All Episodes

Episode 159: "Surfacizing. Surfacizing!"

Episode 158: "Ding Dang Orange Peels"

Episode 157: "How many wheelies are in there?"

Episode 156: "I've got protractor goggles"

Episode 155: "ChooseCo?! ChooseCo."

Episode 154: How big of a donkey?

Episode 153: "A tauntaun's prison pocket"

Episode 152: "She probably HAS hidden bodies"

Episode 151: "COME ABOUT!!!"

Episode 150: "Peeps for the peeps!"

Episode 149: "Wait...which grandma?!"

Episode 148: "Like a grandma at Hill's"

Episode 147: "The spookiest of Varleys"

Our Favorite Things: The Avett Brothers Edition

Episode 146: "I don't know what cheeks are in Latin"

Episode 145: "Gosh, I'm sweaty"

Episode 144: "T. Rex F-bomb"

Episode 143: "We put our hips together"

Episode 142: "Thanks for ruining the podcast!"

Episode 141: "They sat like lovers"

Episode 140: "Cash or card? Alligator!"

Episode 139: "When did Grandma Jo get here?"

Episode 138: "Body paint and fist fights"

Episode 137: "Leonardo next to the tub"

Episode 136: "Kiss my Astromech!"

Episode 135: "Lucasfilm, Lucasfilm, belly button"

Episode 134: "The Death Gimmick"

Episode 133: "Secret meatball"

Episode 132: "Surprisingly not offensive"

Episode 131: "Yippee Ki-Yay, Muppet-f...er!"

Episode 130: "We're NUDE again!"

Episode 129: "Santa Claus...something...something"

Episode 128: "Sistas with voices?! SWV!?!"

Our Favorite Things: Video Game Edition

Episode 127: "The Shalhoub-iverse"

Episode 126: "I've never not been here"

Episode 125: "Stupid Oxen Jokes"

Episode 124: "Thicc as heaven"

Episode 123: "Bandanas or bananas?"

Episode 122: "Boom. Boom. Canopy...Boom. Boom. Lasers."

Episode 121: "McDonald's nuggets are...not chicken based??"

Episode 120: "Back of the pants...scruff of the neck"

Episode 119: "Just clunk clunk"

Episode 118: "A casual 579.7 lbs of brisket."

Episode 117: "Gator. Don't. Care."

Episode 116: "Like a helicopter on a pontoon"

Episode 115: "Tusken Raider baby stroller"

Episode 114: "It makes as much sense in your head as it does in my mouth"

Episode 113: "Port! Court!"

Episode 112: "Total visionary. Great ice cream."

Episode 111: "I say 'danger'...I think 'zone'"

Episode 110: "Those are my-tallics!"

Episode 109: "Talk about homunculus!"

Episode 108: "Just respect the podcast"

Episode 107: "Everyone's favorite Todd"

Episode 106: "A very disease-free friend"

Introducing...The Infinite Brick

Episode 105: "Watch me work, Shirley!"

Episode 104: "555 - BUTT"

Our Favorite Things: Halloween Edition

Episode 103: "As far as the middle finger can see"

Episode 102: "It's not just...loving...it's tender loving."

Episode 101: "This is the Goldilocks scenario"

Episode 100: "The Florida-est Florida Person"

Our Favorite Things: Childhood Toys Edition

Episode 99: "This theory means absolutely nothing"

Episode 98: "Sir, set down the frank!"

Episode 97: "That's a hard jerking!"

Episode 96: "Either way...you're losing"

Episode 95: "It's 9 to 5...overnight"

Episode 94: "It's pronounced...seduction."

Episode 93: "Here it goes!!"

Episode 92: "I don't...get it?"

Episode 91: "I almost said 'prawn boker'"

Episode 90: "I smelled the bag...it smelled good"

Episode 89: "You game jacker!"

Episode 88: "I would love to be Steve Perry!"

Episode 87: "A couple guys talking about guys"

Episode 86: "Cupping implies palm of hand"

Episode 85: "What is the point of this nonsense?!"

Episode 84: "The physical manifestation of pure libido"

Episode 83: "I'm back to hating this"

Our Favorite Things: Holiday Edition

Episode 82: "The Royalty of Thieves"

Episode 81: "Tips and Prods"

Episode 80: "Ninja tools! Activate!"

Episode 79: "A lightsaber is a beautiful witch"

Episode 78: "It's the Waluigi of names"

Episode 77: "Say goodbye to your kidneys!"

Episode 76: "'Private' is a level of dancer"

Episode 75: "It's jazz on jazz"

Episode 74: "That's ok...nobody cares"

Episode 73: "He's Montell Jordan up in that piece!"

Episode 72: "That time I harpooned you!"

Episode 71: "Everybody needs a Joe"

Episode 70: "Just pick Betty White"

Episode 69: "The Tuba of Triumph!"

Episode 68: "A circus in my trunk"

Episode 67: "3 snickers, 3 doodles!"

Episode 66: "Hot Potato that Thing!"

Episode 65: "A lot of it's not great"

Episode 64: "#1 supplier of pork chops!"

Episode 63: "Magic Mother of Merlin!"

Episode 62: "At what point do I become prolific?"

Episode 61: "You're thinking of Talbots"

Episode 60: "Jean Claude Van Dougal!"

Episode 59: "The tapestry will weave itself"

Episode 58: "I invent pants!"

Episode 57: "Stewing in your victory juices!"

Episode 56: "It's nature's candy, Joe!"

Episode 55: "I'm too stupid for this"

Episode 54: "I only smirch, thank you."

Episode 53: "Danger Approved Shoes"

Episode 52: "Steve Harvey is just shaking his head"

Episode 51: "Peacocking like a Dilophosaurus"

Episode 50: "Oddly Satisfying and Wildly Popular"

Episode 49: "Reba McEntire’s jewelry store"

Episode 48: "I feel sick to my tramp stamp!"

Episode 47: "I have a feast stuffed in my pants!"

Episode 46: "Suitcase full of magic tricks"

Episode 45: "Good news...we're still recording!"

Episode 44: "He's going to a dude ranch!"

Episode 43: "You had me at 'burgle crawl'"

Episode 42: "You're the worst part about it!"

Episode 41: "He's peacocking all over!"

Episode 40: "Neckoration"

Episode 39: "This is why we podcast!"

Episode 38: "We roll deuces wild!"

Episode 37: "You don't want that effervescing"

Episode 36: "Akbar's doing all the work!"

Episode 35: "Snake eyes! Apple juice! Garbanzo beans!"

Episode 34: "It's like riding away from a Whitesnake concert!"

Episode 33: "In the belly of the CoinStar beast"

Episode 32: "Tasing a Naked Man"

Episode 31: "Nothing Special Here"

Episode 30: "FLAPS!!!"

Episode 29: "Hit it, Kenny!"

Episode 28: "How do we entice a squirrel to drink Pabst?"

Episode 27: "Disturbingly Tight Spacesuit"

Episode 26: "I would sacrifice Melvin"

Episode 25: "I was going to say 'foxy boxing'"

Episode 24.5: "Snorkel Day Fireworks!"

Episode 24: "The third part of a two part"

Episode 23: "I love all food based crimes"

Episode 22: "I love it when we're schtupping together"

Episode 21: "All the malt liquors of the rainbow"

Episode 20: "I feel like Scott Bakula"

Episode 19: "Who would I _____? Tina Turner!"

Episode 18: And, surprisingly?...Pants!

Episode 17: "If Sam Elliott is going to the moon, I’m going with him."

Episode 16: "Fro...zone!"

Episode 15: "I'm sorry to everybody"

Episode 14: "I'm a Zaner"

Episode 13: "One Good Moon Punch"

Episode 12 "Don't You Just Hate Pants?"

Episode 11: "Mosquitoes Don't Suck the Plants"

Episode 10 "Butt Focused Moonwalk"

Episode 9: "Pizza Perpetuated Crime"

Episode 8: "Production of Seduction"

Episode 7: "Someone else's codpiece"

Episode 6: "Justice abated...crime, go" (aka "squirt a goodly portion")

Episode 5: "I totally...Sith Master"

Episode 4: "Flatulating with Exuberance"

Episode 3: "Thievery pimp"

Episode 2: "Atlantis, 1912"

Episode 1: “You had me at ovum”

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