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Two Mr Ps in a Pod(Cast) — 310 episodes
LO: To wonder how anyone is supposed to teach in this weather!
LO: To Know A Better Name For A Bag Of Quavers
LO: To know students will stick anything in places they shouldn't stick things.
A chinwag with Rev Richard Coles
LO: To Try Your Best To Not Crack A Smile When Telling A Student Off
LO - To know who's job it is to wipe the bums around here!
LO - To know a jail isn't a 3D Shape
LO: If you're going to brag, make sure it is believable
LO: To not announce you're a teacher at a swingers club
LO - To not let the sun trick us into thinking it is summer.
Two Mr Ps in a Podcast — Bridget Phillipson on the White Paper
LO: To know school staff witness and see some shocking stuff
LO: To know things were so much better in the early 2000s
LO: To Not Blink If You Hear A Splat!
LO: To Know Why You Should Never Bite Your Nails!
LO: To wonder who Mike Upperty is?
LO: To Wonder How Some Teachers Have Time For Scandal When We Don't Get A Minute For The Toilet
LO: To feel the cringe with second hand embarrassment
LO: To be careful leading a Big School Bird Watch assembly
LO: To Know Who Is Strong, Built and Scary
LO - To Know About The Gates of Paradise
The Two Mr Ps Christmas Special Part 2
The Two Mr Ps Christmas Special Part 1
LO - To Know The End Piece Of A Loaf Is Called The Crust
LO: To Realise You Are Officially Older Than Santa Claus!
LO: To Often Wonder If You've Ever Done The Biggest Poo In The World That Day
LO: To Remember To Ask The Future King If He Wants To Be A Guest On The Pod!
LO: To always unplug your laptop from the smartboard when you're googling something!
A Chinwag with Dr Kaitlyn Regehr
LO: To know the first live show of the new tour will take some beating!
A Chinwag with Mr Burton from Educating Yorkshire
LO: To Try And Get Some Sleep Before Our Biggest Show To Date!
LO: To always bring tissues to assembly!
LO: To Never Place A Bet On A Student
A Chinwag with Mark Simmons
LO: To Always Check Who You've Sent The Text To!
LO: To Always Pick The Litter Up No Matter What It Turns Out To Be!
A Chinwag with Laura McInerney
A Chinwag with Alex Lowe and Clinton Babptiste
A Chinwag with Rhys James
A Chinwag with James Hunt from Stories about Autism
A Chinwag with Serena Terry AKA Mammy Banter
A Chinwag with the Education Secretary
LO: To know you don't need a parent's evening slot with your own mum!
LO: To Know Parent's Evening Is Not Like Speed Dating
LO: To Always Wear Your Special Parents Evening Push Up Bra at Parents Evening!
LO: To Know Sports Day Can Bring The Worst In Some Parents
LO: To Know Mr P MBE has a nice ring to it
LO: To Know What Not To Do To Be That Annoying Colleague!
LO: To Know That Primary School Kids Love Snails
LO: To Make Sure If You Meet The King He Doesn't Give You The Side Eye
A Chinwag with George Lewis
LO: To know students will ask visitors the most brutal questions
LO: To Celebrate Mr P Turning The BIG 4-0
LO: To Know They Don't Write Reports Like They Used To!
The Other Mr P with Kate Griggs from Made By Dyslexia
LO: To Know The Best Seats On The School Bus Are At The Back
LO: To Never Wag A French Lesson
LO: To know the difference between a work mate and a work colleague
LO: To Know They Don't Make Quotable Lines Like They Used To
LO: To Never Let A Student Pick The Assembly Song
LO: To Know You Should Never Call Your Pet Budgie "Willy"
LO: To know Ofsted clearly have staff meetings in Nandos
LO: To know we all did cringey things as teenagers
LO: To officially decide the ultimate British phrase
LO: To wish students would focus their creativity in their studies not brutal comebacks
LO: To Make Sure You Avoid Awkward Encounters With Parents
LO: To Never Have A Staff Christmas Party On School Grounds
LO: To Know It Is Never Too Early For A Christmas Themed Episode
LO: To Know The Difference Between 8am and 8pm
LO: To Know What Makes For An Interesting Parents Evening
Andy Day- One Mr P and a Dino Dad
LO: To Make Sure The Mic Isn't On When You Visit The Loo!
LO - To Know How To Catch A Ghost In Your Classroom
LO: To Know How To Test Whether You Are Wearing A Bra
LO: To never laugh when telling a student off no matter how funny it may be.
Alex Horne- Taskmaster is Educational
LO: To Always Enjoy A Tale Of Petty Revenge
LO: To Know What Makes You Go From 0 to 100
LO: To Appreciate Things We Had That Kids Today Will Never Experience
LO: To Try Not To Have A Teacher Nickname
LO: To Learn To Say No!
LO: to always prepare for the unexpected on a home visit
EScott Bennett - A Loft Like B&M
James Partridge - Singing Assembly Bangers
Dan Nightingale - Teacher Fantasies and Rowdy Crowds
Self Care Club - Keeping Sane Through The Summer
Alastair Campbell
George Pointon - 29 Challenges
Episode 184: LO - To rejoice in finally making it to the summer break!
Episode 183: LO - Take your antihistamines, take your IBS tablets and never ever smack the head teacher across the face with a backpack!
Matt Green - The Rapping Science Teacher
Episode 182: LO: To Never Use The Reply All Button
Mr P meets Bridget Phillipson
Episode 181: LO - To Not Surround Yourself With Birds If You Have A Bird Phobia
Episode 180: LO: To Discuss The Lesson Obs In The Staffy Meets
Episode 179: LO - To give marks in a test based on instinct rather than the mark scheme.
Tribute To Nana Maureen
Episode 178: LO - To Know If School Staff Go On A School Trip It Is NOT A Holiday!
Episode 177: LO - To Know Lies Make The World Go Around
Episode 176: LO - To Not Give Mouth To Mouth With A Straw To A Goldfish
Episode 175: LO - To Welcome A New Addition To The Most Disgusting Thing A Teacher Has Seen In Class!
EEpisode 174: LO - To Know How To Mug Off A Colleague In The Best Way Possible!
Episode 173: LO - To Know Teacher Wellbeing Starts With Trust
Episode 172: LO - To Know Parents Will Complain About Anything!
Episode 171 - LO: To never go back into class after hours.
Episode 170: LO - To Not Trust A Colleague After A Week!
Episode 169: LO - To know There's No Such Thing As A Pirate School!
Episode 168: LO - To Know Teachers Will Go On My Second Whistle!
Episode 167: LO - To Know It Is A New Year But The Same Ol' Podcast
Episode 166: LO - To know there ain't no party like a school staff Christmas party.
Episode 165: LO - To always speak in Disney on a work's night out!
Episode 164: LO - To remember a time in the late 1900s
Episode 163: LO - To Never Ask Your Class What They Think Of Your Face.
Episode 162: LO - To Never Go Full Method With Your Class
Episode 161: LO - To Know The Podcast Has The Best Fans In The World!
Episode 160: LO - To Start The New Live Tour With A Bang!
Episode 159: LO - To Not Take Things From The Role Play Area For Role Play At Home
Episode 158: LO - To Not Use A Glue Stick As Roll-On Deodorant.
Episode 157: LO - To Not Drop Your Fart On The Floor
Episode 156: LO - To always use veet for your moustache
Episode 155: LO - To Know Half of Twenty!
EEpisode 154: LO - To Know Not To Have. A Lock On Your Photocopier Room
Episode 153: LO - To Know A Role Model Is A Role Model Whatever The Gender!
EEpisode 152: LO - To Always Pick Up Your Dog's Poo Or Face Eating It!
Episode 151: LO - To Always Think Twice Before Talking About An Inspector!
Episode 150 - LO: To try and BE the Flash and not ACTUALLY flash at Sports Day.
Episode 149: LO - To Know A Wet Paper Towel Won't Get Poo Out Of Your Hair.
Episode 148 - LO: To Always Check The Spelling In An Exam!
Episode 147: LO - To Always Spare A Thought For Supply Teachers Doing The Register!
Episode 146: LO - To Not Bring The Bum Floods To Parents Evening!
Episode 145: LO - To Never Get "Hacked" On The Staff WhatsApp Group
EEpisode 144: LO - To Always Show Fantastic Sticky Learning!
Episode 143: LO - To Rename The Role Of A Teaching Assistant!
EEpisode 142: LO - To Never High Five A Reception Child!
EEpisode 141: LO - To Not Suck Up Your Child's Snot!
EEpisode 140: To Not Tell A Parent Their Child Is A Butthead!
EEpisode 139: LO - Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, We've Got Some Cringey Valentine's Stories Just For You!
EEpisode 138: LO - To Know It Takes Two To Tussle A Turd 💩
EEpisode 137: LO - To Be Careful When Spelling Grandfather Clock
EEpisode 136: To Not Ask Students For Marriage Advice!
EEpisode 135: LO - To Know Your Freddo-nomics!
EEpisode 134: LO - To Always Know Children Can Put A Smile On Your Face!
EEpisode 133: LO - It's Christmastime... Eastenders Knickers and Wine!
EEpisode 132: LO - To Not Bark Up The Wrong Tree!
EEpisode 131: LO - To Know Not To Spool or Drool As A Teacher!
EEpisode 130: LO - To Know Your Backstreet Boys Lyrics When Learning Co-ordinates
EEpisode 129: LO - To Know Fronted Adverbials Can Wait, The Three Lions 🦁🦁🦁 Can't!
EEpisode 128: LO - To Have Good Crack With A Mini Whiteboard!
EA Chinwag with Cressida Cowell
EA Chinwag with Andy Griffiths
EA Chinwag with Rosie Jones
EEpisode 127 - LO: To Never Embrace Your Inner King Leonidas!
EEpisode 126: LO - To Stop Sharon Sprouting!
EEpisode 125: LO - You've Got To Pick A Pocket Of Poo!
EEpisode 124: LO - To Stay Away from A&E On Staff Night Out!
ESneak Peek Of Book 2 - This Is Your Own Time You're Wasting!
Episode 123: LO - To Not Drive To School In A Baked Bean Tin
Episode 122: To Not Beat Around The Bush
EEpisode 121: To Always Have A Parents Race At Sports Day!
Episode 120: To Always Squeeze The Right Cheeks!
EEpisode 119: LO - Can You Handle the Scandal?
EEpisode 118: To Always Shower Before A Training Course!
Episode 117: To Get Through the Worst Week of the Academic Year!
Episode 116: LO - To Beware of Seagulls in the Playground!
EEpisode 115: LO - To Give Credit Where Credit Is Due!
EEpisode 114: LO: To Make Sure You Give Out Children's Birthday Invites!
EEpisode 113: LO - To Know Parents Evening Isn't A GP Practice!
EEpisode 112: To Avoid Grandparents on Parents Evening!
EA Chinwag with Luke Kempner
EEpisode 111: To know World Book Day was a 'Sir-prise'
EEpisode 110: To Know It Is A Big Change If We Live Underwater!
EEpisode 109: LO - To Be The First Man on Uranus!
Episode 108: LO - To Not Punish Parents With Party Bags!
EA Chinwag with Adam Hills
EEpisode 107: LO - To Know There's No Ifs, No Butt-Plugs
EEpisode 106: LO - To Not Leave Skidders In The Staff Loo!
EEpisode 105: LO - To Enjoy Some Tasty Christmas Leftovers!
Episode 104 - LO: God Bless School Staff... Every One!
Episode 103 - LO: To Always Have A Poo Before School!
Episode 102: LO - To Always Wear Pants To Work!
Episode 101: LO - To Know Teachers Must Get Discount In Ann Summers!
Episode 100: LO - To Celebrate The Century!
Episode 99: LO - To Try Not To Lose Your Marbles In Class!
Episode 98: LO - To Understand The Theory Of Relative Gravy!
EA Chinwag with Bec Hill
Episode 97: LO - To Survive Parents Evening Without Ending Up In A Cringe Induced Coma!
A Chinwag with Tom Fletcher
Episode 96: LO - To Not Get The Hump Over Parent Complaints!
EEpisode 95: LO - To Not Put 'Bulge' On Your Weekly Spelling List!
EEpisode 94: LO: To Always Impress Your Mentor as a Student Teacher
Episode 93: LO - To Know Whoever Smelt It, Dealt It!
EEpisode 92: LO: To Know You Either Have A Dream Or A Challenge
EEpisode 91: LO - To Start The New School Year With A Special LIVE Episode
ESpecial Book Preview - Put a Wet Paper Towel On It: The Weird and Wonderful World of Primary Schools
Episode 90: LO - To Always Sanitise Your PE Crash Mats!
EEpisode 89 : LO - To Be Careful When Using Google Translate!
Episode 88: LO - To Hold It Together When An Innuendo Drops In Class!
Episode 87: LO - To know bubbles are bursting, bursting everywhere!
A Chinwag With Jane Considine
Ep 86: LO - To Know The Only Way To Beat Them Is Around The Back!
A Chinwag with Maz Evans
Episode 85: LO - To Leave It With Me And I Will Get Back To You!
Episode 84: LO - If You Wanna be Outstanding, You Gotta Dress Like a Shark!
A Chinwag with Frank Cottrell-Boyce
Episode 83: LO - To Spare a Thought for Chen who is Still Furloughed
A Chinwag with Jenny Pearson
Episode 82: LO - To Understand There's No Such Thing As An Edu-Celeb!
Episode 81: LO - Don't Forget To Finish Your Egg White Coffee Omelette When You're Tired
A Chinwag with Daisy '5 Minute Mum' Upton
Episode 80: LO - To Try And Make Your Debut Book A Best Seller!
A Chinwag with Jen Carney
A Chingwag with Konnie Huq
Episode 79: LO - When The Stars Align For The Ultimate Teacher Win!
Episode 78: LO - When The Tiger Who Came To Tea Hits Home!
Episode 77: LO - To Know A Teacher Is A Keeper!
Episode 76: LO - To Learn Maths Facts Using The Band Steps!
Episode 75: LO - To Brush Up On Your Teacher Slang!
A Chinwag with Dr Ranj
A Chinwag with Sophie 'Tired and Tested' McCartney
A Chinwag with Clare Balding
Episode 74: LO - To Not Run Out Of Jason Delooroll
Episode 73: LO - To Not Have A Tea Bagging Area In The Staffroom!
A Chinwag with Sam Copeland
Episode 72: LO - To know that SCHOOLS ARE NOT CLOSED!!!
Episode 71: LO - To Always Wear Joggers When Remote Teaching!
A Chinwag With Gerry Dee
Episode 70: LO - There's Tired, Then There's Teacher Tired!
Episode 69: If at first you lockdown, then lockdown and lockdown again!
A Chinwag With Nathan Caton
A Chinwag with Jason Robinson and Ryan Hudson
Episode 68: LO - To still be chasing your pen licence!
A Chinwag with Joe Dombrowski
Episode 67: LO - To Always Carry Out A "Fair" Test In Science!
A Chinwag with Gerry Brooks
Episode 66: LO - To see The Hungry Caterpillar in a Whole New Light!
A Chinwag with James Smith
Episode 65: LO - To expect a wet half term!
A Chinwag with Adam Kay
Episode 64: LO - To Avoid the Bum Touch!
A Chinwag With Jamie Littler
Episode 63: LO - To Be On Time At Five To Nine!
A Chinwag With Simon Farnaby
Episode 62: LO - To know this new normal is flipping hard work!
Episode 61: LO - To start the new academic year with a bang (socially distanced!)
Best Of Season 3 Part 3
Best Of Season 3 Part 2
Best Of Season 3 Part One
Episode 60: LO - To never eat a curry the night before a lesson observation!
Episode 59: LO - To always sit up straight with fingers on lips!
Episode 58: LO - To Understand Why Schools Need Risk Assessments!
Episode 57: LO - To take your Teacher Burn like a Champ!
Episode 56: LO - To open or not open... either way School Staff will Plug the Gaps!
Episode 55: LO - To know the best call and response... Two Mr Ps... Everybody Freeze!
Episode 54: LO - To Know Every Teacher Is a Secret Hoarder!
Episode 53: LO - To KNOW kids always share lunch boxes!
Episode 52: LO - To know EYFS children CAN NOT social distance!
Episode 51: Roses Are Red, We're Still In Lockdown Mode, Make Sure You Listen To This New Episode!
Episode 50: LO - To Celebrate The Half Century!
Episode 49: LO - To Never Eat A Duck Á L'Orange On A Date!
Episode 48: LO - To Appreciate Things You Didn't Think You Would About School!
Episode 47: LO - To Give Mad Respect to my Computing Subject Leader Fam!
Episode 46: LO - To finally put trundle wheels to use by keeping children 2 metres apart!
Episode 45: LO - I got 99 problems but SATs ain't one!
Episode 44: LO - Not all superheroes wear capes but school staff should be paid more!
Special Episode! Meet the other Mini Mr Ps and Miss P
Episode 43: LO - To stand by Corona Beer!
Episode 42: LO - If you can choose to be anything... choose to be kind!
Episode 41: LO - Why do a deep dive when you can shallow paddle!
Episode 40: LO - To appreciate the EYFS heroes!
Episode 39: LO - To see the New Year with 2020 vision!
Episode 38: LO - Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time!
Episode 37: LO - To never drop your plate in the dinner hall!
Episode 36: LO - To never Google 'Wet Play Ideas!' 😬
Episode 35: To be able to sell sea shells on the sea shore.
Episode 34: LO - To always write an LO not Dinnerladies!
Episode 33: LO - To let your hair down when attending a Live Show!
Episode 32: LO - To be successful in the classroom, you've either got it or you haven't!
Episode 31: LO - To not be blue with a blue house and a blue window!
Episode 30: LO - To record the best podcast episode ever! Doubt it!
Episode 29: LO - To Reminisce and Enjoy Season Two
Episode 28: LO - To enjoy the summer holidays!
Episode 27: LO - To be able to make it to the end of the school year in one piece!
Episode 26: LO - To Know Your Audience When Doing a Best Man Speech!
Episode 25: LO - It is what it is!
Episode 24: LO - To never forget and avenge the twizzler!
Episode 23: LO - To be able to avoid spoilers!
Episode 22: LO - To know the 'igh' sound when spelling tights!
Episode 21: LO - Whatever you do, do it tactically!
Episode 20: LO - To look back fondly on some poor fashion choices!
Episode 19: LO - To say NO NO to MOMO!
Episode 18: LO - To not be a fool in love!
Episode 17: LO - To be in touch with your emotional side!
Episode 16: LO - To be up to date with politics!
Episode 15: LO - To know your role in the class line!
Episode 14: LO - To always have a Merry Christmas!
Episode 13: LO - To understand the unwritten rules of the School Bus!
Episode 12: LO - To always play it cool!
Episode 11: LO - To always be careful with your balls in school!
Episode 10: LO - To use Sensible Language in Class!
Episode 9: LO - To be on your best behaviour for the whole year, today!
Episode 8: LO - To know the cost of an iPhone X
Episode 7 - LO: Episode 7 - LO: To always have a teacher save in the locker!
Episode 6 - LO: To always try your best on Sports Day
Episode 5 - LO: To always play fairly
Episode 4 - LO: To get through the SATs (without a teacher fail)
Episode 3 - LO: To deal with the messy things in school
Episode 2 - LO: To know that honesty is always the best policy
Episode 1 - LO: To be able to introduce a podcast
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