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1

Petroleum News Now

2

Ding Dong

3

DUDES News

4

How to Earn a Bugle F**kulogy

5

THE SEA

6

What the F**k just happened?

7

Start Your Engines!

8

Tensions growing in the Middle East

9

Top Story this week! Ceasefire in the Middle East

10

It’s getting hot, hot, HOT!

11

Live Stream Special

12

2020 Review Leftovers

13

Our 150th Anniversary since relaunch!

14

Robert Mugabe on the brink of losing his own rigged election!

15

USA swears “We Don’t TORTURE”

16

Presidential Race Update

17

Guantanamooooo!

18

America is still at war with itself

19

The Celebrity Insurrectionist to face charges

20

Fidel Castro steps down

21

2017 Awards!

22

It’s 2022, remember that year?

23

Question Mark?

24

Freedom!

25

Fox News Lied?!

26

EVEN more on Brexit!

27

Finland is just too happy!

28

ANOTHER Election?

29

FIRE!

30

The End of the Italian Scalian

31

Money, Money, Money, MONEY!

32

The Ukrainian Referendum

33

2019 Election Special!

34

Cyprus is in Trouble

35

Britain is F**ked (special 15th Anniversary live shows)

36

Viral MEGA Smash!

37

Wake up! Berlusconi just been punched in the face with a ceramic cathedral

38

A Crimean identity crisis

39

Wikipedia Blackout

40

Guess who’s back, back again!

41

Happy Death-aversary

42

The ‘F’ Rating

43

One Hundred and Eighty!

44

What is America’s red line?

45

Worst Comeback EVER

46

Bush brings chaos to the Middle East

47

The Sistine Chapel: The Original PornHub

48

Satan Destroys America!

49

Appendage

50

Zelensky's Tight Sixteen

51

Daddy Daddy, Please Don't Leave

52

Ou Est Le Buffoon?

53

What's that *** Doing?

54

Geertcha

55

Tony The Tiger Rest In Peace

56

Dirty bankers

57

Deep Space 9

58

More Mayhem

59

Obama gives Brown a rubbish gift

60

Australians touching the Queen

61

Sark finally gets democracy

62

Goal!

63

Joe the plumber Vs Barack Obama

64

Theresa May's ruined leopard print

65

Know Us By Our Knobbly Fruit

66

Will China rule the world?

67

Greek Tragedy

68

Vote-ageddon

69

Goodbye George Bush and Hello Barack Obama

70

World Leading Content

71

Volcano love

72

Empire Strikes Back

73

Platypus on the Menu

74

Zelensky’s Tight 16

75

Beauty & the Beast

76

Boris Breaks the News Cycle.

77

The Final Billion Years

78

The World’s Most Charming Coup

79

Cox and Butts and old Bread Rolls

80

White Noise

81

The hottest Bugle ever!

82

Texas(shole) Ted

83

Vice Signalling

84

SCOMO versus ALBO

85

Brexit Is Just Shellfish

86

Satan Takes the Moral High Ground

87

Beast Modi

88

Spready Mercury

89

Covidioms, Carson, the Hand of God

90

Musk Be Joking

91

Arm in Armageddon

92

When The E-Shed's Rockin'

93

Dibs on Jacinda

94

Who? Liz Truss!?

95

AUKUS Gets Awkward

96

Covidioms, Carson and the Hand of God

97

Trump Takes a Mulligan

98

Flare in the Derrière

99

Randy Economy

100

Official Coronavirus Survival Guide

101

Everything Must Go!

102

You Musk Be Joking!

103

Russian Doll

104

Message To You Rudy

105

New Year’s Revelations

106

Black Holes and Brexit

107

Does Boris think he’s Scarface?

108

Five Year Piggiversary

109

Nazi Game Shows

110

Not Enough Boffins

111

Putin The Tooth In

112

Joe Biden’s Solution

113

Space Jam

114

Nationalise Human Trafficking

115

Below the Belt

116

The Valentines Special

117

Read the bible, capeesh?

118

A vector of disease

119

Love Letters

120

Mourning Has Broken

121

Terra Firma Warriors

122

The Future Is The Past

123

Arm all the drag queens

124

Ketchup!

125

Ross and Rachel

126

The President is not a gremlin

127

Good guys win elections!

128

Space Force

129

A Dutch Village

130

Celebrate Forgery

131

Falwell That Ends Well

132

Boris Babies

133

Kashmir versus Brexit.

134

The Bots Have Won

135

Smelly Death Birds

136

Trump Too Nasty Even For Covid

137

So Many Holes

138

Mad Mike Versus Science

139

Mature Grown Up Politics

140

Fart The Police

141

Truth isn't Truth

142

Ecuadoh!

143

Britain in Crisis (Live!)

144

Megotiations

145

Bullwinkle

146

On the wAI Out

147

That’s a Big Cow!

148

A Long Tradition of Sedition

149

Fledgling season

150

What does 'massacre' mean?

151

SpaceCats: The Search For Merch

152

Two star review for this year's Queen's Speech

153

Clipart news

154

Relationships Special

155

Brexcitement!

156

America Special

157

Trump and the motto of Brexit

158

Panda Time

159

Your Biggest Fears

160

Octopuses on drugs

161

Grafting Harder Than Ever Before

162

Bear Sick

163

WAP (Who Appoints Presidents?)

164

Common Ground With Osama

165

Are we key workers?

166

The Experiment is Complete

167

Donald's a Bugler

168

Oil Never Do It Again

169

Let's talk about peace, baby

170

2019 in review (if only we knew)

171

Dog Climbs Mountain

172

Baby Jails

173

Three Day Heart attacks

174

Corruption, Covid and Cricket

175

Decade Starts Badly

176

The Question

177

Mountains, Monkeys and Moore

178

Cricket World Cup Souvenir Edition

179

Mo' moons mo' problems

180

Bond, Boris and Boats

181

Ruining Mark Wahlberg’s Day

182

The Guilty Bugle

183

Chills, thrills and Blatter aches

184

Whale of a Time

185

The Sinister Minister

186

Greekonomics

187

Wow! Why?

188

In the belly of the bull

189

LIVE IN AUSTRALIA!

190

Where's Bono?

191

BrokeSadleBack Mountain

192

Bugle 255

193

#crucifybieber

194

2011 Preview Special

195

She Bored 'er colleagues

196

Symptomless Blitz

197

Worms Around The Moon

198

Strikes and Jet Skis

199

Plague!

200

Hot PUSA

201

Hari Kondabolu Day

202

The Chainsaw of Futuristic Justice

203

Calypso bad

204

Fiddlesticks to Russia

205

America stands that little bit smaller

206

Every Mushroom Cloud...

207

Urine with a chance

208

A fart wrapped in an illusion

209

Too Hot For Print

210

Sochi Special

211

Selling The Drama (And War and Guns And The Planet)

212

Nazis versus Terrorists

213

Turbo Russia

214

Donald the Bastard

215

Reacting like a coiled donut

216

Silk and Linen

217

It's the end of the world and I'm slightly bothered, but not enough really

218

Retronauts and prairie skirts

219

Anarchy in the USA

220

Who's Tailin' Palin?

221

7 days of Transatlantic Madness

222

A career defining election

223

Dancefloor Diplomacy

224

WTF is going on?

225

Space, Snow and Super Bowl

226

Calendar means Calendar

227

Mind The Gap!

228

The Queen is on fire!

229

Ram the Ramparts

230

Dastardly Things

231

Russian into battle

232

Crazies Special

233

Freeze The Oil

234

Let's Sit In Silence and Watch a bird go "Honk."

235

Paunchy Plutocrats, Inc.

236

The gifts that keep giving

237

Keep it in your pants

238

Massive Cuts

239

Jubilee Special

240

#JeSuisCharlie

241

Tit for Tat

242

You’re Fired – Afforced Acquiescence

243

A Human Centipede Of Backstabbing

244

What would Draco do?

245

Electile Dysfunction

246

Long Over-Jew

247

Woman gives birth!

248

Not Enough Kicking

249

Judges and prison

250

Singing in the Reign

251

Do I Not Leak That

252

Britain can no longer afford defence against aliens

253

Fart jokes for the Taliban

254

Breadgate

255

Mukbang

256

Gaining My Religion

257

We're having a baby!

258

Weapons of mass election

259

KalashniCough

260

Fruitcakes and Loonies

261

Inprismed

262

A Drop of Reagan’s Blood

263

Bad news for stupid buildings, Afghanistan & shoes

264

Peak Nigel

265

Weekend at Bernie's

266

The Ebola Tombola

267

Britain's Back Baby!

268

Birthday Party! Super Best Friends Invited!

269

After Iowa, only 302 days left to go

270

Twas the Dick before Christmas

271

Christmas special! (2016 edition)

272

Christmas Special! (2013 edition)

273

A Christmas Bugle!

274

Mike Pence gets horny

275

Not Scared, Bored

276

Istanbul's hit

277

'Like eating Bill Cosby'

278

Iran goes for the world record for show trials

279

Evil but competent

280

Terrorists eat cauliflowers

281

Motown breaks down

282

Captain Crazy corks it

283

The Bugle finally returns

284

Pocket Gods

285

Tolerance is just laziness

286

Beard means business

287

Tennis racquet marries guinea pig

288

Tunisia is Revolting

289

A flood of news, and floods

290

Lenin in a Dress

291

Global Election Round Up

292

UN-couth

293

Burma triumphs at made-up crime prevention

294

Brelectageddon

295

A truly British democracy

296

Goodness Gracious G8 Balls Of Tennis

297

Uncle Rupert is the real victim

298

Some Seriously Bad Pope-ing

299

Look at this Massive Election!

300

Evolution special

301

Nuns, guns and nutters

302

Mayhem Update

303

Iran's Theocracy: Letting God decide the election

304

World turned upside down

305

(Product from) Pigs Might Fly (Off The Shelves)

306

Happy Deathiversary!

307

A Greek Tragedy

308

Countdown to Vote-ageddon

309

American Carnage

310

Baby got Hack

311

Gentlemen, start your engines!

312

Man Versus Nature

313

Britain Holds its Breath

314

William The Bonquerer

315

Making nothing out of something

316

Berlusconi: Hard to swallow

317

12 Friends and 1 Champion

318

Will China rule the world in the future?

319

Swede Dreams are Made of Trees

320

Free At Last!

321

The truth about lies

322

The Bugle Ethics Special

323

How Low Will They Go?

324

Buy lead and Horny Horses

325

Season 2!

326

Wind of change

327

Streets of Rage

328

Did you get peace in the Mid-East for Xmas?

329

The News Stinks

330

An Insult To Civic Society

331

Walls throughout the ages

332

Electoral Labour

333

You Will Know Us By Our Knobbly Fruit

334

The Reverse Skrillex

335

5th Birthday Edition

336

The American right to flip the bird

337

Gordon Brown gets a bad dose of the quits

338

Economic Armageddon Approacheth

339

Obama and his Al-Qaeda style video

340

Bashar goes to Madcon 1

341

Brazilliant!

342

A Few Bad Men

343

Obama and KSM

344

Slow Cook Democracy

345

Santorum splashes out

346

The Falklands War Part II

347

The Vegas Special

348

Adults and Aliens

349

Fashion & Fascism

350

Nailing the truth to the floor

351

It's time to ban slap bass

352

Backwang Forever

353

Republican Convention Special

354

George W Bush Nostalgia

355

Mars, Merchandise and Mad Men!

356

Egypt Crisis - a good time to buy a jumper

357

Does Kim Jong Il have the grapes to start a war?

358

Food! Nonexistent Food!

359

Resistible force versus movable object

360

A Kama Sutra approach to the truth

361

Making a mountain out of a mountain

362

Valentine's Day Special

363

Possibly the longest penis joke in the world, ever

364

Iran, pick on a country your own size!

365

Sarah Palin- One giant leap backwards for humankind

366

Troubled Bridge Over Boiling Water

367

This is an ex-president!

368

Donald Trump in drag

369

The Queen should play poker

370

Egypt Erupts

371

Does the EU really want El Presidente Blair?

372

Foreign snow is invading Britain!

373

How is Mugabe losing a rigged election?

374

Democramnesia

375

The Final Countdown

376

McChrystal Balls

377

Claiming expenses for MPs that do not exist

378

25 million people missing

379

Debt To America

380

Fire Sale

381

Obama wins first pre-emptive Nobel Peace Prize

382

Sharon Stone fludges her pontullius

383

Why Obama's inauguration will be like the Rio carnival

384

Sex and Insects news

385

Cliff Diving

386

Obama and his not so secret code name

387

Oil is running out, bring on the new Stone Age!

388

A Message to You, Rudy

389

The Bin King

390

The President is not a gremlin

391

Climate change denial and a Narnia of nutjobs

392

Obama and his 'do nothing' wonderland

393

Swearing at the Queen

394

Mid Atlantica

395

Techno! Techno! Technocrat!

396

That clock is pimped out!

397

Help Save The Investment Banker

398

110 Per Cent Behind Musaharraf

399

Independents Day

400

Warm up and melt down

401

Royal Wedding Souvenir Edition

402

United Nations? Not if Gaddafi has anything to do about it

403

Dead Hill Walking

404

Why the dolphins keep leaping

405

Do EU really love Us?

406

Flip Modi Squad

407

Wake up, Gaddafi

408

Instead of recession news, let's talk chimps

409

History Repeating

410

Who Do I Bribe

411

The Trojan Horse

412

People will now only trust a naked politician

413

Karadzic's Scooby Doo disguise

414

Wall Nuts

415

Selling Barack Obama's seat

416

Deep Space Nine

417

Giant Chicken Coops versus Terror

418

Volcano Porn

419

ZERO DT

420

5th versus 1st

421

Waking Up In A Different Britain

422

The Real Swine Flu Vaccine

423

A Very British Earthquake

424

Official Brexit Freedom Day Special

425

Invasion of the Asylugrants

426

I spy with my little eye

427

Let it all be over soon!

428

The Empire Strikes Back

429

Brexray Specs

430

Papal Proton Packs

431

Gaddafi's Last Bugle?

432

In Rude Health

433

George Bush: 'Regrets? I've had a few'

434

Vote Rochelle

435

Waffles are Forever

436

Sport!

437

The G8. Saving the world incredibly slowly

438

The Guantanamo Graduates

439

America's over there

440

Salvo For Mali

441

Wangderlust

442

Why the global economy is like Elvis

443

Russia gets gold at Olympic sport of invasion

444

Bugle Lady Special

445

Tony the Tiger RIP

446

Crimea River

447

Hacking: a self esteem issue

448

Obama: Pay for this or you’ll all die

449

John loves the Pope

450

Ferry Bad Start to the Year

451

A Knight’s Fail

452

Apathy or far right idiots? A handful for Europeans decide

453

Is Fidel Castro Roadrunner?

454

Have we invaded Bhutan?

455

Farewell Bush's Muse

456

Compromised to a permanent end

457

Spoiler alert! Obama won

458

Bush brings yet more chaos to the Middle East

459

Give Peas a Chance

460

Insane in the Ukraine

461

Barack Obama is coming to Europe!

462

Iran: Nukes or No Nukes?

463

Putin the boot in

464

Wedgie Diplomacy

465

Rome's most eligible bachelor

466

Stockpiling Humanity

467

Does torture work?

468

OPEC: Let's talk oil and fiery rhetoric

469

Cyprus ready to go Mad Max

470

Happy Birthday Communist China!

471

The President's Playlist

472

Scallop wars and the Maybot

473

Was Stonehenge an ancient tax dodge?

474

The horn dog returneth!

475

Osama Bin Laden's taxi driver

476

Apologies to South America

477

Abdicupdate

478

Kim Jong Il-conceived

479

Cup 'em and Cough

480

Bad Boys

481

The long arm of the lorry

482

US Election nearly over!

483

Berlusconi bows out

484

News Out Of This World

485

No one is madder than Obama

486

No medals for Syria

487

Gender War

488

Obama gives Brown a rubbish present

489

What's that Aunt Doing?

490

Kim Jong Unbelievable

491

Bashfulness and Shame

492

Are the Taliban skiing down the Swat Valley?

493

Let's Nuke The Moon!

494

Five more years of this

495

Syria, too complicated for 5 year olds

496

Live Election Special

497

Will Obama's stimulus package work? Who cares

498

Punch up for President

499

Halfrica

500

Durable Partners

501

Burning Rings Of Steel

502

McCain, Andy and John plumb new depths with their Obama attack ad

503

The 100th Episode

504

What to do with Guantanamo Bay?

505

Donkey

506

Afghanistan in a zen state of chaos

507

UN-believable

508

Libyeah or Libyna

509

International Love Triangle

510

How bad can it get in a week?

511

Barack Obama and his disappearing change hat

512

Political Goooaallss

513

The Divorce of a Nation

514

A secret servicing

515

Hugo 'crackers from Caracas' Chavez

516

Tolerance is just laziness

517

What the Feck

518

FUChristmas

519

Hats off to Obama, shoes off for Bush

520

Silvio's Christmas Gift

521

Trump, Turkey & Trains

522

Berlusconi takes a cathedral to the face

523

Have An Adequate Christmas

524

G-G-G-G-G-GEEEE 20

525

The Cheat Hits The Fan

526

Donor Fatigue

527

AAA

528

Who's the least democratic of them all?

529

The Baroness Bows Out

530

After 443 years Sark finally gets democracy

531

Regal Bugle

532

Royal Wedding Preview

533

Citation Needed

534

Despot Death Match

535

Theresa May, or May Not

536

Literally, shooting oneself in the foot

537

Nuke The Amazon

538

One Star Review

539

30. Freedom of Speech and military golf carts

540

29. Dirty Bankers

541

28. Oil Prices, recession & inflation but what do the G8 do? Have an 18 course meal

542

27. WORLD CUP!

543

26. World Cup Special

544

25. Australians Keep Touching The Queen

545

24. Geertcha

546

23. Bleach? Nevermind!

547

22. An Olympics Special

548

21. I Need a Hero

549

20. Immigration Everywhere

550

19. Ich Bin Ein Hulkamanic

551

18. Termites and Populists

552

17. Democratic convention special

553

16. The Empire Strikes Back

554

15. Zaltzman Showdown

555

14. Volcano Porn

556

13. Eyes on Africa

557

12. Obama Inauguration Special

558

11. Goodbye George Bush and Hello Barack Obama

559

10. Theresa May Has Ruined Leopard Print

560

9. Playas Gon Play

561

8. Afghanistan Celebrates Election With Fireworks!

562

7. It's Easier to Build A Moon Than To Brexit

563

6. The Swimsuit Edition

564

5. Where's My Knighthood

565

4. Joe The Plumber

566

3. 12 Bum Salute

567

2. A Miner Celebration

568

1. Audio Newspaper for a Visual World

569

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