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The Two Pints Podcast! — 211 episodes · page 1 of 3
Back to the 90s: A Swift Half
The Joy of Summer
60 years of hurt
Freebies, Farts and Fifty
Flat Arse and Tiny Lips: A Swift Half
Prenups, Parking and Poo.
On screen, dangling around: A Swift Half.
Back Home in the Pub.
A Massive Surprise for Will - Bonus Episode Part 3
A Massive Surprise for Will - Bonus Episode Part 2
A Massive Surprise for Will - Bonus Episode Part 1
Sex Songs - A Swift Half
Sporting Bloopers - 'What Will William Tell?'
Does Size Matter?
Fantasy Casting : A Swift Half.
Monks and Mouthwash - 'What Will William Tell?'
Foot Fetishes and Boring Sports
A Free Pass: A Swift Half
A Hotel on the Moon: What Will William Tell?
Vabbing and Scrabbing.
Advice for your Younger Self: A Swift Half
The Worst Year to be Alive - What Will William Tell?
Sliding Doors
Pet Peeves: A Swift Half
Face Farts - What Will William Tell?
Spies, Surprises and Sean Penn
I need your Prayers.
What the Hell do those Notes mean??!!
Windmilling at Wembley
That was 2025!
Midlife MOT - Numan Bonus Episode
Invisible for the Day.
Will’s Christmas Crackers.
I LOVE BEEEEEEEED!!!!!
Pints or Tugs?
Sex, Surveys and Several Layers.
Are you a Psychopath?
I wasn’t expecting that.
The Dancing Plague
Were the Moon Landings Faked?
Ghosts and UFOs.
Weird Museums
Technology, Teeth and Taste Tests.
Upstairs Today, Downstairs Tomorrow.
Sixth Sense or Coincidence?
Dancing on a Pub roof
Our last day on Earth.
Brains, Bangs and Jazz.
Life in 200 Years Time.
Stand or Sit, Scrunch or Fold?
Mr Mellor’s History Lesson.
Little White Lies
Is that real or a prosthetic?
Vibrators, Love Chairs and The King of France.
Europe v America
What’s the Weirdest thing you’ve ever Googled?
It’s not what it looks like!
Wet Bread
Friendship, Families and F*cking Brad Pitt.
Tortoise Orgasm
Slow Down, you D!ck!
What would you change about yourself?
Our Friend Ricky Hatton.
FOUR INCHES?!
Regrets….I’ve had a few.
Pluto and Pineapples:
Scrotox, Oasis & Blood Tests. We’re Back…..- S6 E1
Swift Half Best Bits Part 2
Season 5 A Swift Half - the best bits!
The last episode of Season 5, Episode 16
Episode 15 - Tour Memories 2!
Episode 15 - Tour Memories!
The Best bits of Season 5 Part 2
The Best bits of Season 5 Part 1
Screaming through my Funnel - S5 E13 A Swift Half
Farts that smell of Roses & Chocolate.... What Will William Tell.... S5E13
Beverley Hills to Butlin's in 24 hours... S5 E13
Modern Medicine - A Swift Half S5 E12
Men are Weird - What Will William Tell? S5 E12
A Girls Night In - S5 E12
Identity - Swift Half S5 E11
Billy Bullsh*tter - What Will William Tell? S5 E11
Two Blokes talking sh*t S5 E11
A Little bit of Devilment - A Swift Half S5 E10
Brain Preservation and Metal Dicks - What Will William Tell? S5 E10.
Monologues, Gremlins and Salmon Sperm. S5 E10
Fear of the Dark - A Swift Half
Luck and The Land of Dreams - What Will William Tell?
Lick or Sniff - S5 E9
Crypto Chaos - A Swift Half
Elephants in Coats - What Will William Tell?
Ralf Reveals All - S5 E8
Gaffer Taping my Balls - A Swift Half
Smoke Up Your Arse - What Will William Tell
The Method - S5 E7
A night out in the actual pub! A Swift Half
Too Much of a Good Thing - What Will William Tell
A Night at the Theatre - S5 E6
Animals - A Swift Half S5 E5
Twins - What Will William Tell