All Episodes

Shifting into 4th gear - 07.04.2026

Delivered via Hair Male - 06.27.2026

Make a sacrifice to the St. Louis Sinkhole - 06.19.2026

World Cups and Baby Ducks - 06.13.2026

Learning to see music and smell colors - 06.06.2026

Baseball is no longer America’s pastime - 05.30.2026

Driving while detoxicated - 05.23.2026

Held hostage by the car mechanic - 05.16.2026

Gassy Mother Truckers - 05.09.2026

Weaned off the hotdogs - 05.02.2026

Todd is a grandpa! - 04.25.2026

A touch of Tourette's - 04.18.2026

Horse Races of Death - 04.11.2026

We've got seasonal vertigo - 04.04.2026

Getting our comic books signed at 2 Rivers Comic Con - 03.28.2026

Becoming Karate Kids with Sean Kanan - 03.21.2026

Entering our "Daylight Saving Time" Era - 03.14.2026

Operation Epic Snoring - 03.07.2026

Reviewing the State of the Union - 02.28.2026

The FCC is coming down hard - 02.21.2026

Florida is the only place we vacay - 02.14.2026

Can't be sued for saying Super Bowl or Olympics - 02.07.2026

How to sleep in the Dallas Fort Worth Airport - 01.31.2026

Going on a Somali cruise - 01.24.2026

John O'Leary from "Soul on Fire" - 01.17.2026

Crapitol Plaza Hotel - 01.10.2026

Playing sad trombones at church - 01.03.2026

Who cares if the Chiefs leave Missouri - 12.27.2025

Sports betting ruins marriages - 12.20.2025

Google flagged Todd's website as hate speech - 12.13.2025

News legend Elliott Davis RETURNS - 12.06.2025

Attention Deficit Benefit - 11.29.2025

3 out of 5 turkey legs for the movie "Hamnet" - 11.22.2025

Stand 6 feet away from your radio - 11.15.2025

R.I.P. NYC - 11.08.2025

Halloween Hangover - 11.01.2025

Bad weather at the No Kings Day protests - 10.25.2025

Who the heck is Mel Robbins? - 10.18.2025

Cucked at the Comic-Con - 10.11.2025

Our very special Hollywood episode - 10.04.2025

Coming down with a case of mono-vision - 09.27.2025

Todd's detached retina - 09.20.2025

Caught inside the car wash *clap-clapclap*clapclap* - 09.13.2025

Watch Jake Tapper cry on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire - 09.06.2025

Todd shoved a microphone in Elliot Davis' face - 08.30.2025

Your TV is too darn high - 08.23.2025

Stealing Larry Conners' Lunch Money - 08.16.2025

Todd is a great dinner-party guest - 08.09.2025

Are you a good vacation buddy? - 08.02.2025

Gettin' lucky at the LOTO (Lake of the Ozarks) - 07.26.2025

Electric football will never die - 07.19.2025

Flood took all our personal property - 07.12.2025

Burning Walls and Bridges - 07.05.2025

Gambling on ponies with ChatGPT - 06.28.2025

What is your A.I. scammer safe word? - 6.21.2025

Happy Birthday, Mr. President - 06.14.2025

ELON VS. TRUMP - 06.07.2025

Best Meteorologist in the World, Leah Hill - 05.31.2025

Comedian Chrissy Mayr is BACK! - 05.24.2025

America Shaman, Jake Angeli-Chansley - 05.17.2025

Live remote from the bowels of a corporate prison - 05.10.2025

The Anthony Rogers Show - 05.03.2025

Buying tickets to 2 Rivers Comic Con in St. Charles - 04.26.2025

Steaming pile of jury doodie - 04.19.2025

The wife smells like Old Spice - 04.12.2025

Filly Bustin' - 04.05.2025

Todd is not your cartoon monkey - 03.29.2025

We can't wait to moderate a mayoral debate - 03.22.2025

We're now on Saturdays at 5 AND SUNDAYS AT 2! - 03.15.2025

Send a GRUMPY GRAM to your future Father-in-Law - 03.08.2025

The St. Louis City Mayoral Primary is Tuesday, March 4th - 03.01.2025

Tell 'Em Big Cindy Sent Ya - 02.22.2025

Sick of the Florida Flu - 02.15.2025

What to wear to the Super Bowl party - 02.08.2025

Live from St. Louis it's Saturday Right - 02.01.2025

That's America's moon and we're taking it back! - 01.25.2025

Inauguration Day Party - 01.18.2025

Everything we lost during Snowpocalypse 2025 - 01.11.2025

Your Board Game Has Too Many Rules - 01.04.2025

Newds Year's Eve - 12.28.2024

Pregaming Christmas - 12.21.2024

Solar Powered Christmas Lights - 12.14.2024

Phishing Trips - 12.07.2024

Cram It In Your Cran-Hole - 11.30.2024

It's Okay to Leave the Family Text Thread - 11.23.2024

These broads have balds - 11.16.2024

No Sleep Till 270 - 11.09.2024

Early Voting Fiascos - 11.02.2024

D.E.I. Officer! Open Up! - 10.26.2024

Not So Great Clips - 10.19.2024

Becoming Manly Men - 10.12.2024

100,000 Voters Will Decide the Election - 10.05.2024

We've Gone Chimp Crazy - 09.28.2024

We've Got a Great Big Convoy! - 09.21.2024

What's Going on at VoteTodd.org ? - 09.14.2024

Violins Doesn't Solve Anything - 09.07.2024

Need a Pill to Fix Our Mail Problems - 08.31.2024

Maggots for Breakfast at the DNC - 08.24.2024

Wrap Your Lips Around a Kamala Coffee Cup - 08.17.2024

Follicly Challenged - 08.10.2024

"WEIRD" Was OUR Word First - 08.03.2024

THE BIG 1-YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW! - 07.27.2024

We Got Preempted by the Big Trump News - 07.20.2024

Todd's Son is a Hot New Single - 07.13.2024

Pigging Out on 4th of July - 07.06.2024

Hidden Microphones at the Presidential Debate - 06.29.2024

Flippin' Birdies on the Disc Golf Course - 06.22.2024

Downing Vegan Hot Dogs with Joey - 06.15.2024

Passed the Statue of Limitations - 06.08.2024

Giving Great Headshots on Picture Day - 06.01.2024

Our Liberal Friend, Bill McClellan of PBS and The Post Dispatch - 05.25.2024

Smash That Dump Button - 05.18.2024

In the Eye of the Cicada Storm - 05.11.2024

Can You Smell What The Rock Just Peed In? - 05.04.2024

Our New Album Goes Head to Head with Taylor Swift - 04.27.2024

Lost Our Dang Match.com Passwords - 04.20.2024

Been Staring At the Eclipse All Day - 04.13.2024

Our Least Favorite Roadside Attractions - 04.06.2024

That's a Mighty Big Lido Deck You Have There - 03.30.2024

Grandma Dared Me to Stick a Knife in the Outlet - 03.23.2023

So You Think You're a Football Player, Mr. Schowalter - 03.16.2024

Dead Grandmas Have the Best Stuff - 03.09.2024

Getting Blown Off Is No Fun - 03.02.2024

Too Many Teeth to Work at the Carnival - 02.24.2024

Selling Perverted Poetry at the Bakery - 02.17.2024

Todd Owes Comedian Chrissie Mayr Child Support - 02.10.2024

Todd's Big Announcement About Running for Office - 02.03.2024

Taking Hostages at the Drury Hotel - 01.27.2024

This Podcast Could Have Been an Email - 01.20.2024

Dr. Sam Page Has FLEECED St. Louis - 01.13.2024

Pay Us to Advertise Your Fat Pills - 01.06.2024

New Year's Eve with Todd's Real Life Human Son and Friends - 12.30.23

Wiping Boogers on the Fancy Christmas Towels - 12.23.23

Giving Half-Empty Gift Cards for Christmas - 12.16.23

Choosing a Good Grandparent Nickname - 12.09.23

New Smoker's Voice Thanks to Snot-Nosed Kids - 12.02.23

Seinfeld, Friends, and Breaking Bad Actor, Larry Hankin - 11.25.23

St. Louis City Has That FRESH Ghost Smell - 11.18.23

Will Film Tax Credits Make Missouri the Next Georgia? - 11.11.23

Trick-Or-Treaters Took Todd's Cat Food - 11.04.23

Dishonorably Discharged from the KISS Army - 10.28.23

Our IMDb STARmeter Score Is in the Toilet - 10.21.23

Your Blue Ponytails Offend Us - 10.14.23

We Prefer to Be Called 'Waste Management Professionals' - 10.7.23

Bustin' Makes Me Feel Good - 9.30.23

Nothing On Under Our Overalls - 9.23.23

Betting, Betting, Betting on the Jets - 9.16.23

Todd's Been Run Down By Another Car - 9.9.23

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's F.U.P.A. Man! - 9.2.23

No Show 'Til We Get Hot Pizza and Chicken Patties! - 8.26.23

Comedian Jeff Allen from Dry Bar Comedy on Hitting Rock Bottom - 8.19.23

Seven Seas and Nine Natural Wonders - 8.12.23

Makin' It Rain on Dem Joes - 8.5.23

Growing Out Our Lockdown Mullets - 7.29.23

Trailer-The Right Mind Show with Todd Schowalter