All Episodes
Two Star Podcast — 338 episodes
Episode 322 – The Famous 2026 Predictions
Episode 308 – Oh god another double act
Episode 306 – Out of Time
Episode 320 – I can’t believe it’s actually a podcast
Episode 319 – WFB (Working From Barge)
Episode 318 – Casting the Discworld
Episode 317 – Freedom of Painting
Episode 316 – Ripe Seafood
Episode 315 – Theoretical Paper Sizes
Episode 313 – The Christopher from Dorset Memorial Episode
Episode 310 – The New Adventures of Geezus
Episode 307 – The Couch to 5k of Flares up Your Bum
Episode 305 – Fancy Fruitcake
Episode 311 – The Actual Famous Predictions Post
Episode 312 – The One Dan Thought Was The Famous Predictions Episode But Isn’t
Episode 304 – The Duality of Pod
Episode 302 – Honestly Who Knows
Episode 303 – Big Lads League
Episode 301 – Play Your Berries Right
Episode 300 – Our Digital Decade
Episodes 296-299 – Special Election Triple Episode
Episode 295 – AFC His Majesty’s Official Opposition
Episode 294 – Dan: Yes or No?
Episode 293 – Killr
Episode 292 – Full Self Driving
Episode 291 – Crimes Against Man And God
Episode 290 – Two Star Arena
Episode 289 – Dan’s Turbo Milk
Episode 288 – Where’s Kate?
Episode 287 – Chutney Parcel
Episode 286 – Hero Dan
Episode 284 – The Lincoln Paradox
Episode 283 – Piss Chat
Episode 281 – Gonad The Barbarian
Episode 280 – David Cameron: The Whole Hog
Episode 279 – No Wanking And You Die In Your 30s
Episode 285 – Dungeons & Dragons & A Surprising Amount of Fucking
Episode 278 – Free Vapes & a Bumbag
Episode 277 – Project SpadStag
Episode 282 – Nul Point for Mr Mercer
Episode 276 – Bibby Stockholm Syndrome
Episode 274 – Light Bum Duties
Episode 273 – Jodcast Jepisode
Episode 272 – Unwise But Not Illegal
Episode 271 – The Curse Of Sooty
Episode 270 – Aged 60 Days
Episode 269 – LL Cool D
Episode 268 – A Massive Whitey
Episode 267 – Decline in Thinking Skills
Episode 266 – Episode 21 Part 2
Episode 265 – Bum Health Special
Episode 264 – Mans Got Bare Skills
Episode 263 – Francis Bacon’s Ghost Chicken
Episode 262 – Dorse Gods
Episode 261 – Procedurally Generated Obscenity
Episode 260 – A Fllb Of Water
Episode 259 – Tokyo Drift In The World Of Audio Entertainment
Episode 258 – The Murdering Olympics
Episode 257 – 2023 Predictions
Episode 256 – Trilogies
Episode 254 – Greek Roulette
Episode 252 – Sk8r Boi The Musical
Episode 250 – The Bad Boy Ballet
Episode 255 – Mastodon Special
Episode 249 – Platty Jubes Special
Episode 248 – Synonyms
Episode 253 – Queen Is Dead, Long Live King
Episode 244 – Trains, Nicknames and Tattoos
Episode 242 – The Events
Episode 247 – Homeless Energy
Episode 251 – EMERGENCY PODCAST: Bojogeddeon
Episode 246 – Pyramids, Stonehenge, Milton Keynes
Episode 245 – FINE.
Episode 243 – Suspicious and horny
Episode 241 – I feel a bit guilty calling this a podcast but I guess it is
Episode 240 – 2022 Predictions Review
Episode 239.5 – Prime Minister Special (Remastered)
Episode 238 – Politics and Board Games
Episode 237 – 437
Episode 236 – Marxist Fart Farmers
Episode 234 – An Entirely Fungible Life
Episode 335 – New Years Predictions
Episode 233 – Letras de Cancións en Estranxeiro
Episode 232 – The Lionel Blair Tribute Episode
Episode 230 – That’s What Jesus Said
Episode 228 – No More Two Star Podcast Listeners
Episode 227 – Believe
Episode 224 – Horse Camoflage
Episode 231 – Dirty Protest
Episode 226 – The Dave From Birmingham Timeline
Episode 229 – Amsterprague
Dungeons and Dickheads IN SPACE: Episode 6
BONUS Episode – Guildford Pub Crawl
BONUS Episode – TSPC Play No More Jockeys, Game Two
BONUS Episode – TSPC play No More Jockeys, Game One
Episode 225 – The Moon Under Water with John Robbins
Dungeons and Dickheads IN SPACE: Episode 5 – Part 2
Dungeons and Dickheads IN SPACE: Episode 5 – Part 1
Dungeons and Dickheads IN SPACE: Episode 4
Dungeons and Dickheads IN SPACE: Episode 3
Dungeons and Dickheads IN SPACE: Episode 2
Dungeons and Dickheads IN SPACE: Episode 1
Dungeons and Dickheads IN SPACE: Episode 0
Episode 223 – Famous for 15 Quid
Episode 222 – Cameo of Fortune
Episode 221 – Nipples of The Rich & Famous
Episode 220 – Hadyn Bevan: Permanent Rumspringa
Episode 219 – Pants
Episode 218 – The Ruttles Wrote OK Computer
Episode 217 – Olfactory Brown Note
Episode 216 – New Year Extravaganza
Episode 215 – Pushing A Corpse Off A Gantry
Episode 214 – Role Reversal
Episode 213 – Murder Preferences
Episode 212 – Piss Slits
Episode 211 – No More Erection Drugs
Episode 210 – Young Enough for Donald Trump to Want to Fuck
Episode 209 – The G Is Always Hard
Episode 208 – Pissing on a Turkey
Episode 207 – Dead Within a Week
Episode 206 – Ranked Sex
Episode 205 – The One With The One With Friends Podcast
Episode 204 – A Retraction (of sorts).
Episode 203 – The Wheelbarrow of Sadness
Episode 202 – Ploppy Pants Special
Episode 201 – Problematic
Episode 199 – Chapter 8, Chris Sells Drugs
Episode 198 – Artisinal Dictators
Episode 200 – The Big Two Ooo Ooo
Episode 166 – Avant Garde
Episode 197 – Non-penis Stuff
Episode 196 – Lockdown Fuck Bubble
Episode 195 – Maimed Air Hostesses
Episode 194 – Graham Gets Excited
Episode 193 – Large Hadron Vagina
Episode 187 – Look We Tried Alright
Episode 192 – Quantum Human Centipede
Episode 191 – The OnlyFans of Podcasts
Episode 190 – Return to the Laundromat
Episode 189 – Not Technically In Europe
Episode 188 – Pavlovian Shitting
Episode 1 – Rebirth
Episode 184 -Warmer Colder
Episode 183 – Echoes of Yesterday
Episode 182 – Big Men and Big Weather
Episode 181 – Catholic Lessons
Episode 180 – Get On The Groovy Train
Episode 179 – Bathtime!
Episode 177 – I Kind Of Had To
Episode 176 – Portuguese Sexytimes
Episode 178 – Interview Skillz Special
Episode 175 – Brett Goldstein’s Films To Be Buried With
Episode 173 – Muted Construction Noises
Episode 174 – The Case of the Keys and the Lifeguard
Episode 172 – Sixteen Layers of Big Dicks
Episode 171 – Dubstep Bill
Episode 170 – [loud breathing noise]
Episode 168 – Election Fever
Episode 167 – Off Menu with Ed Gamble & James Acaster
Episode 165 – Wanging Potatoes At Targets
Episode 164 – BezOS
Dungeons and Dickheads: Season 2, Episode 4 – Shit
Episode 163 – BAN THIS FILTH
Episode 162 – Offensive Ponds
Episode 161 – Emergency Clip Show
Dungeons and Dickheads: Season 2, Part 3 – Izzy Wizzy Let’s Get Busy
Dungeons and Dickheads Season 2: Part 2 – Dan Fireballs The Party Again
Episode 159 – Bigger Than A Bread Bin
Episode 160 – Dead, Deader, Deadest
Episode 158 – Christmas Party 2018
Dungeons and Dickheads Season 2: Part 1 – Roll Out The Barrel!
Dungeons & Dickheads Season 2: Part Double Zero
Episode 144 – Or 145. Who can say?
Episode 157 – A Surplus of Danish Semen
Dungeons & Dickheads Season 2: Part Zero
Episode 139 – Graham Died
Episode 154 – A Hearty Dewbit
Episode 156 – Escape Room Frolics
Episode 153 – Hardwired Christ
Episode 155 – Fly Tipping Children
Episode 152 – One In One Out
Episode 150 – The Chris Is Silent
Episode 151 – Molotov Magnum
Episode 149 – Insanity Apple
Episode 148 – Brown Underpant Crime
Episode 147 – Throwing in the trowel
Episode 146 – Gangster’s Wives Special
Episode 145 – Eggs, Eggs and More Eggs
Episode 143 – General Dan’s Penis Regulations
Episode 142 – Chris Juice
Episode 141 – Fake Megabus
Episode 122 – Flying Banana Boats
Episode 138 – Constipated Politics
Episode 140 – The Two Star Podcast Chillout Room
Episode 137 – Colostomy, not catheter
Episode 136 – Train Noises
Episode 135 – Young Twostar
Episode 134 – Good Things Come To Those Who…
Episode 133 – Hotel Asphixy Wank Death
Episode 132 – Graham caught IBS and so can you
Episode 131 – Meat Does Not Shatter
Episode 128 – Snow
Episode 130 – To The Guff Barge!
Episode 129 – Fairly Conventional Nipples
Episode 127 – The Mull of Kintyre Test
Episode 126 – Girl Scout Diss Tracks
Dungeons & Dickheads – What Happened Next?
Episode 125 – PODCAST TERRORISM!
Episode 124 – Welsh Bull Fighting
Episode 123 – Beaver carnage
Episode 121 – End of The Year Review
Episode 120 – CHRISTMAS PARTY!
Dungeons & Dickheads Part VII
Episode 119 – Ruddy William Special
Dungeons & Dickheads Part VI
Episode 118 – The Dan and Chris Show Episode 1 (Pilot)
Dungeons & Dickheads Part V
Episode 117 – Technical Assistance
Dungeons & Dickheads Part IV
Episode 116 – Bumifications
Episode 115 – Echoes of Christopher
Dungeons & Dickheads Part III
Episode 114 – All filler no killer
Dungeons & Dickheads Part II
Dungeons & Dickheads Part I
Episode 113 – Mostly admin
Episode 112 – The Air Is Full Of Spices
Episode 111 – Dismembering The Dead
Episode 110 – Why Did Dan Blush? Because the Seaweed (Gin)
Episode 109 – In Which Daniel Sneaks In Under The Deadline
Episode 106 – This Is Dan’s Life
Episode 108 – Who Doxes The Doxmen?
Episode 107 – Technical Difficulties
Episode 104 – Dan Who
Episode 105 – Russia By Gaslight
Episode 102 – Dirty Daniel and the Shoe Fetishists
Episode 101 – One-way Wasp Valves
Episode 100 – Navel Gazing
Episode 99 ~ The Mild Exorcism of Christopher’s Lower Abdomen
Episode 98 – Moors Murders: Tokyo Drift
Episode 97 – Drugs Earl
Episode 95 – The lost recordings
Episode 95 – Technical Difficulties
Episode 91 – Not Just A Myth
Episode 96 ~ Michael Portillo’s Closeted Cheese Board
Episode 94 – The Sound of Trains
Episode 93 – Lidl Espresso Martini
Episode 92 – LADS special
Episode 90 – Euthanasia The Video Game
Episode 88 – Episode 89’s poorly conceived prequel
Episode 89 – Rotating Carousel of Prostitutes
Episode 86 – Orgies
Episode 85 – Roll For Fucking
Episode 84 – Bus Wanker
Episode 83 – Daniel’s Creepy D&D Sex Swing (AKA Episode 78 part 3)
Episode 82 – Inauguration Boogaloo
Episode 81 – Pumping Coleslaw Into Memes
Episode 80 – Paulie Trunks
Episode 79 – Thankfully shorter than 78
Episode 78 part 2 – The Never Ending Podcast
Episode 78 part 1 – Racist Bus Tours
Episode 77 – Jean Paul Gaultier’s Euro-Christmas
Episode 76 – Twizzles Heskey
Episode 75 – Prosthetic Bellend
Episode 74 – Enjoy My WAD
Episode 73 – Fantastic Breasts And Where To Find Them
Episode 72 – Up The Poo Alley
Episode 71 – Something’s Gone Wrong
Episode 70 – Dick Sneezes
Episode 69 – Ribbing The Bonk
Episode 68 – Big Swearing
Episode 67 – That Shitty Podcast
Episode 66 – Three Days Late
Episode 65 – Fluttering Kite
Episode 64 – Pride & Robotic Wanking Claws
Episode 63 – Robotic Wanking Claw Part 2
Episode 62 – The Horrific Dick Incident
Episode 61 – Christopher from Dorset shot Harambe
Episode 60 – Dickhead of The Week
Episode 59 – Sun’s Out, Plums Out
Episode 58 – Not Safe For Work
Episode 57 – Wasted Potential
Episode 56 – Evil Japanese AI Beer
Episode 55 – Robotic Wanking Claw
Episode 54 – Hipstr
Episode 53 – Brexit Meltdown
Episode 52 – Chat Shit, Get Banged
Episode 51 – Half Podcast Half Biscuit
Episode 50 – The Legend of J D Wetherspoon
Episode 48 – The Naked Episode
Episode 47 – Fuck Bees
Episode 46 – Bathtub Prosecco
Episode 45 – Sexy Robocop
Episode 44 – Panamanian Cheese Apocalypse
Episode 43 – Steam Port
Episode 42 – Poddy McPodface
Episode 41 – Rise of The J-Turn Sex Ninjas
Episode 39 – Emergency Clips Show
Episode 38 – A Soggy Croissant
Episode 37 – Technical Difficulties
Episode 36 – Lesbian Step-Mum MILF
Episode 35.5 – Radio Dan
Episode 35 – Channing Potatum
Episode 34 – Mimetic Polyalloy
Episode 33 – Two Sets of Knockers
Episode 32 – Naughty Santa’s Helper
Episode 31 – Jumping on the Parsnip Train
Episode 30 – 2016 Predictions
Episode 29 – 2015 Review
Episode 28 – Circumcision Ambulance
Episode 27 – Pyjamify This Top
Episode 26 – A Totally Offensive Individual
Episode 25 – Outraging Public Decency
Episode 24 – #Piggate Special
Episode 23.5 – All Filler
Episode 23 – Rapid Response Priest Team
Episode 22 – Shisgust
Episode 21 – Tennis Special
Episode 20 – A Journey of Terror
Episode 19 – Eating Beef Bacon
Episode 18 – Daniel Mercer Memorial Episode
Episode 17 – Failure to Thrive
Episode 9 – Politics Or Bollocktics
Episode 16 – Suck Your Mum Rudeboy
Episode 15 – Horrible Circumcision Accident
Episode 14 – Press Gang Special
Episode 13 – 250,000 Pubes
Episode 12 – Antiwaffle
Episode 11 – Benda Blaster
Episode 10 – Beef Bacon
Episode 8 – Christmas Special
Episode 7 – Epic Bantz
Episode 6 – Egg Club
Episode 5 – Buff Fungus
Episode 4 – Indian Egg Rice
Episode 3 – Occult Powered
Episode 2 – 2 Two Star 2 Podcast
Episode 1 – PILOT