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1

Presidential Bore-off

2

Living in Antarctica

3

REVIVAL section

4

Last Bugle of the Decade

5

Tough Winter Ahead!

6

Penis on Roof

7

Update on Syria

8

Royal Round-up

9

Happy Independence Day!

10

Petroleum News Now

11

Ding Dong

12

DUDES News

13

How to Earn a Bugle F**kulogy

14

THE SEA

15

What the F**k just happened?

16

Start Your Engines!

17

Tensions growing in the Middle East

18

Top Story this week! Ceasefire in the Middle East

19

It’s getting hot, hot, HOT!

20

Live Stream Special

21

2020 Review Leftovers

22

Our 150th Anniversary since relaunch!

23

Robert Mugabe on the brink of losing his own rigged election!

24

USA swears “We Don’t TORTURE”

25

Presidential Race Update

26

Guantanamooooo!

27

America is still at war with itself

28

The Celebrity Insurrectionist to face charges

29

Fidel Castro steps down

30

2017 Awards!

31

It’s 2022, remember that year?

32

Question Mark?

33

Freedom!

34

Fox News Lied?!

35

EVEN more on Brexit!

36

Finland is just too happy!

37

ANOTHER Election?

38

FIRE!

39

The End of the Italian Scalian

40

Money, Money, Money, MONEY!

41

The Ukrainian Referendum

42

2019 Election Special!

43

Cyprus is in Trouble

44

Britain is F**ked (special 15th Anniversary live shows)

45

Viral MEGA Smash!

46

Wake up! Berlusconi just been punched in the face with a ceramic cathedral

47

A Crimean identity crisis

48

Wikipedia Blackout

49

Guess who’s back, back again!

50

Happy Death-aversary

51

The ‘F’ Rating

52

One Hundred and Eighty!

53

What is America’s red line?

54

Worst Comeback EVER

55

Bush brings chaos to the Middle East

56

The Sistine Chapel: The Original PornHub

57

Satan Destroys America!

58

Appendage

59

Zelensky's Tight Sixteen

60

Daddy Daddy, Please Don't Leave

61

Ou Est Le Buffoon?

62

What's that *** Doing?

63

Geertcha

64

Tony The Tiger Rest In Peace

65

Dirty bankers

66

Deep Space 9

67

More Mayhem

68

Obama gives Brown a rubbish gift

69

Australians touching the Queen

70

Sark finally gets democracy

71

Goal!

72

Joe the plumber Vs Barack Obama

73

Theresa May's ruined leopard print

74

Know Us By Our Knobbly Fruit

75

Will China rule the world?

76

Greek Tragedy

77

Vote-ageddon

78

Goodbye George Bush and Hello Barack Obama

79

World Leading Content

80

Volcano love

81

Empire Strikes Back

82

Platypus on the Menu

83

Zelensky’s Tight 16

84

Beauty & the Beast

85

Boris Breaks the News Cycle.

86

The Final Billion Years

87

The World’s Most Charming Coup

88

Cox and Butts and old Bread Rolls

89

White Noise

90

The hottest Bugle ever!

91

Texas(shole) Ted

92

Vice Signalling

93

SCOMO versus ALBO

94

Brexit Is Just Shellfish

95

Satan Takes the Moral High Ground

96

Beast Modi

97

Spready Mercury

98

Covidioms, Carson, the Hand of God

99

Musk Be Joking

100

Arm in Armageddon

101

When The E-Shed's Rockin'

102

Dibs on Jacinda

103

Who? Liz Truss!?

104

AUKUS Gets Awkward

105

Covidioms, Carson and the Hand of God

106

Trump Takes a Mulligan

107

Flare in the Derrière

108

Randy Economy

109

Official Coronavirus Survival Guide

110

Everything Must Go!

111

You Musk Be Joking!

112

Russian Doll

113

Message To You Rudy

114

New Year’s Revelations

115

Black Holes and Brexit

116

Does Boris think he’s Scarface?

117

Five Year Piggiversary

118

Nazi Game Shows

119

Not Enough Boffins

120

Putin The Tooth In

121

Joe Biden’s Solution

122

Space Jam

123

Nationalise Human Trafficking

124

Below the Belt

125

The Valentines Special

126

Read the bible, capeesh?

127

A vector of disease

128

Love Letters

129

Mourning Has Broken

130

Terra Firma Warriors

131

The Future Is The Past

132

Arm all the drag queens

133

Ketchup!

134

Ross and Rachel

135

The President is not a gremlin

136

Good guys win elections!

137

Space Force

138

A Dutch Village

139

Celebrate Forgery

140

Falwell That Ends Well

141

Boris Babies

142

Kashmir versus Brexit.

143

The Bots Have Won

144

Smelly Death Birds

145

Trump Too Nasty Even For Covid

146

So Many Holes

147

Mad Mike Versus Science

148

Mature Grown Up Politics

149

Fart The Police

150

Truth isn't Truth

151

Ecuadoh!

152

Britain in Crisis (Live!)

153

Megotiations

154

Bullwinkle

155

On the wAI Out

156

That’s a Big Cow!

157

A Long Tradition of Sedition

158

Fledgling season

159

What does 'massacre' mean?

160

SpaceCats: The Search For Merch

161

Two star review for this year's Queen's Speech

162

Clipart news

163

Relationships Special

164

Brexcitement!

165

America Special

166

Trump and the motto of Brexit

167

Panda Time

168

Your Biggest Fears

169

Octopuses on drugs

170

Grafting Harder Than Ever Before

171

Bear Sick

172

WAP (Who Appoints Presidents?)

173

Common Ground With Osama

174

Are we key workers?

175

The Experiment is Complete

176

Donald's a Bugler

177

Oil Never Do It Again

178

Let's talk about peace, baby

179

2019 in review (if only we knew)

180

Dog Climbs Mountain

181

Baby Jails

182

Three Day Heart attacks

183

Corruption, Covid and Cricket

184

Decade Starts Badly

185

The Question

186

Mountains, Monkeys and Moore

187

Cricket World Cup Souvenir Edition

188

Mo' moons mo' problems

189

Bond, Boris and Boats

190

Ruining Mark Wahlberg’s Day

191

The Guilty Bugle

192

Chills, thrills and Blatter aches

193

Whale of a Time

194

The Sinister Minister

195

Greekonomics

196

Wow! Why?

197

In the belly of the bull

198

LIVE IN AUSTRALIA!

199

Where's Bono?

200

BrokeSadleBack Mountain

201

Bugle 255

202

#crucifybieber

203

2011 Preview Special

204

She Bored 'er colleagues

205

Symptomless Blitz

206

Worms Around The Moon

207

Strikes and Jet Skis

208

Plague!

209

Hot PUSA

210

Hari Kondabolu Day

211

The Chainsaw of Futuristic Justice

212

Calypso bad

213

Fiddlesticks to Russia

214

America stands that little bit smaller

215

Every Mushroom Cloud...

216

Urine with a chance

217

A fart wrapped in an illusion

218

Too Hot For Print

219

Sochi Special

220

Selling The Drama (And War and Guns And The Planet)

221

Nazis versus Terrorists

222

Turbo Russia

223

Donald the Bastard

224

Reacting like a coiled donut

225

Silk and Linen

226

It's the end of the world and I'm slightly bothered, but not enough really

227

Retronauts and prairie skirts

228

Anarchy in the USA

229

Who's Tailin' Palin?

230

7 days of Transatlantic Madness

231

A career defining election

232

Dancefloor Diplomacy

233

WTF is going on?

234

Space, Snow and Super Bowl

235

Calendar means Calendar

236

Mind The Gap!

237

The Queen is on fire!

238

Ram the Ramparts

239

Dastardly Things

240

Russian into battle

241

Crazies Special

242

Freeze The Oil

243

Let's Sit In Silence and Watch a bird go "Honk."

244

Paunchy Plutocrats, Inc.

245

The gifts that keep giving

246

Keep it in your pants

247

Massive Cuts

248

Jubilee Special

249

#JeSuisCharlie

250

Tit for Tat

251

You’re Fired – Afforced Acquiescence

252

A Human Centipede Of Backstabbing

253

What would Draco do?

254

Electile Dysfunction

255

Long Over-Jew

256

Woman gives birth!

257

Not Enough Kicking

258

Judges and prison

259

Singing in the Reign

260

Do I Not Leak That

261

Britain can no longer afford defence against aliens

262

Fart jokes for the Taliban

263

Breadgate

264

Mukbang

265

Gaining My Religion

266

We're having a baby!

267

Weapons of mass election

268

KalashniCough

269

Fruitcakes and Loonies

270

Inprismed

271

A Drop of Reagan’s Blood

272

Bad news for stupid buildings, Afghanistan & shoes

273

Peak Nigel

274

Weekend at Bernie's

275

The Ebola Tombola

276

Britain's Back Baby!

277

Birthday Party! Super Best Friends Invited!

278

After Iowa, only 302 days left to go

279

Twas the Dick before Christmas

280

Christmas special! (2016 edition)

281

Christmas Special! (2013 edition)

282

A Christmas Bugle!

283

Mike Pence gets horny

284

Not Scared, Bored

285

Istanbul's hit

286

'Like eating Bill Cosby'

287

Iran goes for the world record for show trials

288

Evil but competent

289

Terrorists eat cauliflowers

290

Motown breaks down

291

Captain Crazy corks it

292

The Bugle finally returns

293

Pocket Gods

294

Tolerance is just laziness

295

Beard means business

296

Tennis racquet marries guinea pig

297

Tunisia is Revolting

298

A flood of news, and floods

299

Lenin in a Dress

300

Global Election Round Up

301

UN-couth

302

Burma triumphs at made-up crime prevention

303

Brelectageddon

304

A truly British democracy

305

Goodness Gracious G8 Balls Of Tennis

306

Uncle Rupert is the real victim

307

Some Seriously Bad Pope-ing

308

Look at this Massive Election!

309

Evolution special

310

Nuns, guns and nutters

311

Mayhem Update

312

Iran's Theocracy: Letting God decide the election

313

World turned upside down

314

(Product from) Pigs Might Fly (Off The Shelves)

315

Happy Deathiversary!

316

A Greek Tragedy

317

Countdown to Vote-ageddon

318

American Carnage

319

Baby got Hack

320

Gentlemen, start your engines!

321

Man Versus Nature

322

Britain Holds its Breath

323

William The Bonquerer

324

Making nothing out of something

325

Berlusconi: Hard to swallow

326

12 Friends and 1 Champion

327

Will China rule the world in the future?

328

Swede Dreams are Made of Trees

329

Free At Last!

330

The truth about lies

331

The Bugle Ethics Special

332

How Low Will They Go?

333

Buy lead and Horny Horses

334

Season 2!

335

Wind of change

336

Streets of Rage

337

Did you get peace in the Mid-East for Xmas?

338

The News Stinks

339

An Insult To Civic Society

340

Walls throughout the ages

341

Electoral Labour

342

You Will Know Us By Our Knobbly Fruit

343

The Reverse Skrillex

344

5th Birthday Edition

345

The American right to flip the bird

346

Gordon Brown gets a bad dose of the quits

347

Economic Armageddon Approacheth

348

Obama and his Al-Qaeda style video

349

Bashar goes to Madcon 1

350

Brazilliant!

351

A Few Bad Men

352

Obama and KSM

353

Slow Cook Democracy

354

Santorum splashes out

355

The Falklands War Part II

356

The Vegas Special

357

Adults and Aliens

358

Fashion & Fascism

359

Nailing the truth to the floor

360

It's time to ban slap bass

361

Backwang Forever

362

Republican Convention Special

363

George W Bush Nostalgia

364

Mars, Merchandise and Mad Men!

365

Egypt Crisis - a good time to buy a jumper

366

Does Kim Jong Il have the grapes to start a war?

367

Food! Nonexistent Food!

368

Resistible force versus movable object

369

A Kama Sutra approach to the truth

370

Making a mountain out of a mountain

371

Valentine's Day Special

372

Possibly the longest penis joke in the world, ever

373

Iran, pick on a country your own size!

374

Sarah Palin- One giant leap backwards for humankind

375

Troubled Bridge Over Boiling Water

376

This is an ex-president!

377

Donald Trump in drag

378

The Queen should play poker

379

Egypt Erupts

380

Does the EU really want El Presidente Blair?

381

Foreign snow is invading Britain!

382

How is Mugabe losing a rigged election?

383

Democramnesia

384

The Final Countdown

385

McChrystal Balls

386

Claiming expenses for MPs that do not exist

387

25 million people missing

388

Debt To America

389

Fire Sale

390

Obama wins first pre-emptive Nobel Peace Prize

391

Sharon Stone fludges her pontullius

392

Why Obama's inauguration will be like the Rio carnival

393

Sex and Insects news

394

Cliff Diving

395

Obama and his not so secret code name

396

Oil is running out, bring on the new Stone Age!

397

A Message to You, Rudy

398

The Bin King

399

The President is not a gremlin

400

Climate change denial and a Narnia of nutjobs

401

Obama and his 'do nothing' wonderland

402

Swearing at the Queen

403

Mid Atlantica

404

Techno! Techno! Technocrat!

405

That clock is pimped out!

406

Help Save The Investment Banker

407

110 Per Cent Behind Musaharraf

408

Independents Day

409

Warm up and melt down

410

Royal Wedding Souvenir Edition

411

United Nations? Not if Gaddafi has anything to do about it

412

Dead Hill Walking

413

Why the dolphins keep leaping

414

Do EU really love Us?

415

Flip Modi Squad

416

Wake up, Gaddafi

417

Instead of recession news, let's talk chimps

418

History Repeating

419

Who Do I Bribe

420

The Trojan Horse

421

People will now only trust a naked politician

422

Karadzic's Scooby Doo disguise

423

Wall Nuts

424

Selling Barack Obama's seat

425

Deep Space Nine

426

Giant Chicken Coops versus Terror

427

Volcano Porn

428

ZERO DT

429

5th versus 1st

430

Waking Up In A Different Britain

431

The Real Swine Flu Vaccine

432

A Very British Earthquake

433

Official Brexit Freedom Day Special

434

Invasion of the Asylugrants

435

I spy with my little eye

436

Let it all be over soon!

437

The Empire Strikes Back

438

Brexray Specs

439

Papal Proton Packs

440

Gaddafi's Last Bugle?

441

In Rude Health

442

George Bush: 'Regrets? I've had a few'

443

Vote Rochelle

444

Waffles are Forever

445

Sport!

446

The G8. Saving the world incredibly slowly

447

The Guantanamo Graduates

448

America's over there

449

Salvo For Mali

450

Wangderlust

451

Why the global economy is like Elvis

452

Russia gets gold at Olympic sport of invasion

453

Bugle Lady Special

454

Tony the Tiger RIP

455

Crimea River

456

Hacking: a self esteem issue

457

Obama: Pay for this or you’ll all die

458

John loves the Pope

459

Ferry Bad Start to the Year

460

A Knight’s Fail

461

Apathy or far right idiots? A handful for Europeans decide

462

Is Fidel Castro Roadrunner?

463

Have we invaded Bhutan?

464

Farewell Bush's Muse

465

Compromised to a permanent end

466

Spoiler alert! Obama won

467

Bush brings yet more chaos to the Middle East

468

Give Peas a Chance

469

Insane in the Ukraine

470

Barack Obama is coming to Europe!

471

Iran: Nukes or No Nukes?

472

Putin the boot in

473

Wedgie Diplomacy

474

Rome's most eligible bachelor

475

Stockpiling Humanity

476

Does torture work?

477

OPEC: Let's talk oil and fiery rhetoric

478

Cyprus ready to go Mad Max

479

Happy Birthday Communist China!

480

The President's Playlist

481

Scallop wars and the Maybot

482

Was Stonehenge an ancient tax dodge?

483

The horn dog returneth!

484

Osama Bin Laden's taxi driver

485

Apologies to South America

486

Abdicupdate

487

Kim Jong Il-conceived

488

Cup 'em and Cough

489

Bad Boys

490

The long arm of the lorry

491

US Election nearly over!

492

Berlusconi bows out

493

News Out Of This World

494

No one is madder than Obama

495

No medals for Syria

496

Gender War

497

Obama gives Brown a rubbish present

498

What's that Aunt Doing?

499

Kim Jong Unbelievable

500

Bashfulness and Shame

501

Are the Taliban skiing down the Swat Valley?

502

Let's Nuke The Moon!

503

Five more years of this

504

Syria, too complicated for 5 year olds

505

Live Election Special

506

Will Obama's stimulus package work? Who cares

507

Punch up for President

508

Halfrica

509

Durable Partners

510

Burning Rings Of Steel

511

McCain, Andy and John plumb new depths with their Obama attack ad

512

The 100th Episode

513

What to do with Guantanamo Bay?

514

Donkey

515

Afghanistan in a zen state of chaos

516

UN-believable

517

Libyeah or Libyna

518

International Love Triangle

519

How bad can it get in a week?

520

Barack Obama and his disappearing change hat

521

Political Goooaallss

522

The Divorce of a Nation

523

A secret servicing

524

Hugo 'crackers from Caracas' Chavez

525

Tolerance is just laziness

526

What the Feck

527

FUChristmas

528

Hats off to Obama, shoes off for Bush

529

Silvio's Christmas Gift

530

Trump, Turkey & Trains

531

Berlusconi takes a cathedral to the face

532

Have An Adequate Christmas

533

G-G-G-G-G-GEEEE 20

534

The Cheat Hits The Fan

535

Donor Fatigue

536

AAA

537

Who's the least democratic of them all?

538

The Baroness Bows Out

539

After 443 years Sark finally gets democracy

540

Regal Bugle

541

Royal Wedding Preview

542

Citation Needed

543

Despot Death Match

544

Theresa May, or May Not

545

Literally, shooting oneself in the foot

546

Nuke The Amazon

547

One Star Review

548

30. Freedom of Speech and military golf carts

549

29. Dirty Bankers

550

28. Oil Prices, recession & inflation but what do the G8 do? Have an 18 course meal

551

27. WORLD CUP!

552

26. World Cup Special

553

25. Australians Keep Touching The Queen

554

24. Geertcha

555

23. Bleach? Nevermind!

556

22. An Olympics Special

557

21. I Need a Hero

558

20. Immigration Everywhere

559

19. Ich Bin Ein Hulkamanic

560

18. Termites and Populists

561

17. Democratic convention special

562

16. The Empire Strikes Back

563

15. Zaltzman Showdown

564

14. Volcano Porn

565

13. Eyes on Africa

566

12. Obama Inauguration Special

567

11. Goodbye George Bush and Hello Barack Obama

568

10. Theresa May Has Ruined Leopard Print

569

9. Playas Gon Play

570

8. Afghanistan Celebrates Election With Fireworks!

571

7. It's Easier to Build A Moon Than To Brexit

572

6. The Swimsuit Edition

573

5. Where's My Knighthood

574

4. Joe The Plumber

575

3. 12 Bum Salute

576

2. A Miner Celebration

577

1. Audio Newspaper for a Visual World

578

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