All Episodes
The Mortified Podcast — 274 episodes
Encore: Boy Bands (feat. Joey McIntyre of NKOTB)
269: Most Mortified Champions!
268: Most Mortified Finale pt 2
267: Most Mortified Finale pt 1
266: The Fascinating Girl
265: Most Mortified Semifinals - Chicago vs Portland
264: Why My Name is Robert
263: Most Mortified Semifinals: Denver vs DC/Baltimore
262: Crossover episode: Rock That Doesn't Roll
261: Most Mortified: NY vs BOS vs CHI
260: My Eminem Dreams
259: Most Mortified: Los Angeles vs. DC/Baltimore
258: Jodie Sweetin's Teenage Diary
257: The Doogie or The Vinnie
256: Most Mortified - Denver vs. SF/Oakland
255: "We Made Out, etc."
254: Most Mortified - ATX vs. PDX
253: The Origin Story
252 Plenty of Fish
Robot Diaries + Announcement
251: Secret Lives of the Well Behaved
250: For Bonnie, Carolyn and Rachel
249: This Isn't Going to Last
248: Colin Quinn + Tyra Banks
247: Tale of Two Hippies
246: I Was An Artsy Kid (w/ Gillian Jacobs & Rider Strong)
245: Truth, Dare and Cher
244: Jessica's Diary
243: I Want You Back
242: I Had A Mean Streak
241: Homesick in India
240: I Want Some Action
239: I Love Musicals
238: My Inner Wednesday Addams
237: Brownies & Ben Affleck
236: Harvard Material
235: Sweet Valley High + Animorphs
234: Model UN + Czech Mates
233: Mom Gets It On
232: Writing to God
Bonus Episode: Making Trouble
231: Songs in the Key of Tom
230: Jonas Brothers, Hanson & Dream Street
229: A Message to My Future Self
228: Friends or Rivals?
227: My Sexually Frustrated Fiction (w/ Martin Starr & more)
226: I'm In Love With My Straight Friend
225: Why Am I So Pissed Off?
224: Hadley's Playground
223: The Science Of Love
222: My Pop Culture Obsession (Jenna Fischer, Katie Holmes, Zach De La Rocha)
221: Two Mighty Misfits
220: It Happened in Hebrew School
219: I Want To Be More Than Friends
218: Foodies
217: Totally Out of My League
216: Joyride
215: You Need to Convert
214: Wrong Distance Relationships
213: I Need a Vacation
212: If You Love Me, Prove It
211: I'm Deeper Than You
210: I Wanted to be a Hip Hop Legend
209: Un-True Crime feat. Danny Pudi
208: Let's Party! feat. Ophira Eisenberg
207: I Can't Resist Bad Boys
206: Hometown Heroes
205: Mortified Meditation
204: I'm So Over You
203: Screw Your Traditions
202: Troublemakers
201: Rachel's Diary
200: What Have We Learned from 200 Episodes?
199: I Can't Believe I Did That
198: I'm Obsessed w My BFF (w PEN15's Anna Konkle and Maya Erskine)
197: Adventures in Homeschooling
196: How TV Saved My Life
195: I Need a Pen Pal
194: Totally Clueless Makeovers
193: Dude Poets Society
192: What I Learned From My Parents
191: Most Likely to Save Us from a Global Crisis
190: I Need A Pep Talk
189: Get Me Outta Here!
188: Kid Reporters
187 Surprise Episode: Live in Oakland
186: Smells Like Team Spirit
185: Horse Girls
184 Long Haul: The Moment My Life Changed Forever
183: Teen Angst in a Trailer Park
182: I Grew Up Persian American
181: Cats, Star Wars and other things that ruined your holiday
180: Kiss Me, Dammit
A Holiday Gift from Team Mortified (Feat. Helen Zaltzman)
179: Dungeons, Dragons and Totally Awkward Diaries
178: I'm an Old Soul Trapped Inside a Kid's Body
177: My Family Drives Me Nuts
176: Mortified’s Battle of the Teenage Rock Gods
175: I Don't Get How Sex Works
174: Teen Angst in the Twin Cities
173: I Still Have An Imaginary Friend
172: When Jocks Were My Jam
171: Band Geeks Rule!
170: My Mom Wants My Teacher!?
169: 1960's Sweethearts
168: Roughing It
167: Stoners
166: My Diary is a Jane Austen Novel
165: The Deathisode pt2: I'm Not Going to Die a Virgin!
164: Moms Never Win
163: The Deathisode pt1: Interrupting Cow
162: Love Hurts: Grade School Edition
161: 22 Ways My Diary Reads Like a Cosmo
160: Age/Sex/Location pt 2
159: Age/Sex/Location pt 1
158: My Mormon Valentine
157: Brotherly Love
156: Magical Thinking
155: The Naughty List
154: Soap Operas Are My Life pt2
Bonus Episode featuring The Radiotopia Family
153: Soap Operas Are My Life pt1
152: Friends For Life (feat. Ezra Miller)
151: Confessions of a Catholic School Girl
150: Stick it to the Man
149: Puberty Transformed Me Into A Monster (feat. Big Mouth's Andrew Goldberg)
148: I Love Lord of the Rings
147: Does Dating Karma Exist?
146: Three Little Pigs
145: My Journal Was My Coach
144: My First Job
143: International Affairs
142: I’m No Princess
141: Camp Buy Me Love
140: How I Survived Eighth Grade (w/ Bo Burnham & Elsie Fisher)
139: Iron Maidens
138: Romance Rocks! (w/ special guest Johnny Marr)
137: Daaaaaaad!!
136: Chicano PRIDE
135: College PRIDE
134: I Was a Total Prankster
133: What Not to Admit in Your Class Journal
132: I’m Totally Obsessed With You
131: Please Read My Livejournal!
130: Girl Power
128: Kid Perfectionists
127 Cynthia: I Need a (Straight) Man
126: I Would Die to Meet JTT
125 Noam: The Unorthodox Jew
124: Saved by the Bo
123: My Gothic Valentine
122: Indie Kids (w/ Franz Ferdinand)
121: My Dad Also Wrote a Porno
120: The Virgin Episode
119: Everyone’s a Critic
118: I Was A Teenage Grinch (& other tales of holiday cheer)
117: Let’s Get Married!
116: I Found My Sister’s Diary!
115: The Only Living Lesbian on Long Island
114: Kids Who Teach
113: I Was A Teenage Horror Writer
112: Breaking Up is Hard To Do (w/ Rider Strong)
111: Drama Club Kids
110: The Student and The Teacher
109: The September Issue
108: The New Kid
107: One Hundred Percent Jersey Girl
106: Let’s Start a Band! (w/ Sylvan Esso)
105: How to Become a Catfish
104: An Affair to Forget
103: The Boy Next Door
102: I Wanna Be A GLOW Girl (w/ Kate Nash and Kia Stevens)
101 Bren: My Best Friends are Movies of the Week
100: OMG, We Hit 100! (The Milestones Episode)
99: Mortified, Interrupted
98: Mean Girls (w/ Daniel Franzese)
97: 20th Century Moms (w/ Mike Mills)
96 Jesse: My Two Moms
95: Not THAT 70’s Show
94: Hunger Games
93: My Starter Romance
92 Ashley: Where The Wild Teens Are
91: Kid Detectives
90: Kid Criminals (feat. Phoebe Judge)
89: An Ode to Childhood Pets
88: Titanic Ruined My Love Life
87: Kids That Protest
86 Celebrity Obsession pt3: Royalty (feat. Scott Hutchison of Frightened Rabbit)
85 Celebrity Obsession Pt2: Dear Mr. Belvedere
84 Celebrity Obsession Pt1: Fan Letters
83: My New Year’s Resolution is…You
82: Merry Gift-Mas
81 Diary of a Trans Man: Confessions of Kelly Shortandqueer
80: It’s A Family Affair
79 Amy: Diaries of a First Generation Kid
78: Revenge of the Redheaded Nerds
77: My Worst Fear
76: Totally Juvenile Election Special
75: Confessions of a Duran Duran Fan
74: My Diary Will Go Down in History
73 Back to School Series: Passing Notes
72 Back to School Series: Homecoming Ruined My Life
71 Back to School Series: Prom-iscuous
70: Jagged Little Parodies
69: Sex By Numbers
68 Paul: The Family Misfit
67 Chandrika: From India With Love
66: I Hate Summer Vacation
65: Cold War Kids
64 Carolyn: Dad vs The Love Boat
63: Dazed and Confused
62 Naomi: Harry Potter Fan Fiction
61: How Not To Masturbate (and Other Hollow Victories)
60 Angela: I Have Bad Gaydar
59 Nicole: Don’t Mess with a Texas Momma
58 Forbidden Crushes Part 3: My Secret Gay Crush
57 Forbidden Crushes Part 2: The Janitor
56 Forbidden Crushes part 1: The Vice Principal
55: Bases Loaded
54: Don’t F*ck with Emiko
53: Diary Of An Ugly American
52: The Period Piece (There Will Be Blood)
51: How Not To Win An Oscar (feat. Elijah Wood, Busy Phillips)
50: I Was A Boy Band Fangirl
49: Why Do I Date A**Holes?
48: City Mouse vs Country Mouse
47 Will: I Was A Teenage Media Mogul
46 Jill: Dear Grandpa
Bonus Episode: Mortified Meets The Allusionist
45 Emma: The Girl Who Cried Y2K
44 Christina: Dear Santa, I Want A Headbanger
43: Boys DO Cry (w/ special guest CHVRCHES)
42 Jason: King of Scotland
41 Jackie Tohn & the Gratitude Journal
40 Sarah: Everyone Knows I Love You
39 Katie: My Stripper Play (feat. Alison Brie)
38: Kids on The Campaign Trail
37: Mortified’s Monsters of Halloween
36 Tyler & Janelle: Love, America Online Style
35 Colin: Don’t Tell Anyone I Like You
34 Jessica: I was a Ten Year-Old Maid
33 Erin: My Dad Read My Diary!
32 Mike: Secret Diary of a H.S. Football Star
31: Mortified’s Tribute To Teachers’ Pets
30 Darryl: The Horny Romantic
29: Mortified’s Tribute to Neurotic Teens
28 Xiomara: Searching for The Cure
27 Jessica: I Was A Teen Prison Wife
26 Robert: Holy Love Triangle
25 Ashley: Why I Hate The SATs
24 Damian: Friends with Benefits
23 Retta: The Academic
22 Joan: 50 Shades of Awkward
21: Mortified’s Summer Camp Spectacular!
20 Lizzy: My Semester in South Africa
19 Stacey: Life of the Party
18 Jordan: Jurassic Park Fan Fiction
17 Katie: Saving Katharine Hepburn
16 Brooke: I Was A Teenage Witch
15 Tynan: Peace! One Luv!
14 Jenny: Is My Boyfriend Gay?
13 David: Mile High Club
12 Keri: Handies are OK
11 Heath: Lesser Than Zero
10 Sarah: Nerd Hunter
09 Steve: Gringo of the Year
08 Shelley: Are You There God? It’s Me, Shelley.
07 Sherry: Good Cheer
06 Adam: Rhyme or Reason
05 Alessandra: Lips
04 Jimmy: Throw in the Towel
03 Kevin: Final Frontier
02 Sakena: Mr. Telephone Man
01 Tom: My Funny Valentine