All Episodes
The Tony Kornheiser Show — 395 episodes
“Shrimp or Chicken?”
“3 Good Holes”
“Pucks and Ponies”
“Yes!”
“Hold on a second Sparky”
“4 Triples”
“It’s Resistable”
“Jefferson City”
“Surviving Survivor”
“The great potato schism”
“Name names!"
“Going Green”
“6:45???”
“Tell him it’s the NY Times!”
“Happy Steve Spurrier Day!”
“All the Ice Cream is Gone”
“A Live Person”
“Seven in the Shade”
“Call Amazon?”
“It’s 1 am, where is Wilbon?”
“The key to good pilaf”
“Eating Pudding”
“The Lillehammer Jacket Controversy”
“uh, yeah”
“I got a horse right here”
“Good, good, and stinko”
“Swath”
“Lathered in Disappointment”
“We know that ramp”
“The Good Parking”
"How old are you?"
"Bagged potatoes"
"A scream-out-loud moment"
“1261”
“We would’ve been D 4”
“L’Hiver Est Mort”
“It now begins with 4 vs 13”
“The U of Conn”
“How do you feel about Duke, Steve?”
“Wilt”
“Bam!”
“Day-O”
“Farewell to the Washington Post Sports Section”
“Work on my dimpling”
“Bad News from Egg Harbor”
“Reluctant Chili Eater”
“Wilbon’s Note”
“Why trust what I can see?”
“Bombo Genesis”
“A matter of principle”
“McDonald’s or Afrin?”
“Double cork switchback one-eighty”
“What happened at the Publix?”
“Wilbon’s clean car”
“Attention Must Be Paid”
“Tony needs Toast”
“There and back again”
"A message from Tony"
“Winter’s Coming”
“4th and Snow”
“Has anyone checked on Wilbon?”
“The check is in the mail”
“Take that Rome!”
“So Far”
“Snakedraft”
“Thank you Mr. Sherman”
“Let’s go bowling”
“You’re the matchbook guy”
“Hominy Hail”
“Never Go Full Red”
“Again with the emails?”
“Was it freeing?”
“I hate this phone”
“6 Mllion Data Points”
“I Do This Too”
“Big mouse, big mouse, big mouse”
“Welcome to my morning”
“Fully in the Tube”
“Hoos Lose”
“Boom or Bust?”
“Sit back and go WOW!”
“The Wine Theft”
“The Thanksgiving Show”
“Lost without PTI”
“It’s All About the Residuals”
“Wait…who’s driving?”
“I’m ready for my closeup”
“She Cursed Well”
“Go Bearcats!!”
“The Propane Standoff”
“D player”
“2020”
“Prepared for a siege”
“I Don’t Like KitKat”
“Tony’s Big Day Out”
“The circle of trust”
“Pass the Hat”
“A complicated handshake”
“A Game of Cat and Mouse”
“Put it on my tab”
“It Was In the Tank!”
“The Wine Story”
“Subpar Agricultural Knowledge”
“Ring that bell!”
“Let’s Go!”
“Seeds of Hope”
“A Convenient Rationalization”
“Open up the Barn”
“Bunker trouble…again”
“Blue Danube"
“The Harvest”
“Turkey Club”
“Dear Ron”
“Everything‘s Coming Up Chuck”
“A Business of Flies”
“Orange”
“Were you in the Gazebo?”
“Where’s Wilbon?”
“Will Fix Teeth”
“Don’t forget Reginald!”
“Have you no shame?”
“Tailgating with James Carville”
“Where’s My Cake?”
“Cottage cheese and spin art”
“I’m not an eggplant guy”
“Closed on the weekend??”
“A Hooded Seven”
“We pray after”
“BIPSIC (Again)”
“Welcome to 2025 Tony”
“Clifton Clowers”
“Unsightly”
“Sneakers and Food”
“Don’t Click That Link!!”
“The morose text chain”
“Vanity 40”
“Iodine”
“Tales from Tahoe”
“Harvest Time”
“Greg the Looper”
“Beware the Eater’s Bathroom”
"Chicken for Chessie"
“Nuts!”
“Mean is good”
“Satan’s Jail”
“Me and my dog - me!”
“Go ahead and putt it out Mr. Kornheiser”
“A captain at sea, a farmer at home”
“Beware the potato bugs”
“He is what he is”
“Don’t Worry Baby”
“The Cherry Conundrum”
“Seed by seed”
“Try the Wilbon”
“The 2 cent check”
“What’s a Substack?”
“Not an ice cream night”
“The Sidewalk War”
“Off My Feed”
“Box 571 HC”
“Who is eating my flowers?”
“Alright, here’s a story”
“Some things never bleepin’ change”
“What are your expectations?”
“The Five Guys Expedition”
“Potatoes”
“Budweiser and Fresca”
“Did you see the rainbow?”
“Don Smithing”
“Dinner with Harvey”
“We have a Gnome for you”
"We actually got Maury"
“Do you want to buy a racehorse?”
“Get out the antenna”
“Glue Guy”
“No Geese Were Harmed”
“Rory’s Glory”
“You’re A Member Alright”
“Don’t eat the ice cream!"
“Hiatusing”
“I Was Utterly Useless”
“We know you have turtles”
“The Better Sands”
“The bullpen or the bats?”
“The morning routine”
“I eat meat, I don’t cook it”
“What rhymes with Bargatze?”
“Thanks for the call”
“Junior”
“the note to michael”
“Chessie’s New Toy”
“I like Luke”
“Try the Beaujolais”
“A Different Show”
“Capybara”
“We’ll still have the toothpaste”
“30 Pints”
“Listen Up!”
“There goes Billy”
“More tales of dog vomit”
“Live from New York”
“The Missing Glove”
“You have to make a choice”
“I think I found a way in”
“Is this Melissa?”
“The Toothpaste Crisis”
“Try to get an A today”
“The Aunt Shirley Sweater”
“TJ”
“Squeaky”
“Go to the safe room!”
“The Land of Lost Toys”
“How was the coq au vin?”
“Please press zero for the operator”
“WSI”
“Flush the Mouse!!!!”
“Try the brisket”
“If I had a hammer”
“Let it snow!”
“How many holes this time?”
“New Year, new you!”
“This is not the Cy Young”
“Circle of trust”
“Have I talked about the soup?”
“Afternoon Delight”
“The Corduroy Suit Story”
“Give Staples a Chance”
“The Annual Staples Pilgrimage”
“The Sammich Fund”
“Sheetz or Wawa?”
“Do you have CBS?”
“Peppermint Poop”
“Hinky Dinky”
“I’ll have the scrambled eggs”
“Sotto Voce”
“Do you have a doodle?”
“A very specific whine”
“High anxiety on I-95”
“You’re a Hockey Guy”
“Monkeys on the loose”
“Get off my lawn!”
“Can I get a BLT?”
“The Good Wool”
“Behind the barricade?”
“The Moth People Are Coming”
“How to make a brisket”
“This is my moth story”
“Standing on a corner…”
“Hail Mary, Full of Grace”
“Aloha Charley”
“Fernando”
“A three TV situation”
“Not North Scottsdale”
“Well, I did have a steak this morning”
“People of your ilk”
“Is Copper ok?”
“The Real Bandwagon”
“It’s actually KJ”
“Standing Room Only”
“The Hit King”
“Where’s the Bandwagon?”
“A Day at the Ballpark”
“C’mon, nobody’s listening”
“If the mountain pass falls…”
“The kindness of strangers”
“Where did Maury go?”
“It Ain’t Me Gabe”
“The Village Idiot”
“A personal phlebotomist”
“A plague of varmints”
“Why not the peppers?”
“Industrial Espionage”
“The hawk and the squirrel”
“They Can’t Stop a Sneeze”
“I do it for bagels”
“Tramping on my vegetables”
“The Variants of Meat”
“I Don’t Live in This World”
“Quiet Please”
“Box House”
“Thanks Warren!”
“The Late Show”
“Ice Cream News”
“Hi Matt”
“Other Eiffel Towers”
“If you vomited, you lost”
“I touched a Beatle”
“The Shootout”
“0-15”
“Paws or Claws?
“Flame retardant Doritos”
“Lien can eat it!”
“A Few K Turns Later”
“Be like Evelyn!”
“Frankly, it’s a sport”
“Amity means friendship”
“Make a U-Turn”
“What was the Velo on that?”
“Olga’s Pizza”
“Full Pack”
“The Pros from Dover”
“So long to the Say Hey Kid”
“We do TV for ourselves”
“Godspeed Howard”
“Range bucket?”
“The Pocket Square Conundrum”
“Grass”
“A Moonlight Graham situation”
“Into the Schmutz”
“Tinged with Sadness and Dread”
"Wanna trade your walking boot?"
“I will defiantly be there”
“Pivot!”
“You were giving shots?”
“Winner! Let’s Go”
“They gotta wear pants”
“Late for the cheese tray”
“Rugs and Vegetables”
“Is this wine for us?”
“Is that Mickey Dolenz?”
“You’re a scoundrel!”
“Promptly?”
“23 in red”
“And old man in a hat”
“Free Ice Cream!”
“6’5” and 80”
“Because they can’t go nine”
“Riding with the pie!”
“Cookie is fired up!”
“Strange things are afoot at the Chipotle”
“Adding Machine”
“Chessie and the Sun”
“Mouth of the Rat”
“Ride the Rides”
“Great Mustache”
“Therms?”
“The Pretzel Hotline”
“Nobody Bothers Me!”
“The Cats Pajamas”
“So, what’s an upset?”
“It’s bracket time baby!”
“Your Sports Content”
“Boy, oh boy could he write!”
“I’ll take an Uber”
“Stinkusweum”
“Scubosh!”
“The Baggy Group”
“A Large Portable Radio”
“The Ava’s Gambit”
“Serendipitously”
“He flushed the mouse!”
“The Swedish Fish Incident”
“Sustistics”
“Go Ice Dogs!”
“The Great One”
“Are you there now?”
“The Mouse House”
“I’m an under guy”
“Heagel is a beagle!”
“My level of mediocrity”
“We’ve all typed the word duck”
“That’s Not Fair!”
“The Nautica Store Story”
“Swing and a Miss”
“Another Store Story (not really)”
“The King of Hurt Feelings”
“The Zipper Conundrum”
“Best thing since 7-Up”
“The Peacock has landed!”
“The Peacock Problem”
“Maggie and the money”
“So, hit it”
“Fancy Chicken”
“There’s a hole in my sweater”
“Scottsdale is for peasants”
“A Feast of Quail”
“At least he’s got the sauce”
“The Mighty Wilbons”
“A Jersey Boys Story”
“Kevin Johnson’s Fixin’s”
“Vintage Carville”
“Villainy”
“That’s so much money!”
“You gotta have a guy”
“Fonz You!”
“Better or deserving?”
“It’s not your night Zalatoris”
“The fade is easier than the hook”
“Have a little faith”
“You Never Called Me Back”
“The Hamburglar”
“Up close with Mr. Barbarino”
“Who wears short shorts?”
“Half of a Half”
“The Crest Quandary”