All Episodes

#389: Lasers are the Future

#388: Ron MacLean

#387: A Ziploc Bag from Candyland

#386: A Double Trifecta

#385: It's a Pita Thing

#384: I Never Forget the Anger

#382: Tullamore Stu

#381: All News is Good News

#380: Like Menudo!

#379: Gideon's Orb

#378: Playing on Planet Jupiter

#377: In an Imputin' Mood

#376: Raw-Dog the Cross Fade

#375: Forgot The Titans

#374: The Bader Impact

#373: We Don't Want Any More Nibbling

#372: Cheesebutts & Doofuses

#371: The Joke Yips

#370: The Funny Horn Zone

#369: Playing in the Gouda Space

#368: A Friday Shortive

#367: They Make The Bread In House

#366: You Lose Money on Most of the Pigs

#365: It's Getting Kinda Hazy

#364: Buying OJ a Pair of Gloves

#363: Just Because It's Right, Doesn't Make It Interesting

#362: The Worst Thing Judy Garland Ever Did

#361: Raw-Dogging Reality

#360: Chopped Liver

#359: Young Swarming D

#358: BURGER DIVE

#357: He's Not A Fall

#356: Excitement Bus Explosion

#355: The Pennywise Sewer

#354: Dean Lowry in Stretch Khakis

#353: A Gopher Football Preview, Filled With Opportunistic

#352: Common Core Meth

#351: The Walk-In Jeans Freezer

#350: The Monkey Bars to Prosperity

#349: The Water Tower's Filled With 2% Milk

#348: Timberwolves Post- and Pre-Fury

#347: Whiskey and Syphillis

#346: It's Not An Allegation

#345: Laudner Mouthfeel

#344: The Outback Steakhouse of Sports

#343: Dial 2 for Gord

#342: An Entire Decade of Beige

#341: A Murder of Hosmers

#340: Hologram Courtney James

#339: 103rd & Goal

#338: Pressing the Greasy Button

#337: The Village Wok

#336: Blue Jeans and PepsiColas

#335: All Profits Go To O.J.

#334: The Brian Zepp Truth Foundation

#333: Pulling the Big Dog

#332: Stackin' Pallets

#331: Grandma's Poison Candy

#330: A Fathom of Salt

#329: Paddack! At The Disco

#328: 10 Squirts of Polo Red

#327: The Squeezin' Biz

#326: The Gravitational Pull of Balls

#325: Chinos of Mystery

#324: Josiah Flintabbatey Flonatin

#323: Lining Up a Wall of Flesh

#322: You No Longer Have a Friend in the Diamond Business

#321: Go Rake Your Bullpens

#320: A Losing Thunk

#319: Jeff Reboulet Thinks Jurassic Park Really Happened

#318: Textbooks From Florida

#318: Night Terrors!

#316: It's After Bedtime and I Want Hard Drugs

#315: It Works for the Ocean

#314: He Loves When They're Apt

#314: A Really Good Shuffler

#312: Look At All These Sons!

#311: Welcome to the Sportive Codpast

#310: Inmates Running The Asylum

#309: Laudner Island

#308: He Holds The Serpent's Eye

#307: Death By Rock Jar

#306: The South Dakota of Professional Hockey Teams

#305: Running Out of Sons

#304: The Black Mold of Heavy Head Coaches

#303: A Gray Line on the Horizon

#302: Comfort Food For the Eyes

#301: Flush With Eds

#300: A Requiem For Chet Haze

#299: Spanish Freddy Adu

#298: A Question Mark Colored In By a 4-Year-Old

#297: A Horse Looking Through a Knothole

#296 - ¡Octofinals!

#295: A Rollercoaster With a High Mortality Rate

#294: The Polio Hill

#293: Early Onset Barreiro-ism

#292: Joey Browner Hands

291: Do All The Players Even Own Horses?

#290: Don't Sleep on the School of Mines

#289: The Mores and Folkways of Rural Minnesota (v2)

Podcasting Is The Original Self-Quarantine

#287: A Sock Full of Quarters and a Sawed-off Pool Cue

#286: The Postman Delivers

#285: Mayor Of A Town Made Out Of Candy

#284: Divorced Dad Energy

#283: It's Courtive Time Again

#282: Fly the Space Needle Home

#281: A Bob Hummel Vibe

#280: Another Burger Reference

#279: An Elevator Shaft in an Abandoned Hospital

#278: Kubels All The Way Down

#277: The Butt Fumble Stink

#276: The Tomato Is Still Hope

#275: Count Your Eggs, Not Your Chickens

#274: Nothing But Eephus

#273: The Third Horseman Is Pestilence

#272: The Full Courtive

#271: The Marthaler Dilemma (LIVE)

#270: David Boston On The Mound

#269: Covered in Scruples

#268: Colossally Terrible in Ways That No One Could Have Fathomed

#267: Milt Newton, Wink Patrol

#266: Costanza Style

#265: Have I Seen a Corn Tree?

#264: A Haunted Fax Machine That's Not Plugged In ​

#263: A Giant Boat Full of Listeria

#262: The Elvis Special

#261: Tell 'Em The Bone Sent You

#260: Always Wrong, Out Loud, About Everything

#259: The Monkey Trial Or The Mouthwash

#258: The Johnny Unitas Haircut of Anger

#257: A Square-Jawed Sock Puppet

#256: A Men's Suit Filled With Hay

#255: 50,000 Watts of Propaganda

#254: Hitting Grandma With a Yuengling

#253 - Never Say the Wink Out Loud

#252: Leaning Into Your Row (correct file)

#251: Electronic Yore

#250: Ted & Ed

#249: Paul Fentons All The Way Down

#248: Stoppage Time and Child Dentistry

#247: Jackpots and Raccoons

#246: Montana Jon's 5-Star Locks

#245: The Humbling Comes For Us All

#244: ​ A Russell Stover's Sampler of Wild Pitches

#243: The Long Bar Graph Of Minnesota Sports Failure

#242: A Lot of Chaff to Get to the Wheat

#241: Claudia! Rotate!

#240: Keep the Turds Together

#239: A Walking Chicken Soup For The Soul Book

A​ Handsome Airport Windsock

#237: It Lingers on the Tongue

#236: Death Rides a Teal Minivan

#235: Cheating-Ass Combine

#234: Not Unlike a Chinese Finger Trap

#233: Mr. Puck? This is Dr. Crease.

#232: If It's Good Enough for Fraizh It's Good Enough For Me

​ #231: Barry Alvarez and a '78 Buick Regal

If Pokemon Was Jeff Sessions

#229: Gavin Rossdale Is a Snack

#228: Highly Sexual and Also Terrifying

​ #227 - He Enjoys a Good Portage

#225: The Oklahoma of California

#225: Stu & Josh's Outstate Chronicles, pt 2

#224: The In-House Hatred Expert

#223: Oppo Dong in the Biz

#222: Table Talk

#221: A Song About a City

​ #220 - Misery Distribution System

​ #219: The Beaver Looms, and the Lightning Strikes

#218: The Whizzinator of Bat Corking

#217: Hello, Neumans

#216: BUTLERRRRRRRRRRR

#215: The Charging Grandpa

​ #214 - You Get Embarrassed Before You Get Full

#213: Hrbek-Based Gaslighting

#212: The Outstate Chronicles

#211: Hot And Ready for Five Bucks Arena

#210: Pure Uncut Colombian Nonsense

#209: The One Where Stu Talks To Himself

#208: The Borscht Is Poison

#207: Embrace the Maritimes

#206: Compromise the Yeast

#205: Who Doesn't Like Old Band-Aids

#204: Turds All the Way Down

#203: Hooray For Less Shame

#202: Thwarted By a Talking Dog

#201: Glorifying Shambles

#200: Little Boy Blue and the Man in the Moon

#199: Sliding Dorks

#198: I've Got the Most Egg

#197: The Bone Blind Spot

#196: Two Beta Cucks Checking in on the Sports

#195: I Never Hated Steve Grogan

#194: The Curse of the Millennial Pants

#193: Golden Gophers Praise Shower

#192: Everything is Random, and the Only Constant Is Death; Eat At Arby's

#191: Carrying Water for Schisms

#190: The Desolation Enthusiast's Desolation

#189: We Got the Juice

#188: War Crimes On Our Ears

#187: Rehab That Cornea

#186: You Have to do the Butt Shakers

#185: Hatred, Fear, and the Vikings Offensive Line

#184: Election Special

#183: The Self-Aware Red Ass

#182: The Panic Becomes a Dull Ache

#181: A Slate Article That Came to Life

#180: The Marthaler Cup

#179: We Got Pratt Attached

#178: Gram That Hole

#177: No One Wants to Eat Ed Asner

#176. Depths of an Ether Binge: Vikings 2016 Season Preview

#175: It Will Make Death Easier

#174: That Prosthetic Leg Moonshine

#173: The Soft Bigotry of Bro Expectations

#172: The Highest Level of Tickling

#171: Don't Short-Change the Beav

#170: Explosive in the Haunches

#169: Michael Rand is Number One

#168: Harold Stassen's America

#167: Going To The Fun Zone

#166: Be the Jurgy You Want to See in the World

#165: Nothing But Gord

#164: Getting Pre-Furious

#163: Your Divorced Dad's Adult Roommate

#162: The Summer of Puttering

#161: Beans for Breakfast

#160: Ditch to Ditch Mentality

#159: Goober Onslaught

#158: Half-Watcher, Ironic Shouter and Cat Owner

#157: This Is What It Sounds Like When Dudes Cry

#156: Like a Dog Bowl

#155: You're Distracting Me With My Desire

#154: Poop Stadiums and Danny Valencia

#153: I Struggled With a Turd This Year

#152: Dad Minutiae

#151: The Chipoltay of Pizza

#150: The Real Losers Are Us

#149: Bagskating Through Life

#148: Granny-Style Jumpers Featuring Shawn Fury

#147: What'd Squirrel Do?

#146: A Blip in the Road

#145: Low on Snow, High on Hatred

#144: I Ride Hard for Whitey Skoog

#143: Ghost Jon Does Not Do Happy

#142: Get The Supplies

#141: Magnets and Flares

#140: The Streets Will Run Red With Cheesehead Blood

#139: Pelted With Buckshot

#138: A Dab-Free People

#137: The Disaster

#136: A Great Variety of Shambles

Episode 135: Are You Being Patriotic?

#134: 158.3 or Ess a Dee

#133: The Groinal Region

#132: This One's For You, Tracy

#131: Get Joe Lateral In Here

#130 (Wolves preview): The San Andreas Fault of Feet

#129: Pot Committed on Teddy

#128: Nice Pants, You'll Die in a Bathtub

#127: Vanek Loves a Home Underdog

#126: Embrace the Stomach Pain

#125: Sharing a Meatball with John Sharkman

#124: I Remember Dreams

#123: Emotional Two-A-Days (Vikings Season Preview)

#122: Nixon's Third Term

#121: It's Amazing If He's An Animal

#120: Holding Out For Lawry's

Episode 119: Bite-Sized Balls

Episode 118: The Ol' Fart Bank

Episode 117: Grade F Meat and Melted Grout

Episode 116: Literally All Python

Episode 115: Out of the Trunk Came a Goat

Episode 114: I'm Not Interested in Facts

Episode 113: Being a Virgin Sounds Awesome

Episode 112: Earn Yourself Some Pants

Episode 111: Sam Hinkie Is A Nihilist

Episode 110: They Pay Him in Blue Jeans

Episode 109: Argentinian Deep Cuts

Episode 108: Camels Aren't Free

Episode 107: I'm Not Afraid to Touch a Wet Nacho

Episode 106: A Rich Woman's Luggage

Episode 105: Your Bagel Bites are Ready

Episode 104: My Dad's Kinda Weird

Episode 103: Steve I Love Turtles

Episode 102: Dat Spanx Money

Episode 101: When That Song Comes On, I Gotta Dance

Episode 100: Major League Baseball's Incontinent Dog

Episode 99: A Tire Fire Inside of a Sh*t Show (Twins Season Preview)

Episode 98: Hey, Do You 'Blade?

Episode 97: The Look It Up Episode

Episode 96: Going Towards Vince Ferragamo

Episode 95: Surrounded By Morons

Episode 94: The Apple Stock of Rube Takes

Episode 93: Throwing Up Finger Guns

Episode 92: Daunte's Hands Never Got Bigger

Episode 91: I've Always Loved the Maritimes

Episode 90: I'm the Ball Gag, As You Know

Episode 89: Two Cool Dog Names

Episode 88: Martin Luther Swamptown's 95 Theses

Episode 87: Pure Black Nihilism

Episode 86: Casual Stu Night

Episode 85: The Soundtrack to My Strife

Episode 84: Anti-Resistance Skates

Episode 83: The Breeze is a Harsh Editor

Episode 82: Yortuck Diskerud

Episode 81: The Utah Beach of NFL Fields

Episode 80: The Priory of Sion Offense

Episode 79: Nice Soft Terry-Cloth Feel

Episode 78: This Infinite Nothing

Episode 77: "Thank you, David Kahn"

Episode 76: "It's me, Poochie!"

Episode 75: Watch Out For Finns

Episode 74: A Number Three in My Pants

Episode 73: A Special Brand of Hopeless Incompetence

Episode 72: Hunks on the Mind

Episode 71: The Cohesive 2014 Vikings Preview

Episode 70: THANK YOU DAMON

Episode 69: Dauber Eats His Shoe

Episode 68: I Call All-Time Gutenberg

Episode 67: Come On, Ebola!

Episode 66: The Raisin Culprit

Episode 65: The Guy From Smooth Cooter is a Cop

Episode 64: Comparing Apples to Ron Gardenhire

Episode 63: Neil Diamond's Tasseled Leather Jacket

Episode 62: It's Funny Because He's Behind Developmentally

Episode 61: Diaper Play at Stu's House

Episode 60: Dry-humping Peanuts Characters

Episode 59: You Leave Bob Out Of This

Episode 58: The Horse ebooks of Politics

Episode 57: You Can't Rope the Wind

Episode 56: Bathtub Full of Steak Fries

Episode 55: I Don't Broke My Arm

Episode 54: Not Afraid to Touch It

Episode 53: The Dog Days of April

Episode 52: The David Backes Drawing Card

Episode 51: A Whole Staff of Noodlers

Episode 50: Hollering at Ulf Dahlen

Episode 49: The Shane Heal of Hockey

Episode 48: Defiling Mailboxes

Episode 47: Parker's Tween Resort

Episode 46: Gleeman, Bonnes, and the bar

Episode 45: Geek School with Hans Van Slooten

Episode 44: Hoyt Wilhelm Invented Meth

Episode 43: Waltzing with Edgar Winter

Episode 42: If You Have Your Own Pool Cue, You're Probably A Murderer

The Christmas Episode

Episode 41: Walking out on Starship, with Patrick Donnelly

Episode 40: Thick in the Britches

Episode 39: Windmilling WHIPs with Nick Nelson

Episode 38: The John Bonnes Barf Cab

Episode 37: Outstate Mad Libs, with Josh Fiedler

Episode 36: The Gravy Period

Ep 35: Generally voted down with Michael Rand

Episode 34: The Curly-Headed Pylon

Episode 33: The Conundrum of Pants

Episode 32: That's in Psalms

Episode 31: Braveheart and an Irish Childhood

Episode 30: Ken Pottymouth and the Sports Fist

Episode 29: At Least the Kicker Played Well

Episode 28: Plan your twerk and twerk your plan

Episode 27: Haters Love Us

Episode 26: Hunter Weeks, Segways, and Old Folks

Episode 25: Chapstick and a Bottle of Thunderbird

Episode 24: The Gateway Drug Of Swears

Episode 23: Stick up for your sports buddies

Episode 22: Please Stand By

The Sportive After Dark

Episode 21: And yes, David Kahn is Jeffrey Dahmer

Episode 20: Death in the Grand Canyon

Episode 19: It's Not Your Fault, Clarence

Episode 18: The Stearns County Party Bus

Episode 17: Terribly uncouth

Episode 16: Hinkle is Einhorn

Episode 15: The Cheeseburger Tab

Episode 14: Spoken like a true baby

Episode 13: "Pretend GMs and brown spaghetti"

Episode 12: Six Flags Over Kentucky

Episode 11: Advanced scouting and helicopter reports

Episode 10: A Starbucks Neighborhood, or a Tim Horton's Neighborhood?

Episode 9: Soccer fixes and burrito cannons

Episode 8: The whole point of yoga

Episode 7: The Full McConaughey

Episode 6: Nuts or Face, Go Rosemount

Episode 5: Spielman as Costanza

Episode 4: Pardon me, Queen of England

The Sportive, episode 3: Andrew da Vinci Clay

The Sportive, episode 2: You're Welcome, Bettman

The Sportive, episode 1: The Keith Millard Hall of Fame