel
Episode 113: I'm a locksmith, and, I'm a locksmith
Episode 112: Weetabix? Or Shredded Wheat?
Episode 111: Two frogs in a sock
Episode 110: Helping someone obtain a chicken mask
Episode 109: Tape based solutions
Episode 108: Stevie Trousers
Episode 107: Holloway Road shops I admire
Episode 106: A straw-based Godzilla
Episode 105: Biting a kidney
Episode 104: Clowning about
Episode 103: Antibiotics from India
Episode 102: Jimmy White's brother
Episode 101: Tale as old as time
Episode 100: We actually made 100 of these shows
Episode 99: Hunter S Thompson v Mark Wahlberg
Episode 98: Flavour Dad
Episode 97: The podcast Mick Hucknall
Episode 96: Fodcast ferfection
Episode 95: A podcast kakistocracy
Episode 94: A parachute jump without a parachute is just a jump
Episode 93: The bad boy of perverts
Episode 92: Never arm-wrestle an actor
Episode 91: Non-brewed condiments
Episode 90: A conspiracy theory special!
Episode 89: A husband's bulge
Episode 88: Why are we even friends?
Episode 87: A knife made of pasta
Episode 86: Kneeling in mud in the name of Liam Neeson
Episode 85: Never eaten a crisp
Episode 84: Do you keep those spider monkeys in a van?
Episode 83: Careful of the laburnum
Episode 82: Next stop, Hither Green!
Episode 81: The It's Been World Record
Episode 80: Fast food rigidity
Episode 79: Johnny Eggs
Episode 78: Fly away Peter, fly away Paul
Episode 77: Candy cigarettes and camel urine
Episode 76: Chaos on the central line
Episode 75: How's your health?
Episode 74: Excuse me, is that my farting jar?
Episode 73: Father censorship
Episode 72: The dangers of Thunder Mountain
Episode 71: The fine line between a life hack and actual fraud
Episode 70: The class of '99
Episode 69: Straight-laced parents
Episode 68: A baby on the dashboard
Episode 67: A voice on a stick
Episode 66: Do not exit your vehicle
Episode 65: Well, it used to be a dog
Episode 64: The prodigal son returns (to Hartlepool)
Episode 63: Abducted by Concorde
Episode 62: Little Pipples Donaldson
Episode 61: There's a toad in my suitcase, what am I gonna do?
Episode 60: A man in a rocking chair
Episode 59: A hippo's dinner
Episode 58: The Mothpocalypse
Episode 57: When meat fell from the sky
Episode 56: Duncan Bannatyne and his favourite eggs
Episode 55: Misplacing the Door to Hell
Episode 54: No! Not the bees!
Episode 53: Singing the Peterhouse blues
Episode 52: How did Jesus die? No seriously, how did it happen?
Episode 51: Botflies, Bryan Cranston and Gran Turismo 5
Episode 50: We have done nothing to commemorate our fiftieth show
Episode 49: Watching Teletubbies from a test tube
Episode 48: Super, smashing, great
Episode 47: An emu should not be living there, it's not right
Episode 46: What's happened to that donkey?
Episode 45: Neckbeards and their craft ale, they make me sick
Episode 44: Undercover police officers, public toilets, and sheep
Episode 43: Poison/venom, Guns n Roses, and the worst Mother's Day present ever
Episode 42: Childhood fights, boys called Paul and our very own drinking game
Episode 41: How to cook the perfect steak, and the greatest bear of all time
Episode 40: Black Panther, video games and Pete getting annoyed about gifs
Episode 39: Fleeing from a neutron war and heading for Northampton
Episode 38: Part vampire, part maths teacher
Episode 37: A brave new world
Episode 36: You are now entering Dildo, Newfoundland
The Windsor Knot
Episode 35: The Words Show
Episode 34: The Body Show
Episode 33: Too much seasoning
Episode 32: Where I walk is Rome
Episode 31: This is your future, so tether your payload
Episode 30: One Elephant Outstanding
Episode 29: Tokyo Binge
Episode 28: Light, Ephemeral, Almost Fruity
Episode 27: Special Delivery
All apologies
Episode 26: Sex, lies and videos of tapir
Episode 25: Goblins?
Episode 24: Wake up!
Episode 23: Sunday Brunch with Danny Dyer
Episode 22: Egg Security
Episode 21: Plastic Terry
Episode 20: Groovy Baby, Oh Yeah!
Episode 19: Rotisserie Alex
Episode 18: Turning 27
Episode 17: Every Single Photo Had the Eyes Cut Out
Episode 16: Dougie the Dolphin
Episode 15: Conversation Lozenges
Episode 14: I Like a Squeeze Too Sometimes
Episode 13: Good Luck/Bad Luck
Episode 12: Shark Turns Oven On
Episode 11: Get Your Tintagel Out
Episode 10: Pulling Skids Outside the Butchers
Episode 9: I Would Not Like to Have My Own Personal Lift
Episode 8: Next Week on Dragons' Den
Episode 7: An Email Special!
Episode 6: Selling a Gameboy to a Squirrel
Episode 5: Opened Up Like a Chrysanthemum
Episode 4: I Didn't Go Down to the Lightning Strike Bureau
Episode 3: What's That Wasp Doing in My Fig?
Episode 2: Never Go Into Your Stepdad's Study
Episode 1: Japanese Ghosts and a Surplus of Molasses
Luke and Pete's Summer: Coming 5th June!