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The Morning Rumble — 208 episodes
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Not Enough Bikini Shots
ON-AIR 🟢 - Mel's Back, Laurie Daley's In Studio and Some Huge Announcements!!
ON-AIR 🟢 - Sams Cow on The Phone
ON-AIR 🟢 - Grave-defying Grandads, Ruptured Testes and a Fish Finger World Record
ON-AIR 🟢 - Far Canal
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Whackin' Off On A Post-Card
ON-AIR 🟢 - Bryce Brought Bird-Flu To NZ
SPECIAL GUEST - Ryan Fox 🏌️♂️🏆
ON-AIR 🟢 - Back From The Dead with "Injuries, Replays and Eating Ass"
SPECIAL GUEST - Slash 🎸🎩
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Mitch: "Stop Flirting With Me Mel"
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Diving For A Sea Snake
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Metal = Loyal, Jazz = Cheaters
BEST BITS 🔥- The Year So Far: Part 2
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - We Don't All Tweak Peen And Tell
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - You Live In Her Natures Pocket
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Sweet Man, Salty Bitch and Mitch the Former Horror Actor
BEST BITS 🔥 - The Year So Far
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Moo-kake
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Mel's Horny For Aliens
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Turtle Neck To Crocodile Plunge
ON-AIR 🟢 - Pitching Our Public Holiday To The PM!!
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - 0.97 Centimetres
ON-AIR 🟢 - Mel's Dating Dungeon, Neil The Seal and Mangina
ON-AIR 🟢 - Vampire Penis Facial
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Rog Exploding All Over Himself
ON-AIR 🟢 - Summer Balls, Pool Poopers and MOZZARELLA!!
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Hobo or Beau's Hoe
ON-AIR 🟢 - Our Best Idea... EVER!!
ON-AIR 🟢 - Move Bitch, Get Out The Way!
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - We've Found Mel's Perfect Man
ON-AIR 🟢 - Mel In The Shower, Hips In The Freezer and The Mitch Doctor
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Inflating Foreys In The Shower
ON-AIR 🟢 - That Horrid Hoof Gave Me Athletes Eye
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - There's Only Room For One Dog In This Building
ON-AIR 🟢 - Areola On My Chips
ON-AIR 🟢 - Heavy Hitting Hurricanes Hype
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Speedway Dick
ON-AIR 🟢 - Rog The Warty Goblin
ON-AIR 🟢 - Mount Gushmore
SPECIAL GUEST - Jon Toogood 🎸📖
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Ghost Wipe or Brown Crayon
ON-AIR 🟢 - Celebrating Rog's 34th Year at The Rock... A Day Late
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Rog Running Over Chippy On A Rip-Stick
SPECIAL GUEST - House of the Dragon Actor Steve Toussaint 🐉🔥
ON-AIR 🟢 - Bryce Has Wankers Elbow
CODE 🏉 - Colesy, Culley, Beaver, Simon Parker, Brad Weber, Shieldsy, Guzzler and Cam Roigard
ON-AIR 🟢 - Mel: "I Work With Three Massive Cocks"
ON-AIR 🟢 - Mystery Creech
SPECIAL GUEST - Jamie Wall From The DSPN Rugby 🏉🎤
ON-AIR 🟢 - Accidentally Drinking Fluffy Bastard
ON-AIR 🟢 - The Ick List: Ankle Socks, Doggy Paddling and Energy Drinks
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Squirt Alarm
ON-AIR 🟢 - We'll Come Back
SPECIAL GUEST - Former All Blacks Manager Darren Shand 🏉
ON-AIR 🟢- We Won A Radio Award!!
MEDICAL MONDAYS - Doctor John 🏥👨⚕️
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - "F**k You Gregory!"
ON-AIR 🟢 - The Official Morning Rumble Jingle Is Here!!
ON-AIR 🟢 - "Do You Not Wanna Hear My Stanky Fish Smell"
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Pulling Off Rove McManus
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Glad He Ate Her
ON-AIR 🟢 - Coochee Cooling
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - "It Doesn't End Well For Most Guys That Own Islands"
ON-AIR 🟢 - Maximus Erectus
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Big-Dog Butchering Borat
ON-AIR 🟢 - OnlyGrans: Grans With Cans
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Up The Purples!!
ON-AIR 🟢 - Three Eyed Virgin
ON-AIR 🟢 - Culinary Court: The Tuna Toastie Trial
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Quick Catchup Before Topp Twins Tribute
ON-AIR 🟢 - "He's Our Little Vibrator"
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Mel's Crazy Raisins and The Invisible Rog
Best Bits of the Week 🔥- 22nd May
ON-AIR 🟢 - Willy Workouts, Wedding Burnouts and Bryce Not Knowing The 90s
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Once In A Poo Moon
ON-AIR 🟢 - Designer Vagina
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - "Like A Packet Of Go-Ghurt"
ON-AIR 🟢 - Bryces Noodle Legs
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - By Smelling Her Pits?
SPECIAL GUEST - Tony Johnson 🎤🏉
ON-AIR 🟢 - Shelving Coffee, Getting Lost In The Bush and "Using Me Melons"
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - "I'm Never Gonna Watch A Rugby Game With Mitch Again"
ON-AIR 🟢 - "First We Had Uranus Now We Have UrTits"
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Thick and Stumpy
ON-AIR 🟢 - Sir Graham Henry, Balkan Bear, The Blues and A Very Late Mitch
Best Bits of the Week 🔥 - 15th May
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - "Step Brothers Is Overrated"
ON-AIR 🟢 - "I Was Not Masturbating Near A Dead Kangaroo"
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Goodbye Creampie
ON-AIR 🟢 - Flesh Gordon
ON-AIR 🟢 - Rog The Box Wanker and Bryce The Hairless Pussy
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Moving Muff
ON-AIR 🟢 - "Ten-Pin-Yaki"
MEDICAL MONDAYS - Doctor John 👨⚕️🏥
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Sulk Hogan
Best Bits of the Week 🔥- 8th May
ON-AIR 🟢 - Garage Wanker!
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Nana Was On Her Knees
SPECIAL GUEST - Stephen K. Amos 🎤😂
ON-AIR 🟢 - The Secret Passageway To The Batcave
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Chewwie's Red Lipstick
ON-AIR 🟢 - Rog Has Elton John Between His Legs
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - "My Ears Are Bleeding Listening To You Two"
ON-AIR 🟢 - Mel's Sologamy and Rog's Flog-A-Me
Rog Stuff-Ups 😂 (Jan - May 2026)
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Rolled, Bowled and Arseholed
ON-AIR 🟢 - Did Rog Say "Chewbacca F**ked Her"???
SPECIAL GUEST - Pax Assadi 🎤😂
ON-AIR 🟢 - "Put Pussy Mitch In A Crusaders Jersey For The Running of the Bulls"
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - "They Did It Dumbly"
SPECIAL GUESTS - The Cast of Sgt. Haane 🎥
ON-AIR 🟢 - Release The Rog Files!!!
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Creech's UFC Is Picking Up Wind
ON-AIR 🟢 - Seagull Idol, Eating Couches and Bryce Pulling a Sicky
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Rog, Mulls, Creech and The Red Head Kid
ON-AIR 🟢 - Pigging, Pegging and Peeing On The First Date
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - A Potty-Mouthed-6-Year-Old Guest
ON-AIR 🟢 - His Ass Has Many Flavours
Best Bits of the Week 🔥- 24th April
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - "We Don't Have A Safe Word"
ON-AIR 🟢 - Mullsy's Nautical Themed Pashmina Kaftan
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - World Champion Lani Daniels
ON-AIR 🟢 - Mitch Eating Horse, Rog Doing Starship and Mel Biting Who?
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Dinner Thieving Rog and the Return of the VR Headset
ON-AIR 🟢 - Cock-A-Doodle-Doo
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - 💦 In My Pocket
ON-AIR 🟢 - Bryce the Work Wanker
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Mulls Is A Podcast Pussy
Best Bits Of The Week 🔥 - 17th April
SPECIAL GUEST - Chris Cheney 🎸🎤
ON-AIR 🟢 - Creech's Haggis Came Through His Kilt
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Braveheart in a Borat Accent
ON-AIR 🟢 - Bryce is Leaving, Rog is Stabbing and the Producers are Mass-Debating
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Bryce Looked Like Milli Vanilli
ON-AIR 🟢 - "Another Win For The Woke Brigade"
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Emergency Rumble Podcast!! 🐎🐎
ON-AIR 🟢 - Putting The Fun In Funeral
ON-AIR 🟢 - "You Two Would Double Deuce"
ON-AIR 🟢 - Ringworm And Making The Bald Man Cry
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Jakob Nowell
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Car Jack On, Car Jack Off
ON-AIR 🟢 - Bryce the Speckled Gimp and Mulls the Wasp Wimp
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Carlos Ulberg
ON-AIR 🟢 - Ryan Fox the Legend and Rog the Has-Been
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Hawkes Spray
ON-AIR 🟢 - She Bit My Nipple
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - His Fam Is Nuts & His Neighbour Is An Arsehole
ON-AIR 🟢 - Near Death Experience Whilst Tugging The Tiger
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Brando "The Balkan Bear" Pericic
ON-AIR 🟢 - Mel: "I've Put Far Worse In My Mouth Before"
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Beef Tartar Is A Hangover Cure
ON-AIR 🟢 - And We Bonked
SPECIAL GUESTS - Rhys Darby and Oscar Kightley 😂🍿
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Rog Singing Huey Lewis
ON-AIR 🟢 - Cocaine Shark, Ketamine Croc or Boozed-Up Bear?
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Whimpering and Wailing in Bed
ON-AIR 🟢 - The Inches We Need Are Everywhere Around Us
Best Bits Of The Week 🔥 - March 27th
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - "The Early Sperm Gets The Egg"
ON-AIR 🟢 - Tugboat Titties
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Wearing Rubba Whilst Solo HubbaHubba
ON-AIR 🟢 - Gassy Groupchat
SPECIAL GUEST - All Blacks Forward Coach: Jason Ryan 🏉
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Shoot, Shag, Marry: Feijoa, Passionfruit, Apple
ON-AIR 🟢 - We Need To Ban Feijoas, Hot Cross Buns and ROG
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - That's Woke Food
ON-AIR 🟢 - Bryce Might Be Single After This
ON-AIR 🟢 - "Is It Rog Being Pegged?"
Best Bits of the Week 🔥- March 20th
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - "Flap On My Arse Cheeks"
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - "Your Sphincter's Clinging On For Dear Life"
ON-AIR 🟢 - Tunnel Weasel, Meat Thermometer and Thirst Tickler
SPECIAL GUEST - Dan Hooker 👊
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Fat Titties
ON-AIR 🟢 - Waterblast Wednesday, Riverjizz and "Crack a Phat"
SPECIAL GUEST - Neil Finn 🎤🎸
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Rog Is 66% Irish And 34% Potato
ON-AIR 🟢 - Urzila Carlson in Studio, Creech in Irish Bar, Eel in Butt
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Cum and Bass
ON-AIR 🟢 - Rog Hates Horses, Mel Got Attacked By Geese and Creech Ate Worms
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Did You Finish
ON-AIR 🟢 - "Radio DJs Are Tougher Than Farmers"
BEST BITS OF THE WEEK 🔥- March 13th
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Creech's Critter Companion
ON-AIR 🟢 - A Radio First: Liam Neeson AND Messam
SPECIAL GUEST - Liam Neeson 🎥🍿
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Acid and a Bordeaux Red
ON-AIR 🟢 - Sledgehammer In The Gooch
ON-AIR 🟢 - This Could Be Bryce's Last Show
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - "It's Gonna Come Out Like A Beef Tongue"
ON-AIR 🟢 - Great News: We Can Add An Inch!!
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Scabies, Scurvy and Stiffies
SPECIAL GUEST - Israel Adesanya 🥷👊
ON-AIR 🟢 - Boil In A Bag & Gilly & Kurt & Finn
ON-AIR 🟢 - The Opposite Of Love Island
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Nic Gill - All Blacks To The Ravens
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Who's Punching Rog For 10M?
ON-AIR 🟢 - Spute Dates, Workplace Breakups and a Pooey Back
ON-AIR 🟢 - Mel Leaving The Studio And Mulls' Wife Leaving Him?
SPECIAL GUEST - Liam Lawson Uncut 🏎️🏁
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Hangover Yucky, But Will Mulls Get Lucky
ON-AIR 🟢 - Crusaders = Up, Creech = Down, Bryce's Son's Teeth = Gone
ON-AIR 🟢 - Getting The Go Ahead From Zuckerberg
BEST BITS OF THE WEEK 🔥 - 27th Feb 2026
OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Expecto Patro-CUM
ON-AIR 🟢- Creech's Big Dance
GUEST - Kelly Slater 🏄♂️