All Episodes

The Historian: Chapters 49-64 | Nothing Says, 'Marry Me,' Like Head Hunting

The Historian: Chapters 37-48 | This Is Why We Don't Date Vampire Hunters

The Historian: Chapters 25-36 | Helen's Relation to Dracula Explained

The Historian: Chapters 13-24 | Paul and Helen's Meet-Cute Was Weirdly Murdery

The Historian: Chapters 1-12 | Dracula's Deadly Deadline

Off the Shelf | Book Trope Tier List: We Said What We Said

If We Were Villains: Act V | What Fresh Shakespearean Hell Is This?

If We Were Villains: Act IV | Sir, That's Not Very Platonic Of You

If We Were Villains: Act III | Everyone Is Crashing Out

If We Were Villains: Act II | Well...Richard Had It Coming

If We Were Villains: Act I | Just Some Theater Kid Vibes 💀

Off the Shelf | From ACOTAR To Twilight: What Makes an FMC Worth Reading?

Blood Over Bright Haven: Chapters 18-23 | Death Sentence, You Say? Cute.

Blood Over Bright Haven: Chapters 13-17 | From Breakdown to Burn-It-All-Down Energy

Blood Over Bright Haven: Chapters 6-12 | Sciona, Babe...Are You the Bad Guy?

Blood Over Bright Haven: Chapters 1-5 | You Can't Magic Your Way Out Of Misogyny

Season 5 Trailer | Three Books, Zero Stability: It's the Institutional Collapse Starter Pack

Off the Shelf | Sarah J. Maas said WHAT?!?!?

Mate: Chapters 31-Epilogue | Koen and Serena Get Hot and Knotty

Mate: Chapters 21-30 | Serena Attends a Family Reunion

Mate: Chapters 11-20 | Serena Gets Cult-ure Shock & Koen Shatters

Mate: Prologue-Chapter 10 | Banter So Good We Forgot She Might Be Dying

Bride: Chapters 25-Epilogue | Lies, Betrayal, and the Audacity of Lowe Moreland

Bride: Chapters 16-24 | Lowe Gets Knotty

Bride: Chapters 7-15 | Breaking, Entering, and Marking

Bride: Prologue-Chapter 6 | Misery, Marriage, and Missing Sisters

Season 4 Trailer | In Sickness and In Bite: Entering Our Bridal Era

2025 Podcast Highlights: Revisiting Zodiac Academy, Gaslighting Allegations, & the Drunken Twilight Episode That Wasn't Meant To Be

Breaking Dawn: Chapters 34-39 | The Battle That Could've Been An Email

Breaking Dawn: Chapters 26-33 | The Cullens' Worst Holiday Plans Ever

Breaking Dawn: Chapters 19-25 | Bella Wakes Up an Immortal Mother

Breaking Dawn: Chapters 8-18 | Jacob Black and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad...Happy Ending

Breaking Dawn: Chapters 1-7 | Why You Shouldn't Lend Your Bed To a Vampire

Eclipse: Chapters 22-Epilogue | Tent Scene Temp Check — It's Giving Frostbite and Feels

Eclipse: Chapters 17-21 | Bella Soaks in Her Guilt

Eclipse: Chapters 12-16 | Jacob Shoots His Shot, Bella Punches Back

Eclipse: Chapters 6-11 | Bella Swan, Wanted for Escaping Vampire Jail

Eclipse: Chapters 1-5 | Edward Loses His Chill

New Moon: Chapters 21-Epilogue | Volturi Rizz Falls Flat

New Moon: Chapters 15-20 | The Hole Only Edward Could Fill

New Moon: Chapters 10-14 | Jacob's Flu Turns Furry

New Moon: Chapters 5-9 | Bella's Hot Mess Era — Motorcycles, Mixed Signals, and Movie Madness

New Moon: Chapters 1-4 | Happy Birthday, Bella! Let's Break Up.

Twilight: Chapters 18-Epilogue | Ballet Studio Smackdown

Twilight: Chapters 13-17 | Red Flags? More Like a Whole Sparkling Banner

Twilight: Chapters 7-12 | 20 Questions and a Terrible Dinner Date

Twilight: Chapters 1-6 | Edward Cullen — Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss

🍎 Season 3 Trailer | Sparkles, Stalking, and Supernatural Teen Angst: Twilight Deep Dives Begin 🍎

Onyx Storm: Chapters 55-66 | Mystery Brothers and Missing Eggs

Onyx Storm: Chapters 44-54 | Mira Drops a Prophecy Bombshell???

Onyx Storm: Chapters 38-43 | Went to Zehyllna and All I Got Was a Bucket...and Some Other Gifts

Onyx Storm: Chapters 34-37 | Isle of Hedotis - A Poisonous Family Connection

Onyx Storm: Chapters 28-33 | Violet's Divine Past and Unnbriel's Fight Club

Onyx Storm: Chapters 23-27 | Congrats, Halden. You Made Everything Worse.

Onyx Storm: Chapters 13 - 22 | Quest Squad Goals - Don’t Die… Oops

Onyx Storm: Prologue - Chapter 12 | New Villain Alert — Violet Faces Theophanie

Iron Flame: Chapters 51-66 | Dead Dragons and Falling Wards

Iron Flame: Chapters 37-50 | The Sorrengails Go To Cordyn

Iron Flame: Chapters 17-36 | The Heist. The Torture. The Revolution.

Iron Flame: Chapters 1-16 | Violet's Broken Trust and Varrish's Rise

Fourth Wing: Chapters 31-39 | Loyalty, Lies, and Liam's Last Moments at Resson

Fourth Wing: Chapters 22-30 | Steamy Sparring Matches and Unknown Signets

Fourth Wing: Chapters 8-21 | Tairn Has Entered The Chat

Fourth Wing: Chapters 1-7 | Meeting Violet Sorrengail & Entering Basgiath War College

Season 2 Trailer | Exploring the Empyrean Series!

Zodiac Academy: Restless Stars Part 5

Zodiac Academy: Restless Stars Part 4

Zodiac Academy: Restless Stars Part 3

Zodiac Academy: Restless Stars Part 2

Zodiac Academy: Restless Stars Part 1

Zodiac Academy: Sorrow and Starlight Part 5

Zodiac Academy: Sorrow and Starlight Part 4

Zodiac Academy: Sorrow and Starlight Part 3

Zodiac Academy: Sorrow and Starlight Part 2

Zodiac Academy: Sorrow and Starlight Part 1

Zodiac Academy: Heartless Sky Part 6

Zodiac Academy: Heartless Sky Part 5

Zodiac Academy: Heartless Sky Part 4

Zodiac Academy: Heartless Sky Part 3

Zodiac Academy: Heartless Sky Part 2

Empyrean Series Teaser: Violet's Signet

Zodiac Academy: Heartless Sky Part 1

Zodiac Academy: Fated Throne Part 5

Zodiac Academy: Fated Throne Part 4

Zodiac Academy: Fated Throne Part 3

Zodiac Academy: Fated Throne Part 2

Zodiac Academy: Fated Throne Part 1

Zodiac Academy: Cursed Fates Part 5

Zodiac Academy: Cursed Fates Part 4

Zodiac Academy: Cursed Fates Part 3

Zodiac Academy: Cursed Fates Part 2

Zodiac Academy: Cursed Fates Part 1

Zodiac Academy: Shadow Princess Part 3

Zodiac Academy: Shadow Princess Part 2

Zodiac Academy: Shadow Princess Part 1

Zodiac Academy: The Reckoning Part 3

Zodiac Academy: The Reckoning Part 2

Zodiac Academy: The Reckoning Part 1

Zodiac Academy: Ruthless Fae Part 3

Zodiac Academy: Ruthless Fae Part 2

Zodiac Academy: Ruthless Fae Part 1

Bonus Episode 1: Horoscopes

Zodiac Academy: The Awakening Part 2

Zodiac Academy: The Awakening Part 1

Season 1 Trailer - Meet the Crew