All Episodes

338: I Have a Dream...Of Being Funny

337: You Should Litter

336: Ms. Pat Goes to Japan

335: News from Africa

334: Coochie Ghostbusters

333: Grievances

332: Ms. Pat vs Driving Instructor

331: Diet Shot

Unbronze the Shoes

329: Dug Out Bags

328: Pettlefryers

327: Mitch McConny's Light Bulb

326: Abused Pokemon

325: Nikia The Begging Ghost

324: I Had to Put My Click Down

323: Pico de Lie-Oh

322: Melting Suppositories

321: As Long As It's Curly

320: Booty Hole and Brain Connection

319: Spageddi Brain

318: Hand Battered Brothers

317: Molestation Tic

316: The New Ms. Pat Settles it Bailiff

315: Live From the Patdown Party

314: Ms. Pat's Trip to Saudi Arabia

313: White Klay Thompson

312: Gronkamoly

311: Anutstatician

310: Not Caring... Not Giving A F___ ... Same Thing with Cornelius Lindsey

309: Rheumatardid Arthritis

308: What does that say about you?

307: Ms. Pat Gets Stopped At the Border

306: We Killed Herman Cain

305: All The News You Didn't Need

304: How You Like Your Pootang?

303: What my drawers is doin?

302: Ms. Pat's Big 15 Days after Juneteenth Party

301: Tiger Woods of Farts

300: Lady Bug Stabber

299: Nikia's diagnosis that needs diagnosis

298: All Dogs Go To Heaven

297: PINE-SOL® Jr.

296: I got some outdoors in my yard

295: Mama from middle school to menopause

294: You won't Belize this

293: Hell in a Hand Bag and a Sh*t Letter

Best Of: Ms. Pat's Brother Calls From Jail

292: My Brown Monster

291: Prepare For The Magapodopoulos

290: Some Big B*tch Sh*t

289: Fainting Like a H O

288: Talking With Deputy District Attorney Ramona Toole About Ms. Pat's Past and Records Restrictions

287: Ms. Pat's Half Pipe

286: Amageddyready

285: Continuing The Conversation

284: Inauguration Day

283: God's Reverse Uno Card

282: Fart Bag Therapy

281: Meat Romney

280: Winter P*nis

279: Ms. Pat's Thanksgiving

278: Ms. Pat's Appearance on Club Shay Shay

277: Ms. Pat on Puff Daddy Parties

276: Donald Trump Won

275: Who Is Going To Win?

Best Of: RIP Rehab

274: Buy A Ragu, Get A Noodle Free

273: Trebuchet T*ddies

272: Bad Childhood Memories

271: F These Kids

270: Sneaking Snacks

269: Understanding Black Identity and Culture

268: Ms. Pat's Pronouns

267: Kamala Harris Is the Nominee

266: Building Generational Wealth

265: Ms. Pat's English Accent

264: What Was The Turning Point in Ms. Pat's Career?

263: Ms. Pat's Favorite Comedians

262: Kourtlyn Wiggins From Ms. Pat Settles It Is Here!

261: Ms. Pat's Make-Up Artist Trent Joins Us

260: We Are Back in Person!

259: Ms. Pat Meets Glorilla at the BET Awards

258: Tampax X-Tra Stuffers

257: Magic Shave

256: Ms. Pat's Diss Track

255: What Does a Man Owe a Woman In a Relationship?

254: Season Four Debuts May 23!

253: The New Podcast House!

252: Tree Nut In Your Nose

251: Snake Invasion

250: Godzilla of Atlanta

249: Heron and Fetamine

248: Bringing Home the Babies

247: Diddy

246: That Real Ronald Reagan

245: Ms. Pat's Take on Gentle Parenting

244: Ms. Pat's Personal Dry Cleaner

243: "Nikia, You a Waste of F--k"

Replay: Boo Coo Of Flowers

242: Woke Laundry

241: Nut Neck

240: Ms. Pat's Old Neighborhood Falls Apart

239: Ashy Pants

238: Ms. Pat's Smelly Dream

237: Cat Slapper

236: Tongue Ozempic

235: Getting Screwed In Congress

234: Norman Lear Passes Away, Ms. Pat Leaves V-103

233: Dominashion Cussin Person

232: Get Ready, Turkeys

231: Are Boys Or Girls Easier To Raise?

230: Super Colon Cleanse

229: Ms. Pat Went on Bert Kreischer's Fully Loaded Cruise

228: I Pledge Belligerence

227: Live from The Second Annual Crack Baby Party

226: Ain't God Good?

225: Driving While Nuggeting

Replay: Ms. Pat's Brother Calls From Jail

224: Racetrack Pizza Killed My Flibido

223: Skeetin and Meatin

222: Dick Snitchin

Replay: Jawels

221: Donald Trump Was in J A E L

Replay: Ole’ Pizza Licker

220: Glitter Bukake

219: Ms. Pat's Comedy Club Fights Vs. The Montgomery Boat Brawl

218: Finding Common Ground

217: Ms. Pat on Carlee Russell's Fake Abduction

216: Ms. Pat's Ninja Dojo

215: Rollover Lunches

214: Guess Who Is (Not) Coming To The BBQ?

213: Grout My Tiddies

212: Meet The Newest Crack Baby

Black Ariel

211: Deon Review Spider-Verse and The Curious Case of Natalia Grace

Replay: How to Write a TV Show, Ms. Pat Fired for a Gift, A Baby in the Closet

210: The Little Mermaid Debate

209: The Chaos Castle - Inside Ms. Pat's House

208: Self-Hymenating Manuever

207: Gallon of Ashes

206: Ms. Pat Talks with Joe Rogan about the Dama Lama

205: Live from Zanies in Nashville

204: Crackbaby Drama

Episode 203: Will Ms. Pat Show Up in the Freaknik Documentary?

Episode 202: Ms. Pat on Angel Reese taunting Caitlin Clark

Episode 201: The Cycle of Bullying

Episode 200: Air in the Nozone

Episode 199: Ms. Pat's Old Wigs

Episode 198: Ms. Pat Reviews Cocaine Bear

Episode 197: Ms. Pat Goes To Kimmel and the NAACP Image Awards

Episopde 196: Deon Curry's Wild Story Stuns Even Ms. Pat Into Silence

Episode 195: Ms. Pat's Super Bowl Review

Episode 194: Stolen Chicken Wings and Death by White Compost

Episode 193: Ms. Pat's Court Date, Part 2

Episode 192: Ms. Pat's Court Date

Episode 191: Deflamation

Episode 190: Ms. Pat Goes To The National Championship Game And The Georgia Bulldogs Butt Whooping

Episode 189: Our 2023 Resolutions

Episode 188: Niki's Nose Snorkel

Episode 187: Revisiting The Gift Exchange

Episode 186: My Bottoms Is Soft

Episode 185: F Matt Ryan, That Bigfoot MFer

Episode 185: Social Disc'in

Episode 184: Hershel Walker's Vampires and Werewolves

Episide 183: The Dentist and DCS

Episode 182: White Men On A Plane

Episode 182: Olaf Till Middle School

Episode 181: That Drunk Couple From The Party

Episode 180: The Patdown Crackdown Recap Live with Donnell Rawlings

Episode 179: It's Party Time!

Episode 178 :Ms. Pat's Homecoming

Episode 177: Sphincter Control

Episode 176: Ms. Pat goes to the Emmys!

Episode 175: Termite Pussy

Episode 174: The Second Season Response

Episode 173: Wild Wild West Mexicans

Episode 172: Jim Jones Was a Door To Door Monkey Salesman

A Look back at Season 1 of the Ms. Pat Show!

Episode 171: The Ms. Pat Show Season 2 Debuts Thursday!

Episode 170: This Money Legal

Episode 169: Mr. One Nut

Episode 168: A Pound For Every Day of the Year

Episode 167: Pissy And Fishy

Episode 166: Ms. Pat at the Essence Festival

Butt Butter and Abortion

Episode 165: Wear Your Pants When Pounding With Monkeypox

Episode 164: Welcome to the Patdownnbgreenrfggghhhg

Episode 163: Igleww

Episode Replay: Dry Bootyholes

Episode 162: Tweet Tweet Twerk

Episode 161: Ms. Pat's One Pot

Episode 160: E.T. Phone Worldstar

Episode 159: Belching Blockages

Episode 158: Butt Binky

Episode 157: Stay Busy, Stay Dizzy

Episode 156: The Will Smith and Chris Rock Fight

Episode 155: Ms. Pat Reacts to Matt Ryan's Trade

Episode 154: The Big Buford

Episode 153: Nikia's Gas Station Buffet

Episode 152: Corey Ography

Episode 151: Beating Tanks With Shoes

Episode 150: Alley Bats

Episode 149: RIP Lindsey Pearlman

Episode 148: Boo Coo Of Flowers

Episode 147: Ms. Pat Speaks About Joe Rogan

Episode 146: The Ms. Pat Show Daughters Join Us!

Episode 145: Chris Has COVID, Cats and Crabs

Episode 144: Moving Day

Episode 143: PATIFA Attacks

Episode 142: Pet Smart Pussy

Episode 141: One Two Skeet Sleep

Episode 140: The Hymen Maneuver

Episode 139: Jordan Cooper, Part 2

Episode 138: Egg nogs

Episode 137: Ms. Pat's Black Turkey

Episode 136: Down to the Studs

Episode 135: GILFS

Episode 134: Live from Skankfest Southwest

Episode 133: Garrianna Returns

Episode 133: Replay: llegal Knees

Episode 132: Hot Owl on Owl Action

Episode 131: Ms. Pat, the Nanny

Episode 130: Roy Wood Jr. Joins Us!

Episode 129: Mama Eater

Episode 128: The Comedy Special Taping

Episode 127: How About Those Falcons?

Episode 126: The Baby Daddy's Review

Episode 125: Witch Dicks

Episode 124: Brandon and Junebug from the Ms. Pat Show, Part 1

Episode 123: Reactions to the Ms. Pat Show

Episode 122: The Ms. Pat Show Debuts on Thursday!

Episode 121: Backess

Episode 120: Ms. Pat's Disney's Trip Part 2

Episode 119: Ms. Pat's Disney's Trip Part 1

Episode 118: DickBedoe

Episode 117: Toothless in LA

Episode 116: Nocolopsy

Episode 115: Pingwings.

Episode 114: Ms. Pat, Wedding Singer

Episode 113: Dr. Patism

Episode 112: Trust your Intuisials

Episode 111: Giraffe 69s

Episode 110: Internet Haters

Episode 109: Drunk Falcons

Episode 108: J A E L

Episode 107: Ms. Pat's Birthday Party

Episode 106: Dildo Ponies

Episode 105: Toasted

Episode 104: Listener Gifts, Quisha's Birthday

103: The COVID Man Comes For You

102: Period Cakes (The First Patdown Ever Recorded!)

Episode 101: Ms. Pat's Other Brother

Episode 100: Broomstick Dicks

Episode 99: Dyet Pussy

Episode 98: Good Grizatism

Episode 97: J. Bernard Calloway Joins Us

Episode 96: The Development of the Ms. Pat Show, Part 2

Episode 95: The Development of the Ms. Pat Show, Part 1

Episode 94: TV Show Update

Episode 93: The Capitol

Episode 92: Missing Back Teeth

Episode 91: Body Yati Yati Yati

The Patdown Bonus Episode - Live on Stereo

Episode 90: The Gift Exchange

The Patdown Bonus Episode - Live on Stereo #3

Episode 89: Therapy

Patdown Bonus - The Crow live on Stereo

Episode 88: How to Write a TV Show

Episode 87: Life Advice From Ms. Pat

The Patdown Bonus Episode - Live on Stereo

Episode 86: Ms. Pat and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week

Episode 85: Standard Issue American Whites

Episode 84: The Five Heartbeats

Episode 83: Election Recap

Episode 82: The Cabin

Episode 81: Conversations with Racist Family Members

Episode 80: Spurned Tongue

Episode 79: Q-R-O-N

Episode 78: Door Stopper

Episode 77: Ole’ Pizza Licker

Episode 76: Jawels

Episode 75: Sitcom Update

Episode 74: Ms. Pat's Trap House and Teaching Center

Episode 73: Imminization

Episode 72: Two Baby Stone Mountains

Episode 71: Romancing Ms. Pat

Episode 70 - Black Republican

Episode 69: Mind Your F** Business

Episode 68: Vertigo

Episode 67: RIP Rehab

Episode 66: Winning the Culture War By Coming Together

Episode 65: Bubba and Baby Tupac

Episode 64: Driveway Willie

Episode 63: Dry Bootyholes

Episode 62: Diet Hands

Episode 61: George Floyd

Episode 60: Ms. Pat's Brother Calls From Jail

Episode 59: Noise Canceling Wigs

Episode 58: Ms. Pat's Favorites

Episode 57: Chicken Ass By the L B

Ms. Pat's Mother's Day Wrap Up

Episode 56: Skater Rank

Episode 55: Social Disc'in

Sexual Holes in the Wall

Ms. Pat's Weekly Wrap Up

Episode 53: Birds Aren't Real

Ms. Pat's Weekly Wrap Up

Episode 52 - Tiger King

Ms. Pat's Weekly Wrap Up

Episode 51: COVID Cruise

Episode 50: Eye Worms

Episode 49: I Would Make This Mutha Not Raggedy Anymore

Episode 48: Strawberry Drank And Dirty Rice

Episode 47: The Miseducation of Garrianna P. Lee

Episode 46: Buddhachuck

Episode 45: Ashy Scrashy

Episode 44: Trip Skip

Episode 43: A Date To Remember - Live at SF Sketchfest, Part 2

Episode 42: Don’t F**k With Pats - Live at Sketchfest Part 1

Episode 41: Gingerfication

Episode 40: Culture Vulture

Episode 39: Achoo

Episode 38: Kunta Kaepernick

Episode 37: Dick Kidnappin'

Episode 36: The Giving Season

Episode 35: Shingalings

Episode 34: Faintinism

Episode 33: Hangin in the Hood

Episode 32: Pickle Brains

Episode 31: Bag Daddy

Episode 30: Olaf Till Middle School

Episode 29: The Need for Forgiveness

Episode 28: Save the Planet, Eat a Baby

Episode 27: Rubber Booties

Episode 26: Pilot Episode

Episode 25: Tropicainical

Episode 24: Whizzinator

Episode 23: Does Your Church Have Snacks?

Episode 22: RIP Cakes

Episode 21: Down On Your Lucky Charms

Episode 20: Nay-Nay

Episode 19: Holy Polio

Episode 18: What if Ms. Pat Went Camping?

Episode 17: Big Blue

Episode 16: Dickelodeon - Live at the Just For Laughs Festival with Howie Mandel

Episode 15: Souse Meat

Introducing the Moment

Episode 14: Black Ariel

Episode 13: Baby Boy

Episode 12: Ms. Pat Visits Joe Rogan

Episode 11: AIDS-Free Bus Fare

Episode 10: Grandaddy Long Legs

Episode 9: Bangladack

Episode 8: Ayesha Curry (Do You Want to Build A Snowman?)

Episode 7: Butt Butter and Abortion

Episode 6: Black Game of Thrones

Episode 5: Ms. Pat’s Meatball

Episode 4: llegal Knees

Episode 2: Tell Your Truth

Episode 3: Ms. Pat Explains Abducted in Plain Sight

Episode 1: Introduction to the Patdown