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Prometheus Prematurely Pansperms Primordial Planet!: Part 2

Prometheus Prematurely Pansperms Primordial Planet!: Part 1

Desert Dwellers of Far Harad "Storming" Umbar Actually Welcomed in by Black Numenorians

Tom and Stryder - 33 Beers Deep

Prince Imrahil Assures Wife He Still Looshes for Her Despite Babylonian Mishaps!

Japanese World Cup Fan Compares American BBQ to The End of Evangelion (1997)

Sean Strickland's Shire Visa Revoked After Comments Comparing Hobbit-men to She-dwarves!

Psychoactive Longbottom Key to Producing MK Ultra Assassins!

Frodo Unsheathes Sting: "Are You My Glowie?"

Never Fight a Land War in Easterlingia!

Epstein Revealed to be Mouth of Sauron in Cut Footage from LOTR

Sauron Surprisngly Missing From Epstein Files: "I'm evil but not that evil..."

Elves Drop Injera Rations In Favor of Lambas Bread!

Peaceful Shire & Yuletide Musings

Numenor Sinks Under New Immigration Policy!

Trump Goes Full Isildur!

Tom & Stryder's Special Two Parter Extreme! Part 2

Tom & Stryder's Special Two Parter Extreme! Part 1

Asymmetry vs. Symmetry - Keep Noticing!

RIP Iryna and Charlie Kirk

Trump Takes Golf Trips from Bullroarer Took!

Oliphaunts & Southrons - It's All So Tiring

Tom & Stryder Can't Stop Cooming!

Shietttt

Tom & Stryder Return, Again!

Fellowship Regrets Pippin's Bachelor Party in Bangkok!

Trump's Tariffs Hit Longbottom, Hobbits Come to Negotiate!

Hobbits Impose Counter Tariffs Despite no Charizard!

DOGE Audit Finds Sauron's Invasion Funded by Gondor!

Could the H-1B Save the Fellowship?

Chris Langan Describes Chipötle Tepe Model of the Universe! #gandalf

Trump Wins. Suck it, Sauron!!!

Gamgee Wins Landslide Victory, Vows to Dismantle NEXRAD!

Multiple Eruptions After Diddy Freak Off on Mt. Doom!

Lorien's Swans Disappear: Grey Elf Voodoo to Blame

Orc Mother & Child Granted Asylum in Númenor

RFK Jr Sails Vingilótë to Declare Trump Support to Valar!

Kamala Dons Best Bilbo Monster Face Ahead of Democratic Nomination!

Trump Adds Drones and Tulkas to Security Detail!

Senile Man Loses Debate to Old Forest Tree

Westward Elf Migrations Due to Climate Change, Study Says

Teleri Journey to Valinor Turns Into Pride March!

Noldor Vote Shifts to Trump After Guilty Verdict!

O.R.C. Raids Lead to Mass Retail Closures!

Vanyar Take Ivermectin on Journey to Valinor!

Elf Twins War Against Covid-19

Congress Sends Aid to Orthanc and Barad-dûr

Boatful of Dunlendings Crash Ashore and Go Vote Democrat!!!!

Easterling Complains About Representation in 100% Elvish Lothlórien!

Valar Summons Shenron and Wish for Spring of Arda

Galadriel Defeats MS-13

Thain of the Shire Drops DEI After Poor Harvest!

Huan's Last Words: "Blames Calamari Veins on Fourth Booster!"

Mîm Gives Taylor Swift Nauglamír at Superböwl!

DignifAI Used to Censor High Elf Bussy!

Nimrata Shows Eöl Bobs and Vagene: Loses NH!

Melkor Suspends Campaign, Flies to Davos!

Manwë Something Something Tunnels!

The Doom of Mandos: Trump 2024

Nienna Weeps for a Trump Sweep

Yavanna - Assange Rendezvous: Bobs and Vagene

Oromë Hunts Epstein's Client List!

Varda Shines Light on Degenerates in the Senate!

Ent Population Dwindling, Porn to Blame!

Aulë, Crafter of Kissinger?

Ulmo Did Nothing Wrong!

Gandolfuru the Yellow!!!

Palantíri Pepperoni Pizza!

Númenóreans: Left Nut Noticers?

Return of the Podcast (Kangz)... part 2!

Return of the Podcast (Kangz)!

Shire Halts Cheese Exports to West Farthing!

How Often Do You Think about Gondor?

Hordes of Southrons Displace the Rohirrim

Council of Mordor Relaxes Dress Code; Orcs Rejoice!

Ancient Aliens discovered in the Mines of Moria!

The Two Towers... and then that Third One Over There!

Barrow Wights and Crack Filled Nights

Glowies in the Shire.... part 2

Glowies in the Shire.... part 1

Ramswampy Variant Leads to Masking in the Shire

I Sit Beside the Fire and Think

Return of the Sky King

Hobbits Clot from Hot Shots!

The Cook's Body in Barry's Bywater

Gondor's Defenses Weakened by K-pop Influence!

Gilgamesh, the Last King of Númenor?

Sauron's Submarine Sinks in Search of Silmaril!

Stallions of Rohan Turned into Mares, Atrazine to Blame!

Did Helms Deep Berserkers Blow Up Kakhovka Dam?

Groin Hugging Tunics a Plot from Sauron!

How Bilbo Used his Tuck-it to Smuggle the Ring Back to the Shire!

Did The Hobbits Stage Their Summiting of Mt. Doom?

Southronds Flood Gondor's Southern Border!

AI Gandalf Defeats the Purpose of the Fellowship!

Gondor's Government Funded Media!

Top Reasons Why LOTR Was Real! Kangz Edition

Gondor Bans Uruk-hai from Female Restrooms

Sauron's AI Manipulates Opinion in The Shire!

French Protestors Burn Minas Tirith