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The Two Pints Podcast! — 211 episodes
Back to the 90s: A Swift Half
The Joy of Summer
60 years of hurt
Freebies, Farts and Fifty
Flat Arse and Tiny Lips: A Swift Half
Prenups, Parking and Poo.
On screen, dangling around: A Swift Half.
Back Home in the Pub.
A Massive Surprise for Will - Bonus Episode Part 3
A Massive Surprise for Will - Bonus Episode Part 2
A Massive Surprise for Will - Bonus Episode Part 1
Sex Songs - A Swift Half
Sporting Bloopers - 'What Will William Tell?'
Does Size Matter?
Fantasy Casting : A Swift Half.
Monks and Mouthwash - 'What Will William Tell?'
Foot Fetishes and Boring Sports
A Free Pass: A Swift Half
A Hotel on the Moon: What Will William Tell?
Vabbing and Scrabbing.
Advice for your Younger Self: A Swift Half
The Worst Year to be Alive - What Will William Tell?
Sliding Doors
Pet Peeves: A Swift Half
Face Farts - What Will William Tell?
Spies, Surprises and Sean Penn
I need your Prayers.
What the Hell do those Notes mean??!!
Windmilling at Wembley
That was 2025!
Midlife MOT - Numan Bonus Episode
Invisible for the Day.
Will’s Christmas Crackers.
I LOVE BEEEEEEEED!!!!!
Pints or Tugs?
Sex, Surveys and Several Layers.
Are you a Psychopath?
I wasn’t expecting that.
The Dancing Plague
Were the Moon Landings Faked?
Ghosts and UFOs.
Weird Museums
Technology, Teeth and Taste Tests.
Upstairs Today, Downstairs Tomorrow.
Sixth Sense or Coincidence?
Dancing on a Pub roof
Our last day on Earth.
Brains, Bangs and Jazz.
Life in 200 Years Time.
Stand or Sit, Scrunch or Fold?
Mr Mellor’s History Lesson.
Little White Lies
Is that real or a prosthetic?
Vibrators, Love Chairs and The King of France.
Europe v America
What’s the Weirdest thing you’ve ever Googled?
It’s not what it looks like!
Wet Bread
Friendship, Families and F*cking Brad Pitt.
Tortoise Orgasm
Slow Down, you D!ck!
What would you change about yourself?
Our Friend Ricky Hatton.
FOUR INCHES?!
Regrets….I’ve had a few.
Pluto and Pineapples:
Scrotox, Oasis & Blood Tests. We’re Back…..- S6 E1
Swift Half Best Bits Part 2
Season 5 A Swift Half - the best bits!
The last episode of Season 5, Episode 16
Episode 15 - Tour Memories 2!
Episode 15 - Tour Memories!
The Best bits of Season 5 Part 2
The Best bits of Season 5 Part 1
Screaming through my Funnel - S5 E13 A Swift Half
Farts that smell of Roses & Chocolate.... What Will William Tell.... S5E13
Beverley Hills to Butlin's in 24 hours... S5 E13
Modern Medicine - A Swift Half S5 E12
Men are Weird - What Will William Tell? S5 E12
A Girls Night In - S5 E12
Identity - Swift Half S5 E11
Billy Bullsh*tter - What Will William Tell? S5 E11
Two Blokes talking sh*t S5 E11
A Little bit of Devilment - A Swift Half S5 E10
Brain Preservation and Metal Dicks - What Will William Tell? S5 E10.
Monologues, Gremlins and Salmon Sperm. S5 E10
Fear of the Dark - A Swift Half
Luck and The Land of Dreams - What Will William Tell?
Lick or Sniff - S5 E9
Crypto Chaos - A Swift Half
Elephants in Coats - What Will William Tell?
Ralf Reveals All - S5 E8
Gaffer Taping my Balls - A Swift Half
Smoke Up Your Arse - What Will William Tell
The Method - S5 E7
A night out in the actual pub! A Swift Half
Too Much of a Good Thing - What Will William Tell
A Night at the Theatre - S5 E6
Animals - A Swift Half S5 E5
Twins - What Will William Tell
Planes, Trains and .........Pocket Gardens
Brain Power - What Would William Tell... #2
Relationship Advice.... S5 E4
Findabble....A Swift Half - S5 E3
Scammers - What Will William Tell? #1
You Asked, we delivered.... S5E3
Stupid Questions - A Swift Half (S5 E2)
Bananagate - Two Pints Podcast S5E2
Saving Will's disappearing bum - A Swift Half - (S5E1)
Series 5 Episode 1
Will vs Ralf Highlights part 2
Will vs Ralf Highlights part 1
Two Pints Podcast, 2024, best bits so far
Will & Ralf return to Runcorn
A Swift Half - A second Agony Auntie Ann from Sheffield
A Swift Half - Agony Auntie Ann Story from Sheffield.
An April Fool's Tour chat.
A Swift Half on the road from the tour
A Swift Half with Will and Ralf - "Sausage butty"
"How much of our lives in our control?"
"Two Cups of Tea with Will & Ralf"
"Our producer fell asleep in this episode"
"Ralf's been on holiday!" 🏝️
"Will's Fun Facts - Tour Highlights" - A Swift Half with Will and Ralf
"Who's the most famous person you've met?" A Swift Half with Will and Ralf
"When Will met Robbie Williams" - Two Pints with Will and Ralf, Season 4, Episode 6
"Its Good to Talk" Will and Ralf open up about therapy
"Hero" - Two Pints with Will and Ralf, Season 4, Episode 5
A 'Swift Half" with Will, Ralf and special guest Paddy McGuinness
Blind Will 🙈- Two Pints with Will and Ralf, Season 4, Episode 4
Is 2024 the year Ralf kills Will!? 🚁 - Two Pints with Will & Ralf Season 4 Episode 3
It's CHRRRRRRIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS - Series 4 Episode 2
A Swift Half - Tour highlights, audience stories part 1.
A Swift Half talking GloryHoles!
I'm still alive.... Mum x - Series 4 Episode 1.
A Swift Half with Susan & Kathryn
Two VERY SPECIAL Pints with Kathryn Drysdale & Susan Nickson
Two (alcohol free) Pints with Sober Dave
Two Pints with Russell Howard
A Swift Half with ... Russell Howard
A Swift half with Kate Thornton...
Two Pints (and a glass of wine) with Kate Thornton!
On the Road to Mellor's Cafe
A Swift Half - Visiting Will's first theatre
Two Pints (of tea) with Will's Mum!
A Swift Half with Alex Boardman
Two Pints With Alex Boardman
A Swift Half - Reflections on Ricky!
Ricky Hatton hits Will & Ralf....hard...
Two Pints at home with Ricky Hatton.
On the Road to Ricky Hatton's house!
A Swift Half
A Swift Half with Dara
Two Pints with Will & Ralf..... & Dara Ó Briain
A Swift Half - Caricatures of us
We're back! Season 3 baby!
SEASON 3 PROMO!
Have a Word with Two Pints
A PINT OF WINE!
Series 2.5 - Episode 2 - The Bums Bollocks and Sports episode.
Two Pints with Will & Ralf, Season 2.5... ep 1
The Best Of Season 2 (Part Two)
The Best Of Season 2 (Part One) | Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2
The Best Guest Stories from Season 2 ft. Paddy McGuinness and Jason Manford | Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2
Another Round Of 'Would You Rather' | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2
Ep 11. One more round...The Euros final, adopting dogs and Vindaloo Two | Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2
Vindaloo Two! | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2
Get Rid Of One | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2
E10 - Season 2 FINALE!
"The balls of some people!" Chancers | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2
We Answer Your Twitter Questions | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2
Ep 9. Ol' Glassy Eyes Is Back (We Got a Beer Sponsor! 🍻) Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2
What We've Been Watching On The Telly... | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2
The Unluckiest People Ever | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2
Ep 8. Brownie Points.. | Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2
Is An Armadillo bulletproof? Will's Interesting Facts | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2
The Worst Jobs We've Ever Had | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2
Guess the TV Theme Tune... A Swift Half | Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2 E7
The Return Of 'Would You Rather'...Two Pints S2 E7
"They let me get my knob out in front of everyone!" Audition Horror Stories | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2
“What’s wrong with being an attention seeker?!” | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2 E6
Two Pints with... Joe Tracini
Will Mellor and Ralf Little Play Speak Out Game! | Two Pints Best Bits!
A swift Half.... JONNY'S NOT DEAD!
Some big News... Season 2 Episode 5
Will talks about joining Coronation Street. Episode 4 | A Swift Half....
Love, Dogs & shaving your kids pubes.... Season 2 Episode 4....
Two Pints Series 2 Episode 3 - Swift Half
Two Pints with.... Paddy McGuinness
Two Pints with.... JASON MANFORD!
Ep 1 Part 2.... Your Questions..
We're BAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKK... Episode 1 ....Part 1...
Season 2..... Coming soon....
A "Swift Half" with Will & Ralf
OUR FIRST CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!
Season One: The Best Of
Will's Chicken story....
We have an ALEXA PUB QUIZ APP!
Biscuits......How do you eat yours?
BONUS - THAT CAT STORY IN FULL
10. Season 1 finale.
9. Two Pints with Keith Lemon
8. Will's getting old...
7. Ralf's finally left his house.. and some very special magic!
6. Two Pints The musical Watch Along
5. A Father's Day tribute to Bill Mellor.
4. Will's theory about Aliens
3. Two Pints..... IN LOCKDOWN
2. Life since Two Pints....
1. Those were the days...
Two Pints with Will & Ralf Trailer