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Turtle Soup: A TMNT Podcast — 345 episodes
Episode 344: Fruit By The Foot!
Episode 343: Oroku Sharki!
Episode 342: He Hee!
Episode 341: When I Bip, You Bip, We Bip!
Episode 340: Ugh... Help Me!
Episode 339: Vampire Picnic!
Episode 338: Rot In Hell!
Episode 337: You Are... NOT The Daughter!
Episode 336: The Good, The Shad, And The Ugly!
Episode 335: A Helicopter Filled With Buff Dudes!
Episode 334: Wait Til You See My Dad!
Episode 333: Send Me Archangel!
Episode 332: The Turtle Soup 2000 and 1!
Episode 331: That April O'Neil...
Episode 330: Dr. Jr. Medicine Baby!
Episode 329: Ol' Abner Cadaver and The Cryin' Zombie Boys!
Episode 328: Lord Slumoltaneous and The Gauntlet Hoors!
Episode 327: One Headlight!
Episode 326: Adventures In Turtleopolis!
Episode 325: Ninja Nets and College Debts!
Episode 324: See You In The Morning Funnies!
Episode 323: Master of the Malleable Muscle Wrath Reach Around!
Episode 322: Flick Of The Wrist!
Episode 321: Thunder Crussy!
Episode 320: The Real Feel Turtle-Skin!
Episode 319: Space: The Final Front Tail!
Episode 318: Capital Conclusion!
Episode 317: Turtle Burglar!
Episode 316: My Chemistry Bromance!
Episode 315: Gorilla Interrupted!
Episode 314: Rocket Shoes!
Episode 313: Giggling In The Garbage!
Episode 312: Spontaneous Don-gasmic Combustion!
Episode 311: Old Wiener Lord and The Turtle Tong Boys!
Episode 310: Greedy Gorilla Goon Gangster Gang!
Episode 309: Dr Quese Medicine Woman!
Episode 308: Good Doggy Groovy Turtle Costume Guys!
Episode 307: Great Apespectations!
Episode 306: Baby Turtle Borefest!
Episode 305: Poolin’ Ain’t Chi-zy!
Episode 304: The Junk Is Magic!
Episode 303: Certified Turtlefied!
Episode 302: And Count Your Teeth!
Episode 301: Return To Your Home In The Toilet!
Episode 300: Adopted Daughter And Apprentice!
Episode 299: Yo! Jimbo!
Episode 298: A Rose Among The Thorns (and “So, Basically” Vol 6)!
Episode 297: Shredd-Her!
Episode 296: The Feet Clan Clash!
Episode 295: Triceratominatrix!
Episode 294: Dummy Thick Dino Tricks!
Episode 293: Hand Sandwich!
Episode 292: Vaseline Trap!
Episode 291: The Old Bad Bat Dad Back Stab!
Episode 290: RUGOODNTHE SACKI?
Episode 289: Foghorn Leghorn 2099!
Episode 288: A Farewell to Arms!
Episode 287: All She Wants To Do Is Smooch!
Episode 286: Don Stroker’s Digital Devastation!
Episode 285: If You Die Lettuce Know In The Chat!
Episode 284: Jerry Randall’s Bat Vax Scandal!
Episode 283: Ol’ Kid Big Bang and the Lil Raph’lls!
Episode 282: Pub and Grind!
Episode 281: Get In The Pit and Play!
Episode 280: HWOKH Hard?
Episode 279: Rad Rat Dad to Bad Bat Dad?
Episode 278: Full Metal Donatello!
Episode 277: Tomayko, Tomahko!
Episode 276: The 10th Hole!
Episode 275: Hero With a Half face!
Episode 274: Duck, Duck, Gus!
Episode 273: So, Basically… vol 5!
Episode 272: Headlights After Midnight!
Episode 271: Glock Blocked!
Episode 270: Old Johnny Woo Woo and the Beat Em Up Bar Boys!
Episode 269: Cowa-Boinga Transpizzafication!
Episode 268: Graduation Day!
Episode 267: All Hands On Mung!
Episode 266: Globfather Knows Best!
Episode 265: 15 Hour Death Fall To The Dreggnaught!
Episode 264: Shrang, Actually!
Episode 263: So, Anyway, I Just Started Grabbing!
Episode 262: Qwerty Keys and Circus Freaks!
Episode 261: A Mung Among Us!
Episode 260: Hometown, Japan!
Episode 259: Mini Mikey’s Mighty Morphin Mustache Misadventure!
Episode 258: The Devil’s Monster!
Episode 257: Full Frontal Phony Turtle Taint!
Episode 256: Waterbed Coptoonalingus!
Episode 255: Old Melty Helmet and the Soggy Bread Boys!
Episode 254: Better Turtles. Better Ninjas. Good Americans!
Episode 253: What’s So Special About Your Dad?
Episode 252: Uncle Shreddums!
Episode 251: Nightmare on 44th and Broadway!
Episode 250: Babs To The Bone!
Episode 249: DQ Kill and Chill!
Episode 248: Future Fighting Friendalingous!
Episode 247: All Along The Clock Tower!
Episode 246: Group Mutation!
Episode 245: Momma Didn’t Raise No Hot Lunch!
Episode 244: Carter, Don’t!
Episode 243: What about Carter?
Episode 242: Youth has no patience!
Episode 241: Tough Tomatoes!
Episode 240: It’s Whats Going On!
Episode 239: Size Ain’t Everything!
Episode 238: Quagmire of Turpitude!
Episode 237: For The Kill!
Episode 236: Slouchy Soggy Sojourn!
Episode 235: Mega Metal Mutant Menagerie!
Episode 234: So, Basically… Vol 4!
Episode 233: Dark Mu and the Double Down Dark Devil Daddy Shredder Sucker Bois!
Episode 232: Don’t Be A Perv In Splinter’s Body While Throwing Your Pizza At Blood!
Episode 231: Shredder’s New Groove!
Episode 230: The Daimyo Escape Plan!
Episode 229: Lil Donatello and The Frog Cart Boys!
Episode 228: Might Be A Lil Dust On The Scepter!
Episode 227: Hail Santa!
Episode 226: Didn’t Seem To Hurt You None!
Episode 225: It Was All… A Mirage!
Episode 224: Someone Took My Life Tonight… Water Bear!
Episode 223: No’ Body, Mo’ Problems!
Episode 222: Return of the Mech!
Episode 221: Goof in the sheets, Havoc in the streets!
Episode 220: Pop Secret Information!
Episode 219: I Never Bluff!
Episode 218: The Return of Tim London!
Episode 217: Don’t Hiatus, We’re Back!
Episode 216: Micro Mutant Turtles and The Mighty Max Knock Off Boys!
Episode 215: Slop Copter!
Episode 214: Leather Daddy Leo without a Cause!
Episode 213: Plastic Love!
Episode 212: So Basically Vol. 3! (2019)
Episode 211: The Utmost… Until It Died!
Episode 210: Raphael and The Guy She Tells You Not To Worry About!
Episode 209: Meow Meow Lobotomy!
Episode 208: He’s A Craniac… For Brains!
Episode 207: Cyber Samurai Suitalingus!
Episode 206: Ol’ Dr. Dick and the Naked Turtle Boys!
Episode 205: Back Off Witch, He’s Mine!
Episode 204: Kung Fool!
Episode 203: A Gush Of That Moon Sauce!
Episode 202: Wait Till You See My Trek!
Episode 200: Looks Like We Made It!
Episode 201: Bread Rush!
Episode 199: Dead Mutanimals and the Anonymous Gun Boys!
Episode 198: Get Bent!
Episode 197: Globe Job!
Episode 196: Cocaine and Crystal Death!
Episode 195: Blackhole Sons!
Episode 194: Josh Gropin and the Black Hole Boys!
Episode 193: Technological Pants Down!
Episode 192: Melissa Explains Nothing At All!
Episode 191: Middle-Aged Lobotomy!
Episode 190: Lemme Hear Ya Bleed!
Episode 189: So Basically Vol. 2! (2018)
Episode 188: Turtle Soup Triumphant!
Episode 187: Nailing Knights In The Medieval Zone!
Episode 186: Cast Them In Irons!!!
Episode 185: Early For Tomorrow!
Episode 184: Episode 184, The Episode!
Episode 183: Accidentally Disgraceful As Fffffuuuugggggghhhhh!
Episode 182: The Tsunami Box!
Episode 181: Rise of the Dank Turtles!
Episode 180: Now You Smell Like Fish!
Episode 179: Papers Please!
Episode 178: Countdown To Goodness!
Episode 177: The Runnin’ Of The Bull$#!*!
Episode 176: Rudy The Robot Gigolo!
Episode 175: Old Dad Splinter and Bodacious Baggett Boys!
Episode 174: Prepare for Buttle!
Episode 173: Deems Fightin’ Words!
Episode 172: Don’t Let Your Dreams Be Memes!
Episode 171: Bookworm and The Klepto Organ Boy!
Episode 170: Let Me Fatboy Slim Ya!
Episode 169: Wake Up Daddy!
Episode 168: Casper Milktoast!
Episode 167: Strange American!
Episode 166: MacRiddles!
Episode 165: So Basically… Part 1
Episode 164: A Savage Drag-on!
Episode 163: Now, Living Happily As A Merdude!
Episode 162: Merdude and the Devil’s Lettuce!
Episode 161: Cocky He-Males
Episode 160: PODCAST III
Episode 159: I DONT DO NOTHING WITHOUT THE MASK!
Episode 158: Meet Me On The Astral Plane!
Episode 157: Clean Freak On A Leash!
Episode 156: Old Chien Khan and the Dogstar Boys!
Episode 155: Golden Triangle On His Sleeve!
Episode 154: Years or Minutes!?!?!?
Episode 153: Only You Know If The Risk Is Worth The Possible Results…
Episode 152: AAA Zoocurity!!!
Episode 151: Hey Chucks!!!
Episode 150: TOMORROW YOU MIGHT DIE!!!
Episode 149: Ninjara and Dem Demon Ass Darlins!
Episode 148: Future Shark Shock Sadness Madness!
Episode 147: Mortal Klonebat!
Episode 146: Small Business Successilingus!
Episode 145: Vote NO on Clyde!!!
Episode 144: From The Window, To The Wall!
Episode 143: That’s How You Get Demons!
Episode 142: This Turtles On Fire!!!
Episode 141: Smells Like Ninja Spirit
Episode 140: Young Urban Professionals
Episode 139: Shred Like You Were Dyin’!
Episode 138: MANRAY(GE)!!!
Episode 137: Armaggon and the Cryin’ Indian Boys
Episode 136: The Harem Globetrotters!
Episode 135: For Me Madre…
Episode 134: AL’FALQA And The Bouncin’ Bungee Boys!!!
Episode 133: Pig Party!
Episode 132: Sally Field Feels
Episode 131: Sloppy Moms
Episode 130: You Don’t Eat A Ratking
Episode 129: Mom’s Dead, and You’re Not Old Dad!
Episode 128: The Implied Pepperoni
Episode 127: Maelstrom of Silence
Episode 126: Love Slave Baby
Episode 125: Backlot Experience!
Episode 124: KING MEEE!!!
Episode 123: Oops… All Monsters.
Episode 122: Chief, Chief… GOOSE!
Episode 121: Pad or Pencil?
Episode 120: I’m Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Muffler!!!
Episode 119: The Umpire Strikes Back!
Episode 118: Always Open For Packages…
Episode 117: The One Hour Hypersoup Heist!
Episode 116: Just Say No To Your Wurm
Episode 115: Foot-Foolin’ Turtle Head
Episode 114: Put Your Name On It!
Episode 113: Callipygous to the Max!
Episode 112: Fork Over The Wampum!
Episode 111: Turtle Brew, I’m Into You…
Episode 110: I Win, You Ooze…
Episode 109: Foot Fetish
Episode 108: Ich Bin Nur Befehle!
Episode 107: Triceraton and Chill?
Episode 106: Urban Decay is Urban…
Episode 105: The Turtles Got a Bobsled Team…
Episode 104: It’s Not My Scale!
Episode 103: Raph’s Rift Rafting Reflections
Episode 102: Tears For Years
Episode 101: Beatin’ on Bozos
Episode 100: Turtle Soup in TIME!!!
Episode 99: Za’Zel OP 2015!
Episode 98: Like a Turtle Do!
Episode 97: Life Debts and Altar Boy Regrets
Episode 96: Cloning Around…
Episode 95: #likeavernon
Episode 94: Live From Trope-icana Field!
Episode 93: Turtle Soup’s Badd Time
Episode 92: Born to be Best Buds!
Episode 91: Bad Hare Day…
Episode 90: Breasted Gene Simmons…
Episode 89: Meanwhile, Back On The Ranch…
Episode 88: Pen Pals and Palm Trees…
Episode 87: THEY ATE MY EGGS!!!
Episode 86: All Aboard the S.S. Good Times
Episode 85: Chill Out! Let’s Party! Cowabunga!
Episode 84: How Now, Mad Cow?
Episode 83: In the Mouth of Sadness…
Episode 82: “It’s No Fun When They Faint!”
Episode 81: You Call This… Family?
Episode 80: The Passion of the Ice
Episode 79: One Milliondy Years BC!
Episode 78 – Old Comic Book Day
Episode 77 – Domestic Danny and the Riverdale Ransom!
Episode 76 – TEDs Talk
Episode 75 – Call Me Fishmeal, Brother…
Episode 74 – Toitle Recall
Episode 73 – Can’t Stop Sucking Grutnip…
Episode 72 – The Confederate. Cuff Link. Caper.
Episode 71 – Live from the Blast-o-rama Pleasure Dome!
Episode 70 – Accidentally Discriminating as Fuggg…
Episode 69 – Rat Faced Dude Guy
Episode 68 – “You are… NOT THE DESCENDANT!”
Episode 67 – OH, THE MUTANITY!
Episode 66 – Turtles Squirt with Honor!!!
Episode 65 – G Clef and the Special Slash
Episode 64 – Pick-a-Piece-a-Mona-Lisa!
Episode 63 – Turtle Recall
Episode 62 – Ol’ Captain Cruelic and the Gorlic Bread Boys!
Episode 61 – Hungry for Howie!
Episode 60 – Turtle Necker Garbage Copter.
Episode 59 – Shredder’s Mom’s Got It Going On…
Episode 58 – Tonight He Dines on Turtle Soup…
Episode 57 – The Ol’ Sniff n’ Squirt.
Episode 56 – I Hate Music!
Episode 55 – 21st Century Wizard Warrior
Episode 54 – FOR CHICO MENDEZ!!!
Episode 53 – Bode-cious Babes, Sun!
Episode 52 – Squigglin’ Wigglin’
Episode 51 – Spin That Wheel!
Episode 50 – Something… From the Past…
Episode 49 – “I Long to Suck the Sweet Flesh!”
Episode 48 – Paper Plate Pandemonium!
Episode 47 – Black Curtain Embrace
Episode 46 – THE BOUNTY BOYS ARE HERE!!!
Episode 45 – Faster, Babe! Feel the BURN!!!
Episode 44 – Drunk Greg Goes to Town!
Episode 43 – Retro Racist Mutagen Ray…
Episode 42 – The Highly Desired Technology Showcase!
Episode 41 – The Retarded Jimmy Buffet of the New Millennium.
Episodes 40 – Old Drink, No Tip…
Episode 39 – The Naval Jackpot.
Episode 38 – Kung Pow Lobotomy!
Episode 37 – The Slack of The Beyond.
Episode 36 – If You Don’t Go, You’re Gonna Blow…
Episode 35 – Hook a Ninja Up!
Episode 34 – Two Big Ol’ Katas!
Episode 33 – Accidentally Racy as Fugggg…
Episode 32 – The Inside Story…
Episode 31 – Ol’ Colonel Booder and the Cryin’ Indian Boys
Episode 30 – Life’s a BEACH!
Episode 29 – New York’s Premier Kick-Man
Episode 28 – Givin’ Me the Misery…
Episode 27 – Fun with Tongue Guns.
Episode 26: Jessica Hahn and the Slash For Cash… Dojo.
Episode 25 – IF. GET. SERIOUS!
Episode 24 – Accidentally Asian as Fuggg…
Episode 23 – “Wait’ll You See My Tech…”
Episode 22 – “Wow, You’re a Regular Abe Lincoln…”
Episode 21- Art, Art of Art, Aartvark.
Episode 20 – Havin’ Some Sport With the Fat One!
Episode 19 – Not Even Time Machines Are a Match For a Nice, Big Stick
Episode 18: Get Off My 'Chuk!
Episode 17: I Am The Rat King... I Cn Do Anything...
Episode 16: Gold Bricks and Gun Facts!
Episode 15: 3 Hour Death-Fall to the Technodrome!
Episode 14: Battle Babes and Warrior Braids!
Episode 13: Starring Skonk, Nobody and The Outback R*pist!
Episode 12: Chet's Special Export Beer!
Episode 11: Wugga, Wugga, Gaijin - IT'S GO TIME!
Episode 10: Live From My Deathbed In Japan!
Episode 9: The Late Night Adventures of Lord Simultaneous (and the Digital Cosmic Quartz)!
Episode 8: Set Beams On Heavy Stun!
Episode 7: The Swill of Champions!
Episode 6: Eureka! It Works!!!
Episode 5: Domestic Danny and the Bag Of Tricks!
Episode 4: Look Out, Scum! Casey's Cumin'!
Episode 3: Ah Ha! Do Not Ambulate!
Episode 2: I'm Evil As Shit!
Episode 1: Soaked In Blood!
Episode 0: Too Much Of A Good Thing!