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The Messed Up Gardener — 191 episodes

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EP 176: The Hidden Weeks That Make or Break a Garden

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Ep 175: How to grow more without more space (or effort)

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Ep 174: Stop Growing the Wrong Crops (This Is What Actually Saves Money)

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Ep 173: Why Most Gardens Fail in the First 90 Days (And How to Avoid It)

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Ep 172: What a $100 Garden REALLY Looks Like (And Why Most People Get It Wrong)

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Ep 171: Why Your Garden Isn’t Saving You Money… (And How to Fix It)

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Ep 170: The Hidden Reason Many People Give Up Gardening

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Ep 169: Why Knowing How to Grow Food Changes the Way You See the World

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Ep 168: If Supermarkets Closed Tomorrow, Could Your Garden Feed You?

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Ep 167: Why Sustainable Gardens Get Easier Every Year (And Why Some Get Harder)

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Ep 166: The Hidden Mistake Most Gardeners Don’t Even Realize They’re Making

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Ep 165: Autumn Is Where Smart Gardens Win - What to Do Before It Gets Cold

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EP 164: Transplant Shock Isn’t About Transplanting — Here’s A low-stress system for seedlings that flop after planting out

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Ep 163: Slugs & Snails Are Back — Here’s the Calm Plan That Actually Works

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Episode 162: Tabletop Veg Is the 2026 Trend — Here’s How to Actually Make It Work - Tiny pots, real harvests, and the few things that matter

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Ep 161: Most Gardening Advice Sounds Helpful — Here’s What Actually Is 5 myths, 5 truths, and the things that make a real difference

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Ep 160: What to Plant in January: Back to Basics — The Most Reliable Plants for This Month, Wherever You Live

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Ep 159: The 3-List Garden Permission Slip. What you’re allowed to quit, ignore, and do badly

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Ep 158: When the Weather Cries Wolf

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Ep 157: The 3-Goal Garden Rule (Because You’re Not a Garden Employee)

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Ep 156: Outsource to Nature — Plants That Do the Work While You’re at Work

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Ep 155: "Batch Gardening — Do the Work Once, Coast All Week”

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Ep 154: The Bare-Minimum Watering Plan — Keeping Plants Alive When You’re Running on Fumes

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Ep 153: “The ‘Someday Garden’ Trap — How to Start with the Garden You Actually Have”

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Ep 152: Lazy Mulching — How to Protect Your Soil Even When You’re Too Busy to Garden

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Ep 151: The 3-Bucket System — Never Waste a Weed, Leaf, or Kitchen Scrap Again

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Ep 150: “The Odd Rule — Why Uneven Planting Looks So Darn Good”

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Ep 149: “Beehind Closed Doors: What Really Happens When You Grow Under Cover”

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Ep 148: “Chaos Gardening: Why Letting Go Might Grow More Than You Think.”

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Ep 147: “Barrel Dreams: The Pros and Cons of Growing Nursery Trees in Big Pots While You Wait for Your Land”

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Ep 146 Hot House Secrets — How to Grow Smarter in Pots & Soil

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Ep 145: The Harvest Hustle - 6 Things to Pick Now Before They Go to Waste (Save your crops and your sanity with timely harvesting)

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Ep 144: The Garden Mood Boost: 4 Simple Changes to Lift Your Space (and Your Spirits)

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Ep 143: The Weekend Wonderlist – 6 Mini Garden Projects That Look Huge

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Ep 142: “The Garden Goldmine: 7 Things in Your Backyard You Didn’t Know Were Valuable”

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Ep 141: “The 5×5 Garden Glow-Up: 5 Tiny Tweaks for Big Growth in 5 Days”

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Ep 140: The Doomsday Garden Kit – Listener Q&A Special (Part 3)

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Ep 139: The Doomsday Garden Kit – Listener Questions Answered (Part 2)

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Ep 138: The Doomsday Garden Kit: What to Pack When the World Goes Sideways

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Ep 137: “The 3×3 Garden Reset: 3 Things to Stop, 3 Things to Start, 3 Things to Celebrate”

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Ep 136: “Before Spring Smacks You in the Seedlings: August Garden To-Do’s”

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Ep 135: "Minimalist Gardening: Less Stuff, More Style"

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Ep 134: What if I told you your garden could grow your soap?

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Ep 133: Bug Off Naturally: Growing Insect-Repelling Plants & Safe Bug Bite Herbal Remedies

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Ep 132: The Garden Centre Secrets: What They Don’t Want You to Know!

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Ep 131: Allergies in the Garden: What’s Making You Sneeze & How to Naturally Soothe It

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Ep 130: The Juicy Truth About Antioxidant-Rich Fruits & Veggies You Can Grow at Home

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Ep 129: Growing Younger – Anti-Aging Plants & DIY Remedies You Can Grow at Home

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Ep 128 Planting with Purpose: The Magic of Intention Gardens

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Ep 127 “Sparkly Rocks and Stressed-Out Lettuce: Gardening with Crystals”

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Ep 126 Weird, Wild & Wealthy: The Mystical Side of Plant Placement

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Ep 125 Peace Gardens: Cultivating Calm in a Chaotic World

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Ep 124: Preparing Gardens for Winter – Essential Autumn Tasks

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Ep 123: Grow Your Own Smoothie Garden – The Ultimate Guide to Fresh, Homegrown Ingredients

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Ep 122 “Grow Your Own Garden Snack Bar: From Soil to Snack Time!”

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Ep 121: Stop Wasting Space! Smart Layout Tips for a Thriving Veggie Garden

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Ep 120: Before You Plant: Must-Know Veggie Garden Tips.

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Ep 119 Keyhole Gardens what are they and why they work.

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Ep 118 Fertilizers 101: Feeding Your Plants Indoors and Out

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Ep 117 "Gardening in the Wind: Thriving Despite the Breeze"

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Ep 116 Dried Floral Arrangements – Grow, Create, and Profit

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Ep 115: Mini Masterclass Organic Gardening Uncovered: Natural Practices for a Healthier Garden

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Ep 114 "Lawn Love: The Grass is Greener When You Know the Basics"

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Ep 113 "Garden Irrigation - Tips, Tricks, and Common Mistakes"

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Ep 112 "Garden Pest and Rodent Control: Tips for Keeping Your Garden Thriving"

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Ep 111 Planting the Seed: Easy Ways to Introduce Kids to Gardening

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Ep 110 Succulent Success: A Beginner’s Guide to Thriving Plants

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Ep 109 Gardening Goals Made Simple: Plan, Grow, and Thrive in 2025!

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Ep 108 Planter Perfection: Answers to Your Top 5 Outdoor Container Gardening Questions

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Ep 107 Subtropical Gardening Made Easy: Tips for Thriving Plants and a Lush Backyard Paradise

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Ep 106 Planting a Medicinal Garden with a Bonus Soothing Herbal Tea Recipe

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Ep 105 "No Dig, No Stress: The Ultimate Hack for Effortless Gardening Success"

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Ep 104 "Revive, Restore, Reimagine: The Power of Riparian Planting!"

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Ep 103 "The Ultimate Christmas Gift Guide for Gardeners: Practical & Personal DIY Ideas!"

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Ep 102 "Sustainable Garden Projects: Pallet Furniture, Planters, and Storage for Eco-Conscious Gardeners"

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Ep 101: From Blossom to Bounty: Essential Tips for Thriving Fruit Trees All Year Round

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Ep 100 "Spookify Your Garden: Halloween Gardening Tips for a Hauntingly Beautiful Landscape"

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Ep 99 Ornamental Gardens: Your Guide to a Beautiful Landscape

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Ep 98 Scented Gardens for All: Growing Fragrance in Rural & Urban Spaces”

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Ep 97 Easy Spring Bulb Care

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Ep 96 Easy to Grow & Cook with Spring Vegetables

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Ep 95 Stump Be Gone: Effective Strategies for Tree Stump Elimination

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Ep 94 Spring Planter Upgrades + A new Freebie

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Ep 93 The art of decluttering your garden.

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Ep 92 The composting fundamentals - anyone can compost at home Urban or rural

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Ep 91 What is the true cost of creating a vegetable garden.

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Ep 90 Never go hungry with these Top 10 vegetable garden staples.

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Ep 89 Heading into Spring at full throttle – Priority list.

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EP 88 Oh dear the in-laws are coming - 5 quick garden colour up hacks that will turn your garden from bla to wow!

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Ep 87 Hanging baskets for all seasons

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Ep 86 Growing in & mastering Planter Boxes for all spaces.

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Ep 85: 4 Low Maintenance Gardening Methods I use personally with Fantastic Results.

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Ep 84: Mastering germination and seedling growth.

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Ep 83: 5 Pro tips for managing your seeds from seed set to pre germination.

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Ep 82 Preserving your harvests & food storage

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Organic gardening 101.

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Ep 80 Edible landscaping & how you can apply it into your garden.

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Ep 79 Regenerative gardening. What is it & how to apply it.

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Ep 78 Common Mistakes Made when Small Space Gardening.

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Ep 77 Creating Climate-Resilient Gardens

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Ep 76 The ongoing struggle with weeds - is it worth it?

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Ep 75 Cultivating Cash from Your Garden

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Ep 74 Getting winter ready with Secrets to a Flourishing Cold-Season Garden

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Ep 73 Mastering Indoor Winter Plant Care

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Ep 72 Rose care from planting to pruning.

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Ep 71 Garden structures that successfully enhance plant growth.

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Ep 70 Tired Gardens? No problem! here are a few easy ways to revive it.

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Ep 69 Passive gardening secrets revealed.

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Ep 68 Effective ways to maximize garden harvests using recycled materials.

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Ep 67 The top 10 plants to grow in your garden for home remedy utilization.

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EP 66 Thinking of Planting Subtropical’s in your garden? Then ask yourself these questions first.

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Ep 65 Creating the right privacy screen in your garden.

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Ep 64 Parks & Garden Tree Maintenance with or without Herbicides?

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Ep 63 Diabetic Friendly Gardening - What Vegetables to avoid & What to grow more of.

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Ep 62 The Hype Behind Edible Flowers.

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Ep 61 Reflecting back over the last 4 Seasons and the lessons learned.

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Ep 60 Dry, Hot Garden? – Here are some Easy ways to conserve water while still maximizing your garden health.

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Ep 59 Growing Garden Plants Ideal for Arts & Crafts.

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Ep 58 A simple approach to growing climbers in the garden.

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Ep 57 Avoiding Gardening Burnout, Overwhelm & Stress

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EP 56 Growing Citrus without Drama

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Ep 55 Simple Vegetables for all year-round harvests.

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Ep 54 Tips for Cultivating Acid-Loving Plants

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Ep 53 Let’s Talk all things Sexual & Asexual Plant Propagation.

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Chat 10 Quick & Messy 10 min or less Garden Chat: Prickles in the Lawn and how to treat them.

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EP 52 Must Do’s to Grow a Bumper Crop of Potatoes - Ready for Christmas.

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Chat 10 Quick & Messy 10 min or less Garden Chat: Cover crops what are they & are they just for over wintering?

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EP 51 -Developing low maintenance systems to enable gardening with an injury while still remaining staunchly self-sufficient.

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Quick & Messy 10 min or less Garden Chat: Mealybug what they are & how to eradicate them.

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Ep 50 Growing Your Best Cucumbers and Courgettes and how to preserve & store the excess.

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Quick & Messy 10 min or less Garden Chat: Roses and Colour Reversion

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EP 49 Growing Your Best Capsicums & Tomatoes and how to Preserve & Store the excess

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Quick & Messy 10 min or less Garden Chat: Why plants, Why this career path? A Up close & Personal Answer.

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Ep48 - From Gusts to Growth: How to Protect Your Plants from Windy Weather

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Quick & Messy 10 min or less Garden Chat: How do you know if your garden environment is healthy?

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Ep 47 - Supermarket Fruit & Veggies Verses Growing Your Own.

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Quick & Messy 10 min or less Garden Chat: What kind of soil is best for growing plants in the garden?

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Ep 46 - Sustainable Roots: Cultivating a Greener Future with Permaculture.

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Quick & Messy 10 min or less Garden Chat: What are some Indoor plants for low light or shaded areas?

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Ep 45 - Are you Spring ready? No? This Spring Garden Task List May Help.

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Quick & Messy 10 min or less Garden Chat: Easy To Grow & Hard to Kill Indoor Plants.

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Ep 44 – A Cheats Guide To Successful Composting.

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Quick & Messy 10 min or less Garden Chat: Hot Tips To Keeping Planters Hydrated

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Ep 43 - Ways to Improve your Garden Biodiversity & Why it’s important.

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Quick & Messy 10 min or less Garden Chat: Planting as per the instructions on the label.

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Ep 42 - Beating Garden Droughts with these Hot Tips.

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Quick & Messy 10 min or less Garden Chat: Tips to cost effectively maximize your current landscape.

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Ep 41- Garden Events Pro’s Cons & How To Do’s

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Quick & Messy 10 min or less Garden Chat: Hot Garden Money Saving Tips Using Cold Frames

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Ep 40 - Weeding 101 - Tips and Tricks for a Beautiful Garden

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Quick & Messy 10min or Less Garden Chat: 3 hot tips a new gardener needs to know to start a garden.

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Ep 39 - Key Steps in Planning & Designing a New Garden

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Ep 38 – From Spores to Harvest: A Guide to Growing Mushrooms at Home

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Ep 37 - Growing Without Soil: An Introduction to Hydroponic Gardening.

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Ep 36 - Let’s Talk All Things Potting & Re-Potting Plants - Your Q’s & My A’s.

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Ep 35 - A Behind the Scenes Look at Kiwifruit $$$ Growing. From Pollination to Picking & Everything In Between.

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Ep 34 - Let’s Talk All Things Cuttings & Propagation.

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Ep 33 – Garden Fertilizers What, How, When & Why.

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Ep 32 - Slugs, Snails, Ants & All things Garden Creepy Crawlies.

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Ep 31 - Can Hedging & Shelterbelts Be Key to a New Form of Urban Forestation? I Think So & Here’s Why.

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Ep 30 - From Frosty to Flourishing: Overcoming the Challenges of Cold Weather Gardening.

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Ep 29 - Proven Tips to Mastering the Art of Self - Sustainable Gardening.

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Ep 28 - A Few Gardening Questions Answered – Algae, Garlic, Watering, fertilizers, & Repotting

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Ep 27 - The Sound of Water How & Why to Add & Maintain Water Features in Your Indoor or Outdoor Garden Space

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Ep 26 - Mastering the Art of Worm Farming – It’s so simple any one can have one.

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Ep 25 – From Seed to Sprout: Secrets to Growing Healthy Seedlings

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Ep 24 – The Garden of Lies: Uncovering the Truth behind Organic Gardening Myths

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Ep 23 – Bulb Boosters: Tips for Growing Beautiful Bulb Blooms No Matter the Season

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Ep 22 – The Ultimate Autumn Gardening Checklist:10 Key Chores You Can’t Skip.

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Ep 21 – Green Thumbs Up for these 6 Tips to Maximize Your Garden's Growing Potential

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Ep20 -Exploring The Fascinating World of Beekeeping in an Interview with Judy Knipmeijer

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Ep19 – 10 Highly Effective Ways to Grow Plants on a Budget.

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Ep18 – A 12 Step Guide to Creating Healthy Soils in your garden.

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Ep17 – The Mental health benefits from working in your garden will blow you away.

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Ep16 – Understanding Your Gardens Love Language.

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Ep15 – 3 Sexy flowers to grow for your valentine’s dried floral bouquet that they can treasure for a really long time.

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Ep14 – Top 5 herbs with healthy superpowers that should be an essential in all households.

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Ep13 - Wet weather garden fails & how to combat it.

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Ep12 - Simple planting methods & techniques for pots, planters & in the garden.

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Ep11 – 8 Companion plants that are Rockstar's in the garden.

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Ep10 – 5 Steps to Creating an Abundant Sustainable Garden

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Ep9 - The Secret to Small Space Continuous Harvests on a Budget.

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Ep8 – Maximise your indoor growth by utilizing any of these 6 planting vessels.

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Ep7 – All things Christmas tree, Living decorations, Pine sap clean-up & Pet deterrent during the silly season.

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Ep6 – To Mulch or not to Mulch that is the question. What? When? Why and How.

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Ep5 – The Secret (Warfare) Life of your Garden.

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Ep4 – Back to gardening basics for newbies and a refresher for the more advanced.

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Ep3 – The importance of layering your gardens and no we are not talking about soils.

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Ep2 – If you have these 7 key garden tools then your set to manage any garden.

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Ep1 – Take the time to get to know your gardening spaces regardless of if its outside or inside.

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