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Periodic Table #47 - Step Away from the Manatee!

Periodic Table #46 - If You Wanna Buy Some Goats, Hit Me Up

Periodic Table #45 - That's What We Do Do

Periodic Table #44 - That's Smurfed Up

Periodic Table #43 - It's Called Instant Regret

Periodic Table #42 - The Inspiration for Wile E Coyote

Periodic Table #41 - The Quacking Dead

Periodic Table #40 - Brought to You By Botulism

Periodic Table #39 - Sounds Like a Benny Hill Episode

Periodic Table #38 - Too Drunk to Spell Schmeckle

Periodic Table #37 - Mountains of Poop

Periodic Table #36 - We Stew the Full Poo Brew

Periodic Table #35 - Don't Forget to Shake Your Funnel

Periodic Table #34 - Ethel Merman Does Scooby Doo

Periodic Table #33 - Obama Got Us Obamaphones!

Periodic Table #32 - Floating Mists of Beef Fat

Periodic Table #31 - We Called it Flugelhorn

Periodic Table #30 - Boy Fat is Not a Big Tipper

Periodic Table #29 - 12-pack and 2 Monkeys

Periodic Table #27 - The Romney Roll

Periodic Table #26 - A Brisk Waddle

Periodic Table #25 - She's a Microcougar

Periodic Table #24 - She Probably Makes a Good Breakfast

Periodic Table #23 - It's Hard to Catch a Rooster!

Periodic Table #22 - How Do You Spell Douche?

Periodic Table #21 - It's Not Our Gay Porn

Periodic Table #20 - Those Bags Are Pretty Small

Periodic Table #19 - Next Year He'll Do Ironman Two

Periodic Table #18 - Fart-Free Beef

Periodic Table #17 - I'm So Mad I Could Choke a Goat!

Periodic Table #16 - It's the Perfect Place to Start a Cult!

Periodic Table #15 - Can I Borrow Your Pitbull?

Periodic Table #14 - It's Sofa King Low!

Periodic Table #13 - What I Just Did Was Reward Stupidity

Periodic Table #12 - You Have Cancer, She Has Crow's Feet

Periodic Table #11 - Madonna's Red Apple Sale

Periodic Table #10 - I Was Doing Research for the Show!

Periodic Table #9 - But I'm Certainly an Enthusiast

I'm Ashamed to be On This Show

Periodic Table #7 - I cAn HaZ eLeCtRoCuTiOn?

Periodic Table #6 - We Can't Get Off the Pot

Merry Christmas

Periodic Table #5 - Butt Mints, Crotch Nuts, & Crack Crack

Periodic Table #4 - The Insane Asylum

Periodic Table #3 - Lock Your Doors or the Amish Will Get You

Periodic Table #2 - You Callin' Me Immature?

Periodic Table #1 - It's All Downhill From Here