All Episodes

S6 E33: When You Get Cucked at Build A Bear ???

S6 E32: Our Most Serious Episode

S6 E31: How Drew Would Use Her Domain Expansion ???

S6 E30: Why Drew Thinks JJK & Kung Fu Panda are Similar ???

S6 E29: What Celebrity Gives Us the Ick and More ???

S6 E28: How We'd Detect Our Evil Clones ???

S6 E27: Smiley Miley and Swallowing Hot Stones in Love Island

S6 E26: How to Spot an Incel in the Love Island Villa ???

S6 E25: Y'all Are Sucking Toes in the Love Island Villa ???

S6 E24: Why Can't I Wear My Pajama Shirt on Love Island ???

S6 E23: Why We Think Love Island is like Settlers of Catan ???

S6 E22: Drew's Thoughts on BTS & Songs About Hockey???

S6 E21: Goomba Haircuts & How We'd Get Back at Edward Cullen

S6 E20: Pajama Shirts and Dueling Pianos ???

S6 E19: Smash or Pass: Doctor Strange's Cape???

S6 E18: Y'all Are Eating Avatar Butt in This Economy ???

S6 E16: How to Ragebait a Man About His 40 Yard Dash Time ???

S6 E15: Why Drew Feels Spiritually Connected to the Dragon in Shrek ???

S6 E14: We're Hosting a Bush Summer Lookalike Contest ???

S6 E13: Sunday Reset With Us as Mean Doctors on The Pitt ???

S6 E12: Who Will Be the Simba to my Nala???

S6 E11: When Your Boyfriend Says You Have Corn Chip Toes ???

S6 E10: Rose: Eating Foliage Thorn: Meteor Causing Extinction

S6 E9: Ice Dancing with Messy Buns & Handling It ???

S6 E8: Hitting a Lat Spread While I'm Bleeding Out of my Butt ???

S6 E7: LIVE FROM PASADENA IT'S TWO IDIOT GIRLS !!!

S6 E6: Should We Care About the Male Loneliness Epidemic???

S6 E5: Why We're Sick of Seeing Straight Man Butt

S6 E4: No Cuz Why is Drew's Voice so Deep???

S6 E3: Why Drew Would Pick Conrad Fisher Over Glen Powell ???

S6 E2: A Heated Rivalry In Between Drew's Buttcrack???

S6 E1: Splitting the G and Spice Boxes Around Dublin

S5 E51: Our Favorite Idiot Girl Moments of 2025!!!

S5 E50: Why Was 2025 The Year of Pooping Your Pants???

S5 E49: We Stayed at a Cursed House for Deison's Birthday???

S5 E48: Is Drew Beefing with Popeyes & Mardi Gras Mustard???

S5 E47: Madame Morrible or Glen Powell Stinky Almond Nail???

S5 E46: Frat Flicking Our Way to Romantasy Smut ???

S5 E45: Hunting for Full Bush in this Economy ???

S5 E44: When Your Coworker Poops in the Community Pee Bucket ???

S5 E43: What To Do When Your Boyfriend Has a Tail ???

S5 Ep42: Stinky Butt or Shared Shower Loofah ???

S5 Ep41: GBBO Let Us Judge Pastry Week Next Year !!!

S5 Ep40: A Whole Jar of Mayonnaise Tastes Like What ???

S5 Ep39: Drew's Arch Nemesis Shares a Bday With Her Fiancé???

S5 Ep38: The Time Drew Got Cucked at the Movie Theater ???

S5 Ep37: Our First Ever Petty Court is in Session!!!

S5 Ep36: How Deison Would Win The Hunger Games with a Crush ???

S5 Ep35: Why Jacob Never Stood a Chance Against Edward ???

S5 Ep34: Interstellar is Overrated???

S5 Ep33: Should I Leave my BF Who Subscribed to my Friend's OF???

S5 Ep32: Drew is Finally Confronting Bonrad Stans ???

S5 Ep31: Full Bush & Balconette One Piece Summer ???

S5 Ep30: How Drew Survived Her 21st Birthday???

S5 Ep29: The Summer I Turned into a KPop Demon Hunter ???

S5 Ep28: The Summer I Turned Into a Cuck ???

S5 Ep27: Why is Walking Back After Bowling so Embarrassing???

S5 Ep26: Balding Men Clinging to Their Last 3 Hairs???

S5 Ep25: Why Can't I Bring My Pillow to the Love Island Villa???

S5 Ep24: How Drew Would Dominate the Love Island Villa???

S5 Ep23: How We'll Solve the Male Loneliness Epidemic???

S5 Ep22: Why Do Men Love Rock Climbing So Much???

S5 Ep21: No Cuz WTF Are Seed Oils and Raw Milk For???

S5 Ep20: When Your Date's Feet Stink Up the Car???

S5 Ep19: No Because What TF Does the Pope Even Do???

S5 Ep18: When Your Date Ditches You at a Baseball Game for His BFF???

S5 Ep17: When Your Date Keeps Leaving to Freshen Up???

S5 Ep16: Us as Doctors on The Pitt & Other Current Obsessions

S5 Ep15: Surviving Coachella & Other Life Updates!

S5 Ep14: How We Think We'd Thrive in the Hunger Games???

S5 Ep13: Gardening & Answering Y'all's Random Questions!!!

S5 Ep12: When Your Cheater Ex Tears His Achilles???

S5 Ep11: Getting Your Lick Back with a Lime Scooter???

S5 Ep10: Donating Your Mean Ex's Clothes to His Fave Thrift Store???

S5 Ep9: What To Do When a Man Wants To Explain His Gym Routine???

S5 Ep8: In What World Would a Man Need a Ring Light???

S5 Ep7: Why Does Every Man Want to be Iron Man???

S5 Ep6: Our Worst Greening Out Experience???

S5 Ep5: Making Topless Finsta Accounts for your Bias???

S5 Ep4: Cutting Your Eyelashes Off for 5SOS???

S5 Ep3: How We'd Take Care of Each Other as Worms???

S5 Ep2: Fingers that Smell a Little Bit Like Poop or Hair that Smells "Loud"???

S5 Ep1: The Summer We Turned into a Bad Boy QB???

S4 Ep53: Falling Down in Front of All the Hot People at the Sweat Tour!!!

S4 Ep52: Is President Snow a Babygirl???

S4 Ep51: Is Drew Reentering the World of Sports???

S4 Ep50: Getting a Gym Membership for Christmas???

S4 Ep49: The Worst Gifts We've Ever Received and More!!

S4 Ep48: How We'd Unionize the Bakers in the Tent

S4 Ep47: Our Favorite Sister Memories & How Drew Wrote Her Book!

S4 Ep46: Getting Explosive Chorro at the Wicked Premiere???

S4 Ep45: Smash or Pass: Target Shopping Cart???

S4 Ep44: Why is Mojo Jojo #1 on Your Hear Me Out Cake???

S4 Ep43: Jumba from Lilo and Stitch is #1 on Your Hear Me Out Cake???

S4 Ep42: When Your Friends Abandon You Because You're Too Scary

S4 Ep41: Accidentally Showing Crack Under Your Pickle Costume

S4 Ep40: Getting Mistaken for Sabrina Carpenter

S4 Ep39: Dream Smoke Circle with HOTD Characters ???

S4 Ep38: How We Think Bad Ape Would Take Down Bucc-ee in a Fight

S4 Ep37: Answering Y’all’s Dating Questions!

S4 Ep36: Gardening & Absinthe??? Ok Girllll

S4 Ep35: LIVE FROM LOS ANGELES, IT'S TWO IDIOT GIRLS!!!!!

S4 Ep34: Dream Video Game to Live in & More Tour Updates!!!

S4 Ep33: How We'd Survive the Other Mother in Coraline

S4 Ep32: Grabbing Fictional Men by their Adams' Apples???

S4 Ep31: Going to Team Italian Dinner with Poop in Your Pants???

S4 Ep30: Getting Denied by Your Crush with a Box of Donuts???

S4 Ep29: Walking Half a Mile with Poop in Your Pants ????

S4 Ep28: FMK: Cam Cameron, Jeremiah, and Conrad?? BE SERIOUS FOR 5 SECONDS

S4 Ep27: FMK: Kermit, Miss Piggy, and Walter White ???

S4 Ep26: FMK: Squatty Potty, Wet Wipes, and Poo Pouri???

S4 Ep25: When You Meet the Love of Your Life in the Cafeteria

S4 Ep24: How to Not Use Your Salad Spinner

S4 Ep23: How We'd Write the Perfect Elvis Presley Biopic

S4 Ep22: La La Land (Drew's Version)

S4 Ep21: We're Looking for the Lady with the Sweet Keester

S4 Ep20: Is Beaker from the Muppets a Shrimp or a Crawfish???

S4 Ep19: Why We're Waiting for the Monkeys to Decide

S4 Ep18: The Love Story Between Timothee Chalamet & the Sand Worms in Dune

S4 Ep17: When Your Boyfriend's Underwear is Hard to the Touch???

S4 Ep16: When Your Ex-Husband Loves Milk & Not Brushing His Teeth???

S4 Ep15: Why Do Men Not Like to Wash their Hands, Teeth, or Butts???

S4 Ep14: Eating 3 to 5 Rotisserie Chickens in This Economy????

S4 Ep13: Mewing Cartoon Cheetahs and How Drew Almost Saved the NFL

S4 Ep12: Dream Gardening Circles and Why Hotdogs are Underrated

S4 Ep11: Stinky Almond Nails and Illiterate Cowboys

S4 Ep10: Is Teen Wolf Better than Vampire Diaries???

S4 Ep9: When Your Dad Asks Your Crush to Prom For You???

S4 Ep8: Crafting Handwritten Love Poems for Your Crush Isn't Embarrassing ???

S4 Ep7: Are Self Help Books a Cry for Help??? FT. Caleb Hearon!!!

S4 Ep6: Single Ply Toilet Paper is Better than Two Ply?????

S4 Ep5: Deviled Eggs are Disgusting and Will Never be as Good as Egg Salad

BONUS EPPY TEASER: How We’d Survive the Hunger Games and Tucking Panties

S4 Ep4: Pilot Elvis and the Importance of Shower Wash Gloves

S4 Ep3: In: Being a Sick Lil Freak Out: Being a Sicko

S4 Ep2: Stinky Butt for One Week or No New Nails Forever???

S4 Ep1: Being a Sick Little Freak is IN for 2024

S3 Ep52: When You Have to Tell Your Boss You Flooded the Toilet

S3 Ep51: Giving Our Unwarranted Silent Reviews on Saltburn

S3 Ep50: How to Break Up With Someone Who Has a Stinky Butt

S3 Ep49: Answering Our Followers' Questions About Dating

S3 Ep48: Why Drew Wants to Marry Pili and Ignore Quality Italian

S3 Ep47: Kiss Marry Ignore: Stinky Butt Stinky Breath or Run a Marathon??

S3 Ep46: How to Tell Your Roommate She Smells Like Boiled Chicken FEATURING: Good Children!!

S3 Ep45: Pooping Your Pants at Your School's Undie Run???

S3 Ep44: Showing Off Your Udders at Your Halloween Work Party

S3 Ep43: When the Halloween Bit Goes a Little Too Far

S3 Ep42: How Beyonce and the Renaissance Tour Changed Our Lives

BONUS EPPY TEASER: Why did we watch the movie “Sleepover” so much as kids???

S3 Ep41: Fighting Every Bed Bug that Exists in Paris

S3 Ep40: What the Heck is the Roman Empire???

S3 Ep39: Specialty Churros or Chorros???

S3 Ep38: Trying to Find the Perfect Pooping Bathroom in The House of Mouse

S3 Ep37: Packing Your Poop In Your Purse To Go?? WAT???

S3 Ep36: When You Accidentally Moon Your Crush During Four Square

S3 Ep35: When Your Roommate Borrows Your Chonies Because She Doesn't Want to do Laundry

S3 Ep34: Ripping Hot and Stinky Farts While Standing Barricade???

BONUS EPPY TEASER: Our Mom Explains How the Rugrats Movie is Loosely Based on the first time Deison met Drew

S3 Ep33: When Your Bubble Guts Ruin Your 1D Concert???

S3 Ep32: The Grinch has a Dumpy and We as a Society Need to Talk About it More!!!

S3 Ep31: Crushing on Bob the Tomato & Rango?? GIRL WHYYYY

S3 Ep30: How Brittany Broski & Ghost from Call of Duty Fell in Love???

S3 Ep29: Shrek is Built like the Dream NFL Lineman & Giggling at Beige Flags

S3 Ep28: My Boyfriend Refuses to go to Bed Unless He Eats a Bowl of Cereal

S3 Ep27: The Time Drew Destroyed a Walgreens Bathroom & Our Beige Flags

S3 Ep26: Bring Back Pat & Oscars & Taking Your Brother to the Dump

S3 Ep25: Trapping Your Brother in the Backyard with Angry Ducks

S3 Ep24: Bringing Framed Photos of Your Dog & School Crush on Your Family Vacation

S3 Ep23: How to Set Boundaries & Deal with Men Who Give You the Ick

S3 Ep22: What the Heck is a Beige Flag & Why Men Shouldn't be Allowed to have Buttcracks

S3 Ep21: Navigating College Life & Self-Inflicted Dairy Diarrhea

S3 Ep20: I Took Back my Cheating Ex-Boyfriend's Birthday Gift I Got Him???

S3 Ep19: Am I the Asshole for Standing Up to my Sexist Coworkers???

S3 Ep18: Are We the Assholes?? Feat: Morgan Absher!

S3 Ep17: When Drew Took the Bit Too Far at Coachella 2023!!!

S3 Ep16: Why Were Grind Trains a Thing at Middle School Dances???

S3 Ep15: Taking Out Your Front Teeth at the Prom After Party??

S3 Ep14: Why Did We All do Michael Jackson Performances at our School Talent Shows???

S3 Ep13: Earning Sephora Points with your JoBroLuvr Hotmail Address

S3 Ep12: Celebrating Dave Franco's Birthday at School &cracking up over your fangirl submissions pt.1

S3 Ep11: Fighting for Our Lives on the Toilet after a Wendy's Frosty &judging more food hot takes pt. 2

S3 Ep10: Why Pili Wants to Live at Raising Canes?? & roasting your restaurant hot takes pt.1

S3 Ep9: Romanticizing Our Lives & Learning how to Deal with Burnout & & answering your advice q's pt.3!

S3 Ep8: Tips On How We Learned to Love Ourselves Unapologetically & answering your advice q's pt.2!

S3 Ep7: How We've Worked on Overcoming Gym Anxiety & Body Neutrality & answering your advice q's pt.1!

S3 Ep6: Would You Rather Sleep in a Room with an Owl or in a Bed with a Lizard?? pt. 2

S3 Ep5: Would You Rather Lick a Man's Toes or Have Him Mansplain Tampons to You? pt.1

S3 Ep4: Why Deison Won't Smoke Around Drew & giggling over bits you do with your loved ones pt.2

S3 Ep3: Upsetting Your Mom with Jokes about Your Dead Dad & giggling over bits you do with your loved ones pt.1

S3 Ep2: Getting Hit By a Car While Riding Your Childhood Bike & answering your questions for us! pt.2

S3 Ep1: Why Ordering a Kona Pie from Islands is the Best Decision & answering your questions for us!

S2 Ep50: Running Over Your Own Sunglasses After Defacing Starbucks Property & reading your 2022 embarrassing moments!!

S2 Ep49: Sending Nudes From the Toilet?? Girl WAT?! & reading your online dating experiences!

S2 Ep48: I Love Borrowing Hats from the Lost and Found & cackling over your crush confessions pt. 3

S2 Ep47: Creating Your Own Thong for Slap Ass Friday? OMG & cackling over your crush confessions pt. 2

S2 Ep46: Collecting Strands of Your Crush's Hair For Cloning Purposes??? & cackling over your crush confessions pt. 1

S2 Ep45: Why Did So Many of You Read One Direction Vampire Fics? & gasping over your fave fanfictions pt. 3

S2 Ep44: One Thing About Us? We're Going to Eat Up a Niley FanFic! & gasping over your fave fanfictions pt.2

S2 Ep43: Sansa + Tyrion Fanfics? Our First Special Guest?? + gasping over your fave fanfictions pt.1

S2 Ep42: Why Drew's Favorite TikTok is of Liam Payne Singing & cackling over your fave TikTok and Vine quotes!

S2 Ep41: Pick Your Wedgies in the Bathroom like a Real Adult & giggling at pet peeves pt.3

S2 Ep40: It Should Be Illegal for Passengers to put their Feet on the Dashboard & giggling at your pet peeves pt.2

S2 Ep39: People Who Stand Up as Soon as the Plane Lands Deserve to be in Jail & giggling at your pet peeves pt. 1

S2 Ep38: Sharing Our Expertise in Unclogging Toilets & answering your burning questions pt. 2

S2 Ep37: What do your Favorite Two Idiot Girls Fight Over? & answering your burning questions for us pt. 1

S2 Ep36: Snacking on Matches in Your Parents' Closet? K. & laughing at weird or bad things y'all did as a kid pt. 2

S2 Ep35: Bologna Purse?? That Might Just Be a You Thing.. & laughing at weird/bad things y'all did as a kid pt. 1

S2 Ep34: Drew's Impressions of DCOM Girls Deserves an Award & giggling at your favorite movie quotes pt. 3

S2 Ep33: Slinky in the Stinky??? Say Less Queen & giggling at your favorite movie quotes pt. 2

S2 Ep32: Why Does Drew Know so Many Jacob Black Quotes?? & giggling at your favorite movie quotes pt. 1

S2 Ep31: Will Natural Selection Claim All Pizza Crust Haters??? & judging food hot takes pt. 2

S2 Ep30: Salami & Chocolate Sandwiches?? Girl WAT...& judging your food hot takes pt.1!

S2 Ep29: When the Booger Chair Strikes again??? & reviewing your dating horror stories pt. 2

S2 Ep28: When Men Perform Maroon 5 Acapella Covers & Reviewing Y'all's Dating Horror Stories pt. 1

S2 Ep27: The HSM Trilogy is Cinema at its FINEST & reviewing more of our followers' fave shows/movies pt. 2

S2 Ep26: Reasons why "A Cinderella Story" deserves an Oscar and reviewing our followers' universally disliked Movies! pt. 1

S2 Ep25: ICKS pt. 2 & Our Dating Horror Stories!!

S2 Ep24: Reviewing our followers' ICKS!! Pt. 1

S2 Ep23: Dating hot takes & Two Idiot Girls!

S2 Ep22: Discussing your Questionable Celebrity Crushes!! Pt. 2

S2 Ep21: Your Questionable Celebrity Crushes leave us SPEECHLESS!!! pt. 1

S2 Ep20: Your Celebrity Hot Takes discussed by your fave Two Idiot Girls!

S2 Ep19: You asked for advice and Two Idiot Girls had answers!

S2 Ep18: CONSPIRACY THEORIES with your Favorite Idiot Girls Pt 2!

S2 Ep17: Two Idiot Girls discuss YOUR Conspiracy Theories pt. 1!

S2 Ep16: Two Idiot Girls take Coachella 2022!

S2 Ep15: Your Two Favorite Idiot Girls give out advice to their followers! pt. 2

S2 Ep14: Your Two Favorite Idiot Girls give out advice to their followers! pt. 1

S2 Ep13: Developing our Two Idiot Girl Sisterhood

S2 Ep12: Why is "Passport to Paris" so iconic? & All of our other favorite movies :)

S2 Ep11: Transitioning from College to Reality :P

S2 Ep10: Let's talk music babyyyy

S2 Ep9: Let's Talk Breakups :(((

S2 Ep8: Navigating Social Media as a Minority Woman feat. Chrys the Author!

S2 Ep7: Polynesian Baddies RISE UP!!

S2 Ep6: Navigating Social Media as a Minority Woman feat. Fannita Leggett!

S2 Ep5: Why are celebrity crushes SO embarrassing????

S2 Ep4: We LOVE a good comfort show!

S2 Ep3: Mental Health Checkkkkk

S2 Ep2: Every body is a BEAUTIFUL body!

S2 Ep1: Let's Talk Dating??

S1 Ep5: College > High School

S1 Ep4: Crushes and Relationships are so WEIRD?!

S1 Ep3: Women aren't allowed to literally like ANYTHING

S1 Ep2: Breaking the Chokehold of Internal Misogyny

S1 Ep1: Hire Us @ Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson !!!