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The Twitch and MJ Podcast Podcast — 378 episodes

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1

Show Open Twitchs Rough Morning and MJ is a Ghost

2

He Loved the Little People

3

MJs WEIRD Breakfast and Frozen Pizza

4

Filing Grandmas Stub

5

Funeral Mix Up

6

Get These Facts

7

Cock Fight Brothel

8

What Song Ruined Twitchs Day

9

Florida or Not Jello Shot Grandma

10

MJ Needs Knives

11

Grage Fridge

12

Florida or Not Chimichanga Flopping

13

Your Monday Fun Facts

14

Moose Hats and Rat Panties

15

How You Know You Made It

16

Banned for Life 1 and 2

17

Your Hollywood Minute America 250 Concert Update

18

Where NOT to Store Your Gun Powder

19

Florida or Not Tearing Down The House

20

Show Open Whats Wrong with Mom

21

Your Friday Fun Facts

22

Blanks Out for Harambe

23

Youre Not My Big Fat Boss

24

Whos Hollywood Minute is this

25

Twitchs Ceral Dream

26

Show Open How Many States Are There

27

Florida or Not Crack Sign

28

But She Doesnt Have a RIGHT HAND

29

A Blank in His Blank

30

Your Thursday Fun Facts

31

AI is FREAKY

32

Flying Cars are Coming

33

Is Dolly Taking on Buccees

34

Your Hollywood Minute

35

Florida or Not Pickle Ball Madness

36

Cat Therapists and The Hollywood Minute

37

Why Isnt New Circle DONE YET

38

Twitch s is a NOPE on Cats

39

New Target Carts

40

Okay Boomers

41

Nine Toe Eric World Traveler

42

Show Open A Bunch of Nothing

43

Is Twitch About tg Get Bad News

44

Euro Gyro

45

Hot Facts Comin At Ya

46

BIG FOOT Expo is THIS WEEKEND

47

Who Wants to Join Twitchs Club

48

ODD Northside Encounters

49

Its Time To Get Them FACTS

50

NOBODY WANTS THIS

51

Florida or Not Kindergarten Brawl

52

Your Hollywood Minute

53

MJ Get A Hold of Yourself

54

SCIENCE NEWS

55

Your Hollywood Minute - Britney Chaos

56

WHY DID MJ TELL THIS STORY

57

NOT THE BONES

58

Show Open Friday Nonsense

59

Your Friday Fun Facts

60

Florida or Not Poop Sandwich

61

Would You Trust an AI Jury

62

MJ Needs More Phone Lines

63

Sorry About the Bone Delivery

64

EVERYTHING In Australia WANTS TO KILL YOU

65

There I Said it Round 1

66

DONT Wipe Your Butt with This

67

Foam Parties and Super Pigs

68

Florida or Not Poop Dad

69

Dropping Straight Facts

70

There I Said It Round 2

71

SHow Open MJs Has Phone Lines

72

Your Award Winning Hollywood Minute

73

Monkey Boy and MJ The Throat Goat

74

Kill Me With Cheese

75

More IRRATIONAL Fears and Choking on Cheese

76

Florida or Not Meth Turtle

77

Religious Loopholes

78

Frogs In Spinach

79

Your IRRATIONAL Fears Round 1

80

Walmart Heist

81

Monkey Boy Stops By

82

Your Wednesday Fun Facts

83

Shiny Bologna and MJs Hollow Threats

84

Whats In the URN

85

SHow Open Its Election Day

86

They Are SO MEAN to each Other

87

Suitcase Full Of Chicken

88

Twitchs Hairy Back and Your Hollywood Minute

89

Florida or Not Drugs and Landmines

90

Divorcing Couples Fighting Over WHAT

91

More Ashes Talk and MJs Casket

92

Your Tuesday Fun Facts

93

Its Just a Shirt

94

Your Monday Fun Facts

95

NO LONGER MJs Hollywood Minute

96

A Classic Making a Comeback and MJ SPIRALS

97

RIP MJs Nipple

98

Show Open Cult of Costco

99

Insta Whores

100

Its NOT What It Looks Like

101

Florida or Not Red Bull Give You WIIIIIINGS

102

Move the Van and MJs Nipple

103

Get Some Facts

104

NOT Mjs Hollywood Minute

105

More Cruise Drama

106

Show Open Whats Your Thing

107

Porta Potty Bees and Snail Sex

108

Florida or Not Deadly Dominatrix

109

Thats Some WEIRD Smut

110

Why Cant Men Wear Flip Flops

111

Geez MJ Get It Together

112

PIZZA BONES

113

Car Ranch

114

Watch Your Fingers

115

You Can Get Your Own MECHA SUIT

116

Your Wednesday Fun Facts

117

MJ is Worried and ANOTHER Mothers Day

118

Italian Dressing and WEIRD Compliments

119

MORE Weird Compliments

120

Florida or Not METHIOS

121

MECHA MJ

122

Todays WORST Person

123

Your AMAZING Tuesday Fun facts

124

Show Open MJ On The Struggle Bus

125

She is NOT the Good Guy

126

So, Just Sex and Fishing?

127

Best of the 90s

128

Pulling a Truck with Your WHAT?

129

The Great Possum Debate

130

MJ Sleept in her clothes FOR THREE DAYS

131

Normal Things That Are Going Away in 2026

132

Get it Together MJ

133

Your Monday Fun Facts

134

Watch Out For Gas Theives

135

Show Open Its Toasty

136

Man Gets SUCKED INTO JET ENGINE

137

The WEIRD Things You Do When Youre All Alone Round 2

138

Florida or Not Poop Diamonds

139

Running on Anxiety

140

Youve Never Seen Solar Babies

141

The WEIRD Things You Do When Youre All Alone

142

The Hero We Needed

143

The Hat That can read Your Mind

144

Your Thursday Fun Facts

145

Chipotle Don't Want This

146

Who Gets the Front Seat

147

3 AI Stories You Should Know

148

Nudists Vs Swingers

149

Twitch's Hollywood Minute

150

Florida or Not Tattooing Toddlers

151

Thats NOT How Boobs Work

152

SO MUCH Hollywood Minute

153

Florida or Not Car on Sidewalk

154

Dating Idiots and Expanding Boobs

155

Show Open Its Good You Like

156

MJs Bee Update

157

Filling You With Facts

158

The FIERCE Mac and Cheese Debate

159

Cereal Toys are Coming Back

160

Why are People Blurring FOOT PICS

161

Was Col Sanders a BADASS

162

So These Books are REAL

163

Update MJ has Bees In Her Bush

164

MJs Hollywood Minute Dollys Kidney Stones

165

Why is MJ SO BAD at Breakfast

166

Come Get These Facts

167

Show Open Hantavirus and Odd Cruises

168

Why Wont MJ Screw My Ear

169

Happy Star Wars Day Nanu Nanu

170

Twitch is just TRYING to Help

171

Whats In the Box

172

Show Open Lightning Guy and Nonsense

173

Bees in her Bush round 2

174

Plane Hits Car and MJ LOVES John Morgan

175

Your Monday Fun Facts

176

MJ Has BEES in Her BUSH

177

Your Award Winning Hollywood Minute

178

Science News and MJs ODD Life Stories

179

Whats on MJs Nose

180

Your Friday Fun Facts

181

Twitchs Hollywood Minute

182

Man We Love Porky

183

MJ is Unclear of What Game We Are Playing

184

The Game MJ Is AMAZING At

185

MJs Gets Written Up

186

Show Open She Woke Up and Chose Violence

187

MJs Hollywood Minute and TRUE CRIME UPDATE

188

Your Thursday Fun Facts

189

How We SHOULD Name Weed Strains

190

Reasonalble Explanations

191

Crapper Beat Down

192

What Did You Learn WAY LATER Than You Should Have

193

Wednesday Fun Facts

194

Way To Dig Up the Past

195

Show Open Ze poop Room

196

Round 2 and MJ Is Crying

197

Well THATS IRONIC

198

Stroller Wives

199

Frankfort Are You OK

200

Florida or Not BEES

201

Three Sodas and the Hollywood Minute

202

Your Early Morning Calamities

203

Wanna Go to Naked Drawing Night

204

Show Open Can You Shower

205

Stubby Nubbins and Robocop

206

Snakes in the Pants and MJs Ultimate Fantasy

207

Nuclear Wolves

208

Your Tutesday Fun Facts

209

Left Footed

210

Your Weird Family Rules and Lightning

211

Snakes in the Pants and MJs Ultimate Fantasy

212

Show Open Twitch Forgot His Phone

213

Twitch and the Sauce Theif

214

Your Monday Fun Facts

215

Quit Filtering Your Face

216

MJs Costco Pick of the Week

217

MJs Stolen Sauce Confession

218

Im Just Gonna Sit Here and Eat My Cheese

219

Your Award Winning Hollywood Minute

220

Young Men are Going Cougar Hunting

221

Mmmmm Tasty Roadkill

222

Your Friday Fun Facts

223

MJ is a Ford Taurus

224

MJ Paralegal At Law

225

Science News

226

Show Open MJ is a DISAPOINTMENT

227

Twitch and MJ Share Strip Club Stories

228

Maybe Nickelback was OK and Other 2000's Music Talk

229

Nine Toe Eric Stops By Hot Menopause Talk

230

Eating Through Ozempic

231

SHow Open Twitch and MJ are Gonna Hit You with a Baseball Bat of FUNNY

232

What Are You Doing in ALBANIA

233

Russians Fear No Tigers

234

Oooh that Smell

235

Come Get Theses FACTS

236

MJ Sees What She Wants to See

237

Do You Have These TREASURES In Your Closet

238

Your Award Winning Hollywood Minute

239

Whats Going On with Tomatoes

240

Show Open Twitch Chose Violence

241

Them Are Some GOOD LOOKING Cows

242

Listen to the Voices

243

Condom Prices and Truck Stops

244

Screw That Tree!

245

Florida or Not Twerking Sub

246

STOP WATCHING PORN IN THE CAR

247

Your Aard Winning Hollywood Minute

248

What Out for Your Cornhole

249

This is the WORST SCAM EVER

250

Quit Pounding Your Schnitzel

251

Show Open MJs Uplifting Movie Night

252

Water Bottles Burning WHAT

253

Gingers are Multiplying

254

MJ is the Kid Rock of Powell County

255

Your Tuesday Fun Facts

256

It Took a While But Twitch and MJ Came Up with the PERFECT Porch Pirates Jingle

257

Spanking Role Play

258

What Happened to MJs Boobs

259

MJs Boobs: A History of Violence

260

Florida or Not Fake Bears

261

Porch Pirates and Possums

262

Your Hollywood Minute

263

Show Open Soda Math

264

What Happened to Bath Salts

265

MJ is Pickling Dead Things

266

MJs Favorite Online Drama

267

Thems Fightin Words

268

Facts and Wheres Momma

269

SCIENCE News

270

French Onion Soup IS NOT Food

271

Jail Panties and Small Victories

272

Hey Thats Not an Airport

273

Show Open Redneck Wednesday Adams

274

Weird Things WE ALL Experience

275

Donuts Ghost Guy and Porn Warning

276

Florida or Not Running from the Cops

277

Twitchs EPIC On Air Crash Out

278

HOW MANY TABS DO YOU NEED

279

Florida or Not Oops Wrong Organ

280

Eye Popping Dogs

281

Its Tax Day

282

MJs Socks and Your Major MINOR Inconvenience

283

Show Open 2 Dollar Lemonade

284

The Girls Brain is Broke

285

Its a SCAM

286

MJs Learnin'Words

287

Just a Bunch of Nonsense

288

Your Hollywood Minute and MJ Threatens Twitch

289

Science News

290

Is MJ a Real Life Hero

291

Woman Sneezes Out WHAT

292

Cheap Parent Stories

293

KFC Jelly Beans

294

Show Open Should MJ Try Golf

295

Florida or Not I'mUnique

296

MR Myagi Got Nothing on MJ

297

Kid Vs Wolf

298

Your Mom Did WHAT

299

MOREE Weird Family Secrets

300

Florida or Not Easter Skull

301

Flat Eathers are PISSED

302

The Doritos Are Too Damn High

303

Show Open MJs Depressing Movie Story

304

Our Weird Pets

305

Your WEIRD Family Secret

306

What Piece of MURDER Memorbilia Did MJ Just Buy

307

Lies Your Parents Told You and SO MUCH MORE!

308

Florida or Not Damn that's CREEPY

309

Ozempic May Be Causing a Rise in WHAT

310

What Did MJ Adopt

311

WHERE IS JESSICA???

312

Who Had a Family Puke Bowl

313

Why Are Twitch and MJ So Dark

314

Beat Off Cancer

315

MJ Was Addicted to Catfish

316

SHow Open Easter Baskets

317

Is MJ JD Vance

318

MJs Violence Knows No bounds

319

This Weeks Science News

320

Show Open MJs LOVE of Kid Rock

321

They Pissed Off the Bimbos

322

Florida or Not She Flew The Coop

323

And THIS is Why I Wont Climb Mt Everest

324

Weird Hulu Commercials

325

EXTRA Science News - Body Farms and Pig Juice

326

The Stripper Index

327

Your Thursday Fun Facts

328

Drunk Horses and Horrible Trees

329

The Award WInning Hollywood Minute

330

Show Open Twitch and MJ Brain Rot

331

MJ is a Beard

332

NEW APPLE NEWS

333

Spaaaaaacccceeee Pooooooop

334

Twitchs Tatas and teh Hollywood Minute

335

Those are some GIANT BOOBS

336

MJ is MESMERIZED By They Jewish Holidays

337

This Sanke Just Keeps Popping Out Babies

338

Show Open MJ is In a MOOD

339

Its April Fools

340

Twitch Talks Passover

341

OH NO MIKE

342

Your Wednesday Fun Facts

343

Show Open MJ is Back From Murder Camp

344

Steak Cutter and Weaponized Incompetence

345

Pregnant by IDENTICAL TWINS

346

Steak Cutter Closure

347

MJs New Favorite Murderess

348

Is Minnesota OK

349

MJ Dont Know JACK aobut Gatlinburg

350

Is a Pregnant Woman a Submarine and Florida or Not

351

Vaping Squirrels

352

Show Open MJs Road Trip Snack Meltdown

353

Your Friday Morning Fun Facts

354

You Could Fight a Bear

355

I Just Bought a Shrunken Head Bitch

356

Bus Flights

357

Florida or Not DUI On the Tarmac

358

Pants Wering Kangaroo

359

MJs Hollywood Minute

360

Weird Stuff In Peoples Houses 2 - MJ Edidtion

361

Florida or Not Dash Bong

362

Show Open Comic Con and Sexy Ghost Guy

363

Discontinued Snacks

364

Weird Things Youve Seen In Peoples Houses

365

Drew and Inmate Guitars

366

Your Perfect Meal Local Edition

367

Show Open Twitch Was WRONG

368

Your Wednesday Fun Facts and the Discombobulator

369

MJ Bought a WHAT

370

Create Your PERFECT Fast Food Meal

371

Twitch and MJs Costco Adventure

372

Shes a HYPOCRITE and Twitch Can Prove It

373

Florida or Not Cat Hostage

374

Pothole Brings Woman Back to LIFE

375

How Much Twerking is TOO MUCH

376

MJs Mouth Full O' Bagel

377

Show Open Cold Pillows and Casseroles

378

MJs Hollywood Minute