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Is This Kissing Habit A Red Flag

The Worst Invention Of All Time

CONFESSION: I Hooked Up With The Wrong Twin

Don't Get Dumped In A Hot Air Balloon

WE ARE REBRANDING

TONI WENT ON DEAL OR NO DEAL

CONFESSION: The Worst Place To Get Dumped

She Waited Till He Was Dead...

Ryan Got a Perfect Score | FUNNIEST MOMENTS OF APRIL

Toni Found The Best Butter On Earth

Drivers Are Getting Worse

CONFESSION: I Hooked Up At A Funeral

Toni Tries LinkedIn Comedy (And Gets Banned)

Strippers Need To Stop Doing This

This Coincidence Will Break Your Brain

CONFESSION: Why The Wedding Got Cancelled

Toni Tries To Get You Off

Has Anyone Watched Baywatch More Than Toni?

Facts Every Adult Should Know

CONFESSION: I've Been Scamming My Friends For Years

Toni Tries Not To Miss Her Flight

This Swedish Word Means Hooking Up | LIVE FROM STOCKHOLM

DEBATE: What Is The Millennial Version of 6/7?

Is TONI A Better Kisser Than YOU?

Toni Tries To Be A Flight Attendant

WHAT% OF YOUR BFFS BODY HAVE YOU SEEN? | MOST REPLAYED OF March

LIVE FROM RIGA

Toni Has Broken The Law

CONFESSION: I Can NEVER Tell My Husband What Really Happened

Toni Tries Killing 12 Hours In The Singapore Airport

Who Shat In My Sister's Garden?

What Do You Call A Guy With One Foot?

A Radio Station Has Reached Out

Toni Tries To Craft Without Injuring Herself

The Worst Time For An Operation

A Snake in Toni's Shower

Toni's Colonoscopy Report

Google Thinks Toni is a Doctor

Ryan Pissing On A Bus

Does Your Boyfriend Have A List About You?

The 4 Types Of Friends

Toni Wants To Buy A Pinball Machine...

The Absolute Worst Time To Fart...

Deal Or No Deal Is Rigged?!?

The Nudie Truth About Orange Juice

We Found The Ultimate Car

Threesome On A Family Holiday | MOST REPLAYED FEBRUARY

We're Competing in the 2030 Winter Olympics

How To Turn On Your Dad

Brené Brown vs Cristiano Ronaldo

Reddit Relationship Hacks

Men's Razors vs Women's Razors

The Best Place For A Third Date

ANNOUNCING TONI'S HENS PARTY!!!!

Toni's Gatorade Taste Test

Ryan Thinks Toni Eats Ice Cream Wrong

Toni Witnessed A Plane Hookup

This Confession Evacuated A Hospital

Fire Alarm On The Gold Coast

This Facebook Group Is A Death Trap | Most Replayed January

We Found Out How Tall Toni Lodge Actually Is

Is This Australian Tradition Actually Rude?

Is the TikTok Gluten Hack Legit?

Ryan Shaved His Beard

Do NOT Eat This on a First Date

This Kid Can't Sleep Without His Axe

"I Cheated on My Pregnant Wife With Our Family Doctor"

Chris Pratt HATES Lemon, Lime and Bitters

Toni's Been Dumped

Don't Put This In Your A$$Hole (Please)

Toni Reviews Heated Rivalry

What Colour is Sprite?

Business Class Is a Scam (Here’s Why)

Don't Have A One Night Stand On Christmas Eve

Come To Fiji With Us!!!

Toni Needs A Colonoscopy

Best Normal Or Nahs of 2025

Juiciest Confessions of 2025

Best Of Toni and Ryan Podcast 2025

We Won 1,586 Things This Year

The Embarrassing Thing No One Admits

Never Use TINDER at Family Christmas

Have Pet Owners FINALLY Gone Too Far?

Episode #1000

How NOT To Behave At A Hotel Pool

Spying On Your Friends With A Burner Account

Spreading Jizzmas Cheer

The One Thing You Need For Your Bathroom

Why Everyone Should Buy A Toyota Camry

Toni's Back In Hospital

How We Decorate Down Under

Eye Popping Ya Pets

Hot Girls Love Hot Chooks

Deranged Rules Your Parents Invented

Don't be THIS GUY at a Concert

We Have Lost Our Pants

Surprise In The Back Of Her UBER

The Underbelly Of The Knitting World

The Top 4 Guys In The World

The WINNER of the GOLDEN TICKET TARPer

Exposing The Darkside Of The Muffin Industry

Would You Hook Up With A Customer?

Kicked Out of Facebook HQ

The 2nd Worst Movie Of All Time

We Found Google Maps’ Hidden Adventure Mode

The Flight Attendant vs Lasanga

The Communal Budgie Smuggler

Protein Milk Revelations

Solving the 12 Month Mystery

Proof Kids See Ghosts

The Curse Of Travel Tattoos

The Most Hilarious Doctors Note

Toni's PowerPoint Pitch

The Weirdest Thing In Your Algorithm

The Most Humiliating Gym Crush Fail

The Hottest Grandpa Ever

Weeing In A Onesie

She Got It In But Couldn't Get It Out

The Sexiest Text Ever Sent

THE GOLDEN TICKET TARPer

Why You Should ALWAYS Knock First

What Men Do When They're Alone

A Confession From A Celebrity

Falling At A Funeral

A Strawberry Scandal

Why Being LATE Is Better

Hasta la vista loser

Lazy, Crazy or Genius?

🌽 Hardcore Corn 🌽

The Most Ridiculous Licenses in the World

The Day I Lost My P€ni$

Why This $5 Rule Actually Works

Poo money, poo problems

Ryan Celine Dion Jon Dunn

What to do when you're sick

A bumcrack stroke from heaven

Farting In Front Of Your Partner

Australians Discover Rainforest Cafe

Poopin' On A Plane

Caught Naked In The City

The Rules For Travelling With Friends

Toni vs the US Health Care System

Toni Has Broken Her Foot

What Your Phone Says About You

What JILL ZARIN and TONI LODGE have in common

Toni At The Skatepark

Hard Snake On A Plane

Toni Forgot To Shave Something

LIVE from our Boat Party!!!

Slippery Dolphins and Mother Teresa (not the same story)

SUN and SUNGLASSES: A Conspiracy

Sneaky Sexy Single Mum

Accidentally Naked

Spider in the Studio

Banned from Babysitting

Who's The Toughest TARPer?

Kissing a Celebrity

Ryan Hates an Aussie Classic

5 Ways To Be Cool

Do You Have a Sex Map?

Crime In A Toyota Yaris

Friendships That Actually Make You Happier

Best Place To Find A Boyfriend

CAUGHT RED HANDED in the REARVIEW MIRROR

Who's The Father? (and other Astrocartography Map Findings)

The Naked Truth About Public Showers

Dying for a Dim Sim

Confessions of a Substitute Teacher

The Predictive Text Challenge

TARPaTHON 3: Three-cap

Make it✨Fancy✨

Sodastreams In The Bedroom?

How Many Horses?

Official Podcast Protocol

Communal Work Fridges

We Try Your Pregnancy Craving Meals

DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE

Famous Last Words

Popcorn, Spew, And Sperm

Buying a VACCUM and also in the BEDROOM

IN TROUBLE AT SCHOOL

BYO Frozen Nuggets

Our Thoughts on TARPaTHON 3

Friends With Benefits

Toni Lodge Queen Of Jokes

Father Of The Year

Charlotte's Website

Friends should ALWAYS do this

You know you're a PARENT when ...

Don't Yuck my Yum Cha

Signs Of A Midlife Crisis

Raw Dogging in Public

Walking Bacon and Ugly Babies

How to claim things on tax

"This trip has gone perfectly"

The Jizz Festival

Snoop vs Toni's Boobs

How stiff are you?

Toni Reveals Her Safeword

Fill 'er up little momma

AFTER THE WEBBYS!!!!

Not Saving Private Ryan

Don't Go In The Dental Van

Unwaxed and Unapologetic

Toni and Ryan's Blind Date

That's Not My Goat

Webby's Voting Scandal

Toni Had A Busy Weekend

Unexpected Wedding Day Side Quests

The Yung Gravy of One Woman Shows

I Love a Plump Honey Eater

The Straw On The Camel's Back

MasturBatemen's Bay

Toni Spent HOW MUCH on Another New Hobby?

Altitude Thiccccness

Bathers As Underwear

Toenails and Thongs

The FIVE MILLION DOLLAR Best Friend Test

Shoutout to Midwives

Run for a Rotisserie

Spit Roast Toni

One Single Jimmy Can

NAKED SURPRISE for the Delivery Driver!

A Vlogging Star Is Born

Are you Ruining Your Sex Life?

WHO USED A FAKE ID?

Two Quirky Birds

Life Changing Air-fryer Cleaning Hack

H**d J*bs at the Cinema

Toni Has NEVER Kidnapped Anyone

Another Woolworths Scandal

Raw Doggin' for a Discount

The Simpsons Are Hiring

Beware of Teenagers

Toni's Sexy Photo Shoot

A Diabolical Slut

Putting the HOE in Hobart

5 Sneaky Ways to Skip Work

Hierarchy of Sinks

Revoking Creative Licenses

Twelve Dollar Date

A True Dishwashing Tablet Crime

A YouTube Apology

The Local Council vs Ryan Jon Dunn

Group Assignment Drama

White Powder Confession

Toni's Kmart Kalamity

A Huge Exclusive Announcement

An extra C in the room

The Most Perth Story

We've Yucked Someone's Yum

Three Mystery Women

How Rich People Eat

The Loud, Chatty, Quirky Friend

Chaos At The Costco Food Court

Secret Money and Secret Honey

$2M Crocs

New Years Resolution Fails

Freelancing in a Massage Chair

Something Hard In Me Pocket

Whoopsy-doo, here comes my goo!

Toni Needs Support

The Worst IKEA Hack Ever

Post Dental Dairy

Damaged But Doable

Grandpa's Spicy Secret

LIVE from Toni's Couch!

Horrible Haircut Regrets

Condom In A Pillowcase

Toni Has Scraped Meta Data

Farts in Jars for Cash

A Professional Start To The Week

Spiders vs Australians

Wide Slots and Thick Cuts

A Six Pronged Podcast

A TARPer In Hollywood

Ryan's Second Biggest Mistake

The Truth About Captain Feathersword

Tonguin' Things at the Organic Cafe

American Toni

LinkedIn and in the Bedroom

Personality Hire

Ridiculous Lies People Got Away With

Sexiest Name Ever

Cancel Mince Pies

Scandal from Scotland

twenty twenty thrive™️

Rogue Secret Santa Gift

James Cameron's Titantic Secret

What Is Beethoven's Favourite Food?

How To Make A Podcast

Single Bells At Christmas

Accidentally Horny

Breakfast of Champions

The Underbelly of Maddington Coles

Ryan Jon Crocodile Fundee

Radio Ryan

Don't Do This When Parking

Hollandaise at a Funeral

Milk and Meatballs

The Search For My Birth Mother Is Over

A Warm and Welcoming Oesophagus

If You Laugh You're A Horrible Person

Toni Delivers Semen

Toxic Old $lut

HeliCOCKter? I hardly know 'er!

Fire Up Those Thighs

Neighbourhood Scandals Revealed!

It's Not Dull Because of the Crime

Poo Positive Workplace

Tight 5 at a Funeral

Jiminy Jones, Giuliana!

Boomer Complaints

The Cadillac of Jelly Beans

Martha and Marie

A One Woman Show of Chaos

Friends Who Google Together...

Weirdest Drive Through In The World

Nutbush at the Supermarket

The Great Debate

The Wicked Witch of Reservoir

Let's get Lizzie

Don't Do This At Your Friend's House

Toni Has a New Bad Boy

WARNING: The Most NSFW Episode Yet

Not a dry 🍆 in the house

The Worst Tour Guide

We Purchased Orgasmatrons

MSYLTT (Make sure you listen to this)

Dr Toni Strikes Again

Porn In Your Pocket

Hittin' the Side of a Tarago

Don't Make This Mistake With Your Family

Don't Do This in a Short Dress

TARP vs Dolly Parton

Ryan's Rejection

Pros and Cons of Permanent Jewellery

The Most UPSETTING Combinations

Good News for Malaysian TARPers

Stick My Sock in a Generator

Ya Best Friend's Mum

Kissing Your Accountant

Penn Badgley Has Ruined Technology

Toni's Wet Mouth

Dull Envelope Chat

Shareholders Meeting (Oct '24)

Cross-legged on a Toilet

Ridiculous PARTY TRICKS (That'll Make You Laugh)

Ready to get Bready

260,000 nipples (give or take)

LENergy

Toni is a Cereal Killer

EXPOSING Scary Family Traditions

Dental Gynaecologist

Ryan's parking lesson

Your Mum's Porno

The Dullest Podcast

When Toni Almost Got Married

Who's our favourite magician?

DIY Toni Returns

Right Hole, Wrong House

Secret Family Recipes

The Chicken Wing Scale

The Swiss Army Knife of Overachievers

Seven Rotisserie Chickens

BatPersons

Human Grade Podcast

Pashing in the driveway

Airdrop with caution

Puss on Parade

Saucy Sibling Secret

Tears On A Plane

Power To The People

Toni's Gash

High Tea Hijinks

The Local Pasta

Live From London!

The Seniors Semen Circuit

When we were THREE

Streaming From A Wedding

The Skin Of 52 Chickens

Don't Mention Mum's Affair

One Finger Is Enough

We're throwing a party

Ryan gets BONED

Rock Bottom Toni

Why Do Funerals Make Us Horny?

TARPaTHON 'Til Gold FINALE

Hazelnut vs Vanilla

Oui Oui on Toni

Toni at the Church Retreat

House Party In Reservoir

Bootleg Maggie Beer

Yung Gravox

Never Entertain Sexy Women

Pro Pickle Podcast

Wristy from an Ox

Two Girls One Book

BJ's Seen a Ghost

Funeral Photoshoot

Big Bin Brouhaha

Neighbourhood Cheating Scandal

The Entertainment Book

Toni's Bean

Tori and Riley

We're On Netflix

Kindergarten Confessions

8 Sausages in a Bag

Ryan's Sweet Relief

Tiny Little Sweet Baby Jesus

A Statement About Orange Juice

Lord Of The Wings

Toni Can't Say Tits

Brakes on a Plane

LORE and Order

Girls Only Want One Thing

A Sucking System

Problems With Your Ring

Toni DUMPS Ryan

Should She Call the Cops?

Gurnin' for a Sternin'

Low Key Flex

The Health and Wellness Podcast

Rude at a Wedding

The Wrong Toy

55 Gallons of Lube

Grandma's Facebook Warning

Jizzy Rascal

WARNING: An Appendage Heavy Show

The 'M' Word

Toni's Wedding Shoes

Coincidence On A Honeymoon Cruise

Lodge vs Streisand

Falling over at the pub

Confession from a Counsellor

Having a whale (of a time)

Toni's Top 6

Kim Kardashian At The Bank

We've All Been PRANKED

New Anxiety Unlocked

Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzup

0408 Royalty

Sophie Got Dumped

Tea For Your Tradie

The Cardigan's Biological Mother

Mabel's Trophy

The Love God

Supermarket Crime Syndicate

The Big Magnet In The Sky

Mr 3pm

Lip gloss in the wind

Aussie Slang pt 347

Normal or nArj Barker

Live Laugh Laundry

Grandpa Ruined Christmas

Weekend At Bernice

Duck Duck Goose

The Origins Of Teabagging

Toni's First Joke

Glory in Kentucky

First Time Tonguer

Barefoot at a Nightclub

Apologies To The Ikea Guy

Toni and Ryan Wife Swap?

The Semen Demon

The Grim Sweeper

Hypothetical Party Foul

My other boyfriend's a microwave

Toni on Trial

Monster Mail Mixup

Putting the ORAL in Moral

Fish and Gems

Charcuterie Board of Hobbies

Hellboy Horn Dog

Toni is a prodigy

Sugar TARPer

Whose LION is it anyway?

Limping on a Birkenstock

Big Lunch is a Scam

Is Toni Calm In A Crisis?

Most Dangerous Ways to Have Sex

Angela White and the Identical Twins

Ryan vs Technology 5.0

Raise The Ruth

Toni is a Bottom

Ryan's Threesome

The Girl That's NOT In Veep

It's an Assh🍑le Heavy Show

NEIGHBOURHOOD PUSSY

The End of Toni and Taubs?

1800 DELI BITCH

This Episode Expires In 24 Hours

What Keeps You Up At Night?

Tinder Confessions

Old Aussie Clint

Everything's Bigger in Texas

The Boomer Bell

Hard (for) Rubbish

Toasty McToast Face

Toni and Ryan (Taylor's Version)

Bleeding From The 🍑

Hiding Food From The Kids

Worst Valentine's Ever

Dating An Only Fans Performer

Hakuna My-Tata's

Baaaad To The Bone 🦴

Toni's Sister's V Card

Hard D🍆cks and Aeroplanes

Caught On Camera

Jessica BieLT

WE ARE BACK IN LOCKDOWN

Cunny Funts

Ghost In The Bedroom

Neighbourhood Bin Drama

Burgers In The Bath

Bogans in Barthelona

A Prop Heavy Episode

Mabel's First Word

CornChub Data

Toni Gets Hustled PT423

Your Customer Service Voice

Toni vs Gen Alpha

Divorcing Your Brother

Hello You Beautiful Thing

The Water in Vegas

The Nine Month Cruise

Stop Hating On Haters

New Year, New Toni (again)

THROWBACK: Shoe Box Emergency

THROWBACK: Slapping A Seagull

THROWBACK: Tinder In Italy

THROWBACK: The Love Bite

THROWBACK: A Plug For Kayla

THROWBACK: Craziest Coincidences

THROWBACK: Alone At A Checkout

THROWBACK: Return Of The Mash

THROWBACK: The Naked Number Two

THROWBACK: The Suzuki Scam

IT'S TARP CHRISTMAS! 🎄

Ryan The Cultural Influence

incestry.com

JCE (James Corden Energy)

Airport Security Queen

Toni the Bad Neighbour

Sharing Lotto Winnings

Dick Whisperer Lodge

Tree Change Toni

The Titanic Test

White at a Wedding

Ryan's Three Ways

Clam to Fame

Socks On A Plane

The Shackles That Are Holding You Down

The Divider That Divides The Nation

Toni Calls The Cops

What Toni Saw On Ryan's Phone

Weapons Of Maz Destruction

Submissive Ryan At The Barber

Facetime In The Bathroom

Spit or Swallow?

Toni's Been To Hollywood

Bent Over A BlackJack Table

TARPers TIE THE KNOT

Six Degrees Of Impossible Kathy Bates

Toni Got Hustled

The Jukebox Of The Family

You Love To See It Marathon

Backhanded Compliments

Toni's Legal Team

Female Skeleton

The Flight Attendant's Script

CORNspiracy

The Story Of Paige's Wedding

3PM VS 3AM

Get A Bowl B!tch

The FBI is coming

Best Friend Status

Dating Your Partner's Friends

Taubs Has A New "Friend"

Toni and Ryan on KISS CAM

Drinking Makes You Clever

The Wrong Catchphrase

Bank Heists and Homewares

Toni's Heartbreak

Eating Like An Animal

Taking A Bag To School

Sharpiest Tool In The Shed

We ❤️ Clit Lit

Welcome Toni's Sister

Don't Do This When Naked

All Mums Are Liars

JalaPeñis 🌶️

Teenage Emo Toni

AI TAKES TARP

My Family Eats Out

Toni Speak No Americano

Shuck 'N' Suck

Ryan Realises he's Rong

The BEST time to have sex

Ryan's formal complaint

DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR PARTNER

A Fanny Holiday

What's 🔥 but soon to be 💦

Pray For Pool Noodle

The Problem With America

Toni did AN4L

TONlyFans

Koffee + Plantz

Drive-In Toni

Christmas in September

As Per Stephanie

AI Confessions

Toni's Travel Show

Grandma's Revenge

Big Lights Are Cancelled

Finding 🍑 Photos 🍑 Of Your Mum

Lighting Up the Lodge

THROWBACK: Toni the Wing(wo)man

THROWBACK: Parking Hacks

THROWBACK: Stuck in the Foam

Atentiun to detale

Raising A Narcissist

How Tall Will Your Child Be?

Say No To Airport Pick Ups

Raw Doggin' Ham

WTF is British Pizza?

Deli Prankz

Soy to Sushi Ratio

Core-gasms and Bus Boners

We lost and we're lashing out

CROSS YA FLAPS FOR THE TILLIES!

Gadgets in Ryan's bedroom

This episode is... shit

When can you CANCEL a wedding?

Public Wank Blanket

Victims of Accidental Boners

Drive By Gaslighting

The Greatest Postie Ever

Multiple On The Go

IT'S SO HARD

Toni went to an 18th birthday

Dog Sh!t Calamity

UnAustalian Behaviour

Jumping on the bandwagon

You iPhone Horoscope

The Globe of Death

BIG TEA

Reservoir Dogs

Solve This MysterKEY

Mashies Update

SponTONIous Lodge

TwinFessions

It Needs To Be Bigger

Toni's Nudie Run

Hurtin' Ya Hairdresser

Fifty Hour LOLS

LIVESTREAM FINALE

Unspoken Instagram Law

La Dolce Work Trip

It Runs In Toni's Family

To Fly Kick Or Not To Fly Kick

Toni Admits She Was Wrong

How To Call A Radio Station

Salt in the wound

Toni's Safeword

Ocean's Thir-Toni

Netflix Announces WifeMode

We all have that friend...

To cancel or not to cancel

The Most Bullshit Yet

British Lass

TARPers vs SWIFTIES

Ryan Jon Legend

Something In Your Eye

Kayla / Kate / Katela

Growlers

Shareholders Meeting June 2023

Size Does Matter

Pillow Talk

It's A Family Show

The Blessed Virgin

Scamcelled

Another 'Toni' Purchase

Launching George Foreman

Toni's Been Fired

Ghosts Of Toni's Past

Taubs Is A Liar

Toni's New Job

Sandwiches In Milk

Mashies Lodge

THROWBACK: Parking ya car and in the bedroom

THROWBACK: Aussie Sayings

THROWBACK: Your Poop Soup Stories

THROWBACK: Binge Watching Warning

THROWBACK: Taking someone's food

THROWBACK: At the Deli and in the Bedroom

THROWBACK: Toni's Dryer

THROWBACK: Toilet Drama

THROWBACK: Phone Faux Pas

THROWBACK: Breakup Tales

IT'S GO TIME!

Hot N Cold

BONUS: ALISON ROMAN SURPRISE!

Toni's Public Statement

A Boys Look

Would You Use A She Wee?

Judging From The Sidelines

Letting Children Win

Winners Of Medical Comedy

Red Eye Toni

Toni's... Husband?

Who Cut The Cheese?

WE'VE SEEN IT ALL

The Worst Hustle

Scone Scandal

Ryan's Massive Cough

Losing Your V Card

Yawn Fingering

Flyin' Jon

Not Tunnel Brothers

The Best Weekend Of The Year

Where are we at with VAPING

Toni Has To Move

Vicious Rumour

Toni Spewed On A Stranger

Hoovering The Duvet

The Caped Thumb

12 month buns

Toni Is Not A Bird Guy

The Burns Unit

Be Part Of History

When Ryan dies...

Threeway Confessions

Toni's Audition

Caught Bitching At Work

The final SUPdate

Pumped full of vitamins

We Both Have COVID

Unfiltered Advice

Save the planet for $1

The Craziest Coincidence Of All Time

Spreading Grandma At The Pub

Ryan and Cam start a band

Braless Toni

Cheersing Food

The Worst Time To Order Food

Harrowing Tale From A Rich Shoe Shop

Small Town Quiz

Toni's Instant Dream Home

Normal or ToowoomNAH

Ryan's A F*ckhead

Confessions Cut Short

Find Brittney!

Tea, Toast & Tablets

Kendall Jenner vs Photoshop

Post Office Beef PT247

Wet For Life

Every High School Had This

SUP Negotiation

Are we keeping you up?

The Honest Hairdresser

Ginuwine Food Lovers

Is Toni Having An Affair?

Broken Promises

Toni's Break Up

Customer Service Venom

Honesty Hour

Toni The Medical Miracle

Ryan's BDE

Wanking At Work

Genius or Nah

ACTUALLY anonymous confessions

Hot Fun Garbage Recap

SUPdate

Ryan the Wedding Crasher

Arts and Crafts To The Rescue

Questions About Australian Food

Parents vs PAWrents

Dump The Boy, Keep The Hoodie

Toni Has Bad News

Anxiety for the win

Ryan's Gets Cake Shamed

Toni's Adulting Porn

Huge Load vs Strong Build

What is a radish?

Toni's PAWfect Christmas

Ins and Outs

THROWBACK: Brigitte and Taubs CO-HOST!

THROWBACK: London Sex Injuries

THROWBACK: Bunnings and in the Bedroom

THROWBACK: Is Toni a bogan?

THROWBACK: Ryan the sexy influencer

THROWBACK: How to use SOAP

THROWBACK: Camping and in the Bedroom

THROWBACK: When were you wrong?

F**ked Fact Finale

End Of Year Wrap Rap

Is Ryan Ready?

0 to 100 Toni

I love your body

Party Mums

Toni VS Gen Z

Ryan VS Boomers

At a Theme Park and also in the bedroom

2023 Lineup Announcement

Eatin' Out Ya Mum

Toni's Car Club

The Fun Police

How To Hook Up This Christmas

Ryan's Bad Altitude

Toni's New Boyfriend

Unsolved Mysteries

ANYTHING for a Tinder Date

At the Bank and in the Bedroom

RYAN'S SPARE PANTS

Shitting on Billy Rae Cyrus' chair

Maddy loves Ronald McDonald

Replacement buses are the WORST

At Starbucks and in the bedroom

Ryan's Double Bagging

Toni Drives Like Carla Conte

Toni Has News

Feedback, Apologies and Explanations

Moving House and in the Bedroom

More Google Translations

How To Stop Men Hitting On You

A Supportive Safe Space

Call Me On My Car Phone

At the airport and in the bedroom

TONI TO THE RESCUE

Ryan's new LUST for life

The Best Pickup Line

Sniffing Strangers

At the vet and in the bedroom

Public Vasectomies

Is Ryan A Jerk #169

Toni's Mum Would Be Proud

Komedy Karens

On the Construction Site and in the Bedroom

Are you keen for pres?

Travelling with Keys

Pulling Off A Backpack

Borrowing A Plunger

At The Pub And In The Bedroom

Toni was right, Ryan was wrong

Who's The Father?

Dirty Dishwasher

WILL THEY OR WON'T THEY

BEDROOM and also in the BEDROOM

Jizz in the Jeep

Flapped Toni and Stoned Ryan

THROWBACK: Normal or Nah

THROWBACK: Audio Queen

Videos Games and in the Bedroom

Heather Wins The Break Up

Suburban Dad Explains Australia

Snot in the Sink

You've been TONI'D!

In a hotel and in the bedroom

Acting like a Carla Conte

Holding Ryan's Pen🍆s

We're Expecting!

Caught bitching about Ryan

Playing Tennis and in the Bedroom

The Laziest Dog Owners

Toni Lodge - Public Nuisance

Party at the front, Boner in the back

Audio Queen vs Tennis Moans

At a concert and in the bedroom

DVD's on Display

Boiz with backwards caps

Is this still available?

Toni Throwing Cash

Makin' a cuppa and also in the bedroom

Why Australia is better than the USA

Scandal at the Sushi Train

Are water filters a scam?

Exclusive Audio from JLo's Wedding

In a Tattoo Studio and in the Bedroom

Ryan trying to be funny

BONUS: Hunted winner and an INCREDIBLE story

How To ALWAYS Get A Parking Spot

Porn in an Uber

Hey, I'm splootin' here!

At a call centre and in the bedroom

How has Toni lodge ruined your life?

Toni and the Feds

Toni + Mixtape = 💦

UPDATE - Phalanges on a Flight

Wingwoman Toni

Compliment or Creepy

What did you do for d🍆ck?

Foam Pit VS Toni

Back-Fin Boys

Firefighters in ya bedroom

The Devil's Lettuce

Ryan: The People's Champion

Don't leave Dave on hold

Hankering for a Hollandaise

On a boat and in the bedroom

Flapped, favours and footy

A warning for binge watchers

4 Star Review

Wet cash from a sock

At a BBQ and in the bedroom

A surprise phonecall

What gives you BDE?

Reasons to dump someone

Ryan's in a bad mood

At the beach and in the bedroom

AN ANNOUNCEMENT

Bridezilla Karma

A warning for printer owners

The whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

In the warehouse and in the bedroom

Shagging in a hotel

Roadtrip Horror Stories

I didn't wanna call a plumber...

Ryan's Mum's Mattress

At the office and in the bedroom

Aussie Language Lesson

Audio Queen VS Emergency Circumcision

Giant Farewell Cards

At McDonalds and in the bedroom

An instagram divorce

Frappe Update

Our worst episode yet

Pranks Gone Wrong

The best rapper of our generation

Ye Olde Pickup Lines

Cheesey Stringer on the Toilet

Mortadella? I hardly know her!

Is Ryan coming on too strong?

💦 on the highway

The ultimate sacrifice

At the basketball + in the bedroom

Vegan at Karen's Diner

A surprise for Toni

Post Coital Hunger

At Bunnings and in the Bedroom

Pulling out is not an option

Shareholder Update - from Hollywood

The Hierarchy of Communication

Single Toni

On Election Day and in the Bedroom

Semen Sample

Victims of Medical Comedy

Ryan fisting at work

Camping and in the Bedroom

The truth about Chicken Wings

TARP Shareholder Meeting

Illegal jokes

DITCH YOUR UNDERWEAR

In the Courtroom & in the Bedroom

Audio Queen VS Kebab

Hookup Helpers

An adult purchase

At the Hairdresser and in the Bedroom

Best way to fight with your partner

THROWBACK: On a Zoom Meeting and in the Bedroom

THROWBACK: At Dinner and also in the Bedroom

THROWBACK: In Hospital and in the Bedroom

THROWBACK: At a Funeral and in the Bedroom

Ryan is FLAPPED

Saying Sorry

On a Cruise and in the Bedroom

BIG POPCORN

Don't piss off a locksmith

Peeing on Christian Hull

On the Farm and in the Bedroom

We complained to the manager

Is Toni cheating?

Buying a ringtone

Who's pressing Toni's buttons?

Fabulous Dog VS Audio Queen

Do you smell what Laroq is cooking?

Undoing Toni's bra

Ryan's karma

Don't mention the towel!

Ryan's shrinkage

Sexy music and Gorilla groans

Who gets custody of the dog?

You won't believe it's not law!

The milk of Toni Lodge

Pet VS Partner

Is it too late to Wordle?

Thanks for coming... On my face

The best breakups

Harrowing Haircut

How NOT to eat an Apple

Testing Toni

F@#$!% PHYLLIS!

Death on a date 💀

How to choose what to have for dinner

Working with Dizzee Rascal

Cosplay at the gas station

The Pork Sword

The Dessert Police