All Episodes

In Which We Cut At The Right Time

In Which Hawaiian Malort Is Invented

In Which The Effort Is There

In Which There’s Way Too Much Talk About The Colorado Rapids

In Which England Pulls A Georgia

In Which We Come Out (Mostly) Against Assassinations

In Which Backup Podcast Hosts Try Hard But Are Fat

In Which There Is A Daddy, A Son, And An Espírito Santo

In Which Brett Kavanaugh Is Mentioned Favorably

In Which We Go #ZeroRB

In Which We Draft USMNT Players into Teams For Fun

In Which We Rely On Made Up Stats

In Which Spurs Do The Spider-Man Meme

In Which Futbol Is Fun Again

In Which Belgian Military History Appears On The Shirt

In Which Three Children In a Kit Save America

In Which Gregg Berhalter is Mentioned

In Which We Misunderstand The Tax Code

In Which There Is Some Minor Overreacting

In Which We Endorse Goalies Taking Penalties

In Which Gridiron Football Is Saved

In Which No High School Students Are Bullied

In Which Karim Benzema Was Allegedly Discussed.

In Which Football Comes Home But The Door Is Locked

In Which We Learn About The Third Hemsworth Brother

In Which Jadeveon Clowney’s Most Famous Moment is Dissected

In Which The 4-4-2 is Addressed

In Which Timo Werner’s Absinthe Habits Are Discussed

In which TLs n TDs is born