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The Socially Distant Sports Bar — 710 episodes
Cryogenics: Pint Size
Aussie Mike
Peanuts, Caffeine, Acting
Jonny: Pint Size
Elis’ Homecoming Gig (pt 2)
Elis’ Homecoming Gig (pt 1)
Seve: Pint Size
FIFA World Cup Special (pt 2)
FIFA World Cup Special (pt 1)
Bob Harris: Pint Size
Roy Big‑Castle (pt 2)
Roy Big‑Castle (pt 1)
Anger: Pint Size
David O'Doherty (pt 2)
David O'Doherty (pt 1)
Keysey: Pint Size
Back To Basics (pt 2)
Back To Basics (pt 1)
Magic… It’s Your Job: Pint Size
LIVE at the Hackney Empire (Pt 2)
LIVE at the Hackney Empire (Pt 1)
Danny Wallace: Pint Size
Steaming Cocks (pt 2)
Steaming Cocks (pt 1)
GloboPod: Pint Size
Heseltine’s Mace (pt 2)
Heseltine’s Mace (pt 1)
Darts: Pint Size
You're The 2nd Richest Man I Know (pt 2)
You're The 2nd Richest Man I Know (pt 1)
Pork: Pint Size
Darllen a Rhedeg (pt 2)
Darllen a Rhedeg (pt 1)
Searching: Pint Size
Night One at The New Theatre (Pt 2)
Night One at The New Theatre (Pt 1)
He Has Risen: Pint Size
Mainland (pt 2)
Mainland (pt 1)
Veg: Pint Size
The 20% (pt 2)
The 20% (pt 1)
Philosopher: Pint Size
Sondico Mills & Boons (Pt 2)
Sondico Mills & Boons (Pt 1)
Big Kick Energy: Pint Size
Piccalilli’s Like Pegging (pt 2)
Piccalilli’s Like Pegging (pt 1)
Gareth Bale: Pint Size
Mr Sassoon (pt 2)
Mr Sassoon (pt 1)
KenCafé: Pint Size
Maybe Start With Public Speaking (pt 2)
Maybe Start With Public Speaking (pt 1)
Paul McCartney: Pint Size
Mario (pt 2)
Mario (pt 1)
Carling: Pint Size
Zex (pt 2)
Zex (pt 1)
Sexy Neanderthal: Pint Size
A New Pair Of Trousers (pt 2)
A New Pair Of Trousers (pt 1)
DOMS: Pint Size
Kissing Scholesy On The Lips (pt 2)
Kissing Scholesy On The Lips (pt 1)
Cold: Pint Size
Geraint Thomas (pt 2)
Geraint Thomas (pt 1)
Chesney: Pint Size
Can I Go Rowing? (pt 2)
Can I Go Rowing? (pt 1)
Conkers: Pint Size
George Lewis (pt 2)
George Lewis (pt 1)
Like: Pint Size
Pillock (pt 2)
Pillock (pt 1)
Outdoorsy: Pint Size
Siôn Corn (pt 2)
Siôn Corn (pt 1): 291
Dallas: PS161
I Hate Your Music (Pt 2): 290
I Hate Your Music (Pt 1): 290
Joe Marler’s Tickle: PS160
Snoring (Pt 2): 289
Snoring (Pt 1): 289
F-ing: PS159
Sugared Alpen: 288 (Pt 2)
Sugared Alpen: 288 (Pt 1)
Empty Inside: PS158
Fabio’s Goose: 287 (Pt 2)
Fabio’s Goose: 287 (Pt 1)
Mike Post: PS157
The Bounty Diet (Pt 2): 286
The Bounty Diet (Pt 1): 286
Trees: PS156
Charlie Baker (pt 2): 285
Charlie Baker (pt 1): 285
Airport: PS155
Pick Those Conkers Up (Pt 2): 284
Pick Those Conkers Up (Pt 1): 284
Mike’s Stomach: PS154
Guess Who's Back: 283 (Pt 2)
Guess Who's Back: 283 (Pt 1)
Stop Rockin’ It: PS153
Dating Record: PS152
King Of Spades: PS151
Cracking: PS150
A Little Bit Of Wee On The End: PS149
Clowning: PS148
The Patreon Tapes 5: Splinter
The Patreon Tapes 4: The Riyadh Lads
The Patreon Tapes 3: Danish Yoghurt
The Patreon Tapes 2: The Shower Seat
The Patreon Tapes 1: Terminated
282: Gold Top (Pt 2)
282: Gold Top (Pt 1)
They’ve… : PS147
281: He’s Trying To Say Sorry (Pt 2)
281: He’s Trying To Say Sorry (Pt 1)
Last Chance to Vote
Johnny Marr: PS146
280: When’s It Going Out? (Pt 2)
280: When’s It Going Out? (Pt 1)
Milk Float: PS145
279: The Best Of Hoffi Pod (Pt 2)
279: The Best Of Hoffi Pod (Pt 1)
On A Matchbox?: PS144
278: Double Custard (Pt 2)
278: Double Custard (Pt 1)
Total Eclipse Of The Heart: PS143
277: The Fat Friar (Pt 2)
277: The Fat Friar (Pt 1)
Back Flipper: PS142
276: See You Next Wednesday (Pt 2)
276: See You Next Wednesday (Pt 1)
Sunday: PS141
275: The Best of Michael Owen’s Movie Club (Pt 2)
275: The Best of Michael Owen’s Movie Club (Pt 1)
George Melly: PS140
274: I’m Not An Owl (Pt 2)
274: I’m Not An Owl (Pt 1)
Mascots: PS139
273: Get A Bigger Waist And A Pair Of Socks (Pt 2)
273: Get A Bigger Waist And A Pair Of Socks (Pt 1)
SNC: PS138
272: Due In No Small Part To Barbara Bush (Pt 2)
272: Due In No Small Part To Barbara Bush (Pt 1)
WIMBLEDON: PS137
271: Best of The Guests (Pt 2)
271: Best of The Guests (Pt 1)
The Swimming Bit: PS136
270: You’re Rubbish & I Mean That In A Good Way (Pt 2)
270: You’re Rubbish & I Mean That In A Good Way (Pt 1)
Danny Dyer: PS135
269: You’re A Step Away From OnlyFans (Pt 2)
269: You’re A Step Away From OnlyFans (Pt 1)
Belfast: PS134
268: D’You Want A Selfie? (Pt 2)
268: D’You Want A Selfie? (Pt 1)
Elis Forgets His Book: PS133
267: Show Me The Arian (Pt 2)
267: Show Me The Arian (Pt 1)
This Is Man United: PS132
266: You’re The Least Real Person I’ve Ever Met (Pt 2)
266: You’re The Least Real Person I’ve Ever Met (Pt 1)
'Allo 'Allo!: PS131
265: Average Dick Dave (Pt 2)
265: Average Dick Dave (Pt 1)
In A Hillman Imp: PS130
264: Max Rushden (Pt 2)
264: Max Rushden (Pt 1)
Terror USP: PS129
263: Choking Out O’Toole (Pt 2)
263: Choking Out O’Toole (Pt 1)
Pitch Invader: PS128
262: Oh My God, He’s 52! (Pt 2)
262: Oh My God, He’s 52! (Pt 1)
Hand Shakes: PS127
261: Medium Performance (Pt 2)
261: Medium Performance (Pt 1)
Massage Guns: PS126
260: Our Friends At The Ford Motor Company (Pt 2)
260: Our Friends At The Ford Motor Company (Pt 1)
JPR: PS125
259: Part Pity, Part Disdain (Pt 2)
259: Part Pity, Part Disdain (Pt 1)
Dirty Dancing: PS124
258: The 5th Anniversary (Pt 2)
258: The 5th Anniversary (Pt 1)
Argus: PS123
257: Joe Marler (Pt 2)
257: Joe Marler (Pt 1)
Ron Paul: PS122
256: Just Two Spanners & A Hammer Please Mate (Pt 2)
256: Just Two Spanners & A Hammer Please Mate (Pt 1)
Wallet: PS121
255: Sexy But Contrite (Pt 2)
255: Sexy But Contrite (Pt 1)
Bad Hair: PS120
254: Emily Campbell (Pt 2)
254: Emily Campbell (Pt 1)
Dating Records: PS119
253: Papering Over The Cracks (Pt 2)
253: Papering Over The Cracks (Pt 1)
Skimming: PS118
252: Just Put A Towel Over My Head (Pt 2)
252: Just Put A Towel Over My Head (Pt 1)
Gardens: PS117
251: Moderately Messianic (Pt 2)
251: Moderately Messianic (Pt 1)
Randy Old Goat: PS116
250: That’s So Cool (Pt 2)
250: That's So Cool (Pt 1)
Robomam: PS115
249: Exiting The Ralgex Era (Pt 2)
249: Exiting The Ralgex Era (Pt 1)
Turkey Hunt: PS114
248: Sparky’s Thighs (Pt 2)
248: Sparky’s Thighs (Pt 1)
Deodorant: PS113
247: Do You Want To Eat A Dead Pig? (Pt 2)
247: Do You Want To Eat A Dead Pig? (Pt 1)
We Put People On The Moon 50 Years Ago: PS112
246: The Race Is Back On (Pt 2)
246: The Race Is Back On (Pt 1)
Back In the USSR: PS111
245: The Elephant In The Room (Pt2)
245: The Elephant In The Room (Pt1)
Formats: PS110
244: Leroy Brito (Pt 2)
244: Leroy Brito (Pt 1)
Moo: PS109
243: No Guile, No Subterfuge (Pt 2)
243: No Guile, No Subterfuge (Pt 1)
Lloyd George: PS108
242: Chesney Hawkes (Pt 2)
242: Chesney Hawkes (Pt 1)
Shakespeare & Weddings: PS107
241: Twenty Minutes (Pt 2)
241: Twenty Minutes (Pt 1)
Trident: PS106
LGBC 2: Fever Pitch (1992)
240: Best Of Distant Pod 8 (Pt 2)
240: Best Of Distant Pod 8 (Pt 1)
I’ve Got A Two Year Contract: PS105
239: Pwllheli Spar (Pt 2)
239: Pwllheli Spar (Pt 1)
What’s Coal Boss?: PS104
238: Sex Radio (Pt 2)
238: Sex Radio (Pt 1)
Big Pink Disc: PS103
237: Ken Tubbins (Pt 2)
237: Ken Tubbins (Pt 1)
Chesney Hawkes: PS102
236: You’ve Gotta Beat The Rocks (Pt 2)
236: You’ve Gotta Beat The Rocks (Pt 1)
Honest History: PS101
235: I’m Still Mike From The No Through Road (Pt 2)
235: I’m Still Mike From The No Through Road (Pt 1)
Made Of Pottery: PS100
234: Peak Ebbw Vale (Pt 2)
234: Peak Ebbw Vale (Pt 1)
A Lion Dressed As A Man: PS99
233: Breakfast, Podcast, Toilet, Sleep (Pt 2)
233: Breakfast, Podcast, Toilet, Sleep (Pt 1)
Ten Grand Bar Bill: PS98
232: You’ve Got A Keycard (Pt 2)
232: You’ve Got A Keycard (Pt 1)
Espresso: PS97
231: What Are You Drinking Mike? (Pt 2)
231: What Are You Drinking Mike? (Pt 1)
Ideal Gym Outfit: PS96
230: Private Jets & Carling (Pt 2)
230: Private Jets & Carling (Pt 1)
Audiences Liked It: PS95
229: Cross My Palm With Cotton (Pt 2)
229: Cross My Palm With Cotton (Pt 1)
Jeff In Kettering: PS94
228: It’s Kissing Time (Pt 2)
228: It’s Kissing Time (Pt 1)
I’d Like To Be Taken Advantage Of… Twice: PS93
227: Pampas Grass & Badminton (Pt 2)
227: Pampas Grass & Badminton (Pt 1)
Unlocking The Gog: PS92
226: I Am Outdoorsy (Pt 2)
226: I Am Outdoorsy (Pt 1)
The Boys From Totting-Ham: PS91
225: Michu & His Talking Dog (Pt 2)
225: Michu & His Talking Dog (Pt 1)
It’s 1839: PS90
224: Stag, Stag, Stag (Pt 2)
224: Stag, Stag, Stag (Pt 1)
Red Card Vets: PS89
223: Bob Harris (Pt 2)
223: Bob Harris (Pt 1)
Lynn The Leap: PS88
222: I Am Bubbs (Pt 2)
222: I Am Bubbs (Pt 1)
First Dates: PS87
221: The Jackets Of Paul Heaton With Elis & The Rock (Pt 2)
221: The Jackets Of Paul Heaton With Elis & The Rock (Pt 1)
The Return Of Simon: PS86
220: Peace & Love, Peace & Love (Pt 2)
220: Peace & Love, Peace & Love (Pt 1)
Tracing Papers: PS85
219: My Worst Ever Comment Had Eight Million Hates (Pt 2)
219: My Worst Ever Comment Had Eight Million Hates (Pt 1)
Jimmy Five Bellies: PS84
218: Colin Murray (Pt 2)
218: Colin Murray (Pt 1)
Pope At Ninian Park: PS83
217: I'm Good, Twice A Year, For That (Pt 2)
217: I'm Good, Twice A Year, For That (Pt 1)
Hungover Cricketers: PS82
216: Take Two Bottles Into The Kitchen? (Pt 2)
216: Take Two Bottles Into The Kitchen? (Pt 1)
The Mock Mock Turtles: PS81
215: This Country’s Gone To The Bonkers (Pt 1)
215: This Country’s Gone To The Bonkers (Pt 1)
No One Likes Us: PS80
214: Danny Wallace (Pt 2)
214: Danny Wallace (Pt 1)
Fellowships: PS79
213: It Was Always Plan A (Pt 2)
The Barry John Story (1974): LG1
213: It Was Always Plan A (Pt 1)
Pubs: PS78
212: Mammoth (1979) (Pt 2)
212: Mammoth (1979) (Pt 1)
He Looks Harder Than Me?: PS77
211: Café Owners Are Sexy (Pt 2)
211: Café Owners Are Sexy (Pt 1)
Raquel Welch: PS76
210: Batman’s Mate (Pt 2)
210: Batman’s Mate (Pt 1)
Cowboy Hats: PS75
209: I Find It So Pathetic That People Would Pay To Hear You Speak, That I’d Rather You Didn’t Put Food On The Table (Pt 2)
209: I Find It So Pathetic That People Would Pay To Hear You Speak, That I’d Rather You Didn’t Put Food On The Table (Pt 1)
Pint Sized Distant Pod 74: Pints
208: Don’t You Know Who I Think I Am? (Pt 2)
208: Don’t You Know Who I Think I Am? (Pt 1)
Clowns: PS73
207: Scott Quinnell (Pt 2)
207: Scott Quinnell (Pt 1)
Citizen Clem: PS72
206: Best Of Distant Pod 7 (Pt 2)
206: Best Of Distant Pod 7 (Pt 1)
Go Compare: PS71
205: Best Of Distant Pod 6 (Pt 2)
205: Best Of Distant Pod 6 (Pt 1)
It's Willy Wonka Then: PS70
204: Before You Can Say Ridiculous Idea (Pt 2)
204: Before You Can Say Ridiculous Idea (Pt 1)
Philosophers: PS69
203: I Do It All In The Nude (Pt 2)
203: I Do It All In The Nude (Pt 1)
Seve: PS68
202: Suzi Ruffell & Maisie Adam From "Big Kick Energy" (Pt 2)
202: Suzi Ruffell & Maisie Adam From "Big Kick Energy" (Pt 1)
Dynamo: PS67
201: The Argus? No Offence But, The Argus? Not Even The Echo? (Pt 2)
201: The Argus? No Offence But, The Argus? Not Even The Echo? (Pt 1)
And We Won Two World Wars, Elis: PS66
200: It's Been On The Radio Since 1942, Mike (Pt 2)
200: It's Been On The Radio Since 1942, Mike (Pt 1)
Sex Education: PS65
199: The 1% Club (Pt 2)
199: The 1% Club (Pt 1)
The Mexicans: PS64
198: The Nerd Net (Pt 2)
198: The Nerd Net (Pt 1)
You Know The Words: PS63
197: Whelk (Pt 2)
197: Whelk (Pt 1)
Cardiff Airport: PS62
196: Qwaylog 9 (Pt 2)
196: Qwaylog 9 (Pt 1)
Elvis Jungle Room: PS61
Episode 195, Part 2: Pork Baguette Club
Episode 195, Part 1: Pork Baguette Club
Mike And The Masons: PS60
194: Stuck In The Middle With Poo (Pt 2)
194: Stuck In The Middle With Poo (Pt 1)
I Know For A Fact You’re Not Wearing That: PS59
193: His Guts Split Open And It Was The King Of Spades (Pt 2)
193: His Guts Split Open And It Was The King Of Spades (Pt 1)
What Does Daddy Love?: PS58
192: The Outdoor Amusement Committee (Pt 2)
192: The Outdoor Amusement Committee (Pt 1)
Aliens: PS57
191: Humphrey Ker, Live, Wrexham (h) (Pt 2)
191: Humphrey Ker, Live, Wrexham (h) (Pt 1)
Emmerdale: PS56
190: Clapham Grand, London (a) (Pt 2)
190: Clapham Grand, London (a) (Pt 1)
It Just Works For Us: PS55
189: I’d Rather Go To A Galatasaray Match, Wearing An Away Shirt (Pt 2)
189: I’d Rather Go To A Galatasaray Match, Wearing An Away Shirt (Pt 1)
Not A Drop…: PS54
188: A Mug Of KenCafé (Pt 2)
188: A Mug Of KenCafé (Pt 1)
Richard Burton: PS53
187: I Think She Could Believe Her Luck (Pt 2)
187: I Think She Could Believe Her Luck (Pt 1)
Saviour’s Day: PS52
186: No Such Thing As A Fish (Pt 2)
186: No Such Thing As A Fish (Pt 1)
Monocultural: PS51
185: Self-Styled Hulkamaniac (Pt 2)
185: Self-Styled Hulkamaniac (Pt 1)
Milky Bubbs: PS50
184: A Bit Of Apples (Pt 2)
184: A Bit Of Apples (Pt 1)
Poems: PS49
183: Would You Like To Join Steffan’s Show? (Pt 2)
183: Would You Like To Join Steffan’s Show? (Pt 1)
Lord’s Prayer On A Matchbox: PS48
182: After About Two Hours I Just Gave Up And Slept In A Hedge (Pt 2)
182: After About Two Hours I Just Gave Up And Slept In A Hedge (Pt 1)
Sports Days In The 80s: PS47
181: What's That Biggins? (Pt 2)
181: What's That Biggins? (Pt 1)
Little Alive, Large Dead: PS46
180: I Do Not Get DOMS, I Don’t Believe In It (Pt 2)
180: I Do Not Get DOMS, I Don’t Believe In It (Pt 1)
Venus Bluegenes: PS45
179: Develop A Relationship With The Ball (Pt 2)
179: Develop A Relationship With The Ball (Pt 1)
I Say It As I See It...: PS44
178: I’ve Been On Tele For 39 Years (Pt 2)
178: I’ve Been On Tele For 39 Years (Pt 1)
The World Ends At Port Talbot: PS43
177: Do You Like Thinking? Thank A Philosopher (Pt 2)
177: Do You Like Thinking? Thank A Philosopher (Pt 1)
The Towel: PS42
176: Who Was The Welsh One Who Discovered America? (Pt 2)
176: Who Was The Welsh One Who Discovered America? (Pt 1)
Legover: PS41
175: Adam Hurrey (Pt 2)
175: Adam Hurrey (Pt 1)
It's Like A Record Player & A Map: PS40
174: The Golden Helmet (Pt 2)
174: The Golden Helmet (Pt 1)
Doing A Bit Of Research For A Book: PS39
Episode 173, Part 2: Greg Jenner
Episode 173, Part 1: Greg Jenner
Pint Sized Distant Pod 38: KY Jelly In Batch
Episode 172, Part 2: Or Will You Choose Number Three?
Episode 172, Part 1: Or Will You Choose Number Three?
Mash Boy, Mash Boy: PS37
171: Gordon Smart, Live in Islington (a) (Pt 2)
171: Gordon Smart, Live in Islington (a) (Pt 1)
Whack A Macaque: PS36
170: Hoffi Pod (Pt 2)
170: Hoffi Pod (Pt 1)
The Tartan Flash: PS35
169: We're Known For Our “Say Die" Attitude (Pt 2)
169: We're Known For Our “Say Die" Attitude (Pt 1)
Introducing: Oh What A Time...
Crack Is Very Moreish Henry: PS34
168: Josh Widdicombe (Pt 2)
168: Josh Widdicombe (Pt 1)
It Sounds Like a Lie: PS33
167: Richard Herring (Pt 2)
167: Richard Herring (Pt 1)
Jane From Castleford: PS32
166: Help Me Out Mate, This Is My Lowest Ebb (Pt 2)
166: Help Me Out Mate, This Is My Lowest Ebb (Pt 1)
Me And You: PS31
165: Felix White (Pt 2)
165: Felix White (Pt 1)
Shepton Mallet Pig: PS30
164: Mr Titchmarsh. It’s Been Done. (Pt 2)
164: Mr Titchmarsh. It’s Been Done. (Pt 1)
Garlic Prawns: PS29
163: What Kind Of Carling Goes Well With Fish? (Pt 2)
163: What Kind Of Carling Goes Well With Fish? (Pt 1)
Simon: PS28
162: Let’s Settle This Like Men With No Girlfriends (Pt 2)
162: Let’s Settle This Like Men With No Girlfriends (Pt 1)
Ray & Tony: PS27
161: Kate Mason (Pt 2)
161: Kate Mason (Pt 1)
We All Watched The Kiss: PS26
160: Parking The Bus (Pt 2)
160: Parking The Bus (Pt 1)
A Packet of Apple Brambleys: PS25
159: I Would Prefer To Have My Left Wrist Broken By Two Men In Hoods With A Bat (Pt 2)
159: I Would Prefer To Have My Left Wrist Broken By Two Men In Hoods With A Bat (Pt 1)
Bob's Gym: PS24
158: Making A Porno, Is It? (Pt 2)
158: Making A Porno, Is It? (Pt 1)
The Shot Put Story: PS23
157: Sam Warburton (Pt 2)
157: Sam Warburton (Pt 1)
Canton Warlord: PS22
156: Most Of The Stones Left Unturned (Pt 2)
156: Most Of The Stones Left Unturned (Pt 1)
Just Do Dirty Jokes: PS21
155: Some Of My Best Friends Are Trees (Pt 2)
155: Some Of My Best Friends Are Trees (Pt 1)
See You In Strasbourg: PS20
154: *Doubles (Pt 2)
154: *Doubles (Pt 1)
I'm Not Stig Of The Dump: PS19
153: I Will Make An Absolute Star Out Of That Cow There (Pt 2)
153: I Will Make An Absolute Star Out Of That Cow There (Pt 1)
The Slide: PS18
152: A Circle Thank (Pt 1)
152: A Circle Thank (Pt 1)
You Make Me Sick: PS17
151: Box Kicks To Nowhere (Pt 2)
151: Box Kicks To Nowhere (Pt 1)
Torvill & Dean: PS16
150: Best Of Distant Pod 5 (Pt 2)
150: Best Of Distant Pod 5 (Pt 1)
The Spray Tan: PS15
149: Carriages of Justice (Live at King's Place, London) (Pt 2)
149: Carriages of Justice (Live at King's Place, London) (Pt 1)
They Are Massive: PS14
148: TODGERS (Live at King's Place, London) (Pt 2)
148: TODGERS (Live at King's Place, London) (Pt 1)
They Turned Right At The Lights: PS13
147: Cwtchella (Pt 2)
147: Cwtchella (Pt 1)
Late Night, Early Morning: PS12
146: Too Many Cooks Make Good Broth (Pt 2)
146: Too Many Cooks Make Good Broth (Pt 1)
Smoking Crack Is It Boys?: PS11
145: I’m Buying Sudocrem In Commercial Quantities (Pt 2)
145: I’m Buying Sudocrem In Commercial Quantities (Pt 1)
There'll Have To Be Pipes: PS10
144: I Was Briefly In The Freemasons (Pt 2)
144: I Was Briefly In The Freemasons (Pt 1)
Embarrassing Ways To Die: PS9
143: Milk Pod, Gloop Episode (Pt 2)
143: Milk Pod, Gloop Episode (Pt 1)
Sexey School: PS8
142: Oh! Rich, Mun (Pt 2)
142: Oh! Rich, Mun (Pt 1)
Exchange Student: PS7
141: Little Tommy Two Kormas (Pt 2)
141: Little Tommy Two Kormas (Pt 1)
Risk & Reward: PS6
140: $illy (Pt 2)
140: $illy (Pt 1)
Wimbledon: PS5
139: You’re Going To Actual Hell (Pt 2)
139: You’re Going To Actual Hell (Pt 1)
Taylforth: PS4
138: I’ll Be A Tooled Up Vegan Burglar On Mondays (Pt 2)
138: I’ll Be A Tooled Up Vegan Burglar On Mondays (Pt 1)
The Wankatron3000: PS3
137: A Great Idea And A Big Sack Of Cash (Pt 2)
137: A Great Idea And A Big Sack Of Cash (Pt 1)
Mr Johnny: PS2
136: Who Are We Not Telling? The Tax Man (Pt 2)
136: Who Are We Not Telling? The Tax Man (Pt 1)
The Camping Stove: PS1
135: Berry Gordy Snaps Your ACL (Pt 2)
135: Berry Gordy Snaps Your ACL (Pt 1)
134: He Knows Exactly Where His Life Jacket Is (Pt 2)
134: He Knows Exactly Where His Life Jacket Is (Pt 1)
133: A Sponge On A Stick
132: Shouting Up The Chimney
131: When The Pears Are Nice, Eat All Of Them
130: Or I Could Just Drive You
129: Thank God For Roy Keane
128: You Ruin All Of This Goodwill In Two And A Half Years Time With One Truly Horrific Tweet
127: If You Put A Gun To My Head I’d Have To Say Caravaggio
126: You’d Think I Was Trying To Decipher The Rosetta Stone
125: Twelve Pint Mike
124: Shakespeare At The Castle, What A Farce
123: The Party Line
122: Smooth, Like A Fruit Bowl From Habitat
121: Trust Your Body
120: That’s Earnie From The Two Ronnies
119: His and Hers Matching Porn Rooms
Bonus: Down The Clubhouse Trailer
118: Wooing A Woman Made Of Flowers
117: Use Your Probes On Newbon
Best of Distant Pod 4
116: Tim, I’m Leaving The Charlatans To Join the Beatles
115: You’re On Drugs, Old Man
114: I’m Gonna Be In Trouble Now For Losing A Card
Distant Pod Father's Day Deals
113: I Know It’s Only Bits
112: Weather Guessers
111: You Don’t Look At The Tele When You’re Texting
Admiral x Distant Pod: OUT NOW
110: I Came, I Saw, I Coasted
Introducing: The Demon Seed
109: It’s A Lot Smaller, But A Lot Harder
108: You Throw Like A 120 Year Old Man
The Best of Michael Owen's Movie Club
107: Sugar Cubes And Chill
106: Feeding The Rabbits
105: End Of The Road
104: A Really Sharp Hat
103: There Are More Deer In This Country Than There Were In The Days Of King Henry VIII. Fact.
102: Listen To You With Your Chilean Merlot
101: Bowling Warnie
100: The Dick, Kerr Ladies Social Media Department
99: Tell Me About Cantre'r Gwaelod Again Richard
Introducing: The Joe Marler Show
98: You’re Sitting On My Catheter
97: I’d Rather Be a Eunuch
96: Any Blood In Your Semen?
95: A Black Cowboy Shirt With White Pearl Buttons And A Red Paisley Yoke. With A Bootlace Tie With A Big Eagle On It.
94: Grubs and Slobs
93: Carry On Up The Butts
92: The Gold Blenders
91: Bilbo Bubbins
90: From Russia With Bubbs
89: The Cat Will Think It’s a Worm And Try To Eat It
88: You Trample The Dead… You Hurdle The Weak…
87: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Puke
Introducing: The Moon Under Water
86: Bitten By A Radioactive Sandy Lyle
85: Ulster Hall, Belfast (a)
84: The Alexandra Theatre, Birmingham (a)
83: The EICC, Edinburgh (a)
82: Tyne Theatre & Opera House, Newcastle (a)
81: The New Theatre, Cardiff (h) 3rd Leg
80: The New Theatre, Cardiff (h) 2nd Leg
79: The New Theatre, Cardiff (h) 1st Leg
78: Salford: The Lowry (a)
77: Hackney Empire (a) 2nd Leg
76: Hackney Empire (a) 1st Leg
75: Gangsters Can Be Good Dads Too
74: I Am The Catman
Best Of Distant Pod 3
73: This Is Our Live Aid
72: Michael Owen's Movie Club: Field of Dreams
71: A Million Bees
70: Failed P.E. Teacher I Am
69: Cofficionado
68: Saluting the Urn
67: Are You Not Looking At My Missus?
66: Outsprinting Mozart
65: Absolutely Ingrammed
64: Dick and Willy Seaman
63: I’m a Bonnie Tyler/Snooker/White Dog Poo/Tommy Cooper SuperFan
62: Annwyl Bloke
61: Laughterhouse-Five
60: “So I Did: The Peter Shilton Story”
59: Meet My Family: Rusty, Cheeky, Dirty, Smelly, Complete, Massive & Hard
58: What Good’s That To Me?
57: Shower When Necessary
56: Taking Pyjamas to a Nightclub
55: David Ginola. The Handsome Bastard.
54: British Dessert Tie
53: Barry McGuigan
52: You've Got Your Piggles, Your Daisies, Your Boos, Your Pakkas
51: The Jane & Finch Candle Company
50: #JusticeforCnut
49: Hopeless. Romantic.
48: Paper Pants
47: Top Vocal Act from the East
46: The Referee's a Plonker
45: Stealing a Living
44: Very Blue Danube
43: No Woman, No Cry, Dai
42: Minestrone Soup and Soldiers
41: I Blame Vic
40: To Feet Terry
Best Of Distant Pod 2
Best Of Distant Pod 1
39: I Couldn’t Bare to Think of You Eating Cold Beans
38: Sex and Lions
37: Giving Geraint Thomas a Backie
36: The Famous Dennis Catering DistantPod
35: Shunkies
34: Doing it for Free
33: If You’ve Got Something To Say To Me, Say It To My Face
32: Sexual Smorgasbord #Sport
31: Remind Me of Your Name
30: Semen World of Sport
29: Hindu or Hin Don't
28: Mo & Elv
27: Spielberg: Catch Me If You Can
26: We Cannot Be Serious
25: A Room With a View
24: Getting off with Iain Dowie
23: Love Caldey Island
22: The Redemption of Peter Reid
21: Sohcahtoa, Sohcahtoa!
20: The Four Piece Bathroom Suite
19: On My Mother's Life
18: Ripped Like a Chimp
17: Doing a Geldof
16: Seven Times a Night
15: Half a Family Cheesecake, Two Ribeye Steaks and a Lion Bar
14: 40 Bags of Pom-Bears
13: Grandstanding
12: Underarmer Karma
11: Podding for Pears
10: Wimbledon or Bust
9: Dr Z
8: 14 Seconds
7: Mother Teresa's Debit Card
6: Waking up Next to a Bag of Cement
5: You've Got to Die of Something
4: Oh Bobby!
3: Milk and Biscuits
2: Covfefe 19
1: Do We Not Like This?
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