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The Show with Sam & Joe — 533 episodes
TS 532: Hard-boiled Mouse
TS 531: Dogs is Cats
TS 530: Tickle Your Hunty
TS 529: Fashion Fox Pows
TS 528: I Know All About Worms
TS 527: Too Broke For Ghosts
TS 526: Bernie For The Dolls
TS 525: Meditated to Death
TS 524: I WILL STAND FOR THIS
TS 523: Oscar the Grouch in a Blender
TS 522: Excommunicating Snails
TS 521: Blocking Betas
TS 520: Why Do You Lie?
TS 519: Quarantina Aguilera
TS 518: DUCT TAPE
TS 517: Pass The Keys, Girl!
TS 516: Dryer Full Of Dead Hamsters
TS 515: Crying at the Cruise
TS 514: Old Maiden Type of Scent
TS 513: Not On My Watch!
TS 512: Myth BUSTED
TS 511: Sorry, No Sorry (But Actually Sorry)
TS 510: Tepid Topics
TS 509: Chewed Up
TS 508: Hemorrhoid Shaming
TS 507: There’s Pictures on the Internet
TS 506: 1-800-CRAP-YOUR-PANTS
TS 505: Never Regretting Not Posting
TS 504: Hot Skittles
TS 503: King Charles II of Spain
TS 502: Meat Prison
TS 501: Blue His House With The Blue Little Window
TS 500: Stinky Mouse
TS 499: Getting Drilled
TS 498: Diagnosis: Old
TS 497: Older and Balder
TS 496: Meat-Covered Rock
TS 495: Coal Down the Chimney
TS 494: Dulcet Beeping
TS 493: Anal Rail Gun
TS 492: Gays of Our Lives
TS 491: Stump Water Miracles
TS 490: A Cup of Tea, a Cookie, and You
TS 489: Hung, Drawed, and Quarters
TS 488: Red Rocket
TS 487: Smart Watch, Dumb Gays
TS 486: Great Gals from Great Places
TS 485: So I Got Bullied On Instagram Reels
TS 484: RIP Buca di Beppo
TS 483: Getting Implants
TS 482: Second Best Birdsong
TS 481: Walker Texas Ranger
TS 480: Gooning At The Morgue
TS 479: Shoes
TS 478: Lipstick On A Sexy Pig
TS 477: Walking Chickens in Nature
TS 476: Creamy Beans
TS 475: Running With Scissors While Laughing
TS 474: 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE!!
TS 473: Mary Queen of Turds
TS 472: Turd Bunker
TS 471: Uber On The 110 Going South
TS 470: Paparazzi Problems
TS 469: I Got the Bleach
TS 468: Turd-tanic
TS 467: Whale Boinking
TS 466: Full Fat Elixir
TS 465: Never Trust A Gemini
TS 464: Gruyere Gotta Go
TS 463: You’ll Never See Me Again
TS 462: Long Island State Of Mind
TS 461: Internet Mother
TS 460: Give It Up, Delicious
TS 459: Enough
TS 458: A1C, Baby
TS 457: Binders Full Of Hog
TS 456: Clappin’ Those Cranium Cheeks
TS 455: Wrap It Up
TS 454: Slop Creamy Pea Pies
TS 453: Sorry About The Worms
TS 452: Struggle Nona
TS 451: Neil’s Son
TS 450: Rock and Merty
TS 449: Don’t Get Me Started on Joan
TS 448: Sometimes Dead is Better
TS 447: Semi Recumbent
TS 446: Smooth Moves
TS 445: Poop in Peace
TS 444: No Corn No Cobs
TS 443: Gaggle of Gardner Gays
TS 442: Girl Lunch
TS 441: Sleeper Sofa Agent
TS 440: Air Soup
TS 439: Ask Your Doctor
TS 438: Pink Scrunchie
TS 437: Snap, Grackle, Pop
TS 436: Shake Your Bon-Bon
TS 435: That’s So Me!!
TS 434: Happy Dead Duck Day!
TS 433: You Ever Eat A Basketball?
TS 432: Batteries Not Included
TS 431: Do You Even Can??
TS 430: Scrooge McDuck But Poor
TS 429: Tree Loads
TS 428: Sherry Nobel
TS 427: Easy and Baked
TS 426: Queer Disco Guy
TS 425: Sad Fake Old Bald
TS 424: Cedar Cyanide Salad
TS 423: Micro Turd Particles
TS 422: Deconstructed Milkshakes
TS 421: Zesty Tips
TS 420: Blaze It
TS 419: Internal Vibes Only
TS 418: Schlossberger’d
TS 417: ChatGAY
TS 416: Approximately 5.3 Days
TS 415: Wired Over Wires
TS 414: Something Something Ussy
TS 413: Unfortunately, Opinions Are My Own
TS 412: Home for the HIGH-lidays
TS 411: Skinsecure
TS 410: Influencer by Day, Observer by Night
TS 409: Walk A Mile In These Birkenstocks
TS 408: Too Hot in the Uber
TS 407: The Grimpler
TS 406: Texas Chain Restaurant Massacre
TS 405: Heavy Tweeters
TS 404: Beetlegoose
TS 403: Just a Little Gourd
TS 402: Hocus Pocus Who?
TS 401: Toilet Snacks
TS 400: The 400th Episode Live Show!
TS 399: The Beans of Power
TS 398: Stars are Blind
TS 397: Doppel-bangers
TS 396: Mouthful of Meatballs
TS 395: Sweet Dreams
TS 394: You Don’t Taste That?
TS 393: Wet Turkey in a Can
TS 392: Grandma Got Run Over By Alexa
TS 391: The Final Frontier
TS 390: Gorilla Grip Gamer
TS 389: No Scrubs
TS 388: Prepped and Present
TS 387: Hot Dog Season
TS 386: The Pelican Beef
TS 385: Gift of Gab
TS 384: Social Media Cleanse
TS 383: Turtle Poppers
TS 382: Bargain Book Horcrux
TS 381: Olive Garden Core Memories
TS 380: A Dozen Deviled Eggs
TS 379: If It Taint Broke
TS 378: When You’re Here, You’re Familitchi
TS 377: Flesh Pillow
TS 376: Three Ds
TS 375: The Enemy of my Enemy
TS 374: A Nice Egg In This Trying Time
TS 373: Drama in Tama Town
TS 372: Poo Emoji + Fist Emoji
TS 371: Cheese All Week
TS 370: Gobbler’s Knob
TS 369: Be Gay, Do Crime
TS 368: Roombology
TS 367: Part of Your World
TS 366: Cruciferous Curse
TS 365: Jerkify
TS 364: Gooping and Bating
TS 363: Holiday Logs
TS 362: That’s a WRAP
TS 361: Riding the Gravy Train
TS 360: Dissociate’s Degree
TS 359: Sippin’ on Turds
TS 358: Show Me Your Teeth
TS 357: Candy Tier List
TS 356: Love It or List It
TS 355: Showtime with Mr. Mime
TS 354: Sight and Salad
TS 353: Super Daisy World
TS 352: Sweat Hole
TS 351: Flop to Family
TS 350: Combos No. 5
TS 349: Surviving and Thriving
TS 348: Ready for my Close-up
TS 347: New Poo, New You
TS 346: Gays Interrupting
TS 345: Raw Waffles
TS 344: Big Raisin
TS 343: North Pole Escape
TS 342: Tighty Whities
TS 341: Difficult Fruits
TS 340: Bed, Bath, and Beyond Burger
TS 339: What is the Truth?
TS 338: The Croc Destroyers
TS 337: West Virginia's Next Top Model
TS 336: Croc Pots
TS 335: Two Vultures, Seven Years
TS 334: Chameleon Bedelia
TS 333: Gaykeeping
TS 332: Pedal to the Metal
TS 331: Reverse Oregon Trail
TS 330: Ringleader
TS 329: Sniffin’ for a Whiffin’
TS 328: Uncrustables
TS 327: Orthodontist Anonymous
TS 326: Patella Problems
TS 325: Boner City
TS 324: Maybe Horse
TS 323: Bill Nye the Science Stye
TS 322: Coming Out To My Dead Grandma
TS 321: I Won’t Stand For This
TS 320: Cloacal Debacle
TS 319: Yogurt, yoghurt, yogourt or yoghourt
TS 318: Bring Back Chamber Pots
TS 317: Maximum Incline
TS 316: Tubby Custard
TS 315: Fry Me a River
TS 314: Broken Plates, Broken Dreams
TS 313: Collecting Dust
TS 312: Fleetwood Snax
TS 311: Sticky Buns
TS 310: Baby Shart
TS 309: Smash That Block Button
TS 308: New Cat, Who This?
TS 307: Lizzie McGuire Bed & Breakfast
TS 306: Find Your Inner Martha
TS 305: FMK: CDs, Cassettes, Records?
TS 304: Scream Queens
TS 303: Math for Gays
TS 302: Bidet and Night
TS 301: Flip the Kill Switch
TS 300: Don’t Dodge the Mod Podge
TS 299: All the World is a Cheese
TS 298: All Aboard The eBussy
TS 297: Bioprinted Nuggets
TS 296: Can’t Travel Will Beans
TS 295: PT Cruisin’
TS 294: Face on Face
TS 293: Ear Germs
TS 292: Here Today, Gonorrhea
TS 291: Accordion Gay
TS 290: Cold Hot Dogs
TS 289: Pizza Juice
TS 288: Worms for Brains
TS 287: Eels & Auras
TS 286: Hamburger Meat
TS 285: Doorknob Earrings
TS 284: Need the Nutty
TS 283: POOPOOPEEPEE?
TS 282: What’s Going ON In Tampa??
TS 281: Don’t Cross Me, Animals
TS 280: Ms. Toilet Seat
TS 279: Poo Poo Platter
TS 278: Indie Porn
TS 277: Googly Eyed Robots
TS 276: Pig Hole
TS 275: LEVEL 10 BACON
TS 274: Code Brown
TS 273: Buttered Up
TS 272: This Smells like Diesel Fuel
TS 271: Feet on Demand
TS 270: Angry Bovine
TS 269: Christmas Pickle
TS 268: Past the Expiration Date
TS 267: Spelunking in my Cheese Cave
TS 266: HEY PENELOPE, VACCINATE!
TS 265: Master-basting the Turkey
TS 264: Chicken Don't Last Forever
TS 263: Daddy’s Little Sl*t
TS 262: Haunted Car Wash
TS 261: Bed Bugged
TS 260: Frail Homosexual
TS 259: Pumpkin Time
TS 258: Will It Blend?
TS 257: #JusticeForCheddar
TS 256: I Love You as a Cat
TS 255: Finger Lickin’ WOOD
TS 254: Barbie’s Astral Chain
TS 253: Straight From The Wheel And Into Your Heart
TS 252: Pin Culture
TS 251: Pumpkin Spice Swabbing
TS 250: Masculine Recycling
TS 249: COLD BEANS
TS 248: Blue Man Sam
TS 247: Linda from Germany
TS 246: Sheboygan
TS 245: Presidential Condiments
TS 244: Gay Hell
TS 243: Can’t Host, Will Travel
TS 242: The Lymph Knows
TS 241: Compost Your Ghost
TS 240: Ratburn? Or Rug Burn?
TS 239: Try Empathy
TS 238: "I Love Boob"
TS 237: First Time with Mr. Peanut
TS 236: Am I the only one who...
TS 235: Depresso
TS 234: 101 Chihuahuas
TS 233: George Washington Gays
TS 232: NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL CHEESE
TS 231: Too Much Money, Not Enough SENSE
TS 230: Pâté Away
TS 229: Glenn Close (but not close enough)
TS 228: Mummy Moment
TS 227: Bidet: Bi-DO or Bi-DON’T?
TS 226: I NEVER ASKED TO BE BORN
TS 225: Egg Corn
TS 224: The One Where Sam Says “Poopyhole”
TS 223: The Lort Tried To Stop Us
TS 222: Bird Boxes, Bandersnatches, and Best of 2018
TS 221: The Tent is QUAKING
TS 220: That’s #Dairy
TS 219: I Never Wanted To Live this Long
TS 218: Tinker Tailor Joseph Spy
TS 217: WHERE’S PAULA?
TS 216: Sam and Joe GO
TS 215: Raging Dumpster Planet
TS 214: City Goat, Country Goat
TS 213: Pokemon GO TO CHURCH
TS 212: The Most Bullied Person in the World
TS 211: Flaming Ground Holes
TS 210: WHERE’S BIRDO?
TS 209: Optician Dishin’
TS 208: Fly Me To The Moon
TS 207: Brunch Is For The Gays
TS 206: Hmm, Cheese
TS 205: Raccoon Handy-J
TS 204: Cheesy Breezy Beautiful
TS 203: Lube-y Tunes
TS 202: Excederin, excederin, excederin...
TS 201: Mind-Controlling Poop Parasites
TS 200: Getting the Clap for the 200th Time
TS 199: Big Clappers
TS 198: Canoe Candy
TS 197: Peepin’ that Hemmy
TS 196: President Walmart
TS 195: Gabbing About Games
TS 194: Storytime - I GOT RABIES!!
TS 193: The Dern Wagon
TS 192: The Tropicana Diet
TS 191: Hey Graggle?
TS 190: Watch This Space
TS 189: ASMR Construction Site
TS 188: Stay In Your Lane
TS 187: Jamie Lee Curtsy
TS 186: TAUT or NOT?
TS 185: Maybe The Russians Were Right
TS 184: Front Row Seat to Jesus
TS 183: Classy, Gassy, and Flaccid
TS 182: Pika Pika Whaaaa?
TS 181: 99 Problems But The Anthem Ain’t One
TS 180: Dear Abby: Oops! I Joined ISIS!
TS 179: Blowing Smoke Up Our Ass
TS 178: Top 10 Ways To Get Giardia
TS 177: Straight 30 is the Gay 90
TS 176: Natural Selection
TS 175: Fartbit
TS 174: Our Favorite Things Of 2017
TS 173: The Anals of Time
TS 172: Not My Grinch
TS 171: An Intimate Christmas Experience
TS 170: Crisp, Clean, and Moist
TS 169: Dickbit
TS 168: Green Stuff and Blueberry Yuck
TS 167: The F-word
TS 166: Smashing Pumpkins
TS 165: Pocket Cramps
TS 164: I’ll Have The Cat Food
TS 163: Light and Airy
TS 162: Mario the Murderer
TS 161: Touch Yourself
TS 160: Declutter Your Tomb
TS 159: We All Float Down Here
TS 158: Play-Doh Cake
TS 157: Look What You Made Us Do
TS 156: Mad Max: Daisy Road
TS 155: Dickers
TS 154: Tassie Boys w/ Liam! (@LIAMODEARME)
TS 153: Breath of the Hamburger
TS 152: Walmart, My Home Girl
TS 151: DIAL 911
TS 150: Teledildonics
TS 149: Sashay Away
TS 148: Ask The Babadook
TS 147: Keep On Truckin’
TS 146: Did You Know You Can Eat Spinach?
TS 145: TromBONE ME
TS 144: Pocket Gay
TS 143: Freshly Birthed
TS 142: Everyone’s Family at the Dollar
TS 141: Consistently Beige
TS 140: Such a Southern Belle
TS 139: Plastic, It’s Fantastic!
TS 138: The Flop Sweats
TS 137: I Choose Bacon
TS 136: Sloppy Smooching
TS 135: As a Chandelierkin...
TS 134: The Secret Shart
TS 133: Lindsay Lohan’s Turkish Adventure
TS 132: Limp D*ck Tofu
TS 131: Cirque du So Gay
TS 130: Science Just Isn't There Yet
TS 129: Tinker With Your Pi-Hole
TS 128: Spicy Boogers and Ham
TS 127: Gimme Your Luigi, Daddy
TS 126: Our Favorite Things of 2016
TS 125: A Dead Mouse Christmas
TS 124: Rent-A-Jew
TS 123: Haunted Buttholes
TS 122: LingLong DingDong
TS 121: Two Desperate Homos
TS 120: Make America Gummy Again
TS 119: Hallelujah Houses, Henny!
TS 118: When Does One BECOME A Clown?
TS 117: LET THE DAMN MONKEY SMOKE
TS 116: Closer to God
TS 115: The Greatest Country in America
TS 114: Skeletons In The Spare Bedroom
TS 113: It Was All Rice
TS 112: Getting Assaulted Outside a Boost Mobile
TS 111: Back On The Grind
TS 110: This Podcast is Shareware
TS 109: Top 5 Disney Penises
TS 108: GOTTA GO FAST
TS 107: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
TS 106: Slime Time Live
TS 105: But There Are Starving Children in Africa!
TS 104: The Podcast That Almost Never Was
TS 103: Open Casket, It’s Fantastic!
TS 102: Take a Shot
TS 101: LOTS OF VIDEO GAME TALK
TS 100: Pinky in the Stink - 100th EPISODE SPECIAL
TS 099: The Gorilla Experts
TS 098: Human Meat Pizza
TS 097: It’s Like Humping A Halloween Decoration
TS 096: Finger Lickin’ Good
TS 095: This Is A Story About A Bird Named Becky
TS 094: Check Your Toilet Privilege
TS 093: Pro-Dildo, Not Pro-Choice
TS 092: #Triggered
TS 091: Miitomo, Perfume, and Embarrassing Moments
TS 090: Grindr for Grandfathers
TS 089: She’s Definitely Caitlyn
TS 088: Drugs, Nudes, and LSD
TS 087: Cooking With Orajel
TS 086: Stick That In Your Bloomin’ Onion
TS 085: ANGRY WHITE PEOPLE
TS 084: Breakin’ Shit
TS 083: The Reactioning
TS 082: Let’s Talk About Furries
TS 081: Making Out With Corpses
TS 080: Gay People Are Stupid
TS 079: Have You TRAINED YOUR BRAIN?
TS 078: Our Favorite Things Of 2015
TS 077: Where Babies Come From
TS 076: Putting the “FUN” in FUNERAL
TS 075: Paying For A Boyfriend
TS 074: Eating Donald Trump
TS 073: Our Exclusive Adele “Interview”
TS 072: Being Fisted by the Hulk
TS 071: Self-Worth and Social Media
TS 070: Your Fave Is Problematic
TS 069: I am SUCH a Trendsetter
TS 068: How Many Ugly People Equals One Matt Damon?
TS 067: Conspiracy Theory: AVRIL LAVIGNE IS DEAD??
TS 066: Is That A Penis?
TS 065: I’d Let Zac Efron Ruin Me
TS 064: Please Talk To My Personal Assistant
TS 063: GTA Boyfriends & Pushing Our Buttons
TS 062: VMA DRAMA!!
TS 061: A Cup of Fresh Air
TS 060: Planning Our Own Funerals
TS 059: Our Best Body Parts
TS 058: I’M EDGING
TS 057: Man Buns? Yes or No?
TS 056: Do You Wear Padded Underwear?
TS 055: Our Favorite Porn
TS 054: WHAT IF WE’D NEVER MET??
TS 053: Ghost Towns, Ghibli, and Bears
TS 052: Frats Boys and E3 Video Game Talk
TS 051: “You Ever Do Any Modelin’?”
TS 050: Joe’s Furry Blue Tumor
TS 049: LIVE! ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL! WE ARE TOGETHER! HI!
TS 048: School Dances and Sleepovers
TS 047: Alien Beejays and Lots of Video Game Talk
TS 046: Being An Introvert, Landlords, & Bruce Jenner
TS 045: This Is Going NOWHERE
TS 044: THIS HAMBURGER IS GOOD
TS 043: Since You’ve Been Gone (by Kelly Clarkson but not really)
TS 042: How Well Do You Know Your Drag Terms?
TS 041: What Are You Afraid Of?
TS 040: I Was UNFRIENDED??
TS 039: Fifty Shades of Waluigi
TS 038: Let’s Share Barf Stories
TS 037: Hot Cop Ganondorf Stripping? Yes Please.
TS 036: What The Hell Are Truffles Anyway?
TS 035: Muppets and ASMR
TS 034: Shirley Temple is DEAD??
TS 033: When Sonic & Knuckles Met Sam & Joe
TS 032: Switching Bodies and Pleasing Your Man
TS 031: Porn & Resolutions & Porn
TS 030: The Best Things of 2014
TS 029: Holidays with Homos
TS 028: Igloo Australia
TS 027: Broken Vibrators, Broken Dreams
TS 026: Cooking Disasters & Finals Week
TS 025: Drinking with Family Members (A Thanksgiving Special)
TS 024: Oscar the Grouch Porn?
TS 023: Joe Sends Nudes To Sam
TS 022: Lobotomies and Moon Face Emoji
TS 021: The Spoopiest Episode Ever
TS 020: Get In My Bed, Boogeyman
TS 019: Fire-Breathing Lady Bits
TS 018: RIP Jessica
TS 017: Let’s Have a Chat About Internet Comments
TS 016: NOSTALGIA
TS 015: We Are So F***ing Gay
TS 014: Are You Washed in the Blood?
TS 013: Joe Has A Third Nipple
TS 012: Would You Rather…? Part Two
TS 011: Nicole Richie, Babies, and Corpses
TS 010: Psychics, Shopping Addictions, and Dysentery
TS 009: Let’s Talk About Bestiality
TS 008: Ouija Boards and Horror Games
TS 007: The Internet Has Ruined Everything
TS 006: How to Drown Your Kids
TS 005: Raidin’ Tombs and Makin’ Tunes
TS 004: Please Don't Sue Us
TS 003: Social Anxiety and Ponytails
TS 002: Kawaii Skunk Fetish
TS 001: Would you rather…?
Introducing The Show