All Episodes

SUNDAY RUB | Xander McGuire's Debut & BT's A Pussy Cat

Browny's Top 5 Sporting Fairytales

SATURDAY RUB | OUT: Bill. IN: Izzy. And welcome to the Disco Cowboy

SATURDAY RUB | Larkey's Damo Impersonation & Bill's Secret Project

SATURDAY RUB | Bill exposes JB, Then JB lines up a Legend

SATURDAY RUB | No Bern, So Bill Does Nuff

SATURDAY RUB | Damo tries to Trap JB

SATURDAY RUB | JB Picks His Team

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | Spud pastes Damo and JB for sharing a steak

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | Spud's defamation letter to Haircut Timms

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | Spud v Haircut Timms: Haircut's voicemail and who's been leaking Spud's news?

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | Spud reclaims the number 3 position from dagging Damo

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | Spud and Chief paste Luke Darcy for his conduct during the 2016 Olympics

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | Damo gives Spud some 360 degree feedback

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | BT returns to the Rub for the first time in five years

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | 2011 Headwobblers part 2 - Gaz's sheriff wobble, JB takes down wobbling BT, Golden Trumpet awarded to Headwobbler of the Year

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | 2011 Headwobble compilation part 1 - Gaz's expensive pen, Hutchy's Legends Game goal, Whispering Jim

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | "Where were you three pricks!?" - Spud strafes the whole crew for a lack of support

BONUS CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | JB names the Triple M Nickname Team in 2010

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | 360 degree feedback 2013 edition - Gaz's cat, Damo's a nerd, JB's not leading, Spud’s pinching gags

BONUS CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | BT takes the piss out of Jay Clark's mail on Noah Balta's eye sight

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | The Glass Eye Award is birthed by a late night voicemail from Spud, and the first ever winner is anointed

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | Spud threatens to club the boys for making fun of him for crying at Plugger Lockett Hall of Fame induction - the full saga!

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | Spud's attempt to drop a bomb on Gaz is a total flop

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | Spud and Damo go to war when JB & Gaz to the Olympics and nearly cause a hosting mutiny

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | Spud's hair straightener bomb blows up the Saturday Rub

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB BONUS | Bristle's Vault: Brian Taylor's Footy Auditions

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | Damo sooks it up after getting dropped on Friday, then gets roasted on Saturday

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB BONUS | Bristle's Vault: BT gets Chief out of bed before sunrise

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB BONUS | BT takes out a legal injunction against Bristle's Vault

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB BONUS | The infamous awkward Hayley Lewis interview

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB BONUS | Bristle's Vault: "What about Kapil Dev?" - BT's awkward interview with Mohammad Azharuddin

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | Gaz, BT, Duke, Sam Newman & Mick Molloy go down the slide in 2015

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB BONUS | Bristle's Vault: Hard Hitting Brian cops some hard hits from an angry guest

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | The inaugural All Triple M Team - 2013

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB BONUS | Bristle's Vault: Valentine's Day dedications with Brian

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB BONUS | Bristle's Vault: "I don't know how to believe it, but in a way I do believe it, but I don't know how to believe it"

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB BONUS | Bristle's Vault: BT has another crack at George Foreman

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | JB cops it after being caught on the green stuff

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB BONUS | Bristle's Vault: Boxer Jeff Malcolm hangs up on BT

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | Spud's last ever show: 2016 Grand Final - Headwobbler of the Year, Damo’s run in with Justin Leppitsch, BT bails midway through

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB BONUS | Bristle's Vault: You're listening to BRIAN

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | Spud turns up to the wrong ground then cops it for a Me Me Me article - then blows up himself!

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB BONUS | Bristle's Vault: Nadia Comma-ninch

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB BONUS | Bristle's Vault: George Foreman

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | Spud's three failed cracks at getting Plugger Lockett before finally coming through

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | Spud's makeup email - the full saga!

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | Spud's Top 10 Headwobblers of the summer kicks off a blue with Hutchy

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | 360 degree feedback 2012 edition - Gaz losing his swagger, Damo's nerd mates, JB's behaviour in the rooms, Spud's crap racing tips

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | The 2016 Spud v Chompers feud

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | The After Hours Team of the Century

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | BT exposes the pie thief, biggest bath water drinkers in footy, BT's advice segment Dear Brian launches

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | The Tight Arse Team of the Century - Part Two

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | The Tight Arse Team of the Century - Part One

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | Spud's BT rant turns into an all-staff strafing

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | 360 Degree Feedback 2011 edition - Jim's dagging, Garry's articles, Damo's boundary work, Spud's camera love

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | The drink stealer saga - and the follow up six years later!

BONUS CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | Chompers v Chompers: Tony Jones calls in after Spud's dental work revelation

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | The Sandy Roberts quiz stitch up

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | When Garry found out Spud had his chompers done: the full saga!

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | Spud's Richmond coaching application, Garry and Spud's early media work on the Squadron, Spud and Damo at the gym

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | The first ever 360 degree feedback, and Spud introduces Wobblewatch

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | Spud roasts JB's holiday Insta work, JB cops it for leaving a game early, Wolfpack feedback dents Spud's brand

CLASSIC SATURDAY RUB | Spud catches BT out and he denies, denies, denies; Bristle's Sermon on Lin Jong; Spud fires up over journos

How will the Tasmanian side acquire its players?

Billy Creates Four New ACRAs... And You'll Never Guess Who Wins Them

Dane Swan on his "easiest opponent" Kane Cornes

Dane Swan on Nick Daicos' Brownlow odds, his love for the Anzac Day match, his mate Daisy and more

Stephen Milne weighs in on if there's enough room for two tiprats

Browny Says Shai Bolton Is Currently The Best Player In The Comp

Damo Gets Fired Up For Being "Missing" At The Start Of Last Week's Saturday Rub

JB Gets Uninvited From The Logies

Bill The Nuffy Geelong Supporter Cops It For Making It Into The Cats' Changerooms

Saturday RUB | Oh No Bill!

Grand Final Edition - Saturday 24th October 2020

Duck gets Passionate about the Roos - Saturday 17th October 2020

Triple MVP announced! and a Great Name of the 90s - Saturday 26th September 2020

St Kilda in the Finals and Dyson Heppell drops a bomb - Saturday 19th September 2020

Richmond's Big Win and is BT off to the AFL Hub - Saturday 12th September 2020

The. Longest. Quiz. Ever! and some footy chat - Saturday 5th September 2020

Staging. Fighting and Some one takes the P out of the Quiz - Saturday 29th August 2020

The Bont and what Duck could have been called - Sunday 23rd August 2020

Fights! And who is going into the Hub? - Saturday 22nd August 2020

It's Brian Day! - Saturday 15th August 2020

Mitch Duncan on Tom Hawkins' night out, Gary Ablett coming up to the hub, just falling short of flags and more

Biggest. Rub. Ever! and Bill's Quiz gets Highjacked - Saturday 8th August 2020

St Kilda's Rowan Marshall

Mark Blicavs on Geelong's win over Hawthorn, Brandan Parfitt and Quinton Narkle's haircuts, the coronavirus restriction protocols, his dad's basketball days and more

Bill's quiz was so bad he got sledged by a listener!

Brisbane coach Chris Fagan on his workload in lockdown, shorter quarters, where Harris Andrews ranks and more

Damo says 20 minute quarters aren't coming back this year

Jeremy McGovern on the 2018 grand final, Scott Lycett's flag celebrations, shanking kicks and more

Bill butchers the quiz AGAIN!

Brett Ratten on isolation, the shortened season, new rules and St Kilda fans

Ash Chua cops the glass eye treatment

Our call of Mitch Morton's two goals in the 2012 grand final

Jarrad McVeigh on the 2012 Grand Final

Our call of Scott Burns bumping Michael Voss in the 2002 grand final

Michael Voss discusses the 2002 grand final

Gil McLachlan on when and how footy will come back, hubs, the future of the soft cap and more

Mason Cox on training in isolation, Coronavirus in America and getting an Australian citizenship