All Episodes

S1E34: 19 Wives is Whatever, 20 is Too Many

S1E33: You’re a Pancake Now

S1E32: Hamza’s Hajj Part 2

S1E31: Hamza’s Hajj Part 1

S1E30: In the Mood for Love: Quizás, Quizás, Quizás (Movie Plug)

S1E29: Buying Drugs in Japan

S1E28: Shut the Hell up About Mario Maker

S1E27: Rango: A Great Movie that Looks Gross (Movie Plug)

S1E26: Nintendo’s a Scummy Company

S1E25: Is Nintendo Greedy or Revolutionary?

S1E24: This Sport is Really...White Based

S1E23: People Really Wanna Know What Whales Are Talking About

S1E22: Holes: From Zeroni to Heroni (Movie Plug)

S1E21: Almonds are Killing Millions of Bees

S1E20: Ed Sheeran Messed Up

S1E19: You Wasted 3 Cents of Milk

S1E18: The Godfather: Make a Rating, You Can’t Refuse (Movie Plug)

S1E17: Tragic Death Stories from The Grand Canyon

S1E16: How Hard is It to Cut a Canal?

S1E15: Your New AI Companion

S1E14: Shrek: This Movie Review Has Layers (Movie Plug)

S1E13: You’re a Terrible Person, I Get It

S1E12: Wikipedia - Now With Brainrot

S1E11: The Dead Internet Theory is Alive

S1E10: 12 Years a Slave: Best of the Best Theme Commence! (Movie Plug)

S1E9: Oddly Depressing

S1E8: We Owe KSI an Apology*

S1E7: It’s 2026 Baby

S1E6: We Are The Correct Type Of Biased

S1E5: The Polar Express: All Aboard! (Movie Plug)

S1E4: I’m Revoking Your Like Button

S1E3: Shoot First, Ask Questions Later, Ignore the Answers

S1E2: Reddit Moderator Goes Unhinged

S1E1: Fantastic Mr. Fox: Wes got that Fox in him (Movie Plug)

#INTEGER OVERFLOW:

#255: Frankenstein: Let us be Frank (Movie Plug) -enstein

#254: I Can’t Trust Google Translate Anymore

#253: Treasure Planet: The End of the 2D Era (Movie Plug)

#252: Awe-Dropping? More Like Ball Dropping

#251: Do People Care About the Spider-Man Suit?

#250: ChatGPT, Solve This Court Case

#249: Toy Story: What is this, a Story for Toys? (Movie Plug)

#248: The AI Special With a Hint of KPop

#247: Saudi Arabia’s Got That Bag

#246: Sometimes You Say Some of the Most Racist Stuf

#245: This One Knut Was Made In Singapore By Accident

#244: Psycho: Us Cinephiles Wouldn’t Hurt a Fly (Movie Plug)

#243: It Was Filled With Amazonian Women

#242: Depends on How Many Eyes You Rip Out

#241: Saudi Arabia now owns Pokémon Go

#240: Us: We Should’ve Made Our Tethered Watch It (Movie Plug)

#239: The Kid WILL Get Bullied

#238: Myth Busted: Humans Are Plants

#237: What Are Lemurs?

#236: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs: Just Give Us the Apple Already (Movie Plug)

#235: I Haven’t Paid off My Taco From Three Months Ago

#234: The Beacons are Lit!

#233: The Normal Fake AI People on Social Media

#232: The Worst Topic for an Audio Only Podcast

#231: Lawrence Of Arabia: A God Complex for the Ages (Movie Plug)

#230: There’s a Traitor Hosting This Podcast

#229: Nintendo is Anti-Consumer

#228: The Longest Kiss Has Been Discontinued

#227: Inception: Did we record or was it just a dream? (Movie Plug)

#226: Props to Humanity, Gamers Unite

#225: Alright, Relax Amuldeep

#224: Gamers are Misogynists or Whatever

#223: Who Framed Roger Rabbit: The Gang goes to ToonTown (Movie Plug)

#222: Super Bowl LIX Watch Party

#221: That’s a Twisted Type of Love

#220: They Can, in Theory, Recreate the World

#219: Megalopolis: The Greatest Dumpster Fire of 2024 (Movie Plug)

#218: It Would Kill a Person In a Heartbeat, Still Pretty Cool

#217: Are You Motivated to Brush Your Teeth in the Morning?

#216: Alooooooha, Time Sink!

#215: TxT Disbanding?? (Holiday Byte #4)

#214: I Think the Overdose is the Accident (Holiday Byte #3)

#213: 2024 World Chess Championship (Holiday Byte #2)

#212: I Have To Decide If We’re Friends Anymore (Holiday Byte #1)

#211: I’m Already So Good Looking, so It’s Whatever

#210: Personally, I Felt Betrayed

#209: I Love Food

#208: The End of Worlds 2024

#207: It’s Fun to Bash on This Thing

#206: That’s Not Good Enough, I Need Them Dead

#205: Hunter X Hunter Is Back Baby

#204: The Episode Where Hamza and Amuldeep Get Heated!

#203: How much would you pay for a wallpaper app?

#202: A Bougie Maldivian Honeymoon

#201: Year of Tolerance Going Strong

#200: I’m Married Now

#199: Imagine the Stuff the Government Doesn’t Tell Us

#198: His Villain Arc

#197: It’s So Poetic That We Lose on American Soil

#196: My Trip To Japan: The Weeb Pilgrimage

#195: You Can FINALLY Schedule Texts Now

#194: You're A Loser, Get Over It

#193: I Don’t Want to Be That Guy, but I Do Want to Be That Guy

#192: I Kinda Wish I Hated AI

#191: Maybe This Is Just the Desi Household Way?

#190: Nintendo’s No Announcement Announcement

#189: Who the F Do You Think You Are?

#188: Jim and Pam

#187: Is Motion Smoothing Worth It?

#186: It’s Cringe, But You Do What You Have To Do

#185: It Needs to Capture the Vibe

#184: I’m SO into Dark Mode

#183: Dune 2 Is a Cinematic Masterpiece

#182: You Can’t Call Us Liars

#181: No Homo, but Man Looks Good

#180: My Sister Told Me to Talk About Saranghoe

#179: The Guys Are Pretty Cute, ngl

#178: We Got Pizza and Froyo, No Homo

#177: I Work Hard for This Money Bro, Hecka Hard!

#176: The Time Sink Ramadan Special

#175: This Is the Stupidest Conversation We’ve Ever Had

#174: The Movie Was Very ArtEEst

#173: Vent Your Problems to Your AI Girlfriend

#172: Who Owns 2+2=4?

#171: Man, People Are Too Friendly

#170: I Wanna Make Fun of You So Bad

#169: AR Is Definitely the Future

#168: Not Only Are You Crazy, But …

#167: Didn’t Go as Well as I Hoped but It Went Way Better than I Expected

#166: You’re Basic If You Use Chrome

#165: Stuff We Can’t Even Mention on the Podcast

#164: The Better Award Show, You’ve Never Heard Of

#163: My Guy, This Entire Thing Is Cringe

#162: What Else Are You Hiding From Me?

#161: We Don’t Know How Much of It Is Actually Real Anymore

#160: Oh, I'm the Weirdo. Got It.

#159: All Roads Lead To Me

#158: Just To Clarify, I’m Mentally Stable

#157: Malicious Manipulative Evil

#156: I Thought It’d Be Nice For Us to Boo and Shame Them

#155: YouTube’s Solution Was to Just Nuke It

#154: Has Magnus Carlsen Lost It?

#153: Man, That’s Nostalgia

#152: This Disgusting Looking Thing? We Helped Make This

#151: One Piece Live Action Extravaganza: Part 2

#150: One Piece Live Action Extravaganza: Part 1

#149: That’s Usually How This Podcast Goes

#148: Sure He Got Defamed … But He Also Got Famous

#147: Proof the Simulation is Breaking Down

#146: Proof That Hamza Has Bad Tastes in Movies

#145: The Multiverse of the Spider-Verse

#144: This is the Death of Privacy, Let’s Go

#143: It’s Confusing, Complicated, and I Don’t Like It

#142: This Man Really Said Ephemeral

#141: I’ll Be Honest, No One Cares

#140: I Don’t Know Anything About Anywhere

#139: Tolerate Some Jankiness

#138: Look-Ahead Is the Idea Where You Look Ahead

#137: The Women Can’t Play with Men

#136: Yup, That’s Definitely a Burned Bridge Right There

#135: Do AIs Know if They’re Lying?

#134: The Voice in My Head Said It’s Rational

#133: Top 5 Is Just an Abstract Concept

#132: Listen Man, The Podcast's a Fever Dream

#131: It’s Understandable Even Though It’s Not Rational

#130: God Dammit, Here We Go Again

#129: I Didn’t Think It Would Be SO Immersive!

#128: Would You Give Up Success for Passion?

#127: They Don’t Want to Feel Bad All the Time

#126: We’re Losing Listeners as You Speak

#125: This Is a New Amuldeep Right Here

#124: I’ll Pay Attention When Someone Gets Slapped

#123: I Don’t Even Know How to Talk about It

#122: It Died Before It Even Lived

#121: Please Don’t Listen to This on a Flight

#120: Who's Your NewJeans Bias?

#119: But What about Your Soul?

#118: The Day I See an Ad on My Fridge, It’s Over

#117: This Feels Like a Story That’s Too Cute

#116: Take The Two Damn Seconds, Hamza

#115: We’re Doing This Live, Boy

#114: What a Diplomatic Answer, Geez

#113: Screw This, This Is Stupid I Hate This

#112: Stop Sticking AI Where It Doesn’t Belong

#111: The Best Credit Card - HC Card

#110: If You’ve Made It This Far… I’m Sorry

#109: The One Piece … Is Real!

#108: Trigger Warning: It’s about Genocide

#107: If You like Cute Anime Waifus …

#106: I’m Done Making Fun of This Thing I Want

#105: Tim3 Sync: Chores

#104: There Are No Trees In Belarus

#103: The World Contained in a Strawberry

#102: This Episode Speaks For Itself

#101: Ethnicity, Race, Nationality, CHESS

#00: The 100th Episode Special

#99: Brown Boys talking about AI, Crisp, Octane, Intricate, Sometimes Funny, Kawaii Desu

#98: You’ve Never Had a Lover, Have You?

#97: Do You Need to See It All to Know Your Thoughts?

#96: You Gotta Bestow Death On Someone Else

#95: All the Things All the Places All the Time

#94: We Didn't Pinky Promise

#93: We Have Breaking News, Well It’s Kind of Late Now

#92: I Still Can’t Tell If I’m Disappointed or Not

#91: I Feel Unsatisfied but Also Who Cares

#90: Don't Underestimate Human Malice

#89: We Don’t Really Know

#88: Or Maybe It's Just Drugs?

#87: Which Country Would You Even Move To? 🌏

#86: Elephants Are People

#85: I Want a Flip Phone iPhone, Please

#84: HIPAA Confidentiality? Screw That!

#83: Everything about This Is Awful

#82: Not Allowed! We Want Your Money

#81: Measure my Pupil Contractions, Senpai

#80: Is It Not Kind Of Racist?

#79: Unconditionally and Irrevocably Scared of Aphasia

#78: What Is This r/Place?

#77: Teslas Will Run on Salt

#76: 1,044 Chapters and This Is What We Get?

#75: El Rata Alada

#74: I’ll Trade My J-Hope for Your Jungkook

#73: Teslas Are Very Disappointing

#72: Gargantuan Go Gloriousness

#71: The Disappointing Return of NFTs

#70: Time Sync 2: Electric Boogaloo

#69: Is it Possible to Achieve Perfection?

#68: My Amuldeep Number is 1

#67: Why Is No One Asking the Question!?

#66: Minecraft’s 1 Trillion Views, Who Cares?

#65: The Price Paid for Free Information

#64: Hamza's Done with Arcane

#63: New Year, New Spider-Man

#62: Magnus Carlsen Craves Young Blood

#61: Cantankerous Chess Controversies

#60: An Internet Petition Actually Worked?!

#59: Don’t Let the Apps Define You Bro

#58: The True American Holiday: Black Friday

#57: The League of Legends Anime - Arcane

#56: We Need the Norwegian Team to Take Another Hit

#55: Meta, META, You Gotta Say It with a Little Pizzaz

#54: The Magic Word: K-Drama

#53: Political Technological Illiteracy

#52: Twitch Is Leaking to Death

#51: Is Danny Phantom a Ghost?

#50: AI Thinks Muslims Are Terrorists

#49: Pizza Is a Fact

#48: I'm Not a Weeb, Per Se

#47: They’ve Never Seen Them Mating

#46: I Don’t Know How It Works in the Clownfish Kingdom

#45: You Got Manipulated

#44: We Jump Topics Like a Gymnast

#43: How Racist Are Old People?

#42: You Wouldn’t Do Better Naked

#41: This Is My Marijuana

#40: My Dog’s a Murderer

#39: Time Sync 1

#38: He’s Racist Because He Drew a Cucumber

#37: Sue Me Michael, I Dare You!

#36: An Insurance Policy for Governments

#35: Death, Dream, Work

#34: It Depends on How Big the Fine Is

#33: It’s Locust Time 🚀🌌🌠

#32: What about Meth?

#31: Follow Up upon Follow Up Baby

#30: I Was Tickled 2 Days Ago

#29: But if it was Painted by an Autistic Turtle …

#28: Yahoo Answers Was My Boy

#27: Last episode! (April Fools)

#26: It's All Arbitrary

#25: Where in the spectrum between Hamza and Amuldeep does Arlin lie?

#24: These Games Aren’t Popping

#23: The Intricacies of Time, The Quality of Sleep, and … Touch Typing

#22: There Was So Much Blood 😱😯😣

#21: I Can Milk This

#20: Please Don't Cancel Us

#19: Root for the Underdog

#18: Why Bother With Humans?

#17: Movie Time! The Sequel

#16: Nothing is Original, Not Even This Episode

#15: Don’t Be Bad, Bears Will Eat You

#14: What Does English Sound Like?

#13: Warm and Soggy or Cold and Crunchy

#12: Record Breaking Episode

#11: 1 in 7 Trillion Chance

#10: How American of You

#9: Is this all a dream?

#8: A Game and a Half

#7: Sensitive Tears

#6: Are Dictionaries Art?

#5: Movie Time!

#4: Cruisin' Through Languages

#3: No Spoilers for the Title

#2: Doggie Theft

#1: This Podcast is Rated E

#0: This Was Way Heavier Than Expected