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Episode 153: Order Up At That Diner Counter, Flex Those Modern Dance Moves, and Let's All Avoid Scary Bed Injuries!

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Episode 152: Pull Up Those Kneesocks, Jump In That Fighter Jet, and Let's Hold A Grudge Against Everyone!

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Episode 151: Buy Those Groceries, Top Off That Tank, and Let's Have The World Cup Every Year

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Episode 150: Join That Tartan Army, Laugh Like That Show-offy Dolphin, and Let's All Ring in the 150th Together!

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Episode 149: Chase Down That Bigfoot, Start Up That Four Square Game, and Let's All Have a Nice Serving of Tuna!

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Episode 148: Fill Up That Pita Bread, Call Out That Park Job, and Let's All Uber With Tiger!

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Episode 147: Vote Out That Groundhog, Load Up Those Cocoa Puffs, and Let's All Have a Pee-Gasm!

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Episode 146: Kick Off That Road Trip, Ignore That Personal Trainer, and Let's All Hug Picklaus Cage!

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Episode 145: Turn Off That Dateline Episode, Throw Away That Germ-Magnet Sponge, and Let's All Barf On A Celebrity!

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Episode 144: Yell At That Ice Maker, Insult That Relative, and Let's All Scarf Down Some Schfood!

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Episode 143: Whiten Up Those Yellow Teeth, Wear That Broken Wristwatch, and Let's All Watch A Guy Fix Something!

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Episode 142: Mop Up The Spilled Milk, Say No To Toddler Parties, and Let's All NOT Sing at the Campfire!

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Episode 141: Ditch That Kebab, Slide Into Those Merrills, and Let's All Bring On The Freon!

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Episode 140: Slurp Down That Iced Tea, Wipe Off That Ketchup Smear, and Let's All Live In A Bear Cave!

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Episode 139: Step On Those Legos, Forget About That Cold Plunge, and Let's All Hijack a Parade Float!

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Episode 138: Plug In Those Cornrows, Fire Up That Bellydance, and Let's All Eat Stale Peeps!

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Episode 137: Pick Up That Hula Hoop, Outswim Those Piranhas, and Let's All Marry Our Cumins!

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Episode 136: Jump On That Vespa, Fry Up That Tuna Melt, and Let's All Uncap Some Acorns!

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Episode 135: Make Like a Tree, Stockpile Those Snowballs, and Let's Start The New Year Right

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Episode 134: Jump In That Volcano, Take Off Those Damp Pants, and Let's Get Super Wishy-Washy

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Episode 133: Twist That Allen Wrench, Put On That Leopard Print, and Let's All Eat Mushy Stuffing

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Episode 132: Try On That Puffy Coat, Load Up That Candy Corn, and Let's All Down Some Jen & Tonics!

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Episode 131: Chew Those Pepitas, Hand Out Those Filberts, and Let's All Pass The Yo-Yo Exam!

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Episode 130: Jump That Pommel Horse, Dodge That Bird Poop, and Let's All Hang With Snoop!

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Episode 129: Chug That Syrup, Slow Dance To That Fast Song, and Let's All Drink Irish Car Bombs!

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Episode 128: Fly Off Of That Hammock, Pickle Those Cucumbers, and Let's All Wear Olympic Condoms!

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Episode 127: Stomp On That Ant Colony, Trim Back That Pixie Cut, and Let's All Run From The Pythons!

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Episode 126: Put On That Parachute, Don't Touch That Netty Pot, and Let's All Find The Funky Bunch!

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Episode 125: Mark Up That White Board, Chew On That Dried Fruit, and Let's Get a Tom Cruise Cake!

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Episode 124: Jump On That Jet Ski, Plug In That Nose Ring, and Let's All Fire Up The Dream Machine!

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Episode 123: Give Up That Ice Cream Cake, Strap On Those Platform Shoes, and Let's Be Caitlin Clark!

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Episode 122: Shut Off That Fitness App, Fight That Brain Freeze, and Let's All Slice Paper!

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Episode 121: Knock Back That Mouthwash, Pass The Funyuns, and Let's Make Gifts at the Penal Colony!

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Episode 120: Pull On Your Mittens, Open Up Your Book of Lifesavers, and Let's All Spit On-Stage!

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Episode 119: Chew Up That Candy Corn, Weave In Those Extensions, and Let's All Party With Ghosts!

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Episode 118: Pin On Your Kilt, Strap On Your Tuba, and Let's All Munch a Banana Peel!

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pisode 117: Belt Up Your Trench Coat, Style Up Your Bouffant, and Let's Tattoo Our Face on Our Face!

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Episode 116: It's Repisode #2! Here's a tasty blast from the past - can you say "candy cigarette??"

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Episode 115: It's a Repisode! Enjoy one of our favorite selections. One word: Goats!

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Episode 114: Fry Up Those Sardines, Help Florida Secede, and Let's All Lounge With The Pandas!

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Episode 113: Slice Up That Club Sandwich, Slide Down a Rainbow, and Let's All Dock the Yacht!

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Episode 112: Put On That Mermaid Bra, Chomp on Those Fritos, and Let's All Date Some Steves!

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sode 111: Slide Into That Bathrobe, Avoid That Hairless Cat, and Let's All Head to MILF Manor!

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Episode 110: Put On Those Polka Dots, Dial Up That Boy Toy, and Let's All Jump Some Bones!

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Episode 109: Spoon Up That Hoodie, Jump Aboard That Great Dane, and Let's All Ride Home on Dragons!

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Episode 108: Stockpile That Valentine Candy, Ditch Those Roommates, and Let's All Pick On Rihanna!

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Episode 107: Pass the Fried Chicken, Throw Out Your Loofah, and Let's All Pick on Tom Hanks!

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Episode 106: Whip Up That Chex Mix, Clean Up That Toxic Waste, and Let's All Wear Corsets to Work!

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Episode 105: Head For The Far Side, Air Out Those Stinky Uggs and Let's All Party in Your Penthouse!

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Episode 104: Put On Your Melon-head, Dig Out Those Unmentionables, and Let's All Ride a Cowboy!

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Episode 103: Pick Them Apples, Shuck That Candy Corn, and Let's Christian Mingle!

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Episode 102: Boil That Broccoli, Sniff That Cinnamon, and Let's All Date Hugh Grant!

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Episode 101: Water That Cactus, Peel Off That Facial Mask, and Let's All Be Hot Lumberjacks!

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Episode 100: Let's Live Til 100 So We Can Make 100 More of These Damn Things!

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Episode 99: Get Out of That Tanning Booth, Set Up That Tablescape, and Pass the Crab Rangoons!

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Episode 98: Pack Your Cigs For Paris, Turn Down The Soccer, and Let's Get Judgey In The Elevator!

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Episode 97: Twist Open That Oreo, Bring Out That Seersucker, and Let's All Get Crashy and Turnt!

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Episode 96: Fry Up Some Churros, Strap On Those Wooden Shoes, and Let's All Skinnydip at the Morgue!

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Episode 95: Fling That Frisbee, Scoop That Zoo Poop, and No More Socks in Bed!

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Episode 94: Fry Up the Polenta, Send Over the Cabana Boy, and Who's Kissing Pacino?!

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Episode 93: Dial Up the Snickers, Dial Down the Chortles, and Let's Chug a BLT on the Rocks!

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Episode 92: Pass That Coconut, Run Across the Restroom, and Let's All Go Commando!

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Episode 91: Grill Up A Dozen Dogs, Stare Down That Skunk, and Let's Go Find Jerry Springer!

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Episode 90: Grab That Flannel Shirt, Head For The Amazon, and Let's Shoot Off Some Finger Guns!

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Episode 89: Fire Up The Peppermint, Beware of Shrink-flation, and Let's Gossip Till We Drop!

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Episode 88: Start Waxing Your Knuckles, Pass the Turkey Rueben, and Where's Tim-O-Tay Chal-O-May?!

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Episode 87: Start French Kissing, Grab That Pashmina, and Let's Make Friends With the Aliens!

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Episode 86: Load Up on Candy Corn, Fire Up Some Disco and Let's Leap Out Into Space!

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Episode 85: Throw on Your Circ-Leisure Big Top, Pop an Armadillo Egg, and Let's Start RV'in!

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Episode 84: Grab That Cheese Toothpaste, Watch Out for Supermarket Snakes, and Let's Flip A Hammock!

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Episode 83: Hug Your Body Pillow, Grab That Canoe Paddle, and Let's Find A Genie For Some Wishes!

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Episode 82: Strap on Your Life Jacket, Pop Open Your Altoids, and Let's Go Smell Outer Space!

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Episode 81: Twirl Yourself Some Soft Serve, Knock Over That Beach Wagon, and Eat A Hot-Dog-Burger!

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Episode 80: Throw Out Your Pilates Table, Order a Couple of Big Macs, and Where's My Kiwi-tini?!

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Episode 79: Mousse Up Your Mullet, Pass the Beer Nuts, and Let's Have a Twilight Marathon!

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Episode 78: We're Baaaaack - The Sidebar is Back in the Bunker Again, So Hang On To Your Calzones!

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Episode 77: Strap on Your Fannypack, Unwrap Your Jolly Rancher, and Let's Go Water-Walkin'!

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Episode 76: Roast Those Brussel Sprouts, Crochet That Afghan, and Can We Please Turn Off Dr. Phil?

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Episode 75: Set Up That Tablescape, Get Off That Peleton, and Calm Down - It's Meditation Time!

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Episode 74: Unwrap That Cheese Slice, Turn Down the Steel Drums, and Call in the Helper Monkey!

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Episode 73: Pass the Patchouli, Fold Out the Futon, and Don't Bogart the Afrin!

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Episode 72: Snap Those Earmuffs, Flirt With Senior Citizens, and Please, Don't Break the Chairlift!

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Episode 71: Let's Not Get Naked, Let's Not Eat Anchovies, and Please - Let's Not Clog the Toilet!

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Episode 70: Adios to 2020, Meet Us at the Laserium, and Let's All Eat a Bowl of Empty Promises!

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Episode 69: Let's Hug Bono, Watch Out for Flighty Ghosts and Please, Do NOT Have 10 Kids!

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Episode 68: Spread out the Twister Mat, Ride that Giant Hamster, and Cancel that Holiday Newsletter!

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Episode 67: Throw Out the Leather Pants, Smear on the Caviar, and Kristen Stewart - Cheer Up!

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Episode 66: Fire up the Hibachi, Cancel the Three Stooges, and Get Ready for the Moonwalk Party!

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Episode 65: Cancel the Apple-Picking, Hide the Chihuahuas, and Speak Like Yoda You Must!

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Episode 64: Jump Into Your Overalls, Order Up a McFlurry, and Is That Centaur Hot - or Not?

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Episode 63: Check Your Sauerkraut, Hose Down Your Crocs, and There's a New Grimace in Town!

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Episode 62: Pull on That Speedo, Turn Off That Doorbell Camera, and Let's Go Find Harrison Ford!

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Episode 61: Jump on Your Unicycle, Wipe Off the Milk Sweat, and Treat Yourself to a Standing O!

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Episode 60: Put on Your Chin Corset, Watch Out for Tiny Giraffes, and Who Flattened My Penny?

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Episode 59: Keep the Rhubarb, Put a Bucket on Your Head, and Where the Hell is Mungo Jerry?

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Episode 58: Pass the Fanny Farmer, Strap on Your Gucci Cumberbun, and Let's Outrun Those Damn Cats

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Episode 57: Get Your Milk Off My Cereal, Get Me Outta Land of the Lost, and Hello There, Uncle Dick!

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Episode 56: Drop that Creamsicle, No Topless Sunbathing Allowed, and Guess Who Hates Star Wars?

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Episode 55: Slip On Your Moccasins, Slap on Your Hand Moisturizer, and Remember: Don't Cry Out Loud

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Episode 54: Please Dry My Banana, Someone Hold Julia Child's Head Back, and No Pierced Men, Please!