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Jessel Taank Summer (RHONY S16 E2 Recap)

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Patreon Teaser: Ariana Madix Starring in ‘Just in Time’ on Broadway

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In Memory of Luann's Uncle (RHUGT: Roaring 20th E6 Recap)

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The Lowest Hanging Fruit (RHOC S20 E10 Recap)

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When Life Hands Liam Lemons (Next Gen NYC S2 Finale Recap)

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The Horse and the Snake (RHONY S16 E1 Recap)

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Patreon Teaser: James Kennedy and Ally Lewber Get Diagnosed as "Twin Flames"

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A Circle of Jerks (RHUGT: Roaring 20th E5 Recap)

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Miss Juicy (RHOC S20 E9 Recap)

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The Great Spiritual Leader of Our Time (Next Gen NYC S2 E11 Recap)

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Villa Rosa Film Society Presents - Twilight: New Moon (Abridged)

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Patreon Teaser: Lala the Ultimate Hypocrite

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The Return of NeNe Leakes (RHUGT: Roaring 20th E4 Recap)

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No Kids No Careers (RHOC S20 E8 Recap)

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Has Liam Told You Lately That He Loves You? (Next Gen NYC S2 E10 Recap)

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The New Housewives of Atlanta (RHOA S17 Reunion Pt. 3 Recap)

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C'est Bonne C'est Bonne (RHUGT: Roaring 20th E2 + E3 Recap)

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Patreon Teaser: Raquel Leviss Gets an "Idea"

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Who Found The Grand Canyon (RHOC S20 E7 Recap)

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The Heightening (The Valley S3 Reunion Part 3 Recap)

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How To Boil Water (Next Gen NYC S2 E9 Recap)

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Patreon Teaser: The Night of Scandoval

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The Peach Life (RHOA S17 Reunion Pt. 1 + 2 Recap)

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Next Gen MCB (The McBee Dynasty S3 Finale Recap)

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Caramella (RHOC S20 E6 Recap)

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We'll Always Have Paris Las Vegas (Next Gen NYC S2 E8 Recap)

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The Bookos Vs. The Capernas (The Valley S3 Reunion Part 2 Recap)

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Space Cowboy (The McBee Dynasty S3 E9 Recap)

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The Center Symbol Holders (RHUGT: Roaring 20th E1 Recap)

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Jeff’s Juke-Joint Judo Queen (RHOC S20 E5 Recap)

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House of Stassi: A Season 1 Rectrospective

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Mr. Big Vs. Mr. Pig (Next Gen NYC S2 E7 Recap)

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Trolled by Jax (The Valley S3 Reunion Part 1 Recap)

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I Pronounce Thee to Be, Mr. And Mrs. McBee (The McBee Dynasty S3 E8 Recap)

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Real Housewives of Carmella (RHOC S20 E4 Recap)

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The Return of Stassi Schroeder (House of Stassi S1 Premiere Recap)

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Nepo Dad (Next Gen NYC S2 E6 Recap)

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Interview with Count Bookula (The Valley S3 Finale Recap)

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How to Date an Entrepreneur (In The City S1 Reunion Pt. 2 Recap)

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Home Is Where the Antlers Hang (The McBee Dynasty S3 E7 Recap)
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Patreon Teaser: The Inspiration for Tom Sandoval's Mustache

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El Regreso de Las Tres Amigas (RHOC S20 E3 Recap)

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The Depths of Brooklyn (Next Gen NYC S2 E5 Recap)

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Disappointed in Doute (The Valley S3 E17 Recap)

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A Little Minion (In The City S1 Reunion Pt. 1 Recap)

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Free McBee (The McBee Dynasty S3 E6 Recap)

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Gone Gunvalson (RHOC S20 E2 Recap)
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Rocky Mountain Chocolate Horror Show (Next Gen NYC S2 E4 Recap)

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Danny’s Advocate (The Valley S3 E16 Recap)

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Me, You, West and Salley (In The City S1 Finale Recap)

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10 Days of Intimacy (The McBee Dynasty S3 E5 Recap)

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Patreon Teaser: "Go Crawl in Your Hole, Troll" - A Breakdown of Ariana and Lala's Season 9 Finale Fight

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A Woohoo Moment (RHOC S20 E1 Recap)

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Hannah Montana's Mom (Next Gen NYC S2 E3 Recap)

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Booko's Big Boat Blowout (The Valley S3 E15 Recap)

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The Haunted Forest (In The City S1 E8 Recap)

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Will You Take Thee To Be Your Mr. McBee (The McBee Dynasty S3 E4 Recap)

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Patreon Teaser: Amy and Riley Discuss Taylor Swift's Wedding Again

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The Great Zaxby (Next Gen NYC S2 E2 Recap)

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Danny Can't Dance (The Valley S3 E14 Recap)

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The Girl in White (In The City S1 E7 Recap)

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The Crying of the Cows (The McBee Dynasty S3 E3 Recap)

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The End of the Rhode (RHORI S1 Reunion Pt. 2 Recap)

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Patreon Teaser: Lisa Vanderpump Buys Photos of Ariana Madix's Feet

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Exit Janet (The Valley S3 E13 Recap)

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Charlie and the Crypto Torture House (Next Gen NYC S2 E1 Recap)

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The Loneliest Extrovert in the World (In The City S1 E6 Recap)

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The Doll of Chucky (The McBee Dynasty S3 E2 Recap)

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Sally the Slammer (RHORI S1 Reunion Pt. 1 Recap)

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Patreon Teaser: Ariana Madix's Birthday Bash at Tramp Stamp Granny's

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I Survived Schwartzapalooza (The Valley S3 E12 Recap)

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How the West Was Done (Summer House: The Aftermath + In The City S1 E5 Recaps)

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The United States v. The McBee Dynasty (The McBee Dynasty S3 E1 Recap)

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Escape to Block Island (RHORI S1 Finale Recap)

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It Reeks of Jax (The Valley S3 E11 + RHORI S1 E11 Recap)

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Amanda Goes West (Summer House S10 Reunion Pt. 3 + In The City S1 E4 Recap)

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Patreon Teaser: The Worst Scene in Vanderpump Rules History

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The Monster in the Fridge (The Valley S3 E10, RHORI S1 E10, and RHOA S17 E9 Recaps)

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The West Show (Summer House S10 Reunion Pt. 2 + In The City S1 E3 Recap)

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Patreon Teaser: Brock Davies' Mad Max-Themed Pool Party
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The Slam Pig of the Year Awards (The Valley S3 E9, RHORI S1 E9, and RHOA S17 E8 Recaps)

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Amanda's Awakening (Summer House S10 Reunion Pt. 1 + In The City S1 E2 Recap)

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Patreon Teaser: The Worst Episode of Vanderpump Rules

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Giveth Them Lala (The Valley S3 E8, RHORI S1 E8, and RHOA S17 E7 Recaps)

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Bye Bye House (Summer House S10 Finale + In The City Premiere)

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Patreon Teaser: Dr. Paul Nassif "Nose" The Truth About Raquel's Nose

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The Dark Side of Danny Drunko (The Valley S3 E7, RHORI S1 E7, and RHOA S17 E6 Recaps)

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A Little More Going On (Summer House S10 E15 Recap)

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Patreon Teaser: Schwartz and Sandoval Meet Their Nemesis, Greg from The Belmont

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The Eye of Kristen (The Valley S3 E6 and RHOBH S15 Reunion Pt. 3 Recaps)

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Patreon Teaser: The Villa Rosa Film Society Presents - The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

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Lindsay Hubbard's Second Annual Freedom Dinner (Summer House S10 E14, RHORI S1 E6, and RHOA S17 E5 Recaps)

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Patreon Teaser: Lisa Vanderpump Finds Out About Brock Davies' Past

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The One Where Kathy Hilton Goes on the AI Jello Diet (The Valley S3 E5 and RHOBH S15 Reunion Pt. 2 Recaps)

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Ciara's Person (Summer House S10 E13, RHORI S1 E5, and RHOA S17 E4 Recaps)

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Patreon Teaser: The Aftermath of James Kennedy's Proposal

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The Shadow Over the Valley (The Valley S3 E4 and RHOBH S15 Reunion Pt. 1 Recaps)

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Can We Just Be Best Friends Again? (Summer House S10 E12, RHORI S1 E4, and RHOA S17 E3 Recaps)

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Patreon Teaser: Brock Davies Vs. Scheana's Mom

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Patreon Teaser: The Worst Named Bar in Town

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