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the raffertyesque podcast — 191 episodes
Back Dat Wallet Up.
You Say Milk. I Say Milk. Milk. Milk.
Fat Guy In A Little Car
Take it to the Bridge.
Does Tina Turner Do Weddings?
Welcome to Cooches On Couch.
Does The Ghost Pay Rent Too?
Bob Barker Presents: Plinko: The Pinball Machine
Some Pain, A Little Bit Of Gain.
Spock Playing the Accordion on a Penny-farthing.
Portland Was Inside You All Along!
Mother Teresa? Total Jerk.
The Fried Oreos Were Delicious, Btdubs.
Frankly Sir, I Don’t Trust Your Discernment.
Unsafe In Any Gear. Including Neutral.
If a tree falls in the forest, make a table out of it?
Bob Brant: Principled Man.
I Love New York
New York City Walking Tour #29: Astoria
Three Speeds, None Of Them Particularly Fast.
Don’t Worry Guys, I Got This.
Can’t Wait for “Bloomberg! The Musical”
Whose Idea Was The Murder Cabin? Oh, Right. My Fault.
Newark? More Like “Booooowark.”
Everybody Loves Guys Named Raymond.
John McClane Was Dead All Along.
I’m Naming My Next Pet “Bodega.”
Let’s Try This Again, Shall We?
Top 10 Town Names That Are Sillier than “Guilderland”
Two Guys, One Ampersand.
U-ll Wish U Hired Movers.
Grown Men Will Squee
Wub wub wub uns uns uns bwob bwob bwob… barf.
A Most Peculiar Faux Test Drive
You’re Gonna Need New Spark Plugs and a New Flux Capacitor.
The Dream Of The 90s Is Two Inches From Your Face.
Neither Snow Nor Rain Nor… Saturday?
Slightly Used Auction Website, Great Condition, Free Shipping!
Pat’s Guide to Craig’s List.
A Lasagna By Any Other Name…
There’s Not A Good Seat In The House
Water! My Only Weakness!
The Circle of Faygo.
Two Out Of Three Ain’t Bad.
In Case of Apocalypse, Reboot Server.
From bits and bytes into atoms and iPhones
Rockefeller Center: Good For Skyscrapers, Bad For Pine Trees.
“Information Super Highwayday” Was a Close Second.
There Goes The No Neighborhood.
You and Me, Wii.
Make Sure You Wear a Condom, Nate Silver.
Keep Calm And Check The Expiration Date on That Milk.
Thanks a lot, Charles.
Dot Dot Dot. Douche Douche Douche. Dot Dot Dot.
Bog? Bog Bog. Bog!
Are Sherlock Hound and Slylock Fox Related?
Downloads Killed The Plastic Disc Star.
Debbie, Did You Invite Gatoroid?
Glad I Skipped Super Pentagon, Hexagons For Life.
See, It’s Funny Because Everyone Has Been On Law & Order.
That Highway Looks Delicious.
I Hope You Like Pop Culture References.
We Would Have Also Accepted Schwangerschaftsunterbrechung.
Como Arigato Mr. George Clooney
Redhead, Redhead, Over There.
The Captain Has Turned On The Crying Babies Sign.
It’s Not a Cookie It’s Fruit and a Dead Body.
Let’s Remake the Prequel to This Rebooted Sequel.
Pretty Sure That’s PEBKAC and EIAANIH.
You Guys Aren’t Using That Desert, Are You?
Not Valid Until Signed. In Blood.
Momofuku is for Moms.
Petrus Stuyvesant & Peter Cooper, BFFs.
Man Cannot Live On Chunky Strawberry Toppers Alone.
Sir, Do You Know How Slowly You Were Walking?
I Would Totally Buy Kinect Bocce.
Boffo Box Office Blowout Bows to Big Business Blah Blah Blah…
Free Vince Lombardi Mousepads!
New York City Walking Tour #22: Hamilton Heights
Fu Manchu Was Never Even a Consideration.
Have You Seen My Scarf?
Extra, Extra! Osama Bin Laden Pregnant With Aliens!
Show Me Aero The Acro-Bat!
Beware the Deadly Asparagus Planet.
Everything Is A Remake
Let’s Go Beat Up Old Man Rafferty!
Hey, I’m Not Walking Here!
Happy Sol 17th, Everyone!
Hipsters and Hand Grenades
Ladies Love Progress Meters.
That’s Master Jobsman To You.
Meow Meow oh Meow Meow oh Meow oh Gaga.
Fear, Uncertainty, and Make Sure You Ground Yourself.
Powerful Stuff, So Watch That Plug!
Juggalos In The Pot Smoke
Food, Clothing, Shelter… and Fire!
What Do You Give When You Hate Giving Anything?
Hibernation, Aestivation, Cryonation, Torporvation
84 Out of 100 Women Prefer Men Who Wear Hats
Zen And The Art Of Castle Maintenance
Isn’t Calling The Sale “Door Busters” Kind Of Asking For It?
New York City Walking Tour #11: The Bowery
From Dropped Pins to Dropped Calls.
Whoever Wins, Bananas Lose
I Thought Captain Planet Smelled Bad On The Outside
Yo Man, You Got Any Sūji wa dokushin ni kagiru?
There Was Even A Guy Mowing His Lawn!
No Replacements Found
Why Are You Sparkling? Shouldn’t You Be Dead?
Sorry, Borfplup.com Is Already Registered.
Little John to Queen’s Knight 4
Herbert Strikes Again.
Can’t… Get… Clean… Must… Get… Clean.
You Could Say It’s a Portland Portmanteau.
They Never Even Made Any Robots.
Rolling In The Deep… On Empty.
It’s Like Working For Mr. Magoo.
It’s Non-Expanding Recreational Foam Or Nothing.
A Night On The Sea Beach Express
Neither Wildcat, Nor Madman
Does the AV Department Charge Late Fees?
Trespassing on Government Property You Will, Yes.
It’s Coming Right For Us!
You’re Going to Feel a Slight Pinch. Then, Awesome.
Tweetie Eats Seeds.
The Dentist of Tortuga
In Which I Theorize On The Origins of Foods
Can a Turtle Even Get Dysentery?
Take The Red Lollipop, Take The Blue Lollipop.
Tyler Durden sees Dead People.
If You Zone It, They Will Come. Hopefully.
Meet Me In Montauk. Bring the Nazi Gold.
Cell Phones and Orvilles and Bears, Oh My.
Tonight, on This Old Penthouse
For the Bird Noise see “Bird Vocalization”
The Plant Has Been Moved
Fine, Try and Kill It.
It’s A Mickey Face?
You Know What “Free Bird” Is Missing? A Tuba Solo.
Lost Pat: Reward If Found
Yes, “Tackifying” is Actually a Word.
You Geckophiles Make Me Sick
Thirty Five Potato Chips
Richard and The Bieber
Under-Underground. Then Under That.
Blimie! Hear Be Dragons!
The Adventures of Batman and Meatface
Night of the Wandering Dead
The Cheddar Popcorn Is The Best
Isn’t The Evil Twin Supposed To Have The Beard?
It’s Hard Out There For A Pomp.
Tanya, Tania, Tanja.
Who Asked You, Elijah Wood?
Admit It, You Clubbed The Duck
That Hat Was Well Worth the Deutschmarks.
These Rocks Have Speakers In Them!
41st & Broadway: A Play In One Part.
Mayo? Mayobe, mayobe not.
You Have To Type In The UPC? Seriously?
Wait, That Was A Different VW Commercial.
ABC(D): Always Be Closing (Diners)
The Allowance Is Coming From Inside The House!
We’re Going With Octopus.
Ben & Jerry (and Zev)
Some Do Not Like It Hot
So We’ll Take It In
Lay All Your Calgon on Me
Never Call Here Again. Ever.
Those Jeans Look Fine On You.
100,000 Bells For a Horse Head?
Sorry Chuck I’ve Converted.
It’s Like Studio 54. Only Not At All.
It’s An “Internet Device”
The Six Million Dollar Steve
Razzmatazz Is People!
They Call Me Mista Boombastic 2 Dope
Fresco in a Well-Ventilated Area
So Dean Martin, a Yeti, and Jaws Walk into a Casino…
In Soviet Minnahannock, Tram Rides You!
What’s that, Nipper? Timmy has a Pre-existing Condition?
Regular Deeds Done For a Fair Price
Damn you Cool Mint Tarzan!
You’re the Next Contestant on: “Him? Really? You Sure?”
Coming Up Next On Amazing Discoveries
I Would Have Settled for $63.
Griffith to the Power of Griffith
Hauer Your Sheep Doing?
Jimmy Page Versus The Dot Matrix Printer
“From Russia With Fun” My Ass
Rodents of About Average Size.
From The Home Office in… Queens?