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The Tuesday Club — 242 episodes

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Ødegaard’s Mythical Forest

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Cabbages and Diesel

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3

Nørgaard's Dreadlocks

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4

Hundred per cent, Fletch

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5

The Gittitude

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6

Welcome to ‘Confront Your Demons’

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7

Sisyphus’ Burden

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8

An Enormous Tifo of Shane Long

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9

Freddie Ljungberg, you sh*ts

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10

We're Gonna Need A Bigger Vest

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11

Snort, Snort, BANG, GOOOOOAL

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12

Set Piece See You Next Tuesdays

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13

Vortex of Anxiety

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14

Roaming Like An Escaped Bear

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15

Quel Ballon

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16

Doodey Doodey Wack Wack

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17

Stoppa da genie, Liam

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18

Defecating On The Duvet

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19

Is it ever gonna end?

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20

The AI Generated Basque Coach

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21

Arteta on the M6

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22

A Knock at the Door

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23

Five Sixteenths of an Eighth of a Beetle

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24

Dual Mental Health Catastrophe

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25

Seven Hundredths Of A Goal

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26

Is It Rubbed On Or Swallowed?

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27

A Galloping Centaur

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28

Bonus Postbag Episode
29

Don’t Count Any Farmyard Animals

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30

Reiki, football, meltdown

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31

Ian Woan Isn’t Woman

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32

When Did We Sign Benny The Hat?

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33

Zubimendi's Suckling Pig

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34

No One Likes A Grass

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35

Dress Properly

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36

Bring Back Ceefax

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37

Carrying a bit of Timber

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38

We’re all looking forward to Port Vale

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39

Suspicious activity

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40

I can't believe we lost to Girona

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41

Death Star has been repurposed

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42

What ifs and maybes

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43

Celebrate goood times

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44

Stockley Park puts up a Christmas tree
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Keith Dover Forever

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46

Mellow Mik

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47

There's a cat!

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48

Squeezy Roy Keane

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49

What you lose in the fire, you find in the ashes
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Europa League Final 2019, can we have that?

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51

Pepe Scores on Paternity Leave

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52

I am the solution

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53

Dry January, No Shots

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54

A Dose of Attwell Cough

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55

El Caudillo's austere chain gang

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56

Nobody at City has a Mermaid's Tail

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57

Sambi Lokonga’s Tetris Brain Fry

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58

Death of Sportsmanship

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59

Personal issues aside

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60

Jemima and Miriam were exposed

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61

Don't shoot, Granit's evolving

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62

Tottenham get battered, everywhere they go

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63

Stop talking to them you pr*ck

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64

Good on the ball, does f all

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65

I found myself surprisingly angry at Gareth Bale

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66

Do you support Arsenal and need a poo?

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67

Weird billionaire fetish

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68

The Artetery

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69

If it's Epicurus, respect

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70

Middle aged men fail to remember recent events

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71

flushmytoilet.com

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72

We’ve been beaten by a team with Tom Selleck in goal

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73

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings

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74

It’s better to live 1 day as an Arsenal fan than 100 years as a Spurs supporter

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75

Bog-standard Xhaka Time

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76

Willian's injection of pace

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77

Total Control of the Game

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78

Beeeer after wiiiiine?!

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79

Back 4 or Toy Story 4?

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80

A bush parted and out popped Teddy

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81

I Want to Marry Kevin Friend

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82

Fenerbahce aren’t in the Europa League are they?

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83

Zorro will be Right Back

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84

Kieran Tier 3

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85

If Theo had done it, would you believe he meant it?

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86

We’ve been Very Unlucky to be Dogshit-Awful for Weeks

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87

Maybe We Should Change the Basket

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88

There are Three Teams Worse Than Us

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89

Let's go to Switzerland and end it all

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90

Unai Emery Did Not Die for This

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91

The Arsene Wenger Interview
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£14.95 Well Spent

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93

He's not a Midget Genius, he's an Enormous Moron

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94

Arsene Part Deux

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95

The Favourite Restaurant of Peter Hill-Wood

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96

This Podcast Was Recorded Before Ozil Received An Obscene Loyalty Bonus

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97

You Rarely See a Grey Spaniard

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98

Keith Returns from the Cricket Club

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99

Alan has left the group

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100

Get Rid, Miriam

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101

Minstrels, Minstrels, Minstrels

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102

A Letter From Arteta

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103

Father, You're a Cretin

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104

Chelsea's Retirement Home

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105

Who is Arsenal's Manager of the Year?

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106

Walk With Pride into the Europa League

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107

My Whole Life We've Needed a Holding Midfielder

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108

Neasden Sex Party

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109

Alan Smith Makes His Own Sandwiches

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110

Ozil's Made a Money Raft

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111

Keith's Erotic Escort

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112

As a Waiter He's Dogshit

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113

35 Pints and a Small Glass of Wine

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114

She Had Emotion In Her Face

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115

Enchanted by a Gay Gipsy Orchestra

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116

Books Are Just One Word After Another

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117

The Universal Language of Masturbation

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118

I Think I Ordered a Thong

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119

Watching Delivery Men

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120

Moody Goth Girl

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121

In the Boot of Unai's Car
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The Architect's Name is Armitage Shanks

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123

Please God Not Brendan

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124

The Full Back, Crack & Sack

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125

They Don't Even Need to Kick us

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126

Sh*t On Your Dreams

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127

We'll All Have to Go into Deep Space

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128

Mavis is Dead

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129

Shane Long's Not From Peru

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130

The Chambers Flamini Axis

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131

Stephen Hendry's Cue

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132

The Charlie Adam Suite

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133

Buried Alive in a Very Long Coffin

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134

A Barrel of Thumbs

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135

The Sweeney

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136

A Photo Finish

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137

The Banter Was Just Lovely - A Season Review

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138

Mumbai Mix

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139

Highbury Didn't Die for This

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140

The Murderer's Gloves

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141

The Football (Was) On

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142

The Full Milk Tray

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143

UKIP Poster Boy

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144

Conservative

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145

A Qualified Artisan

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146

Caviar and a Catapult

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147

Thank You Robin Hood

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148

Invincibles Special

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149

A Rebecca Adlington One Piece

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150

Watching Porn in the Park

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151

Korean Co-pilot

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152

A 'W' on Each Cheek

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153

Gooner Island

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154

Hirohito Was Hilarious

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155

The Källström Complexion

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156

Who Is William Onyeabor

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157

Gilberto Bingo

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158

Nacho's Monorail

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159

The Bloomer Fund

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160

Improver Lessons

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161

No Mr Mackay, I Expect You to Die

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162

The End of the Arc of Frustration

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163

What's a Bee Store

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164

Beware the Interloper

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165

The Talking Bush

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166

A Season of Hurt

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167

Quick, to the Gooner-copter

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168

What's the Soup of the Day

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169

Steel Drums and a Can of Lilt

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170

The Legend of Seany Sean

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171

Stan Kroenke's Puma Moustache

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172

I Don't Want Gervinho to Fail but...

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173

I Like to Feed the Jews

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174

Not You Bentley

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175

You Dream of Me

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176

The David Moyes Game

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177

Park and Ride

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178

The Bradford Debacle

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179

What's a Nanny Waffa

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180

Deludedly Misbalanced

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181

Wilf or Milf

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182

The Mental Woodpecker

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183

Anything Can Happen in the Next Half Hour

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184

Vito Manone's Toga

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185

Chip's Ear Trumpet

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186

The Tuesday Club Tandem

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187

12 Cans of What

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188

Little Vic and the Akers

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189

The Return of the Telescopic Leg

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190

WOW

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191

The Fudge House

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192

The Tuesday Club Awards 2012

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193

Schrödlinger's Cat

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194

They Boo the Sick

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195

Gary Neville's Sex Noise

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196

It's All Ian's Fault

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197

If it Was a Pie

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198

A Bottle of Beer and a Policeman's Helmet

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199

There's a Mattress in My Living Room

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200

Set Him on Fire

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201

Where's a Bloody Yeti When You Need One

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202

He's Not in the Fiesta

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203

3 Miles in a Sheep Skin Coat

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204

A Cup of Coffee and I'm Spritely

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205

Ice Station Zebra

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206

Beaver Watch

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207

How Many Teams Go Out and Buy a Fat Bloke

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208

Wojciech Can You See My Quiff From There

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209

Hola Patrice, Me Recuerda a Un Joven Lenny Henry

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210

Two Russian Cosmonauts Poking Out of a Sack

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211

I Think We Can Assume That Keith is a Heterosexual

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212

Thanks for the Training Ground

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213

Batman's No Use to Anyone

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214

Would You Like to Look at My Breasts

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215

The Rise of Corporal Jenkinson

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216

He Fell Over, He Fell Over

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217

What Would We Do Without Robin

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218

A Two Bucket System

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219

Clive Allen's Fat Face

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220

We Need the Safety Car Out

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221

The T Shirt Club

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222

Throw Em All into a Taiwanese Buggery Pit

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Have That in Your Hole

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Go Home and W@^k

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225

The Tuesday Club Awards

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226

Choke on Your Caviar

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227

Damian's Slow Dance With Cesc

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Tayo's Orgy Dream

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229

Get Some People in Who Aren't Stupid

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230

Pledge Allegiance to the Flag

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Pizza Kiss Leads to Download Glory Days

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The Arsene Wenger Centrepoint Q&A

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The Return of the Morris Dancer

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Keith's Disability Tattoo

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The Blame Game

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236

Tony Pulis' Penis Hat

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237

Barcelona Special

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238

A Chicken Dinner and a Bit of R&R

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239

Are We Gonna Talk About Saturday

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240

Someone Put Tomas in the Bath

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241

Do Me a Favour love

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242

Linda Said it Would be a Good Idea

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