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You should see my back catalogue

Another bad night at the Indie Temple

Watch out for swans

The hold music in Beeso’s brain

Geoblocked from Bristol

Have fewer thoughts

Keep getting them cheques

Vocalize all the things

It’s a dangerous day to be a cold one

You look professional

The ultimate and inevitable triumph of mediocre washed-out pop

Drink a whole carton of Tooheys Red and run into a wall

Getting banned from the Lilliput Library

Incredibly clever and incredibly stupid

Poolside hold music

Time to be howled at by a weird Scotsman

A bag of fatigue in the loose configuration of a man

Standing behind the bins

Stream of conscience

Unresolved internet trauma

People want this?

Apologising for yourself in advance

The Radiohead singularity

Play like you mean it

Not another teen movie soundtrack

Stream of… something

Showing a bit too much crotch

Throwing shapes at the cops

Buying five albums and making them your entire personality

Garage bands on GarageBand and theatre nerds on acid: Album Of The Year 2025

The quick and the dead

Is this that other thing that I don’t like

The best possible opportunity to succeed

A space for chaos

What are we doing

The Gallagher brothers business model

In clip and incoherent

Jump in my car, things of that nature

I DON’T EVEN BELIEVE IN JEBUS

Getting out-basslined by hold music

Capture the lightning

Spoilers, it was the drugs

An 808 halfway down the hall

Moe money, Moe problems

With apologies to the GWS Giants

You’re not from New York City, you’re from Rotherham

Fighting the good fight and almost immediately losing the good fight

Not on Tim Apple’s internet

Everything is a remix but not everything gets to be a remix

Two guys that really have their hands on the knobs

Spiral potatoes on a stick

Tony the Albanian, punishing normie-offs, and the ten most Australian Australian songs of the past ten years

The ocean is too big

Collections of interesting noises

Unlimited capacity for unmitigated caucasity

You’re on the internet looking at feet

Series 2 Episode 1

BALLS.442 From the carpark(s)

tripping balls.421 The purest concentrate of Ronseal

BALLS.441 THE RUN IN™

tripping balls.420 The one week we forget to pick a stoner rock album

BALLS.440 Justice for Liam, Windy, Josh Giddey, Taylor Jenkins, Canada, Scott Speed and the Gabba

tripping balls.419 This could go either way

BALLS.439 Welcome back to our podcast about American basketball

tripping balls.418 *waves hands at the general state of everything*

BALLS.438 Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

tripping balls.417 In this economy??

BALLS.437 Back on the tools

tripping balls.416 It was on in the Westfield

BALLS.436 Bumbaclot

BALLS.435½ When the big guns come out

tripping balls.415 It was on in the Uber

BALLS.435 The Mavs traded Luka

tripping balls.414 Weird flex but OK

BALLS.434 What are you gonna do, sack me again

tripping balls.413 You don’t have no alibi

BALLS.433 A good week to have a good week

tripping balls.412 Setting aside the Kingsmill of it all

tripping balls.411 Not loving my allies on this: Album Of The Year 2024

BALLS.432 Titanic deckchair exchange programme

tripping balls.410 The tradition continues: Bring Out Your Dead 2024

BALLS.431 Questioning every life decision you’ve ever made

tripping balls.409 Mostly cliches and dumb stuff

BALLS.430 Don’t worry, it’s going somewhere

tripping balls.408 You can’t do that on television

BALLS.429 Tolerated within the firmament

tripping balls.407 This week in industrial abrasives

BALLS.428 Never go full Eberflus

tripping balls.406 Come and get it

BALLS.427 The Venn diagram of hubris, karma and schadenfreude

tripping balls.405 Largely funk-driven filth and nonsense

BALLS.426 The schedule loss of NBA podcasts

tripping balls.404 Listen to more music

BALLS.425 Justice for Tungsten Arm O’Doyle

tripping balls.403 Where’s our simp anthem

BALLS.424 Small sample size masterpiece theatre, 2024 edition

tripping balls.402 Why’d you give up on miso soup

BALLS.423 Bringing that South Beach SEGABABA energy

tripping balls.401 And you know you are

BALLS.422 And don't forget the Joker: our NBA wins pool draft 2024-25

tripping balls.400 part 2: Choosing your favourite children

tripping balls.400 part 1: Tiers before bedtime

tripping balls.399 We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas

BALLS.421 Clapping in the right spots

BALLS.420 Got to give the people what they want

tripping balls.398 Can I get out of the lift now

BALLS.419 Inside your podcast there are two wolves

tripping balls.397 An intoxicating mix of the desperately washed and the never-heard-of

BALLS.418 Try not to suck at the simple things

tripping balls.396 Perineal sunning cults of the Mojave

BALLS.417½ The center cannot hold (ten yard penalty, replay first down)

tripping balls.395 Boogie oogie oogie til you just can’t boogie no more

BALLS.417 Graphic design is my passion

tripping balls.394 Fanging for a nasty sausage

BALLS.416 It was a ray gun, and it was nineteen eighty-one

tripping balls.393 Outstanding in your field

BALLS.415 What Beeso did on his holidays

tripping balls.392 The Judgment Night soundtrack this generation deserves

BALLS.414 They’ll be dancing in the streets of Nottingham tonight

tripping balls.391 Dirt bikes and space explosions

BALLS.413 Trying to win 0-0 on 0.0 xG

tripping balls.390 The vibe is the vibe

BALLS.412 Own goals, speccies and flounce assists

tripping balls.389 Let me thank you for just being you

BALLS.411 Jungs, es ist Schottland

tripping balls.388 A single sarcastic passive-aggressive thumbs-up emoji

BALLS.410 Wolves (won’t be) Back

tripping balls.387 Living in midsized rooms and lounges

BALLS.409 The secret to a much happier life

tripping balls.386 It’s not even Bandcamp Friday

BALLS.408 A message to you, Rudy

tripping balls.385 I can’t believe it’s not Butter Beats

BALLS.407 Uh-oh, Happy learned how to putt

tripping balls.384 Compulsively subverting the bit

BALLS.406 People forget Kapil Dev was a problem

tripping balls.383 There’s so much about the world I don’t understand

BALLS.405 When even John Farnham is telling you to wind it up

tripping balls.382 Oh that’s why this guy is a thing

BALLS.404 Nobody knows anything

tripping balls.381 The record company’s gonna give me lots of money and everything’s gonna be alright

BALLS.403 Chaos is a ladder

tripping balls.380 Dumb fun and dead festivals

BALLS.402 Spamming the Wemby button

tripping balls.379 Never go full Kiedis

BALLS.401 Boomers in Paris

tripping balls.378 That boy needs therapy

BALLS.400 What have been the most significant sporting moments across your lifetime?

tripping balls.377 The ecstatic colloquialism of populist songwriting

BALLS.399 Christian single in your area

tripping balls.376 Slow jams about the NHS

BALLS.398 One-sided beef week

tripping balls.375 Sixpence none the wiser

BALLS.397 I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul

tripping balls.374 Even Rocky had a montage

BALLS.396 A bit too much America

tripping balls.373 I wanna be mildly sedated

BALLS.395 I’m not that kind of doctor