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The Unsolicited Podcast — 239 episodes
Tommy Has a New Office, Boy, Time Flies
The Lost New Years Episode!
No Thanks: Tommy Caprio
We Weren't Legally Allowed to Upload the Last Ep, So Here's This One
Sorry, Phone Died. No Wifi. No Connection
Jack Turns 30
Tommy's Nominated for an Emmy... Again?
Zack's iPad Is All Messed Up And Doesn't Get Your Messages
We Talk About Vegas Again and Replay Old Messages By Accident
Jack Went to the Pentagon
Tommy Blacked Out... Where???
Hellish Travel Stories Vol. 1892
The Grammys, Nashville, Vikings
Fires
New Year, Same Random Record/Upload Time
Paradigm Shifts and Frustation
Sleeping in Closets and Fancy Friendsgivings
Tommy Took Home a Demon
We Predict the Future Poorly?
Phillipinesians and Fill-a-Panini
Old People Gettin' Beat Up In 4DX
Jack and His Tiny Trucks
Great San Francisco Travel Plans
We Get Political... Again!
The Sphere II and Pedo Glasses
Rein It In Cowboy Is Streaming Everywhere!
Don't Lie to Us, Vegans
Matt Peard Returns! Finally!
Kelly's a Dead Head Now
Pineapple v Corn on Pizza
Kelly's Gonna Become a Dead Head
Save the Trophy Industry!
Jack Sh*t His Pants at the Beach
Tommy Made New Friends and How to Tip a Mail Man
Ass Kicking Shirts of Our Own??
Monetizing Your Ugliness
DJ Qualls Won't Open His Gifts
Live Episode with "Working" Technology!
Will It Flush?
CALLED OUT - SAVE YOUR OWN SHOW
Very Robust Social Circle
Fear of Drowning and Soft Spots
THEE or THUH? Who Cares.
The 200th Episode!
The LAX Episode
Happy New Year of Logistics!
Falling Asleep in Barbie
We Found the Old Show Binder
Kelly the Globetrotter (Mexico and Hawaii)
Chanca Piedra?
The Tomification of Jack
Tommy's Technology World (TTW)
Tommy's an Artist??
We Know When People Don't Wanna Talk to Us
Tommy's Late and the Plumber's In!
Late, Re-Upload, Let's Try This Again
Tongue Twisters and More Outdoor Showering
Maui Conspiracies and Tommy's Tire
String Theory and Eating People's Leftovers
The One With AI Written Scripts
Kelly's Rich Now
Birthday Texts and Wrong Carousels
Book Bags and Delayed Flights
Tommy Won An Emmy??
Canadian Poetry and Microwaving in the Office
I Don't Wanna Walk Anymore
ChatGPT Pizzazz
Correctly Uploaded This Time
Purebred Morons
174. We're Back! No Technical Failures Finally!!
Vanderpump Is The New Super Bowl
Tommy HATES Scream 6
In a Pickle Game
Hangin' in Holes
Interrupting to Show You're Listening
Don't Get Sued and Save Your Show
Tommy Partied with Jack's Parents
166. Tiny Internet But Huge Room
165. Jack Has a Cold, That's Why He Sounds Weird, Don't Write In
164. Jack Has a Wendys Baked Potato
Happy New Year (With the Worst Audio Ever)
That Italian Place That Starts With a C
So Sorry, Our Bad
Tommy's Vegas Adventure
Robe Parties and Trying to Get Deep
158. Sorry We Missed Last Week!
157. The Clip Show
156. This Podcast Sucks
155. Jack Played the Ryman
154. Depression Is Better Today!
153. Tommy Wandered Into A Church
152. I Wish My Internet Was Bigger
151. Heavy on the Ish
150. Shirtless With Elf Shoes
149. Tommy's Officially Gone
148. Tommy Is Moving to Vegas??
147. It's Just Jack And Kelly and It's Kelly's B-Day!
146. We Got a Lot of Irons in the Fire
145. The White House Is Calling w/ Jaclyn Marfuggi (Caprio?)
144. High Standards and Morrissey
143. Prisoners of Love and Kelly Has to Leave Early
142. Not 143 Yet, But Close
141. Tommy Slept Through Another One
140. Making Dinner Plans for 15 Min
139. Manifesting Starlight
138. We Address the Big Issues at Hand (The Oscars)
137. Scamming Scammers with a Scary Phone Call
136. Kelly's Face Hurts and Tommy's Late (Over Zoom, Sorry)
135. 3 Year Anniversary!
134. Thinkin' About Ass Kickin' Shirts
133. Off Our Meds and a Surprise "Celebrity" Guest
132. "Marry Me" and Jack's Wild Joshua Tree Story
131. Valentines Day Plans and Double Downed Beef
130. Kelly Ate Bad Turkey And Tommy Doesn't Understand 14
129. We're back! And Tommy has some mad Luis disses
124. The Poop Episode
123. The Real Wedding Recap
122. Banking for the Wedding Pt. 3
121. Banking for the Wedding Pt. 2
120. Banking for the Wedding Pt. 1
119. No Headphones on a Couch Bed
118. Tucchus Problems and the VMAs
117. Tommy Showed Up and Brought His Tiny Internet With Him
116. Tommy's Not Here
115. East Coastin' and Songs About the Hole in Your Butt
114. Lost at a Phish Show with a Balloon Totin' Uncle Fucker
113. Firey Joints and 90s Action Films Re-Imagined
112. Crinkled Emails and Oiled Butts
111. Call Me On Facebook
100. No Cell Service In The Ocean
109. Opossum Attacks and Cold Calls
108. Worst Episode Yet 'Cause of Tommy's Tiny Internet
107. Jack and Kelly Are Maybe Invited to the Wedding
106. The Ice Ball and the Soft Spots (feat. Kelly's Mom)
105. Isaac the Plumber Returns!
104. Small Mouths and Chubby Bunny
103. Jack and Gavinski Played Basketball? Gimme a break...
102. Cute Buddy Banter
101. Dioxipan, Primsipin, and Other Suppositories
100. EPISODE 100 LIVE ZOOM!!!
99. It's The Final Countdown (to episode 100)
98. Peepeepoopoopenis (with Milynn Mapalo)
97. This Episode Sponsored by Mental Health
96. 1-800-Mark-BYEEEEE
95. One, Two, Three Cat. ...............CAT
94. Tommy and Jack's Blood Feud
93. The Obituary Hour
92. Skinny Mirrors (with Forrest Shaw)
91. A Visit From The Boss (with Jim Jefferies)
90. Jack's Food Reviews: The Musical
89. Obredon Needs His Egg Cream
88. The Ass Kickin' T-Shirt
87. Doctor Dentist Lawyer Cop
86. I've Got a Fever and The Only Presciption is More Controversy
85. Ferris Wheel Reviews
84. I'm Not A Plumber, But... (with Isaac Heckert)
83. Porn is weird? (with Luis Castillo)
82. Fans Only
81. Listen Up, Assface.
80. Let's Break It Down
79. Sorry, Mom
78. This Episode Is Shit
77. Slitknoppers
76. Goat Yoga
75. A Little Bit Late
74. Drinking Out Of Cups (with DJ Qualls)
73. The Social Dilemma
72. That One Scene From Monsters University, Sport
71. Taking a pue
70. Still kinda nice
69. Nice
68. Dr. Richard Fuchmiyass
67. https://web.facebook.com/flx/warn/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fbit.ly%2F32TJgCF&h=1
66. Purple Headed Yogurt Slingers
65. Catfishing a Catfisher
64. Would I Be The Asshole?
63. Organized Orgies?
62. Reunited and it feels so...
61. The Revolution of 2020
60. SPACE JOKES!!!!!
59. A Kinda Smart Episode
58. Men in Thongs?
57. The Underwear Goblin & a...talking dog: man's best friends?
56. Nascar Driver or Sheriff from Alabama? (with Jaclyn Marfuggi)
55. Mornin' Ass
54. A 7 Second Delay
53. Topless Around the Family Dog?
52. The Quarantine Cast
51. The Tuesday Mornin' Dook
50. A Real Highfalutin Episode
49. It's Our One Year Anniversary!!!
48. There's So Much Blood! A Vegas Recap and more
47. Guess Who? The Movie
46: 46. I Like Turtles
45: 45. A public apology to Popeye's
44: 44. The Anti-Hitler
43: 43. The Grundle Gang (with Justin Martindale)
42: 42. Dr. Thomas Caprio
41: 41. Merry Fuckin' Christmas
40: 40. So Many Assholes in Heaven!
39: 39. Roofies, Indian-Style & Acid Flashbacks
38: 38. The Asshole Is The Power Source
37: 37. An Unsolicited Thanksgiving
36: 36. The "Hey, I'm Walkin' Here!" Pilot
35: 35. Am I The Asshole?
34: 34. American Girl Dolls, Athletic Trainers & Taint Massages
33: 33. Picasso, Pants Poopin' & The Cat's Buh-knees (with Luis Castillo)
32: 32. Centipede Handjobs, Used Wives & Halloween Horror Nights
31: 31. First Date Etiquette, Knicked Balls & The Mississippi Steamboat
30: 30. Red Flags, Joker, & the Tallahassee Puppy Piledriver.
29: 29. Anxiety, Body Language and Puking on the Freeway
28: 28. Zombies, Drunk Law & Prison Podcasts
27: 27. Embarrassing Moments, Stepmom Porn & Cancel Culture (with Brad Williams and JB Ball)
26: 26. Rebounds, Drive-By Flirtation & A Full Shaft (with Preacher Lawson)
25: 25. Hangovers, Jersey Shore & Tattoos
24: 24. Pegging, Hugs & The Magic Cum Touch
23: 23. Cabo, Comedy Clubs & Colonics
22: 22. Empty Compliments, Text Breakups & The Pull-Out Method
21: 21. Mark Wahlberg, Tourist Traps & Foot Fetishes
20: 20. Klonopin, Satan the Prankster & The Classic Misdirect with DJ Qualls
19: 19. Anal Sex, The “Haha” Safety Blanket & Tommy’s Taylor Ham Tits
18: 18. Catfishing Hitler, Hot Ones & Suck My Ass, England
17: 17. Hemmorhoids, Sound Clown & Sigma Eye Pepsilon
16: 16. Fortune Cookies, Dad Jokes & Factories
15: 15. Wok the Line, Wolfbagging & The Chula Cholo with Luis Castillo
14: 14. The Grateful Dead, Porn & A Royal Engagement
13: 13. Laundry Day, X-Ray Vision & The Bathtub Pooper
12: 12. Swingers, Dreams & LaToya Jackson
11: 11. Pepsi, Missed Connections & Bathroom Battleship
10: 10. Samurais, Soul Mates & Sober May
9: 9. Mad Libs, Elephants & Punching the Clown
8: 8. Polyamory, Knitters & Deaf Leopards
7: 7. Edibles, Eels & GHB
6: 6. Mind Control, Plead the Fifth & The Power of Positive Thinking
5: 5. Hentai, Mom-Punching & Manopause with Curtis Cook
4: 4. Drunk Tweets, Catfishing & Bullies with Forrest Shaw
3: 3. Drugs, Vegas & Kidney Stones
2: 2. Suge Knight, Crystals & College Admissions Scandals
1: 1. Natural Healers, Modern Day Dating, & Pedophiles