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the Profane Argument, atheist podcast — 440 episodes
Ep#481: Get your Trump Phone yet?
EEp#480: Nikki Sapphire, NICE
EEp#479: WHCD, "8647", and SPLC
EEp#478: Atheist podcast sides with Pope
EEp#477: Embargo on!
EEp#476: New species: HomoDumbassarien
EEp#475: Iran, Trump, and Bigfoot
EEp#474: He's a walking sow's ear
EEp#473: Operation Epstein Fury
EEp#472: SOTU, Trump, Dingus
EEp#471: Noah of Arc
EEp#470: Stupid people just stay stupid
EEp#469: Ye, Lemon, and how we're doomed
EEp#468: Alex Pretti, ICE, and the Taliban
EEp#467: US, Iran, and other fascist states
EEp#466: Are we the baddies?
EEp#465: Trump class
EEp#464: Trump, Reiner, and 28,000 viper deaths
EEp#463: ICE, War?, and FIFA
EEp#462: Wormy's poetry and Rogan's AI thoughts
EEp#461: Blowing Bubba and Ozempic penis
EEp#460: White Washing America
EEp#459: Election night and Trump's crown
EEp#458: Riyadh, Gen Z, and Platner
EEp#457: Facts, fictions, and belief
EEp#456: Trump goes to heaven
EEp#455: The Rapture...again
EEp#454: They made me horny and forced me to psychic
EEp#453: Kimmel update and HHS chaos
EEp#452: Kirk, Korea, and Valhalla
EEp#451: The Supremacist Court
EEp#450: "Just a bunch of holes"
EEp#449: Cracker Barrel, ICE, and the Guard
EEp#448: Never sh*t in 'Murica
EEp#447: Truth Arbiters, Youth Pastors, and Lizard People
EEp#446: The booming small coffin industry
EEp#445: Relax, Guy!
EEp#444: Trump, Epstein, and wet cupping
EEp#443: Happy fictions or uncomfortable truths
EEp#442: These kids are worshipping Grok and ChatGPT
EEp#441: Iran and King Trump
EEp#440: Need those ladies breedin’ not readin’
EEp#439: LA, MAHA, and Blasphemy
EEp#438: We're all going to die
EEp#437: From Grift to Graft
EEp#436: Global Propaganda
EEp#435: Woke Pope? Nope.
EEp#434: Cults and the Police State
EEp#433: Trump, the Pope, and the Easter Bunny
EEp#432: Deportations and Cult Leaders
EEp#431: Trump, RFK, and Val Kilmer
EEp#430: Science v Politics v Religion
EEp#429: OPSEC, Moonies, and RFK
EEp#428: Schumer, Rubio, and RFK
EEp#427: Tesla and the great uniter
EEp#426: Ukraine, Measles, and Bigfoot
EEp#425: Musk, Kennedy, and Gibberlink
EEp#424: Who is the Law?
EEp#423: Golden Idols and copper pennies
EEp#422: Trump's Musk in a Xtian Nation
EEp#421: One Hot Mama
EEp#420: Trump Exec Order Highlights
EEp#419: Congress, the fire, and the first 30 days
EEp#418: Tesla, New Orleans, and the Gulf
EEp#417: The Profane Argument sh*ts on Xmas: a Christmas Special
EEp#416: RFK Jr and Master Slappy
EEp#415: Syria, Luigi, and deportation
EEp#414: Appointments and the Blitz
EEp#413: We need a Liberal Joe Rogan
EEp#412: Where do we go from here?
EEp#411: Election night
EEp#410: Constitutional Sheriffs and Mitch McDickery
EEp#409: DING: Fries are done
EEp#408: Everyone needs Jesus?
EEp#407: Republican takeover and the Quaker Comet
EEp#406: VPDebate: “I was told I would not be fact checked”
EEp#405: Are you a good person??
EEp#404: Hezbollah, Trump, and Loomer
EEp#403: Competing with the Debate
EEp#402: Science, Trump, and Texas hellscape
EEp#401: How is this not illegal?
EEp#400: Anything but the real thing
EEp#399: BJ and the Bear
EEp#398: The miracle ear
EEp#397: Oldman v the Giggler
EEp#396: Menendez, RNC, and the Moon
EEp#395: I was trying to be elitist, you made me racist.
EEp#394: Debate, SCOTUS, and slapping therapy
EEp#393: Window into Hell
EEp#392: The Pope, The Hajj, and the Boyz
EEp#391: Lock them up!
EEp#390: Guilty! Politics and mold
EEp#389: Trump, Alito, and the Pope
EEp#388: Bleach blonde bad built butch body bitch
EEp#387: Hannibal Lecter and Stonewall Jackson
EEp#386: Trump, bears, and balls
EEp#385: Does anybody listen when I talk?
EEp#384: Leopards poisoned my face
EEp#383: Iran, Gettysburg, and Italy
EEp#382: Xtian Supremacy Eclipses Politics
EEp#381: Sanity checking butt stuff
EEp#380: Trump cronies and chemtrails
EEp#379: We are defined by our misery
EEp#378: State Law, Boebert, and the KKK
EEp#377: Nazis and the Heritage Foundation
EEp#376: Trump grifts, state laws, and Star-Seeds
EEp#375: Super Bowl and Fragile Bro-Flakes
ESnake Oil and Swift Outrage
EEp#373: Texas, Iran, and a moral imperative
EEp#372: Alien Mummies; lying to your kids
EEp#371: F... the poor
EEp#370: Epstein, aliens, and RFK
EEp#369: Taters the Cat and Little Santa
EEp#368: Anti-VAXers, Liars, and SCOTUS
EEp#367: Dictators, Witches, and Witch Doctors
EEp#366: Trevian Kutti and Dark Brandon
EEp#365: Religious Nonesense and Kill King 33
EEp#364: That's not the way poop goes
EEp#363: Mike Johnson's porn habits and Cupping
EEp#362: 80s icons and state politics
EEp#361: ProfArg origins and Speaker talk
EEp#360: Israel, 23andMe hack, and RFK
EEp#359: GOP chaos and Marburg zombies!
EEp#358: Trump, Gosar, and Moonfall
EEp#357: Masterson, Boebert, and Mexican Aliens
EEp#356: Indictments, Sentences, and Governmental Dismantling
EEp#355: GOP Debate and Religious Nonsense
EEp#354: The Moon, Maui, and Uri Gellar
EEp#353: Indictment! ...again.
EEp#352: More Profiles in Sedition
EEp#351: How is that legal??
EEp#350: Barbie and Twitter X
EEp#349: Fox, Dark Brandon, and septic tanks
EEp#348: Climate, Pride, and Racists
EEp#347: SCOTUS, Russia, and Geraldo
EEp#346: Hunter Biden!
EEp#345: Trump, Robertson, and Piss Christ
EEp#344: Santos, Boebert, and Kennedy
EEp#343: From Rhodes to Borax
EEp#342: X-tians pushing politics
EEp#341: Trump, Santos, and Giuliani
EEp#340: Zephyr, Feinstein, and Blackmon
EEp#339: FOX, Cucker, and X-tian Politics
EEp#338: YouTube, China, and the GOP
EEp#337: Prayer, Trump, Disney
EEp#336: Rape is ok in Heaven
EEp#335: Glitter cacti queen
EEp#334: Corgis, Ghosts, and Woody Harrelson
EEp#333: Fox says, "She's a witch!"
EEp#331: Heartland and Ecological Disasters
EEp#330: Paintings, Stoves, and Vouchers
EEp#328: Look at that bloated sack of meat
EEp#325: Republican fail
EEp#324: Zero f*cks given
EEp#323: Comeuppance
EEp#321: Drum major in the parade of cowardice
EEp#319: Violence: Always an option
EEp#317: Xtian Nationalism and Political Violence
EEp#316: Jared 3:16
EEp#315: Iron clad proof of God
EEp#313: Florida Hypocrisy and Fatherly Advice
EEp#312: NyQuil chicken and Chirobabies
EEp#311: The Cruelty is the point
EEp#310: Lickspittle little bitches
EEp#309: Couy, Hunter Biden!
EEp#307: Angry Ian is back!
EEp#306: Trump, violence, and fake meat
EEp#305: Democrat wins and Republican losses
EEp#304: Republicans looking... Haggard
EEp#299: Boebert's Bad Week
EEp#298: Enough Honky Holidays
EEp#296: Today's Christian Nationalists
EEp#295: Primaries and Zealots
EEp#294: Primaries and Patronizing Politicians
EEp#292: Leaking SCOTUS
EEp#291: US Politics and Dead Oligarchs
EEp#290: Bunnies, Eggs, and Testicles
EEp#289: Fauci on trial and PYRAMIDS!
EEp#288: Death, Unions, and Pants
EEp#274: MAGA, Anthrax, and UFOs on the rise!
EEp#272: Mouthwash for the Missouri Masses
EEp#271: That's it. It's over. Thanks Oprah.
EEp#268: Q crazies and "Let's go Brandon"
EEp#266: Prayer Warriors and Mark of the Beast
EEp#265: Conspiracy or Truth
EEp#262: We do like our little Aryan girls
EEp#261: 9/11 and the National Divide
EEp#259: Republicans and other terrorists
EEp#258: Taliban Takeover
EEp#257: Hey Jared, That's Bullshit!
EEp#256: 'The Storm' may be upon us
EEp#255: Crisis Actor Narrative </sarcasm>
EEp#254: Republicanism: A Neo-Fascist Movement
EEp#251: A detailed digital map of my rectangle
EEp#249: Offences against Life, Dignity, and Liberty
EEp#247: All these chuckle-f*cks
EEp#246: Unhinged, embarrassing racists
EEp#245: The crazy new GOP
EEp#243: Jesus is magic
EEP#242: Those monkeys were the worst
EEp#241: Taking shots at Gaetz
EEp#240: Assault weapons, religion in politics
EEp#239: Biden, pot, and Squatch-killings
EEp#238: Who is going to stop them?
EEp#237: An unlimited supply of dumb, dumb, dumb Americans
EEp#232: For entertainment purposes only
EEp#231: Profiles in Sedition I
EEp#230: Buh Bye Donnie Little-Hands
EEp#229: the Sedition Caucus
EEp#228: The night before....
EEp#227: Little kids throwing unlimited piles of money
EEp#226: Pardons, Q, and lack of grieving
EEp#225: GOP Insanity
EEp#224: Injustice for All
EEp#223: DiaperDon Grifting the World
EEp#222: Touching your penis is great!
EEp#221: On their knees "monkey-brain" worshipping him
EEp#220: One part dictator, two parts dipshit
EEp#219: Pack your bags, Bitches!
EEp#218: flU.S.A, flU.S.A, flU.S.A!
EEp#217: Trump vs. the World
EEp#216: Total Cuck Talk
EEp#215: COVID Wrecks White House
EEp#214: Debate Debacle
EEp#213: Amy v Allison
EEp#212: Trump's America
EEp#211: Trump makes waves with Losers and Suckers
EEp#210: America is Dying
EEp#209: Election 2020: Evil vs Adequate
EEp#208: Grossly underestimating our fascination with our own genitals
EEp#207: Libertarian consternation
EEp#206: Yo-semite, Goh-mert yourself
EEp#205: The normalization of evil
EEp#204: The Oswald Cobblepot of Trump's crime syndicate
EEp#203: PPP money, COVID, and Trump Idiots
EEp#202: Hope no one puts a ramp in his way
EPromo from E200: Ian hears about the Trump Rally
EEp#201: Orangutans and chimpanzees don’t … uh … bang.
EEp#200: Big Cock Energy
EEp#199: Jesus Christ on a cracker
EEp#198: Slipping grasp of reality
EEp#197: Tanks in the streets
EEp#196: Amy's punishment
EEp#195: I blame diversity!
EEp#194: I had all the hope burned out of me
EEp#193: There's no place like the Vatican
EEp#192: She seems nice
EEp#191: A tenuous connection of nonsense
EEp#190: Diamond and Silk
EEp#189: With a hat like that...
EEp#188: COVID Bingo!
EEp#187: Trump far worse than "Chinese Virus"
EEp#186: Day of Prayer fails. Weird.
EEp#185: National Socialist Pope
EEp#184: Loud dum dums 2020
EEp#183: Welcome to the Dictatorship
EEp#182: Horrible Things
EEp#181: Double digit IQs, bibles, and deep-fried snacks
EEp#180: McConnell can't find the votes!
EEp#179: Let the Impeachment begin
EEp#178: The most punchable face
EEp#177: New Year, End of the World
EEp#176: Eat my old wrinkly dick
EEp#175: JC the video game and sad state news
EEp#174: Evangelicals, Trumpers & your perineum
EEp#173: Nunes, Pat, and co-conspirators
EEp#172: Kanye, Stone, and Copper Nose Wands
EEp#171: Seat fillers, toadies, and hanger-on'ers
EEp#170: Impeachment talk and ghost stories
EEp#169: Jared Superstar Brickhouse Jones
EEp#168: Mafia Rave, Fraud Guarantee
EEp#167: Grotesquely incompetent and willfully corrupt
EEp#166: Carlson, Graham, and Robertson pull out
EEp#165: Trump, Whistleblower, and Yambags
EEp#164: The Eyes of Gretta
EEp#163: Sir Vice President Pounce
EEp#162: Politics and Hurricanes
EEp#161: Guns, Trump, Borris, and Racism
EEp#160: The Chosen One
EEp#159: Trump...it's like we've heard this story before
EEp#158: Conspiracies abound
EEp#157: Stochastic Terrorism and Dems on stage
EEp#156: The Apocalypse Episode
EEp#155: One anecdotal microcosm of hope
EEp#154: Make America Hate Again
EEp#153: WHO'S....THAT.....PEDO!!!???!
EEp#152: Trump's ignorance, Dem Debates, and Symbolism
EEp#151: Faith Militant, SCOTUS, and Alt Meds
EEp#150: SCOTUS, Pompeo, and religious paraphernalia
EEp#149: Trump's Hat
EEp#148: Steve Bannon and other stupid people
EEp#147: Musliminess and gay rats
EEp#146: Abortion, Falwell, and who beats Trump?
EEP#145: Measles, Trump defiance, and PA Rep Sims
EEp#144: Trump and the sperm worm
EEp#143: Mueller Report, Democrats, and Dead Pig Brains
EEp#142: Black Hole and Our Lady in Paris
EEp#141: McConnell hate and dick pics
EEp#140: From Biden to Buttigieg to the Edge of the World
EEp#139: Collusion Illusion
EEp#138: The Full Cucker
EEp#137: Bladensburg, Cohen, Bolton, and Anti-Vaxxers
EEp#136: SCOTUS, Pell, Pope, Cucker, and Happer
EEp#135: Anti-Vaxxers, Trump's Emergency, and McCabe
EEp#134: Tropes, Shoes, and Blitz in the 50s
EEp#133: Give ME your money! .. and Trump's SOTU
EEp#132: Stone arrested, church in school, and Pot in PA
EEp#131: Covington, Giuliani, and the Pence house
EEp#130: Lynchings, King, and Comrade Trump
EEp#129: The Wall, Manafort, and Joey Salads
EEp#128: Trump, church fraud, and abortion in Ohio
EEp#127: d20 for the win!
EEp#126: Trump week, Vampire Facials, and Dems for Pres
EEp#125: Maher on Comic Books, and the evil of the GOP
EEp#124: No empathy, piss on everything.
EEp#123: The Soaring Eagles of Freedom!
EEp#122: Election follow-up, CNN, and Whitaker
EEp#121: Midterm Shenanigans
EEp#120: Midterms and Assholes
EPromo: Ian's take on 60 Minutes Interview
EEp#119: Latinx, Khashoggi, and 60 Minutes
EEp#118: The Republican War on Women
EEp#117: The Judge lied; Veterans; and attacks on Science
EEp#116: The world laughs at Trump
EEp#115: Canadian Cannabis, Kavanaugh, and Toad
EEp#114: Patriots Day, Law, and Kavanaugh
EEp#113: Nike, Racist Robocalls, and Pope Frank
EEp#112: Jews, Catholics, Satanists, and Mormons
EEp#111: PA Report, Republican Family, and Manafort's Defense
EEp#110: Q and the Kochs constitutional rewrite
EEp#109: Giuliani, Pence, and Session's religious task force
EEp#108: CVS, Israel, and this week in Trump
EEp#107: Trump's traitorous week
EEp#106: Breastfeeding and the Federalist Society
EEp#105: Liars, SCOTUS, and the new Conspiracy
EEp#104: Bible Study and Civil Discourse
EEp#103: Immigration and other Trump fiascos
EEp#102: Suicide, Cake Fallout, and Priestly Pedophiles
EEp#101: Eagles, Cake, and Manafort
EEp#100: Turns out it's a religious blitz
EEp#99: Trying to find good in Trump
EEp#98: News, Israel, and Exclusivity
EEp#97: Social correctness, Iran, and Trump's money
EEp#96: the Alt-Right, Pell, and Trump's hair gets him in trouble
EEp#95: Focus on the Family Church
EEp#94: YESHiva or yeSHIva
EEp#93: 7-2 in favor of Jesus
EEp#92: Mustaches and Religious Mayhem
EEp#91: Why abortion is ok
EEp#90: Rich, white, and dumb as a bag of hammers
EEp#89: Billy Graham Statue and Praying for snow
EEp#88: Moonies, Guns, and In God We Trust
EEp#87: Arming the Moonies
EEp#86: The G.O.Nazi.P. and is Mike Pence religious?
EEp#85: Treasonous Comments and Military Parades
EEp#84: No electronics in a mop
EEp#83: Religion in Schools
EEp#82: From Sh-thole to Sh-thouse
EEp#81: Fire and Fury
EEp#80: We could use a little global warming
EEp#79: Crockett and Tubbs...I mean Trump
EEp#78: Alabama and Sen. Grassley on nominees
EEp#77: Moore, Flynn, and Trump's slow fall
EEp#76: Sedition, Treason and a bible museum
EEp#75: Roy Moore, and the Alt-Right in Warsaw
EEp#74: Spacey, Manafort, and Papadopoulos
EEp#73: Jane Doe and Women under attack
EEp#72: Openly Secular time!
EEp#71: Puerto Rico and Gun Control
EEp#70: Taking a knee...
EEp#69: Climate Change and the End of the World
EEp#68: Hurricane info and Trump Judicial Takeover
EEp#67: Church work release and Harvey's impact
EEp#66: The Guru of Bling and the Steele Dossier
EEp#65: Leakers, News, and After Dark
EEp#64: Fatwa on Frosty
EEp#63: Climate Change and Atheists in an Islamic World
EEp#62: Trump lies and Jared shits on the flag
EEp#61: Johnson Amendment, Kim Davis, and Justin Beiber
EEp#60: Turtle Earthers, that's absurd
EEp#59: Xtian Monuments, Cardinal Pell, and Don Jr.
EEp#58: Vaccines, Sessions' Racist Lawyer, and SCOTUS
EEp#57: Saudi, Water Divining, and Health Care
EEp#56: Trump Worship and Canadian Blasphemy
EEp#55: Maher, Griffon, and Trump
EEp#54: Trump, the World's Jester
EEp#53: Trump, the Grand Canyon, and Preachers
EEp#52: Underage marriages, blasphemy laws, and Trump’s biggest problem yet
EEp#51: Atheist Activism with the Iowa Atheist
EEp#50: Climate Deniers, and Dems fighting back?
EEp#49: Atheism causes homelessness and Ivanka's bad day
EEp#48: Gorsuch, Trump's Money, and Science!
EEp#47: Republican Atheists, Neil Gorsuch and N.Korea
EEp#46: NC bathrooms, Pence, Prince, and NASA
EEp#45: Climate Science, Nunes, and Kushner
EEp#44: State Madness and my problem with the SPLC
EEp#43: Atheist Muslim and American Taliban
EEp#42: Trump, NASA, and free speech
EEp#41: Flynn, Miller, and Bannon
EEp#40: Civil Forfeiture, War on Science, and Sep. of Church & State
EPromo: How we really feel about Trump
EEp#39: All Politics all the time...
EEp#38: Trump's first actions; emboldened GOP
EEp#37: Inauguration, Hearings, and Religious Law
EEp#36: Why to atheists lean left?
EEp#35: 2016 year-end review
EEp#34: And a happy Jolblot to you
EEp#33: Religion True? Which do you pick?
EEp#32: On Trump, Veil ban, and Scientology
EEp#31: Bannon is Trump's Goebbels
EEp#30: Election 2016
EEp#29: Myths, Death, some local news and the election
EEp#28: Morality in Politics and Criminals
EEp#27: the Amish & more Trump
EEp#26: VP Debate & Politics
EEp#25: Presidential Debate Review
EEp#24: Jehovah! Jehovah!
EEp#23: Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu
EEp#22: Mormons, Russian FGM and Hillary's e-mail
EEp#21: Scientology sucks
EEp#20:Strange Islamic rules
EEp#19: Trump, Cupping, and Islam in Australia
EEp#18: Crazy State Laws
EEp#17: RNC, DNC, and Pokemon Go
EEp#16: The RNC - What do we think?
EEp#15: PA suicide and "Alternative" Healing
EEp#14: Istanbul; Most Reasonable Religion?
EEp#13: Everyone hates Atheists & Conspiracy Theories
EEp#12: Orlando; Reason Rally; Cryptozoology
EEp11: Those Crazy Christians
EEp#10: Cults, Trump, Idiocracy, and the Rapture
EEp#9: Superstitious Yahya and the Target Lady
EEp #8, Cruz, AA, Catholicism, and Kirk Cameron
EEp#7: Saudi, Iran, & Pat Boone
EEp#6: Atheists, Climate deniers and Bill Nye
EEp#5: Superstitions and State Law
EEp#4: Birth Control and SCOTUS; attacks in Belgium/Islam; Texas fossils
EEp#3: Our local priests; Mother Teresa; Lion bites Christian butt
EEp#2: How atheist are we?; Morman LGBT update; GOP; Catholicism
EEp#1: Who are we?; LDS & LGBT; news from Phoenix
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