All Episodes
The Melting Pat — 596 episodes
Episode 596: Getting Back to Basics
Episode 595: Save Your Progress and Knowledge
Episode 594: Preparation B
Episode 593: Potential Upgrades
Episode 592: Thefting More Than Auto
Episode 591: Stops Along Memory Lane
Episode 590: Take a Walk and Learn Something
Episode 589: Professionals Can Clean Up
Episode 588: Enjoying Our Brains
Episode 587: Verify My Concerns
Episode 586: Bourne to Save the World (and Mars)
Episode 585: Smuggling Company Words
Episode 584: Destination: No Contact
Episode 583: Smart Enough to Get Real
Episode 582: Keep Yourself to Yourself
Episode 581: I’ll Stay Home If You’re Like That
Episode 580: A Fan of Being Unbothered
Episode 579: Unseen Stupidity
Episode 578: Sit By Yourself Quietly
Episode 577: Changes Raid Eternal
Episode 576: Unbelievable Waste
Episode 575: Changing the Games
Episode 574: I Believe We Can Switch the Vibe
Episode 573: Wake Up and Stop Being Weird About It
Episode 572: Just Let People Have Their Joy
Episode 571: Dream Building Videos
Episode 570: I Really Do Love This
Episode 569: Real Alarm Sounds
Episode 568: Songs for Chicken Sandwiches
Episode 567: Read the [W]hole Story
Episode 566: What a Cage Match
Episode 565: New Space, Same Peeves
Episode 564: Back to Reminisce
Episode 563: Year-end Cleanup
Episode 562: Be Weird, But Keep It Classy
Episode 561: A Sweet KISS at Christmas
Episode 560: Just Pretend It’s Christmas
Episode 559: A Tradition of Giving Thanks
Episode 558: One Final Shuffle
Episode 557: Major League Debt
Episode 556: Back to Being Useful
Episode 555: Impractically Rich
Episode 554: A Halloween Substitute
Episode 553: We Shouldn't Have to Yell
Episode 552: Small Towns, Big Questions
Episode 551: Spinning for Service
Episode 550: Hungry to Be Free
Episode 549: Ten Years of Talking
Episode 548: Complaints from the Stoop
Episode 547: It Takes Effort to Be This Way
Episode 546: All the Showers Look Alike
Episode 545: Pay Attention to the Screen
Episode 544: Don't Twist My Cards
Episode 543: Switch to Real Cookies
Episode 542: QU!ET Down and Hear About My Day
Episode 541: Play the Tape and Pay Me
Episode 540: I Want You to Be Real with Me
Episode 539: Open the Window and Take My Trash
Episode 538: Erased
Episode 537: Change Your Tone at the Counter
Episode 536: A Hypothetical Late Night Risk
Episode 535: Easier to Give Answers
Episode 534: Put Us on the List, Libby
Episode 533: Pass Me That Frozen Sauce
Episode 532: Please Don’t Cut Chuck’s Cheese
Episode 531: Stop and Get Me Some Ice Cream
Episode 530: Playing Games with Your Patbot
Episode 529: Mailamorphosis
Episode 528: Scan Here for Instructions
Episode 527: The Streak is Over?
Episode 526: Married to Bad Ideas
Episode 525: Loan Me Your AI Torpedo
Episode 524: A Slightly Congested How-to
Episode 523: Stuff Yourself in the Wash
Episode 522: Be Sure to PAX Your Common Sense
Episode 521: The Stupid Sticks with Me
Episode 520: Exciting Getaway News
Episode 519: Leaving Hungry and Hopeful
Episode 518: Stop Typing and Just Listen
Episode 517: Pay Your Own Way
Episode 516: Caring Through Your Phone
Episode 515: Calling in Favors
Episode 514: Snowing Through the Trees
Episode 513: Awake and Trying to Watch TV
Episode 512: Almost Back to Work
Episode 511: Musical Stand-ins
Episode 510: Fighting Festive Fallacies
Episode 509: Hope Springs Free Food
Episode 508: Merry Little Questions
Episode 507: Thankipedia
Episode 506: Check Your Boxes and Posts
Episode 505: Too Dumb to Fix What's Broken
Episode 504: Reaching Out for More Patpeeves
Episode 503: Two Weeks and Too Many Coins
Episode 502: Save Your Pennies for Pumpkins
Episode 501: You Have to Be Okay with That
Episode 500: Cheesy Secrets
Episode 499: Not Made for Tossing
Episode 498: Take a Day for Yourself
Episode 497: Skip the Mandated Nonsense
Episode 496: Family Advice Column
Episode 495: Moving Forward with Feeling(s)
Episode 494: Be Glad You Can Pay Us
Episode 493: Just Following Up
Episode 492: Worth the wAIt
Episode 491: Interrupting Employee Progress
Episode 490: On the Summer Fence
Episode 489: And That's That for That
Episode 488: Melting Consultant LLC
Episode 487: Sign Me Up for More Games
Episode 486: I Don't Need Your Crime Family
Episode 485: Chuffed About Theraflu
Episode 484: Out of Touch and Uncoachable
Episode 483: Walk Up By Yourself
Episode 482: Proud to Remove Commercials
Episode 481: I Don't Know What Happened There
Episode 480: We Can Dress Ourselves
Episode 479: Pause the Fight for Promotion
Episode 478: Choose Your Games More Carefully
Episode 477: Tough to Stop the Clones
Episode 476: Fake Tweets Pay Bills
Episode 475: Poor Planning All Around
Episode 474: Big Weekends, Bad Bets, and Starry-eyed Plans
Episode 473: Earning Your Way to BronsonMania
Episode 472: I Bet Interpreters Wear Shoes
Episode 471: Finding New Carb Tips
Episode 470: Digitally Thirsty
Episode 469: Fancy Meal Enhancers
Episode 468: The Worst Place for Dinner
Episode 467: Snip the Fraudulent Chatbot
Episode 466: We Just Need One to Fix It
Episode 465: Making Up Toxic Comments
Episode 464: Pulling the Advice Threads
Episode 463: Midnight Trophy Deliveries
Episode 462: Doing the Mail Dance
Episode 461: Presented by Tylenol, Theraflu, and Robitussin
Episode 460: Sick in the Wasteland
Episode 459: Forgive Me, I'm A Winner
Episode 458: Festive Exploitation
Episode 457: Terminator, MD
Episode 456: Held Captive by Nonsense
Episode 455: Uncomfortable in Groups
Episode 454: Thankful for My Cage of Secrets
Episode 453: Be Serious When Eating
Episode 452: Rambling and Disorganized
Episode 451: Jumbled Word Cards
Episode 450: Much Pocus Better Hocus
Episode 449: To Err is Hilarious
Episode 448: Bag Your Explanations
Episode 447: Alert Your TV Hole
Episode 446: Greet the Broken Movies
Episode 445: Oblivious Moon Rodeo
Episode 444: A Long Way to Stream
Episode 443: They Want You to Take the Rolls
Episode 442: Proper Goat Scores
Episode 441: Tighten Up Your Excuses
Episode 440: Too Much Space for All That Money
Episode 439: Suspend Your Secret Guests
Episode 438: Supporting the Super Slime
Episode 437: Exclusive LQ Updates
Episode 436: Exploring for Old Paper Cheese
Episode 435: The Odds and Ends Express
Episode 434: Delete the Fireworks and Do Some Business
Episode 433: There’s a Diner in My Apartment
Episode 432: Reading into the Streams
Episode 431: Happy Birthday from the Forums
Episode 430: No Ketchup in the Ambulance
Episode 429: Orders Up
Episode 428: Authorized to Join My Game
Episode 427: Betting on Beverages
Episode 426: Vote on My Name Today
Episode 425: Doctor Teddy Knows Best
Episode 424: Check This While We Wait
Episode 423: Thank the Weird Bosses at Netflix
Episode 422: Listen But Don't Get Lost
Episode 421: Full Blown Bad Nostalgia
Episode 420: To Be Fair to Bronson
Episode 419: Collecting Coins from Spotify
Episode 418: Uncomfortably Honest
Episode 417: Keep Your Cups Off My Bot
Episode 416: Jesus Wouldn't Give Us Homework
Episode 415: Detour Producers
Episode 414: Kids Can't Cut It
Episode 413: All Peeves Great and Small
Episode 412: Ghosts Won’t Shame You
Episode 411: Sloppy Faux Pas
Episode 410: I'm Not a Fan
Episode 409: Traditionally Exhausted
Episode 408: Bothered by the People
Episode 407: Inspired by Joe Camel
Episode 406: Pies, Lights, and Markers
Episode 405: Print Your Self-Awareness
Episode 404: Shame Not Found
Episode 403: Awkward Moment Hall of Fame
Episode 402: We Can't Fix Everything
Episode 401: Actual Factual Dreams
Episode 400: New Womb Traffic
Episode 399: Garden Tacos for Breakfast
Episode 398: And Then There Was Pat
Episode 397: Keep Your Nose Out of My Bag
Episode 396: Preparing for A Boss
Episode 395: You Had One Job
Episode 394: Leaving Strange Matches
Episode 393: You Can Read This Quietly
Episode 392: Trapped in the Cheese
Episode 391: Carrying Through the Streams
Episode 390: All Out Clash with The Vasecto Bros
Episode 389: Hours of Sclusie Evolution
Episode 388: Help Me Check My Ads
Episode 387: Leave My Dad Out of Your Phone
Episode 386: The Last Max Bite
Episode 385: This Rose Sounds Different
Episode 384: Downtown Dingers
Episode 383: Dadbods in the Wind
Episode 382: Trade Me to the Fun Place
Episode 381: Misty Movie Visions
Episode 380: Life's a Beach
Episode 379: Crap Open Your Creed Thoughts
Episode 378: Cutting Pocket Chickens
Episode 377: Planning Snacks and Slaps
Episode 376: Shut It Down on the Stairs
Episode 375: Ocarina Party
Episode 374: A Tech Podcast
Episode 373: Grapple Your Cable Conspiracy
Episode 372: Sorry We Don't Have Robots
Episode 371: Plant Yourself at Home
Episode 370: Don't Make Me Talk to Strangers
Episode 369: That's My Food in Your Seat
Episode 368: Acknowledge My Suspenders
Episode 367: You Paid to See Me
Episode 366: Pork Chop Virus
Episode 365: Dad Can Fix It
Episode 364: Mom Would Let Us Play
Episode 363: Early Soap Run
Episode 362: Soar, Little Angel
Episode 361: Click for Free Advice
Episode 360: Bad Streams, Tips, and Team Names
Episode 359: Clean Up and Get Back to Work
Episode 358: You Can’t Buy My Intellect
Episode 357: Propose a Remedy
Episode 356: This House is Closed
Episode 355: Requested Cop Out
Episode 354: Singing on Lit Mountains
Episode 353: Snoop Your Own History
Episode 352: Locking Up Bad Demands
Episode 351: Hey, Unlock Your Secret Space
Episode 350: Incessant Mouth Sounds
Episode 349: Take the High Street Home
Episode 348: Rabbit Flavors
Episode 347: Choose Your TV Guardian
Episode 346: Don't Sweat in Your Cummerbund
Episode 345: Good Days of Free Coins
Episode 344: Your Personality Needs Decorating
Episode 343: Find Your Order and Get Going
Episode 342: The Other Bigfoot
Episode 341: Return with Specifics
Episode 340: Treasure Hunt
Episode 339: World's Biggest Egg
Episode 338: Get Out Early and Take the Shot
Episode 337: PC Hacks for Babies
Episode 336: Accidental Advice
Episode 335: Burning Valuable Movies
Episode 334: Unreal Cabin Vybes
Episode 333: Shots Over Madison
Episode 332: Bookend Celebrations
Episode 331: Community Games on the Go
Episode 330: Talk to Me, Dad
Episode 329: Into the Attic
Episode 328: Paywall Sandwiches
Episode 327: Mind Your Posts and Quarrels
Episode 326: Separate Bad Ideas
Episode 325: To Be Specific
Episode 324: Card Tricks
Episode 323: Open Invitation to the Party
Episode 322: Hey, It's Radio
Episode 321: Picking the Weird Combo
Episode 320: Atonal Throat Movements
Episode 319: Tell Me What You Really Think
Episode 318: New Retro Rules
Episode 317: Reset for Shady Sushi
Episode 316: Native MySpace Vibes
Episode 315: Imaginative Noise Code
Episode 314: Walking with Professional Pain
Episode 313: 25 Years of Stimulation
Episode 312: You Can’t Cancel My Only Fan
Episode 311: Release Your Humiliation
Episode 310: DeLentisized
Episode 309: Reboot Your Beverage Clone
Episode 308: Keep Your Snowy Hands Off My Feet
Episode 307: Royal Lip Injections
Episode 306: Grab Your Mittens and Get to the Game
Episode 305: Delivering the Popular News
Episode 304: Wild First Memories
Episode 303: Multiplayer Shade
Episode 302: Reaching for the Good
Episode 301: Holiday TV Funhouse
Episode 300: There Goes the Neighborhood
Episode 299: Forgive My Misunderstanding
Episode 298: Gross Insubordination
Episode 297: Amateur Hour
Episode 296: Take Your Time with Friends
Episode 295: Blackest Day and Night
Episode 294: Finding Our Thanks
Episode 293: Between the Meats
Episode 292: Plenty of Cheez
Episode 291: Sailing Through the Shadows
Episode 290: Buy Low, Sell Lower
Episode 289: Your Votes Will Fit Here
Episode 288: Take Me Out of the Ballgame
Episode 287: Hired From the Car
Episode 286: Mock Interview
Episode 285: Oh What Could Have Been
Episode 284: For the Love of the Show
Episode 283: A New Party-Planning Committee
Episode 282: Now We Have New Questions
Episode 281: Stepping on Your Own Toes
Episode 280: A Stand Up Suggestion
Episode 279: Trapped in a Sticky Place
Episode 278: Sorry Chad, I Can’t Look at Your Photograph
Episode 277: Taking Your Tips Downtown
Episode 276: Keep My Name Outta Your Tweet
Episode 275: Turn Off Your Phone and Read the Room
Episode 274: Not a Very Good Houseguest
Episode 273: Tape Up Your Bubble
Episode 272: 24 Hours of Nonsense
Episode 271: Crap Open Your Ballot
Episode 270: Another Friendly Ghost
Episode 269: A Favorite Holiday
Episode 268: Don’t Spook Your TV
Episode 267: Pop the Cork from a Distance
Episode 266: Camp on Your Own Stupid Screen
Episode 265: Wrestling with Sus Neighbors
Episode 264: Marry Your Merry Clone, Mary
Episode 263: Learn to Change the Channel
Episode 262: Take the L on Your Chinstrap
Episode 261: Riding Switch to Stay on Twitch
Episode 260: Be Firm with Your TV
Episode 259: Digging for Swimsuits and Sushi Trophies
Episode 258: Helping Jerry and Newman from Home
Episode 257: Keep Your Showgirls in Bubble WAP
Episode 256: Wake Me Up to Trot Outside the Bubble
Episode 255: Some People Can’t Help Themselves
Episode 254: Make Space for the Kraken
Episode 253: Discord Treats Tedward Like Sheetz
Episode 252: Don’t Drop Me in Lava
Episode 251: They Serve Among Us
Episode 250: You Knead a Mask for the Movies
Episode 249: Don’t Knock Me Down for the Summer
Episode 248: Rage Against Your Fake Commander
Episode 247: Don’t Hang Up on Kirk
Episode 246: TV Tricks with NASA and Charles
Episode 245: Grab Your Phone and Write the Story We Told
Episode 244: Google My Terms of Service
Episode 243: Here’s to You Not Spoiling The Last Dance
Episode 242: Beware the Dennis Dance
Episode 241: Let’s Dance While We Wait
Episode 240: It’s MUCH BETTER If You Stay Home
Episode 239: Back for Another Display
Episode 238: Wild Times on Sesame Street
Episode 237: Believe in Rick Moranis
Episode 236: Ignore the Apple Tree
Episode 235: Not Suspended by Corona
Episode 234: Share Your Answers for America
Episode 233: Okay Stern Anderson
Episode 232: Sorry About Your Krusty Krab
Episode 231: Almost the Greatest Ripoff of All Time
Episode 230: A Taste of the Truth
Episode 229: Not Everything is Fixed
Episode 228: Flying Over the Radar
Episode 227: At Least the Blockheads Won’t Catch Fire
Episode 226: Proudly Serving Disciplined Breakfast
Episode 225: Allergy Blackouts and Cheese
Episode 224: Fight For Your Holidays
Episode 223: Celebrate Simply, Die Hard
Episode 222: You Paid Too Much for Me
Episode 221: Your Trash is Ruining My Cameo
Episode 220: Dry Your Hands for a Clappy Thanksgiving
Episode 219: Kids Need Their Bulletins
Episode 218: BOGO Ghosts Would Be Less Scary
Episode 217: Super Swig Party
Episode 216: Make the Show in Your Language
Episode 215: Hallo-no I’m Sick Again
Episode 214: Serving Time in the Vent
Episode 213: Candy Corn Does Not Taste Like Marshmallows
Episode 212: The One with the Texas
Episode 211: Underrated Ad Reads For Maine
Episode 210: You Can Call Me to Play Some Games (Just Not THAT One)
Episode 209: Keep Your Hands to Yourself in Class
Episode 208: Decorated Lady Weapons
Episode 207: Telltale Signs of Chaos Brownies
Episode 206: Wrestling for Appetizers at the Movies
Episode 205: It’s No Surprise I Walked for Toasty Tacos
Episode 204: Reloading Weird Inner Monologues
Episode 203: Serial Meat Pie Chip Killers
Episode 202: Cooling Down the Crapping
Episode 201: Flying in the Face of Frustration
Episode 200: No One Changed the Password
Episode 199: Pay Your Dues to Uncle Phil
Episode 198: New Digs, Same Hack
Episode 197: Moving, Morphing, and Manholes
Episode 196: Sell Your Stuff to the Iron Man
Episode 195: Quit Knocking and Go Find Some Friends
Episode 194: Send a Note to Pick Up Sally
Episode 193: Limit the Babies in the White House
Episode 192: You Got Lysol on the Watermelon
Episode 191: Billy the Godfather and His Messy Garage
Episode 190: Clipping in the Echo Chamber
Episode 189: Grinding in Tribute to George
Episode 188: Momager Approved
Episode 187: Hang Out Over the Edge
Episode 186: Slashing 35/7
Episode 185: Moving to Blame THE MAN, Not the Mead
Episode 184: We Have Questions for Your Open Pants
Episode 183: Stunned by the Power
Episode 182: Spring for Clues and Cohen
Episode 181: The Bryce of Repairing Your Clone
Episode 180: Don't Forget About the Aliens
Episode 179: Unlock Your Privacy
Episode 178: Rough Around the Edges
Episode 177: Life Goes Macho
Episode 176: Just Show Up and Rumble
Episode 175: Collect Your Coins to Get Some Coffee
Episode 174: Pick Your Favorite Stick
Episode 173: Place Your Order and Grab Your Prize
Episode 172: Classic Colonial Christmas
Episode 171: Get Out and Have a Merry Christmas
Episode 170: The Hall of Fame WAR
Episode 169: A Tip for Warming Your Holiday
Episode 168: Come On and Be Decent
Episode 167: Almost Live on Thanksgiving
Episode 166: Keep on Busting
Episode 165: We'll Get to Wallachia
Episode 164: One More Thing Before We Go
Episode 163: Pennies for Eggs
Episode 162: Take Time to Fix Yourself
Episode 161: Missing Out on Atlantis
Episode 160: Point North to Find the Cure
Episode 159: Fall into Your Classic Gritty Nightmare
Episode 158: A Hot Dog in the Stone
Episode 157: Piloting Through the Back Door
Episode 156: Interrupting Shoeless Celebrations
Episode 155: Pick Me Up Some Toast
Episode 154: Get Back to Picking Your Sampler
Episode 153: Three Way Summer Dance Party
Episode 152: Training to Deal with Killer Crocs
Episode 151: I Hope We AMews You
Episode 150: Steaming My Rice
Episode 149: I'm Happy Wondering
Episode 148: Buster Ate My Socks
Episode 147: Through the Rust Belt
Episode 146: Scratching the Itch
Episode 145: Checking Out Some Tubular Meat
Episode 144: Drafting with Respect to Breakfast
Episode 143: Proudly Playing the Name Game
Episode 142: Get Dressed and Open the Gate for the Robots
Episode 141: The St. Louis Rogers
Episode 140: Vote to Save Your Show
Episode 139: Stay Home and Pick Your TV President
Episode 138: Be My DM Guest
Episode 137: Live on the Diamond
Episode 136: A Fresh Paint of Coat
Episode 135: Learning on the Fly in a Half-Shell
Episode 134: WrestleMania 34!
Episode 133: At Least I Remembered My Line
Episode 132: I Woke Up in the Mail Room
Episode 131: Join Me on the Wakanda Space Force
Episode 130: John Adams Appreciates Your Business
Episode 129: Move Yourself So We Can All Fit!
Episode 128: I'm Home and I Hear You, I Promise
Episode 127: It's Just Me and My TV
Episode 126: A Super Sendoff on Seventh Avenue
Episode 125: Early Edition: My Voice Got Eliminated
Episode 124: Tip Your Server and Let's Rumble (presented by Ben Beck)!
Episode 123: Let's Get Together and Speed to Some Holidays
Episode 122: At Least We Know Where the Cows Are
Episode 121: Don't Spoil a Wild Weekend, We'll See You Soon!
Episode 120: A Year-End Yelling, Collecting, Jamming Adventure
Episode 119: What a Crowded Holiday Party
Episode 118: Meandering Through Your Holidays
Episode 117: Warming Your Cold by the HOTSTOVE
Episode 116: Ring the Bell and Check Your Ego, the Agents are Back!
Episode 115: Don't Be Dumb, Stay Home and Stuff Yourself!
Episode 114: Read the Fine Print, We'll Trade Pounds for Homers!
Episode 113: Grab Your Keys and Let's Get Some Real Pants!
Episode 112: Take a Break and Turn Your Head, We've Got Sweet Tunes!
Episode 111: Tricks, Treats, and Log Cabins
Episode 110: What's the Buzz? It's Amateur Hour
Episode 109: Here's Some Relief For the Fall: The Captain is Back!
Episode 108: Cancel the Pre-order, We've Got Free Bonuses!
Episode 107: Don't Be a Dope, Let's Entertain Ourselves
Episode 106: Grab Your Bags and Find a Closet, We're Talking Tunes with Timmy!
Episode 105: It's Never Too Early to Talk About Me!
Episode 104: Teaming Up to Grab the Crag for Olmec
Episode 103: Watch the Trash, It Doesn't All Look Alike!
Episode 102: Double-booked at Booth 36
Episode 101: Summerslamming Back to the Hill
Episode 100: WTF? It's Charlie Saxton Day!
Episode 99: Like a Smoothie For Your Ears
Episode 98: Pipe Down and Get Ready, the Deadline is Near!
Episode 97: So You Know I Know You Know
Episode 96: Almost Better Than Melting
Episode 95: Pick Your Steak and Sign Your Check, We're Playing Forever!
Episode 94: Palindrome the Interruption: It's Bobby Bonilla Day!
Episode 93: A Hall of Fame Hot Dog Return (with Crash Bandicoot)
Episode 92: Hot Dog and Baseball Sandwiches (presented by Kate McKinnon and Tupac)
Episode 91: The Wizarding World of Wizard World
Episode 90: The Post-Memorial Day Pre-Comic Con Express!
Episode 89: Take Me Out for Some Wiffleball
Episode 88: Congratulations! Endure the Backlash and Prove You're the Best!
Episode 87: Do Your Stuff and Get Out, We're Cheering for Mom!
Episode 86: Stay in the Car and Don't Drink the Water, Dracula is Coming!
Episode 85: Count Your Change and Get Going, It's Payback Time!
Episode 84: Standing Up for the Dinosaurs on the Diamond
Episode 83: My Public Therapy Session (featuring Actual Villains)
Episode 82: Take My Advice: Chicks Dig the Long Ball (and Sweet Tunes)!
Episode 81: WrestleMania 33!
Episode 80: The MMP Baseball Preview Show!
Episode 79: Wake Up and Use Your Head, It’s Time to Do Stuff!
Episode 78: Have a Seat and Dig In; We Think We Know So Much!
Episode 77: PATH: Give It Up and Celebrate with Sweet Tunes!
Episode 76: We're Back! Let's Get Some Coins and Do a Victory Screech!
Episode 75: Grab Your Burger and Get Home, It's Almost Time to Save the World!
Episode 74: Make Your Own Valentine Signal (Before THE MAN Takes It)
Episode 73: Crap, I Have a Cold!
Episode 72: All Aboard the Royal Rumble Express!
Episode 71: Check Your Coins and Get Some Pizza, The Zombies Are Coming!
Episode 70: The Commercial-Free Confessional
Episode 69: Break Your Records, Just Not My Heart - It's Playoff Time!
Episode 68: Don't Blame Me, I'm Just Spinning Tunes!
Episode 67: Let Me Melt Your Holidays
Episode 66: Put on Your Sweater and Clear the Way, We've Got Company!
Episode 65: Save a Seat for Santa and Let's Jingle All the Way through the HOTSTOVE!
Episode 64: Get Up and Get the Tables, We'll Have More Baseball!
Episode 63: We're Thankful to Be Melting
Episode 62: Surviving Black Friday on a Mexican HOTSTOVE
Episode 61: Electing to Commission the HOTSTOVE!
Episode 60: Hide My Chex and Watch Your Step, We're Celebrating with Chicago!
Episode 59: Make Halloween Great Again!
Episode 58: Change Your Password and Tell Your Friends: The Captain is Back!
Episode 57: Settle Down or The Great Pumpkin Won't Come!
Episode 56: Yes Christmas is Coming, But First We've Got Playoffs!
Episode 55: Some Days are Better with Friends
Episode 54: Check the Oven and Grab Your Seat, We Gotta Binge!
Episode 53: The Melting Showcast
Episode 52: Crap Open Another Year!
Episode 51: Stand or Sit and Show Your Loyalty, We've Got Games, a Tune, Bill Nye, and Sports!
Episode 50: Jobs are Overrated, but Not-Dinner is Expensive!
Episode 49: SummerFest is Here!
Episode 48: A Stupendous Swing of Sports, Stupidity, and Seething
Episode 47: Pipe Down and Read This: It's Time for the Olympics!
Episode 46: Grab Your Stick and Thank Me Later, We're Starting a Sports Empire!
Episode 45: Don't Ask, Don't Tell: Just Take Your Money to the Battleground!
Episode 44: Forget My Name and Grab Your Pokemon, We Need Snacks (and NES)!
Episode 43: Put Down the Matches and Listen, the Ornaments are on the Escalator!
Episode 42: The Vapid, Shoeless, Holiday-spoiling Adventure
Episode 41: Calm Yourself, We're on Vacation!
Episode 40: The Presidential Pop Tart Party Game
Episode 39: Sliding Through the Birthday Express
Episode 38: Grab Your ID and Call Your Shot, We Have Ecto Cooler!
Episode 37: Count Your Change and Sing Along, We're Celebrating Sports!
Episode 36: Leave Me Be, It's Time to Get Extreme (and Watch Sports)!
Episode 35: Get a Gift and Call the Sitter, We've Got Tunes and Sports!
Episode 34: Win the Day! Take Mom to See Civil War (or Baseball)!
Episode 33: Get Going and Hold the Door, It's Time for Payback!
Episode 32: Pause the Game and Grab Some Tubmans, It's Still Playoff Time!
Episode 31: Keep Your Coffee and Look to the Hall, It's Playoff Time!
Episode 30: We're Not Blowing Smoke, Baseball is Back!
Episode 29: WrestleMania 32!
Episode 28: Forget the Reservation, It's Almost Baseball Season!
Episode 27: Grab Your Cold Ones and Let's Get Silly!
Episode 26: Break the Ice and Put Down the Gadget, the Flyers Are Rolling!
Episode 25: We're Made in USA, So Let's Talk Baseball!
Episode 24: Kim Jong Ill vs Agent Carter?
Episode 23: Settle Down and Wash Your Hands, We're Racing Through the Fastlane!
Episode 22: Happy Valentine's Day!
Episode 21: The Over the Weather Super Agent Carter Express Update Bowl!
Episode 20: Raise a Glass and Shovel Your Sidewalk, We're Rumbling with a Winner!
Episode 19: Keep Warm and Take a Number, It's Rumble Time!
Episode 18: Buy Some Albums and Wash Your Hands, There's Stuff on Sale!
Episode 17: Hit the Store and Grab Your Ticket, It's Party Time!
Episode 16: Return Your Slippers and Listen Up! We're Resolution-ing!
Episode 15: Grab Your Family and Go See STAR WARS!
Episode 14: Merry Christmas, Light Bulb Lady!
Episode 13: Get Small Bills and Buy Some Popcorn, We've Got HOTSTOVE (and TLC)!
Episode 12: Get Your ID and Put on Your Cargos, We're Saving Christmas Turtles!
Episode 11: Check Your Coupons and Get Home, We Need Ugly Sweaters!
Episode 10: Happy Thanksgiving! Now Stay Home and Have Fun!
Episode 9: Keep Your Lies Quiet, We're Looking Toward the Hall!
Episode 8: Wait Your Turn, It's HOTSTOVE Time!
Episode 7: Grab Your Costume and Hit the Lights, It's Halloween!
Episode 6: A Something Provocative Reunion (f Kim Jong Ill + Sweatpants)!
Episode 5: Nevermind the Painting, Get a Load of That Tattoo!
Episode 4: You'd Better Pay, We Need Food to Watch Sports!
Episode 3: Calm Down and Cool Off, It's Almost Playoff Time!
Episode 2: Don't Be a Dummy, You Know It'll Be Human!
Episode 1: Grab Your ID Already, That Kid's on a Leash!