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The Luke and Pete Show — 917 episodes

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1

Knob Out All Day

2

You Believe in the Moon?

3

Wall-to-Wall Muck

4

The S.O.B. Show

5

Big Screens and Good Beer

6

Not an AI-generated Podcast

7

Dreadful Far-right Music

8

Too Stinky for Press-Ganging

9

Hot Guys Reading Books

10

I’ll Be Your Clown

11

The One-Armed Green Grocer

12

MDMA on a Desert Island

13

One Question for the Boss

14

The Christianity Escape Pod

15

My Name Isn't James

16

Yes, Captain Kidney

17

I’ve Got Loads of Bags of Cement

18

Dispatches from Orchestra Camp

19

Leave the Tortoise Alone

20

Schrödinger’s Poo

21

A Balustrade Tragedy

22

Ten American Men

23

AKA the Bronx

24

The Last Men on Earth

25

Elderly Japanese Lady Golfer

26

Goodnight to the Metaverse

27

Wet Music and Big Shoes

28

Drinking is the Abraham

29

Mongo the Chimpfluencer

30

Wild Moldovan Dogs

31

The House You Can Aggressively Have Access To

32

Chess and Chest Presses

33

Obama’s Extraterrestrials

34

Something Fishy About the Biscuits

35

The Ice Have It

36

The Happy Promptman

37

The Six-Sheep Threshold

38

Peter, it’s Paella Time

39

Too Many Stick Insects

40

Always Smell the Beef

41

A Cow’s a Silly Animal

42

The Many Cakes of Tom Cruise

43

Fascinating Problematic Characters

44

Is Bailey’s egg-based?

45

The Rest is Pete’s History

46

What's That Cash For, Sir?

47

Hand Warmers of Various Types

48

Who Let the Wallabies Out?

49

50 Shades of Paté

50

Got Any Old Beef?

51

Three Noel Edmonds Coasters and a Christmas Samurai

52

Experiencing Paddington

53

A Night in a Hostel

54

Finally! A Podcast Episode About Food Poisoning

55

The Worst Snack of all Time

56

Airfrying Your Big Toe

57

TV Show Anxiety

58

A Geriatric Man of the Match Award

59

On The Lash in Leicester

60

Toilet Plates

61

The Radio Doctor Will See You Now

62

Cyst to Kidney, done deal!

63

Hot, fresh gallium delivered to your door

64

AI Slop Pardons

65

Playing baseball with turkeys

66

Chinese Takeaway with a Sex Worker

67

Arise, Battery Robot!

68

Sodden on the South Coast

69

Row, Fisherman, Row

70

This Isn't a Prank

71

Dysfunctional Breathing

72

Big Fat Northern Holiday

73

Algorithm Busters

74

Peruvian Power Hour

75

Train Station Stranger

76

My name is Grandma

77

Midwest Pete

78

The Beef Paste Andrew Tate

79

Guitar Solo Eye Contact

80

Your Guitar Has No Strings

81

Another Glass of Amniotic Fluid, Sir?

82

The World's Oldest Flamingo

83

Coleslaw Mix for the Soul

84

Uncle Labubu

85

The Incognito Butcher

86

Pepe le Prawn's Little Door

87

Wound Check

88

I Trust the Streets

89

Little Dirty Pennies

90

A Little Sweet Treat

91

Creating a Human Flute

92

A National Trevor

93

Powered by Lasagne

94

Oven Water

95

Bathroom blood

96

Grand Provocateur

97

Magna Carta Men

98

Two Stings and a Flea

99

The Waxy Wing Oreo

100

3,200 Cans of Moretti

101

Smooching Noel Edmonds

102

Volvo car chase

103

Why do you always let Luke talk over you?

104

Urinating off a diving board

105

The Sacred Pub

106

Y-Front Nation

107

Halloumi Boys

108

Brydon? I Hardly Know Him

109

Luke and Pete are here to discuss some sheet

110

Wait, when is the Witching Hour?

111

Nigel Farage’s problems with Pete

112

Funkadelic Franky

113

Mothering Wednesday

114

2 cats and a Nazi doc

115

Met Gala Mayhem

116

Tesco Tyrants

117

Poo Particles

118

4 Toilet Donaldson

119

Piss Politics

120

Melatonin Mayhem

121

The 120-Man Rumble

122

Worm King

123

Juicy Sweet Liver

124

Swamp Life

125

Teeth Swap

126

Pretgate

127

Primary School Bangers™

128

Poo Time Panic

129

Flight of Doom

130

Switch B*tch

131

An NYC Enema

132

Slot It!

133

Plasma profits

134

Thatchers & Rat Boys

135

Turkey Teeth

136

Piss Drawers

137

The Vomit Vandal

138

Unwanted Badge Inspection

139

Condom Balloon Blunder

140

Montoya, POR FAVOR

141

NIMBYs and Conspiracists

142

Moist Moody Ostriches

143

Public Toilet Etiquette

144

An ungodly sh*t

145

Bonjour You C***

146

Pete's Hole Filler

147

Give me a joke!

148

The Shoreditch Samurai

149

Worrisome Little Chap

150

Donaldson Now Daddy

151

Lukey in Lagos

152

Mug Wars

153

Hello 2025!

154

Goodbye 2024!

155

Lads mags in particular

156

The best year of your life

157

A sad epilogue to Luke’s festive tale

158

Luke saves Christmas!

159

The Pemmican Diaries

160

The Nugget Power Hour

161

Plastic Fantastic

162

T’is the Season

163

Barber or Shop Watcher?

164

Boybands, banishment and bangers

165

Dirty little car boys

166

Jesus and his mitre saw

167

Eighties Cool

168

Smack my crisp up

169

Language Manipulator

170

Dinner with the boys

171

Roof Witch

172

The McRib comeback tour

173

Prostates and pensions

174

Let's round this up

175

Frolicking in a bag of leaves

176

3D printing: Owl or nothing

177

FB Marketplace purist

178

DIY Dialysis

179

Debase yourself for the dollar

180

Dog suicide bridge

181

Run up your ribs

182

#BritishCore

183

Rockstar M.O.

184

Aggressive lactating pigs

185

Bali or bust

186

A public toilet conspiracy

187

Napoleonic erotica

188

So punk rock

189

White Man Tacos

190

Webmistress Day

191

A Beavertown Summer

192

Gentleman Thief

193

Raygun

194

Wet mouth

195

Banana spider graveyard

196

Fake mechanics and court cosplay

197

Spunky summer

198

Testicals and toenails

199

Euro train porno

200

What a time!

201

Imodium diaries

202

Dr. Dodgy

203

Wall Fish Emporium

204

The muse of all muses

205

Ocean poop

206

Ball crushing stilettos

207

Tops off, let's kiss

208

Orgasmic Hi-Fi

209

Lamb lung pocket man

210

Hot Boss

211

Gay communist piss & the caffeine confessionals

212

Organ Ponzi Scheme

213

Dogs and deviants

214

Sewage Ghostbusters

215

Grey w*nk pants

216

Gangster Barack Obama

217

Kangaroo Boy

218

Gay Porno Look

219

Yellow piss water

220

Steak Gate

221

Best Bigga juice drinking years

222

I have absolutely definitely not sh*t myself

223

Climb aboard the Lukey Moore

224

A bit kinky about the ol’ animals

225

Sacrifice the ducks

226

Like a Guinness advert with more blood

227

Donny D. Dawg Pilot Boy

228

A legacy act without a legacy

229

Every bloke is a nerd really

230

Tectonic Vasectomy

231

Insanity or incontinence

232

Just a bit of knockabout fun

233

You’re not my dad!

234

Peter, you dirty boy...

235

When life gives you banana skins, make cocaine!

236

Romance on the dance floor

237

An Old Fashioned Letter and a Chocolate Bar

238

Like Nothing Matters

239

Mr Funky Pants

240

Professor stinky mouth

241

Got any grapes?

242

Bamboo boy

243

Slippery nipples

244

A pocket full of shells

245

Antiques Donaldson

246

Portsmouth Chainsaw Juggler

247

Vasectomies “R” Us

248

Angel boys

249

Vasectomy flowers

250

Bigga boy juice

251

AI toenails

252

Halfords, probably

253

Dusty bacon ball

254

Can I touch your cheeks?

255

Pete's Power

256

Pete’s Car Club

257

Badge of dad

258

Noom year, Noom me

259

Don’t worry officer, I’m eating a Subway

260

The Doughnut Republic

261

You greedy c...

262

Elf and safety

263

Ripped divorcees in leather... in your area (workplace)

264

Podsmiths

265

The Dangerous Donaldsons Act

266

The Legend of Bones

267

Daddy Cool

268

An excellent prank

269

Scampi surprise

270

Too fast not furious

271

Where can I park my Jet Ski?

272

My jaw might jiggle jiggle

273

The Gaviscon Cartel

274

De-centralized retinas

275

The scooter of the sea

276

World Class Basics

277

I’m too fat

278

Bananageddon

279

I am not a Berliner

280

Give it a sniff

281

Would you like a lamb bone?

282

What does the dog say?

283

Niam Leeson

284

Unidentified flying Donaldson

285

Low hanging asteroids

286

Pete talk

287

I'm gonna live forever

288

A message in the silt

289

Jurassic Clerk

290

I would lie to you

291

Petey Fake Legs

292

Turned water into White Claw

293

It makes you think

294

Oh, Mark Ruffalo

295

Are you impressed?

296

Do you believe in ghosts?

297

The cult of Lochvinder

298

The birthday paradox

299

Talk Moore

300

Don’t put silver balls in your ears

301

Mute-iny on the Bounty

302

Tax does have to be taxing

303

Luke vs Karen

304

It’s timer to Heimer

305

One hundred and Petey

306

Only Beef Cream and Pizzas

307

Would you like to shoot my gun?

308

Maggot Surprise

309

American air base pirate

310

Alpha, Beta, Cocker

311

The kids are alright?

312

Why’d you only call me from your Jag?

313

Catspiracy

314

Conspiracy People

315

Eight Cups a Week

316

Luke the Big Red Dad

317

A lot of rich holiday food

318

Just sexy enough for Haribo

319

Dungeons & Darkfruits

320

Where's that cheese going?

321

The partner I "sometimes" have access to

322

I can get that for you

323

Don’t drink your dad’s Prime

324

The Hitchhiker's Guide to Petey D

325

How big is your neck?

326

Petey whisky

327

The boy in the box

328

One Benny Hill to rule them all

329

Dungeon Master Donny

330

The Dirty Dentist

331

Make your Monday one to remember

332

T*tting about with my toilet

333

I’m Donald Trump and I drink Prime

334

Big lovely dinosaur lips

335

Paved with chocolate

336

Elbow Drop It Like It’s Hot

337

Don’t look in my wash bag

338

Heil Peter

339

You’re fired

340

Call the bigger boys

341

Should we apologise to MrBeast?

342

You’ll never take me alive

343

Whatever you say, MasterBeast

344

Get off my copper

345

The dog review

346

Lovestruck Romeo

347

I drink Prime

348

Roman sex toys

349

Willy Wonka’s tinfoil hat

350

‘Diggory’ Mills, the snake-catcher

351

Read-ing festival

352

A new player has left the game

353

Save me, Abraham!

354

Who burnt toast?

355

School of Boss

356

Don’t blame the atomic wedgie

357

Can we please have our money back?

358

Fishmongers were better in the 90s

359

King Herald of Hammertime

360

Chewie and the floater

361

Dads of the world unite

362

What’s a walrus doing in that bin?

363

The bum squad

364

The Fiat 3 Trillion

365

Another year in the simulation

366

A pair of festive rats - Christmas special pt.2

367

Beware of the Yule Lads - Christmas special pt.1

368

Project spooky boy

369

The boat that flopped

370

The ghost of rodents past

371

Bonus episode: The Interruption

372

Never make your own stair gate

373

No Sleep 'til Hammersmith

374

How to become a cowboy

375

Thankful for dogs

376

Just put some tabasco on it

377

I miss my mum

378

Democracy vs Banter

379

People still don’t like you, Elon

380

What's Bono doing?

381

Did you order some gateway crimes?

382

Welcome to Spook Fest 2022

383

Mr Karaoke Hostess Bar

384

The battery daddies

385

Can you sneeze on demand?

386

Damn butterfly effect

387

Justice for Cocaine Bear

388

Return of the Cliff Richard

389

Wait, does FIFA make batteries?

390

Cat Race

391

Splitting the bulbospongiosus muscle

392

Neil down in respect

393

It’s always Petey in Philadelphia

394

Concrete jungle where golden rabbits are made of

395

Climbing out of your toilet in a diving helmet

396

The Desalination of Edwina Currie

397

Your Friendly Neighbourhood Waistcoat

398

The humble blacksmith

399

Have you seen my moles?

400

Superjaunty black hole

401

See you next Tuesday

402

Bitter Sweet Batteries

403

Pete from Glasto

404

Holloway Road Taco Bells I admire

405

How many new players?

406

Pete Logie Baird

407

How pickled are your onions?

408

YouTube shredded beef

409

Fingers Against the Machine

410

An “Oops!... I Did It Again” moment… (emails special)

411

Ronald Reagan’s sexy sweat pants

412

I think Bryan Ferry might have lived here for a bit

413

I was actually talking about mountain biking the other day

414

Captain Podcastin'

415

Duracell vs Eveready

416

My dog ate my magic

417

Apple cider win-egar

418

Welcome to the Peteriarchy!

419

Just a dad, down the pub, doing a Wordle

420

Another million lost

421

Hold on to your hands

422

Metallica nativity

423

Saturday scallop fever

424

Welcome to Luton

425

Legalise the Planet of the Apes

426

Introducing... The Joe Marler Show - About Funeral Directors

427

The 9 things that make you a juggalo

428

#Lads behaviour

429

The new succulent Chinese meal

430

Introducing... Eureka! - Should we fear an alien invasion?

431

Would you eat a steak off Pete’s belly?

432

Banyan trees, forged art and the metaverse

433

Wait, what is the Loch Ness Monster?

434

Tell me lies, tell me sweet small town lies

435

Trailer: The Luke and Pete Show | New episodes every Monday & Thursday

436

A "cheeky" trip to Norwich

437

More food mama, give us more food mama

438

Keep my Swedish indie club out of your god damn mouth

439

Hidden biker communities

440

The long-necked beast

441

Three kings bring fruits of the forest

442

Do you know where Alaska is?

443

The sweet (beans) spot of weddings

444

Wallet, keys… revolver

445

Dogs on a plane

446

Busy young thrusting executives (B.Y.T.E)

447

WeTransfer conspiracy theorist

448

Ducks vs peas

449

Has Elon Musk got enough money?

450

Pete Donaldson, “The Pub Landlord”

451

Only Foods and Sauces

452

Have you ever had anything lopped off?

453

My almost fingerless Friday

454

A Billy wristbreaker

455

The Skewer in the Hand: A New Forest based King Arthur

456

Shacket from the Crypt

457

A panther attack in… Worcestershire

458

Like a PUBG pro, touched for the very first time

459

A knitted assailant

460

The first rule of Chinese Fight Club

461

Donald Trump deepfakes

462

The reincarnation of Diggory Donaldson

463

Why am I drinking Tyskie in a nice restaurant?

464

Man! I Feel Like an Unknown Euphemism!

465

Why do these kids look like ostriches?

466

You’re twisting my UFO man

467

Non-fartible token (NFTs special)

468

Bugs not hugs

469

Forest Defenestration

470

The breastfeeding cat

471

A romp of biting otters

472

Reproducing salmon

473

Christmas Special Part 2: Pete's naughty little secret

474

Christmas Special Part 1: A lovely old Christmas fight

475

An acquired taste of a human being

476

Why is there a bull in a striped shirt?

477

Monster trucks are back, baby!

478

Outlaw mod hairdresser

479

Terrible steak, excellent sprouts

480

Anti-vaxxers, horse meat and Christmas adverts

481

Cans

482

Money Talks, in association with Klarna

483

I’m here to pick up a wand

484

The sweetest beans

485

Ian Brown’s nunchucks

486

Did you know Lionel Blair was born in Canada?

487

Pete bought a second reel-to-reel player

488

Marvel Studios: The Dregs

489

Chasing dads

490

The Shoreditch of Lithuania

491

Mormon karate master

492

I don’t respect my George Foreman Grill

493

Crocodile Heads in Norfolk

494

New Rave Roller Coasters

495

Fiddling with your own shed

496

Bernard Matthews is a turkey man, first and foremost

497

Who's going to tell Busta Rhymes?

498

Selling your skin

499

Mind that horse

500

Paranormal activity in the shed

501

Volcano Pete

502

This is your brain on Karate Kid III

503

You bloody fool

504

The least trusted haircut

505

A cycle trip from hell

506

It's not always Dad

507

Bonus episode: Knowing what to expect

508

Strip your bed, you disgusting human

509

Velvety soft

510

Scrotum FM

511

Linda Lusardi is a Worthy Foe

512

20 Years Ago, That's a South Park Episode

513

You Ain't No Skunk, You Skunk

514

Mouse nightclub

515

Forbidden inky fruit

516

Would you stay in a chicken-based hotel?

517

Big in Japan

518

Shaving Yourself To Death

519

Sunburnt Nostrils

520

Paint 'Em, But Don't Play With 'Em

521

Meet The Neighbours

522

Medieval Blacksmiths Of The World Unite!

523

These Wooden Ideas

524

Supermarket Alumni

525

Brassy Steampunk Cows

526

A Heavily Latexed Armadillo

527

What's Cooler Than A Million Dollars?

528

Don't Bark If You Can't Bite

529

Microdosing MSG

530

It's Been...

531

Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is

532

Delicious Nonsense

533

A Birthday In The Bathroom

534

The One Where Pete Goes Sleepwalking

535

It's A F***ing Emergency

536

Only Fans And Horses

537

The Honda Jazz Man

538

Voltage Fraud

539

The Driving Test

540

Motorway Scooters and First-Person Shooters

541

Belated Birthday Bobbleheads

542

An Unexpected Goose and A Model Photoshoot

543

Aliens, A&E and One Big Canal Catastrophe

544

One Incredibly Smooth Man

545

Crutches, Coconuts and Cats on Ketamine

546

What Is That Smell?

547

Pub Punch-Ups and T-Rex D Cups

548

Turbulent Cartwheel Restrictions

549

An Armadillo Role-Play

550

A Satisfying Stolen Shoe Horn

551

You're Not The Boss Of Me Now

552

An Excess Of Dirty Cheese

553

On fire and headed for a fatberg

554

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner

555

A Shopping Trolley Bounty Hunter

556

A Whole Load Of Elephant Boobs

557

An Owl In Fluffy Trousers

558

Pete's Private Potholes

559

The Nonsense Corner Of The Internet

560

The Posh Crisp Phenomenon

561

The Flaming Fireballs Alliance

562

A Glitching House Move

563

Dodgy Hairstyles We Have Access To

564

Chimpanzee Wars and Plastic Dinosaurs

565

Don't Feed Your Kids Batteries

566

Pete's Famous Nipples

567

Front Door Gadget Scammers

568

Dreams, Dumps and Defragmentation

569

A Warm Cup Of Nature’s Cafetière

570

Not Your Average Bedroom Decorator

571

A Bath Full Of Aggressive Polish Beer

572

An Illegal Ham Sandwich

573

Born in Hartlepool, made in the Royal Navy

574

Snail Survival Skills

575

Discos, Dads and Dirty Talk

576

A Real Speed Demon

577

Pete's Pickled Fitness Plan

578

How to Behave in a Toilet Rave

579

The Flute and Pete Show

580

Deck the Halls and Brine Your Turkeys!

581

Two Wise Men

582

Crunchy Foot Syndrome

583

A thoughtful small amount of beef

584

An Over-whale-ming Discovery

585

Parkour Gibbons Galore

586

Celery Sticks and Poo Bandits

587

Alien Invasion or Avant Garde Installation?

588

One noodle sandwich with no crusts, please

589

The Scream Database

590

A faith-palm moment

591

Lock, Stock and...bags thrown out of the window?

592

A Series of Unfortunate Pets

593

Pete's New 125cc Lawnmower

594

An Octopus Revenge Plot

595

Woolly Mammoth Lollipops

596

A Milky Affair

597

Has a vet ever operated on you?

598

Inhaling our own toxins!

599

J-League Batteries

600

Chicken satire

601

An uncomfortable collection of twigs

602

You want that sock back, mate?

603

Sniffer dogs are taking over

604

The Grand Central Terminal man cave

605

Two old men yelling at clouds

606

The Crappening

607

The Luke and Jim Show!

608

Drinky drinky falling over person

609

A sexed up ET

610

A fare skipper banged to rights

611

Liquid nitrogen in a Yakult

612

Fry us an egg, mate

613

Breakbeat rewind

614

A victim of a milky hate crime

615

A few too many red flags

616

Not much of a sweater

617

On top of a great white shark

618

A munch on dog food

619

A free lickable treat

620

Bagel Heads

621

A fox in flip flops

622

Suspected ghost receives fine

623

Power washing with Robert Pattinson

624

Boxer shrimps changed my life

625

A friendship of mountains

626

It's too windy for my turbine

627

A tale of many Keiths

628

Eight Crazy Frog Singles

629

Taking a mouse on the tube

630

Joe Wicks vs Mr Motivator

631

Barrels of fire

632

What length are your socks?

633

Dig it

634

Jordan v Donaldson

635

Eating mushrooms in a public park

636

Pete angers someone

637

Hands off my personal allowance pouch

638

The Theremin and Pete Show

639

Leave your facts at the door

640

Straw Holes?

641

The Judder Child

642

Another problem eels don’t need

643

Doorstep surprise

644

Swimming inside a whale

645

Out in space on a big string

646

Quest to find the strangest person

647

It's Been's back

648

Happy Birthday Pete!

649

Dishonest master of coin

650

Pop it in your mouth

651

The humble pumpkin

652

Every day we're skitching

653

Rubbery Eggs

654

Whale explosions

655

Spying on Tony Blackburn

656

You do the meth

657

A tennis sock full of Chicken McNuggets

658

A doomsday prepper in a digital furnace

659

Deafened by an oil drum

660

Man eats phone

661

A female voice

662

Do not insert the frozen potato slice

663

A digested pedometer

664

Return of the Hobgoblin

665

The ex-Xfm breakfast show

666

Florida Man records podcast

667

Pharaoh admin

668

Episode 199.98: A grandad, a spade and an innocent heron

669

Episode 199.97: Freezy Slicers

670

Episode 199.96: A chat with Uncle Jez

671

Episode 199.95: For sale, emoji trainers, never worn

672

Episode 199.94: Tossed salads and folded eggs

673

Episode 199.93: Into The Valleys

674

Episode 199.92: The world's best toilet

675

Episode 199.91: One Litre Peter

676

Episode 199.90: The Donny Ringer

677

Episode 199.89: Gateshead Garden Festival

678

Episode 199.88: Marine Kong Karate

679

Episode 199.87: Excellent trunks

680

Episode 199.86: Get a walnut in your bicep

681

Episode 199.85: Digging up skulls

682

Episode 199.84: This Tarantula Needs Watching

683

Episode 199.83: Bone the Meshes

684

Episode 199.82: Dad's gaming chair

685

Episode 199.81: Tea experts in Lebanon

686

Episode 199.80: Sausage meat and trifle

687

Episode 199.79: Radio presenter for hire

688

Episode 199.78: Macho Man KING Randy Savage

689

Episode 199.77: Pete's first impressions

690

Episode 199.76: A Sense of Community

691

Episode 199.75: Black Eye Friday

692

Episode 199.74: Parappa the Rapper

693

Episode 199.73: Do you feel the power of the gladiators?

694

Episode 199.72: It’s a Megalodon

695

Episode 199.71: Prince Andrew, Helsinki & Scientology

696

Episode 199.70: Zimbabwe, Michigan, Milwaukee, wherever...

697

Episode 199.69: Brooklyn NYC

698

Episode 199.68: 7th Avenue NYC

699

Episode 199.67: Saturday night's alright

700

Episode 199.66: Wet mouth

701

Episode 199.65: Vintage gauge tools

702

Episode 199.64: Man with ferret

703

Episode 199.63: Postman Pat redux

704

Episode 199.62: Cast iron conversation

705

Episode 199.61: Don't be a tit

706

Episode 199.60: Spooky Siri

707

Episode 199.59: Serotonin poppadom

708

Episode 199.58: A cannibal that doesn't exist

709

Episode 199.57: A little bit of the bubbly!

710

Episode 199.56: Dog professor

711

Episode 199.55: Black pudding volcano

712

Episode 199.54: Scallops at a minimum

713

Episode 199.53: Luke and Pete Con

714

Episode 199.52: Having a tab on the toilet

715

Episode 199.51: A pipe of Pringles

716

Episode 199.5: I'm a little teapot

717

Episode 199: Trapped on an island

718

Episode 198: Off with their heads

719

Episode 197: 10,000 hours of solitude

720

Episode 196: Burying elephants

721

Episode 195: Vinegar strokes

722

Episode 194: Is that a real man?

723

Episode 193: This could be anywhere

724

Episode 192: Return of the mercury maze

725

Episode 191: A bin bag of bees

726

Episode 190: Technically speaking

727

Episode 189: Fighting on cruise ships

728

Episode 188: Taco Bell with your mam

729

Episode 187: On the dhole

730

Episode 186: Spicy Richard

731

Episode 185: Feel the Bern

732

Episode 184: Stories from an onsen

733

Episode 183: Otterly ridiculous

734

Episode 182: Back with a Boston Crab

735

Episode 181: Back in a bath of Bannatyne

736

Episode 180: The molasses against the classes

737

Episode 179: Dear sons and daughters of hungry bum ghosts

738

Episode 178: Do those sharks bite?

739

Episode 177: A mate called Fraggle

740

Episode 176: A Tunnock's celebration

741

Episode 175: Wedding swelling

742

Episode 174: Vegan power

743

Episode 173: Kebab shop etiquette

744

Episode 172: Soft water and quicksand

745

Episode 171: Puffer fish drugs

746

Episode 170: Endings

747

Episode 169: A Townshend warning

748

Episode 168: That pigeon will not hang

749

Episode 167: Intercom games

750

Episode 166: Queen cubicle

751

Episode 165: What is your location?

752

Episode 164: Irn Bru bars and bustrains

753

Episode 163: Paulo the Heartbreaker

754

Episode 162: Sid the racist neighbour

755

Episode 161: A walrus in free fall

756

Episode 160: Hands off my Tabasco

757

Episode 159: Superglue your hands together

758

Episode 158: Locked out by your Dad

759

Episode 157: A Morph-less London Marathon

760

Episode 156: Toenail removal

761

Episode 155: A dog in the playground

762

Episode 154: Pete Donaldson lorry attack

763

Episode 153: Spring has sprung!

764

Episode 152: MOTs make me cry

765

Episode 151: Bernie vs Bernie

766

Episode 150: A little propeller

767

Episode 149: Undercut Boulevard

768

Episode 148: Swinging the swing

769

Episode 147: Dangerous buildings in Taiwan

770

Episode 146: Don't you ever do a crime

771

Episode 145: Man dunks child

772

Episode 144: Nostalgia podcasting

773

Episode 143: A blistering tale

774

Episode 142: Brexit fondue

775

Episode 141: Hot dogs in Central Park

776

Episode 139: Into the Peteverse

777

Episode 138: Sticking your foot in it

778

Episode 137: Man dates cockroach

779

Episode 136: Digger Destruction

780

Episode 135: Chuckypigs, or chiggywigs?

781

Episode 134: Tattoos, death, and a Lukealike

782

Episode 133: Foaming hell

783

Episode 132: Do it all on expenses

784

Episode 131: A broad parish

785

Episode 130: Donaldson Futurism

786

Episode 129: Reflections on a year, sort of

787

Episode 128: Betwixtmas

788

Episode 127: A nut without the sack

789

Episode 126: Giving yourself a mountain to climb

790

Episode 125: Is that a man inside there?

791

Episode 124: Don't eat the yellow snow

792

Episode 123: Errol Flynn's duck centipede

793

Episode 122: Baked bean pizzas and Irn Bru chew bars

794

Episode 121: Finders Keepers

795

Episode 120: Pete on a bus shelter

796

Episode 119: Do you want salt and vinegar?

797

Episode 118: Turtle Power

798

Episode 117: Return of the eight year old millionaire

799

Episode 116: Pete Assange

800

Episode 115: Mushy pea sandwiches and Japanese KitKats

801

Episode 114: The Curse of the Colonel

802

Episode 113: I'm a locksmith, and, I'm a locksmith

803

Episode 112: Weetabix? Or Shredded Wheat?

804

Episode 111: Two frogs in a sock

805

Episode 110: Helping someone obtain a chicken mask

806

Episode 109: Tape based solutions

807

Episode 108: Stevie Trousers

808

Episode 107: Holloway Road shops I admire

809

Episode 106: A straw-based Godzilla

810

Episode 105: Biting a kidney

811

Episode 104: Clowning about

812

Episode 103: Antibiotics from India

813

Episode 102: Jimmy White's brother

814

Episode 101: Tale as old as time

815

Episode 100: We actually made 100 of these shows

816

Episode 99: Hunter S Thompson v Mark Wahlberg

817

Episode 98: Flavour Dad

818

Episode 97: The podcast Mick Hucknall

819

Episode 96: Fodcast ferfection

820

Episode 95: A podcast kakistocracy

821

Episode 94: A parachute jump without a parachute is just a jump

822

Episode 93: The bad boy of perverts

823

Episode 92: Never arm-wrestle an actor

824

Episode 91: Non-brewed condiments

825

Episode 90: A conspiracy theory special!

826

Episode 89: A husband's bulge

827

Episode 88: Why are we even friends?

828

Episode 87: A knife made of pasta

829

Episode 86: Kneeling in mud in the name of Liam Neeson

830

Episode 85: Never eaten a crisp

831

Episode 84: Do you keep those spider monkeys in a van?

832

Episode 83: Careful of the laburnum

833

Episode 82: Next stop, Hither Green!

834

Episode 81: The It's Been World Record

835

Episode 80: Fast food rigidity

836

Episode 79: Johnny Eggs

837

Episode 78: Fly away Peter, fly away Paul

838

Episode 77: Candy cigarettes and camel urine

839

Episode 76: Chaos on the central line

840

Episode 75: How's your health?

841

Episode 74: Excuse me, is that my farting jar?

842

Episode 73: Father censorship

843

Episode 72: The dangers of Thunder Mountain

844

Episode 71: The fine line between a life hack and actual fraud

845

Episode 70: The class of '99

846

Episode 69: Straight-laced parents

847

Episode 68: A baby on the dashboard

848

Episode 67: A voice on a stick

849

Episode 66: Do not exit your vehicle

850

Episode 65: Well, it used to be a dog

851

Episode 64: The prodigal son returns (to Hartlepool)

852

Episode 63: Abducted by Concorde

853

Episode 62: Little Pipples Donaldson

854

Episode 61: There's a toad in my suitcase, what am I gonna do?

855

Episode 60: A man in a rocking chair

856

Episode 59: A hippo's dinner

857

Episode 58: The Mothpocalypse

858

Episode 57: When meat fell from the sky

859

Episode 56: Duncan Bannatyne and his favourite eggs

860

Episode 55: Misplacing the Door to Hell

861

Episode 54: No! Not the bees!

862

Episode 53: Singing the Peterhouse blues

863

Episode 52: How did Jesus die? No seriously, how did it happen?

864

Episode 51: Botflies, Bryan Cranston and Gran Turismo 5

865

Episode 50: We have done nothing to commemorate our fiftieth show

866

Episode 49: Watching Teletubbies from a test tube

867

Episode 48: Super, smashing, great

868

Episode 47: An emu should not be living there, it's not right

869

Episode 46: What's happened to that donkey?

870

Episode 45: Neckbeards and their craft ale, they make me sick

871

Episode 44: Undercover police officers, public toilets, and sheep

872

Episode 43: Poison/venom, Guns n Roses, and the worst Mother's Day present ever

873

Episode 42: Childhood fights, boys called Paul and our very own drinking game

874

Episode 41: How to cook the perfect steak, and the greatest bear of all time

875

Episode 40: Black Panther, video games and Pete getting annoyed about gifs

876

Episode 39: Fleeing from a neutron war and heading for Northampton

877

Episode 38: Part vampire, part maths teacher

878

Episode 37: A brave new world

879

Episode 36: You are now entering Dildo, Newfoundland

880

The Windsor Knot

881

Episode 35: The Words Show

882

Episode 34: The Body Show

883

Episode 33: Too much seasoning

884

Episode 32: Where I walk is Rome

885

Episode 31: This is your future, so tether your payload

886

Episode 30: One Elephant Outstanding

887

Episode 29: Tokyo Binge

888

Episode 28: Light, Ephemeral, Almost Fruity

889

Episode 27: Special Delivery

890

All apologies

891

Episode 26: Sex, lies and videos of tapir

892

Episode 25: Goblins?

893

Episode 24: Wake up!

894

Episode 23: Sunday Brunch with Danny Dyer

895

Episode 22: Egg Security

896

Episode 21: Plastic Terry

897

Episode 20: Groovy Baby, Oh Yeah!

898

Episode 19: Rotisserie Alex

899

Episode 18: Turning 27

900

Episode 17: Every Single Photo Had the Eyes Cut Out

901

Episode 16: Dougie the Dolphin

902

Episode 15: Conversation Lozenges

903

Episode 14: I Like a Squeeze Too Sometimes

904

Episode 13: Good Luck/Bad Luck

905

Episode 12: Shark Turns Oven On

906

Episode 11: Get Your Tintagel Out

907

Episode 10: Pulling Skids Outside the Butchers

908

Episode 9: I Would Not Like to Have My Own Personal Lift

909

Episode 8: Next Week on Dragons' Den

910

Episode 7: An Email Special!

911

Episode 6: Selling a Gameboy to a Squirrel

912

Episode 5: Opened Up Like a Chrysanthemum

913

Episode 4: I Didn't Go Down to the Lightning Strike Bureau

914

Episode 3: What's That Wasp Doing in My Fig?

915

Episode 2: Never Go Into Your Stepdad's Study

916

Episode 1: Japanese Ghosts and a Surplus of Molasses

917

Luke and Pete's Summer: Coming 5th June!