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This Is Happening with Mark Zito and Ryan Sampson — 395 episodes
Live From The Super Bowl LX Media Center Day 3: Katie Nolan, Gary Vee, Seth Rollins, and more!
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Live From The Super Bowl LX Media Center Day 1
A Message From The Desk of Mark Zito and Ryan Sampson
Current Cancel Culture/Ryan's Grandma Passed Away/Tennis Player Apology
Planning A Trip To Disney/Aliens Visiting Earth/Wrestlemania
Ryan's Restaurant Opened/The American Dream
Big Bear Burgers
Retirement/Angry Firefighter/Vegas Football Contest Proxy
Summer Slam/Feeding Animals At The Zoo/AI Pricing
Happy Gilmore 2/Ladies v. Gentleman/NYC Is Dying Again
Hulk Hogan Died/Little League Suspension
3 E's - Emmys, Epstein, Emergency Landings
Ryan Jumps Into Action/The Bear/Now You See Me
Fantastic Cat In-Studio!
NYC/Mountainhead/LinkedIn
Juneteenth/Plane Crash/Ryan's New Business
Dog Bites/Father's Day/Harvey Weinstein
Pools/Thank You Notes/Boy Scouts
Taylor Swift Bought Her Masters Back
Bathrooms/Age Discrepancies In Relationships/Helmets
Livvy Dunne & Camille Kostek In-Studio!
New Kanye Song/Kentucky Derby/High School Sports
Vegas Dinner/NFL Draft/Pope
Mark Heads West/Parking Garage Problems
The Masters/Subway Sex
Spirit Week/Paul Walter Hauser Stops By!
Can We Give Away A Body?/Florida's Child Labor Laws
Cults and Cars
Ryan's Rivian/"I Wish That You Never Die"
Mark Is Going To Disney World/Ryan Is Starting A Business
The Oscars/Things That Are For Kids
Mark Is Unhappy With 2 Billionaires
Ralphie Aversa/Kenny Chesney/Keegan-Michael Key/Nick Kostos
Seth Rollins Surprise/Gary Vee/Mike Pereira/Oz Pearlman Amazes
Ryan's Ordering Habits/Weird Job Interview/Mike Babchik Hangs Out
Day 1 At The Media Center/Mike Golic Jr. Stops By
In-Home Visits/Lyft Lawsuit/Sabrina Carpenter
Elon's Big Gesture/Mark's Diet/Artists
Car Washes and Springer Documentary
Holiday Break/Carry-On/CES
The Bizarro Mash-Up
CEO Killer/Dogs Talking/Alien Interaction
Bad Birthday Party/Vegas/Hunter Biden
Mark's Mishap/Tyson & Paul/F1 Las Vegas
Listener Feedback Re:Election/Wildfire Near Ryan
Election Results/World Records
Pumpkins/Politics/Umpires
Organ Donation/Politics/Mustard
Vacation Recap/Movie Box Office/Election
Parents Ruin Their Children?/Political Misinformation
Ryan Informs Australia/Mr. McMahon Documentary
Milli Vanilli Movie/Judge Committing Crimes
Thursday Night Football/Vacation/Yard Signs
The Debate/Ryan and the Police/Cybertrucks
The NFL Is Back!/Ryan's Curtains/Oasis
Annoyances In Phlebotomy/Mark Learns About The Rituals Of Death
Ryan Gets A Pet/Chappell Roan TikTok/Pepto Bismol
Social Sourcing/Ryan Does Stand-Up/Airports
Fan (?) Feedback/Olympics/VP Vetting
Storm Sampson/Solo Acts/Ordering Apps
The Olympics/Show Update
"Stay Sh*tty, Dork!"
Blippi, Baseball, and Kyle Gass
Trump Assassination Attempt
Biden/The Bear/Ryan's New Business Idea
Joe Biden Is Really Old/Parking Spots
Painful Debate/Dating Red Flags
A Bronx Tale: The Restaurant
An Uninformed Discussion About AI
Mark Won't Go Visit Ryan/Hit Woman
Bad Service/Dog Ubers/Country Club Ryan
What Happens In Vegas Gets Discussed/Toilet Issues
Ryan Thinks Mark Is Rushing/Working On Weekends
Ryan Goes To Disney/Radical Unschooling
Mark Wants A Pool/States With The Most OnlyFans Creators
Taylor Releases A Lot Of Records/Dynasty Fantasy Football/Boy Bands
Country Radio/Football Players Speak Up
Northern Lights/Seinfeld's Thoughts/How Much Is Time Worth?
The Roast of Tom Brady/2024 Presidential Election/Scouting America
Grand Cayman/Waving At Cars/Beach Vacations
Meeting New Girl Friends/Josh Segarra Stops By!
Sphere/Taylor Swift's Secret Codes/Ryan's Expensive Golf Bag
Having Your House Cleaned/Slack/NBA Betting Scandal
OJ/AI Song Generator/Bluey
Holidays/Congestion Pricing/Checking Bags
Wrestlemania/Eclipse
Women's Basketball/The Eclipse Is On Monday!
Easter/April Fools' Day/Writing Reviews
Guys Night/Some Listeners Really Hate Ryan/Industry Lists
Wheel of Fortune/Sports Betting/Food Delivery
Ryan Finally Gets His New Car/Woman Gives Birth On A Plane
St. Patrick's Day/Ryan's New Car Ceremony/Pre-Cana
Fake Watches and Real Television
You Can Yelp Review Prostitutes?/We Got Skrimped
Messy Delivery/Listener Feedback/Electric Cars
Election Odds/College Radio/Russell Wilson
The Mean Streets of NYC/Fast Food
Buying Furniture/Franchise Tags/Bad Small Biz Owner
Super Bowl Recap/Travis Kelce/Sad Museums
Mark and Ryan's Radio Row Extravaganza 2024
Mark Gets A Big Hat/Steve Cohen & Mike Babchik Hang Out/Chef Kev Stops By
Seth Rollins Possibly Joins The Show/John Jastremski, Bert Kreischer and Oz The Mentalist Definitely Do
McDonald's Lawsuit/Mike Golic Jr. Stops By/What's In The News?
We Are In Las Vegas/Mike Florio Joins The Show/Citizen's Arrest
Ryan's Surprise Party/Crypto Scam
Mark Was Sick/Delivery Task Force/AI Images
Football/Skiing/Solo Vacations
Lift/Pre-School/Barstool CEO Leaves/Divisional Round Picks
Laxative Lunch/CES/NFL Picks
Eating Humans/Bad Gifts/Epstein News
Aaron Rodgers/Jimmy Kimmel/Metaverse Assault
Ryan Banned From Facebook Group/Did This Person Die In 2023?
Holiday Season/Anthony Edwards/Catholic Church
How Old Is Bread?
Sex Etiquette During The Holidays
Presidential Candidates/Shohei Ohtani Free Agency/Time Person Of The Year
Times Square/Ryan's Music Listening Habits
The Big Sampson Vacation/The Wednesday Before Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving In Orlando/Trump Pee Tape/F1
Old References/Loose Horse/Exploding Whale
Toddler Tantrums/Supermarkets/Yard Work
The Sampson 620?
Election Day/Anti-Porn App
Italian Cuisine/Boys Like Girls x This Is Happening
Shoplifting/Ryan's Boat/Hammerstein Ballroom Memories
Masculinity/Denver/Sex Doll
Mark Goes To Las Vegas/Eras Tour Movie/Complaints With Restaurants
PTO/New Heart Ailment/Breakfast
Ryan's Photoshoot/Going to Talk Shows/Speaker of the House
Banks/Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce/Phone Etiquette
Shorts At Work/Tyreek Hill's Next Act/WFH Win?
Taylor & Travis/Birthday Party/Kevin Sorbo
Ryan's Vacation Problem
Mark's Wife Joins To Talk About His Daughter's Birthday Party and Animals
Aaron Rodgers/Alien Corpse?/Mile High Club
September 11th/Mel Tucker Allegations/Kid Crooks
Mark in New Hampshire/Electric Zoo/Celeb Deaths
Politicians Are Too Old/Facebook Arrest
Ryan Threw Up/Airport Security
Telemarketers/Odd Organizations That Sell Merch
Lost Luggage/Oliver Anthony/The Body Of Christ
Ryan In Los Angeles/Michael Oher/Chess
Ryan's Big Radio Conference
Women's World Cup/Being Rude At Movies
Living In A Bodega?/Soccer!
Ryan's House Almost Caught On Fire/Rejected Mash-Up Stories
Lyft/Soccer/Aliens?
Drive-Ins/Nostalgia Bands
Sphere/Jason Aldean Song
Living For 1000 Years/Entertainment Industry Changes
Sleepy Ryan/We Didn't Start The Fire
Neighbors/Elon Musk/MLB All-Stars
4th of July/CEOs/Ryan Can't Get A Drink
Mark Is Back From Italy/Janitor Screw Up
Federal Holidays/Mark Is Going To Italy
Things Kids Say/Ryan's GF Meets Parents/Bad Rhode Island Reps
Donald Trump/Parental Justice/Mark Had To Go To The Police
Final Landscaper Update(?)/Taylor Swift & Matty Healy
Memorial Day/Grilling
Green Mark/Ron DeSantis Presidential Announcement
Landscaping Update/Nick Adams v. Tim Robbins
Best Cities To Live/Mark's Landscaper
Too Many Kids/Podcaster Fired Over Bob Huggins Clip
Sports Guys Saying Bad Stuff/Robert GENIRO
Mark's Sun Shade, Ryan's Light, ChatGPT
Mark Is Very Tired In Miami/Kentucky Derby
Mark and Ryan Read A Menu/Jon Bon Jovi Walks By
Customer Service, Advertising, and Other News
Pest Control and Baptisms
Moving and Relationships
Mark Had A Root Canal/Couples Who Have Been Together A Long Time/Spoilers
Mark Packs His House/Could You Land A Plane?
Hosting The Mash-Up/Mark Doesn't Like Succession
Mark's Kid Ate A Button/Inclusive Rollercoasters
Ryan's Plan For Guns/Afroman
Annoying E-mail Chain/Taxidermied Animals
Crumbl Cookies/Ryan's Weird Sock Thing
Is Mark Depressed?/Restaurants/NCAA Tournament
Mortgages/Franchises/Boneless Wings
St. Patrick's Day/Syracuse Radio Situation/Oscars
Update On Ryan's Habit/Mark Buys A House
Michelle Obama For President?/Ryan's Habit
Ryan's College Radio Station/Botched Amputation
Mark's Eventful Week/Airplane Seats/Seagull Suspect
Air Force One/Trump Grand Jury/Young Men Are Lonely
Real Estate/Ryan's Suits/Montessori Schools/Mark's Playground
Valentine's Day/A.J. Brown & JuJu Smith-Schuster/15 Minute Cities
Ryan's Improv Show/Mark Goes To The Super Bowl/Aaron Rodgers
Super Bowl Special! GaryVee, Bret Michaels, Rob Riggle, Ryan Phillippe, Flavor Flav
TikTok Videos and Scams/Dana White "In-Studio!"
Erik From Talent Joins/The Show Is A Mess
Mark In Arizona For Super Bowl/Ryan's Improv Class
Zoos/Armored Cars/Movie Technology
Vanilla Ice Cream Is For Children/Woke Cafe
The Show Where We Try To Call Missy Elliott
M&Ms/Stetson Bennett's Attitude/Other News
Hawaiian Ryan/Restaurant Invite Goes Wrong
James Dean/Tom Brady/Parent Teacher Conferences/Trans Teacher
Friendliest Cities/Rejected Mash-Up Topics/CES Debuts/
Tom Hanks In-Studio! (Not With Us)/Ryan Shoots His Shot
Mark's Customer Service Voice/The Yankees/Mediums
Ryan's New Year's Eve/Speak of the House/Fantasy Football
Monday Night Football/Phrases To Be Banished
Christmas/Writing/Ryan's Audition
Mark Goes To Las Vegas/Holiday Gifts/Elon Musk
Masks/Kicked Off A Plane/Power People In News
Rice Cooker/Dressing A Deer/Living On A Cruise Ship
Someone Is Sick/Mark's Christmas Parental Activities/Mike Reiss "In-Studio!"
Ryan Tries Stand-Up/NYE Plans
Sandwiches/Ryan's Bad List/Sarah's Rockettes Story
Charities/GMA Anchors/Mike Tomlin/Herschel Walker
Nick Cannon/Charlie Daniels/Cheap Dates
The World Cup/Velveeta Lawsuit/Cruises
Christmas Trees/Football/Uber Ministries
Mark Watches Fleishman Is In Trouble/The Men of Year "In-Studio!"
Mark's Vacation/Ryan Buys Tickets/Sports
Twitter/Hotel Prices/Rejected Mash Up Stories
Election Results/Twitter/Jeff Saturday/Ryan's Hometown Paper
Election Day/The Culpo Sisters In-Studio
Airplane Fees/Young Climber/Celebrity Marriages
NY Job Posting Law/Early Trivia/Stone Crabs
Halloween/Paul Pelosi/Conservative Dating App
Ryan Goes To A Drag Show/Yard Signs/Politics
Emo Fest/New Taylor Swift Album/Kanye West
Burger List/James Corden
Is Russell Wilson OK?/Recapping Yesterday's Ticket Problem/NHL Suspension
5 People, 4 Tickets/Tom Brady/Upper West Side Crime!
Mark in DC/Davante Adams/Woman Who Spent No Money
Mr. Zito Goes To Washington
Bros./Mascots/Professor Fired
Ryan Finally Made Potato Rolls/Happy Meals/Standing For The Pledge
Mark Remembers An Uncomfortable Moment/The Dell Dude/Dangerwich/
Mark Is In LA/Taylor Hawkins Tribute Show/Ryan's Rolls
Having Kids/Ryan's Lewis Capaldi Interview/Dating Apps
Mark Is Sick/Classic Rock/Illegal Foods
Mark's Daughter's Birthday/Ryan's Complaints/Queueing For the Queen
RHCP/COVID Notifications/Band T-Shirts
Pearl Jam at The Apollo/The Queen/Real Dolls
NFL Preview Show With Chris Stanley
Cell Phone Screens/Don't Worry Darling Drama/Smart Thermostats
Fantasy Football/Bad Leases/AirDropping
Reporting News/Doctors/Refunds
NFL/Titles/VMAs
Television/Shoplifting/Jesus Pier
Flight Delays and Butt Stuff
Horses/Mark and Ryan Spoil A Bosch Novel
Ryan's In Las Vegas/Moon Hotel/Oxygen In A Can/Prostitutes
Lyfts and Blankets
Trump Raid/Ryan Goes Dumpster Diving/Malcolm Gladwell
Marriage/Reporter Attends Execution/Restaurants
Alex Jones Trial/Deshaun Watson/Missiles
Deshaun Watson Suspension/Southwest Flight Attendant
Mark's Family Has COVID/Top Gun/Ableist Slurs
Non Alcoholic Beer/Concert Tickets/Business Hours
Actors/The Gray Man/Aliens/Bad Pets/Kyler Murray
Lollapalooza/Dave Chappelle/Toilet Water/Climate Change
Social Media, Secret Service, Bad Date Lawsuit
Planes, Trains, and Home Runs
Mark and Flavor Flav/Heists/Sock Warranty
Condiment Crime/Car Features/Fake Liberal Attack
Chris Stanley Stops By/Mark Doesn't Believe In Ryan's Dreams
Mark Tries To Buy A House...Again/Ryan's Trip To Canada/Filming Police
Ryan Is In Toronto/Mark Is Home Alone
Charlie Puth's Eating Habits/Strange Majik In-Studio!
Ghislaine Maxwell/Fireworks/Air Hotel/Charlie Puth & Cutlery
Ryan's Alert Noises/2 Americas
Taking Vacation/Incorrect Body Facts/Amazon Alexas
Ear Infections and Airplanes
This Happened - 6/20/18 - Kid Breaks Statue, Key Fobs, Trash at Ryan’s Apartment
Potato Rolls/Boycotting Businesses/NFT/Baltimore Orioles
Yacht Rock/Nashville/Jimmy Buffett/Tori Spelling's Parenting
This Happened - 9/4/2017 - The First Ever Episode of This Is Happening
Phone Customer Service/Tipping/Ryan Hates Scary Movies
Ryan Goes To A Wedding/Disney People
Travel Woes/Groupons
Memorial Day/Burger King/Mona Lisa
Pete Dominick Joins The Show/Rejected Morning Mash Up Topics
Ryan's Friend/Vegas Trip/Cable Companies
Famous Women/Pools/Chuck Schumer
Social Media Handles/Pork Chops/Photo Shoots
Finding Doctors/Work Stats/The Royals
Buying A Home/Restaurants/Fireworks/Spa Update/NFL Schedule
Phil Mickelson's Gambling/Mother's Day/Yo Mama Fight
Abortion Rights/Contacting Congress People/Oldest Worker/Terrestrial Radio Guys
The Met Gala/SCOTUS/New York Issues
History With Ryan/Spa/Porn
Celebrity Ages/Yesterday's Show/Staples/Elon Musk
Discussing Personal Lives On-Air/Mike Florio "in-studio"
Guy Friends/Having Guests
NYC Street Fight/Masks/Plane Stunt
Mark Still Hates The Office/Virtual Chipotle/Office Birthday
Plane Singing/Easter/Private Jet Commercial
Baby Naming/Craig Robinson "in-studio!"
ToS/College Scandal Doc
Weddings/Ryan on a Dating App?/Twitter
Office Building/GRAMMYs/Funeral/Grandparents
Doomsday/Tournament of Stuff/Sports Bars
Classes For Kids/Wrestling
E-mail/Eric Church Cancels A Show
Will Smith Apology/Rejected Mash Up Topics
That Really Got Out Of Hand Fast - Will Smith Hit A Guy!
Home Depot Privilege Document/Transgender Sports
Mark and His Wife Have A Fight/Tourney of Stuff/Announcers
Ryan's Weekend/NCAAs/Chris Stanley Judges The ToS
NYC/Tournament of Stuff/Daylight Saving Time
Mark and Ryan In Studio Together/Zoom Dysmorphia
Tom Brady/Art/Tournament of Stuff Continues
COVID Tests/Tournament of Stuff Bracket Announcement
NFL Talk/Tournament of Stuff
Real Estate and Backpack Woes
Airbnb Surveillance/Guy Fieri "in-studio!"
Mark Can't Buy A Home/Ryan Sh*ts In A Box
Ryan Participates In Propaganda/Mask Mandates
Code Words/Condoms/Dating Investigations
The Super Bowl/American Cheese/Valentine's Day
Mark on Radio Row/Chain Restaurants/Maybe Anthony Anderson?
Ryan's A Hero/Olympics/Peloton
Mark In Los Angeles/NASCAR/Airlines
Tom Brady Retirement/Brian Flores Lawsuit/Mark's Hair
Cincinnati Gets The Day After The Super Bowl Off/College Gatherings
Adele Residency/Gina Hyena "In-Studio"
Baseball HOF/Michael Schur "In-Studio"
M&Ms/Pizza Review
Crazy Football Weekend/Man's Tirade Caught On Camera
Teens Driving Big Rigs/NFL Playoffs/Music Festival
A Girlfriend's Revenge/Senate Commercial
Chris Stanley Joins For An NFL Playoff Preview
Cars/Pizza/News of the Day
Ryan's Road/Female Manager/Rent A Friend
Bob Saget/Dating App/Ryan Doesn't Own A Microwave
Walmart In The Metaverse/Expensive Uber Ride
New Year's Eve Broadcasts/Betty White/Snow
Children of Politicians/Antonio Brown/Company Social Media
New Year's Eve/Children's Books/TV The Guys Have Watched
Qudditch/Weird Airbnb/Bad Librarian
Arguments About The Pandemic and The Metaverse
Mark Still Has COVID/Dave Ramsey/Jackson Mahomes
Mark Has COVID/Chevy Commercial
Moles/Dr. Oz/Celebrity Lookalikes
Stadium Names and Interview Prep
Nicole Ryan Stops By/Police Officer Kicks Dog
Microphones/Dr. Oz Wants To Be Senator Oz
German Doctors/Mark and Ryan Explore The Metaverse?
Ryan's Workspace/New Variant/Curriculums
Holiday Parties/Thanksgiving
Ryan Saw A Celeb/Tournament Of Stuff?/Holiday Cards
QAnon Shaman/Jeff Bezos Donation
Who's On You?/Wyclef/Adele/Prenup Positivity
Plane Seats and Pee Shows
Hoarders/Spilling Drinks/NFL Protocols
Astroworld Tragedy/Kids Watching The News/Gravy
Recapping The Weekend/Aaron Rodgers/Plans For Death
Aaron Rodgers Has COVID/ The Dakota
Wingman Ryan/Drew Magary "in-studio!"
Chris Stanley's Sloppy Toppies
Halloween/Day Care
Ryan's Facebook/Baldwin/Inflation
Brian Laundrie Is Dead/Air Travel/Chucky
Brian Laundrie Updates/Best Places To Retire/Offices
App Tracking/Ricky Velez "in-studio"
Another Argument About Working From Home/The Cost Of Cruises
Exploring New Media/Ryan Goes To The Doctor
Mark's Uber Ride/Jon Gruden/Superman
Mark's Birthday/Ryan Has To Go To A Monday Wedding
Halloween
MFK/Taylor Swift & Politics/Thank You Notes/Aaron Lewis
Patriots v. Buccaneers/Key West Recap/Ride Alongs
Key West/Morning Shows/Simone Goes To The Doctor
Ryan's Terrible Outfit/Deuxmoi Interview
Fake Viral Videos and Bathroom Habits
Mark At The Apollo/Lingerie/Free Car
Pedestrian Dignity/School Board Mom
Ryan's Renovations/Videos From The Internet
Norm Macdonald/Met Gala/9/11 Remembrances
Ryan's Mouse House and Simone's First Birthday
Ryan Hates Columbus As Much As He Likes Chatting With Elton John
More COVID Shots/Ryan Exposes Himself (?), Candace Owens Refused Service
Chris Stanley Joins The Show
Planning For Labor Day/High School
Jeopardy EP/Societal Changes
Mark Gets A Drink For A Celebrity/Bomb Threats
Fantasy Football/Vaccines/Real Estate
How Did We Get Here?
Hurricanes/Dave Matthews/Andrew Cuomo's Dog
Going To See A Movie/Hotel Complaints
Field Of Dreams Sucks
Remembering Fez/Cover Bands
Family Guilt And Summer Jobs
Stories From The ER/Making Friends In The Suburbs
HellaMega Recap/Ryan Gets Food Poisoning
Space Jam: A Terrible Legacy
Andrew CuoNO
Mark Goes To Lollapalooza, Da Baby Does Not
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