All Episodes

156: "He's already winked at me"

155: "Engagement is a season"

154: "Men don't just buy jewellery for their wives"

153: "They're not SMART goals"

152: "It sticks it all together"

151: "Will I be a bridesmaid?"

150: "I've been in the industry 30 years"

149: "Every little doesn't help"

148: "Do it in a tent, like I had to"

147: "Is AI going to ruin the wedding industry?"

146: "Don't be poor"

145: "I'm not taking my hair extensions out b*tch"

144: "Orange juice isn't good enough"

143: "Men are dumb"

142: "Just because you're a bride, doesn't mean you can be an a**hole"

141: "I'm coming!"

140: "We set 4 people on fire"

139: "It's really f*cking small"

138: "If you aren't feeding me, f*cking me or financing me... f*ck off"

137: "My ass is out"

136: "Welcome to the swingers club"

135: "I blame Jamie Oliver"

134: "That's a red flag hun"

133: "You are dead to me"

132: "Brian is giving Gen Z"

131: "You've ruined the word pew"

130: "I think I'd quit weddings"

129: "It's OTTT!"

128: "The whole thing is f*cked"

127: "Is Meryl Streep a sl*g?"

126: "I don't think I've ever been that wet"

125: "My wedding planner is in rehab"

124: "I'm pregnant and it's his"

123: "No communication, no opinion, no moaning"

122: "No microphone, no opinion"

121: "No offence, but..."

120: "Registrars are Karens"

119: "They got caught pegging"

118: "Pianists, Peony's & Penises"

117: "The people don't need us"

116: "God doth do nothing for free"

115: "You need to learn"

114: "I want the wedding, not the marriage"

113: "He's starting to make sense"

112: "I'd rather have a canned cocktail"

111: "What does his wife think of us?"

110: "Your nipple was out"

109: "In your end doe"

108: "Am I ridiculous?"

107: "She dropped the cake?!"

106: "Give us a blow"

105: "It's not that deep"

104: "Film the old people, they're about to expire"

103: "It gives maid vibes"

102 "Don't wear white, don't bring white"

101: "How many elephants can you bench?"

100: "Are you crying?"

99: "OMG this is going to be so good"

98: "You push and push and push"

97: "I felt like Bonnie Blue"

96: "You're f*cking dizzy"

95: "The year to break the rules"

94: "I'm into girls"

93: "Drop your ego"

92: "I like rap"

91: "She called the groom a b*llend"

90: "Top shagger"

89: "A Christmas wedding in autumn"

88: "Do we need a public service announcement?"

87: "Can I have a legal fancy dress wedding?"

86: "You're allowed to be annoyed!"

85: "Do you have a blacklist?"

84: "I love Marmite butter"

83: "Has my mascara run?"

82: "Help, I have an emergency!"

81: "They kept it a secret"

80: "Georgie pushed a venue coordinator"

79: "The supplier has you by the balls"

78: "Maybe a picture of my boobs"

77: "You land, you flop"

76: "My mum still pays for my phone"

75: "Females are mental"

74: "I didn't give a sh*t about the decor"

73: "You're not allowed a phone at my wedding"

72: "I'm in the wrong f*&king job"

71: "F&*king in the bushes"

70: "I've got no knickers on"

69: "We're always one day closer"

68: "It's either that or my t*ts are out"

67: "You are looking fit!"

66: "You've changed... you're different!"

65: "Sorry God, she was a d*ck"

64: "I'm not paying for a f*cking stamp"

63: "I'm not having a fu*king football goal"

62: "Henry hoover on the dancefloor"

61: " I'll get my t*ts out if I want to"

60: "The one with the wedding dress"

59: "Stood at the back like proud mums"

58: "You're not even British bro"

57: "She likes a baguette after sex"

56: "We left London in bits"

55: "Mummy's boy.. ick"

54: "Imagine seeing a club in daytime"

53: "I'd like to discontinue our friendship"

52: "My head is still hurting"

51: "Vogue got it wrong"

50: "It's like we are the pros"

49: "She cheated on Brian"

48: "Something happens to me"

47: "It's these f*cking old people"

46: "I’m more Disney than Coke"

45: "I hate everyone"

44: "With all due respect, you’re a danger"

43: "When the spotlight hit"

42: "I just had a shiver down my spine"

41: “I’d love to be list-less”

40: "Your attitude defines the day"

39: "You wanted to marry someone else"

38: "Give a fu*k?"

37: "I'm willing to go to war on this"

36: "That sounds like a you problem"

35: "I've been a bridesmaid 13 times"

34: "Nobody was on their phone"

33: "So you were serving people naked?"

32: "I'll buy you flowers"

31: "The wedding from hell"

30: "Bottom of the barrel"

29: "This is actually someone's wedding"

28: "OMG...you made the cake"

27: "How can you love someone?"

26: "It's a power thing"

25: "You do talk some sense sometimes"

24: "The cost of stamps these days"

23: "Go on Johnny!"

22: "Top tier supplier, sh*t guest"

21: "It's giving me page boy vibes"

20: "There is nothing sexier"

19: "I don't think it's a proper meal"

18: "You'll eat the meat now!"

17: "Are you nervous?"

16: "What gives us the right”

15: "I don't think it's gonna happen"

14: "I'm not doing this anymore"

13: "It ain't your day"

12: "It hits a little different"

11: "I don't just wanna eat cake"

10: "It’s not f*#king day-care"

9: "Can I upgrade to champagne?"

8: "A gal can dream"

7: "It's not the best I've ever looked"

6: "Is it not a massive ball-ache?"

5: "People don't know what they want!"

4: "You'll find out who your real friends are"

3: “Forgive me, but I wanted the attention”

2: "It's my f@#king wedding!"

1: "Ladies and gentlemen, please be upstanding"