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The Sportsballers Podcast — 335 episodes

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1

Brown with a single-u - Ep. 331

2

Canoodling - Ep. 330

3

Chris Olave … is gonna Tonya Harding him - Ep. 329

4

I had to sell Wells Fargo Arena because I’m broke! - Ep. 328

5

Laz Diaz sorted it all out! - Ep. 327

6

Their best relief pitcher is in prison - Ep. 326

7

They always find a way to Mets it up - Ep. 325

8

They have a guy named Dillon Dingler - Ep. 324

9

"Spahn and Sain and pray for rain" - Ep. 323

10

The No Name Episode - Ep. 322

11

Protesting lower case and upper case “ICE” - Ep. 321

12

Tough Break for Bo Nix - Ep. 320

13

Bloviating - Ep. 319

14

They’re getting a huge curve at the end of the season - Ep. 318

15

It might be true that you think that, but it’s not true - Ep. 317

16

Operation successful, patient died - Ep. 316

17

Right now is all that matters right now - Ep. 315

18

He probably has a diet of crayons - Ep. 314

19

It could happen - Ep. 313

20

Full Push of the Tush - Ep. 312

21

Blame the guy who got mossed from the side - Ep. 311

22

It's a Happy Accident - Ep. 310

23

How about we fumble it now! - Ep. 309

24

Stop Being a Bitch. - Ep. 308

25

"The King Stay the King" - Ep. 307

26

It Sort of Rhymes with Suck - Ep. 306

27

An Uncontroversial Ass-whooping - Episode 305

28

Revector us real quick - Episode 304

29

The Dodgers have an absolute weenie managing the team. - Episode 303

30

Corny Doofus - Episode 302

31

The Saints were up early via fluke. - Episode 301

32

Not Quite as Bo Nix-ian - Episode 300!

33

Derek Carr is in full pumpkin mode. - Episode 299

34

Commodes flush the Browns - Episode 298

35

Just Swingin' at Nonsense - Episode 297

36

New Quarterback Smell - Episode 296

37

He's lookin' kinda bust-y - Episode 295

38

A Historically Anomalous Player - Episode 294

39

I was more curious how the Panthers got three. - Episode 293

40

We Oughta have the Levismeter - Episode 292

41

Navy Blue with his Cue Ball Head - Episode 291

42

They Reek of Mediocrity - Episode 290

43

BONUS POD: Roller Coasters in Ohio

44

No news is good news - Episode 289

45

Katie Ledecky is a queen - Ep. 288

46

Pimping your own political violence - Ep. 287

47

Controversial only because people are morons - Ep. 286

48

Playoff P trying to Play in the Playoffs in the P - Ep. 285

49

Zero Coolitude - Ep. 284

50

Mop at the Trop - Ep. 283

51

Just pretend it's salad - Ep. 282

52

A thing salad - Ep. 281

53

Round 1 Star Syndrome - Ep. 280

54

Paul George is Bono - Ep. 279

55

2024 NFL Draft Special or: Like BO, he stinks - Ep. 278

56

MenBA - Ep. 277

57

That's Baby Yoda - Ep. 276

58

Replaced Shohei Ohtani with Aaron Hicks - Ep. 275

59

I'm disgusted - Ep. 274

60

Oddly Old and Young - Ep. 273

61

Let him develop?! Your film is overexposed!! - Ep. 272

62

Unaminous - Ep. 271

63

Double N C A - Ep. 270

64

Zay Flowers giveth, Zay Flowers taketh away

65

That's Aaron Rodgers... That's Brett Favre - Ep. 268

66

A Particularly Plastic Utensil - Ep. 267

67

Is it a book? - Episode 266

68

Flatulence at the Press Conference - Ep. 265

69

Eat that Zion... actually don't - Ep. 264

70

The center of the DMV is the D - Ep. 263

71

Is Stefanski in the Concussion Protocol? - Ep. 262

72

Apparently Mayonnaise was a Gateway Bowl - Ep. 261

73

Get a job, man - Ep. 260

74

That's a bold strategy, Otton - Ep. 259

75

A Fatter Garden Gnome - Ep. 258

76

This was money in the bank - Ep. 257

77

Inaudible Noises - Ep. 256

78

Sure. Acrisure. - Ep. 255

79

My claim...was based off of nothing - Ep. 254

80

Change it back to New Amsterdam - Ep. 253

81

I thought everybody was Sauce - Ep. 252

82

2023 NFL Preview or: To cover a Major Tuddy - Ep. 251

83

2023 Fantasy Football Preview or: Keepers are stupid - Ep. 250

84

Recently Jettisoned Jordan Poole - Ep. 249

85

When you find out the truth is fiction - Ep. 248

86

Training Cramp - Ep. 247

87

Evan hates the Orioles - Ep. 246

88

Seven hours of commercial-ful non-football - Ep. 245

89

They're the friggin Angels - Ep. 244

90

SFX Fart Noise - Ep. 243

91

Wishful thinking from a Nats fan - Ep. 242

92

People were getting defensive of his defensiveness - Ep. 241

93

Big white guy who looks like he's got a cold - Ep. 240

94

That guy is on Game of Thrones - Ep. 239

95

He's a certified idiot - Ep. 238

96

2023 NFL Draft Special or: Puffy Slot Guy - Ep. 237

97

Rudy Gobert with his extendo arm - Ep. 236

98

Begrudgingly, congratulations to Kim Mulkey - Ep. 235

99

I did make them to pick the Final Four - Ep. 234

100

It's like Mike Francesca, but I think it's real - Ep. 233

101

Damn, Ja! - Ep. 232

102

Klay didn't have a leg to stand on - Ep. 231

103

Gooey-legged - Ep. 230

104

Again or still? - Ep. 229

105

Country singers can't actually sing and "Free-EEEEE!!" - Ep. 228

106

Extracting such minimal amounts of win probability - Ep. 227

107

Two human Ambiens in the booth - Ep. 226

108

God's capable of all things, except preventing this beatdown - Ep. 225

109

2022 Coaster Recap - Bonus Episode #2

110

Danny Nickels - Ep. 224

111

Leave The Neck alone - Ep. 223

112

Southern California Edison Persistence Bowl - Ep. 222

113

It just sounds like entitlement - Ep. 221

114

Loosey-goosey in the pocket - Ep. 220

115

A whole butcher's dozen of ribs - Ep. 219

116

Coup d'état on his knee - Ep. 218

117

He's seared on the outside - Ep. 217

118

Riding with the 45-year-old divorced dad - Ep. 216

119

Joshua Ballinger Lippincott Rosen - Ep. 215

120

Lost Vegas Ravers - Ep. 214

121

Broncos Country, let's punt! - Ep. 213

122

Slightly more combobulated - Ep. 212

123

Thoroughly up under his gooch - Ep. 211

124

Danny Pennies - Ep. 210

125

Incorrections - Ep. 209

126

2022 NFL Preview or: Joe...Bill...Bob...whatever - Ep. 208

127

2022 Fantasy Football Preview or: VLOOKUP-ing - Ep. 207

128

A two-peat - Ep. 206

129

My Soul was Yeeted into Oblivion - Ep. 205

130

Glued to the bench of the Minnesota Timberwolves - Ep. 204

131

He's the one who cries all the time? - Ep. 203

132

How do you understand the un-understandable? - Ep. 202

133

Brawls, Donnybrooks, and Brouhahas - Ep. 201

134

Heigh-Ho the Witch is Dead - Ep. 200

135

*The proof is in the potato salad - Ep. 199

136

*The The Angels Angels (of Anaheim) - Ep. 198

137

Fantasy Supreme Court - Ep. 197

138

Made-for-Finnebomb - Ep. 196

139

I am a perfectly-balanced cowboy - Ep. 195

140

At least I see a traffic cone - Ep. 194

141

Bunts are dumb - Ep. 193

142

2022 NFL Draft Special or: If camera-work was Pig Latin - Ep. 192

143

Oreo Cramps - Ep. 191

144

He's the other Woj - Ep. 190

145

That Venn diagram is a circle - Ep. 189

146

He's the real deal when he's not slapping Chris Rock - Ep. 188

147

Refs can't dunk - Ep. 187

148

Crudgedy Old Men - Ep. 186

149

Jen Psaki Style - Ep. 185

150

Unconscionable - Ep. 184

151

Face-mush - Ep. 183

152

Devin Hester and Mariano Rivera are the same person - Ep. 182

153

I mixed up the McKickers - Ep. 181

154

Down despite already being down - Ep. 180

155

Badly Beal - Ep. 179

156

More than 110% of the blame - Ep. 178

157

Internationally Renowned Fool - Ep. 177

158

The Champion of Fake Football - Ep. 176

159

Self-Depreciating Guy - Ep. 175

160

Anthony Day-to-Davis - Ep. 174

161

Those are numbers! - Ep. 173

162

Sub-performing - Ep. 172

163

Slide over by one enormous butt - Ep. 171

164

Pope Cory I - Ep. 170

165

Crypto.com Field at Oriole Park at Camden Yards - Ep. 169

166

Aaron Rodgers making out with himself in the mirror - Ep. 168

167

Rob Manfred is a pathetic glop of worthlessness - Ep. 167

168

An absolute fiasco and an unmitigated disaster - Ep. 166

169

The entire middle of that sandwich was disgusting - Ep. 165

170

The gold standard for dumb retirements - Ep. 164

171

It's coming from the sky, which is above - Ep. 163

172

Booyah! Move the Chains! - Ep. 162

173

Established Nincompoop - Ep. 161

174

Ja'Marrow Chase - Ep. 160

175

You out-hot took me - Ep. 159

176

They care enough to boo you - Ep. 158

177

2021 Fantasy Football Preview or: They're not Eggos! - Ep. 157

178

Jace Tingler? Really? - Ep. 156

179

Dynamicism - Ep. 155

180

Tummy Tickler - Ep. 154

181

My grandma plays tennis - Ep. 153

182

Not Quite Ben Simmons-Bad - Ep. 152

183

Nickel Linebacker - Ep. 151

184

Peel their eyeballs open - Ep. 150

185

What?! What?! No!! - Ep. 149

186

Miscellaneous Goo - Ep. 148

187

Julio Jones, Take 5 - Ep. 147

188

Ron Artest was a visionary - Ep. 146

189

Organized Team Daktivities - Ep. 145

190

You can't swing at an 0-3 pitch - Ep. 144

191

Evan stanning for The Trop - Ep. 143

192

Brief aside aside - Ep. 142

193

2021 NFL Draft Special or: Cutting with Variable Sharpness - Ep. 141

194

A stain on somebody's pants - Ep. 140

195

Nobody watches baseball except for old guys and us - Ep. 139

196

An affront to God - Ep. 138

197

Something nice about the Tigers - Ep. 137

198

NBA Siberia with Mickey Mouse - Ep. 136

199

We can't repeat ourselves - Ep. 135

200

Counting their eggs before they're...? - Ep. 134

201

Sorry, Dad - Ep. 133

202

Europe-and-Asia Step - Ep. 132

203

Griping about people who gripe - Ep. 131

204

Heinicke. Team. Seven. - Ep. 130

205

I'm plenty stimulated - Ep. 129

206

Peaked-in-High-School Josh Allen - Ep. 128

207

Throw in a Ham Sandwich - Ep. 127

208

I believe in vengeance - Ep. 126

209

*The I-words - Ep. 125

210

Jared Cough - Ep. 124

211

Half-dimensional - Ep. 123

212

I'll leave his personal life out of it - Ep. 122

213

He actually didn't have any good legs - Ep. 121

214

Exceptionally Stabby Team Doctor - Ep. 120

215

Thinking commonsensicaly - Ep. 119

216

The Suns already have Cory Booker - Ep. 118

217

A Weekend Visit with his Dad - Ep. 117

218

Playing in the Graupel - Ep. 116

219

Ewing Theory Theory - Ep. 115

220

Tom Brainy - Ep. 114

221

Fitzmagic is Fleeting - Ep. 113

222

Very Tight Pantses - Ep. 112

223

Above Replacement-Level Level - Ep. 111

224

Put a Dollar in the Jar - Ep. 110

225

Ahead of the eight ball - Ep. 109

226

Hybrid Man-Zone Defense - Ep. 108

227

2020 NFL Preview or: Promises Made, Promises Kept - Ep. 107

228

You don't even need pants - Ep. 106

229

2020 Fantasy Football Preview - Ep. 105

230

This cannot go on - Ep. 104

231

Home Bubble Advantage - Ep. 103

232

PoLiTiCs DoN't BeLoNg In SpOrTs - Ep. 102

233

T-shirts and Sour Cream on Bagels - Ep. 101

234

Got a bug in the room with me celebrating - Ep. 100

235

Cory and Eric and the geese all agree - Ep. 99

236

Washington Football Club - Ep. 98 (Pt. II)

237

Thanks, Patrick Mahomes, for Global Warming - Ep. 98 (Pt. I)

238

Licensed Distributor of Purple Kool-Aid - Ep. 97

239

Butt Sweat - Ep. 96

240

Pinch-bunting - Ep. 95

241

Two-Dimensional Grain of Salt - Ep. 94

242

Underground Roomba Fights - Ep. 93

243

Black Lives Matter - Ep. 92

244

We Wanna Execute the Players - Ep. 91

245

I thought he was in the orgy - Ep. 90

246

Level 1 Weaksauce - Ep. 89

247

Classic Eric Snark - Ep. 88

248

2020 NFL Draft Special - Ep. 87

249

We Haven't 86ed the Podcast Yet - Ep. 86

250

He wasn't even traded for Eric's sandwich - Ep. 85

251

Cool Cats and Kittens - Ep. 84

252

He can smell around corners - Ep. 83

253

*The Fumble that got Fumbled - Ep. 82

254

We Could Sit Here and Wait - Ep. 81

255

Cory Went Full John Oliver - Ep. 80

256

If it ain't fixed, don't broke it - Ep. 79

257

Damnit, Alex! - Ep. 78

258

*The Full Dysfunctional Package - Ep. 77

259

You Got No Size, Man - Ep. 76

260

The New Mr. Big Chest - Ep. 75

261

Semi-Autobiographical - Ep. 74

262

We are a -gate Free Podcast - Ep. 73

263

Steve Kerr has got his fingers in everything - Ep. 72

264

A Beacon of Integrity - Ep. 71

265

Best of Decade - Ep. 70

266

Big Green Egg Starkville Integrity Bowl - Ep. 69

267

Zero-Point-Zero-Point-Zero - Ep. 68

268

*The Rockets Should be Relegated to the G League - Ep. 67

269

It's not "Ham Day" - Ep. 66

270

Four Scaramuccis - Ep. 65

271

Grab my belt buckle, pinch my junk - Ep. 64

272

That's One Tasty Dead Guy - Ep. 63

273

Eastern Motors - Ep. 62

274

¡Hola! ¿Cómos Días? - Ep. 61

275

Emotionally Hedging - Ep. 60

276

Where's the Stump? - Ep. 59

277

Jared Goff Has Gone Into the Toilet - Ep. 58

278

I respect other opinions, but you're an idiot - Ep. 57

279

Reality Hit Them Like an Anvil - Ep. 56

280

Bill Belichick Ain't That Guy - Ep. 55

281

Anatomically-Gifted Nicholas - Ep. 54

282

Cory's Bringing the Offspeed Stuff Today - Ep. 53

283

2019 Fantasy Football Prep - Ep. 52

284

A Perpetual Mess of Mediocrity - Ep. 51

285

I Was Done With the Bengals Before We Started - Ep. 50

286

Pretty Long, Even for Us - Ep. 49

287

Return of Football - Ep. 48

288

Baseball, the Meaning of Life - Ep. 47

289

Who Put the Wizards in Here?! - Ep. 46

290

Potential Drama out the Wazoo - Ep. 45

291

I Empathize With You, But Not That Much - Ep. 44

292

What about Jacoby Ellsbury? - Ep. 43

293

We're DEFINITELY NOT Talking about the Lakers - Ep. 42

294

I guess Drake's got some soft hands - Ep. 41

295

Your Organization is Unorganized - Ep. 40

296

When it gets this stupid, it's newsworthy - Ep. 39

297

Joel Embiid had the runs - Ep. 38

298

A Stormtrooper This Way Comes - Ep. 37

299

Sweet Nothings from Jim Nantz - Ep. 36

300

End of the AAF? - Ep. 35

301

Baseball's Back! - Ep. 34

302

Bracket Season - Ep. 33

303

Who won the Odell trade? - Ep. 32

304

The Lakers Stink! - Ep. 31

305

Pitch Clock Drama - Ep. 30

306

Eric vs Aubrey Huff - Ep. 29

307

All-Star Weekend - Ep. 28

308

New MLB Rules? - Ep. 27

309

Super Bowl LIII - Ep. 26

310

Cooperstown Inductees - Ep. 25

311

"Everyone Thinks We Suck" - Ep. 24

312

Kliff Kingsbury - Ep. 23

313

Coaching Carousel Begins - Ep. 22

314

2018 College Football Playoffs - Ep. 21

315

Flash Gordon Gone - Ep. 20

316

Wat? - Ep. 19

317

Kareem Hunt - Ep. 18

318

Really, Washington? - Ep. 17

319

Adrian Beltré - Ep. 16

320

Cousin Kayla - Bonus Episode #1

321

Le'Veon Bell - Ep. 15

322

Way Too Early Predictions - Ep. 14

323

Red Sox Win... Moving On - Ep. 13

324

Math Lesson - Ep. 12

325

Everybody's Cheating! - Ep. 11

326

Angel Hernandez - Ep. 10

327

2018 MLB Division Series - Ep. 9

328

Ryan FitzMAGIC - Ep. 8

329

Flash Gordon Moved - Ep. 7

330

Jayson Werth - Ep. 6

331

A First Time for Everything - Ep. 5

332

2018 NFL Predictions - Ep. 4

333

2018 College Football Preview - Ep. 3

334

2018 Fantasy Football Preview - Ep. 2

335

Maryland Football's "Toxic Culture" - Ep. 1