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The Mics Are Open — 575 episodes

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#358 - It's Yemi Alade!

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357 - My Lucky Summer!

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#356 - Malindi Needed Summertides!!

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The Mics Are Open - Episode 355

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#354 - The Mics Are Open - 3 The HARD Way!!!

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#353 - Hatewatching South Africa While Watching the Polygamist is Wild

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#352 - If Men Could Have Babies Women Would Leave Us!

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#351 - We Are The Champions!! - The Arsenal Edition

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#350- It's Drake Day

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#349 - What Do You Mean I'm Not On Your Green Circle?

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Episode 4 - Thinking About How Mom Loved - The Correction

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Episode 03 — Ms Rose Showed Love

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#348 - 7 Years Deep! The Mics Are Still Open

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Episode 02 — Someone Asked Me What I Do For Fun

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#347 - Choking The Monkey in Space!" - The Mics Are Open

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Episode 01 — I Don't Have Friends. I Have Collaborators

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#346 - We Love Kanye!!!! - The Mics Are Open

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#345 - Finally!! I'm Getting Married!!

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#344 -Older Mandem Are Taking Your Women!!

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#343 - No More AFCON, Let's have BLACKAFCON

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#342 - Kumi Bila Brake!!

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#341 - Get On Your Knee!!

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#340 - I Dont Eat *ss, But I kill some glutes!

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#339 Meatfest in The Bush!!!

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#338 “Something for Da Boys!”

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#337 - Andy the Cross Dresser!!

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#336 - Back In Business!! (The Mics Are Bloodcl**t Open!)

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#335 - Bring The Blankets, We Will bring The Vibes!!

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#334 - The Return!

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#333 - Scratch To Reveal

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#332 - Podcasters Need To Be Beaten!!

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#331 - Baba, While You Were Away!!

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#330 - Skills To Handle That Hammer

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#329 - That's Blood Money!

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R.I.P Baba

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#327 - No Snakes On My Shoulders!!!

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#326 - Failure To Launch (featuring Kwambox) - The Mics Are Open

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#325 - Big C in the Big City!

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#324 - Black Super Heroes - Assemble!!

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#323 - You Ain't From The Hood!!

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#322 - You're My Bro, Don't Text Me Goodnight!!

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#321 - Your Body Count Doesn't Define You, Your Blocked List Does!!

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#320 - "I Don't Want To Pay Rent" - The Mics Are Open

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#319 " Nairobi Sucks, The Village is Where it's at!" featuring Boutross

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#318 - Do Vegans Swallow? - The Mics Are Open

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#317 - Siku njema huonekana chini ya dera!!

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#316 - Ni Hao Fans!! (Chinese Only Fans!)

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#315 - Lamine Yamal and other SHORT stories

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#314 - The "Not Suitable For Work" Edition - (Reel Reviews)

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#313 - My Barber Shouldn't Touch Me Like That!!

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#312 - The People Shall ..... Win

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#311 - You Can't Kill Us All (#EndPoliceBrutality)

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#310 - Enough is Enough - The Mics Are Open

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#309 - Bien Saved The Breakfast Club!! - The Mics Are Open

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#308 - Mama’s Boy? So what!?

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#307 - "The Zombies of Kitisuru!!! - featuring Tonio Kibz

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#306 - "Shoeless in South Nyanza!! - The Mics Are Open

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#305 - "And That's Why I Married A Kangaroo! - The Mics Are Open

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#304 - "Lakers in 5, Shannon in Deep" - The Q&A Edition

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#303 - Do You Want Head or Brains? - The Mics Are Open

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#302 - "Wanjiru!!!"

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#301 - I've Never Seen A Jehovah Witness in A G Wagon!!

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#300 - Three Hundred!!

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#299 - "Why Have You Married Someone You Don't Like?

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#298 - To Get That Girl, Just Marry Someone Else!!

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#297 - Don't Act Like A Saint, We Know You Wanna Hit It!

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#296 - "We Are Awake!! Not Woke" - The Mics Are Open

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#295 - Destiny Connector - The Mics Are Open

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#294 - Valentines isn't a feeling , It's a Weekend!!

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#293 - No Role Models - The Mics Are Open

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#292 - The Golden Age Of Scamming

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#291 - "Enter The Cockpit" - The Mics Are Open featuring DJ Shinksi

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#290 - The Mics Are Open - "I Didn't Ask For Your Opinion!!"

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#289 - Is God Fair? - The Mics Are Open

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#288 - "Wait Till Monday to Choke The Monkey" -

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#287 - Mandem, No One Loves You! Get Used To It!

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#285 - Double Cheeked Up Mike! - The Mics Are Open

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#284 "Khaligraph Jones is Home, Are You?" - The Mics Are Open

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The Wheneversode is Back!!!

80

#283 - 400 Ways To Certify Your Body Count - The Mics Are Open

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The Wheneversode is Back!!!

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#282 - "You Came All This Way To Cuddle? Go Home!!" - The Mics Are Open

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#281 - My Mom Is Not Allowed To Date!! - The Mics Are Open

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#280 - The Mics Are Open - No Comment!!

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#279 "Guess Who's Back!! featuring Ricardo !!! - The Mics Are Open

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#278 - My Beard Made Me Cheat - The Mics Are Open

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#277 - Let Me Date My Co-Worker in Peace!!

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#276 - "It's all Shxts and Giggles Till they Cancel you"

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#275 "I'll Put Those Nudes To Good Use" - The Mics Are Open

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#274 - "Eat That Kienyeji" - The Mics Are Open

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#273 - LGBTQ (Liquor, Beer, Guns, T*ts and Quickies)

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#272 - Married Men Need Freedom!! - The Mics Are Open

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#271 - “Men Never Play Hard To Get!” - The Mics Are Open

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#270 "Rich Men Won't Love You Like I do!"

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#269- "Track The Cycle!!" - The Mics Are Open

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#268 - "Don't Piss Me Off" - The Mics Are Open

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#267 - The Mics Are Open - "Legend Z"

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#266 - Call Me Ka-Daddy!! - The Mics Are Open

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#265 - The Kids Are In Charge - The Mics Are Open Podcast

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#264 - #GMONEYMUSTGO - The Mics Are Open

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REJECT!!

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#262 - "I Tasted Your Sister's Cakes....." The Mics Are Open

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#261 - Rub It And Release The Genie!! - The Mics Are Open

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#260 - "10 Reasons Why Air Fryers are Better Than Women! - The Mics Are Open

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"Spooning in The Air!" - The Wheneversode

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#259 "You're Too Poor For Me Diss!" - featuring Saddam and Boutross! - The Mics Are Open

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"Netflix and Cheat!!" - The Wheneversode

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#258 - And that's Why I'm Kicking My Mom Out!" - The Mics Are Open

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"This Podcast Will Make Me Single" - The Wheneversode

110

#257 - Somali Madonna! - The Mics Are Open

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#256 - Brothels And Intentions !!! - The Mics Are Open

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"Employers should be giving us their CV!! - The Wheneversode

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#255 - We Are All Red Flags! - The Mics Are Open

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#207 - There's Nothing Cool About Struggle!! - The Wheneversode

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#254 - J. Cole Is Moist - The Mics Are Open

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#253 - "My Bedroom Is Private Property" - The Mics Are Open

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#206 - Your Trauma Is Here Forever

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#252 - It's Only Cheating If You Get Caught!! - feat Paps (Sandwich Podcast)

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#205 - Gimme My Money Back!! - The Wheneversode

120

#251 - Free Kartel .... Maybe

121

#250 - We Are Gonna Live Forever!! - The Mics Are Open

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#204 - "She Can Bench More Than Me" - The Wheneversode

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#249 - Mandem, Give Women All Your Monies!! - The Mics Are Open

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#203 "Bring Back The DJ" - The Wheneversode

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#248 - "You Should Have Told Me!!" - The Mics Are Open

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#202- "Give Me My Flowers .. Or, I Will Just Take Them!! - The Wheneversode

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#247 - Elsa For The Win!! - The Mics Are Open

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#201 - Woman Boss, Man Boss, You Decide!! - The Wheneversode

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#246 - These Are My Confessions!!!! - The Mics Are Open

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#200 - Drake's Ding-a-ling

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#245 - Hustle Harder!! - The Mics Are Open

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#199 - Pause - The Wheneversode

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#244 - Osama Bin Dick - The Mics Are Open

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#243 - Dear Younger Me!! - The Mics Are Open

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#198 - Gen Z have Their Own Language!! - The Wheneversode

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#242 "Get Ready, Get Ready, Get Ready!!" - The Mics Are Open

137

#197 "If I Get Rich, There Will Be Signs!!" - The Wheneversode

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#241 - Daddy's Home - A True Story

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#240 - No More Damn Socks!!

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#195 - Don't Bring My Mom Into This! - The Wheneversode

141

#194 - Ladies, Help Us Shoot Our Shots!! - The Wheneversode

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#239 - Mali ya Kuuma

143

#238 - You're Not In My Tax Bracket!!

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#193 - Kibera for the win!!! - The Wheneversode

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#"237 - "Honestly? Nobody Is In Love!I" - The Mics Are Open

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#236 - Trapped In The Toilet" - The Mics Are Open

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#234 -Diddy Did It!

148

#192 - El Nino and Potholes!! - The Wheneversode

149

#233 - Sealed With A Loving Kiss (S.W.A.L.K)

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#191 Long Distance Lies!! - The Wheneversode⁠

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#232 - Forbidden Fruit Tastes The Sweetest

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#190 - "Snip Season" - The Wheneversode

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#231 - Send The King Home!!

154

#230 - "That's Not My Child!!"

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#189 - I Wish I Didn't Have To Wear Clothes - The Wheneversode

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#229 - Jada, Just Tell Us The Truth!!

157

#187 - 4 People In A BMW - The Wheneversode

158

#188 - Fake It Till You Make It - The Wheneversode

159

#228 - The Bed Bugs featuring Drake

160

#227 - Kienyeji Pro Max!!!

161

#186 - Politicians Can Rap! - The Wheneversode

162

#185 - AFCON 2027 is Ours!!

163

#226 - You Can't Look Like Your Problems!!

164

#225 - The Wild Wild Mess" - feat Hafare

165

#184 - Real Men Don't Fight Over Women - The Wheneversode

166

#224 - Downloadable Nuts

167

#183 - So You Want To Be An Influencer Huh? - The Wheneversode

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#223 - I'm Happy With My Inches Thank You!!

169

#182 - You Can't Be Naked At School!! - The Wheneversode

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#222 - Smash in Your Own House! - The Mics Are Open

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#181 - Just Me And My Lotion! - The Wheneversode

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#221 - Show-er or Grower

173

#180 - The Dubai Edition - The Wheneversode

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#220 - Ashy Skin Needs Love!

175

#179 - Groupies Need Love - The Wheneversode

176

#219 "Black Love and Hip Hop" - The Mics Are Open

177

#178 - If She's Never Been To Burger Hut, She Too Young Bro - The Wheneversode

178

#218 - "You Didn't Know It Was Hard To Be A Man?" -

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#177 - The President Was Right!! - The Wheneversode

180

#217 - Mandem, We Cant All Leave Kenya!! - The Mics Are Open

181

#176 - Andy, NO!!!!!!! - The Wheneversode

182

#216 - Konnichiwa!!!

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#175 - You Are Your Parents Pension!! - The Wheneversode

184

#215 - Cheat, but not with someone BIGGER than me!!

185

#174 - Does Your Sex Game Reach KEBS Standards? - The Wheneversode

186

#214 - The Mics Are Open - Your Friends Are Your Biggest Haters

187

#173 - It's The End Of Kenya As We Know It - The Wheneversode

188

#213 I Parked The Trailer Downstairs

189

#172 Damn, You're Delicious - The Wheneversode

190

#212 - It's Okay To send Your Mom For Water

191

#171 Meet Me Halfway! - The Wheneversode

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#211 - Calvin The Wood Seller!!

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#170 Photo Ops in State House - The Wheneversode

194

#210 - I Can Love You Both!!

195

#169 - And Then She Whupped My Ass!!! - The Wheneversode

196

#209 - My Phone Could Send Me To Prison!!!

197

#168 - Blame The Kardashians For Everything!! - The Wheneversode

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#208 - Let's All Be Corrupt!!

199

#167 - The Heartbreak Slaps Harder When You've Been Faithful - The Wheneversode

200

#207 - "... And that's why we only smashed once!!"

201

#166 - None of You Are Good Enough for OUR Ashley - The Wheneversode

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#206 - Look After My Kidney!!

203

#165 - Wig Smuggling Is The Next Big Thing!! - The Wheneversode

204

#205 - "A Plumber Who Lays The Pipe!" - The Mics Are Open

205

#164 - Dancehall Vs Afrobeats - The Wheneversode

206

#204 - You Claim That Man? As Who??

207

#163 - JD and Coke ... Lots of it ... - The Wheneversode

208

#203 - The First Podcast On Only Fans!!

209

#162 - I Love You Fam!!!! - The Wheneversode

210

#202 - No Sex In the Workplace!!

211

#161 - The Sex Tapes Are Open!! - The Wheneversode

212

#201 - "And ... We're Back!!

213

#160 - Where is Caitlyn's Ting-A-Ling - The Wheneversode

214

#200 - Episode 200!!

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#159 - I Have China Square FOMO!! - The Wheneversode

216

#199 - He Said "Babes, I'm On The Pill"!!

217

#158 - Let Her Teach You!! - The Wheneversode

218

#198 - My Wedding, My Rules.

219

#158 - Love Was Fine Without Social Media!

220

#197 - So What Do You Need Me For?

221

#157 - When Teachers Beat Up Parents!! - The Wheneversode

222

#196 - Your Dad's Alive? WTF? (featuring Bari from MNE)

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#156 - Baba Doesn't Love Gor Mahia!! - The Wheneversode

224

#195 - Only Fans Is The Only Way!! (featuring Kibz and Joan Melly)

225

#155 - Don't Come to Me With That Star Sign Nonsense!! - The Wheneversode

226

#194 - Kinky Kenyans (Feat Eli Mwenda)

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#154 - Every One In Nairobi Is Fake!! - The Wheneversode

228

#193 - "My House Is Haunted!!"

229

#153 - All D*cks Matter! - The Wheneversode

230

#192 - Buddy Pass & Ngwanyes!

231

#152 - The 2023 Vision Board! - The Wheneversode

232

#191 - Sometimes You Win, Sometimes You Lose! (2022 ReCap)

233

#151 - The Main Ingredient! - The Wheneversode

234

#190 - Times Are Hard, Bite This Meat!

235

#150 - It's Christmas! Be Kind!! - The Wheneversode

236

#189 - Hodari Wa Mapenzi!!

237

#149 - Lunch Is On Ashley - The Wheneversode

238

#188 - What Would Jesus Do?

239

#148 - It's Not Too Late For Radio - The Wheneversode

240

#187 - Your Honor, Let Me Speak!!

241

#147 - Our Parents Did Their Best - The Wheneversode

242

#186 - Mandem, It's Your Turn To Vent!!

243

#146 - August Came In November! - The Minisode

244

#185 - What Else Are You Hiding?

245

#145 - To Be A Good Musician, You Have to Be A Bad Christian!! The Last Late Minisode

246

#184 - He's A Provider! Not A Boyfriend!!

247

#144 - Woman, Enjoy Your Wedding And Leave Me Alone!

248

#183 - The Gospel According To The Book Of Calvin

249

#143 - Quickies Slap Different - The Wheneversode

250

#182 - WhatsApp with Kanye?

251

#142- Admit it, Your Dad Messed Up!! - The Wheneversode

252

#181 - NO!! Not On My Sofa!!!

253

#141 - You've Been Azimio-ed!! - The Wheneversode

254

#180 - Q & A (feat Sy Gray)

255

#140 - Kill The Intern!! - The Wheneversode

256

#179 - My Wife Will Beat You!!

257

#138 - Uganda Will Win The War!! - The Wheneversode

258

#178 - Kipchoge, Don't Run!!!

259

#137 - Something Must Kill A Man

260

#177 - Don't Put My President On A Bus!!

261

#136 - Let Me Cook For You! - The Wheneversode

262

#176 - My Mum Owes Me An Apology

263

#135 - We Have The Royal Tea!! - The Monday Minisode

264

#175 - Get Me A Threesome For My Birthday!

265

#134 - We Don't Want To Smash Anymore - The Wheneversode

266

#174 - Kenyans Hate Everything!!

267

#133 - Was That A School or A Night Club? - The Wheneversode

268

#173 - Narcos

269

#132 - No Pills In Ibiza - The Minisode

270

#172 - Bubble Butt 7

271

#131 - The Results Are In - The Monday Minisode

272

#171 - Unconditional Love Scares Men!!

273

#130 - How To "Soft Launch" Your Bae! - The Wheneversode

274

#170 - No Church In The Wild

275

#129 - Let's Cancel Cancel Culture - The Wheneversode

276

#169 - You Can't Forget Your Best Smash!

277

#129 - The War Plane -The Monday Minisode

278

168 - My Side Chick Left And I'm Hurting 😭

279

#128 - We All Die, So Let's All Live - The Monday Minisode

280

#167 - Nitafunga Na Wewe!! 😡

281

#164 - "C" Students Employ A Students!! #Facts!!

282

#127 - It's Cold But Don't Dive In The Deep End - The Wheneversode

283

#166 - Beware, It's A BOOBY trap!! 😉

284

#126 - Naked Ni*gas In Paris - The Wheneversode

285

#165 - Kimanzi!! Get Out Of My House!! 😡

286

#125 - Say Hello To Wifey!! - The Wheneversode

287

124 - Honestly, We Don't Mind!!! - The Wheneversode

288

#163 - Ladies, Give Us Money, We Won't Cheat !!

289

#124 - But What Did She Do To The Elephant? - The Wheneversode

290

#162 - Naeza Tolea Sauti Sol Vest!!

291

#123 - Subaru ya Mambaru - The Wheneversode

292

#161 - My Grandma's Pregnant!!

293

#122 - Let's Fake This Ending - The Wheneversode

294

#160 Money Makes Women Attractive!!

295

#121 - But Why Would Your Porn Name Be "No Socks" ??? - The Wheneversode

296

#159 - Aramis vs Vaseline!!

297

#120 - Baba, Gimme Back My song! - The Wheneversode

298

#157 - But Can You Swim Though?

299

#119 - Expressway or Enjoyment, You Can't Have Both! - The Monday Minisode

300

#157 - We Ain't Close Friends!

301

#118 - Damn Right My Parents Beat Me! - The Wheneversode

302

#156 - The Mics Are Open - I Got 5 On It (The Weekend Edition)

303

#117 - Not Another Long Weekend - The Monday Minisode

304

#116 - Elon Musk Can Sleep On Our Couch! - The Minisode

305

#155 - Your Barber Is The Problem!

306

#115 - 5 Miles From Empty! - The Minisode

307

#154 - Kuoga Na Karudi Soko!

308

#114 - Wait, Who Won The Reggae Grammy? - The Monday Minisode

309

#153 - Stay Slapped!

310

#113 - Fight Club! - The Monday Minisode

311

#152 - Rich Family, Broke You!!

312

#112 - Call Her Right Now - The Monday Minisode

313

#151 - Love Is So Simple ... When You're Broke!!

314

#111 - My Swimming Pool Is Bigger Than Yours! - The Monday Minisode

315

#150 - No Androids Here!!

316

#110 - Women Love Men who Podcast, They Just Don't Know How to Show It!! - The Wheneversode

317

#149 - Do You Really Want It?

318

#109 - The Last Ever Monday Minisode - The Monday Minisode

319

#148 - You Buy Strangers Drinks! What About Us?

320

#108 - G, Tell Us Who Snitched!! 😡 - The Monday Minisode

321

#147 - Your Bodycount Is 6? Let Me Be 7!!

322

#107 - Valentines is coming, where is your Podcast? - The Monday Minisode

323

#146 - The Price Of Trust (Tinder Swindler)

324

#106 - The Quickest Quickie - The Monday Minisode

325

#145 - She's Out Of Your League Bruh!

326

#105 - Calvin Loves Rihanna!! - The Monday Minisode

327

#144 - No Pillow Talk!!

328

#104 - Then She Dropped The F Bomb!! - The Monday Minisode

329

#143 - I Broke Up With You, Not Your Family!!

330

#103 - My Askari Broke My Heart! - The Monday Minisode

331

#142 - I've Got Hot Sauce In My Bag!!

332

#102 - They Let Calvin Loose In Lagos!! - The Monday Minisode

333

#141 - Women Should Pay For Dates!!

334

#101 - We Don't Want Your Potatoes - The Monday Minisode

335

#140 - They're In-Laws, Not Outlaws

336

#100 - 2021? The Best Year Of My Life! - The Monday Minisode

337

#139 - Women Gossip, Men Podcast!

338

#99 - These Monkeys Are Moving Mad - The Monday Minisode

339

#138 - We Can't Stop Cheating!

340

#98 The Covidsode - The Monday Minisode

341

#137 - So Without Money I'm Useless?

342

#97 - It's Not Easy Being A Simp! - The Monday Minisode

343

#136 - Dad, How Much Do You Earn?

344

#96 - The Quickie - The Monday Minisode

345

#135 - Speaking In Tongues

346

#95 - Be Easy On Me Adele!! - The Late Monday Minisode

347

#134 -For Once We've Got The Tea!!

348

#94 - Through The Wire - The Monday Minisode

349

#133 - It Is What It Is!!!

350

#93 - Soft Life Ambassadors - The Monday Minisode

351

#132 - When I Glow, I'm Gone!!!

352

#82 - No Iphones Anywhere! - The Monday Minisode

353

#131 - You Can Have My House!

354

#91 - What Time Is It Over There? - The Monday Minisode

355

#130 - When Jesus Comes Back!!

356

#90 - It's Politics Time Again, Give Me My 6K! - The Monday Minisode

357

#129 - Take Your Boxers with You!!!

358

#89 - Twitter Isn't A Real Place - The Monday Minisode

359

#128 - Back To School!!

360

#88 Only 30 Million? - The Monday Minisode

361

#127 - Mbogi Ya Madenge!!

362

#87 - Don't Ask About Our Rate Card - The Monday Minisode

363

#126 - You're Supposed To Feed Your Kids!! 😡

364

#85 - Just slide Into My DMs - The Monday Minisode

365

125 - Character Development 101

366

#85 - Whats Your Star Sign? - The Monday Minisode

367

#124 - Certified Lover Boyz!

368

#84 - 9pm In Nairobi - The Monday Minisode

369

#123 - Don't Leave Me Out Of The Wash Wash!!

370

#83 - The Roasting Of Calvin's Mom! - The Monday Minisode

371

#122 - If I Cheat, Will You Snitch?

372

#82 - Ashy Elbows - The Monday Minisode

373

#121 - Men Love Men!!

374

#81 - The Monday Blues - The Monday Minisode

375

#120 Fight Your Own Battles

376

#80 - Why Good Looking Women Marry Shrek! - The Monday Minisode

377

#119 - The Mics Are Open - The Battle For Clean Boxers!

378

#79 - You'd Fail A Doping Test Too! - The Monday Minisode

379

#118 - Tuko Ndani Bana!

380

#78 - Five Million And Forty Naughty Shorties! - The Monday Minisode

381

#117 - My First Time

382

#77 Space 2021: Just Put The Tip In! - The Monday Minisode

383

#116 - If You Like Me Shoot Your Shot

384

#76 - We Will Rig This Election If We Have To! - The Monday Minsode

385

#115 - You Bathe Twice A Week?

386

#75 - I Wanna Make Love In This Club! - The Monday Minisode

387

#114 - This Is For Omosh!

388

#74 - I Must Be In A Relationship with The KRA!! - The Monday Minisode

389

#113 - I Declare War!

390

#73 - Set A F**ing Goal! - The Monday Minisode

391

#112 - Your Dad Is Dead, Not Deadbeat!

392

#72 - Heaven Needs To Update Its Powerpoint (Yu Pum Pum Bring Life!) - The Monday Minisode

393

#111 - “I’m Not Crying, You’re Crying!”

394

#71 - Don't Swipe Right! - The Monday Minisode

395

#110 - Men And Women Cannot Be Best Friends!

396

#70 - Calvin, The Strokemaster, is missing! - The Monday Minisode

397

#109 - And Then She Went Down On Her Knees!!

398

#69 - What Shall We Name This Podcast? - The Monday Minisode

399

#108 - We Had Sex Because You Felt Sorry For Me?

400

#68 - Don't Fight For Me! - The Monday Minisode

401

#107 - Spend On Me Because I'm Your Baby!! (featuring Ashley)

402

#67 - God Created Tinder - The Monday Minisode

403

#106 - Money Can't Buy You Love

404

#66 - Banged Up Abroad! - The Monday Minisode

405

#105 - Never Trust A Man Who Can't Buy His Own Boxers

406

#65 - Sex In Space As We Get Ready For The End Of The World! - The Monday Minisode

407

#104 - We Are 2 Years Old Today, It's Our Longest Relationship - The Cash Giveaway Edition!

408

#64 - Roadblocks Are The Least Of Our Problems, We're At A Dead End! - The Monday Minisode

409

#103 - I Didn't Steal Anything, I Just Borrowed It Permanently!

410

#63 - The Gospel According To DMX - The Monday Minisode

411

#102 - Date My Mom, Just Never Call Me Son

412

#62 - They Call Me Lil Smokie - The Monday Minisode

413

#101 - A Little Bit Of Jealousy Never Ruined A Relationship!

414

#61 - Your D**k Still Works Post Vaccine!

415

#100 - Bodycount 100

416

#61 Men Cheat, It's What We do! - The Monday Minisode

417

#99 - This Is Not A Sextape, We Promise!

418

#59 - You Can't Cancel God's Property - The Monday Minisode

419

#98 - If You Smash My Ex, Do It On The Low Low!!

420

#58 - NOT Coming 2 America and other short stories! - The Monday Minisode

421

#97- You'll Never Guess Who's Getting The Vaccine First

422

#57 "Honey, I shrunk My Dick" - The Monday Minisode

423

#96 - Just Vibes And InShallah!!

424

#56 - Don't Call Me Bro - The Monday MiniSode

425

#95 My House, My Rules!

426

#55 - And Then There Were Two - The Monday MiniSode

427

#94 - Sex Lies And Covid!

428

#54 - Covid 19, Back Like It Never Left! - The Monday Minisode

429

#93 - The Day We Did The Silhouette Challenge

430

#53 - Being Body Shamed By A Dog - The Monday Minisode

431

#92 - Jesus Didn't Have Disciples, He Had Mandem!

432

#52 - When It's Time For Your Appraisal! - The Monday Minisode

433

#91 - Corruption Only Sucks When You're Left Out!

434

#51 - I Can't Talk, My Mom's Listening - The Monday Minisode

435

#90 - Not Even Viagra Can Prevent Soft Life! (feat Big Bear)

436

#50 - Yes, Kenyan Men Are Stingy, Fight Me! - The Monday Minisode

437

#89 - Mandem, Tell Me You Love Me!

438

#49 - I Only Need 5 Years As President! - The Monday Minisode

439

#88 - New Year, Same Old Us! (The Slumber Party)

440

#48 - People Just Want To Talk! - The Monday Minisode

441

#87 The Not So Secret Santa (Office Party Edition!!)

442

#47 - F**K Them Kids! - The Monday Minisode

443

#86 - And Then My Mom Found My Nudes!

444

#46 - There Is Nothing Wrong With Being A House Husband! - The Monday Minisode

445

#85 - All Day I Dream About Sex (A.D.I.D.A.S)

446

#45 - It's 2020, Share Your Passwords With Her! - The Monday (Not So) Minisode

447

#84 - When It's Time To Go, It's Time To Go!

448

#44 - Ego Death - The Monday Minisode

449

#83 - Real Men Don't Do That

450

The Mics Are Open - Safaricom @ 20 Edition - Special guest Caroline Kendi

451

#43 - At Least Two Of Us Are Legal! - The Monday Minisode

452

#82 - Fam!! I've Had To Put My DMs On Private, I'm Hot Property!!

453

#42 - Whipping The Head In The Whip! - The Monday Minisode

454

#81 - The Night G Money Slapped Big C!

455

#41 - Calvin Confesses - The Monday Minisode

456

#80 - Calvin Leaves Orange House! - Featuring Eric Njiru

457

#40 - It's Candy Andy Baby! Drop Dem Drawers! - The Monday Minisode

458

#79 - Is It Okay To Belong To The Streets? - (Feat Ashley)

459

#39 - And Now You're Positive At 3.33am - The Monday Minisode

460

#78 - If You Wash My Chest, I'll Wash Your Titties!

461

#38 - Just @ Me! -The Monday Minisode

462

#77 - For Me, It's When Andy Said The Condom Burst!!

463

#37 - The Heartbreak Hotel - The Monday Minisode

464

#76 - Lions Eat Alone.

465

#36 - Do You Believe In Ghosts? - The Monday Minisode

466

#75 No Plan, Just Vibes

467

#35 We Are Free, The Bars Are Open! - The Monday Minisode

468

#74 - If I Was A Girl .... And Other Short Stories!

469

#34 -Mandem, Buy Your Own PS5! - The Monday Mini Sode

470

#73 - I Just Wanna See My Kids :-(

471

#33 - Only Ni**a In 1st Class - the Monday Minisode

472

#32 Who Gave You Permission To Slide Into Our DMs? - The Monday Minisode

473

#72 - Broke People Need Love Too!

474

#71 - No Masks, No Love!

475

#31 - Wakanda Forever!! - The Monday Minisode

476

#70 How To Marinate Your Housey, The Gospel According To Calvin!!

477

#30 - I Went To Day School. I Can't Relate!! (Clap Them Cheeks Part 2) - The Monday Minisode

478

#69 Clap Those Cheeks

479

#29 Poor People Land - The Monday Minisode

480

#68 No More Excuses, Hand In Your Homework Now!

481

#28 - What Do You Call A N***a On A Bike? - The Monday Minisode

482

#67 - Yo 2020, Man Up And Just Send In The Aliens. Let's Finish This Story.

483

#27 - Black Is King, But Bey Ain't Mama Africa. - The Monday Minisode

484

#66 - So What If The Kid Ain't Mine? (The Podcast that should never have been made)

485

#26 - If Your Mom In Law Has Tattoos, She Gets The Front Seat! - The (Late) Monday Minisode

486

NOT THE MONDAY MINISODE

487

#65 - Sometimes It's Not About Who Hit It First

488

#25 - Friends, how many of us have them? - The Monday Minisode

489

#64 - Sextoy Shopping

490

#24 - Say No To That Will and Jada Type Love - The Monday Minisode

491

#63 - BREAKING NEWS! Andy belongs the streets, Finally!!!

492

#23 - I Only Have One Wife! - The Monday Minisode

493

# 62 - F**k That Woman In Silence!

494

#22 Ashley Shot Her Shot! - The Monday Minisode!

495

# 61 - Dating in Nairobi and Other Short Stories!

496

#21 - F - Ck Off With Your Socks! - The Late Monday Minisode

497

#60 - Someone Save Andy, We Need An Intervention!

498

#20 - I'm Rich Bitch! - The Monday Minisode

499

# 59 - Black, Beautiful and Pissed Off!

500

#19 - Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Lala and Po - The Monday Minisode

501

#58 - Yo, 2020 IS WILD!!

502

#18 - Do White People Even Get it? - The Monday Minisode

503

#57 - Meet Me At The Altar In Your White Dress (Calvin's Room)

504

#17 Do You Want To Be That Guy? The Monday Minisode

505

#56 - 1-800-Dial-A-Dick

506

#16 - Keep White People Away From Wildlife - The Monday Minisode

507

#55 - I Prefer My Nuts Unlicked!

508

#15 - I'm Not A Snitch, Just don't let me see you doing it!

509

#54 - We Belong Together!

510

#14 - I Am Tired Of This Shit - The Monday Minisode

511

#53 Are We Still Kissing?

512

#13 - "I don't really miss you, I'm just horny"

513

#52 - Are you still waiting for us to break up?

514

#12 Fam, you can't call my Mom by her first name!

515

#51 - The Day Andy Made it Rain!

516

#11 Guess Who's Coming To Dinner? - The Monday Minisode

517

#50 - We are in ISO-LOTION!!!

518

#10 - Distant Podcasters! - The Monday Minisode

519

#49 Corona Lite, Corona Malt, Corona Stout!

520

#09 - F-*k Dem Kids! - The Monday Minisode

521

#48 - Covid 19 will make me better!

522

#08 - Stay Home, Stay Safe - Stay The F--k Away From Me - The Monday Minisode

523

#47 - It's Not Quarantine, We Just Don't like You!

524

#07 Fake G Exposed!! - The Monday Minisode

525

#46 Cheating Cured My Anxiety!!

526

#06 - We Love The Police - The Monday Minisode

527

#45 No Rubbers, but you're wearing a face mask.

528

#05 - Who Can Give Up Pum Pum For Lent? - The Monday Minisode

529

#44 - What The F - -k Is A Sister Wife???

530

#04 - We survived Syphillis, WTF is Corona? - The Monday Minisode

531

#43 - Nobody's Wife Is Safe.

532

#03 Where has all the Viagra gone? - The Monday Minisode

533

#42 - Andy has left the building and now we all need therapy :-(

534

#02 Dead Presidents - The Monday Minisode

535

#41 The Triple P Edition (Pum-Pum, Porn and Positivity!!)

536

#40 Corona Can't Stop Us!

537

#01 Smoke and Mirrors - The Monday Mini-sode

538

#39 - Don't Leave Your Mom Around Me, True Player for real ...

539

#38 - Witch Doctor Vs Which Doctor

540

#37 - Choke The Monkey Before World War 3

541

#36 Lingerie in the Living Room

542

#35 Before I Got High

543

#34 We Belong To the Streets!!

544

#33 - Your Mom's Hot!

545

#32 "I Love You, I Just Can't Say It!"

546

#31 Bitch Better Have My Money!!

547

#30 "I Wouldn't Smash Your Ex ........ But"

548

#29 "I promise!! I'm Not A Hoe!! I just have commitment issues"

549

#28 "You've Never Been Faithful, why start now?"

550

#27 "Redeem Those Pum Pum Bonus Points"

551

#26 Missionary Position Vs Backshot - A True Love Story

552

#25 "If I didn't fap I could move mountains!"

553

#24 "You can't use my toothbrush!"

554

#23 "Wait 16 months for Pum Pum? - Are you mad?"

555

#22 "The Royal Penis is Clean Your Highness"

556

#21 - "Buy Your Own Data Bitch!"

557

#20 "But Just In Case the Feds are Listening"

558

#19 - Everyone's got a f--king question

559

#18 "We Don't Harm Civilians"

560

#17 - This Podcast Is Full of Sh*t!!

561

#15 Tie me up but don't choke me!

562

#14 - "What are we?"

563

#13 - "Imagine No!"

564

#12 - "Sorry, we don't date broke guys"

565

#11 - "Sex on the 1st Date? Who does that??!!"

566

#10 - Mandem! STOP!!! Don't Buy That Girl That Drink!

567

#09 - Big Dick Energy!!

568

#08 More Rounds Than AJ!!

569

#07 - We Don't Eat White Meat!

570

#06 - These Are My Confessions!

571

#05 Weed, Sex and Freaky Andy!

572

#04 Polygamy for Dummies

573

#03 We're gonna need more rubbers!!

574

#02 Send Nudes!!!

575

#01 Tinder or STDs - You choose!!!