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Theory For Turntables (TFT) Podcast — 314 episodes

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Episode 314: What to Expect When You’re Expecting the Son of God

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Episode 313: If Gritty Has His Way, Everyone Will Be Upsot

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Episode 312: The Cardi B Manifesto

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Episode 311: If Fine is Everything Then Everything is Fine

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Episode 310: Ain’t I a Stinker?

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Episode 309: Punking Alone

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Episode 308: Every Unhappy Destiny’s Child Boyfriend is Unhappy in His Own Way

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Episode 307: Christina Aguilera is in a Power Pose

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Episode 306: THAT Guy Knows What I’m Talking About

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Episode 305: Man, It’s a Hot One

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Episode 304: 30-Something Sunday Vibes

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Episode 303: One Foot in the Grave, and the Other on the Dance Floor

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Episode 302: George Clinton Palate Cleanser

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Episode 301: The Sixth Bestselling Vinyl Record of 2008

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Episode 300: Mutually Assured Creative Destruction

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Episode 299: Nothing or Everything or Whatever You Want

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Episode 298: Great Meaning in the Telephone Book

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Episode 297: Everything is Everything is Everything is Everything

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Episode 296: Man is Justified by ARF and ARF Alone

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Episode 295: Buñuel on the Dance Floor

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Episode 294: Nativity Bangerz

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Episode 293: Jagged Little Pills Pills Pills

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Episode 292: The Music of Cities in Transition

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Episode 291: The Bird-y Flutes and the Flute-y Synths and the Synth-y Flute Birds

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Episode 290: You Can’t Step into the Same Miley Cyrus Twice

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Episode 289: We Have Always Been at War with Kanye

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Episode 288: I’m a Mother-Having Woman

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Episode 287: The Plato Form Factory

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Episode 286: Circle of Malcontents

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Episode 285: Pretty Tame for a Wolf Band

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Episode 284: What’s in That, Man? What’s in That Mall Juice?

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Episode 283: Poetry in Banal Things

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Episode 282: Panatlanticism

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Episode 281: First, Do Harm

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Episode 280: The Special Technique of Emotional Shadowboxing

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Episode 279: Sometimes You Just Need Zigazig Ha

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Episode 278: More a Hop that Trips than a Trip that Hops

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Episode 277: The Best Tambourine Album of the 90s

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Episode 276: Garbage In, Garbage Out

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Episode 275: It’s Third-Wave Ska but Second-Wave Feminism

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Episode 274: You Left This Mess. Bless This Mess.

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Episode 273: The Fitness Instructors of Social Consciousness

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Episode 272: Spoonmen of the World, Unite

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Episode 271: #Adulting Contemporary

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Episode 270: Band Practice

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Episode 269: Beowulf: The Musical

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Episode 268: After the Party It’s Crying in the Taxi

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Episode 267: The Johnny B. Goodiverse

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Episode 266: The Sorrows of Young Halsey

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Episode 265: Orca, Please

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Episode 264: Die Goth or Live Trying

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Episode 263: Accepting All Those Things That You Were

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Episode 262: Keep Calm, Carry On, and Love Your Robot Overlords

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Episode 261: An Indie Rock Room of One’s Own

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Episode 260: Make Your Own Hope

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Episode 259: Ready to Live

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Episode 258: If You Have a Lot of Vanilla Ice Cream to Consume

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Episode 257: No Market is Truly Super

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Episode 256: When Courtney Love Leans In

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Episode 255: Step 1: Bite Lip. Step 2: Close Eyes.

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Episode 254: The Biggie SWOT Chart

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Episode 253: Long Beach Gangsta Quilt

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Episode 252: Represent, Represent… Earth

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Episode 251: The News From the Far Off Land of Shaolin

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Episode 250: The Lead Instrument is Adam Duritz’s Voice

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Episode 249: Time is the Great Smasher of All Pumpkins

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Episode 248: Jump In and Get Sticky

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Episode 247: The Way to Get It Up is to Remember How Good It Used To Be

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Episode 246: How High, Kris Kross?

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Episode 245: Just Drugs and Rock ’n’ Roll

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Episode 244: An Alternative To Rock

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Episode 243: Ten Shares of Gun and Fist Ltd.

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Episode 242: Eggnog Latte Season

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Episode 241: Started from the Bottom, Now We’re Founding Fathers

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Episode 240: There is Nothing to Instagram

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Episode 239: I For One Welcome Our New Robot Weeknd Overlords

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Episode 238: The Max Martin You Forgot to Take out of Your Pocket

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Episode 237: Quest: The Tribe

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Episode 236: If You’re Listening To This, I’m Already Gone

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Episode 235: I’m Leonard and You’re God, and I’m Outta Heeeeeeere

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Episode 234: 3-7-2-6

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Episode 233: Long Attention Span Theater of Sound

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Episode 232: Odd Future Home Companion

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Episode 231: Boyz II Androids

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Episode 230: Michael Jackson’s Unified Theory of Social Problems

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Episode 229: The Naked Baby is Now an Uber Driver

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Episode 228: “I’ll Just Take the Cassette Single of ‘November Rain’, Thanks.”

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Episode 227: If the Theory is Correct, Then This Album Should Sound Awesome

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Episode 226: Shoes are What We Turn Down For

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Episode 225: A Failure of Social Institutions as Represented by the Recess Lady

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Episode 224: America Is Hangry

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Episode 223: “March of the Pigs,” Which Is Bacon Three Ways

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Episode 222: Sexy Whispering and Scary Screaming

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Episode 221: Girl Talk and Three Pitbulls

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Episode 220: Enemying in Public

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Episode 219: Productive Daydreaming

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Episode 218: The Best Laid Uplift Mofo Party Plans of Mice and Men

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Episode 217: Local, Organic Chili Peppers

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Episode 216: Tumblr Feminism: Share If You Agree

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Episode 215: Carl Sagan’s Diarrhea Cosmos

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Episode 214: A Hip Hop Figure on a Gospel Background

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Episode 213: Death Grips Me Once, Shame On You; Death Grips Me Twice, Shame On Me

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Episode 212: Like a Benevolent Sky Daddy

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Episode 211: Elect a New Radiohead

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Episode 210: Historic Weezer Preservation Commitee

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Episode 209: Cheese-Drake Factory

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Episode 208: A Dissertation on Infidelity

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Episode 207: Frankie Cosmos’s Haircut Is an Inside Job

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Episode 206: Let There Be Ultralight

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Episode 205: Rakim is Good at Rapping

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Episode 204: Dinosaur the Third

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Episode 203: Wherever You Go, There You INXS

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Episode 202: Guns Vs. Roses is a False Dichotomy

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Episode 201: Huey Lewis Stockholm Syndrome

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Episode 200: The Mid-Life Crisis of Modernity

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Episode 199: A Musical Mad Scientist

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Episode 198: I Want 20 Dollars and a Ride to Hot Topic

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Episode 197: Birth of a Rhythm Nation

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Episode 196: The Drum is The Instrument of Love

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Episode 195: Pop Parsimony

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Episode 194: Arrr, The Sea Hounds of Love be Hunting Me

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Episode 193: Swim like a Salmon against the Rhythm

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Episode 192: Meta-Madonna

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Episode 191: To Pimp a Butterfly: It’s Not the Album of the Year, It’s the Record of the Year

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Episode 190: Christmas Freud

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Episode 189: Cell Phones Aren’t Phones

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Episode 188: The Oldest Established Permanent Floating Pride Week

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Episode 187: Enya is the Chorus of Humanity

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Episode 186: Adele Has Phoned Home

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Episode 185: Adult Onset Bieber Fever

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Episode 184: let grimes be grimes bb

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Episode 183: Experimental White Noise Collective

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Episode 182: Eat Harp Love

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Episode 181: Offering the Bottle

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Episode 180: ESM – Electronic Sad Music

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Episode 179: Slap Bass in the Face

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Episode 178: Real People Have Arena Rock Feelings

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Episode 177: Journey to the Center of the Turducken

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Episode 176: Collective Rocking

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Episode 175: Plato’s Sexytime Shadow Theatre

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Episode 174: I’ll bet Donald Trump is a Huge Van Halen fan

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Episode 173: The Butt Rock of the 70s, 80s, 90s, and Today

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Episode 172: Bono Mumbo Jumbo

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Episode 171: First Take Fun, Then Take Freedom

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Episode 170: Literally Pretentious

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Episode 169: The New Order is a Tetherball Pole

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Episode 168: Guys are Hugging, Mothers are Crying, People are Way Too Happy

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Episode 167: Selfie of the Artist as a Young Girl

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Episode 166: Run the Pageants

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Episode 165: Raging with the Machine

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Episode 164: The Corporate Strategy of Diplo, Inc.

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Episode 163: The xx-Axis

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Episode 162: Don’t Let The Sun Come Up on Me

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Episode 161: Arrested Adolescence Contemporary

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Episode 160: Spoiler Alert: Jesus Dies

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Episode 159: A Rally of the Broken and the Rejected

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Episode 158: First Apartment Problems

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Episode 157: Ironic Clown Posse

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Episode 156: #80sThrowback

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Episode 155: Glorious Pop Revolution

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Episode 154: Martians Among Us

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Episode 153: Sonic Design Within Reach

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Episode 152: Privatized Image, Ltd.

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Episode 151: Revel in The Haunting Awfulness of It All

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Episode 150: A Student of Sound

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Episode 149: Regard the Shards

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Episode 148: The Rock and the Mirror

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Episode 147: TFT Live

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Episode 146: Inside of a Björk

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Episode 145: A Gritty, Nauseous Time

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Episode 144: A Terminally Fey 17-Year-Old Is You!

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Episode 143: The Periodic Table of Indie Rock

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Episode 142: Excellence in Navigation

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Episode 141: Inability to Sustain a Revolution

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Episode 140: Black Messiah: Verse, Verse, Verse… Explosion

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Episode 139: You Can Always NOT Make A Christmas Album

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Episode 138: Unironic Discotheque

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Episode 137: Everyone Knows The Indie Rules

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Episode 136: Everything that Follows is the Ballet

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Episode 135: District 13 is Not All About That Bass

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Episode 134: You Want It to Be One Direction, But It’s The Other

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Episode 133: You Cannot Call Me Queen B

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Episode 132: There’s No Then There

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Episode 131: Taylor Swift is the Greatest Rapper Alive

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Episode 130: Album Oriented Pop

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Episode 129: Lean in to the Ukelele

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Episode 128: Authenticity Sediment

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Episode 127: Because The Fence Says there Must Be Order

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Episode 126: The Professor and the Librarian

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Episode 125: Norm Overload

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Episode 124: She was Just The Right Amount of Cool for School

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Episode 123: They Used to Send Rockets, Now They Send Krautrockets

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Episode 122: Bound Jams

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Episode 121: Be The Anarchy You Wish to See in The World

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Episode 120: The Quietest Moment of the Softest Rock

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Episode 119: Punk Judge, Punk Jury, and Punk Executioner

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Episode 118: All Hail West Rhineland

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Episode 117: Is Marvin Gaye an Indie Band?

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Episode 116: We Can Get To Anywhere From Here

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Episode 115: We’re Trying to Hammer the Wind

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Episode 114: Neil Young Made Me a Mixtape

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Episode 113: Analog in a Digital World

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Episode 112: The Novelty Industrial Complex

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Episode 111: A Theory of Fanciness

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Episode 110: Keep Austin Normal

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Episode 109: Who’s Buried in Grant’s Tomb’s Wikipedia Page?

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Episode 108: Pure Geraldine

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Episode 107: Check Your Pitchfork

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Episode 106: The Letterpress and The Sharpie

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Episode 105: They Taint From Brooklyn and They Taint from Seattle

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Episode 104: They Have Chosen Their Illusion

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Episode 103: Open Faced Sandwich

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Episode 102: First World Tools

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Episode 101: Jenny Humphrey Died For Your Sins

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Episode 100: A Grand Unified Theory of West Texas

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Episode 99: I’m Bruce Springsteen and I Approve This Message

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Episode 98: I Said, “I’m Wigglin’ My Fanny.”

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Episode 97: Synthesizing the Synthesizers

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Episode 96: The Tapestry Sausage

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Episode 95: Gloriously Dumb

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Episode 94: Experimental Beach Collective

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Episode 93: The Endogenous Dynamics of Beatlemania

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Episode 92: The State of the Teenybopper Union

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Episode 91: The Infrastructure of Identity

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Episode 90: Whatever Everyone Says I Am, That is What I Am

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Episode 89: It’s a Very Fine Line between Beck and Fred Durst

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Episode 88: Indie Rock in The City of Angels

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Episode 87: Christmas Was Always Already Ruined

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Episode 86: All Music Is Now Beyoncé

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Episode 85: Emotion Recollected in Tranquility

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Episode 84: M.I.A. is the Katniss Everdeen of Hip Hop

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Episode 83: Leaders and Followers

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Episode 82: These Frolicking Tourists

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Episode 81: A Darkness of White

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Episode 80: The Chvrch of The Chemical Brothers of Latter Day Saints

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Episode 79: Hip Hop Ouroboros

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Episode 78: I’ll Bet Mr. Haim Makes Great Waffles

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Episode 77: Manifest Destiny

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Episode 76: The Fraggle-Cave of our Unconscious

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Episode 75: Petit Bourgeois-face

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Episode 74: Gossip Girl God Mode

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Episode 73: Bart Bass Built This

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Episode 72: Lady Gossip, I Presume

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Episode 71: The Kickstarter Triangle Trade

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Episode 70: The Naked Mole Rat with Two Backs

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Episode 69: Tripling the System

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Episode 68: Loners with Boners

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Episode 67: The One Hundred Meter Trolley Problem

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Episode 66: Nathan Doesn’t Die

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Episode 65: Mami and Dadi Business

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Episode 64: The Lava Lamp of Society

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Episode 63: The Teat and The Spear

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Episode 62: Bart Lives

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Episode 61: Testater Hater

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Episode 60: Reasons not Rules

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Episode 59: Make It Drizzle

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Episode 58: The Georgina Sausage

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Episode 57: Freude

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Episode 56: Spoilers for The Princess Bride

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Episode 55: Salient Cleavage

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Episode 54: Pascal’s Wager

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Episode 53: Chekhov’s Bag Of Peas

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Episode 52: Closed Pep Economy

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Episode 51: Felt Goatees for Everybody

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Episode 50: Chivy League

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Episode 49: Voodoo Smash

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Episode 48: The Futility Condition

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Episode 47: Men Are Coming To Destroy You

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Episode 46: Novel Idea

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Episode 45: That Most Turgid of Sciences

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Episode 44: Dead Air

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Episode 43: Post-Modern Royalty

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Episode 42: Deaths Big and Little

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Episode 41: I Know All The Songs

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Episode 40: Despite Our Best Efforts

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Episode 39: Dictator Tots

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Episode 38: More or Loesser

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Episode 37: Funny Hats and Shoulder Pads

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Episode 36: Trigynorite

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Episode 35: Stewardess of the Mind

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Episode 34: Pompadullet

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Episode 33: Cheap Talk

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Episode 32: Georgina ex Machina

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Episode 31: Social Work

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Episode 30: Rerebirth

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Episode 29: Inception to Bone

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Episode 28: USOB

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Episode 27: The Idea of Order at Bristol

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Episode 26: Boom Box

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Episode 25: Accoded

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Episode 24: Vengeance Is Mine!

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Episode 23: Heaven is Other People

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Episode 22: Thin Crust Pizza

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Episode 21: After School Commons

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Episode 20: Pointillist Causality

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Episode 19: Ought White Boy to Play That Funky Music?

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Episode 18: Shatter

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Episode 17: The Cremaster Field (or, Chuck Dies)

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Episode 16: Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out

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Episode 15: Santorum

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Episode 14: Cobra Kai Mentality

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Episode 13: Non-Oriented Sexuality

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Episode 12: La Règle du Jeu

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Episode 11: Cattle in the Marketplace

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Episode 10: The End of Hipstery

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Episode 9: I Consider Concision to be One of My Principal Virtues

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Episode 8: Glee: Implications for Behavioral Economics

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Episode 7: OM3

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Episode 6: Experimental Noise Collective

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Episode 5: Gossip Girl – Implications for Public Policy

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Episode 4: The Requadranting of America

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These F***ing Teenagers: Gossip Girl, Glee, and the Sociology of Teen Soaps

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Podcast Supplement: These F***ing Teenagers

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Podcast Supplement: Gossip Girl, Glee, and the Sex Lives of Teenagers

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