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The Wittering Whitehalls — 350 episodes
Mrs Whitehall caught a couple "AT IT"!
LIFE LESSONS: "Find your community!"
Hilary Whitehall's secret for dealing with MOODY TEENS...
LIFE LESSONS: "Give leather (or pleather) jackets a chance!"
The shortest question the Whitehalls have EVER answered...
LIFE LESSONS: "Bidets?? Don't knock it until you've tried it!"
Actors in commercials... Michael & Hilary reveal the truth!
LIFE LESSONS: "This maths trick will BLOW YOUR MIND."
Nigel the puppy is still VERY naughty...
LIFE LESSONS: "Your parents might be right... But that doesn't mean you should listen to them."
My Dad's table manners are VILE...
LIFE LESSONS: "Buying presents for kids? They HAVE to be the same!"
The Whitehall cure for PASSIVE AGGRESSION!
LIFE LESSONS: "Don't overthink it."
I'm struggling to find love... Please help!
LIFE LESSONS: "Lay out the ground rules FIRST."
Do THIS to guarantee good weather!
LIFE LESSONS: "Put your f***ing phone down!"
My Husband Wants To Watch The Final... On Our 30th Wedding Anniversary!
LIFE LESSONS: "Mother-in-laws? Be gentle..."
My Dad is OBSESSED with tracking updates...
LIFE LESSONS: "Just be nice to people in retail!"
Stop it, Donald Trump...
LIFE LESSONS: "Electric car owners need your help!"
A DL Party on hottest day of the year...
LIFE LESSONS: "Doom scrolling? Here's what you need..."
My landlord is moving in next door... HELP!
LIFE LESSONS: "Hairspray has MANY uses."
Some sad news...
The Inaugural DL Do!
LIFE LESSONS: "Paint it black!" (with special guest Dr Oscar Duke!)
Amsterdam Studies, Red Wine & Lying (with special guest Dr Oscar Duke!)
LIFE LESSONS: "Get a professional."
Jack's Wedding, The Jumbo Jet & Still Teaching At 90
LIFE LESSONS: "Get it done."
Ruby, Ruby, Ruby!
LIFE LESSONS: "Let them find their own way."
Andrew Castle, All Inclusive Value & Owning Up
LIFE LESSONS: "Believe in yourself!"
The Boat Race, Social Intricacies & The Ultimate Pub Quiz Team
LIFE LESSONS: "You can't leave a clock unwound."
Vicar Embarrassment, Farm Shops & Parenting In Seattle
LIFE LESSONS: "The G.O.A.T snack."
Spirits, Marital Matching & Brazilian Jazz
LIFE LESSONS: "Always travel with a pen and a post-it note."
A DL Meetup, Opening Post & RUBIES!
LIFE LESSONS: "Say it with a smile."
The Brits, Emus & Lumpy Downloads
LIFE LESSONS: "Need to be productive? Get in the bath."
Goody Two Shoes, Stubbornness & Favourite Weird Smells
LIFE LESSONS: "Give them the WRONG time..."
Upgrades, Inheritance & Bearing A Grudge
LIFE LESSONS: "Keep a spare key... Somewhere..."
PJ's In Public, Spring Break & Housework Dancing
LIFE LESSONS: "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth."
Fasting, Fixing & Superstition
LIFE LESSONS: “Break it down into manageable chunks.”
Bulldozing, Transparent Facilities & Red Trousers
LIFE LESSONS: "Don't start too early..."
Words of The Year, Madeira Mystery & Replaced by The Dog
LIFE LESSONS: "Don't set yourself up to fail."
Grumpy Moments, Snipey Comments & Big Sit Down Chats
LIFE LESSONS: "If in doubt, say nowt..."
Nodes, Thrift & More Nodes
Happy Christmas from Whitehall Towers!
Gliding, Skating & Christmassy Carpe Diem
LIFE LESSONS: "Never trust a bannister."
BARELY ALIVE IN SALFORD: "I s*x your body now?"
LIFE LESSONS: "We don't want AI art."
BARELY ALIVE IN STOCKTON: "Chicken Parmo!?"
LIFE LESSONS: "Elf on the Shelf? Try this..."
Video Meetings, Honours & Trends
LIFE LESSONS: "Go heavy on your condiments."
BARELY ALIVE IN CREWE! "Absolute RUBBISH!"
LIFE LESSONS: "There's CCTV everywhere..."
BARELY ALIVE IN BRADFORD: "HOW MUCH!?"
LIFE LESSONS: "Prolific is prolific."
BARELY ALIVE IN BIRMINGHAM! "Extra large and extra hard..."
LIFE LESSONS: "Take the stairs."
BARELY ALIVE IN RICHMOND! "I think I'm in there..."
LIFE LESSONS: "Play to your audience."
BARELY ALIVE IN GUILDFORD! "It's always AMERICANS."
LIFE LESSONS: "Sir will do."
BARELY ALIVE IN YORK! "We've finally done it!"
LIFE LESSONS: "If you're flying solo, don't wear the onesie."
Standing, Roaring & Discussions At The Dinner Table
LIFE LESSONS: "It's not the 1950's any more."
Cybertrucks, WFH & The "Cotswolds"
LIFE LESSONS: "Let them make their own mistakes!"
The Annexe, Tired Winston & Spirit Animals Revisited
LIFE LESSONS: "Emojis might not mean what you think..."
Victoria Wood, Sitcoms & ASMR (with special guest Neil Stacy!)
LIFE LESSONS: "Couples who cook together... Are more than welcome to do so!"
Dire Straits, Vans & A Platypus
LIFE LESSONS: "How to get guests to leave when the night's over!"
The Spitfire, Shaving & Changing Your Mind
LIFE LESSONS: "Try new things. Face your fears!"
Old Gits Road Trip, Neighbourly Apologies & Councillor Ollie
LIFE LESSONS: "Don't leave your keys near the front door..."
DAMs, Thames Swimming & The Wittering Whitehalls, The Musical!
LIFE LESSONS: "Waste not, want not."
Pogs, OnlyFans & ***** Lane
LIFE LESSONS: "There's always another restaurant..."
Sliding Doors, Elvis Presley & Spotted In The Wild
LIFE LESSONS: "You can't be good at everything."
Keepsakes, Wading In & Churchill Books
LIFE LESSONS: "Violence is not the answer."
Indecisiveness, Country Life & Sashaying...
LIFE LESSONS: Never give up!
Theft, Water Leaks & The Sewing Machine Museum (revisited)
LIFE LESSONS: "No games at the table, thank you."
Vengeance, Nail-Biting & Toby Jugs
LIFE LESSONS: "Let sleeping dogs lie..."
Pulling Out The Stops, Alleviating Tantrums & Cooking Rabbits
LIFE LESSONS: "You can't improve the future, without disturbing the present."
Dr. Who, Childhood Memories & Shooting Your Bolt Early
LIFE LESSONS: "You CAN have too many paintings."
Restaurant Etiquette, Old English & Sodington Hall
LIFE LESSONS: "Run your own race!"
Pigeons, Swiss Rolls & A Grumpy Patient
LIFE LESSONS: "Join the local cricket team..."
Teaching, Stripping & Accepting Help (with special guest Laura Smyth!)
LIFE LESSONS: "Try a bread maker!"
Derrick Destruction, Wrong Speed & Bowls
LIFE LESSONS: "Crime doesn't pay..."
Birthday Arrest, Renovations & Water-Ma-Trout
LIFE LESSONS: "You can't control nature."
Safari, Java & A Swiss Army Knife
LIFE LESSONS: "There's nothing wrong with agreeing to disagree."
UFO's, The Shoey & Beans Off Toast
LIFE LESSONS: "Try the shower!"
Corpse Flower, Havers Revisited & Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
LIFE LESSONS: "Write it down."
Possums, The Rider & Final Thoughts (with special guest Jack Whitehall!)
LIFE LESSONS: "You never know who you might bump into..."
AI Podcasting, Cold Water & Caravans
LIFE LESSONS: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
Marmalade, P.G. Wodehouse & Vasectomies
LIFE LESSONS: "It's all about perception."
Impulsivity, Inner Monologues & The Mercator Projection
LIFE LESSONS: "Try everything once."
Churchill's Mower, Afternoon Tea & Moving Back Home
LIFE LESSONS: "Speak to Citizens Advice!"
An Engagement Ring, A Songwriter & An Exploitative Neighbour
LIFE LESSONS: "If you're giving advice, be nice."
Nursing, Copycats & Guitar Lessons
LIFE LESSONS: "Give it the beans..."
Solo Activity, Nosing About & The Other Jack
LIFE LESSONS: "Press the microphone button!"
The Local Council, After-Show Rituals & Tour Diaries!
LIFE LESSONS: "Be true to yourself."
Stockings, Cards & Christmas Movies (with special guests Jordan North & William Hanson!)
LIFE LESSONS: "Never let the truth get in the way of a good story."
George Martin, Christmas In The Garage & Poached Turkey
LIFE LESSONS: "There's not an awful lot you can do about moths."
New York, Tasmania & Yawping Cats
LIFE LESSONS: "Answering the door? Put on a coat!"
Light Packing, Flying Cars & Shoegate
LIFE LESSONS: "Dim the lights and relax."
Wobbly Shoes, Hugh of Orange & Sightseeing On Tour
LIFE LESSONS: "Mulch your beds."
Wardrobe Malfunctions, Toothgate & Katie from Kent
LIFE LESSONS: "Get yourself a towel that nobody else has got."
Master of Ceremonies, A Photo Request & Musophobia
LIFE LESSONS: "It's not ungrammatical, it's just silly."
Imposter Syndrome, The Wrong Present & Historical Jesus
LIFE LESSONS: "Don't give up."
Trick Or Treating, The Mystery Cone & A First Time Comedian
LIFE LESSONS: "A bit of dirt never hurt."
Spiders, Bingo & Plant Wars
LIFE LESSONS: "The devil is in the detail!"
Attracting Attention, Family Crests & Going On Holiday With A Stranger
LIFE LESSONS: "Try this trick when you're taking a picture..."
Elvis Presley, Winston Churchill & Oxford Airport
LIFE LESSONS: "Try a six second kiss, or a twenty second hug."
Corfu, Old Friends & Old Flames
LIFE LESSONS: "Honesty & openness is the way forward."
Hoof Trimming, Teen Holidays & A Swedish Office Debacle
LIFE LESSONS: "Never leave the house without a hat."
New Series "Drop", Donald Duck & Roast Potato Gate
LIFE LESSONS: "If there's the option of a picnic... Take it."
Ageing, Helping Out & Ditching The Booze (with special guest Nick Grimshaw!)
LIFE LESSONS: "Keep up with the house maintenance!"
Dietary Requirements, Playing A Character & 'Rawdogging'
LIFE LESSONS: "You can do an awful lot with rhubarb."
Doppelgängers, Hot Wax & Fatherhood with My Father
LIFE LESSONS: "Always keep the receipt!"
A Wedding Dress, A 'SCUDL' & Throop
LIFE LESSONS: "The Grandparents know what they're doing!"
Pimple Popping, Artificial Intelligence & Shakespeare
LIFE LESSONS: "Setting your lights on timers before a holiday? Do this!"
A Sewing Machine, An Organ & Seven Miles To Bermondsey
LIFE LESSONS: "If there's an old man in YOUR seat, let him sit in it."
Downsizing, Hotel Musts & Tinkering In Toronto
LIFE LESSONS: "If you buy a second hand car, don't buy it from a friend."
Dinner Parties, Man Caves & Audiobooks
LIFE LESSONS: "Don't leave packing to the very last minute!"
Recommendations, Empty Nests & "Buh-Bum"
LIFE LESSONS: "Try vermouth in your risotto..."
Old Fashioned Food, Goats & A Summer of Sport
LIFE LESSONS: "Do a final sweep!"
Cohabiting, University & Dream Analysis
LIFE LESSONS: "Use a loo brush."
Sharing Digs, Awards Ceremonies & Breaking World Records
LIFE LESSONS: "Don't go too hard..."
Helpful Hindering, Herbal Tea & Daredevils
LIFE LESSONS: "You rest, you rust..."
Red Flags, Letter Writing & Split Infinitives
LIFE LESSONS: "Always make an extra portion."
Worst Pain Homework, Binge Watching & A DL Pilot
An Exciting Announcement!
LIFE LESSONS: "You CAN teach an old dog new tricks." (with special guest Patricia Hodge!)
Godly, Noble & Hilarious (with special guest Patricia Hodge!)
LIFE LESSONS: "If you're doing something illicit, make sure you're wearing a sturdy walking shoe."
The Gift Registry, Roses & Turning 30
LIFE LESSONS: "Always double and triple check, before you post something!"
Practical Jokes, Craft Projects & Home Videos
LIFE LESSONS: "Never trust a fart."
Body Hair, Caving & A Friend's Sister
LIFE LESSONS: "Our worst fears are in anticipation."
Pronunciation, Funerals & Trooping The Colour
LIFE LESSONS: "Warm it, before you whip it in."
Health & Safety, Fancy Shoes & "Where Do Babies Come From?"
LIFE LESSONS: "Everything Frittata..."
Step Counting, Incense & Bluetooth Mishaps
LIFE LESSONS: "It's often easier to pull than to push."
Sexist Remarks, Solving A Mystery & Dating In DC
LIFE LESSONS: "Sit down and shut the f*** up."
American Tourists, Celebrity Products & Retro Toys (with special guests Woody Harrelson & Laura Louie!)
LIFE LESSONS: "Join The National Trust... For Uncle Neil."
National Service, Running A Pub & Motorway Services
LIFE LESSONS: "Let people know they're in your thoughts."
Winston, Alternative Medicine & A Lovely Update
LIFE LESSONS: "Draw the battle lines early."
The Ick, Toddler Tantrums & A Tricky Wedding Situation
LIFE LESSONS: "Make sure you've got a boxset downloaded."
Tellings Off, Bad Influences & Ghostly Images
LIFE LESSONS: "Get the first few rounds..."
Pantomimes, Adrenaline Junkies & Turning Into Your Parents
LIFE LESSONS: "Get with the tech!"
Turin, Berlin, Los Angeles & Beyond...
LIFE LESSONS: "Be prepared!"
Hidden Snacks, The Future & 'Would You Rather?' (with special guest James O'Brien!)
LIFE LESSONS: "Watch out for a trip... Or a fall..."
Gloomy Weather, Accents & Star Wars
LIFE LESSONS: "Avoid committees at all costs."
Meeting Your Heroes, Leaving The Children & Sitting In A Van...
LIFE LESSONS: "Try and make time for a date night."
Announcements, Photography & The Singing Telegram
LIFE LESSONS: "A trio of soups."
Handkerchieves, Breakfast & Dress-Making Scissors
LIFE LESSONS: "Don't shut your mind off to making new friends."
Fridge Magnets, Big Birthdays & Getting Caught Chatting
LIFE LESSONS: "Lending something? You need to lay out terms and conditions."
Managing Time, Childhood Genius & A Feline Listener
LIFE LESSONS: "Never mind post-it notes... Leave them an instructional video!"
Technical Mishaps, Underpants, & Continuity Errors
LIFE LESSONS: "If you're dropping a pin... Make sure it's in the right location."
American Food, Name Dropping & Captain B
LIFE LESSONS: "Just tell them, to f*** off."
A Saucy Audition, A Whopper & "Extending All Courtesies"
LIFE LESSONS: "Pop it in a houseplant..."
The Wedding Debrief, A Heavenly Voice & A Cashless Flight
LIFE LESSONS: "Try a dishwasher tab down the loo..."
A Free Bike, A Messy Neighbour & A Nightmare At Passport Control
LIFE LESSONS: "Hay fever sufferer? Try this..."
FoMO, Small Talk & The Family Business
LIFE LESSONS: "Always double check the invitation..."
Two Typewriters, A Great Grandfather & Some Hearing Aids...
LIFE LESSONS: "Always take your phone into an unfamiliar loo..."
Keeping Cool, A Chiropody Tour & A Bottle For A Special Occasion
BONUS: End of Term Lego & A Gentlemanly Quiz (with special guest Nigel Havers!)
Chickens, Boats & Cast Mates (with special guest Nigel Havers!)
Coming This Monday...
LIFE LESSONS: "You're never too old!"
Teachers, Homework & National Treasures!
LIFE LESSONS: "Never give out people's contact details, without asking first!"
Sour Scrambled Eggs, A Tattoo Ultimatum & A Jazzy Groom
LIFE LESSONS: "Always check the date..."
Baba Ghanoush, Bedroom Posters & A Trip To Sitges
LIFE LESSONS: "Know the difference between a mneumonic, an acronym and an abbreviation..."
A Cellar Surprise, Heavy Flirtation & Relationship Revelations
LIFE LESSONS: "If you're a perfectionist, be as collaborative as you can."
Email Etiquette, Cheese Snobbery & One of Those Weeks
LIFE LESSONS: "Be very selective about the WhatsApp groups you join..."
Favourite Flix, Dodgy Dinners & 'Good' Samaritans
LIFE LESSONS: "Don't be embarrassed to ask for a doggy-bag."
Writing Books, Naming Names & Moving Abroad
LIFE LESSONS: "Never go anywhere without a snack in your bag."
Tea Parties, Crafts & Proposal Inspiration
LIFE LESSONS: "Longevity in friendship is to be cherished."
Lovebirds, Staycations & Barbecues
LIFE LESSONS: "Always check the pockets..."
Fundraising Fun, Repetitive Viewing & Angling With A Chatterbox
LIFE LESSONS: "Put yourself out there and give it a go!"
Cheaters, Looking Back & A Familiar Voice
LIFE LESSONS: "Do not go near 'extra services' in a hotel..."
Cruising, Paying Over The Odds & Getting Lavatorial
LIFE LESSONS: "You can't go wrong with a tortilla."
A Double Celebration, A Legal Missive & A Trip To Berlin
LIFE LESSONS: "Cyclists beware..."
Fisticuffs, Family Squabbles & The 'Perfect' Day
Series 3 - Coming April 3rd!
LIFE LESSONS: "Have fewer baths..." (with special guest Jack Whitehall!)
Conception, Discipline & Tattoos (with special guest Jack Whitehall!)
LIFE LESSONS: "Have a quick spritz of perfume..."
Inventions, Revenge & Snow!
LIFE LESSONS: "Think carefully before you throw out old toys!"
Secret Signals, Friends With Benefits & Musical Theatre
LIFE LESSONS: "Always have a little pot of bicarbonate of soda..."
Politics, Buffet Breakfasts & Spirit Animals
LIFE LESSONS: "Don't leave your phone on a restaurant table..."
Buying A Sports Car, Hair Dye & Being Too Polite
LIFE LESSONS: "Always have an escape route..."
Going It Alone, Dieting & What To Call Your "Lover"
LIFE LESSONS: "Always be clear on the rules of engagement!"
Home Decor, Karaoke & Admiration For Others
LIFE LESSONS: "What to do with the Christmas leftovers?"
Unwanted Gifts, Christmas Dinner & A Seasonal Party!
LIFE LESSONS: "You can never have too many Christmas decorations!"
Taxidermy, Reading & Travelling For The First Time!
LIFE LESSONS: "You never know who you might meet at the reduced section!"
Dating, Delivery Support & A Dining Disagreement
LIFE LESSONS: "Mrs Whitehall's kitchen hacks..."
Moving House, Snazzy Dressing & Resolving Squabbles
LIFE LESSONS: "Do not go anywhere near nepotism..."
Baby Names, Bullies & Travelling In Joggers
LIFE LESSONS: "Making scrambled eggs? You'll need some eggs..."
A Proposal, A Painting & A Children's Entertainer
LIFE LESSONS: "If you aim for on time, you're going to be late..."
Nicknames, Sex Education & DIY
LIFE LESSONS: "Always tell the truth... Or don't."
Bucket Lists, Old Heads & Conspiracy Theories!
Series 2 - Coming November 7th!
Bermuda Shorts, Andouillette & Wasabi!
Kryptonite, Sports Day & Money Management
Meditation, Horoscopes & Ghostly Goings-On
Robots, Time Travel & Learning A New Skill
Phobias, Vaping & A Funeral Cortège
Camping, Haggling & A "Holy Man"
Nail Polish-Gate, Reality TV & Strictly No Rehearsals...
London Living, Collections & Soiling
Pets, A Ski Trip & ... Nudity
Cinema Snacks, Festivals & Learning To Drive
Rome, Royals & Racy Pictures
"Celebrity", Social Media & Gossip
Sleep, Exercise & The World of Sport
Romance, Weddings & Parties
Mobile Phones, Whistling & A Briefcase of Money
COMING ON JUNE 27th!