All Episodes

Ep. 80 - Stairs, beers, cowboy boots and greasy Mexican food… I don’t think they’re a good mix!

Ep. 79 - Live from Ekim Brewery!

Ep. 78 - There’s enough monkeys in my brain already, I don’t need more monkeys!

Ep. 77 - You’d better have a blow of the old cock whistle when you get to the brewery…

Ep. 76 - Listen, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!

Ep. 75 - I’m getting the snip on Tuesday and then dressing up as a princess.

Ep. 74 - Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Ep. 73 - Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people.

Ep. 72 - You should have more energy considering you’re on Meth!

Ep. 71 - If I had one wish from a genie, I’d want puzzle pieces to moan when they fit together.

Ep. 70 - Easter is just a fucking scam made up by chocolate companies…

Ep. 69 - Dinner for two!

Ep. 68 - Australia doesn’t exist, it’s a cover up by the British...

Ep. 67 - The moon landing was fake! Wait, wait, wait… You believe in the moon??

Ep. 66 - Is this still available? Would you swap for a bacon and egg roll? I’ve seen it cheaper elsewhere!

Ep. 65 - Nah don’t worry about my week, nah it’s fine.. Anyway, moving on!

Ep. 64 - Started my new role as a spirit guidance counsellor… As in a spirit level? Nah, bottleshop attendant!

Ep. 63 - You can call me Mylesy if you want? I’ll do that Mylesy. You can call me Gal if you want!

Ep. 62 - That song was shit when it came out and guess what, it’s still shit!

Ep. 61 - We'll invest about $100 between us all, get $10 back and then say "Fuck, that's all profit!"

Ep. 60 - Fuck me, you turned up with no brain today!

Ep. 59 - I, I, I’m Roy!

Ep. 58 - If anyone was gona fuck up on Christmas Day, it was gona be me!

Ep. 57 - Oh, you didn't tell me there was custard!

Ep. 56 - Were you the timekeeper for all of the stolen motorbike races?

Ep. 55 - Oi fuckface, I don’t want hear it!

Ep. 54 - Look, to be honest I want to get out of there. There’s no windows, I’m freezing my dick off and I’m much better with cattle than I am packing boxes.

Ep. 53 - If you're not crashing, you're not trying. I crash all the time... Well, you're fucking shit!

Ep. 52 - Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because Chuck Norris only recognises the element of surprise.

Ep. 51 - Imagine a 20kg bucket full of toothpaste, and you just put your whole shoe in it, yeah that’s what it was like.

Ep. 50 - High, Low, Buffalo!

Ep. 49 - Ryan’s a grub with no ability, enjoy your only GF win bud haha

Ep. 48 - It’s me to a T! I’ll haemorrhage money just to keep you happy but then you’re fucking dead to me!

Ep. 47 - I won't post Happy Birthday. If I post on your wall, just know I've taken an hour out of my day to do it!

Ep. 46 - It's going to make me look like a hypocrite, but I cooked a brisket!

Ep. 45 - Dane and Berzerkus's Grand Final Preview Show

Ep. 44 - Fresh from the range, live from the car!

Ep. 43 - There will be a keg... How old is the kid? One, but I don't think it'll drink that much.

Ep. 42 - Being a dad at bedtime is like being a designated driver trying to get your friends to leave the pub.

Ep. 41 - You look like you're gearing up for an hour long chat. I look like I'm about to sentence someone to death

Ep. 40.3 - Fuck Episode 40, it’s dead to us! Onwards and fucking upwards, son!

Ep. 39 - The Tigers got the spoon… I know a lot of Tigers supporters, that’s what they fucking deserved.

Ep. 38 - This is why we need someone who’s good at editing. Hopefully they’ll work for beer and Toblerones?!

Ep. 37 - For those blokes out there that have young men or young boys, they need more time than you think.

Ep. 36 - I had to be reminded it's Father's Day this weekend. Clearly I haven't got used to being a fucking father yet.

Ep. 35 - He takes a sip of whiskey, throws his bullet proof vest, rips his pants off and he's wearing a G-string!

Ep. 34 - Cardboard straws, blame the fucking turtles for snorting coke with plastic!

Ep. 33 - Don't drink and drive, the people on their phones might hit you.

Ep. 32 - Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!

Ep. 31 - Oh it was fresh, and still rimmed up with oil.

Ep. 30 - There's an awful lot of harmonica for a song about a piano man!

Ep. 29 - Dude, I put an axe through my fucking foot, I'll put one through you!

Ep. 28 - I didn't say the F word there at all bud! Fat's a three letter word my friend.

Ep. 27 - It's fucking hard! I'd better have a day off to recover from the day off.

Ep. 26 - We're number one with your number two's!

Ep. 25 - Too many cats and you're fucked!

Ep. 24 - I've never seen so much grass in my life!

Ep. 23 - That's the perfect combo, the McHappy meal of guns.

Ep. 22 - Remember when I got my lips pierced...? I was fuckin' shattered the whole weekend!

Ep. 21 - Don't grow up, just be more sensible

Ep. 20 - For a dude your size you need to get fuckin’ better, you’re shit!

Ep. 19 - Normally I just spit the dummy, throw my toys out of the pram and fuck off somewhere else... Yeah I've seen you do it!

Ep. 18 - My advice is to the blokes out there... Surround yourself with really good women!

Ep. 17 - If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!

Ep. 16 - There's Pauls and Pauls and Jakes and Tyson Furys and Mike Tysons. There's probably a Mike Fury that's out there that's a fighter!

Ep. 15 - We didn't plan on talking about this, but we can organise my shed in a podcast, I don't give a shit!

Ep. 14 - And if an alien come down to the world and you explained it... it's just the same donk!

Ep. 13 - You got a probe? I'll probe you if you're not careful!

Ep. 12 - It was like a fucking reunion... of dumb shit... of dumb arses!

Ep. 11 - Who fucking cares, it's our fucking show! I can talk about whatever the fuck I wana talk about.

Ep. 10 - The Smashing Machine, I'd love that nickname... For a totally different reason

Ep. 9 - If you weren't sniffing my arse, I wouldn't have coughed on you!

Ep. 8 - What if I hooked you in the mouth? That used to happen at the Imperial!

Ep. 7 - Dr Apen makes babies happen

Ep. 6 - Now I don't want to claim I'm like Nostradamus, but...

Ep. 5 - It's like step mum's boyfriend coming in and out of the house!

Ep 4. - Michael Jamison, is that you?!

Ep. 3 - I still can't find that remote... I think I threw it in the bin!

Ep. 2 - N.A. wine is just grape juice

Ep. 1 - In the beginning...