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The Melting Pat — 605 episodes · page 1 of 7
Episode 605: Learning to Shine
Episode 604: Maybe We Fix the Silence Instead
EEpisode 603: It Was Better Once
EEpisode 602: Vikings, Witches, and Bears
EEpisode 601: I Did Not Order These Noods
EEpisode 600: Curving the Flats
EEpisode 599: We Are Real and We Love Games
EEpisode 598: Supported by Listeners Like You
EEpisode 597: You Might Try Something New
EEpisode 596: Getting Back to Basics
EEpisode 595: Save Your Progress and Knowledge
EEpisode 594: Preparation B
EEpisode 593: Potential Upgrades
EEpisode 592: Thefting More Than Auto
EEpisode 591: Stops Along Memory Lane
EEpisode 590: Take a Walk and Learn Something
Episode 589: Professionals Can Clean Up
Episode 588: Enjoying Our Brains
Episode 587: Verify My Concerns
EEpisode 586: Bourne to Save the World (and Mars)
EEpisode 585: Smuggling Company Words
EEpisode 584: Destination: No Contact
EEpisode 583: Smart Enough to Get Real
Episode 582: Keep Yourself to Yourself
Episode 581: I’ll Stay Home If You’re Like That
Episode 580: A Fan of Being Unbothered
Episode 579: Unseen Stupidity
EEpisode 578: Sit By Yourself Quietly
EEpisode 577: Changes Raid Eternal
EEpisode 576: Unbelievable Waste
EEpisode 575: Changing the Games
EEpisode 574: I Believe We Can Switch the Vibe
EEpisode 573: Wake Up and Stop Being Weird About It
EEpisode 572: Just Let People Have Their Joy
Episode 571: Dream Building Videos
Episode 570: I Really Do Love This
EEpisode 569: Real Alarm Sounds
EEpisode 568: Songs for Chicken Sandwiches
Episode 567: Read the [W]hole Story
Episode 566: What a Cage Match
EEpisode 565: New Space, Same Peeves
Episode 564: Back to Reminisce
EEpisode 563: Year-end Cleanup
EEpisode 562: Be Weird, But Keep It Classy
Episode 561: A Sweet KISS at Christmas
EEpisode 560: Just Pretend It’s Christmas
Episode 559: A Tradition of Giving Thanks
EEpisode 558: One Final Shuffle
EEpisode 557: Major League Debt
EEpisode 556: Back to Being Useful
Episode 555: Impractically Rich
Episode 554: A Halloween Substitute
EEpisode 553: We Shouldn't Have to Yell
Episode 552: Small Towns, Big Questions
EEpisode 551: Spinning for Service
Episode 550: Hungry to Be Free
Episode 549: Ten Years of Talking
Episode 548: Complaints from the Stoop
Episode 547: It Takes Effort to Be This Way
Episode 546: All the Showers Look Alike
Episode 545: Pay Attention to the Screen
EEpisode 544: Don't Twist My Cards
EEpisode 543: Switch to Real Cookies
EEpisode 542: QU!ET Down and Hear About My Day
Episode 541: Play the Tape and Pay Me
EEpisode 540: I Want You to Be Real with Me
EEpisode 539: Open the Window and Take My Trash
Episode 538: Erased
Episode 537: Change Your Tone at the Counter
Episode 536: A Hypothetical Late Night Risk
Episode 535: Easier to Give Answers
EEpisode 534: Put Us on the List, Libby
Episode 533: Pass Me That Frozen Sauce
Episode 532: Please Don’t Cut Chuck’s Cheese
Episode 531: Stop and Get Me Some Ice Cream
Episode 530: Playing Games with Your Patbot
Episode 529: Mailamorphosis
EEpisode 528: Scan Here for Instructions
Episode 527: The Streak is Over?
EEpisode 526: Married to Bad Ideas
EEpisode 525: Loan Me Your AI Torpedo
EEpisode 524: A Slightly Congested How-to
Episode 523: Stuff Yourself in the Wash
Episode 522: Be Sure to PAX Your Common Sense
Episode 521: The Stupid Sticks with Me
Episode 520: Exciting Getaway News
Episode 519: Leaving Hungry and Hopeful
Episode 518: Stop Typing and Just Listen
Episode 517: Pay Your Own Way
EEpisode 516: Caring Through Your Phone
EEpisode 515: Calling in Favors
EEpisode 514: Snowing Through the Trees
Episode 513: Awake and Trying to Watch TV
EEpisode 512: Almost Back to Work
EEpisode 511: Musical Stand-ins
EEpisode 510: Fighting Festive Fallacies
Episode 509: Hope Springs Free Food
Episode 508: Merry Little Questions
Episode 507: Thankipedia
Episode 506: Check Your Boxes and Posts
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