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Two Each Way — 81 episodes

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How Ross became the GREATEST Horse owner of ALL TIME!

2

This is going to take 25 years for Ross to recover & ICELANDIC HANDBALL

3

The universe SPEAKS to Hame, and MOCKS Ross!

4

New week, same Captain Maverick

5

Hamish or Hamlisch?

6

How many cows does Ross have?!

7

The iconic broadcaster making a return to the game!

8

Is it time for the multi HAMISH multi?

9

Ross gets a text from his horse?

10

Hame has a career day!

11

Who would you call to get you OUT of a two-shot penalty on the golf course?

12

The boys have a sponsor!

13

The 'George Costanza' Strategy: How Doing the Exact Opposite Wins

14

The 'one in one billion 'New York Knicks' miracle, and can Ross convince Hame to take over Melbourne Airport's PA system?

15

Ross reveals Hamish's doppelganger!

16

Ross raps George Orwell “I thought it was Eminem”

17

Ross' MILLIONS (imaginary) and Hame's having a shocker

18

Hame's run in with the Police

19

Two Each Way brought to you by Okanui…. Don’t lose your shirt

20

Go hard or go home we’re at the Bool! & Ross is a wanker

21

Buying a Horse to impress Michelle Payne

22

Ross’ new horse is “Black Caviar-esque” the sky’s the limit

23

"I have never seen a Jockey CHEAT more than this!"

24

Jack Gunston & is anyone able to help give Hame a lift?.... Anyone?

25

The Father of the year & Horse racing is a REDACT game!

26

Dos Each Way & mid show Betting is BACK!

27

This weekend's tips & the Multi Listener Multi! (GET INVOLVED)

28

Farewell to the people's horse “This is the greatest day of my racing life”

29

The funniest "horse racing" podcast is back & with a big announcement!

30

SEASON FINAL: Try talking about horses less...

31

Mick Jagger, Denzel, The Ashes.... oh yeah and horse racing!

32

The Ashes, Hame the Billionaire & a 'six leg Camel festival

33

Urinals, Michael Caine and Shakespeare at Flemington

34

"When the universe is slapping you in the face and smashing you in the nuts!"

35

The absolute "MORAL" for the Melbourne Cup!

36

David Hayes - "I know what it’s like to be Elvis"

37

Old Cock gets up!

38

The Jockey that jumped off, Hame lost a farm & Wyclif and The Cup!

39

Hame has Elon Musk covered “I had the best night of my life” & Ross' "Panadoliday"

40

Our WORST episode yet! What is Waller wearing? & Ross' cursed horses

41

Ross is yet to smell Jasmine & Hame goes 8 for 8 and buys a new Horse

42

"No Damage Done!" - We're coming back for the SPRING CARNIVAL!

43

FINAL EPISODE: “I used to do this podcast for fun, now it's out of necessity”

44

"THAT'S how you win the Quaddie" and a Million shoes on Shoeless!

45

Ross' apology 'your guys is shit', and you won't guess who the guest is!

46

‘This horse should never be seen near a racetrack again’

47

'Wyclif is going well', the greatest SP Coup EVER and the Pope market

48

Ross is the 'WINX of parenting' and look for teeth 'this Saturday!'

49

Hame's Trump impersonation and 'why I hate all jockeys'

50

‘The universe is speaking and it is saying… TRUMAN’

51

Matt Hill did it! AND ‘I’m nearly going to have to give up the punt’

52

Waller - 'I almost had very very good day' and Matt Hill's challenge!

53

If I have a win.... I will appear NUDE

54

'Here comes SEXY ROSS'

55

'If you haven't been on your feet, you better get up now!!!'

56

Artie Fishall and The Intelligence - Wyclif is a Camel

57

The People's Camel!

58

A premiership coach and a Melbourne Cup winning Jockey walk into a podcast...

59

'What has happened to this horse since I sold it!?!'

60

Hamish's rotten luck and Ross backs a horse LIVE

61

The People's Horse AND 'Thank you Racing for delivering me a derelict Turkish Captain'

62

Ross and Hame's heads fall off 'that was the highlight of my life'

63

'Money not in pocket, money not in your' and a tributes to 'Patto'

64

'A horse I once owned, that you didn't own, that you now own, that I don't own'

65

Katy Perry's Sandown prediction and being a derelict cost Ross $4m

66

We try predicting the winner at Sandown using AI

67

The LIVE OMEN bet you must hear to believe and Ross makes some Hawks VERY happy

68

We're baaaacck for the Spring Racing Carnival!

69

The ebbs and flows of racing and SEE YOU IN SPRING!

70

There is always a next race

71

Ross finally unlocks the secret to 420... and Hame is a spy

72

You'd hate to be wrong in a two horse race

73

God bless Pride of Jenni

74

How could you name an ordinary horse Shakespeare!?

75

A Camel, becomes a legend!

76

The perfect Easter 'the couch and silence'

77

The odds that Ross' handsome son is actually his

78

The 'Camel' gets up and why is Ross seeing 420 everywhere!?

79

Bring the fun back to racing!

80

Racing is 'a sort of higher vocation'

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Trailer: Two Each Way