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The Tuesday Club — 248 episodes

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You’re the Linda

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Speedfest

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Just One More Thing

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South London Forever

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CAMPEONES

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Junior Kroupi in an X Wing

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Ødegaard’s Mythical Forest

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Cabbages and Diesel

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Nørgaard's Dreadlocks

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Hundred per cent, Fletch

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The Gittitude

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12

Welcome to ‘Confront Your Demons’

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Sisyphus’ Burden

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14

An Enormous Tifo of Shane Long

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15

Freddie Ljungberg, you sh*ts

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We're Gonna Need A Bigger Vest

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Snort, Snort, BANG, GOOOOOAL

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Set Piece See You Next Tuesdays

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19

Vortex of Anxiety

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Roaming Like An Escaped Bear

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Quel Ballon

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Doodey Doodey Wack Wack

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Stoppa da genie, Liam

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Defecating On The Duvet

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Is it ever gonna end?

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26

The AI Generated Basque Coach

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27

Arteta on the M6

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28

A Knock at the Door

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29

Five Sixteenths of an Eighth of a Beetle

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Dual Mental Health Catastrophe

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31

Seven Hundredths Of A Goal

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Is It Rubbed On Or Swallowed?

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A Galloping Centaur

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Bonus Postbag Episode

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Don’t Count Any Farmyard Animals

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36

Reiki, football, meltdown

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Ian Woan Isn’t Woman

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38

When Did We Sign Benny The Hat?

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Zubimendi's Suckling Pig

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40

No One Likes A Grass

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41

Dress Properly

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42

Bring Back Ceefax

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43

Carrying a bit of Timber

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44

We’re all looking forward to Port Vale

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45

Suspicious activity

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I can't believe we lost to Girona

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Death Star has been repurposed

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48

What ifs and maybes

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49

Celebrate goood times

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Stockley Park puts up a Christmas tree

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Keith Dover Forever

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Mellow Mik

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There's a cat!

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54

Squeezy Roy Keane

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What you lose in the fire, you find in the ashes

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Europa League Final 2019, can we have that?

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Pepe Scores on Paternity Leave

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I am the solution

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Dry January, No Shots

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A Dose of Attwell Cough

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El Caudillo's austere chain gang

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Nobody at City has a Mermaid's Tail

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Sambi Lokonga’s Tetris Brain Fry

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Death of Sportsmanship

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Personal issues aside

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Jemima and Miriam were exposed

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Don't shoot, Granit's evolving

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Tottenham get battered, everywhere they go

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Stop talking to them you pr*ck

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Good on the ball, does f all

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I found myself surprisingly angry at Gareth Bale

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Do you support Arsenal and need a poo?

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Weird billionaire fetish

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The Artetery

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If it's Epicurus, respect

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Middle aged men fail to remember recent events

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flushmytoilet.com

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We’ve been beaten by a team with Tom Selleck in goal

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Death may be the greatest of all human blessings

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It’s better to live 1 day as an Arsenal fan than 100 years as a Spurs supporter

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Bog-standard Xhaka Time

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Willian's injection of pace

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Total Control of the Game

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Beeeer after wiiiiine?!

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Back 4 or Toy Story 4?

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A bush parted and out popped Teddy

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I Want to Marry Kevin Friend

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Fenerbahce aren’t in the Europa League are they?

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Zorro will be Right Back

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Kieran Tier 3

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If Theo had done it, would you believe he meant it?

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We’ve been Very Unlucky to be Dogshit-Awful for Weeks

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Maybe We Should Change the Basket

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There are Three Teams Worse Than Us

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Let's go to Switzerland and end it all

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Unai Emery Did Not Die for This

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The Arsene Wenger Interview

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£14.95 Well Spent

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He's not a Midget Genius, he's an Enormous Moron

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100

Arsene Part Deux

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101

The Favourite Restaurant of Peter Hill-Wood

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102

This Podcast Was Recorded Before Ozil Received An Obscene Loyalty Bonus

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103

You Rarely See a Grey Spaniard

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104

Keith Returns from the Cricket Club

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105

Alan has left the group

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106

Get Rid, Miriam

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107

Minstrels, Minstrels, Minstrels

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A Letter From Arteta

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109

Father, You're a Cretin

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110

Chelsea's Retirement Home

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Who is Arsenal's Manager of the Year?

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Walk With Pride into the Europa League

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113

My Whole Life We've Needed a Holding Midfielder

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114

Neasden Sex Party

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Alan Smith Makes His Own Sandwiches

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116

Ozil's Made a Money Raft

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Keith's Erotic Escort

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As a Waiter He's Dogshit

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35 Pints and a Small Glass of Wine

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120

She Had Emotion In Her Face

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Enchanted by a Gay Gipsy Orchestra

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Books Are Just One Word After Another

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The Universal Language of Masturbation

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I Think I Ordered a Thong

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125

Watching Delivery Men

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Moody Goth Girl

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In the Boot of Unai's Car

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The Architect's Name is Armitage Shanks

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Please God Not Brendan

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The Full Back, Crack & Sack

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They Don't Even Need to Kick us

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Sh*t On Your Dreams

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We'll All Have to Go into Deep Space

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Mavis is Dead

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Shane Long's Not From Peru

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The Chambers Flamini Axis

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Stephen Hendry's Cue

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The Charlie Adam Suite

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Buried Alive in a Very Long Coffin

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A Barrel of Thumbs

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The Sweeney

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A Photo Finish

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The Banter Was Just Lovely - A Season Review

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Mumbai Mix

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Highbury Didn't Die for This

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The Murderer's Gloves

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The Football (Was) On

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The Full Milk Tray

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UKIP Poster Boy

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Conservative

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A Qualified Artisan

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Caviar and a Catapult

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Thank You Robin Hood

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Invincibles Special

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A Rebecca Adlington One Piece

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Watching Porn in the Park

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Korean Co-pilot

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A 'W' on Each Cheek

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Gooner Island

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Hirohito Was Hilarious

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The Källström Complexion

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Who Is William Onyeabor

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163

Gilberto Bingo

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Nacho's Monorail

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The Bloomer Fund

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Improver Lessons

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No Mr Mackay, I Expect You to Die

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The End of the Arc of Frustration

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169

What's a Bee Store

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170

Beware the Interloper

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The Talking Bush

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A Season of Hurt

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Quick, to the Gooner-copter

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What's the Soup of the Day

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Steel Drums and a Can of Lilt

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The Legend of Seany Sean

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Stan Kroenke's Puma Moustache

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I Don't Want Gervinho to Fail but...

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I Like to Feed the Jews

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Not You Bentley

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You Dream of Me

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The David Moyes Game

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Park and Ride

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The Bradford Debacle

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What's a Nanny Waffa

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Deludedly Misbalanced

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Wilf or Milf

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The Mental Woodpecker

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Anything Can Happen in the Next Half Hour

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Vito Manone's Toga

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Chip's Ear Trumpet

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The Tuesday Club Tandem

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12 Cans of What

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194

Little Vic and the Akers

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The Return of the Telescopic Leg

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WOW

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The Fudge House

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The Tuesday Club Awards 2012

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199

Schrödlinger's Cat

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They Boo the Sick

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201

Gary Neville's Sex Noise

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It's All Ian's Fault

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If it Was a Pie

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A Bottle of Beer and a Policeman's Helmet

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There's a Mattress in My Living Room

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206

Set Him on Fire

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Where's a Bloody Yeti When You Need One

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He's Not in the Fiesta

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3 Miles in a Sheep Skin Coat

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A Cup of Coffee and I'm Spritely

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Ice Station Zebra

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Beaver Watch

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How Many Teams Go Out and Buy a Fat Bloke

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Wojciech Can You See My Quiff From There

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Hola Patrice, Me Recuerda a Un Joven Lenny Henry

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Two Russian Cosmonauts Poking Out of a Sack

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I Think We Can Assume That Keith is a Heterosexual

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Thanks for the Training Ground

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Batman's No Use to Anyone

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Would You Like to Look at My Breasts

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The Rise of Corporal Jenkinson

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He Fell Over, He Fell Over

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What Would We Do Without Robin

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A Two Bucket System

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Clive Allen's Fat Face

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We Need the Safety Car Out

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The T Shirt Club

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Throw Em All into a Taiwanese Buggery Pit

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Have That in Your Hole

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Go Home and W@^k

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The Tuesday Club Awards

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Choke on Your Caviar

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Damian's Slow Dance With Cesc

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Tayo's Orgy Dream

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Get Some People in Who Aren't Stupid

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Pledge Allegiance to the Flag

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Pizza Kiss Leads to Download Glory Days

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The Arsene Wenger Centrepoint Q&A

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The Return of the Morris Dancer

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Keith's Disability Tattoo

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The Blame Game

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Tony Pulis' Penis Hat

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Barcelona Special

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A Chicken Dinner and a Bit of R&R

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Are We Gonna Talk About Saturday

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Someone Put Tomas in the Bath

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Do Me a Favour love

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Linda Said it Would be a Good Idea

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