All Episodes
Two Gays One Show — 173 episodes
Episode 172- Beg for it you dirty sluts
Episode 171- French Men Have Big Dicks
Episode 170 Part 2- I’m Going to Punch you in the Tit
Episode 170 Part 1- Do you Ever Just Piss so Hard you Cry?
Episode 169 Part 2- Why Does the Car get Filled But Not Me?
Episode 169 Part 1- Hello. Please Stop.
Episode 168- Dominos and Diabetes
Episode 167- #You_Have_a_Curious _Nose
Episode 166- You Look Like a God Damn Drunk Muppet
Episode 165- You Don’t Style your Ass Hair?
Episode 164- I Want to Rub her Bald Head on my Pussy
Episode 163- Let her Dick Run Freeeeee
Episode 162- Put your Money where your Cooch is
Episode 161- The Crème Egg Prostitute
Episode 160- Where’s that Happy Trail Lead?
Episode 159- Reincarnate me Mommy
Episode 158- We Love Bald People
Episode 157- Get me a Hash Brown you Slut
Episode 156- Barney has a Huge Fat Cock
Episode 155- You Should Sprinkle my Ashes on your Bagel
Episode 154- The Scrotum Hoe Down
Episode 153- The Little Queef that Could
Episode 152- A Co-operative Lobotomy
Episode 151- Blood Clots Anonymous
Episode 150- The Hot Dog That Ruined Everything
Episode 149- How many Gays does it take to Screw in a Light Bulb?
Episode 148- She’s squirting everywhere!
Episode 147- Keep your Balls Close and your Enemies Closer
Episode 146- La petite cooch
Episode 145- A Pine Scented Tampon
Episode 144- What the Fuck is a Futch??
Episode 143- When I Grow Up, I Want to be an Enema
Episode 142- Narcolepsy and Necrophilia
Episode 141- Rocking an Erection 24/7
Episode 140- You’re a Celibate Jock
Episode 139- A Spunky Spanking Ruler Sister
Episode 138 PART TWO- Some High Notes Require You to Shit
Episode 138 PART ONE- Freud was my Daddy
Episode 137- A Spanking Sneezing Son of a Bitch
Episode 136- The Hole Sisters
Episode 135- Sensual Coffee Drinkers and Lesbian Whores
Episode 134- Birthday Bitch
Episode 133- Telling me You’re Horny is Uncouth
Episode 132- I am a Bottom. Hear me Roar.
Episode 131- Please Touch me I'm Horny
Episode 130- I love Jesus But I Drink a Little
Episode 129- Plain and Simple Like my Tits
Episode 128- Twinks Only Eat Soup Naked
Episode 127- Talking About my Micropenis
Episode 126- A Ginormous Hairy Gay Man on Crack
Episode 125- It Always Comes Back to Badonkadonks
Episode 124- I Like my Men Like I Like my Dad…
Episode 123- I Wish I was a Turnip….Then my Dad Might Love me
Episode 122- A Bisexual Panromantic Slutty Boi
Episode 121- Pink, Girthy, and Fabulous
Episode 120- Happy Pride Month Chupacabras
Episode 119- My Dick is Like a Noodle
Episode 118- Fuck my Ass Mr. Scabby the Rat
Episode 117- We Will Tell the Whole Internet Your Dick Size
Episode 116- I’ve Officially been Gang Banged by Every Race
Episode 115- My Fanny was Flapping in the Wind Harder than a Chicken Fucking an Elephant
Episode 114- I’d Send my Mom a Dick Pic
Episode 113- A Butt Plug Wears You…You Don’t Wear It
Episode 112- If I Touch your Ear will you Squirt?
Episode 111- My Grandma Faked her Own Death
Episode 110- I’d Love to put Skittles in your Asshole
Episode 109- That’s What Good Pussy Sounds Like
Episode 108- Babies Aren’t Real (Ft. Meghan's Spicy Ass)
Episode 107- Turning the Freaking Frogs Gay
Episode 106- Have you ever Liquified a Baby
Episode 105- I got my Dick Stuck in the Hole of the Hot Tub
Episode 104- Dress-up like a Leprechaun and Eat a lot of Grass
Episode 103- You’re Having Sex With my Dad?
Episode 102- My Gay Addiction
Episode 101- A Gentleman with Crackhead Energy
Episode 99-Where There’s a Womb, There’s a Way
Episode 98- A Rampaging Homosexual who is Ready to Fuck
Episode 97- Free Bleeding in the Afterlife
Episode 96- Don’t Share your Razor with a Turkey
Episode 95- Liquidy Nonsense
Episode 94- Wanna Play Ding Dong Ditch With my Ass?
Episode 93- Fingerbanging my Grandma
Episode 92- Caffeine and Crystal Meth
Episode 91- I Will Shoot Santa on Sight
Episode 90- She Uses Poo-pourri in Her Own Home (Ft. Amelia’s Asian Wasion Ass)
Episode 89- I put a lot of Things in my Taco
Episode 88- We Always Come Back to Cannibalism
Episode 87- I Wash my Pubes with Shampoo and Conditioner
Episode 86- Lesbian Without a Cause
Episode 85- Send Help - Send Orgasms - Send Babies
Episode 84- I’m 47 and I Never Learned how to Masturbate
Episode 83- I’m a Hot Muppet Though
Episode 82- Become the Problem You Want to See in The World
Episode 81- Would you Bedazzle your Vagina?
Episode 80- I’m a Consensual Cannable
Episode 79- Sorry, I'm Taken by the Lord
Episode 78- Gayer Than the Gods Above and the Tit Wank I got Last Night
Episode 77- Ten points for toxic masculinity
Episode 76- I’ll let Lim Give Me a Vaccine While He Fucks Me
Episode 74- I Bruise Very Easily Like Queen Victoria
Episode 73- Every Gay Guy Wants to Know…Cut? Or Uncut?
Episode 72- Star Crossed Shitters
Episode 71- Your Uncle was an Icon…I’m Glad he’s Dead
Episode 70- Pingu’s Kind of Hot
Episode 69 ;) -Salutations Fellow Clit Lover
Week 68 - I Have the Biggest Hard On for Queen Elizabeth
Episode 67- Listeners Listen…I Will eat a Baby
Episode 66- Do you Fuck Tea on the Down Low?
Episode 65- When I get Turned on I Throw-up (Ft. Ella’s Asexual Ass)
Episode 64- Ever Heard of a Dry Orgasm?
Episode 63- I Tried to Give Slim Shady a Bubble Bath
Episode 62- I’d go Straight for Corpse Husband
Episode 61- Can Chickens be Gay?
Episode 60- You’re Probably a Cousin Baby
Episode 59- Burn Your Butt Plugs Low and Say Goodnight
Episode 58- Old, Outdated, and Sometimes Bisexual
Episdoe 57- Is it Gay to Fuck the Homies?
Episode 56- My Whole Body is Covered in Lube and Dust
Episode 55- Juicy Man Thighs
Episode 54- How Long is Your Shlong?
Episode 53- I Could Queef All Day and You’d Never Know
Episode 52- Who the Fuck is Richard Nixon?
Episode 51- It Always Comes Back to Nipple Torture
Episode 50- Hello Naked Man…How Can I Help You?
Episode 49- Hemorrhoids are Not a Problem Here (Ft. Julian’s Ballet Butt)
Episode 48- I Discharged All Over the Floor
Episode 47- Welcome Friends of Dorothy
Episode 46- Harder Butter Daddy Harder
Episode 45- Kegel Demons
Episode 44- Instant Nipple Erection
Episode 43- May Your Resolutions be Hard and Long
Episode 42- My Mom Says Merry Christmas by the Way
Episdoe 41- What’s a Crunchy Road?
Episode 40- Raw, Uncooked, and Milky White (Ft. Ian’s Flat Ass)
Episode 39- What does Madonna Taste like? Regret.
Episode 38- To you it’s a Fucking Glow Stick. To me it’s a Fun Friday Night
Episode 37- Foreskin Envy.
Episode 36- I’ve Always Wanted to Ruin your Ears
Episode 35- When you Punch me I Just Explode into a Bunch of Babies
Episode 34- My Blankie is a Shaky and my Brain is a Leakey
Episode 33- Tik tok is one Hell of a Drug (Celina Spooky Boo Review)
Episode 32- I Find your Lack of Nudity Disturbing
Episode 31- As Shakespear Would say, “Blow Me”
Episode 30- First I Need to Circumcise the Carrot Because we Don’t stand for That
Episode 29- My Clit is Green, my Soul is Green, Everything is Green
Episode 28- I Like my Men Clean and Crispy
Episode 27- Mom and Dad are Fighting Again (Ft. Lyssa’s Punk Ass)
Episode 26- I Love You Buddy, But You’re my Bitch
Episode 25- Why Can’t we Make at Home Condoms Anymore?
Episode 24- My Grandparents are my Dealer
Episdoe 23- A Rubber Mallet and a Moderatly Sized Dildo
Episode 22- Do you Know the Muffin Man?
Episode 21- She’s Not a Team Player… She’s a Whore
Episode 20- Kiss the Sky and Gods Dick will Fly by
Episode 19- They Don’t Call it a Clitoris for Nothing
Episode 18- I Will Dance on Your Grave
Episode 17- Would you Consider Yourself a Submissive Slut?
Episode 16- Are you Lubed up Bitch? (Ft. Luke’s Cute Ass)
Episode 15- Hear That You Quick Cummers? You’re Not Spiritual.
Episode 14- What has a Small Dick and Hangs Down?
Episode 13- The Pregnant Beach
Episode 12- Love is Like a Raindrop, It Always Goes Away (Ft. Easton’s twink ass)
Episode 11- A Dom a Day Keeps the Pain Away
Episode 10- She Puts the Sub in Subway
Episode 9- Go be Your Gay Self Somewhere Else
Episode 8- I Used Spit for Six Months!
Episode 7- How to Masturbate and Make Friends
Episode 6- The Episode in Which we Follow a F*ck Ton of Nuns
Episode 5- I’ve Never Filmed my Vagina Before (Ft. Kendra’s Phat Ass)
Episode 4- Nelson Mandela the Musical
Episode 3- Tampons, Pads, and Tears
Episode 2- She's Been up my Ass and I've Been up Hers
Episode 1- You Don't Know What my Vagina Looks Like