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The Mics Are Open — 570 episodes

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#353 - Hatewatching South Africa While Watching the Polygamist is Wild

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#352 - If Men Could Have Babies Women Would Leave Us!

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#351 - We Are The Champions!! - The Arsenal Edition

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#350- It's Drake Day

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#349 - What Do You Mean I'm Not On Your Green Circle?

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Episode 4 - Thinking About How Mom Loved - The Correction

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Episode 03 — Ms Rose Showed Love

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#348 - 7 Years Deep! The Mics Are Still Open

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Episode 02 — Someone Asked Me What I Do For Fun

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#347 - Choking The Monkey in Space!" - The Mics Are Open

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Episode 01 — I Don't Have Friends. I Have Collaborators

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#346 - We Love Kanye!!!! - The Mics Are Open

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#345 - Finally!! I'm Getting Married!!

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#344 -Older Mandem Are Taking Your Women!!

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#343 - No More AFCON, Let's have BLACKAFCON

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#342 - Kumi Bila Brake!!

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#341 - Get On Your Knee!!

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#340 - I Dont Eat *ss, But I kill some glutes!

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#339 Meatfest in The Bush!!!

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#338 “Something for Da Boys!”

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#337 - Andy the Cross Dresser!!

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#336 - Back In Business!! (The Mics Are Bloodcl**t Open!)

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#335 - Bring The Blankets, We Will bring The Vibes!!

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#334 - The Return!

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#333 - Scratch To Reveal

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#332 - Podcasters Need To Be Beaten!!

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#331 - Baba, While You Were Away!!

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#330 - Skills To Handle That Hammer

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#329 - That's Blood Money!

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R.I.P Baba

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#327 - No Snakes On My Shoulders!!!

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#326 - Failure To Launch (featuring Kwambox) - The Mics Are Open

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#325 - Big C in the Big City!

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#324 - Black Super Heroes - Assemble!!

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#323 - You Ain't From The Hood!!

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#322 - You're My Bro, Don't Text Me Goodnight!!

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#321 - Your Body Count Doesn't Define You, Your Blocked List Does!!

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#320 - "I Don't Want To Pay Rent" - The Mics Are Open

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#319 " Nairobi Sucks, The Village is Where it's at!" featuring Boutross

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#318 - Do Vegans Swallow? - The Mics Are Open

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#317 - Siku njema huonekana chini ya dera!!

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#316 - Ni Hao Fans!! (Chinese Only Fans!)

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#315 - Lamine Yamal and other SHORT stories

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#314 - The "Not Suitable For Work" Edition - (Reel Reviews)

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#313 - My Barber Shouldn't Touch Me Like That!!

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#312 - The People Shall ..... Win

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#311 - You Can't Kill Us All (#EndPoliceBrutality)

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#310 - Enough is Enough - The Mics Are Open

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#309 - Bien Saved The Breakfast Club!! - The Mics Are Open

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#308 - Mama’s Boy? So what!?

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#307 - "The Zombies of Kitisuru!!! - featuring Tonio Kibz

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#306 - "Shoeless in South Nyanza!! - The Mics Are Open

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#305 - "And That's Why I Married A Kangaroo! - The Mics Are Open

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#304 - "Lakers in 5, Shannon in Deep" - The Q&A Edition

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#303 - Do You Want Head or Brains? - The Mics Are Open

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#302 - "Wanjiru!!!"

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#301 - I've Never Seen A Jehovah Witness in A G Wagon!!

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#300 - Three Hundred!!

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#299 - "Why Have You Married Someone You Don't Like?

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#298 - To Get That Girl, Just Marry Someone Else!!

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#297 - Don't Act Like A Saint, We Know You Wanna Hit It!

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#296 - "We Are Awake!! Not Woke" - The Mics Are Open

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#295 - Destiny Connector - The Mics Are Open

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#294 - Valentines isn't a feeling , It's a Weekend!!

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#293 - No Role Models - The Mics Are Open

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#292 - The Golden Age Of Scamming

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#291 - "Enter The Cockpit" - The Mics Are Open featuring DJ Shinksi

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#290 - The Mics Are Open - "I Didn't Ask For Your Opinion!!"

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#289 - Is God Fair? - The Mics Are Open

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#288 - "Wait Till Monday to Choke The Monkey" -

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#287 - Mandem, No One Loves You! Get Used To It!

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#285 - Double Cheeked Up Mike! - The Mics Are Open

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#284 "Khaligraph Jones is Home, Are You?" - The Mics Are Open

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The Wheneversode is Back!!!

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#283 - 400 Ways To Certify Your Body Count - The Mics Are Open

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The Wheneversode is Back!!!

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#282 - "You Came All This Way To Cuddle? Go Home!!" - The Mics Are Open

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#281 - My Mom Is Not Allowed To Date!! - The Mics Are Open

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#280 - The Mics Are Open - No Comment!!

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#279 "Guess Who's Back!! featuring Ricardo !!! - The Mics Are Open

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#278 - My Beard Made Me Cheat - The Mics Are Open

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#277 - Let Me Date My Co-Worker in Peace!!

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#276 - "It's all Shxts and Giggles Till they Cancel you"

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#275 "I'll Put Those Nudes To Good Use" - The Mics Are Open

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#274 - "Eat That Kienyeji" - The Mics Are Open

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#273 - LGBTQ (Liquor, Beer, Guns, T*ts and Quickies)

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#272 - Married Men Need Freedom!! - The Mics Are Open

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#271 - “Men Never Play Hard To Get!” - The Mics Are Open

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#270 "Rich Men Won't Love You Like I do!"

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#269- "Track The Cycle!!" - The Mics Are Open

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#268 - "Don't Piss Me Off" - The Mics Are Open

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#267 - The Mics Are Open - "Legend Z"

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#266 - Call Me Ka-Daddy!! - The Mics Are Open

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#265 - The Kids Are In Charge - The Mics Are Open Podcast

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#264 - #GMONEYMUSTGO - The Mics Are Open

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REJECT!!

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#262 - "I Tasted Your Sister's Cakes....." The Mics Are Open

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#261 - Rub It And Release The Genie!! - The Mics Are Open

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#260 - "10 Reasons Why Air Fryers are Better Than Women! - The Mics Are Open

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"Spooning in The Air!" - The Wheneversode

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#259 "You're Too Poor For Me Diss!" - featuring Saddam and Boutross! - The Mics Are Open

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"Netflix and Cheat!!" - The Wheneversode

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#258 - And that's Why I'm Kicking My Mom Out!" - The Mics Are Open

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"This Podcast Will Make Me Single" - The Wheneversode

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#257 - Somali Madonna! - The Mics Are Open

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#256 - Brothels And Intentions !!! - The Mics Are Open

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"Employers should be giving us their CV!! - The Wheneversode

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#255 - We Are All Red Flags! - The Mics Are Open

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#207 - There's Nothing Cool About Struggle!! - The Wheneversode

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#254 - J. Cole Is Moist - The Mics Are Open

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#253 - "My Bedroom Is Private Property" - The Mics Are Open

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#206 - Your Trauma Is Here Forever

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#252 - It's Only Cheating If You Get Caught!! - feat Paps (Sandwich Podcast)

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#205 - Gimme My Money Back!! - The Wheneversode

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#251 - Free Kartel .... Maybe

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#250 - We Are Gonna Live Forever!! - The Mics Are Open

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#204 - "She Can Bench More Than Me" - The Wheneversode

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#249 - Mandem, Give Women All Your Monies!! - The Mics Are Open

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#203 "Bring Back The DJ" - The Wheneversode

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#248 - "You Should Have Told Me!!" - The Mics Are Open

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#202- "Give Me My Flowers .. Or, I Will Just Take Them!! - The Wheneversode

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#247 - Elsa For The Win!! - The Mics Are Open

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#201 - Woman Boss, Man Boss, You Decide!! - The Wheneversode

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#246 - These Are My Confessions!!!! - The Mics Are Open

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#200 - Drake's Ding-a-ling

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#245 - Hustle Harder!! - The Mics Are Open

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#199 - Pause - The Wheneversode

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#244 - Osama Bin Dick - The Mics Are Open

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#243 - Dear Younger Me!! - The Mics Are Open

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#198 - Gen Z have Their Own Language!! - The Wheneversode

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#242 "Get Ready, Get Ready, Get Ready!!" - The Mics Are Open

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#197 "If I Get Rich, There Will Be Signs!!" - The Wheneversode

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#241 - Daddy's Home - A True Story

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#240 - No More Damn Socks!!

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#195 - Don't Bring My Mom Into This! - The Wheneversode

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#194 - Ladies, Help Us Shoot Our Shots!! - The Wheneversode

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#239 - Mali ya Kuuma

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#238 - You're Not In My Tax Bracket!!

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#193 - Kibera for the win!!! - The Wheneversode

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#"237 - "Honestly? Nobody Is In Love!I" - The Mics Are Open

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#236 - Trapped In The Toilet" - The Mics Are Open

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#234 -Diddy Did It!

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#192 - El Nino and Potholes!! - The Wheneversode

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#233 - Sealed With A Loving Kiss (S.W.A.L.K)

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#191 Long Distance Lies!! - The Wheneversode⁠

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#232 - Forbidden Fruit Tastes The Sweetest

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#190 - "Snip Season" - The Wheneversode

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#231 - Send The King Home!!

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#230 - "That's Not My Child!!"

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#189 - I Wish I Didn't Have To Wear Clothes - The Wheneversode

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#229 - Jada, Just Tell Us The Truth!!

152

#187 - 4 People In A BMW - The Wheneversode

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#188 - Fake It Till You Make It - The Wheneversode

154

#228 - The Bed Bugs featuring Drake

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#227 - Kienyeji Pro Max!!!

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#186 - Politicians Can Rap! - The Wheneversode

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#185 - AFCON 2027 is Ours!!

158

#226 - You Can't Look Like Your Problems!!

159

#225 - The Wild Wild Mess" - feat Hafare

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#184 - Real Men Don't Fight Over Women - The Wheneversode

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#224 - Downloadable Nuts

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#183 - So You Want To Be An Influencer Huh? - The Wheneversode

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#223 - I'm Happy With My Inches Thank You!!

164

#182 - You Can't Be Naked At School!! - The Wheneversode

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#222 - Smash in Your Own House! - The Mics Are Open

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#181 - Just Me And My Lotion! - The Wheneversode

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#221 - Show-er or Grower

168

#180 - The Dubai Edition - The Wheneversode

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#220 - Ashy Skin Needs Love!

170

#179 - Groupies Need Love - The Wheneversode

171

#219 "Black Love and Hip Hop" - The Mics Are Open

172

#178 - If She's Never Been To Burger Hut, She Too Young Bro - The Wheneversode

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#218 - "You Didn't Know It Was Hard To Be A Man?" -

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#177 - The President Was Right!! - The Wheneversode

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#217 - Mandem, We Cant All Leave Kenya!! - The Mics Are Open

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#176 - Andy, NO!!!!!!! - The Wheneversode

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#216 - Konnichiwa!!!

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#175 - You Are Your Parents Pension!! - The Wheneversode

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#215 - Cheat, but not with someone BIGGER than me!!

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#174 - Does Your Sex Game Reach KEBS Standards? - The Wheneversode

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#214 - The Mics Are Open - Your Friends Are Your Biggest Haters

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#173 - It's The End Of Kenya As We Know It - The Wheneversode

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#213 I Parked The Trailer Downstairs

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#172 Damn, You're Delicious - The Wheneversode

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#212 - It's Okay To send Your Mom For Water

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#171 Meet Me Halfway! - The Wheneversode

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#211 - Calvin The Wood Seller!!

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#170 Photo Ops in State House - The Wheneversode

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#210 - I Can Love You Both!!

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#169 - And Then She Whupped My Ass!!! - The Wheneversode

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#209 - My Phone Could Send Me To Prison!!!

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#168 - Blame The Kardashians For Everything!! - The Wheneversode

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#208 - Let's All Be Corrupt!!

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#167 - The Heartbreak Slaps Harder When You've Been Faithful - The Wheneversode

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#207 - "... And that's why we only smashed once!!"

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#166 - None of You Are Good Enough for OUR Ashley - The Wheneversode

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#206 - Look After My Kidney!!

198

#165 - Wig Smuggling Is The Next Big Thing!! - The Wheneversode

199

#205 - "A Plumber Who Lays The Pipe!" - The Mics Are Open

200

#164 - Dancehall Vs Afrobeats - The Wheneversode

201

#204 - You Claim That Man? As Who??

202

#163 - JD and Coke ... Lots of it ... - The Wheneversode

203

#203 - The First Podcast On Only Fans!!

204

#162 - I Love You Fam!!!! - The Wheneversode

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#202 - No Sex In the Workplace!!

206

#161 - The Sex Tapes Are Open!! - The Wheneversode

207

#201 - "And ... We're Back!!

208

#160 - Where is Caitlyn's Ting-A-Ling - The Wheneversode

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#200 - Episode 200!!

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#159 - I Have China Square FOMO!! - The Wheneversode

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#199 - He Said "Babes, I'm On The Pill"!!

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#158 - Let Her Teach You!! - The Wheneversode

213

#198 - My Wedding, My Rules.

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#158 - Love Was Fine Without Social Media!

215

#197 - So What Do You Need Me For?

216

#157 - When Teachers Beat Up Parents!! - The Wheneversode

217

#196 - Your Dad's Alive? WTF? (featuring Bari from MNE)

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#156 - Baba Doesn't Love Gor Mahia!! - The Wheneversode

219

#195 - Only Fans Is The Only Way!! (featuring Kibz and Joan Melly)

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#155 - Don't Come to Me With That Star Sign Nonsense!! - The Wheneversode

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#194 - Kinky Kenyans (Feat Eli Mwenda)

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#154 - Every One In Nairobi Is Fake!! - The Wheneversode

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#193 - "My House Is Haunted!!"

224

#153 - All D*cks Matter! - The Wheneversode

225

#192 - Buddy Pass & Ngwanyes!

226

#152 - The 2023 Vision Board! - The Wheneversode

227

#191 - Sometimes You Win, Sometimes You Lose! (2022 ReCap)

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#151 - The Main Ingredient! - The Wheneversode

229

#190 - Times Are Hard, Bite This Meat!

230

#150 - It's Christmas! Be Kind!! - The Wheneversode

231

#189 - Hodari Wa Mapenzi!!

232

#149 - Lunch Is On Ashley - The Wheneversode

233

#188 - What Would Jesus Do?

234

#148 - It's Not Too Late For Radio - The Wheneversode

235

#187 - Your Honor, Let Me Speak!!

236

#147 - Our Parents Did Their Best - The Wheneversode

237

#186 - Mandem, It's Your Turn To Vent!!

238

#146 - August Came In November! - The Minisode

239

#185 - What Else Are You Hiding?

240

#145 - To Be A Good Musician, You Have to Be A Bad Christian!! The Last Late Minisode

241

#184 - He's A Provider! Not A Boyfriend!!

242

#144 - Woman, Enjoy Your Wedding And Leave Me Alone!

243

#183 - The Gospel According To The Book Of Calvin

244

#143 - Quickies Slap Different - The Wheneversode

245

#182 - WhatsApp with Kanye?

246

#142- Admit it, Your Dad Messed Up!! - The Wheneversode

247

#181 - NO!! Not On My Sofa!!!

248

#141 - You've Been Azimio-ed!! - The Wheneversode

249

#180 - Q & A (feat Sy Gray)

250

#140 - Kill The Intern!! - The Wheneversode

251

#179 - My Wife Will Beat You!!

252

#138 - Uganda Will Win The War!! - The Wheneversode

253

#178 - Kipchoge, Don't Run!!!

254

#137 - Something Must Kill A Man

255

#177 - Don't Put My President On A Bus!!

256

#136 - Let Me Cook For You! - The Wheneversode

257

#176 - My Mum Owes Me An Apology

258

#135 - We Have The Royal Tea!! - The Monday Minisode

259

#175 - Get Me A Threesome For My Birthday!

260

#134 - We Don't Want To Smash Anymore - The Wheneversode

261

#174 - Kenyans Hate Everything!!

262

#133 - Was That A School or A Night Club? - The Wheneversode

263

#173 - Narcos

264

#132 - No Pills In Ibiza - The Minisode

265

#172 - Bubble Butt 7

266

#131 - The Results Are In - The Monday Minisode

267

#171 - Unconditional Love Scares Men!!

268

#130 - How To "Soft Launch" Your Bae! - The Wheneversode

269

#170 - No Church In The Wild

270

#129 - Let's Cancel Cancel Culture - The Wheneversode

271

#169 - You Can't Forget Your Best Smash!

272

#129 - The War Plane -The Monday Minisode

273

168 - My Side Chick Left And I'm Hurting 😭

274

#128 - We All Die, So Let's All Live - The Monday Minisode

275

#167 - Nitafunga Na Wewe!! 😡

276

#164 - "C" Students Employ A Students!! #Facts!!

277

#127 - It's Cold But Don't Dive In The Deep End - The Wheneversode

278

#166 - Beware, It's A BOOBY trap!! 😉

279

#126 - Naked Ni*gas In Paris - The Wheneversode

280

#165 - Kimanzi!! Get Out Of My House!! 😡

281

#125 - Say Hello To Wifey!! - The Wheneversode

282

124 - Honestly, We Don't Mind!!! - The Wheneversode

283

#163 - Ladies, Give Us Money, We Won't Cheat !!

284

#124 - But What Did She Do To The Elephant? - The Wheneversode

285

#162 - Naeza Tolea Sauti Sol Vest!!

286

#123 - Subaru ya Mambaru - The Wheneversode

287

#161 - My Grandma's Pregnant!!

288

#122 - Let's Fake This Ending - The Wheneversode

289

#160 Money Makes Women Attractive!!

290

#121 - But Why Would Your Porn Name Be "No Socks" ??? - The Wheneversode

291

#159 - Aramis vs Vaseline!!

292

#120 - Baba, Gimme Back My song! - The Wheneversode

293

#157 - But Can You Swim Though?

294

#119 - Expressway or Enjoyment, You Can't Have Both! - The Monday Minisode

295

#157 - We Ain't Close Friends!

296

#118 - Damn Right My Parents Beat Me! - The Wheneversode

297

#156 - The Mics Are Open - I Got 5 On It (The Weekend Edition)

298

#117 - Not Another Long Weekend - The Monday Minisode

299

#116 - Elon Musk Can Sleep On Our Couch! - The Minisode

300

#155 - Your Barber Is The Problem!

301

#115 - 5 Miles From Empty! - The Minisode

302

#154 - Kuoga Na Karudi Soko!

303

#114 - Wait, Who Won The Reggae Grammy? - The Monday Minisode

304

#153 - Stay Slapped!

305

#113 - Fight Club! - The Monday Minisode

306

#152 - Rich Family, Broke You!!

307

#112 - Call Her Right Now - The Monday Minisode

308

#151 - Love Is So Simple ... When You're Broke!!

309

#111 - My Swimming Pool Is Bigger Than Yours! - The Monday Minisode

310

#150 - No Androids Here!!

311

#110 - Women Love Men who Podcast, They Just Don't Know How to Show It!! - The Wheneversode

312

#149 - Do You Really Want It?

313

#109 - The Last Ever Monday Minisode - The Monday Minisode

314

#148 - You Buy Strangers Drinks! What About Us?

315

#108 - G, Tell Us Who Snitched!! 😡 - The Monday Minisode

316

#147 - Your Bodycount Is 6? Let Me Be 7!!

317

#107 - Valentines is coming, where is your Podcast? - The Monday Minisode

318

#146 - The Price Of Trust (Tinder Swindler)

319

#106 - The Quickest Quickie - The Monday Minisode

320

#145 - She's Out Of Your League Bruh!

321

#105 - Calvin Loves Rihanna!! - The Monday Minisode

322

#144 - No Pillow Talk!!

323

#104 - Then She Dropped The F Bomb!! - The Monday Minisode

324

#143 - I Broke Up With You, Not Your Family!!

325

#103 - My Askari Broke My Heart! - The Monday Minisode

326

#142 - I've Got Hot Sauce In My Bag!!

327

#102 - They Let Calvin Loose In Lagos!! - The Monday Minisode

328

#141 - Women Should Pay For Dates!!

329

#101 - We Don't Want Your Potatoes - The Monday Minisode

330

#140 - They're In-Laws, Not Outlaws

331

#100 - 2021? The Best Year Of My Life! - The Monday Minisode

332

#139 - Women Gossip, Men Podcast!

333

#99 - These Monkeys Are Moving Mad - The Monday Minisode

334

#138 - We Can't Stop Cheating!

335

#98 The Covidsode - The Monday Minisode

336

#137 - So Without Money I'm Useless?

337

#97 - It's Not Easy Being A Simp! - The Monday Minisode

338

#136 - Dad, How Much Do You Earn?

339

#96 - The Quickie - The Monday Minisode

340

#135 - Speaking In Tongues

341

#95 - Be Easy On Me Adele!! - The Late Monday Minisode

342

#134 -For Once We've Got The Tea!!

343

#94 - Through The Wire - The Monday Minisode

344

#133 - It Is What It Is!!!

345

#93 - Soft Life Ambassadors - The Monday Minisode

346

#132 - When I Glow, I'm Gone!!!

347

#82 - No Iphones Anywhere! - The Monday Minisode

348

#131 - You Can Have My House!

349

#91 - What Time Is It Over There? - The Monday Minisode

350

#130 - When Jesus Comes Back!!

351

#90 - It's Politics Time Again, Give Me My 6K! - The Monday Minisode

352

#129 - Take Your Boxers with You!!!

353

#89 - Twitter Isn't A Real Place - The Monday Minisode

354

#128 - Back To School!!

355

#88 Only 30 Million? - The Monday Minisode

356

#127 - Mbogi Ya Madenge!!

357

#87 - Don't Ask About Our Rate Card - The Monday Minisode

358

#126 - You're Supposed To Feed Your Kids!! 😡

359

#85 - Just slide Into My DMs - The Monday Minisode

360

125 - Character Development 101

361

#85 - Whats Your Star Sign? - The Monday Minisode

362

#124 - Certified Lover Boyz!

363

#84 - 9pm In Nairobi - The Monday Minisode

364

#123 - Don't Leave Me Out Of The Wash Wash!!

365

#83 - The Roasting Of Calvin's Mom! - The Monday Minisode

366

#122 - If I Cheat, Will You Snitch?

367

#82 - Ashy Elbows - The Monday Minisode

368

#121 - Men Love Men!!

369

#81 - The Monday Blues - The Monday Minisode

370

#120 Fight Your Own Battles

371

#80 - Why Good Looking Women Marry Shrek! - The Monday Minisode

372

#119 - The Mics Are Open - The Battle For Clean Boxers!

373

#79 - You'd Fail A Doping Test Too! - The Monday Minisode

374

#118 - Tuko Ndani Bana!

375

#78 - Five Million And Forty Naughty Shorties! - The Monday Minisode

376

#117 - My First Time

377

#77 Space 2021: Just Put The Tip In! - The Monday Minisode

378

#116 - If You Like Me Shoot Your Shot

379

#76 - We Will Rig This Election If We Have To! - The Monday Minsode

380

#115 - You Bathe Twice A Week?

381

#75 - I Wanna Make Love In This Club! - The Monday Minisode

382

#114 - This Is For Omosh!

383

#74 - I Must Be In A Relationship with The KRA!! - The Monday Minisode

384

#113 - I Declare War!

385

#73 - Set A F**ing Goal! - The Monday Minisode

386

#112 - Your Dad Is Dead, Not Deadbeat!

387

#72 - Heaven Needs To Update Its Powerpoint (Yu Pum Pum Bring Life!) - The Monday Minisode

388

#111 - “I’m Not Crying, You’re Crying!”

389

#71 - Don't Swipe Right! - The Monday Minisode

390

#110 - Men And Women Cannot Be Best Friends!

391

#70 - Calvin, The Strokemaster, is missing! - The Monday Minisode

392

#109 - And Then She Went Down On Her Knees!!

393

#69 - What Shall We Name This Podcast? - The Monday Minisode

394

#108 - We Had Sex Because You Felt Sorry For Me?

395

#68 - Don't Fight For Me! - The Monday Minisode

396

#107 - Spend On Me Because I'm Your Baby!! (featuring Ashley)

397

#67 - God Created Tinder - The Monday Minisode

398

#106 - Money Can't Buy You Love

399

#66 - Banged Up Abroad! - The Monday Minisode

400

#105 - Never Trust A Man Who Can't Buy His Own Boxers

401

#65 - Sex In Space As We Get Ready For The End Of The World! - The Monday Minisode

402

#104 - We Are 2 Years Old Today, It's Our Longest Relationship - The Cash Giveaway Edition!

403

#64 - Roadblocks Are The Least Of Our Problems, We're At A Dead End! - The Monday Minisode

404

#103 - I Didn't Steal Anything, I Just Borrowed It Permanently!

405

#63 - The Gospel According To DMX - The Monday Minisode

406

#102 - Date My Mom, Just Never Call Me Son

407

#62 - They Call Me Lil Smokie - The Monday Minisode

408

#101 - A Little Bit Of Jealousy Never Ruined A Relationship!

409

#61 - Your D**k Still Works Post Vaccine!

410

#100 - Bodycount 100

411

#61 Men Cheat, It's What We do! - The Monday Minisode

412

#99 - This Is Not A Sextape, We Promise!

413

#59 - You Can't Cancel God's Property - The Monday Minisode

414

#98 - If You Smash My Ex, Do It On The Low Low!!

415

#58 - NOT Coming 2 America and other short stories! - The Monday Minisode

416

#97- You'll Never Guess Who's Getting The Vaccine First

417

#57 "Honey, I shrunk My Dick" - The Monday Minisode

418

#96 - Just Vibes And InShallah!!

419

#56 - Don't Call Me Bro - The Monday MiniSode

420

#95 My House, My Rules!

421

#55 - And Then There Were Two - The Monday MiniSode

422

#94 - Sex Lies And Covid!

423

#54 - Covid 19, Back Like It Never Left! - The Monday Minisode

424

#93 - The Day We Did The Silhouette Challenge

425

#53 - Being Body Shamed By A Dog - The Monday Minisode

426

#92 - Jesus Didn't Have Disciples, He Had Mandem!

427

#52 - When It's Time For Your Appraisal! - The Monday Minisode

428

#91 - Corruption Only Sucks When You're Left Out!

429

#51 - I Can't Talk, My Mom's Listening - The Monday Minisode

430

#90 - Not Even Viagra Can Prevent Soft Life! (feat Big Bear)

431

#50 - Yes, Kenyan Men Are Stingy, Fight Me! - The Monday Minisode

432

#89 - Mandem, Tell Me You Love Me!

433

#49 - I Only Need 5 Years As President! - The Monday Minisode

434

#88 - New Year, Same Old Us! (The Slumber Party)

435

#48 - People Just Want To Talk! - The Monday Minisode

436

#87 The Not So Secret Santa (Office Party Edition!!)

437

#47 - F**K Them Kids! - The Monday Minisode

438

#86 - And Then My Mom Found My Nudes!

439

#46 - There Is Nothing Wrong With Being A House Husband! - The Monday Minisode

440

#85 - All Day I Dream About Sex (A.D.I.D.A.S)

441

#45 - It's 2020, Share Your Passwords With Her! - The Monday (Not So) Minisode

442

#84 - When It's Time To Go, It's Time To Go!

443

#44 - Ego Death - The Monday Minisode

444

#83 - Real Men Don't Do That

445

The Mics Are Open - Safaricom @ 20 Edition - Special guest Caroline Kendi

446

#43 - At Least Two Of Us Are Legal! - The Monday Minisode

447

#82 - Fam!! I've Had To Put My DMs On Private, I'm Hot Property!!

448

#42 - Whipping The Head In The Whip! - The Monday Minisode

449

#81 - The Night G Money Slapped Big C!

450

#41 - Calvin Confesses - The Monday Minisode

451

#80 - Calvin Leaves Orange House! - Featuring Eric Njiru

452

#40 - It's Candy Andy Baby! Drop Dem Drawers! - The Monday Minisode

453

#79 - Is It Okay To Belong To The Streets? - (Feat Ashley)

454

#39 - And Now You're Positive At 3.33am - The Monday Minisode

455

#78 - If You Wash My Chest, I'll Wash Your Titties!

456

#38 - Just @ Me! -The Monday Minisode

457

#77 - For Me, It's When Andy Said The Condom Burst!!

458

#37 - The Heartbreak Hotel - The Monday Minisode

459

#76 - Lions Eat Alone.

460

#36 - Do You Believe In Ghosts? - The Monday Minisode

461

#75 No Plan, Just Vibes

462

#35 We Are Free, The Bars Are Open! - The Monday Minisode

463

#74 - If I Was A Girl .... And Other Short Stories!

464

#34 -Mandem, Buy Your Own PS5! - The Monday Mini Sode

465

#73 - I Just Wanna See My Kids :-(

466

#33 - Only Ni**a In 1st Class - the Monday Minisode

467

#32 Who Gave You Permission To Slide Into Our DMs? - The Monday Minisode

468

#72 - Broke People Need Love Too!

469

#71 - No Masks, No Love!

470

#31 - Wakanda Forever!! - The Monday Minisode

471

#70 How To Marinate Your Housey, The Gospel According To Calvin!!

472

#30 - I Went To Day School. I Can't Relate!! (Clap Them Cheeks Part 2) - The Monday Minisode

473

#69 Clap Those Cheeks

474

#29 Poor People Land - The Monday Minisode

475

#68 No More Excuses, Hand In Your Homework Now!

476

#28 - What Do You Call A N***a On A Bike? - The Monday Minisode

477

#67 - Yo 2020, Man Up And Just Send In The Aliens. Let's Finish This Story.

478

#27 - Black Is King, But Bey Ain't Mama Africa. - The Monday Minisode

479

#66 - So What If The Kid Ain't Mine? (The Podcast that should never have been made)

480

#26 - If Your Mom In Law Has Tattoos, She Gets The Front Seat! - The (Late) Monday Minisode

481

NOT THE MONDAY MINISODE

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#65 - Sometimes It's Not About Who Hit It First

483

#25 - Friends, how many of us have them? - The Monday Minisode

484

#64 - Sextoy Shopping

485

#24 - Say No To That Will and Jada Type Love - The Monday Minisode

486

#63 - BREAKING NEWS! Andy belongs the streets, Finally!!!

487

#23 - I Only Have One Wife! - The Monday Minisode

488

# 62 - F**k That Woman In Silence!

489

#22 Ashley Shot Her Shot! - The Monday Minisode!

490

# 61 - Dating in Nairobi and Other Short Stories!

491

#21 - F - Ck Off With Your Socks! - The Late Monday Minisode

492

#60 - Someone Save Andy, We Need An Intervention!

493

#20 - I'm Rich Bitch! - The Monday Minisode

494

# 59 - Black, Beautiful and Pissed Off!

495

#19 - Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Lala and Po - The Monday Minisode

496

#58 - Yo, 2020 IS WILD!!

497

#18 - Do White People Even Get it? - The Monday Minisode

498

#57 - Meet Me At The Altar In Your White Dress (Calvin's Room)

499

#17 Do You Want To Be That Guy? The Monday Minisode

500

#56 - 1-800-Dial-A-Dick

501

#16 - Keep White People Away From Wildlife - The Monday Minisode

502

#55 - I Prefer My Nuts Unlicked!

503

#15 - I'm Not A Snitch, Just don't let me see you doing it!

504

#54 - We Belong Together!

505

#14 - I Am Tired Of This Shit - The Monday Minisode

506

#53 Are We Still Kissing?

507

#13 - "I don't really miss you, I'm just horny"

508

#52 - Are you still waiting for us to break up?

509

#12 Fam, you can't call my Mom by her first name!

510

#51 - The Day Andy Made it Rain!

511

#11 Guess Who's Coming To Dinner? - The Monday Minisode

512

#50 - We are in ISO-LOTION!!!

513

#10 - Distant Podcasters! - The Monday Minisode

514

#49 Corona Lite, Corona Malt, Corona Stout!

515

#09 - F-*k Dem Kids! - The Monday Minisode

516

#48 - Covid 19 will make me better!

517

#08 - Stay Home, Stay Safe - Stay The F--k Away From Me - The Monday Minisode

518

#47 - It's Not Quarantine, We Just Don't like You!

519

#07 Fake G Exposed!! - The Monday Minisode

520

#46 Cheating Cured My Anxiety!!

521

#06 - We Love The Police - The Monday Minisode

522

#45 No Rubbers, but you're wearing a face mask.

523

#05 - Who Can Give Up Pum Pum For Lent? - The Monday Minisode

524

#44 - What The F - -k Is A Sister Wife???

525

#04 - We survived Syphillis, WTF is Corona? - The Monday Minisode

526

#43 - Nobody's Wife Is Safe.

527

#03 Where has all the Viagra gone? - The Monday Minisode

528

#42 - Andy has left the building and now we all need therapy :-(

529

#02 Dead Presidents - The Monday Minisode

530

#41 The Triple P Edition (Pum-Pum, Porn and Positivity!!)

531

#40 Corona Can't Stop Us!

532

#01 Smoke and Mirrors - The Monday Mini-sode

533

#39 - Don't Leave Your Mom Around Me, True Player for real ...

534

#38 - Witch Doctor Vs Which Doctor

535

#37 - Choke The Monkey Before World War 3

536

#36 Lingerie in the Living Room

537

#35 Before I Got High

538

#34 We Belong To the Streets!!

539

#33 - Your Mom's Hot!

540

#32 "I Love You, I Just Can't Say It!"

541

#31 Bitch Better Have My Money!!

542

#30 "I Wouldn't Smash Your Ex ........ But"

543

#29 "I promise!! I'm Not A Hoe!! I just have commitment issues"

544

#28 "You've Never Been Faithful, why start now?"

545

#27 "Redeem Those Pum Pum Bonus Points"

546

#26 Missionary Position Vs Backshot - A True Love Story

547

#25 "If I didn't fap I could move mountains!"

548

#24 "You can't use my toothbrush!"

549

#23 "Wait 16 months for Pum Pum? - Are you mad?"

550

#22 "The Royal Penis is Clean Your Highness"

551

#21 - "Buy Your Own Data Bitch!"

552

#20 "But Just In Case the Feds are Listening"

553

#19 - Everyone's got a f--king question

554

#18 "We Don't Harm Civilians"

555

#17 - This Podcast Is Full of Sh*t!!

556

#15 Tie me up but don't choke me!

557

#14 - "What are we?"

558

#13 - "Imagine No!"

559

#12 - "Sorry, we don't date broke guys"

560

#11 - "Sex on the 1st Date? Who does that??!!"

561

#10 - Mandem! STOP!!! Don't Buy That Girl That Drink!

562

#09 - Big Dick Energy!!

563

#08 More Rounds Than AJ!!

564

#07 - We Don't Eat White Meat!

565

#06 - These Are My Confessions!

566

#05 Weed, Sex and Freaky Andy!

567

#04 Polygamy for Dummies

568

#03 We're gonna need more rubbers!!

569

#02 Send Nudes!!!

570

#01 Tinder or STDs - You choose!!!