All Episodes

Episode 183: Rutherford, Fetch Me a Pizza

Episode 182: The Itinerary is a Suggestion

Episode 181: DoorDash at Your Airport Gate

Episode 180: So You’re Saying There’s a Chance

Episode 179: Nothing Encourages Cardio Like a Nearby Buffalo

Episode 178: 30 Days Down, 130 To Go

Episode 177: A Bed Facing Castles with Jerk Chicken

Episode 176: Go Ahead, Pet the Pretty Cruise Ship

Episode 175: Hello, Hello Kitty.

Episode 174: Of All the Cruise Ports in All the World…

Episode 173: The Pizza Won. My Dignity Lost.

Episode 172: The Ocean is Closed

Episode 171: A Vacation For Your Teeth

Episode 170: Don't Splash the Floating Pizza Bar

Episode 169: Just Pull The Curtain To Do Your Business

Episode 168: How We Got Home Before We Left

Episode 167: One Pre-Flight Diet Coke Confiscated

Episode 166: An Hour-Long Lazy River! Challenge Accepted.

Episode 165: Delta Renames Everything and Calls It New

Episode 164: The Bartender Needs a Software Update

Episode 163: Going Up? So is Your Pianist

Episode 162: The Sun Disappears but the Buffet Remains

Episode 161: Speedboat Archaeology with a Check-In Rubdown

Episode 160: Whale, Hello There! 🫍

Episode 159: C4 Fudge and an $800 Apple

Episode 158: The Hawaii Flight is $399. The Croissant is $21

Episode 157: Cruise Mansions & TikTok Morons

Episode 156: Gross! Who Passed the Sargassum?

Episode 155: The Cruise Cabin Was 8,800 Square Feet

Episode 154: Nessie Made Me Book It

Episode 153: Blimey! Pepsi Walks The Carnival Plank

Episode 152: Guaranteed Emptiness

Episode 151: Vacationing with Bowling Pin Penquins

Episode 150: The Southwest Seating Hunger Games Are Over

Episode 149: Stretch Your Strudel and Bring Goulash

Episode 148: Monaco for $1,500. My Tooth Was Extra

Episode 147: Cancun's Cooler Cousin

Episode 146: Parka, Swimsuit, Submarine

Episode 145: Peak Vacation Nerd...Literally!

Episode 144: The Mouse Moved the Cheese

Episode 143: Greece is the Word

Episode 142: Twilight Bag Droppings

Episode 141: A Six Minute Sell Out

Episode 140: Congratulations, the Algorithm Thinks You’re Rich

Episode 139: The New Meaning of Sleeping with the Fish

Episode 138: Sunscreen Flavored Ice Cream

Episode 137: Barefoot in the Moist Airplane Bathroom

Episode 136: The Plane Is Evacuating. The Monkey Has Your Purse

Episode 135: A Dirty Cathedral Walk

Episode 134: Make The New Ship One Titanic Larger, Please

Episode 133: Because Seasickness Wasn't Enough

Episode 132: Freeze! I’m with the Buffet Police

Episode 131: A Five Star Sunburn

Episode 130: The Cruise Costs $199. The Window Costs Extra.

Episode 129: Spin Disney's Wheel of Financial Pain

Episode 128: I Sweat at Ketchup!

Episode 127: The Trophy Was Nice. The Tacos Were Better.

Episode 126: Slurping the Cheese Juice

Episode 125: Those Pesky Criminal Monkeys

Episode 124: $18,000 Trains & Pre-Ordered Airplane Chicken

Episode 123: An Alaska Cruise for $1

Episode 122: Charging Admission to Throw Away Money

Episode 121: Avoid The Tuna Pizza