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The Useless Hotline — 167 episodes
The Final Episode.
How Would GEORGE CLARKE & MAX BALAGDE Spend £200M: Mukbangs, Moats and a 'Social Battery'
BONUS EPISODE! End Of Tour Wrap Up!!!
Tour Diary: Wild Stories from Australia and New Zealand
The Boys Reflect On Final UK Tour Show, George Talks Japan Trip and Australia Tour NEWS!
Backstage SPECIAL Talking Tour Gifts From Fans, World Book Day And True Crime
The Boys Talk Live Show Chaos, George WINS Strictly and Andrew Tells Tour Stories!
The Boys React To The Epstein Files, The Grammy's and REVEAL Tour Plans
The Boys Discuss Nicki Minaj, Going To The Olympics and Cameo Days
Max and George Talk Traitors, Brooklyn Beckham and Birthday Party GONE WRONG!
Max FINALLY Reveals His Coming Out Story!!!
Reflecting on Strictly Finale and 2026 Predictions!
Alexis Warr & George Clarke REVEAL ALL About Strictly Finale!
George Clarke REVEALS His Dance For Strictly Semi Final!
Max Balegde Reveals His Plans For Going On Strictly!
Alexis Warr FINALLY Meets Max Balegde!
George Responds to Judges Harsh Comments & Max Tells ALL About Stranger Things!
Max & George Are Going... DOWN UNDER 🇦🇺
The Truth About George’s Song Choice’s & Max’s Vegas Disaster!
George Clarke shares thoughts on strictly scores...
Max terrifies George with his Halloween look... Strictly recap and MORE
And The Award Goes To….Max Balegde!!!! (ft. Joel Dommett!!)
George Tells Us How He Really Felt...
George Clarke & Alexis Warr Break Silence On First Strictly Elimination
George Tells The Truth About Dani Dyer Leaving Strictly....
George Tells The Truth About His New Strictly Partner...
George Records The FIRST Strictly Episode & Talks Josh And Freya's Wedding!
Max Surprises George At Reading Festival With Chappell Roan Performance!! & Blind Rank TV Characters
Max & George Talk George Going On Strictly AND His Relationship!
Max & George Discuss All The Highs & Horrors of Uni-Halls!
Max Talks About What Logan Paul Did At WWE New York!!!
George Tells Us The True Story Behind Vikstar123 DJing TOMORROWLAND...
Max & Andrew Have Sushi Mukbang With Eevee & Discuss Trisha Paytas Baby Conspiracy
Max's Parents Went On A Spicy Cruise!!! & Georges Awkward Fan Interaction In New York
Max's Puppy Reveal!! & The Boys Talk Max Meeting The King!!!
Max Tells Cannes Celebrity Story and the Boys Play Heads Up
Max & George Reveal Big Announcement!! & Battle It Out On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Max Goes To Universal Epic Universe! And The Boys Have An Announcement...
Arthur Hill Reveals What Tour Life Is REALLY Like and Plays Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
WHO’S SMARTER!? Max & George Play YouTuber Countdown!
Ami Charlize Tells Coachella Truth and Influencer Dating!
Max & George Do A MUKBANG!!
WillNe & James Marriot Talk Rodds Coffee And What They Hate Most About Each Other
Max & George Talk Hate For TikTok Shop And Max's Botox Treatments!!
JoJo Siwa Tells All About Relationship with Chris Hughes And What Really Happened In CBB
Max & George Talk JoJo Siwa Drama on CBB and Beavers Becoming Extinct
Katherine Ryan Talks Russell Brand & Her Reality Show With Violet Ryan
Milli Jo Opens Up About What Happened On Inside Season 2...
Jason The Ween Explains What REALLY Happened At The Inside Reunion
PK Humble Reveals The Truth About Sidemen Inside...
George Talks Going On INSIDE Season 2 & Secrets Behind Sidemen Charity Match
The Boys Rate Max's WORST Red Carpet Outfits & Make Sidemen Charity Match Predictions
George Accidentally leaks girlfriend, Kieth Lee Drama and charity match reveal
Max Balegde Reveals BTS SECRETS Of I'm A Celeb!
George And ItalianBach Talk Max's Last week In The Jungle & The Super Bowl Controversy!
Faith Reveals Her Wedding Secrets & Talks About Her Surprise Hen!!
Max Fails His First Trial?! Theo Baker & George Clarke React Live!
Maddie & George watch Max Balegde's FIRST Challenge In I'm A Celeb!
W're back! but from the Jungle?! Max talks going on I'm A Celeb Australia!
George Has A Big Announcement In The Last Episode Of Season 2!!
THE BEST OF THE USELESS HOTLINE 2024!!
George, Arthur TV & Italian Bach discuss the next influencer Sport and more…
Max Drives George To The Office and They Expose Max's Search History!!
Max & George Take A Lie Detector Test! George Spills Dating Rumours...
Are Max & George Firing Producer Calum??
Boys Discuss The Weirdest Mandella Affects and Discover the Greatest Athletes Of All Time
Max & George PAINT EACH OTHER
The Boys Argue For 57 Minutes
The HALLOWEEN Episode - Conspiracy Theories, Doctor Who Role Play and more…
Max & George Argue Moo Deng vs Pesto the Penguin and Chappell Roan Refusing Pictures With Fans
ItalianBach reveals secrets of working with ArthurTV, Problems with fans and Future plans
Millie & Liam Discuss Relationship Difficulties, Love Island Secrets and Liam Quitting Social Media!
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Bambino Becky Reveals Problem with Sidemen Videos, See It Off Return and Meeting Taylor Swift
Max & George Discuss Early Social Media to Headlining Festivals, Max's Family Loss and more
Chloe Burrows Addresses Dating Rumours, Problem With INSIDE and Secrets of Reality TV
Those Katie Price Pictures and Confronting Fans At Festivals!
What was wrong with the Olympics!? Ranking Nostalgic Games & Georges Secret Meal Deal
Ayame discusses relationship with Yuval, future dating and going viral!
Throwing £***,*** influencer party, YouTuber 3 peaks challenge and winning an award?
Donald Trump Conspiracy… Those Sketch Videos & Elphaba's Back!
Why We Might Stop the Podcast, Terrifying AI and What NOT to do in the Shower
Gkbarry on Turning down the Sidemen, Secrets of Brand Trips and THAT TikTok Group
Did George Complete His challenge..? And Max is Unhinged in LA!
Max and Andrew FIGHT, Discuss Taylor Swift and Fall Back In Love
Turning down going on Sidemen Inside, THAT Wayne Lineker Video and Season 2 begins!
The truth about our tour... Is this the end of The Useless Hotline??
Max & George start tour!! and max reveals his disgusting habit on the road…
Logan pauls gender reveal and Georges tragic love life
What Jeremy Clarkson Is Really Like, Why Glee Should Be Banned And Another RIFF OFF
George Discusses Getting Catfished, Max Address Hate Comments and More!
Max and George Discuss JoJo Siwa Controversy, Failing Fitness Challenge and more
CBB star Bradley Riches talks living with Sharon & Louis, Heartstopper season 3, and what’s next for him!
Rupaul’s Drag Race WINNER Tia Kofi talks UK vs The World cast, and fans reactions
ArthurTV and Arthur Hill Reveal Dating Preferences, Expose Embarrassing Secrets and the Truth Behind Platform Roullette
George Confronts Max On His Betrayal, Discuss Kate Middleton and Meeting Milly Bobby Brown!
Ash Holme Exposes Problems with Locked In and Jack Remington Reveal X Factor secrets
Max & George Prank Called Arthur Tv and Plan Their Proposal!!
Max Reveals Secrets of Meeting Zendaya and Thoughts on THAT Billie Eilish Moment
Chris MD Discusses His Breakup, Dating Celebs and tests Max's Football Knowledge
Max & George Recap Biggest YouTube Cancelations, Do The Chubby Bunny & Cinnamon Challenges
Max reveals discussion with EKIN-SU and George talks relationship preferences
Max & Andrew Reveal Relationship Secrets and Rate George's Dating Profile!!
Max & George Blind Rank Each Other and React to Snape AI
Max talks Amsterdam x rated experience, Paris being Overrated and George reads max’s mind!!
Max and George Discuss Gypsy Rose Blanchard, Being Banned From Hinge and New Years Ins & Outs
Max & George Have HEATED Argument Over Taylor Swift Tour, Football & Pete Davidson
Max and Georges sisters reveal embarrassing childhood secrets, throwback photos and family arguments
Joe Sugg & Caspar Lee Join Us For The Office Christmas Party!!
George Clarke discusses relationship with the sidemen, max reveals political mishap & blind rankings
Max & George discuss best & worst guest, celebrate one year of the pod and surprise gifts
Madam Joyce addresses Angry Ginge drama, reveals locked in secrets and talks about success of her podcast
George Clarke reveals all about his bike accident
Max and George reveal HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! Discuss backlash from Max’s charity event, and rank Disney channel shows
Elle Brooke Discusses Her Private Videos Resurfacing, Kingpyn Drama & Dillon Danis Choking Drama
Max and George expose opinions on YouTubers, reveal the worst names and create their own sayings
Max and George talk SPOOKY Halloween dilemmas, comments on their clothing line & cancelling trick or treating
Max Balegde and George Clarkeey reveal HUGE announcement, discuss creepy co workers and play guess the celeb
Max Balegde and George Clarkey address hate comments, give thoughts on celebs and dating fake people
Max Balegde Questions George Clarke’s Love Island Hotel Room Party and Quiz’s his Disney Knowledge
James Buckley reveals Inbetweeners secrets, talks life after Jay and weird fan requests
Max And George recap the Sidemen Charity match, Olivia Rodrigo and Taylor Swifts “beef” and play who’s punching
ArthurTV reveals secrets of UK YouTube, growing up with ChrisMD and thoughts on the Sidemen
BONUS: Max Balegde and George Clarkeey talk wildest university memories and things they wish they’d done differently!
The USELESS GAMESHOW: Countdown, Family Feud and Carrot in a Box
Max Balegde and George Clarkey respond to Elphaba, find leaked pictures and more
Bonus: Max and George Expose each Other's WhatsApps
Joe and George Baggs discuss why they left gogglebox, Lizzo drama and their favourite influencers
Max Balegde and George Clarkeey discuss how much influencers earn from brand deals, and Elphaba’s TikTok live behaviour
Max Balegde forgets he has a boyfriend & George Clarkey offers advice to cheating grandmother
Max reveals George’s Gay Side, they decide which Barbie they are and talk wet dreams
Max Confesses to Breaking into a stadium, the boys reflect on their worst ever decisions and find out who is most clever
Anastasia Kings North talks friendship with Saffron Barker, recent breakup, and Love Island’s Molly
Max and George discuss Colleen Ballinger’s apology, Ekin and Davide breakup & Max has a breakdown
Caity Baiser Talks Relationship with Joel Corry, Virginity Story and Pranks the boys
Alan Carr discusses least favourite celeb guests, Rupaul’s Drag Race behind the scenes, and new TV show “Changing Ends”
Max and George discuss max’s controversy and toxicity within communities
George calls Max out for his fashion, opinions on Americans and festival season
Max Balegde’s boyfriend Andrew tells all about their relationship, asks George about his dating life and discusses first date stories
Max Balegde exposes George Clarke with surprise interview on George’s childhood, dating and family life
Max and George talk Ibiza fountain DRAMA and how max got cancelled at a premiere
Brookie and Jessie talk truth about Meghan Trainor friendship, going to JOJO Siwa’s house and making Amelia Dims go viral
Max Balegde and George Clarke discuss who’s more attractive, and cheating on partners
George Clarkey Confronts Max Balegde about his Disney Problem, They Discuss What Happened in Tokyo and Sibling's OF
Arthur Hill talks experience with Sam Smith, sleeping with James Blunt and Tom Holland follow
Max & George discuss Ekin Su and Davide cheating rumours, relationship difficulties and have a surprise visit from Max’s boyfriend
Max Balegde and George Clarkey reveal dating preferences, matching teacher on Grindr and more
Farmer Will and Jessie talk Fake Islanders, Casa Amor scandal and Villa Secrets
Max Balegde and George Clarke discuss Elphaba cancellation, getting assaulted by fans and secret sugar daddies
Joe Sugg and Caspar Lee Discuss Getting Engaged, New YouTubers and Dating Fans
Max Balegde and George Clarkey have heated argument, play who’s most likely to and talk relatives flashing
Max and George discuss Jake Paul vs Tommy Fury and sleeping with a best mates sibling
Talia Mar talks turning down Sigala, Wedding plans and trying for a baby
Max Balegde and George Clarkey talk party with Harry Styles, dating convicts & visiting the clinic
Max and George talk their leaked pictures, money-hungry influencers and being forced to strip
Max and George play influencer smash or pass, and discuss secret gay celebs
Stephen Tries talks opinion on the Sidemen, update on Jeremy Lynch and what happened to XO
Chloe Burrows talks moving out, relationships and life after love island
Max Balegde and George Clarkey talk going to do a Disney s*x club, p*nis size and calling a family member daddy
ImAllexx reveals relationship with James Charles, Snapshoteye messages and forming the Eboys
Max Balegde and George Clarkey discuss Max’s ADHD diagnosis, and stripping for Jesus
Max Balegde & GeorgeClarkey Reveal Their Relationship Status, Kissing Relatives & Sh*gging in a club
Max Balegde and George Clarkey expose fake celeb couples, Weird Xmas traditions and sh*gging a manager
Max Balegde & George Clarke Discuss Public Backlash, Ideal First Date and Wetting The Bed
Max and George talk criminal history, matching with family on Grindr and exposing yourself on Zoom
Max Balegde And George Clarkey Talk Quitting TikTok, Pranking The Internet And Horrible Advice
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