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The Vinyl Countdown — 246 episodes

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221: Approximately As Good As An S Club Party

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220: Ghost Joel Tells A Story

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219: Soft Boys

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218: When You’re Sad Upstairs

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217: Separate But Equal Keith

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216: Day Court

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215: Trident Layers

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214: Pickles, Pickles, Pickles, Pickles!

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213: Bowie and the Puss

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212: Puss Puss Joel

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VC Movie Club — The Stöned Age

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VC Movie Club — Heavy Metal

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VC Movie Club — Pee Wee’s Big Adventure

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VC Movie Club — Freddy Got Fingered

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211: The Final Countdown

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210: Cornucopia Of Sluts

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209: The Downy Dumps

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208: Pristine And Unbloodied

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207: Joel Drank A Bottle Of Construction Worker Piss

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VC Special: A Crappy Story

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206: Just Cut Me

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205: Episode 105

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204: It Hurts The Throat, Like Dicks

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203: Boys Night!

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202: Stronger Than Dirt

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201: You Got Kaboomed!!

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200: The Roundtable Sessions

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199.5: A Gentleman’s Spew

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199: Popcorn Cast

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198: Like A Dog In The Spring

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A Wholesome Proper Skank

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Bitch Camp

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The 10th Dimension — Don’t Speak Ill Of The Undead

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The Bitch Cake — Ghosts Don’t Shit

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The Bitch Cake — I Did It For The Podcast

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197: Magic Mike On The Mic

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The 10th Dimension — The Grey Walrus

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196: Tendencies

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195: Mod Terrorists

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194: Triple Show

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The 10th Dimension — Space Space

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193: Sloppy Joel

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192: The Babies Are Fighting

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The Bitch Cake — Pizza Guy Emotional Goodbye

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191: I Wonder If You Could Shit In A Balloon

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The Bitch Cake — My Stupid Mistake

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190: Droppin’ Chalk

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189: Engage: Life At Warp Speed

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188: Happy Birthday, Ken!!

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187: A Quality Caper

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186: Fraiser3

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185: It’s Not Gay If It’s On A Bus

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184: Wizard

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183: Dharma and Gravedigger

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182: Joel Doesn’t Know

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181: Star Trek Was A Cool Show

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180: The Confrontation Station

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179: Aqua Nut

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178: Old Boxcar Ken

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177: The Best Of The Vinyl Countdown (Part 2)

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176: The Best Of The Vinyl Countdown (Part 1)

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175: Picard’s Black-Face Dick

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174: Grand Smash Eggery

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173: A Silk/Burlap Blend

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172: Craig And Keith’s Christmas Dance Party

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171: The H-Word

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170: Show Me Your Pussy Pie

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169: Happy Birthday Picard

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168: From The Vaults: TTT

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167: I Don’t Make Enough Money To Be White

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166: The Classy Countdown

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165: Outtakes

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164: The Curse of The Vinyl Countdown

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163: Coach Blocker

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162: Fuck You, Rose Guy

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161: Slow Day At The Penis Competition

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159: Count To Ten

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158: Edgewalk

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157: Triple Show Extravaganza

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156: Canadian History X

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155: Homophone

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154: Keith Malley & Kyle Thompson

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153: Prophylactics and Sadness

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152: Vomit Bags

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151: This is the meat. Don’t beat around it.

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150: My Boogers Taste Like Lime

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149: Don’t Fight A Bum, Craig

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148: Off Mike

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147: Slumcunt

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146: Betty White Can Have Any Man She Wants

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145: Night Court

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144: If She’s Tatted, You Can Tap It

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143: I Got Etiquette

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142: Upset About Being Un-Nervous

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I’ve Always Said That — Torontocidal

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141: Black Ladies / The Miracle Story

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140: The Vinyl Island

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139: Is the rub and tug something you pay for?

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138: The One Where Craig Gets Raped

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137: The Fyutch

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136: But by saying ‘hardly’, it could still be Op-Hue.

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135: The Tragically Shat

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134: “my arms and hands its pain.”

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133: Orient-Man

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132: Farewell O’Nizzle

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131: Live at Podcamp Toronto 2012

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130: Rape It And Tape It

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Ladies vs Gentlemen — Round 3

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I’ve Always Said That — Corpse S’Mores

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I’ve Always Said That — Team Building

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129: Hidden Valley — Parker’s Asshole

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Ladies vs Gentlemen — Round 2

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128: Anal Grease Colon Brown-Eye Opener

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127: Cock Eye

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126: An Almost Normal Childhood

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125: Make Out Bandit

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124: The Dub

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123: The Punisher Vs A Dragon

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Ladies vs Gentlemen — Round 1

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122: My Dad’s Old Man Cum

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121: The South Shall Rise Again

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120: Corvette Summer

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119: Tip Tap Tip Presents: The Vinyl Countdown

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118: Tragedy In Its Truest Form

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117: The Central Bar, 603 Markham Street, Toronto, ON

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116: Joel’s Job Junction

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115: Besotted

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114: One Year In

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113: Louis C.K.

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112: Hornet Attack

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111.1: Turducken

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111: Three Men And A Baby

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110: Picard Sandwich

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Sample episode for Alternative Revolt readers

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109: Meager-Have-Not-ness

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108: Fight Night

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107: Super Awesome Hipster Sexual Lothario

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106: Early Morning Urban Truth

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105: The Erection Connection

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104: Derp

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103: Sex With Lex

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102: Being Reverse Mugged Is Amazing

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101: Pube Floss At Duff Mall

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100: Suicide Pact

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099: The Mayor Of Concise Town

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098: The Vinyl Countdown Sing Along

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097: Shithole Royale

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096: Father Of The Year

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095: If They Put A Bow On Robocop, I’d Hit That

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094: Jesse Joyce!

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093: Pre-Joyce

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092: Pedophilia Parade

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091: Meet Picard

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090: Baltimore

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089: Pride!

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088: Scott Bromley

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087: Snow Niggas

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086: Chicken To Blowjob Exchange Program

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085: Transylvanian Love Bride

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084: Unicorn

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083: Karen Bitchface

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082: Live from Podcamp London

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081: High Concept

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080: Factual Bitch

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079: 3 Stage Process

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078: X-Men: First Class

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077: Foreshadowing

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076: Ensconced

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075: Cool Pool Patrol

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074: Too Pretty

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073: Bi-Polar Opposite

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072: KABOOM!!!

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071: Satan’s Choice

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070: Triple Bill

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069: She Beast

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068: Ns Of The F!

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067: I Love… Asses

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066: Fame High and Reefer Madness

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065: In The Bunker

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064: NYC V — Whatever Gets Me Off, I’m Allowed To Do

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063: NYC IV — NYC Taxi vs Big Jim

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062: NYC III — You Put The Money In The Bucket

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061: NYC II — Bear vs Shark

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060: NYC I — Do You Know How Much I Love You?

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April 20th, 2011

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059: Joel And Keith In: The Gentle Art Of Conversation

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058: Rockin’ The Triangle

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057: Weed Wisdom IV

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056: Group Hug

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055: Aftermath

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054: The Tenth Dimension

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053: Everybody Fucking Loves Craig

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052: Zack Attack!

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051: WAKE UP, JOEL!!!!!

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050: The Weed Wise Man

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049: Craig, You’re An Asshole

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048: The Catcher’s Mitt

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047: Bitch Cake — Grab Advice

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046: Tripolar

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045: My Mom Is Like A Little Chihuahua In The Bedroom

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044: O’Nizzle

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043: Weed Wisdom III

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042: Live At Podcamp Toronto

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041: Mustard Blocker

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040: A Dog Eat Rape World

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039: Fruity Jube Hearts

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038: Lonely Picard

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037: Slow Day At The Office

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036: shit fuck satan

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035: AIDS Monkey

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034: The Two Drinks Squiddown

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033: Fan Mail

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032: Eiffel Tower

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031: Honeyfucking

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030: Weed Wisdom II

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029: The Kung-Fu Grip of Penises

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028: Keith Takes A Shit

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027: Reading Is For Fags

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026: Gentlemen’s Strip Club Guide

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025: Et Tu, Robocop?

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024: So How Good Is My Dick?

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023: Chiggers!

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022: Weed Wisdom!

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New Year’s Eve 2010

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021: FIGHT!!!

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020: Dinkin’ It Up

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019: The Neighbor Kid

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018: Third Dimension!?

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017: Some Chick Pissed On Matt’s Face

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016: Hammerhead Cock

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015: Vodka Tampon

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014: Susan, You Whore!!

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013: Baby Hitler

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012: Papa Joel

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011: Ziplock

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010: Einstein Hand Job

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009: Jerking Off In Odo’s Face

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008: Strokin To Stay Awake

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007: A Very Special Episode

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006: Black Where It Matters

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005: You Piece Of Steaming Cunt

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004: How Many Guys Do You Need To Make A Full Circle?

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003: Foreskin Is For Fags

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002.5: Bitch Cake

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002: Robocop Was The Best Gameboy Game

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001: Why Isn’t This A Music Show?

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