All Episodes
The Sportsballers Podcast — 340 episodes
Doc Rivers wasn’t even there - Ep. 336
The Wizards don’t play games in April - Ep. 335
Nikola Jokic ... was drafted during a Taco Bell Quesarito ad - Ep. 334
Just send the asteroid now - Ep. 333
It started with Freddie Kitchens and now we’re here - Ep. 332
Brown with a single-u - Ep. 331
Canoodling - Ep. 330
Chris Olave … is gonna Tonya Harding him - Ep. 329
I had to sell Wells Fargo Arena because I’m broke! - Ep. 328
Laz Diaz sorted it all out! - Ep. 327
Their best relief pitcher is in prison - Ep. 326
They always find a way to Mets it up - Ep. 325
They have a guy named Dillon Dingler - Ep. 324
"Spahn and Sain and pray for rain" - Ep. 323
The No Name Episode - Ep. 322
Protesting lower case and upper case “ICE” - Ep. 321
Tough Break for Bo Nix - Ep. 320
Bloviating - Ep. 319
They’re getting a huge curve at the end of the season - Ep. 318
It might be true that you think that, but it’s not true - Ep. 317
Operation successful, patient died - Ep. 316
Right now is all that matters right now - Ep. 315
He probably has a diet of crayons - Ep. 314
It could happen - Ep. 313
Full Push of the Tush - Ep. 312
Blame the guy who got mossed from the side - Ep. 311
It's a Happy Accident - Ep. 310
How about we fumble it now! - Ep. 309
Stop Being a Bitch. - Ep. 308
"The King Stay the King" - Ep. 307
It Sort of Rhymes with Suck - Ep. 306
An Uncontroversial Ass-whooping - Episode 305
Revector us real quick - Episode 304
The Dodgers have an absolute weenie managing the team. - Episode 303
Corny Doofus - Episode 302
The Saints were up early via fluke. - Episode 301
Not Quite as Bo Nix-ian - Episode 300!
Derek Carr is in full pumpkin mode. - Episode 299
Commodes flush the Browns - Episode 298
Just Swingin' at Nonsense - Episode 297
New Quarterback Smell - Episode 296
He's lookin' kinda bust-y - Episode 295
A Historically Anomalous Player - Episode 294
I was more curious how the Panthers got three. - Episode 293
We Oughta have the Levismeter - Episode 292
Navy Blue with his Cue Ball Head - Episode 291
They Reek of Mediocrity - Episode 290
BONUS POD: Roller Coasters in Ohio
No news is good news - Episode 289
Katie Ledecky is a queen - Ep. 288
Pimping your own political violence - Ep. 287
Controversial only because people are morons - Ep. 286
Playoff P trying to Play in the Playoffs in the P - Ep. 285
Zero Coolitude - Ep. 284
Mop at the Trop - Ep. 283
Just pretend it's salad - Ep. 282
A thing salad - Ep. 281
Round 1 Star Syndrome - Ep. 280
Paul George is Bono - Ep. 279
2024 NFL Draft Special or: Like BO, he stinks - Ep. 278
MenBA - Ep. 277
That's Baby Yoda - Ep. 276
Replaced Shohei Ohtani with Aaron Hicks - Ep. 275
I'm disgusted - Ep. 274
Oddly Old and Young - Ep. 273
Let him develop?! Your film is overexposed!! - Ep. 272
Unaminous - Ep. 271
Double N C A - Ep. 270
Zay Flowers giveth, Zay Flowers taketh away
That's Aaron Rodgers... That's Brett Favre - Ep. 268
A Particularly Plastic Utensil - Ep. 267
Is it a book? - Episode 266
Flatulence at the Press Conference - Ep. 265
Eat that Zion... actually don't - Ep. 264
The center of the DMV is the D - Ep. 263
Is Stefanski in the Concussion Protocol? - Ep. 262
Apparently Mayonnaise was a Gateway Bowl - Ep. 261
Get a job, man - Ep. 260
That's a bold strategy, Otton - Ep. 259
A Fatter Garden Gnome - Ep. 258
This was money in the bank - Ep. 257
Inaudible Noises - Ep. 256
Sure. Acrisure. - Ep. 255
My claim...was based off of nothing - Ep. 254
Change it back to New Amsterdam - Ep. 253
I thought everybody was Sauce - Ep. 252
2023 NFL Preview or: To cover a Major Tuddy - Ep. 251
2023 Fantasy Football Preview or: Keepers are stupid - Ep. 250
Recently Jettisoned Jordan Poole - Ep. 249
When you find out the truth is fiction - Ep. 248
Training Cramp - Ep. 247
Evan hates the Orioles - Ep. 246
Seven hours of commercial-ful non-football - Ep. 245
They're the friggin Angels - Ep. 244
SFX Fart Noise - Ep. 243
Wishful thinking from a Nats fan - Ep. 242
People were getting defensive of his defensiveness - Ep. 241
Big white guy who looks like he's got a cold - Ep. 240
That guy is on Game of Thrones - Ep. 239
He's a certified idiot - Ep. 238
2023 NFL Draft Special or: Puffy Slot Guy - Ep. 237
Rudy Gobert with his extendo arm - Ep. 236
Begrudgingly, congratulations to Kim Mulkey - Ep. 235
I did make them to pick the Final Four - Ep. 234
It's like Mike Francesca, but I think it's real - Ep. 233
Damn, Ja! - Ep. 232
Klay didn't have a leg to stand on - Ep. 231
Gooey-legged - Ep. 230
Again or still? - Ep. 229
Country singers can't actually sing and "Free-EEEEE!!" - Ep. 228
Extracting such minimal amounts of win probability - Ep. 227
Two human Ambiens in the booth - Ep. 226
God's capable of all things, except preventing this beatdown - Ep. 225
2022 Coaster Recap - Bonus Episode #2
Danny Nickels - Ep. 224
Leave The Neck alone - Ep. 223
Southern California Edison Persistence Bowl - Ep. 222
It just sounds like entitlement - Ep. 221
Loosey-goosey in the pocket - Ep. 220
A whole butcher's dozen of ribs - Ep. 219
Coup d'état on his knee - Ep. 218
He's seared on the outside - Ep. 217
Riding with the 45-year-old divorced dad - Ep. 216
Joshua Ballinger Lippincott Rosen - Ep. 215
Lost Vegas Ravers - Ep. 214
Broncos Country, let's punt! - Ep. 213
Slightly more combobulated - Ep. 212
Thoroughly up under his gooch - Ep. 211
Danny Pennies - Ep. 210
Incorrections - Ep. 209
2022 NFL Preview or: Joe...Bill...Bob...whatever - Ep. 208
2022 Fantasy Football Preview or: VLOOKUP-ing - Ep. 207
A two-peat - Ep. 206
My Soul was Yeeted into Oblivion - Ep. 205
Glued to the bench of the Minnesota Timberwolves - Ep. 204
He's the one who cries all the time? - Ep. 203
How do you understand the un-understandable? - Ep. 202
Brawls, Donnybrooks, and Brouhahas - Ep. 201
Heigh-Ho the Witch is Dead - Ep. 200
*The proof is in the potato salad - Ep. 199
*The The Angels Angels (of Anaheim) - Ep. 198
Fantasy Supreme Court - Ep. 197
Made-for-Finnebomb - Ep. 196
I am a perfectly-balanced cowboy - Ep. 195
At least I see a traffic cone - Ep. 194
Bunts are dumb - Ep. 193
2022 NFL Draft Special or: If camera-work was Pig Latin - Ep. 192
Oreo Cramps - Ep. 191
He's the other Woj - Ep. 190
That Venn diagram is a circle - Ep. 189
He's the real deal when he's not slapping Chris Rock - Ep. 188
Refs can't dunk - Ep. 187
Crudgedy Old Men - Ep. 186
Jen Psaki Style - Ep. 185
Unconscionable - Ep. 184
Face-mush - Ep. 183
Devin Hester and Mariano Rivera are the same person - Ep. 182
I mixed up the McKickers - Ep. 181
Down despite already being down - Ep. 180
Badly Beal - Ep. 179
More than 110% of the blame - Ep. 178
Internationally Renowned Fool - Ep. 177
The Champion of Fake Football - Ep. 176
Self-Depreciating Guy - Ep. 175
Anthony Day-to-Davis - Ep. 174
Those are numbers! - Ep. 173
Sub-performing - Ep. 172
Slide over by one enormous butt - Ep. 171
Pope Cory I - Ep. 170
Crypto.com Field at Oriole Park at Camden Yards - Ep. 169
Aaron Rodgers making out with himself in the mirror - Ep. 168
Rob Manfred is a pathetic glop of worthlessness - Ep. 167
An absolute fiasco and an unmitigated disaster - Ep. 166
The entire middle of that sandwich was disgusting - Ep. 165
The gold standard for dumb retirements - Ep. 164
It's coming from the sky, which is above - Ep. 163
Booyah! Move the Chains! - Ep. 162
Established Nincompoop - Ep. 161
Ja'Marrow Chase - Ep. 160
You out-hot took me - Ep. 159
They care enough to boo you - Ep. 158
2021 Fantasy Football Preview or: They're not Eggos! - Ep. 157
Jace Tingler? Really? - Ep. 156
Dynamicism - Ep. 155
Tummy Tickler - Ep. 154
My grandma plays tennis - Ep. 153
Not Quite Ben Simmons-Bad - Ep. 152
Nickel Linebacker - Ep. 151
Peel their eyeballs open - Ep. 150
What?! What?! No!! - Ep. 149
Miscellaneous Goo - Ep. 148
Julio Jones, Take 5 - Ep. 147
Ron Artest was a visionary - Ep. 146
Organized Team Daktivities - Ep. 145
You can't swing at an 0-3 pitch - Ep. 144
Evan stanning for The Trop - Ep. 143
Brief aside aside - Ep. 142
2021 NFL Draft Special or: Cutting with Variable Sharpness - Ep. 141
A stain on somebody's pants - Ep. 140
Nobody watches baseball except for old guys and us - Ep. 139
An affront to God - Ep. 138
Something nice about the Tigers - Ep. 137
NBA Siberia with Mickey Mouse - Ep. 136
We can't repeat ourselves - Ep. 135
Counting their eggs before they're...? - Ep. 134
Sorry, Dad - Ep. 133
Europe-and-Asia Step - Ep. 132
Griping about people who gripe - Ep. 131
Heinicke. Team. Seven. - Ep. 130
I'm plenty stimulated - Ep. 129
Peaked-in-High-School Josh Allen - Ep. 128
Throw in a Ham Sandwich - Ep. 127
I believe in vengeance - Ep. 126
*The I-words - Ep. 125
Jared Cough - Ep. 124
Half-dimensional - Ep. 123
I'll leave his personal life out of it - Ep. 122
He actually didn't have any good legs - Ep. 121
Exceptionally Stabby Team Doctor - Ep. 120
Thinking commonsensicaly - Ep. 119
The Suns already have Cory Booker - Ep. 118
A Weekend Visit with his Dad - Ep. 117
Playing in the Graupel - Ep. 116
Ewing Theory Theory - Ep. 115
Tom Brainy - Ep. 114
Fitzmagic is Fleeting - Ep. 113
Very Tight Pantses - Ep. 112
Above Replacement-Level Level - Ep. 111
Put a Dollar in the Jar - Ep. 110
Ahead of the eight ball - Ep. 109
Hybrid Man-Zone Defense - Ep. 108
2020 NFL Preview or: Promises Made, Promises Kept - Ep. 107
You don't even need pants - Ep. 106
2020 Fantasy Football Preview - Ep. 105
This cannot go on - Ep. 104
Home Bubble Advantage - Ep. 103
PoLiTiCs DoN't BeLoNg In SpOrTs - Ep. 102
T-shirts and Sour Cream on Bagels - Ep. 101
Got a bug in the room with me celebrating - Ep. 100
Cory and Eric and the geese all agree - Ep. 99
Washington Football Club - Ep. 98 (Pt. II)
Thanks, Patrick Mahomes, for Global Warming - Ep. 98 (Pt. I)
Licensed Distributor of Purple Kool-Aid - Ep. 97
Butt Sweat - Ep. 96
Pinch-bunting - Ep. 95
Two-Dimensional Grain of Salt - Ep. 94
Underground Roomba Fights - Ep. 93
Black Lives Matter - Ep. 92
We Wanna Execute the Players - Ep. 91
I thought he was in the orgy - Ep. 90
Level 1 Weaksauce - Ep. 89
Classic Eric Snark - Ep. 88
2020 NFL Draft Special - Ep. 87
We Haven't 86ed the Podcast Yet - Ep. 86
He wasn't even traded for Eric's sandwich - Ep. 85
Cool Cats and Kittens - Ep. 84
He can smell around corners - Ep. 83
*The Fumble that got Fumbled - Ep. 82
We Could Sit Here and Wait - Ep. 81
Cory Went Full John Oliver - Ep. 80
If it ain't fixed, don't broke it - Ep. 79
Damnit, Alex! - Ep. 78
*The Full Dysfunctional Package - Ep. 77
You Got No Size, Man - Ep. 76
The New Mr. Big Chest - Ep. 75
Semi-Autobiographical - Ep. 74
We are a -gate Free Podcast - Ep. 73
Steve Kerr has got his fingers in everything - Ep. 72
A Beacon of Integrity - Ep. 71
Best of Decade - Ep. 70
Big Green Egg Starkville Integrity Bowl - Ep. 69
Zero-Point-Zero-Point-Zero - Ep. 68
*The Rockets Should be Relegated to the G League - Ep. 67
It's not "Ham Day" - Ep. 66
Four Scaramuccis - Ep. 65
Grab my belt buckle, pinch my junk - Ep. 64
That's One Tasty Dead Guy - Ep. 63
Eastern Motors - Ep. 62
¡Hola! ¿Cómos Días? - Ep. 61
Emotionally Hedging - Ep. 60
Where's the Stump? - Ep. 59
Jared Goff Has Gone Into the Toilet - Ep. 58
I respect other opinions, but you're an idiot - Ep. 57
Reality Hit Them Like an Anvil - Ep. 56
Bill Belichick Ain't That Guy - Ep. 55
Anatomically-Gifted Nicholas - Ep. 54
Cory's Bringing the Offspeed Stuff Today - Ep. 53
2019 Fantasy Football Prep - Ep. 52
A Perpetual Mess of Mediocrity - Ep. 51
I Was Done With the Bengals Before We Started - Ep. 50
Pretty Long, Even for Us - Ep. 49
Return of Football - Ep. 48
Baseball, the Meaning of Life - Ep. 47
Who Put the Wizards in Here?! - Ep. 46
Potential Drama out the Wazoo - Ep. 45
I Empathize With You, But Not That Much - Ep. 44
What about Jacoby Ellsbury? - Ep. 43
We're DEFINITELY NOT Talking about the Lakers - Ep. 42
I guess Drake's got some soft hands - Ep. 41
Your Organization is Unorganized - Ep. 40
When it gets this stupid, it's newsworthy - Ep. 39
Joel Embiid had the runs - Ep. 38
A Stormtrooper This Way Comes - Ep. 37
Sweet Nothings from Jim Nantz - Ep. 36
End of the AAF? - Ep. 35
Baseball's Back! - Ep. 34
Bracket Season - Ep. 33
Who won the Odell trade? - Ep. 32
The Lakers Stink! - Ep. 31
Pitch Clock Drama - Ep. 30
Eric vs Aubrey Huff - Ep. 29
All-Star Weekend - Ep. 28
New MLB Rules? - Ep. 27
Super Bowl LIII - Ep. 26
Cooperstown Inductees - Ep. 25
"Everyone Thinks We Suck" - Ep. 24
Kliff Kingsbury - Ep. 23
Coaching Carousel Begins - Ep. 22
2018 College Football Playoffs - Ep. 21
Flash Gordon Gone - Ep. 20
Wat? - Ep. 19
Kareem Hunt - Ep. 18
Really, Washington? - Ep. 17
Adrian Beltré - Ep. 16
Cousin Kayla - Bonus Episode #1
Le'Veon Bell - Ep. 15
Way Too Early Predictions - Ep. 14
Red Sox Win... Moving On - Ep. 13
Math Lesson - Ep. 12
Everybody's Cheating! - Ep. 11
Angel Hernandez - Ep. 10
2018 MLB Division Series - Ep. 9
Ryan FitzMAGIC - Ep. 8
Flash Gordon Moved - Ep. 7
Jayson Werth - Ep. 6
A First Time for Everything - Ep. 5
2018 NFL Predictions - Ep. 4
2018 College Football Preview - Ep. 3
2018 Fantasy Football Preview - Ep. 2
Maryland Football's "Toxic Culture" - Ep. 1