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RISE SIR ARCHIE_3-2 Atletico Madrid and Liverpool 1-1

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TOT 2-0 DORTMUND AND REEEEELLLLLLAAAAAAAAXXXX.

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2-2 FRANK DOESN'T GET SACKED TONIGHT

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Luke Shaw again Olé Olé 2-2 Yanited.

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Super Cup Gut Punch

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BILBAO BAGGED IT!!!

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BOZO GLIMT

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FRANKFURT AKA THE MOODY DIVA

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EL COULDN'TCARELESSICO

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Do You like Beathoven?

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THE BRAZILIAN GLENN WHELAN

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TIMO BURNERPHONE - SOU 0 - 5 SPURS

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THE VICARIO SCENARIO

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HAKIM ZEROPECS AKA GALATASARARRRRRGGGGHHHHH

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WORST HAM (4-1)

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STAY HUMBLE HUH?

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"SPURS LACK CHOLISMO" NEW2-1SPURS

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NEW SEASON, FOOK THE REST!!

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FARCE CARNVIAL SPURS 0-2 CITY

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BRYAN GIL IN GOAL AGAINST CITY! LIVERPOOL 4 -2 SPURS, CHE 2- 0, SPURS 2-3 ARSENAL

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OWNGOALECOGLOU - 3-1 FORREST/ MURILLO (OG) VDV, PORRO

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FLUSHED AWAY (INTO THE THAMES) 3-0 FULHAM, MUNIZ 2, LUKIC 1. FACK.

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KEVINDEBRUYNESARR_ 0-4_VILLA, Maddison, Johnson, Son and Werner!

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RICHARLISON

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PORRO PORRO SAUCE (1-0 Burnley, FA CUP)

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Porro = Barca, Romero = Madrid, Sarr = the universe

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DISEMBOWELMENT - CHELSEA AND WOLVES

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SPURS TOP DOGS? OR IS EVERYONE ELSE DOO DOO?

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No EZE, No OLISE, No problem, right? + 2-0 Fulham Review.

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OLI SAYS DELAY_ARSENAL_2-2_LIVERPOOL_2-1_LUTON_0-1

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ARRIEVEDERCI DON PENITENTIARY

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ROMERO SLAPPED IN LA PAZ

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VDV WILL RETIRE VVD

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PASS UDOGIE ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE_S4_E2_BRE2_2_TOT2_0_MNU

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VAN DE INVENTION

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POSTSEASONECOGLU

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BACK TO THE FUTILE aka the CONTENUUM CONTINUES

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THATCH-FIXING AKA GOOD BYE CONTE

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BOMBACLATENACCIO S3E16

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”Rosso Misery” aka Cups Runneth Dry 0-0 (0-1) AC Milan_Out of UCL

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”You’re Skipp, Ahhh” 2-0 (Skipp, Kane) v Chelsea.

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Stellini the Genie

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HAPPY NEW VIERA

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”Merry G-tech-mas.”. 2-2 Brentford Away

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VAR WARS_S3_E10

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WHEN’S KULU BACK? S3_E9

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”Bell of Shame” S3_E8

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SON HEUNG-MAXIMUM

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A 2-1 MASSACRE (FULHAM) S3_E6

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Rich-Snarl-ison_S3_E5_FOREST 0-2 SPURS

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PSG, SPORTING AND COPENHAGEN in the Champers League please S3_E4

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Stole a point from Satan. S3_E3

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”Kulu on Kouli, Chelsea are in trouble” 4-1 v Southampton S3_E2

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”Bring the Pain” S3_E2

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”On me head, Richarlison” S2E20

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Without You Arsenal, We Are Nothing. S2E19

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WINNER TAKES ALL...OR NOTHING...S2 E18

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”Marcus Rashford should consider joining Greenpeace” S2E17

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Gonna turn the heating off. ASSNA like a thick pair of bed socks. S2_E16

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”A WRECKING BALL WITH BRICK DUST FROM AN ABANDONED SHITHOUSE.” S2 E25

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MATT MARADOHERTY_S2_E14

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THE HOUSE OF CONT_S2_E13

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”I’d throw it in the incinerator, but it won’t burn twice.”

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The TOP 4 conundrum (and how I love the BOMBA!)

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Traoré, the bearded lady and sword swallower. (S2_E10)

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Tottenham v Liverpool; if ever there was a game to convince the government not to shut down football this was it.

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Does Olé get to keep the Wheel, or will he receive smaller replica?” + Vitesse, Everton and Leeds. (S2_E8)

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”It‘s not you, Nuno, It‘s Tottenham.”

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The Pit and the Pendulum (S2E6)

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Jonjo Shelvey - not the kind of human rights abuse we were all thinking of. S2E4

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”As long as Newcastle F@^K Chelsea and City, who really cares!?”

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The 4 ‘R‘s- Royal, Romero, Reguilon and Die RRRRRRR!

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Sonny the City Slayer (S2_E2)

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S2_ep1_"It's the Queen, Stephen Fry, Clare Balding and then Harry Kane...In that bloody order!"

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So long José. Were you ever really here?

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RABONA-COASTER EP 26

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"THE PURGE" part 1. Ep 25

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No Tanguy, No Party!

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"Dele fell over in Marine"

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Lord of the Gash

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WILL JOSÉ BIN OFF THE FIRST HALF AT ANFIELD?

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EP 20 The month of death is looking pretty perky after a win and a draw against the Citizens and the blues.

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Brighton, bale'd over and Antwerp, royally unimpressed.

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"Don't sink to Burnley's level, rise from beneath it, and then wreck it."

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"Spurs were 10 minutes from winning the league." West Ham United 3-3.

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1-6 at Old Trafford. " A scoreline that would make Danny Blanchflower blush!"

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DIER DUMPS CHELSEA OUT OF THE CUP.

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The Exorcism of Pochettino continues (Southampton and KF Shkendija)

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Bale is coming home and then "I spat in my own mouth."

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All or Nothing...Mostly Nothing.

91

Messi called Joe Hart a "Phenomenon", Lionel is on his way!

92

Troy Deeney Special - End of the World Review.

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"He pulled a Pride String". Crystal Palace - Tottenham Hotspur

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"We could've had a Tomato rotting in slo-mo" Tottenham Hotspur - Leicester City

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"Harry Kane was rigid" Newcastle United - Tottenham Hotspur

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"Where's he been hiding that for 7 years?" Tottenham Hotspur - Arsenal

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"Spray the sphincters out of the building" Bournemouth - Tottenham Hotspur

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"Tanning the gooch" Tottenham Hotspur - Everton

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"He's just a hospital Pass Dispenser" Sheffield United - Tottenham Hotspur

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“The heat tiles are flying off him.”