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Turning This Car Around — 296 episodes
Moltz is self-made
ETotally Toobin
EI love my kids... but...
EQuarantine!
ECoins
EComatoast
EDoctors and Disney
ENipples and Cars
ESocks
EEverybody dies
EBirthday Lex
EFrozen Lip Syncing
EMaisel Tov
ESeven up?
EInternet Fridge
ENever Kill The Dog
EI got hair in my eye!
ERobot butler
EYellow Watch band parenting
EA heavy moving day
ERussian watches
EThe Munchiverse
EBack back back to school
EWreckfest
EDad It Yourself
EButt Photography
ECamp Killer
EMoltz's Urologist
ESummer Camp!
EThe Most Dangerous Game
ESnuggy Sutra
EColon blow and Cameo
EThe Island of Doctor Moreau
EThorok's Glasses
ECocaine Coat
EImmune To The Lava
ELunch shaming
ENobody Wants To Know That
EInfinity Bucket
EA Town Called Hancock
E500 Grand
E260: Circumnavigation
E259: Dumbo's Mom
E258: Doomsday Canning
E257: Crime Pays
E256: Marvelous
E255: Stinging Pee
E254: Saving My Life With My Butt
E253: TMI Inside Baseball
E252: Snow Days
E251: The Marble Cinematic Universe
E250: Cookies
E249: Pets eat the strangest things
E248: Death Grip on the Dead Sea
E247: A Christmas Chat
E246: Holiday Endgame
E245: Moltz's Connecticut Christmas
E244: ShrineFinder Rehearsal
E243: No Video Games for Old Men
E242: Thanksgivingish
E241: One Percent Kids
E240: Eye Possession
E239: Unpack My Away Luggage
E238: Halloween?
E237: Do Not Touch The Driver
E236: Potato Magic
E235: A Lot of DIY
E234: Struwwelpeter
E233: Neck Dongle
E232: C Pickle
E231: Cross-Knobbling
E230: Rent the Rendway
E229: Love Children of Rock
E228: Maaaaaaanscaping
E227: Testacular
E226: Command Key
E225: Monster Buffet
E224: Things You Can Throttle
E223: Products for Winners
E222: My people are big into money
E221: Passive Aggressive Revenge Strategies
E220: Always Play as Thanos
E219: Our Kids Are Already Ruined
E218: Eat It
E217: Moltz IS the Boilermaker
E216: 18
E215: Kleptosexual
E214: Cocaine Thursday
E213: Summer is Coming. With Thanos.
E212: Promo Code: Butts
E211: Car Terrors
E210: Spring Break, Dad Edition
E209: Professional Dad Opinions
E208: I don't need that
E207: It's Been Awhile
E206: Old Men Talking
E205: Not In An Armstrong Way
E204: The Kids Are Alright
E203: Kool Aid House on a River of Guns
E202: Work Emergency Possibly Involving Wolverine
E201: Steam Cleaning and Salad Questions
E200: Self-Waterboarding
E199: Best Fathering ProTips: Top 300 ways to embarass your kids
E198: Doing It Wrong. Again.
E197: Snownado 2018
E196: Not Good With Babies
E195: Have a Nice Xmas
E194: Video Mad Libs
E193: Probable Hershey Trip
E192: Men Really Really Really Really Suck
E191: Who Needs Oral Hygiene When You’re Dead
E190: Caramel Earwax Swirl
E189: Divorce doesn't have to suck
E188: Headless Horseman Situation
E187: Butt Puns
E186: Respect the Dead
E185: This week's show is cancelled due to Harvey
E184: Favorite Teachers
E183: Lightning Fast Hunter and Pecker
E182: Lex and Moltz Learn About Mormon Stuff
E181: Mazel Tov To You, Jon
E180: I'd love an option where I can throttle him
E179: Dog-Like Object
E178: Disney, No Kids!
E177: MaxPunCon
E176: Hamilton Slash Fiction
E175: Kids in Cars Not Having Coffee
E174: New Cars!
E173: Horrible Bike Puns
E172: Lex is a Hero
E171: Food & Fireworks
E170: Home Improvement
E169: The One Where the Boy Dies
E168: Lex's Father's Day
E167: I Was Literally In That Movie
E166: The Perviest Episode Ever
E165: LARP Disaster
E164: Sleepunder v Sleepfauxver
E163: Furiously Awkward
E162: Albert Brooks Hair was Fantastic in Taxi Driver
E161: This Ends Before I'm Born
E160: So Much Wrong With Everything
E159: YouTube Rathole
E158: Gone to the Dog
E157: Horror Show. For Kids!
E156: Missing Bidet
E155: Kids are Like Dogs
E154: Not Real Frustrated, Just Game Frustrated
E153: Kids R Weird
E152: Just for the Halibut
E151: Valentimes & Crafts
E150: Wildo the Schmildo
E149: All Games, No Politics
E148: An Inconvenient Reality
E147: The Podcast Party
E146: Stay Hydrated
E145: You Can Sext if You Want To
E144: The End of 2016
E143: Rouge One
E142: Manspread Like Keanu
E141: Fake News
E140: Avalon (Lex Needs to See This Movie)
E139: Number Two
E138: Make America Dads Great Again
E137: Election Hangover
E136: Electile Dysfunction
E135: Big
E134: Moltzytasking
E133: Halloween at Costco
E132: The Rebound, Jr.
E131: Lick the Third Rail
E130: Pictures Not Exhibited
E129: Back to School Follow-up
E128: iPhone 7! For Kids!
E127: Navigational & Marital Aids
E126: Hershey Highway
E125: Dad Guilt
E124: Binge Dranking
E123: Bidet Curious
E122: Summer Corn Circle
E121: Whipped Cream (Vodka) & Other Delights
E120: Nerds
E119: Everything is Awful
E118: OITNB LARP Camp
E117: Don't Touch My Kid
E116: My Connection is Better Than Yours
E115: Lex Pool Party
E114: Covered in Gorilla @#$%
E113: There's A Weird Switch Inside Me
E112: Strategic Conquest
E111: Harmonica Convergence
E110: Littler Hitler
E109: Live on Tape from the TTCA Tower
E108: Netflix and Dryl
E107: Sprained and Steampunk Dog
E106: How To Crush It At Disneyland
E105: Don't Insert Your Junk
E104: Disney Cheese Dog
E103: Baby Tampy
E102: Zombies Inside Out
E101: Civics
E100: The Granny Situation
E99: Designated Lunch Packer
E98: Frothy
E97: Lapsitter Thingmaker
E96: Four Holes for Your Butts
E95: FIreplaces are B.S.
E94: Enema Time
E93: Lex's Last Dance
E92: The Lex Awakens
E91: Snowball(ing)
E90: A Very Chomsky Christmas
E89: Stereotypically Lex
E88: Thankful for being born
E87: Record Breaking Prostate
E86: Guitar Shopping
E85: Helloween
E84: Holy My Goodness
E83: Star Wars Schtick
E83a: The Force is Calling
E82: Dad Boner
E81: 17 Inches of Dangling Hell
E80: Figurative Hole in the Ground
E79: Lex's Sleep Patterns
E78: GWAR
E77: Back in Time
E76: Nobody Has Sex in Pennsylvania
E75: Very Real, Very Estate
E74: Scared Straight-ish
E73: Illegalize It
E72: Death and Underwear
E71: Location, Location, Location
E70: Liam! Liam! Liam!
E69: Drinking Up to a New Level
E68: Ball Pit Full of Bunnies
E67: This Ain't SeaWorld, Grandma
E66: Bill O'Reilly Parts
E65: Sacrificial Phil
E64: Middle School Means No Bare Shoulders
E63: Summer Family Movie Blockbuster Edition
E62: Blood Coaster
E61: Learning and Some Hugging
E60: Apple Watching Kids
E59: Let's Get Physical. Or not.
E58: 5th Grade Camp
E57: I'm Conflicted At This Moment
E56: Musical Camp
E#55: Lexless
E54: Free Range Parenting
E53: The Random Show
E52: Performance Anxiety
E51: The Hard Questions
E50: Fears and Dogs
E49: And his name shall be Cody
E48: Anal Vacuuming Technique
E47: Rabbit Poop
E46: Vomit Jelly Beans
E45: Happy Puberty
E44: "Jews Don't Drink Eggnog"
E43: Holiday Johns
E42: Nearly Instantaneous Torque
E41: Some Families are Farting Families
E40: LARPing the Manger
E39: Minions Don't Have [redacted]
E38: Judgment & Blow
E37: Teens on the Corner
E36: Pro-Naked-Butt-Farting Tag
E35: There Are Two Holes In The Basement Wall
E34: You'll Never Love a Clown Again
E33: Mucous Powers Activate!
E32: Stay Off-Property
E31: Accidental Car Podcast
E30: Back to School
E29: My Wife Would Not Say She's Been Lucky
E28: I'm No Longer Fulfilled Taking Him to the Bathroom
E27: You Can't Handle This Train
E26: Not-Yet-Born Kirk Cameron
E25: Brian's Pants Were Permanently Attached
E24: A Dishwasher Is More Important Than Meat. Also Bourbon.
E23: There is a Beaver in the Nursery
E22: Useless Nipples
E#21: Swords and Guns and ...
E#20: Don't Put Fireworks Up Your Butt
E#19: The Pool Whisperer
E#18: Tell Your Mom I Said Hi
E#17: Sex Talk 2: Army of [Redacted]
E#16: Why Do You Need the Rooster?
E#15: Mistakes Were Made
E#14: You're in Second Grade and Your Ass is Still in First
E#13: I've Been Vetted
E#12: Elmo Ate Daddy
E#11: I Don't Have Time for That
E#10: Stay in School
E#9: Ron is the 7th Cylon
E#8: Rad Hair
E#7: Monsters Do Not Like Poodle Farts
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