All Episodes

Episode 151: Buy Those Groceries, Top Off That Tank, and Let's Have The World Cup Every Year

Episode 150: Join That Tartan Army, Laugh Like That Show-offy Dolphin, and Let's All Ring in the 150th Together!

Episode 149: Chase Down That Bigfoot, Start Up That Four Square Game, and Let's All Have a Nice Serving of Tuna!

Episode 148: Fill Up That Pita Bread, Call Out That Park Job, and Let's All Uber With Tiger!

Episode 147: Vote Out That Groundhog, Load Up Those Cocoa Puffs, and Let's All Have a Pee-Gasm!

Episode 146: Kick Off That Road Trip, Ignore That Personal Trainer, and Let's All Hug Picklaus Cage!

Episode 145: Turn Off That Dateline Episode, Throw Away That Germ-Magnet Sponge, and Let's All Barf On A Celebrity!

Episode 144: Yell At That Ice Maker, Insult That Relative, and Let's All Scarf Down Some Schfood!

Episode 143: Whiten Up Those Yellow Teeth, Wear That Broken Wristwatch, and Let's All Watch A Guy Fix Something!

Episode 142: Mop Up The Spilled Milk, Say No To Toddler Parties, and Let's All NOT Sing at the Campfire!

Episode 141: Ditch That Kebab, Slide Into Those Merrills, and Let's All Bring On The Freon!

Episode 140: Slurp Down That Iced Tea, Wipe Off That Ketchup Smear, and Let's All Live In A Bear Cave!

Episode 139: Step On Those Legos, Forget About That Cold Plunge, and Let's All Hijack a Parade Float!

Episode 138: Plug In Those Cornrows, Fire Up That Bellydance, and Let's All Eat Stale Peeps!

Episode 137: Pick Up That Hula Hoop, Outswim Those Piranhas, and Let's All Marry Our Cumins!

Episode 136: Jump On That Vespa, Fry Up That Tuna Melt, and Let's All Uncap Some Acorns!

Episode 135: Make Like a Tree, Stockpile Those Snowballs, and Let's Start The New Year Right

Episode 134: Jump In That Volcano, Take Off Those Damp Pants, and Let's Get Super Wishy-Washy

Episode 133: Twist That Allen Wrench, Put On That Leopard Print, and Let's All Eat Mushy Stuffing

Episode 132: Try On That Puffy Coat, Load Up That Candy Corn, and Let's All Down Some Jen & Tonics!

Episode 131: Chew Those Pepitas, Hand Out Those Filberts, and Let's All Pass The Yo-Yo Exam!

Episode 130: Jump That Pommel Horse, Dodge That Bird Poop, and Let's All Hang With Snoop!

Episode 129: Chug That Syrup, Slow Dance To That Fast Song, and Let's All Drink Irish Car Bombs!

Episode 128: Fly Off Of That Hammock, Pickle Those Cucumbers, and Let's All Wear Olympic Condoms!

Episode 127: Stomp On That Ant Colony, Trim Back That Pixie Cut, and Let's All Run From The Pythons!

Episode 126: Put On That Parachute, Don't Touch That Netty Pot, and Let's All Find The Funky Bunch!

Episode 125: Mark Up That White Board, Chew On That Dried Fruit, and Let's Get a Tom Cruise Cake!

Episode 124: Jump On That Jet Ski, Plug In That Nose Ring, and Let's All Fire Up The Dream Machine!

Episode 123: Give Up That Ice Cream Cake, Strap On Those Platform Shoes, and Let's Be Caitlin Clark!

Episode 122: Shut Off That Fitness App, Fight That Brain Freeze, and Let's All Slice Paper!

Episode 121: Knock Back That Mouthwash, Pass The Funyuns, and Let's Make Gifts at the Penal Colony!

Episode 120: Pull On Your Mittens, Open Up Your Book of Lifesavers, and Let's All Spit On-Stage!

Episode 119: Chew Up That Candy Corn, Weave In Those Extensions, and Let's All Party With Ghosts!

Episode 118: Pin On Your Kilt, Strap On Your Tuba, and Let's All Munch a Banana Peel!

pisode 117: Belt Up Your Trench Coat, Style Up Your Bouffant, and Let's Tattoo Our Face on Our Face!

Episode 116: It's Repisode #2! Here's a tasty blast from the past - can you say "candy cigarette??"

Episode 115: It's a Repisode! Enjoy one of our favorite selections. One word: Goats!

Episode 114: Fry Up Those Sardines, Help Florida Secede, and Let's All Lounge With The Pandas!

Episode 113: Slice Up That Club Sandwich, Slide Down a Rainbow, and Let's All Dock the Yacht!

Episode 112: Put On That Mermaid Bra, Chomp on Those Fritos, and Let's All Date Some Steves!

sode 111: Slide Into That Bathrobe, Avoid That Hairless Cat, and Let's All Head to MILF Manor!

Episode 110: Put On Those Polka Dots, Dial Up That Boy Toy, and Let's All Jump Some Bones!

Episode 109: Spoon Up That Hoodie, Jump Aboard That Great Dane, and Let's All Ride Home on Dragons!

Episode 108: Stockpile That Valentine Candy, Ditch Those Roommates, and Let's All Pick On Rihanna!

Episode 107: Pass the Fried Chicken, Throw Out Your Loofah, and Let's All Pick on Tom Hanks!

Episode 106: Whip Up That Chex Mix, Clean Up That Toxic Waste, and Let's All Wear Corsets to Work!

Episode 105: Head For The Far Side, Air Out Those Stinky Uggs and Let's All Party in Your Penthouse!

Episode 104: Put On Your Melon-head, Dig Out Those Unmentionables, and Let's All Ride a Cowboy!

Episode 103: Pick Them Apples, Shuck That Candy Corn, and Let's Christian Mingle!

Episode 102: Boil That Broccoli, Sniff That Cinnamon, and Let's All Date Hugh Grant!

Episode 101: Water That Cactus, Peel Off That Facial Mask, and Let's All Be Hot Lumberjacks!

Episode 100: Let's Live Til 100 So We Can Make 100 More of These Damn Things!

Episode 97: Twist Open That Oreo, Bring Out That Seersucker, and Let's All Get Crashy and Turnt!

Episode 96: Fry Up Some Churros, Strap On Those Wooden Shoes, and Let's All Skinnydip at the Morgue!

Episode 95: Fling That Frisbee, Scoop That Zoo Poop, and No More Socks in Bed!

Episode 94: Fry Up the Polenta, Send Over the Cabana Boy, and Who's Kissing Pacino?!

Episode 93: Dial Up the Snickers, Dial Down the Chortles, and Let's Chug a BLT on the Rocks!

Episode 92: Pass That Coconut, Run Across the Restroom, and Let's All Go Commando!

Episode 91: Grill Up A Dozen Dogs, Stare Down That Skunk, and Let's Go Find Jerry Springer!

Episode 90: Grab That Flannel Shirt, Head For The Amazon, and Let's Shoot Off Some Finger Guns!

Episode 89: Fire Up The Peppermint, Beware of Shrink-flation, and Let's Gossip Till We Drop!

Episode 88: Start Waxing Your Knuckles, Pass the Turkey Rueben, and Where's Tim-O-Tay Chal-O-May?!

Episode 87: Start French Kissing, Grab That Pashmina, and Let's Make Friends With the Aliens!

Episode 86: Load Up on Candy Corn, Fire Up Some Disco and Let's Leap Out Into Space!

Episode 85: Throw on Your Circ-Leisure Big Top, Pop an Armadillo Egg, and Let's Start RV'in!

Episode 84: Grab That Cheese Toothpaste, Watch Out for Supermarket Snakes, and Let's Flip A Hammock!

Episode 83: Hug Your Body Pillow, Grab That Canoe Paddle, and Let's Find A Genie For Some Wishes!

Episode 82: Strap on Your Life Jacket, Pop Open Your Altoids, and Let's Go Smell Outer Space!

Episode 81: Twirl Yourself Some Soft Serve, Knock Over That Beach Wagon, and Eat A Hot-Dog-Burger!

Episode 80: Throw Out Your Pilates Table, Order a Couple of Big Macs, and Where's My Kiwi-tini?!

Episode 79: Mousse Up Your Mullet, Pass the Beer Nuts, and Let's Have a Twilight Marathon!

Episode 78: We're Baaaaack - The Sidebar is Back in the Bunker Again, So Hang On To Your Calzones!

Episode 77: Strap on Your Fannypack, Unwrap Your Jolly Rancher, and Let's Go Water-Walkin'!

Episode 76: Roast Those Brussel Sprouts, Crochet That Afghan, and Can We Please Turn Off Dr. Phil?

Episode 75: Set Up That Tablescape, Get Off That Peleton, and Calm Down - It's Meditation Time!

Episode 74: Unwrap That Cheese Slice, Turn Down the Steel Drums, and Call in the Helper Monkey!

Episode 73: Pass the Patchouli, Fold Out the Futon, and Don't Bogart the Afrin!

Episode 72: Snap Those Earmuffs, Flirt With Senior Citizens, and Please, Don't Break the Chairlift!

Episode 71: Let's Not Get Naked, Let's Not Eat Anchovies, and Please - Let's Not Clog the Toilet!

Episode 70: Adios to 2020, Meet Us at the Laserium, and Let's All Eat a Bowl of Empty Promises!

Episode 69: Let's Hug Bono, Watch Out for Flighty Ghosts and Please, Do NOT Have 10 Kids!

Episode 68: Spread out the Twister Mat, Ride that Giant Hamster, and Cancel that Holiday Newsletter!

Episode 67: Throw Out the Leather Pants, Smear on the Caviar, and Kristen Stewart - Cheer Up!

Episode 66: Fire up the Hibachi, Cancel the Three Stooges, and Get Ready for the Moonwalk Party!

Episode 65: Cancel the Apple-Picking, Hide the Chihuahuas, and Speak Like Yoda You Must!

Episode 64: Jump Into Your Overalls, Order Up a McFlurry, and Is That Centaur Hot - or Not?

Episode 63: Check Your Sauerkraut, Hose Down Your Crocs, and There's a New Grimace in Town!

Episode 62: Pull on That Speedo, Turn Off That Doorbell Camera, and Let's Go Find Harrison Ford!

Episode 61: Jump on Your Unicycle, Wipe Off the Milk Sweat, and Treat Yourself to a Standing O!

Episode 60: Put on Your Chin Corset, Watch Out for Tiny Giraffes, and Who Flattened My Penny?

Episode 59: Keep the Rhubarb, Put a Bucket on Your Head, and Where the Hell is Mungo Jerry?

Episode 58: Pass the Fanny Farmer, Strap on Your Gucci Cumberbun, and Let's Outrun Those Damn Cats

Episode 57: Get Your Milk Off My Cereal, Get Me Outta Land of the Lost, and Hello There, Uncle Dick!

Episode 56: Drop that Creamsicle, No Topless Sunbathing Allowed, and Guess Who Hates Star Wars?

Episode 55: Slip On Your Moccasins, Slap on Your Hand Moisturizer, and Remember: Don't Cry Out Loud

Episode 54: Please Dry My Banana, Someone Hold Julia Child's Head Back, and No Pierced Men, Please!

Episode 53: Pass the Takeout and Cue the Marching Band Cause We've Got a Crush on Fauci!

Episode 52: This Pandemic Needs a Mascot and Please Don't Eat the Bees

Episode 51: Gnaw that Jerky and Snap Your Suspenders Cause This is One Sexy Sidebar!

Episode 50: Pour that Martini and Bring in the Gift Horse, 'Cause it's Number 50, People!

Episode 49: Warm up the Egg Salad, Splash on the Drakkar Noir, and Someone Stop That Mime!

Episode 48: Get in the MOOG, Pass the Neccos, and Puh-leez Stay Out of the Cat Litter Box

Episode 47: Don't Be Conceited, Don't Bury the Kimchi, and Don't Worry, It's Always Halloween Season

Episode 46: New Year's Donut Resolutions, Pass the Sauerkraut, and Make Room for DeNiro

Episode 45: We're Hungover, We're Swedish, and Who's Been Licking My Dishes?

Episode 44: You're a Potato, We Love Dolly, and Please Leave That Disney Fashion at the Park

Episode 43: Tartar Sauce, Koi Ponds, and We're All Getting Shot Out of Cannons

Episode 42: L'il Debbie, Creamy vs Crunchy and Dusting the Wind

Episode 41: Slow Cookin', Monkeys vs Wolves and Let's Hear it for Sly

Episode 40: The Big 4-0, Giant Ducks, and a Fish in a Suit

Episode 39: Velvety Oysters, Stinky Milk and Meet the Tone-Defs

Episode 38: Wind Chimes, The Happy Place and Let's Vote for the Rock

Episode 37: Beady Little Eyes, Icky Kombucha, and the Tragedy of the Last Lonely Chuckle

Episode 36: Boxing a Kangaroo, Toast Under the Boob, and the Joy of a Nice Sharp Writing Utensil

Episode 35: Pocket Squares, A Little Schweppes Tonic and Let's Get Frozen Like Ted Williams

Episode 34: It Ain't a Sandwich Unless You Fry it and it Ain't A Poncho Unless it's Fishnet

Episode 33: Nothing But Tutus and Grits at This Family-Style Dining Shindig

Episode 32: Don't Take Curious George to the Carnival - Go Skinny-Dipping With Us Instead

Episode 31: It's Ice Milk, Ginger Snaps, and Last Call for That Stranger's Tequila Sunrise

Episode 30: Jen's Back, We're 30, and Let's Have a Meatball in the Morgue

Episode 29.5: While Jen's Away, the Two Dorks Will Play and We're NOT Passive Aggressive, Dammit

Episode 29: Plastic Straws, Mink Stoles, Aliens and Where Can We Find D.B. Sweeney?

Episode 28: Jaywalking is Sexy, Elbows are a Necessity, and Hey - That Goat's Kinda Cute!

Episode 27: Do You Have a Light for My Candy Cig? Cause I Need a Miracle - and Popcorn - Every Day!

Episode 26: Pop the Champagne, Chat with Dr. Doolittle and Please Stop Slurping Those Oysters!!

Episode 25: Put on Your Fleece Vest, Fire Up Some Yentl, and Let's Win the Immunity Toilet Roll!

Episode 24: Get Motivated like Brad, Watch Out for Mariah's Cleavage and Where's My Teacup Pig?

Episode 23: New Year's Edition - Change your Underwear, Play Chopsticks and Call Back That Guy Terry

Episode 22 - Selfie with a Donut, Ghosts in Crop Tops and Please, Fix Your Spreader Holes!

Episode 21 Hot Tubs, Water Balloons and Things on the Restroom Floor - Don't Touch ANYTHING!

Episode 20: What Makes a Party? Nutella, Pickle Juice and Cardi B, of course!

Episode 19: Donated Organs, Running the Gator Gauntlet and Let's Get the Buffet on Santorini

Episode 18: The Wench, The Candyman and Nobody Likes Gwyneth at All!

Episode 17: Talk Latin to Me, Where in the World is Bob Anderson, and We Boycott the Moon!

Episode 16: Unsung Heroes, Parking Wars, and Could We All Just Stop Curating Already??

Episode 15: Summer Spectacular, Shark Wrestling and Getting Trapped in Lane 5

Episode 14 - Dishwasher Scissorhands, The Tastiest Tramp Stamp and Watch Out, Little Animals!

Episode 13: Superfan Shout-outs, All About the Bunnies, and Why is No one Getting It On??!!

TS Episode 12 Fresh-gloving, over-gloving, sock-gloving -- Whaaat?

Episode 11: Big Hands, Big Feet, Big Dental Problems

Episode 10: All Keno Bets are Off

Episode 9: Meet Me in Downtown City

Episode 8: Which Gerald are YOU?

Episode 7: Bring in the Royal Taster

Episode 6: Bird-doggin' some Hammer Pants and we're fit to be tied

Episode 5: Get rich quick schemes, what's in the junk drawer and anyone for Plinko?

Episode 4: Hoarding, speed mops and deep treads - it's getting real in here.

Episode 3: Who's your favorite threesome? The Mandrells!

Episode 2: Dickeys, skinny jeans and let's marry the Foot Doctor

Episode 1: Summer jobs, Mammos and pick your elf