All Episodes

ICYMI: Jim Steinman's Big Flashy Musical

OMG, She's Alive? Yes, Dammit!

#OperaTrash at the Movies: Maria

Invisible Soprano 3: She's a Soprano and She's Digging a Hole

How Do You Make a Movie About Maria (and Leonard)?

Invisible Soprano 2: Korean Boogaloo

Happy Anniversmas: #OperaTrash is Pre-K Age!

Hansel and Gretel and Ted and Alice and Change That Needs to Happen

Carmen at the Met: No Horny Jail for Anna (this time)

A Very Special Episode: The Life and "Crimes" of P.D.Q. Bach

Listening Party (sort of): The Sound of Panties Dropping

We're Baaaaack (on Our Bullsh*t)!

And Now, a Special Message

The 3rd Annual #OperaTrash Anniversary Show (and Arraignment Afterparty)

Episode 119 - King Arthur: We R Confuse

Vintage Turandot on TV: Corelli is FIYAH

Farter at Covent Garden: Same Emo, Different Tenors

Episode 120 - The Hours: It Was Death, I Chose Life

Episode 119 - Champion: I Go Where I Belong

Wälsung Incest 2: San Carlo Boogaloo (aka Die Walküre in Naples)

Tannhäuser in Salzburg: Feet, Tiddies, Vajoozle Biscuits and Schmutz Monsters

Episode 117 - Il re pastore: Snappy Answer to a Stupid Slapnuts Opera

Episode116 - I vespri siciliani: Now With Surprisingly Accurate Events!

Lohengrin at the Met: The Next Swan Departs at Noon

Episode 115 - Il Trittico: Stevedores and Nuns and Douchebags, Oh My!

Episode 114 - Les Huguenots: Bad Bad History

The Met 2023-24: We Got Our Way

Episode 113 - Orlando: Downstairs Brain Strikes Again

Episode 112 - Rienzi: Everybody's Been Faking It Since 1945

Aida at The Wien: Princess Circus Peanut

Episode 112 - Brett Dean's Hamlet: Stupid Sexy Ghost Dad

Episode 111 - Ariodante: This Polident Has No Grip

Episode 110 - Dance of the Vampires: Fetch Us Melon Ballers, We Tire of Our Vision

Christmas Traditions with Your Favorite #OperaTrash

Episode 110 - The Abduction of Figaro: Schleporello You Nerd

Episode 109 - Alcina: Handel with Tiddies

Comparing Productions: Get Farter

Funny Sh!t in Opera: Whose Aria Is It Anyway?

Episode 108 - Jenufa: Yeet the Baby in Czech!

Episode 107 - Medea: Eff Them Kids

WTF in Opera: What Were They Thinking?!

Episode 106 - Ernani: It's Always Sunny in Aragon, Aachen and Zaragoza

Rigoletto at the Met: Greetings from Horny Jail

Episode 105: La Gioconda Don't Want None Unless You're Enzo, Hun

Discussing Don Carlos: Portrait of a Disaster Bi Trash Fire

Episode 104 - Stiffelio: The Meh Priest

Episode 103 - Idomeneo: The Return of Ol' Slapnuts

Episode 102 - The Cunning Little Vixen: Foxy on the Run

Episode 101 - Cardillac: NOT Cadillac or Cardiac

ICYMI: Anna's Drunj Opera Husband Rant

Episode 100 - Lucia di Lammermoor: We're Mad About Lucia

Episode 99 - Die Teufel von Loudun: Tales of the (Alleged) Hot Priest

ICYMI: Thomas Ades, What Were You Thinking?

Bodily Autonomy in Opera: Her Body, Her Choice

ICYMI: It's Almost Absolute Dogsh*t Clown Time Again

Episode 98 - Jesus Christ Superstar: Who in the Hell Do You Think You Are? (The Anniversary Show)

Episode 97 - La Juive: Ye Olde Blood Libel

Episode 96 - Eurydice: You Had One Job

ICYMI: Show Us Where the Swan Hurt You

The Real Episode 95 - Norma: A Case of Poliosis

Episode 96 - La Sonnambula: Go the F*ck to Sleep

Episode 95 - Cursed Operas: Das Theatrical Deadlyschaft

Episode 94 - Der Kaiser von Atlantis: Wikipedia Can Suck It

ICYMI: Happy Easter from Monsalvat

Episode 92: Marnie: Steal This Opera

Episode 91: Guillaume Tell: William? TELL ELMO!

Episode 90 - Fire Shut Up in My Bones: Peculiar Grace

Episode 89: L'amour de Loin: It's a Loinfest!

Episode 88 - Florencia en el Amazonas: Canta una canción. Canta en voz alta. Canta fuerte.

Episode 87 - Les Troyens: Maybe It's a Wooden Horse, Maybe It's Greek Soldiers

Episode 86 - Orfeo ed Euridice: Turn Around and Find Out

Episode 85: Rodelinda: The Crimes of Garibaldo

Ep. 83 - Ariadne auf Naxos: Apparently, There Were Complaints

Episode 82 - The Fiery Angel: Crack Kills

Episode 81 - Peter Grimes Review: F*ck It, We Did It Live

Ep. 80 - Tannhäuser: All Aboard the USS F*ck This Sh*t

Ep.79 - The Ghosts of Versailles: It's NOT Pronounced Ver-Sails

Ep. 78 - The Marriage of Figaro: Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding?

Episode 77 - The Barber of Seville: FigaroFigaroFIIIIIGAAAROOOOO

Episode 76 - Billy Budd: Swearing Like a Sailor (As Usual)

La Forza del Destino: A Story About Pants Feels

Episode 74.5 - ICYMI: Jonas Kaufmann is the Best Otello Ever

Episode 74: Porgy and Bess: Be Like George and Ira

Ep. 73 - Capriccio: Nazis are Dumbasses and Other Thoughts by Strauss

Episode 72:: Robert le diable: Goody Wagner Consorted with the Devil

Episode 71 - Peter Grimes: Seaside Compulsion

Episode 70 - Elektra: Well, Shit: The Opera

Episode 69: Tanz der Vampire: Bong Hits for Dracula

Episode 68.75: ICYMI: How Farter Began

Episode 68.5 - ICYMI: The OG Tristan Review

Episode 68 - Le Villi: Don't F*ck with Fae Folk

Episode 67 - Un Ballo in Maschera: Not Your Ordinary True Crime Drama

Episode 66 - Lady Macbeth of Mtsensk: Second Time's a Charm

Episode 65 - Bach's Coffee Cantata: I Love It A Latte

Episode 64 - Macbeth: Mistakes Were Made

Episode 63 - Die Meistersinger von Nürnberg: Sing Out, Walther!

Episode 62: Adriana Lecouvreur: A Tale of Love and Pornstaches

Episode 61 - The Nose: Now You See It?

Episode 60 - Tristan und Isolde: The Saga Continues

Episode 59: The Flying Dutchman: Richard Wagner's Ghost Sex Emporium

Episode 58 - Die Tote Stadt: Forbidden Video

Ep. 57 - Faust/La Damnation de Faust: A Tale of Two Satans

Ep. 56 - Fedora: Not Just a Hat

Ep. 55 - Doctor Atomic: O Mighty and Everlasting Bomb

Ep. 54 - Les Pêcheurs de Perles: Hos Before Bros

Ep. 53 - The Big-Ass Anniversary Show

Ep. 52 - Roberto Devereux: OH LAWD LIZZIE GOIN

Ep. 51 - Maria Stuarda: OH LAWD LIZZIE COMIN

Ep. 50 - Anna Bolena: OH LAWD ANNA ANGY

Ep. 49 - Il Castello di Kenilworth: OH LAWD PLOT'S A-MISSIN'

Ep. 48 - La Traviata: Just Die Already

Ep. 47 - Akhnaten: Here Comes the Sun

Ep. 46 - Dialogues des Carmelites: Oh Here Go Hell Come

Ep. 45 - Le Comte Ory: The Lying Nun

Ep. 44 - Rusalka: The Little Mermaid of Death

Ep. 43 - Parsifal: Get in the Pond

Ep. 42 - Fidelio: Rocks Fall, THE TENOR'S NOT SUPPOSED TO DIE

Ep. 41 - Andrea Chenier: Eat the Rich or Die Tryin'

Ep. 40 - La Boheme: Ever See A Naked Opera?

Ep. 39 - Die Fledermaus: Cool Party > Jail Sentence

Ep. 38 - The Queen of Spades: Farter, but Make Him Russian

Ep. 37 - Tosca: How My Opera Husband Wrecked Me (The WAP Episode)

Ep. 36 - Iolanta and Bluebeard's Castle: Love is Blind and Dead

Ep. 35 - Don Giovanni: Yeet Me to Hell

Ep. 34 - La Rondine: Dad's Mid-life Crisis

Ep. 33 - Powder Her Face: Just Humming Along

Ep.32 - Cosi fan tutte: Mozart Can Leck Mich am Arsch

Ep. 31 - Agrippina: Twerk It

Ep. 30 - La Fanciulla del West: Big Dick Johnson Energy

Ep. 29 - Eugene Onegin: Battle of the Opera Husbands

Ep. 28 - The Merry Widow: A Strong Opera Heroine Who Don't Need No Man

Ep. 27: Don Carlo: Mommy Issues

Ep. 26 - Gift Guide: Buy ALL the Things!

Ep. 25: Tristan Und Isolde: Wagner's Big Ol' Wet Dream

Ep. 24 - Salome: Y No Tiddies?

Ep. 23 - Ring Cycle - Gotterdammerung: Gotterdammit Siegfried

Ep. 22 - Ring Cycle - Siegfried: A Discovery of Tiddies

Ep. 21 - Ring Cycle - Die Walkure: The Best Part of Waking Up...

Ep. 20 - Ring Cycle - Das Rheingold: You Are NOT the Apple Keeper

Ep. 19 - The Golden Cockerel: Big Yellow Cock

Ep. 18 - Manon/Manon Lescaut: Ho Big or Go Home

Ep. 17 - Il Trovatore: Time to Yeet the Baby!

Ep. 16 - Luisa Miller: Daddy Issues

Ep. 15 - Les Contes d'Hoffmann: A Sex Doll? In My Opera?

Ep. 14 - Cav & Pag: Sad F-ing Clown

Ep. 13 - The Magic Flute: Ass Jokes and the Worst Mom Ever

Ep. 12 - Lohengrin: Stop Looking at Me, Swan

Ep. 12 - Lohengrin: Stop Looking at Me, Swan

Ep. 11 - Otello: Unfair Opera Comparison Time

Ep. 11 - Otello: Unfair Opera Comparison Time

Ep. 10 - The Exterminating Angel: WTF Did We Watch

Ep. 9 - Thais: Monk with a Boner

Ep. 8 - L'Elisir d'Amore: Go Home, You're Drunj

Ep. 7 - Turandot: Y'all Ain't Gonna Sleep 'Cuz of Me

Ep. 6 - Rigoletto: He's Dancin' Like a Stripper

Ep. 5 - Carmen: You're Thinking with the Wrong Head

Ep. 4 - Madama Butterfly: Baby's First Opera

Ep. 3: Don Pasquale, featuring Our Beautiful Diva Queen

Ep. 2: Werther aka The World's Biggest Fart Joke

The #OperaTrash Podcast Ep. 1 - Aida