All Episodes

A Very Special Message from Rose.... "You do YOU!"

Politics and S**t (Literally)

Help Us Find the Electric Grandmother ™️ (Peacock, we're looking at you!)

Rose is Mad at Our Sister Angie. (We Don't Have a Sister Angie.)

Just a Couple of Burned Out Sissies

This Episode is NOT Sponsored by AMC+

3-D Jesus and the Tomato Capital of the World.

the Birthday Episode

Oodles of Dead Celebrities Edition! (Subtitle: What's the deal with Alien Balloons?)

Two Guinea Hens Episode "We don't Believe in Numbers"

A Very Special Christmas Episode with The Two Guinea Hens

Season 5, Episode 2: Easy with the "EASY" Pie Mix, Libby's. {Subtitle: Pie Making Isn't For Lazy People!}

Season 5, Episode 1: We Went to Snake Island/the Kidnapping Capital of the East Coast!

Season 4, Episode 6: "I'm Podcasting with Buddy the Elf!"

Season 4, Episode 5: Gab Didn't Fight the Law, the Law Won & Rose is Hot P***ed!

Season 4, Episode 4: Hammerhead Husband

Season 4, Episode 3: "We're Not Like the F***ing Menendez!"

Season 4, Episode 2: "Bubble Bath for Two, Please!"

S4 - Episode 01: "Be Our Guest!" (Don't cry, Rose!)

Season 3, Episode 3: RIP RBG: "We Asked A Lot From That Woman"

Two Guinea Hens - UNHINGED - Episode 1

Season 3, Episode 2: Trying Not To Be Political While Totes Being Political.

Season 3, Episode 1: We're Back! "We Can Get Through This Together."

Real Season 2, Episode 3: We Put the O in Bonesso!

Real Season 2, Episode 2: CoronaVirus got Rose Working From Home and Gab Moving to Wisconsin

(Real) Season Two: (Mini) Episode 01

Season 2, Episode 6: Introducing Rosie Davis!

Season 2, Episode 5: Jeopardy and The Real World. Which Hen Auditioned for Which Show?

S2 Ep.3 - Rose's "Girl Crush" is WTAE's Kelly Fry and Gab Will NOT Get Tased on Next's Week's Episode!

We Apologize For Our Drunkenness

S2 Episode 1: LIVE FROM THE BRILLOBOX

Episode 20: Rose is Getting Married. SOON!

Episode 19: "How Would You Know You Were a Trash Bag?"

White Claw Seltzer: All the Burps, None of the Booze!

Episode 17: GatorBurgh

Episode 16: Rose Finally Found a Wedding Dress and Gab Demands an "Ectocardiogram"!

Episode 15: That One Time Grandma stabbed Grandpa (An American Classic)

Episode 14: The Fake Gucci Industry

Episode 13: Let's Talk About Pittsburgh's REAL Little Italy (Norwood)

Episode 12: Prostitution is Illegal?

Episode 11: The Weird Episode

Episode 10: "Somebody Toucha My Spaget"

Episode 9: Ancestry DNA Loophole

Episode 8: Kurt Vonnegut Baseball Cards

Episode 7: Two Cans of Wine, Please

Episode 6: Your Bone Marrow is Too Crazy

Episode 5: Criminal or JagOff?

Episode 4: Help Wanted: Archeologist (and Other Fun Topics)

Mini Episode 01 - Follow-Up to Leaving Neverland

Episode 3: Leaving Neverland/Leaving Catholicism

Episode 2: Abducted in Plain Sight (Documentary Breakdown/Mental Breakdown)

Two Guinea Hens: The Beginning of a Podcast