All Episodes

Episode Seventy Two - Galon will come for the coin: Wet from the inside

Episode Seventy One: King Conreths' colour analysis: Have you seen that man run?

Episode 70 - Fine Fae Form: Many died to reach an even number.

Catch Up with Us!!!!

Episode 69 - The Poop Deck: I can’t believe it’s not butter

Episode 68 - Davis wants to see her cat - The Sorting Vase

Episode 67 - He feels russian: have you got any meat?

Episode 66 - Always Oily, never dry: washed thrice - A Court This Cruel and Lovely - Stacia Stark

Episode 65 - The 3 P's of the slums: it's like when you have herpes (A Court This Cruel & Lovely - Chapters 11-15)

Episode 64.5 Minisode - Credence Review

Episode 64 - Beardy McGee: Which one of yas took a shet?! (A Court This Cruel & Lovely - Chapters 6-10)

Episode 63 - Good Golden Egg: The Heart of the Ocean. (A Court This Cruel & Lovely - Chapters 1-5)

FINAL ACOTAR EPISODE!!! Episode Sixty Two - Have Madja milk you like a cow: Nesta the Jester

Episode Sixty One - Bellius is Back! Old Shrivelled pillowcase with a crown on her head.

Episode Sixty - This could have been an email: Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Episode Fifty Nine - Trim, Taut & Terrific: Extrapolate the cycle...

Episode Fifty Eight - The first thing is that Edward was a vampire: I love hissing

Episode Fifty Seven Nesta’s BGL: The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed

Episode Fifty Six - Helion signs paperwork with a glitter pen: Like a cat on a curtain.

Episode Fifty Five - A breath of foul air: I'm assuming a Great Sword is just a really big sword.

Episode Fifty Four - The pelvic situation: The Archerons of incontinence...

Episode Fifty Three - The most proven way to cheer up a man: do you think Azriel stopped to put on shorts?

Episode Fifty Two - I've only got three bat boys: A coronet upon your head.

Episode Fifty One (fifty famous) As long as the sisters don't touch: Aragorn son of Arathorn

Episode FIFTY!!! Like scurvy going around the inner circle: did you get crunk?

Episode Forty Nine - One hundred and onety one: Can he smell it?

Episode Forty Eight - The rules of an orgy: That's how you get tinnea

Episode Forty Seven - Do you want to see my high kick? Not a little ploop.

Episode Forty Six - How do you win a snowball fight? Don't leave me alone with a quiche...

Episode Forty Five - From the fiddling onwards: Azriels essence

Episode Forty Four Rhys the naked model: every mans worst nightmare

Episode Forty Three - Feyres Found Friend: a pants off entirely situation

Episode Forty Two Lingerie, Parsley & Pineapple: Who's living in the Weavers Cottage?

Episode Forty One - The Sarah-tonin: Orange to the thigh, blue to the sky...

Episode Forty Stress vomit: Come on soup, be bread again!

Episode Thirty Nine - A touch of Voldemort: Hot but less scandalous.

Episode Thirty Eight - You came for me Azriel: A momentous occasion

Episode Thirty Seven - The body of Christ: That’s my cinnamon roll

Episode Thirty Six - This ain’t Calanmai: She loves an actual racist…

Episode Thirty Five - The logistics of a Foursome: can you imagine the Koi?

Episode Thirty Four - Vivianes' vulgar gesture: The thighs, it's always the thighs...

Episode Thirty Three : An everything wh*res bath: Bus Wanker!

Episode Thirty Two - Balrog: Big, black & demure

Episode Thirty One - Well done Dickhead : There’s no such thing as pink ravens…ACOWAR

Episode Thirty - Bone Carver Bestie, Elain struggling as always…

Episode Twenty Nine - Fingering the Fabric: Salt or Cedar

Episode Twenty Eight - North, East, West, What?! Dirty in the RIGHT way... ACOTAR podcast - Book 3 -ACOWAR

Episode Twenty Seven Tamlin whips up an appetite: Dear Old Andras, may he rest in peace - ACOWAR.

Episode Twenty Six The Cauldrons Juices: wearing white to a wedding...

Episode Twenty Five Mors medical mismanagement: Feyres feined fingers ACOMAF Final Episode!!!!

Episode Twenty Four Hyberns Hilarity : The Hellcats bath. ACOMAF

Episode Twenty Three - Nestas Tears: Penetration amongst the pots… ACOMAF

Episode Twenty Two Rhys' soup belly: Feyre finally uses her new fingers...

Episode Twenty One Perfectly Aged Lamb: Swaddled like a bebe.

Episode Twenty A court of cold hands: Glow in the dark slime.

Episode Nineteen Feyres’ traitorous eyes: a punch in the stomach.

Episode Eighteen Cringy first dates: delicious as ripe apples.

Episode Seventeen Rhys’ to do list: put on a shirt. Baptise a cat.

Episode Sixteen Amrens Amazing BBQ: Rhys’ Cheeky Sausage.

Episode Fifteen Amren takes a sniff: Rhys’ shrivelled pride.

Episode Fourteen In the air tonight: Salty, Citrus dreams.

Episode Thirteen A Cinderella moment: Feyres' unconventional weapon.

Episode Twelve Unveiling Prythians taxing secret: a basket of fish - ACOMAF

Episode Eleven Tamlins' PPE problems: Feyres' new fingers

Episode Ten Rhys & Tamlins' charismatic kiss: Feyres' double dribble

Episode Nine A Court of Two Left Feet: Feyres' non existent gown.

Episode Eight Tamlins' Trial: Feyres' Mountain Misadventures

Episode Seven Lucien’s Third Wheel Troubles: an uninvited spectator.

Episode Six Fiddling while Prythian burns: Tamlins awkward attempt at distraction!

Episode Five Mayhem at Calanmai: When the Spring Court throws a Petal Party!

Episode Four Brewing Prophecies: Suriels' Tea Time Titters

Episode Three Tamlins Tinder Profile: Swipe Left or Right?

Episode Two Mortal Mundanes: Understanding ACOTAR for humans.

Episode One: Who are we? Welcome to The Night Shift Court 🫶🏻