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The Luke and Pete Show — 942 episodes

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1

Corralled into AI Psychosis

2

Air Force Pete

3

A Heartwarming Phone Booth Story

4

Banished from All Bar One

5

An Act of Radio Sabotage

6

Heading to the Wasteland for a Hard Drive

7

Ricky Gervais Does It Again

8

Get Your Shackets and Shotguns Here

9

Whale Stench on the Machinery

10

The Impressive Chest of a Guatemalan Man

11

Eating Rollmops in a Public Toilet

12

The Toyota Century and 3D Printing Enthusiasts' Club

13

Unofficial Chinese Police Stations

14

Bad Knees and a Hosepipe Ban

15

Don’t Have a Whinge, Poindexter

16

Look at My Diseases

17

The Pubsman Litmus Test

18

Doggerland and Diggerland

19

The Asthma Hour

20

The Unkillable Soldier

21

An Aristocratic George Bush

22

Two Hours Late for the War

23

Claude's Awful Drawing

24

An Inedible Melon

25

Richard Keys: The Musical

26

Knob Out All Day

27

You Believe in the Moon?

28

Wall-to-Wall Muck

29

The S.O.B. Show

30

Big Screens and Good Beer

31

Not an AI-generated Podcast

32

Dreadful Far-right Music

33

Too Stinky for Press-Ganging

34

Hot Guys Reading Books

35

I’ll Be Your Clown

36

The One-Armed Green Grocer

37

MDMA on a Desert Island

38

One Question for the Boss

39

The Christianity Escape Pod

40

My Name Isn't James

41

Yes, Captain Kidney

42

I’ve Got Loads of Bags of Cement

43

Dispatches from Orchestra Camp

44

Leave the Tortoise Alone

45

Schrödinger’s Poo

46

A Balustrade Tragedy

47

Ten American Men

48

AKA the Bronx

49

The Last Men on Earth

50

Elderly Japanese Lady Golfer

51

Goodnight to the Metaverse

52

Wet Music and Big Shoes

53

Drinking is the Abraham

54

Mongo the Chimpfluencer

55

Wild Moldovan Dogs

56

The House You Can Aggressively Have Access To

57

Chess and Chest Presses

58

Obama’s Extraterrestrials

59

Something Fishy About the Biscuits

60

The Ice Have It

61

The Happy Promptman

62

The Six-Sheep Threshold

63

Peter, it’s Paella Time

64

Too Many Stick Insects

65

Always Smell the Beef

66

A Cow’s a Silly Animal

67

The Many Cakes of Tom Cruise

68

Fascinating Problematic Characters

69

Is Bailey’s egg-based?

70

The Rest is Pete’s History

71

What's That Cash For, Sir?

72

Hand Warmers of Various Types

73

Who Let the Wallabies Out?

74

50 Shades of Paté

75

Got Any Old Beef?

76

Three Noel Edmonds Coasters and a Christmas Samurai

77

Experiencing Paddington

78

A Night in a Hostel

79

Finally! A Podcast Episode About Food Poisoning

80

The Worst Snack of all Time

81

Airfrying Your Big Toe

82

TV Show Anxiety

83

A Geriatric Man of the Match Award

84

On The Lash in Leicester

85

Toilet Plates

86

The Radio Doctor Will See You Now

87

Cyst to Kidney, done deal!

88

Hot, fresh gallium delivered to your door

89

AI Slop Pardons

90

Playing baseball with turkeys

91

Chinese Takeaway with a Sex Worker

92

Arise, Battery Robot!

93

Sodden on the South Coast

94

Row, Fisherman, Row

95

This Isn't a Prank

96

Dysfunctional Breathing

97

Big Fat Northern Holiday

98

Algorithm Busters

99

Peruvian Power Hour

100

Train Station Stranger

101

My name is Grandma

102

Midwest Pete

103

The Beef Paste Andrew Tate

104

Guitar Solo Eye Contact

105

Your Guitar Has No Strings

106

Another Glass of Amniotic Fluid, Sir?

107

The World's Oldest Flamingo

108

Coleslaw Mix for the Soul

109

Uncle Labubu

110

The Incognito Butcher

111

Pepe le Prawn's Little Door

112

Wound Check

113

I Trust the Streets

114

Little Dirty Pennies

115

A Little Sweet Treat

116

Creating a Human Flute

117

A National Trevor

118

Powered by Lasagne

119

Oven Water

120

Bathroom blood

121

Grand Provocateur

122

Magna Carta Men

123

Two Stings and a Flea

124

The Waxy Wing Oreo

125

3,200 Cans of Moretti

126

Smooching Noel Edmonds

127

Volvo car chase

128

Why do you always let Luke talk over you?

129

Urinating off a diving board

130

The Sacred Pub

131

Y-Front Nation

132

Halloumi Boys

133

Brydon? I Hardly Know Him

134

Luke and Pete are here to discuss some sheet

135

Wait, when is the Witching Hour?

136

Nigel Farage’s problems with Pete

137

Funkadelic Franky

138

Mothering Wednesday

139

2 cats and a Nazi doc

140

Met Gala Mayhem

141

Tesco Tyrants

142

Poo Particles

143

4 Toilet Donaldson

144

Piss Politics

145

Melatonin Mayhem

146

The 120-Man Rumble

147

Worm King

148

Juicy Sweet Liver

149

Swamp Life

150

Teeth Swap

151

Pretgate

152

Primary School Bangers™

153

Poo Time Panic

154

Flight of Doom

155

Switch B*tch

156

An NYC Enema

157

Slot It!

158

Plasma profits

159

Thatchers & Rat Boys

160

Turkey Teeth

161

Piss Drawers

162

The Vomit Vandal

163

Unwanted Badge Inspection

164

Condom Balloon Blunder

165

Montoya, POR FAVOR

166

NIMBYs and Conspiracists

167

Moist Moody Ostriches

168

Public Toilet Etiquette

169

An ungodly sh*t

170

Bonjour You C***

171

Pete's Hole Filler

172

Give me a joke!

173

The Shoreditch Samurai

174

Worrisome Little Chap

175

Donaldson Now Daddy

176

Lukey in Lagos

177

Mug Wars

178

Hello 2025!

179

Goodbye 2024!

180

Lads mags in particular

181

The best year of your life

182

A sad epilogue to Luke’s festive tale

183

Luke saves Christmas!

184

The Pemmican Diaries

185

The Nugget Power Hour

186

Plastic Fantastic

187

T’is the Season

188

Barber or Shop Watcher?

189

Boybands, banishment and bangers

190

Dirty little car boys

191

Jesus and his mitre saw

192

Eighties Cool

193

Smack my crisp up

194

Language Manipulator

195

Dinner with the boys

196

Roof Witch

197

The McRib comeback tour

198

Prostates and pensions

199

Let's round this up

200

Frolicking in a bag of leaves

201

3D printing: Owl or nothing

202

FB Marketplace purist

203

DIY Dialysis

204

Debase yourself for the dollar

205

Dog suicide bridge

206

Run up your ribs

207

#BritishCore

208

Rockstar M.O.

209

Aggressive lactating pigs

210

Bali or bust

211

A public toilet conspiracy

212

Napoleonic erotica

213

So punk rock

214

White Man Tacos

215

Webmistress Day

216

A Beavertown Summer

217

Gentleman Thief

218

Raygun

219

Wet mouth

220

Banana spider graveyard

221

Fake mechanics and court cosplay

222

Spunky summer

223

Testicals and toenails

224

Euro train porno

225

What a time!

226

Imodium diaries

227

Dr. Dodgy

228

Wall Fish Emporium

229

The muse of all muses

230

Ocean poop

231

Ball crushing stilettos

232

Tops off, let's kiss

233

Orgasmic Hi-Fi

234

Lamb lung pocket man

235

Hot Boss

236

Gay communist piss & the caffeine confessionals

237

Organ Ponzi Scheme

238

Dogs and deviants

239

Sewage Ghostbusters

240

Grey w*nk pants

241

Gangster Barack Obama

242

Kangaroo Boy

243

Gay Porno Look

244

Yellow piss water

245

Steak Gate

246

Best Bigga juice drinking years

247

I have absolutely definitely not sh*t myself

248

Climb aboard the Lukey Moore

249

A bit kinky about the ol’ animals

250

Sacrifice the ducks

251

Like a Guinness advert with more blood

252

Donny D. Dawg Pilot Boy

253

A legacy act without a legacy

254

Every bloke is a nerd really

255

Tectonic Vasectomy

256

Insanity or incontinence

257

Just a bit of knockabout fun

258

You’re not my dad!

259

Peter, you dirty boy...

260

When life gives you banana skins, make cocaine!

261

Romance on the dance floor

262

An Old Fashioned Letter and a Chocolate Bar

263

Like Nothing Matters

264

Mr Funky Pants

265

Professor stinky mouth

266

Got any grapes?

267

Bamboo boy

268

Slippery nipples

269

A pocket full of shells

270

Antiques Donaldson

271

Portsmouth Chainsaw Juggler

272

Vasectomies “R” Us

273

Angel boys

274

Vasectomy flowers

275

Bigga boy juice

276

AI toenails

277

Halfords, probably

278

Dusty bacon ball

279

Can I touch your cheeks?

280

Pete's Power

281

Pete’s Car Club

282

Badge of dad

283

Noom year, Noom me

284

Don’t worry officer, I’m eating a Subway

285

The Doughnut Republic

286

You greedy c...

287

Elf and safety

288

Ripped divorcees in leather... in your area (workplace)

289

Podsmiths

290

The Dangerous Donaldsons Act

291

The Legend of Bones

292

Daddy Cool

293

An excellent prank

294

Scampi surprise

295

Too fast not furious

296

Where can I park my Jet Ski?

297

My jaw might jiggle jiggle

298

The Gaviscon Cartel

299

De-centralized retinas

300

The scooter of the sea

301

World Class Basics

302

I’m too fat

303

Bananageddon

304

I am not a Berliner

305

Give it a sniff

306

Would you like a lamb bone?

307

What does the dog say?

308

Niam Leeson

309

Unidentified flying Donaldson

310

Low hanging asteroids

311

Pete talk

312

I'm gonna live forever

313

A message in the silt

314

Jurassic Clerk

315

I would lie to you

316

Petey Fake Legs

317

Turned water into White Claw

318

It makes you think

319

Oh, Mark Ruffalo

320

Are you impressed?

321

Do you believe in ghosts?

322

The cult of Lochvinder

323

The birthday paradox

324

Talk Moore

325

Don’t put silver balls in your ears

326

Mute-iny on the Bounty

327

Tax does have to be taxing

328

Luke vs Karen

329

It’s timer to Heimer

330

One hundred and Petey

331

Only Beef Cream and Pizzas

332

Would you like to shoot my gun?

333

Maggot Surprise

334

American air base pirate

335

Alpha, Beta, Cocker

336

The kids are alright?

337

Why’d you only call me from your Jag?

338

Catspiracy

339

Conspiracy People

340

Eight Cups a Week

341

Luke the Big Red Dad

342

A lot of rich holiday food

343

Just sexy enough for Haribo

344

Dungeons & Darkfruits

345

Where's that cheese going?

346

The partner I "sometimes" have access to

347

I can get that for you

348

Don’t drink your dad’s Prime

349

The Hitchhiker's Guide to Petey D

350

How big is your neck?

351

Petey whisky

352

The boy in the box

353

One Benny Hill to rule them all

354

Dungeon Master Donny

355

The Dirty Dentist

356

Make your Monday one to remember

357

T*tting about with my toilet

358

I’m Donald Trump and I drink Prime

359

Big lovely dinosaur lips

360

Paved with chocolate

361

Elbow Drop It Like It’s Hot

362

Don’t look in my wash bag

363

Heil Peter

364

You’re fired

365

Call the bigger boys

366

Should we apologise to MrBeast?

367

You’ll never take me alive

368

Whatever you say, MasterBeast

369

Get off my copper

370

The dog review

371

Lovestruck Romeo

372

I drink Prime

373

Roman sex toys

374

Willy Wonka’s tinfoil hat

375

‘Diggory’ Mills, the snake-catcher

376

Read-ing festival

377

A new player has left the game

378

Save me, Abraham!

379

Who burnt toast?

380

School of Boss

381

Don’t blame the atomic wedgie

382

Can we please have our money back?

383

Fishmongers were better in the 90s

384

King Herald of Hammertime

385

Chewie and the floater

386

Dads of the world unite

387

What’s a walrus doing in that bin?

388

The bum squad

389

The Fiat 3 Trillion

390

Another year in the simulation

391

A pair of festive rats - Christmas special pt.2

392

Beware of the Yule Lads - Christmas special pt.1

393

Project spooky boy

394

The boat that flopped

395

The ghost of rodents past

396

Bonus episode: The Interruption

397

Never make your own stair gate

398

No Sleep 'til Hammersmith

399

How to become a cowboy

400

Thankful for dogs

401

Just put some tabasco on it

402

I miss my mum

403

Democracy vs Banter

404

People still don’t like you, Elon

405

What's Bono doing?

406

Did you order some gateway crimes?

407

Welcome to Spook Fest 2022

408

Mr Karaoke Hostess Bar

409

The battery daddies

410

Can you sneeze on demand?

411

Damn butterfly effect

412

Justice for Cocaine Bear

413

Return of the Cliff Richard

414

Wait, does FIFA make batteries?

415

Cat Race

416

Splitting the bulbospongiosus muscle

417

Neil down in respect

418

It’s always Petey in Philadelphia

419

Concrete jungle where golden rabbits are made of

420

Climbing out of your toilet in a diving helmet

421

The Desalination of Edwina Currie

422

Your Friendly Neighbourhood Waistcoat

423

The humble blacksmith

424

Have you seen my moles?

425

Superjaunty black hole

426

See you next Tuesday

427

Bitter Sweet Batteries

428

Pete from Glasto

429

Holloway Road Taco Bells I admire

430

How many new players?

431

Pete Logie Baird

432

How pickled are your onions?

433

YouTube shredded beef

434

Fingers Against the Machine

435

An “Oops!... I Did It Again” moment… (emails special)

436

Ronald Reagan’s sexy sweat pants

437

I think Bryan Ferry might have lived here for a bit

438

I was actually talking about mountain biking the other day

439

Captain Podcastin'

440

Duracell vs Eveready

441

My dog ate my magic

442

Apple cider win-egar

443

Welcome to the Peteriarchy!

444

Just a dad, down the pub, doing a Wordle

445

Another million lost

446

Hold on to your hands

447

Metallica nativity

448

Saturday scallop fever

449

Welcome to Luton

450

Legalise the Planet of the Apes

451

Introducing... The Joe Marler Show - About Funeral Directors

452

The 9 things that make you a juggalo

453

#Lads behaviour

454

The new succulent Chinese meal

455

Introducing... Eureka! - Should we fear an alien invasion?

456

Would you eat a steak off Pete’s belly?

457

Banyan trees, forged art and the metaverse

458

Wait, what is the Loch Ness Monster?

459

Tell me lies, tell me sweet small town lies

460

Trailer: The Luke and Pete Show | New episodes every Monday & Thursday

461

A "cheeky" trip to Norwich

462

More food mama, give us more food mama

463

Keep my Swedish indie club out of your god damn mouth

464

Hidden biker communities

465

The long-necked beast

466

Three kings bring fruits of the forest

467

Do you know where Alaska is?

468

The sweet (beans) spot of weddings

469

Wallet, keys… revolver

470

Dogs on a plane

471

Busy young thrusting executives (B.Y.T.E)

472

WeTransfer conspiracy theorist

473

Ducks vs peas

474

Has Elon Musk got enough money?

475

Pete Donaldson, “The Pub Landlord”

476

Only Foods and Sauces

477

Have you ever had anything lopped off?

478

My almost fingerless Friday

479

A Billy wristbreaker

480

The Skewer in the Hand: A New Forest based King Arthur

481

Shacket from the Crypt

482

A panther attack in… Worcestershire

483

Like a PUBG pro, touched for the very first time

484

A knitted assailant

485

The first rule of Chinese Fight Club

486

Donald Trump deepfakes

487

The reincarnation of Diggory Donaldson

488

Why am I drinking Tyskie in a nice restaurant?

489

Man! I Feel Like an Unknown Euphemism!

490

Why do these kids look like ostriches?

491

You’re twisting my UFO man

492

Non-fartible token (NFTs special)

493

Bugs not hugs

494

Forest Defenestration

495

The breastfeeding cat

496

A romp of biting otters

497

Reproducing salmon

498

Christmas Special Part 2: Pete's naughty little secret

499

Christmas Special Part 1: A lovely old Christmas fight

500

An acquired taste of a human being

501

Why is there a bull in a striped shirt?

502

Monster trucks are back, baby!

503

Outlaw mod hairdresser

504

Terrible steak, excellent sprouts

505

Anti-vaxxers, horse meat and Christmas adverts

506

Cans

507

Money Talks, in association with Klarna

508

I’m here to pick up a wand

509

The sweetest beans

510

Ian Brown’s nunchucks

511

Did you know Lionel Blair was born in Canada?

512

Pete bought a second reel-to-reel player

513

Marvel Studios: The Dregs

514

Chasing dads

515

The Shoreditch of Lithuania

516

Mormon karate master

517

I don’t respect my George Foreman Grill

518

Crocodile Heads in Norfolk

519

New Rave Roller Coasters

520

Fiddling with your own shed

521

Bernard Matthews is a turkey man, first and foremost

522

Who's going to tell Busta Rhymes?

523

Selling your skin

524

Mind that horse

525

Paranormal activity in the shed

526

Volcano Pete

527

This is your brain on Karate Kid III

528

You bloody fool

529

The least trusted haircut

530

A cycle trip from hell

531

It's not always Dad

532

Bonus episode: Knowing what to expect

533

Strip your bed, you disgusting human

534

Velvety soft

535

Scrotum FM

536

Linda Lusardi is a Worthy Foe

537

20 Years Ago, That's a South Park Episode

538

You Ain't No Skunk, You Skunk

539

Mouse nightclub

540

Forbidden inky fruit

541

Would you stay in a chicken-based hotel?

542

Big in Japan

543

Shaving Yourself To Death

544

Sunburnt Nostrils

545

Paint 'Em, But Don't Play With 'Em

546

Meet The Neighbours

547

Medieval Blacksmiths Of The World Unite!

548

These Wooden Ideas

549

Supermarket Alumni

550

Brassy Steampunk Cows

551

A Heavily Latexed Armadillo

552

What's Cooler Than A Million Dollars?

553

Don't Bark If You Can't Bite

554

Microdosing MSG

555

It's Been...

556

Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is

557

Delicious Nonsense

558

A Birthday In The Bathroom

559

The One Where Pete Goes Sleepwalking

560

It's A F***ing Emergency

561

Only Fans And Horses

562

The Honda Jazz Man

563

Voltage Fraud

564

The Driving Test

565

Motorway Scooters and First-Person Shooters

566

Belated Birthday Bobbleheads

567

An Unexpected Goose and A Model Photoshoot

568

Aliens, A&E and One Big Canal Catastrophe

569

One Incredibly Smooth Man

570

Crutches, Coconuts and Cats on Ketamine

571

What Is That Smell?

572

Pub Punch-Ups and T-Rex D Cups

573

Turbulent Cartwheel Restrictions

574

An Armadillo Role-Play

575

A Satisfying Stolen Shoe Horn

576

You're Not The Boss Of Me Now

577

An Excess Of Dirty Cheese

578

On fire and headed for a fatberg

579

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner

580

A Shopping Trolley Bounty Hunter

581

A Whole Load Of Elephant Boobs

582

An Owl In Fluffy Trousers

583

Pete's Private Potholes

584

The Nonsense Corner Of The Internet

585

The Posh Crisp Phenomenon

586

The Flaming Fireballs Alliance

587

A Glitching House Move

588

Dodgy Hairstyles We Have Access To

589

Chimpanzee Wars and Plastic Dinosaurs

590

Don't Feed Your Kids Batteries

591

Pete's Famous Nipples

592

Front Door Gadget Scammers

593

Dreams, Dumps and Defragmentation

594

A Warm Cup Of Nature’s Cafetière

595

Not Your Average Bedroom Decorator

596

A Bath Full Of Aggressive Polish Beer

597

An Illegal Ham Sandwich

598

Born in Hartlepool, made in the Royal Navy

599

Snail Survival Skills

600

Discos, Dads and Dirty Talk

601

A Real Speed Demon

602

Pete's Pickled Fitness Plan

603

How to Behave in a Toilet Rave

604

The Flute and Pete Show

605

Deck the Halls and Brine Your Turkeys!

606

Two Wise Men

607

Crunchy Foot Syndrome

608

A thoughtful small amount of beef

609

An Over-whale-ming Discovery

610

Parkour Gibbons Galore

611

Celery Sticks and Poo Bandits

612

Alien Invasion or Avant Garde Installation?

613

One noodle sandwich with no crusts, please

614

The Scream Database

615

A faith-palm moment

616

Lock, Stock and...bags thrown out of the window?

617

A Series of Unfortunate Pets

618

Pete's New 125cc Lawnmower

619

An Octopus Revenge Plot

620

Woolly Mammoth Lollipops

621

A Milky Affair

622

Has a vet ever operated on you?

623

Inhaling our own toxins!

624

J-League Batteries

625

Chicken satire

626

An uncomfortable collection of twigs

627

You want that sock back, mate?

628

Sniffer dogs are taking over

629

The Grand Central Terminal man cave

630

Two old men yelling at clouds

631

The Crappening

632

The Luke and Jim Show!

633

Drinky drinky falling over person

634

A sexed up ET

635

A fare skipper banged to rights

636

Liquid nitrogen in a Yakult

637

Fry us an egg, mate

638

Breakbeat rewind

639

A victim of a milky hate crime

640

A few too many red flags

641

Not much of a sweater

642

On top of a great white shark

643

A munch on dog food

644

A free lickable treat

645

Bagel Heads

646

A fox in flip flops

647

Suspected ghost receives fine

648

Power washing with Robert Pattinson

649

Boxer shrimps changed my life

650

A friendship of mountains

651

It's too windy for my turbine

652

A tale of many Keiths

653

Eight Crazy Frog Singles

654

Taking a mouse on the tube

655

Joe Wicks vs Mr Motivator

656

Barrels of fire

657

What length are your socks?

658

Dig it

659

Jordan v Donaldson

660

Eating mushrooms in a public park

661

Pete angers someone

662

Hands off my personal allowance pouch

663

The Theremin and Pete Show

664

Leave your facts at the door

665

Straw Holes?

666

The Judder Child

667

Another problem eels don’t need

668

Doorstep surprise

669

Swimming inside a whale

670

Out in space on a big string

671

Quest to find the strangest person

672

It's Been's back

673

Happy Birthday Pete!

674

Dishonest master of coin

675

Pop it in your mouth

676

The humble pumpkin

677

Every day we're skitching

678

Rubbery Eggs

679

Whale explosions

680

Spying on Tony Blackburn

681

You do the meth

682

A tennis sock full of Chicken McNuggets

683

A doomsday prepper in a digital furnace

684

Deafened by an oil drum

685

Man eats phone

686

A female voice

687

Do not insert the frozen potato slice

688

A digested pedometer

689

Return of the Hobgoblin

690

The ex-Xfm breakfast show

691

Florida Man records podcast

692

Pharaoh admin

693

Episode 199.98: A grandad, a spade and an innocent heron

694

Episode 199.97: Freezy Slicers

695

Episode 199.96: A chat with Uncle Jez

696

Episode 199.95: For sale, emoji trainers, never worn

697

Episode 199.94: Tossed salads and folded eggs

698

Episode 199.93: Into The Valleys

699

Episode 199.92: The world's best toilet

700

Episode 199.91: One Litre Peter

701

Episode 199.90: The Donny Ringer

702

Episode 199.89: Gateshead Garden Festival

703

Episode 199.88: Marine Kong Karate

704

Episode 199.87: Excellent trunks

705

Episode 199.86: Get a walnut in your bicep

706

Episode 199.85: Digging up skulls

707

Episode 199.84: This Tarantula Needs Watching

708

Episode 199.83: Bone the Meshes

709

Episode 199.82: Dad's gaming chair

710

Episode 199.81: Tea experts in Lebanon

711

Episode 199.80: Sausage meat and trifle

712

Episode 199.79: Radio presenter for hire

713

Episode 199.78: Macho Man KING Randy Savage

714

Episode 199.77: Pete's first impressions

715

Episode 199.76: A Sense of Community

716

Episode 199.75: Black Eye Friday

717

Episode 199.74: Parappa the Rapper

718

Episode 199.73: Do you feel the power of the gladiators?

719

Episode 199.72: It’s a Megalodon

720

Episode 199.71: Prince Andrew, Helsinki & Scientology

721

Episode 199.70: Zimbabwe, Michigan, Milwaukee, wherever...

722

Episode 199.69: Brooklyn NYC

723

Episode 199.68: 7th Avenue NYC

724

Episode 199.67: Saturday night's alright

725

Episode 199.66: Wet mouth

726

Episode 199.65: Vintage gauge tools

727

Episode 199.64: Man with ferret

728

Episode 199.63: Postman Pat redux

729

Episode 199.62: Cast iron conversation

730

Episode 199.61: Don't be a tit

731

Episode 199.60: Spooky Siri

732

Episode 199.59: Serotonin poppadom

733

Episode 199.58: A cannibal that doesn't exist

734

Episode 199.57: A little bit of the bubbly!

735

Episode 199.56: Dog professor

736

Episode 199.55: Black pudding volcano

737

Episode 199.54: Scallops at a minimum

738

Episode 199.53: Luke and Pete Con

739

Episode 199.52: Having a tab on the toilet

740

Episode 199.51: A pipe of Pringles

741

Episode 199.5: I'm a little teapot

742

Episode 199: Trapped on an island

743

Episode 198: Off with their heads

744

Episode 197: 10,000 hours of solitude

745

Episode 196: Burying elephants

746

Episode 195: Vinegar strokes

747

Episode 194: Is that a real man?

748

Episode 193: This could be anywhere

749

Episode 192: Return of the mercury maze

750

Episode 191: A bin bag of bees

751

Episode 190: Technically speaking

752

Episode 189: Fighting on cruise ships

753

Episode 188: Taco Bell with your mam

754

Episode 187: On the dhole

755

Episode 186: Spicy Richard

756

Episode 185: Feel the Bern

757

Episode 184: Stories from an onsen

758

Episode 183: Otterly ridiculous

759

Episode 182: Back with a Boston Crab

760

Episode 181: Back in a bath of Bannatyne

761

Episode 180: The molasses against the classes

762

Episode 179: Dear sons and daughters of hungry bum ghosts

763

Episode 178: Do those sharks bite?

764

Episode 177: A mate called Fraggle

765

Episode 176: A Tunnock's celebration

766

Episode 175: Wedding swelling

767

Episode 174: Vegan power

768

Episode 173: Kebab shop etiquette

769

Episode 172: Soft water and quicksand

770

Episode 171: Puffer fish drugs

771

Episode 170: Endings

772

Episode 169: A Townshend warning

773

Episode 168: That pigeon will not hang

774

Episode 167: Intercom games

775

Episode 166: Queen cubicle

776

Episode 165: What is your location?

777

Episode 164: Irn Bru bars and bustrains

778

Episode 163: Paulo the Heartbreaker

779

Episode 162: Sid the racist neighbour

780

Episode 161: A walrus in free fall

781

Episode 160: Hands off my Tabasco

782

Episode 159: Superglue your hands together

783

Episode 158: Locked out by your Dad

784

Episode 157: A Morph-less London Marathon

785

Episode 156: Toenail removal

786

Episode 155: A dog in the playground

787

Episode 154: Pete Donaldson lorry attack

788

Episode 153: Spring has sprung!

789

Episode 152: MOTs make me cry

790

Episode 151: Bernie vs Bernie

791

Episode 150: A little propeller

792

Episode 149: Undercut Boulevard

793

Episode 148: Swinging the swing

794

Episode 147: Dangerous buildings in Taiwan

795

Episode 146: Don't you ever do a crime

796

Episode 145: Man dunks child

797

Episode 144: Nostalgia podcasting

798

Episode 143: A blistering tale

799

Episode 142: Brexit fondue

800

Episode 141: Hot dogs in Central Park

801

Episode 139: Into the Peteverse

802

Episode 138: Sticking your foot in it

803

Episode 137: Man dates cockroach

804

Episode 136: Digger Destruction

805

Episode 135: Chuckypigs, or chiggywigs?

806

Episode 134: Tattoos, death, and a Lukealike

807

Episode 133: Foaming hell

808

Episode 132: Do it all on expenses

809

Episode 131: A broad parish

810

Episode 130: Donaldson Futurism

811

Episode 129: Reflections on a year, sort of

812

Episode 128: Betwixtmas

813

Episode 127: A nut without the sack

814

Episode 126: Giving yourself a mountain to climb

815

Episode 125: Is that a man inside there?

816

Episode 124: Don't eat the yellow snow

817

Episode 123: Errol Flynn's duck centipede

818

Episode 122: Baked bean pizzas and Irn Bru chew bars

819

Episode 121: Finders Keepers

820

Episode 120: Pete on a bus shelter

821

Episode 119: Do you want salt and vinegar?

822

Episode 118: Turtle Power

823

Episode 117: Return of the eight year old millionaire

824

Episode 116: Pete Assange

825

Episode 115: Mushy pea sandwiches and Japanese KitKats

826

Episode 114: The Curse of the Colonel

827

Episode 113: I'm a locksmith, and, I'm a locksmith

828

Episode 112: Weetabix? Or Shredded Wheat?

829

Episode 111: Two frogs in a sock

830

Episode 110: Helping someone obtain a chicken mask

831

Episode 109: Tape based solutions

832

Episode 108: Stevie Trousers

833

Episode 107: Holloway Road shops I admire

834

Episode 106: A straw-based Godzilla

835

Episode 105: Biting a kidney

836

Episode 104: Clowning about

837

Episode 103: Antibiotics from India

838

Episode 102: Jimmy White's brother

839

Episode 101: Tale as old as time

840

Episode 100: We actually made 100 of these shows

841

Episode 99: Hunter S Thompson v Mark Wahlberg

842

Episode 98: Flavour Dad

843

Episode 97: The podcast Mick Hucknall

844

Episode 96: Fodcast ferfection

845

Episode 95: A podcast kakistocracy

846

Episode 94: A parachute jump without a parachute is just a jump

847

Episode 93: The bad boy of perverts

848

Episode 92: Never arm-wrestle an actor

849

Episode 91: Non-brewed condiments

850

Episode 90: A conspiracy theory special!

851

Episode 89: A husband's bulge

852

Episode 88: Why are we even friends?

853

Episode 87: A knife made of pasta

854

Episode 86: Kneeling in mud in the name of Liam Neeson

855

Episode 85: Never eaten a crisp

856

Episode 84: Do you keep those spider monkeys in a van?

857

Episode 83: Careful of the laburnum

858

Episode 82: Next stop, Hither Green!

859

Episode 81: The It's Been World Record

860

Episode 80: Fast food rigidity

861

Episode 79: Johnny Eggs

862

Episode 78: Fly away Peter, fly away Paul

863

Episode 77: Candy cigarettes and camel urine

864

Episode 76: Chaos on the central line

865

Episode 75: How's your health?

866

Episode 74: Excuse me, is that my farting jar?

867

Episode 73: Father censorship

868

Episode 72: The dangers of Thunder Mountain

869

Episode 71: The fine line between a life hack and actual fraud

870

Episode 70: The class of '99

871

Episode 69: Straight-laced parents

872

Episode 68: A baby on the dashboard

873

Episode 67: A voice on a stick

874

Episode 66: Do not exit your vehicle

875

Episode 65: Well, it used to be a dog

876

Episode 64: The prodigal son returns (to Hartlepool)

877

Episode 63: Abducted by Concorde

878

Episode 62: Little Pipples Donaldson

879

Episode 61: There's a toad in my suitcase, what am I gonna do?

880

Episode 60: A man in a rocking chair

881

Episode 59: A hippo's dinner

882

Episode 58: The Mothpocalypse

883

Episode 57: When meat fell from the sky

884

Episode 56: Duncan Bannatyne and his favourite eggs

885

Episode 55: Misplacing the Door to Hell

886

Episode 54: No! Not the bees!

887

Episode 53: Singing the Peterhouse blues

888

Episode 52: How did Jesus die? No seriously, how did it happen?

889

Episode 51: Botflies, Bryan Cranston and Gran Turismo 5

890

Episode 50: We have done nothing to commemorate our fiftieth show

891

Episode 49: Watching Teletubbies from a test tube

892

Episode 48: Super, smashing, great

893

Episode 47: An emu should not be living there, it's not right

894

Episode 46: What's happened to that donkey?

895

Episode 45: Neckbeards and their craft ale, they make me sick

896

Episode 44: Undercover police officers, public toilets, and sheep

897

Episode 43: Poison/venom, Guns n Roses, and the worst Mother's Day present ever

898

Episode 42: Childhood fights, boys called Paul and our very own drinking game

899

Episode 41: How to cook the perfect steak, and the greatest bear of all time

900

Episode 40: Black Panther, video games and Pete getting annoyed about gifs

901

Episode 39: Fleeing from a neutron war and heading for Northampton

902

Episode 38: Part vampire, part maths teacher

903

Episode 37: A brave new world

904

Episode 36: You are now entering Dildo, Newfoundland

905

The Windsor Knot

906

Episode 35: The Words Show

907

Episode 34: The Body Show

908

Episode 33: Too much seasoning

909

Episode 32: Where I walk is Rome

910

Episode 31: This is your future, so tether your payload

911

Episode 30: One Elephant Outstanding

912

Episode 29: Tokyo Binge

913

Episode 28: Light, Ephemeral, Almost Fruity

914

Episode 27: Special Delivery

915

All apologies

916

Episode 26: Sex, lies and videos of tapir

917

Episode 25: Goblins?

918

Episode 24: Wake up!

919

Episode 23: Sunday Brunch with Danny Dyer

920

Episode 22: Egg Security

921

Episode 21: Plastic Terry

922

Episode 20: Groovy Baby, Oh Yeah!

923

Episode 19: Rotisserie Alex

924

Episode 18: Turning 27

925

Episode 17: Every Single Photo Had the Eyes Cut Out

926

Episode 16: Dougie the Dolphin

927

Episode 15: Conversation Lozenges

928

Episode 14: I Like a Squeeze Too Sometimes

929

Episode 13: Good Luck/Bad Luck

930

Episode 12: Shark Turns Oven On

931

Episode 11: Get Your Tintagel Out

932

Episode 10: Pulling Skids Outside the Butchers

933

Episode 9: I Would Not Like to Have My Own Personal Lift

934

Episode 8: Next Week on Dragons' Den

935

Episode 7: An Email Special!

936

Episode 6: Selling a Gameboy to a Squirrel

937

Episode 5: Opened Up Like a Chrysanthemum

938

Episode 4: I Didn't Go Down to the Lightning Strike Bureau

939

Episode 3: What's That Wasp Doing in My Fig?

940

Episode 2: Never Go Into Your Stepdad's Study

941

Episode 1: Japanese Ghosts and a Surplus of Molasses

942

Luke and Pete's Summer: Coming 5th June!